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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,470 on SurrealEstate. 2 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,892 -[quiet score] -Who’s a good client? 3 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:13,928 -Come back to ASDRA, August. Come back to me. 4 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,602 [knocking on door] 5 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:18,731 -Susan, I desperately need some career advice! 6 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,599 -Help me. 7 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,806 -You seen Zooey? -[gasps] 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,276 -She went to see Susan. -[gasps] 9 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:26,647 -I’m going to see my mom. 10 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,283 What’s new? 11 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,490 All this time and you still don’t care. 12 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,491 -Do you still hear the voices? -[rattling] 13 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,454 -[Luke] These days? Not so much. 14 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,045 [score fades out] 15 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,415 Yeah, yeah. Zooey’s okay. 16 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,957 I’m just leaving the hospital now. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,630 [traffic whizzing] [police sirens] 18 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,007 [sigh, sniffle] 19 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,590 [traffic sounds continue] 20 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,275 [pensive score] 21 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,781 [eerie score] 22 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,658 [safe crossing signal beeping] 23 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,627 [girl breathes nervously] 24 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,145 Pardon me, Miss? 25 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,273 You okay? 26 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,442 -I’m looking for my mom. 27 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,686 -Where’d you leave her? 28 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,860 -We were arguing 29 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:49,608 and then this big white car came out of nowhere and-- 30 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,866 [tender score] 31 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,720 -You’ve been waiting here a while, huh? 32 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,428 -I just keep thinking she’ll be here. 33 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:19,350 If I keep coming back, she’ll be here. 34 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,889 But nobody will talk to me! 35 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,022 They just walk past me like I’m not there. 36 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,862 Except you. You’re different. 37 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,859 -You know what your mom would want you to do, right? 38 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,280 -We argue a lot. 39 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,085 -Doesn’t matter. 40 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,868 She loves you. 41 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,911 -I guess. 42 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,876 -Things with moms is: 43 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,750 even if she’s not, like, there to say it, 44 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:53,553 doesn’t mean she doesn’t care. 45 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,258 She wants the best for you. Always. 46 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,429 And the best for you... 47 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,024 just isn’t here anymore. 48 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,058 You go ahead. 49 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,231 You cross. 50 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,741 [gentle sigh] 51 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,570 [safe crossing signal beeps] 52 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,251 [dramatic whoosh] 53 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,082 [score crossfades to opening theme] 54 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,599 [man screaming] 55 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,983 [theme fades out] [traffic in distance] 56 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,108 -[thumps in distance] -[man in distance groans] 57 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,649 [tense score] [couple talking faintly] 58 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,993 -[man in bed, whispering] Joiti. Joiti. 59 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,413 There’s someone in the house! 60 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,825 Okay, yeah. 61 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,793 Just, uh, stay in bed. 62 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,673 I am going to check it out. 63 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,501 (nervously) Um... 64 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,593 (yelling) Hey! Hey! Hey! 65 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,626 Uh, you better get outta here! 66 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,175 [man talking in distance] 67 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,798 Hey! 68 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:26,395 I’m six-foot-four and 240 pounds 69 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,483 of a pissed-off homeowner. 70 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,307 Hey, I’m holding a blade! 71 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,816 Oh, God, it’s so sharp 72 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,728 it could cut a tomato 73 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,487 into, like, really thin slices! 74 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,701 [man speaks closer] 75 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,320 Ohhh... 76 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,874 You got to the count of three 77 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,542 to get your punk ass outta here. 78 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,172 One! 79 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,500 Two! 80 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,882 Please don’t make me do this! 81 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,673 [couple laughing] 82 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,926 What, funny? Really? You find this funny? 83 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,678 -[Joiti] Oh, you’re so sweet. 84 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,180 -Jo, what the hell is happening? Stop! 85 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,393 -[Joiti chuckles] -Stop! Hey, stop! 86 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,808 -What was that? 87 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,073 What’s this? 88 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:20,239 -It’s a baseball bat, dumbass. 89 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,858 -[Joiti] It was his. 90 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,955 -What’s it doing here? -I don’t know. 91 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,240 -It’s mine and it’s ready to go all lemonade on your ass! 92 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:29,745 -So, this is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff. 93 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,248 -Jo, what the shit is going on? 94 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:35,040 Who is this guy? What is happening? 95 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,255 -I know. Just be patient. 96 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,795 It’s hard for me, too. 97 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,419 -Hard for you? 98 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,125 Listen to me! Talk to me! 99 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,635 -I get it. I know it’s hard 100 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,058 but that’s why we have to do this, right? We have to move on. 101 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:50,597 -Move on -- yes! Out of my house, out of my life! 102 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:53,562 Stop! Stop! Stop! 103 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,443 -Let’s go to bed. -Okay. 104 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,070 [unsettling score] 105 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,778 -What? 106 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,738 [Joiti sighs] 107 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,278 Jo? 108 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,620 Jo, what the hell? Talk to me. 109 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,575 [dramatic boom] 110 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,076 -[man, echoing] Now you’re cut off. 111 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,003 -[Joiti, echoing] I didn’t even have that much. 112 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,631 [Joiti chuckles] 113 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,748 [Joiti, man crosstalk] 114 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,762 [Joiti, man chuckling] - [Man] What’s it doing here? 115 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,180 So, this is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff. 116 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,349 [man, Joiti laughing] 117 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,928 -[Joiti, echoing] Just be patient. 118 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,852 -What? What? What? -[man] I know it’s hard 119 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,603 but that’s why we have to do this, right? 120 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,771 [sighs] 121 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,784 -(whispered) What? 122 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,317 [dramatic boom] 123 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,116 (whispered) What? What? 124 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,538 -[man, echoing] We have to move on. 125 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,501 [panicked breathing] 126 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,131 Let’s go to bed. 127 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,168 [moaning, panting] 128 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,801 [screaming] 129 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:03,338 [glass shattering] 130 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,145 -Nas? 131 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,154 -[Nas] What the--? 132 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,613 [score fades out] [elevator arriving chime] 133 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,695 -How is she? 134 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,582 -Zooey is bruised and she is bleeding 135 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,079 and she is mad as a wet cat, but she’s gonna be okay. 136 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,831 August is taking her home. 137 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,463 -What about Susan? 138 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,044 -That is the question, yeah. 139 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,746 -Okay, well, listen, I’m gonna keep digging here, 140 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,546 but we need those bank records to get a full picture. 141 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,919 -I’ll settle for a snapshot. Anything you can find 142 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,717 about the house! Who built it, who lives there. 143 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,390 -Okay, okay. I’m on it. -[Luke sighs] 144 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,059 You okay? 145 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,768 -Susan is in there. I know it. 146 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,389 -Well, how can you know? 147 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,975 [gentle, spooky score] 148 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:03,235 The voices? The power, it’s all back? 149 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:04,784 -It was my mom. 150 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,438 I touched her hand and it was like 151 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,396 plugging into a 12-gauge speaker wire. 152 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,026 [expels breath] 153 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,244 -How... How could that work? 154 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,914 -What am I, a scientist? 155 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,453 -What about your dad? Have you seen him? 156 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,076 -No, I haven’t had time and now Susan’s stuck in there 157 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,583 with God knows what and we need to get her out! 158 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,674 -What are you gonna do? 159 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,382 -I’m gonna go see a house about a lady. 160 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,006 [score crescendos, fades out] 161 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,554 -[Joiti] When we first moved in there was a half-wall here 162 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,136 that just didn’t work and a hideous green accent wall. 163 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,062 It was horrible. [chuckles] 164 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,691 -Well, it feels very open. Great job. 165 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,939 -[gentle score] -Thank you. 166 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,399 It wasn’t me, though. 167 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,324 My husband was good at this stuff. 168 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,912 He even picked all the colors. 169 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:54,197 He really made this house into something special. 170 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:57,662 -Well, he did. And it is. 171 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,254 [Lomax chuckles] [score fades out] 172 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:03,209 Okay, so you are competing with four other houses 173 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,921 -in a three-block radius. -Okay. 174 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,711 -I checked them out and they’re 175 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,975 just about as exciting as underwear for Christmas. 176 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:13,087 The work you did is going to pay off huge in terms of 177 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:16,096 a faster sale and a higher price. 178 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,679 [pen clicks] 179 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,346 -My first husband did all the work. 180 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,314 [tender score] 181 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,904 He was the one with the vision. 182 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,397 The talent. 183 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,907 And he died. 184 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,530 -I died? 185 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,699 -I am sorry for your loss. 186 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:42,164 -Zayan poured his heart and soul into this house. 187 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,711 He called it our "forever home." 188 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,545 -[both] "Until we can afford something better." 189 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,796 [Joiti laughs] 190 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,802 -I met Nasser earlier this year. 191 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,314 We married in early October 192 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,638 and a couple months ago we decided... 193 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,100 it was time for us to move on. 194 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,561 -Too many memories? 195 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,279 -Zayan had a heart thing. 196 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,402 They called it an... 197 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,704 aortic dissection. 198 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,406 It killed him so young. 199 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,045 And that just killed me. 200 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,209 For months I stumbled through everything. 201 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,125 Numb. 202 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,632 Then Nasser brought me back to life. 203 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,511 [sniffles] So... 204 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,176 [laughs] [score fades out] 205 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,774 let’s get this place sold 206 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,979 and find something new and wonderful ’cause 207 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,229 Nasser really deserves a fresh start. 208 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,397 -I don’t disagree. 209 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,742 -[Joiti] Hm. 210 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,905 You should probably know what happened last night. 211 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,489 [eerie score] 212 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,618 [score swells] 213 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,250 [engine turns off] 214 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,586 [creepy score] 215 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,737 [dramatic boom] 216 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,866 -Whoa. 217 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,253 Well, nice to meet you, too. 218 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,842 [rumbling] 219 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,852 [rumbling fades out] 220 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,392 Looks like we got something to talk about. 221 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,483 So, let’s talk. 222 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,441 [dog barking in distance] 223 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,190 -Look, I feel bad that he died so young. 224 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,113 It’s just that, you know, we have our own life, too. 225 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,906 But don’t get me wrong, it’s a great house. 226 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,698 Except it was their house. 227 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,031 You know, I want to live somewhere that’s our house. 228 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,617 -Understandable. 229 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,997 -See, this is exactly the type of thing 230 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,711 that makes me think that maybe Joiti’s not on board 231 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,211 with all this. Excuse me. Joiti? 232 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,715 -Yeah, babe? -D’you unpack all these boxes? 233 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,889 -No, I didn’t touch your precious boxes. 234 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:45,098 -I thought we agreed that we were gonna donate all this crap. 235 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,389 -You agreed. I got tired of arguing. 236 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,767 -Uh, what was in them? 237 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,481 -Oh, just all of his old shit. 238 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,606 [gentle score] 239 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,360 -You gotta be kidding me. -What? 240 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,820 -I spent all day yesterday packing these. 241 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,736 I was gonna take ’em to Salvation Army. 242 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,365 -And what are they doing here? -You didn’t put it back here? 243 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,543 -No. -Oh, then who did? 244 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,496 -(distorted) I did, bitches! 245 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,543 -Are you calling me a liar? 246 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,796 -Clearly I like to pack things just to unpack ’em. 247 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,595 I’m not an idiot, Joiti. 248 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,473 -Ah, let’s put a pin in that. 249 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,720 -Wait! Joiti! I was just-- 250 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,523 No, let’s just talk about this, please? 251 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,098 [Zayan laughs] 252 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,600 -Ahh... 253 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,191 Oh. [laughs] 254 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,397 You have a good eye. 255 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,532 That’s, um, Groundthorne number 13. 256 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,149 Oh, and if you look a little closer, 257 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,025 you’ll see Mutant Nun number seven. 258 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,532 The one where she cage fights Jerry Falwell. 259 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,705 They had to pull that one when the lawyers got involved, 260 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,124 but, uh, I got to it first. 261 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,787 This is the stuff that he calls shit! 262 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,376 Do you know what it is? It is the residue of a life. 263 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,303 My life! And he-he, what? 264 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,472 Wants to cart it away to the Salvation Army, 265 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,640 sell this house, abduct my wife? 266 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,720 Really? 267 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:13,313 What the hell is Joiti doing with a philistine like that? 268 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,439 You think you’re gonna sell this house? 269 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,651 [rumbling swells, fades] 270 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,539 No! 271 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,119 I don’t think so. 272 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,997 [birds chirping] [goose honking] 273 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,586 [sighs] 274 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,171 [emotional score] 275 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,341 [sighs] 276 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,263 -I have all day. I’m not going anywhere. 277 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,515 -[Susan] It’s my happiness that bothers you, 278 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,097 isn’t it, Luke? 279 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,726 -I always wanted Susan to be happy. 280 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,397 -[Susan, echoing] Sure, as long as it makes you happy 281 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,729 and the world still revolves around you. 282 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,397 -I’d like to talk to Susan, please. 283 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,075 -I am Susan. -Bullshit. 284 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,331 -You want proof? Proof it’s me? 285 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,157 -Yeah, if I could see, like, a photo ID 286 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,752 and a major credit card. 287 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,327 [whoosh] [dramatic score] 288 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:19,213 Taught us to build a fire in cub scouts. Proves nothing. 289 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,252 -You know what I hate about you, Luke? 290 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,466 You’re Mister Perfect. Perfectly styled, 291 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,467 color-coordinated, confident, glib. 292 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,260 -I’d like to talk to Susan, please. 293 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,974 -(angry) What makes you think I’m not Susan? 294 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,136 -Well, it’s the whole color-coordination thing. 295 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,401 See, I could buy the rage on the other points, but, uh, 296 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,771 color-coordination? 297 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,476 It’s one of Susan’s core beliefs. 298 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,446 -[House] You need to leave, Mister Roman. 299 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,873 -You’re not Susan either. 300 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,449 -Oh, but I am. 301 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,254 We are one. 302 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,288 Susan Ireland possesses me. 303 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,331 -Possession is nine-tenths of the law, so what do you want? 304 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,746 -I want you all to stop distracting Susan. 305 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,505 Leave us alone. 306 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,877 -See, Susan is a friend of mine, so if she tells me to piss off, 307 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,005 I’m gone. Boom, I’m outta here. 308 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,602 But until she does... 309 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,220 watch for me. 310 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,774 I’ll be back. 311 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,601 -[Susan’s voice] Piss off, Luke. 312 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,271 -Susan would never say that. 313 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,567 [score fades out] 314 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,988 [dog barking] [house door closes] 315 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,751 -Looks good. 316 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,999 -Hey. 317 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,752 Is, uh, is everything okay? 318 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,052 -Yeah. Yeah, I’m sorry you had to see that. 319 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,676 Look, I know that this is tough on her. 320 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,718 I just don’t want to spend the rest of my life 321 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,724 being her dead husband’s cover band. 322 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,441 -Joiti told me about what happened last night. 323 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,361 [eerie score] -Yeah, that was... weird. 324 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,825 -Have you, um, noticed anything else... 325 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:14,239 weird in the house lately? 326 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,584 [tender score] 327 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,831 -Hi! Hey. 328 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,333 Uh, can I bounce a couple things off you right now? 329 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,249 Cool. 330 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,336 So... [sighs] 331 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,632 Apparently, I’m dead. 332 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:36,932 I can see you and muscle boy, but you can’t see or hear me. 333 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,477 You’re gonna want to cut those zucchinis pretty thick. 334 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,559 [sharp inhale] Anyway... 335 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,404 I don’t think we should let a little thing 336 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,569 like my untimely death get in the way 337 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:51,778 of a terrific relationship, so here is the plan: 338 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,953 I help you get rid of Mister Musclepants. 339 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,989 You can do better. 340 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,994 In fact, you actually have done better. 341 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,119 Next, you fire the real estate lady 342 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,423 and move the furniture back the way it was because 343 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,537 the whole feng shui thing is totally messed up now. 344 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:12,166 And, then, here’s the best part: 345 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,756 we just, um... 346 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,352 live. 347 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,681 Well, you live and I do 348 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,393 whatever the hell this is right now. 349 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,984 But we will be together. 350 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,153 In our house. 351 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,520 Our house. 352 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,115 [knife drops to counter] [Joiti sighs] 353 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,359 [crinkling] 354 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,661 Wow, you remembered my secret ingredient 355 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,739 for superior ratatouille. 356 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,325 Touch of brown sugar. 357 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,540 I miss you so much. 358 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,765 -That looks great! You mind if I help? 359 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,975 -Yeah, it’s your favorite. I’m making it for you. 360 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,339 -Thank you. -Good news, Joiti. 361 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,096 I have us scheduled to look at that new house 362 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,968 on McGuill Street. 363 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,565 -I love that house! 364 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,060 -[Joiti laughs in past] -[Nas] I know it’s hard. 365 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,152 This is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff. 366 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,228 -[Nas] All of his old shit. -[Joiti] Making it just for you 367 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,614 -Time to put my plan into action. 368 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,362 -[panting] What? 369 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,989 -Damn it. I missed. 370 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,078 -I think I need to talk to my supervisor. 371 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,746 -And then I looked in the mirror and there she was. 372 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,002 And she did not look good. 373 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,548 -You should be home taking it easy. 374 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:40,010 -I’m fine. And I’ll take it easy when we get Susan out of there. 375 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,314 -See, the mirror thing worries me. 376 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,768 There’s centuries of mirror mythology that suggests 377 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,479 an attraction to souls, the ability to trap them 378 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,150 and the will to hold them indefinitely. 379 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,108 -[August] Mm. -Did you see Susan? 380 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,109 -I never even got inside. You okay? 381 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,901 -Yeah, just sore. 382 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,495 [tender score] 383 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,570 -So, you gonna tell them or should I? 384 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,873 -Tell us what? 385 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,504 -I’m back on the air. 386 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,369 -[Zooey] Ah, hell, yeah! 387 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:12,086 -So, it’s all back? The voices? The ping? 388 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,918 -Stronger than ever. -[phone buzzing] 389 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,263 -About damn time. -[Phil chuckles] 390 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,052 -Lomax. Hi. -Roman! 391 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:22,183 I know you’ve got your hands full, but I think 392 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,521 my homeowner’s dead husband just tried to kill her new guy. 393 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,689 -Uh-oh. You saw this? 394 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,398 -Yeah, I saw a knife fly off the countertop 395 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,019 and barely miss the guy’s face. 396 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,775 Got stuck three inches into the wall. 397 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,777 -Look, I’m sorry to pull you into this. 398 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,319 I can handle losing a sale, 399 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,662 but losing a client to a knife in the face? 400 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,575 That’s gonna look really bad on my performance review. 401 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,287 -I’ll get there as soon as I can. 402 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,657 -I gotta go help Lomax. -What about Susan? 403 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,125 -We should be there right now! -Not without a plan. 404 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,126 We’re still in the "investigate" phase of the ECHIDNA process. 405 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,878 We don’t move on to "neutralize" until we know exactly 406 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,420 what we’re up against. We owe Susan that much. 407 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,515 You still working on the past residents? 408 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,760 -The bank has owned it a very long time 409 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,012 and they do not like to share records. 410 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,434 -I’ve enlisted some help on the technical aspects. 411 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,934 -Well, keep working on it and I’ll be back as soon as I can. 412 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,600 [suspenseful score] 413 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,529 -Hey, wanna mess with the bank? 414 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,567 -Yes, please. [laughs] -[elevator arrival chime] 415 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,152 -Ow. [score fades out] 416 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,071 [door closes] [traffic in distance] 417 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,205 [car turns off] 418 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,960 -Hey, I am so sorry to drag you into this. 419 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,586 -Where’s our happy couple? 420 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,631 -They’re in the house, rage packing in separate rooms. 421 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,215 -What do they think is going on? 422 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,600 -Nasser, the husband, is in complete denial. 423 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,178 He thinks he’s the victim of a drive-by knifing. 424 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:51,144 Joiti, I-I don’t think she knows what to make of it. 425 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,735 [gentle score] 426 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,730 There’s a healthy dose of survivor guilt in there. 427 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:57,112 I-I saw it a lot on my last job. 428 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,944 -What about the, uh, other husband? 429 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,316 The one without a pulse. Any idea where I could find him? 430 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,995 -[laughs] I know where I’d start. 431 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,205 [receding footsteps] 432 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,630 [score fades out] 433 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,185 -Great. Another pale authority figure. 434 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:31,484 You know, I have just about 435 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,307 -had it with you guys. -[dramatic boom] 436 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,815 -You need to adjust your stance. 437 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,856 Your feet should be shoulder width apart. 438 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,279 [eerie score wells, fades out] 439 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,448 [dog barking in distance] 440 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,543 -What? Are you, like, um... 441 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,709 -Dead? Not at the moment. 442 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,037 -The-then how can you see me? How can you hear me? 443 00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,054 -How can Tame Impala sell nearly two million albums? 444 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:04,009 Universe is a freaky place. [astonished whistle] 445 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,225 -Yeah, true dat. 446 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,800 -So, Zayan. 447 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,395 -Uh, ZAYan. 448 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,970 -Zayan. -Um-hm. 449 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,185 -Your wife and her partner decided to sell the house 450 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,555 and I’m pretty sure that’s what brought you back. 451 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:20,693 -Cool. I don’t care. She can’t be with that guy. 452 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,283 She can’t love him. 453 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,028 [deep sigh] 454 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,609 She just can’t. 455 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,705 [tender score] 456 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,251 -I hate to be this direct, but you died. 457 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,289 You are, in this moment, worm chow. 458 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,923 Now, I have no doubt that you loved Joiti 459 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,500 and that she loved you back, but that? 460 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,211 It’s over. 461 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,131 -I thought love lasted forever. 462 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:48,716 -Well, yeah. 463 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,891 Like low-maintenance composite decking. 464 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,100 -Then why can’t Joiti and I be together? 465 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,180 -Well, you can. 466 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,095 -Just not yet? 467 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:01,065 It’s bullshit. Who do I talk to about that? 468 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,868 [traffic in distance] 469 00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,907 -[Zooey] Yes, we’ll be needing those records now. 470 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,575 Uh-huh. All right. 471 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,661 Can I please have your name 472 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,416 so Miss Shelley in legal will have someone to reference 473 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,459 when I tell her that you are completely incapable 474 00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,344 of providing these documents that she needs 475 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,631 for an important legal matter? 476 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:31,755 Oh, really? Oh, that’s great! 477 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,474 Miss Shelley in legal will be so pleased. 478 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,975 Uh-huh. Ah! Those people in legal. 479 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:41,058 They’re scary, huh? Lawyers, am I right? 480 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,945 [laughs] 481 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,402 Perfect! You’re a warrior prince, Cody. 482 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,902 Uh-huh. Okay. Bye-bye. 483 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,495 [call disconnect beep] 484 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,820 Lawyers. Is there anything they can’t do? 485 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,696 -You have to be Zooey. 486 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,453 -And you are...? -Here to see August. 487 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,620 -Do you have an appointment? 488 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,575 -Honey, I am an appointment. 489 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:09,968 -Oh, Zooey, this is, uh, Rochelle. 490 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,716 -You are exactly as he described you. 491 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,391 -Oh, he described me. -I think he called you his-- 492 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:18,641 -Uh, Rochelle, my... workshop is this way. 493 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,270 -Fifth daughter. 494 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,864 [mischievous score] 495 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:44,790 For this you turned me down. 496 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,135 -It may be small, but it is... 497 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,547 adequate. 498 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,428 -So, what are we trying to solve? 499 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,602 -We have a living organism 500 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,815 forcibly conjoined with an inanimate object. 501 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,817 -Specifically? 502 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:13,238 -We have a nice lady who’s not just trapped inside a house, 503 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,530 but becoming part of a house. 504 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,740 So, we need an extraction tool 505 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:21,616 that can separate and withdraw her without harm. 506 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,041 -A metaphysical jaws of life? 507 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,043 -As always, you capture the essence. 508 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,086 -Can we go see this house? 509 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:32,757 -Zooey, we’re going to take some readings at Susan’s house. 510 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,590 Phil’s meeting us there. He’s never seen the place 511 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,225 and he wants to get a feel for it. 512 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,801 -Mind if I tag along? 513 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:41,095 -You, uh, certain you want to give this house 514 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,811 another swing at you so soon? 515 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,601 -We’ll see who’s still standing at the end. 516 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,145 [elevator arriving chime] 517 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,146 [score fades out] 518 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,494 -Yeesh. 519 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,199 -Yeah. 520 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,569 I’ve covered up nastier knife wounds than this. 521 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,156 -That’s what I like about you, Lomax. You’ve seen stuff. 522 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:03,456 -Okay. Take it or leave it. 523 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:05,037 I met this woman once. 524 00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:07,712 Her husband had died, it was some sort of cancer, 525 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,091 but she bought the whole premium package. 526 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,759 Odyssey-level casket, string quartet graveside, 527 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,928 dove release at benediction. It was top-drawer all the way. 528 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,718 Paid for my senior year at Brown. 529 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,181 -Okay. 530 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,261 -In a private moment, she told me 531 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,726 that they had gone through this rough patch, 532 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,477 but they found couples counseling 533 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:28,399 and apparently it just turned the whole thing around for them. 534 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,654 She said that when he died they were holding hands 535 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:34,492 like newlyweds until his last breath. 536 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,610 -That’s a nice story. 537 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:38,914 -Couples counseling. 538 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,792 I think maybe that’ll do the trick here. 539 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,617 [long sigh] 540 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,212 -Which couple? 541 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,423 -Hm. Both. 542 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:50,843 [score fades out] 543 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:54,801 -So, it just seemed like there was a lot of pain, 544 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,264 a lot of loss and more than a little anger. 545 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,842 -[creepy score] -Dibs on the anger. 546 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:02,007 -So? 547 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,176 -I think that if we put things out in the open 548 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,845 it’ll help all of us, you know? 549 00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,444 Move on to where we need to be. 550 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,478 Emotionally... 551 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,072 Spiritually... 552 00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,936 and in a residential real estate context. 553 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,203 -This feels kind of silly. -[score fades out] 554 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:21,488 We’re supposed to pretend that Zayan is here in the room? 555 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,409 -That is the idea, yeah. 556 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,584 -This is stupid. 557 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:29,623 -You’re stupid. 558 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,376 -I think if Zayan was here 559 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,998 he would say that that attitude isn’t going to get us anywhere. 560 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,972 -Come on, Naz. What could it hurt? 561 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,548 -Uh... 562 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,353 -Yeah. -What an asshole. 563 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,471 Come on. 564 00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:48,016 -Okay, if Zayan was here, 565 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,020 he would say that the love he shared with you, Joiti, 566 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,732 was something that should last forever. 567 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,980 [tender score] 568 00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:56,945 -That does sound like something he’d say. 569 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,489 He was such a romantic. 570 00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:05,789 -And how would you respond? 571 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,536 -I’d... 572 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,456 This really feels dumb. 573 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,550 -Go on. 574 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:26,512 -I’d tell him that when he... 575 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,849 When he passed... 576 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,814 -You were sad. Oh, I get it. 577 00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,188 -I never left the house. 578 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,198 Except to mosque. 579 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:43,782 Only to mosque. It was the... 580 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,326 only thing that made me feel better. 581 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:51,829 That’s where I met Nas. 582 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,207 His mom had just passed. 583 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,591 -That is a very halal meet cute. 584 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:03,183 -This is over a year later. How long was I supposed to wait? 585 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:04,758 -Forever! 586 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,393 -Nasser, if Zayan was here right now 587 00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:10,983 what would you tell him? 588 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,154 -Dude, you’re dead. 589 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,569 -You are a smarmy, home-wrecking piece of shit! 590 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,489 [score fades out] 591 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:25,819 -I think Zayan would argue that you two aren’t as compatible 592 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,486 to one another as they were. 593 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,494 -It’s not really for him to say, is it? 594 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:33,039 -Dude, you know, you’re dead. 595 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,791 This is stupid. [laughs] 596 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,503 I’m sorry. I just-- I’m gonna go repack the den. 597 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,094 -Hey, keep your hands off my shit! 598 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,670 [receding footsteps] 599 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:45,637 -I don’t think this was helpful. 600 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,347 -I’m sorry. -[gentle score] 601 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,967 I just thought it would be best to get everything out there. 602 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:52,855 -You made him sound jealous and controlling. 603 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:55,691 He was never like that. 604 00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:00,650 He was kind, and funny. 605 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:02,941 Really loving. 606 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,947 And I loved him more than life. 607 00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:12,906 All he wanted was for me to be happy. 608 00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:15,464 And when we were together, 609 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,540 we were happy. 610 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,765 [car approaching] 611 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,934 [creepy score] 612 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:38,651 -Well, doesn’t look like Castle Dracula. 613 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,438 -Just don’t turn your back on it. 614 00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:43,652 -Phil, this is Rochelle Decker, a friend and colleague. 615 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:46,026 Rochelle, Phil Orley, ibid. 616 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,611 -Nice to meet you. -You, too. 617 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,617 -Oh, dear. 618 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,199 -May I? 619 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,451 [thunder rumbling] 620 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,501 Oh, these are marvelous. 621 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,592 -They’re calibrated for different energy fluctuations 622 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:06,055 indicating drains and surges that can alert us 623 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:09,181 to residual emotional and temporal activity. 624 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:10,969 -Oh, why don’t you two just get a room? 625 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,182 -Yeah, we gotta go. Susan’s in there. 626 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,023 Susan! 627 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,888 -Shall we? -Yes. 628 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,732 -It’s the ones that don’t look like Castle Dracula 629 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,324 that worry me the most. 630 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:29,205 -Susan! Susan! 631 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:32,453 Susan! Susan! 632 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,700 [dramatic boom] 633 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:37,714 -[Susan, distorted] Zooey! I’m here! Zooey! 634 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:42,087 -[House] Distractions. Distractions everywhere. 635 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:45,550 You don’t need them anymore, Susan. 636 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,629 You have me. 637 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,388 They should be dealt with. 638 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:52,257 We can do it together. 639 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,894 We can do everything together. 640 00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,471 -[Susan] Let me out of here! 641 00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,649 -Perhaps we can work out a compromise. 642 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:05,782 [whoosh, sizzling] 643 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,987 -The hell we will. 644 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,571 [score fades out] 645 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:17,495 [car engine starts in distance] [birds chirping] 646 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:29,047 -Well. -Yeah. Well. 647 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,840 -At least he left you the recliner. 648 00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:35,386 -Yeah. He is waiting for someone to help him. 649 00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,425 I mean, you go to the gym that much 650 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:39,984 you’d think you’d be able to lift a recliner by yourself? 651 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,485 [Luke sighs] 652 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,732 -What are you gonna do? Just wander around the house 653 00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:48,234 rattling chains, hiding toothpaste from Joiti 654 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:49,936 for the rest of her life? 655 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:52,861 -I have a plan. 656 00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:55,066 -Does Nasser survive this plan? -See, that’s the thing. 657 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:57,406 Killing Nasser is a short-term solution. 658 00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:59,002 Joiti would just find someone else. 659 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,827 -Someone even worse. -Exactly. 660 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,082 Or his soul could be stuck in this house forever. 661 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,674 You think I want to spot him on the bench press 662 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,709 for the rest of eternity? No. 663 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,763 No, I have thought this through... 664 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,384 [sighs] and the logical person to kill is Joiti. 665 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:13,965 [eerie score] 666 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,302 If Joiti dies, her and I could be together. 667 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:19,466 You heard her! She was happy when we were together. 668 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:22,387 [contented sigh] 669 00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:26,063 -I don’t think that was the scenario that she had in mind. 670 00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:28,476 -Well, I don’t see another solution, so... 671 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,401 [Luke sighs] 672 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,157 -Okay! How’re you gonna do it? 673 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,707 -I don’t know. -(mocking) I don’t know. 674 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:47,044 Take your baseball bat. You’re gonna bash her head in? 675 00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:49,667 We can knife her in the heart. 676 00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,673 -Shove her down the stairs. -Dude, just-- 677 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:54,015 -I saw some rat poison in the basement. 678 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,680 You could slip some in her coffee. 679 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,599 -Stop, man. -She won’t go easy. She’ll go. 680 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,177 -Dude, just shut up! -No, you shut up and listen! 681 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,518 Joiti has her whole life in front of her. 682 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:07,272 You say you love her, but I don’t believe you. 683 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:08,984 -You know I do! 684 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,492 -Because when you love somebody... 685 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:14,067 [tender score] 686 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:18,073 you want them to be happy, no matter what. 687 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,495 Even if they’re happy with somebody else. 688 00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:34,012 -[Lomax] Now how soon? 689 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:36,429 Well, I’m sure if you just give us a bit more time 690 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,258 we can convince Miss Amaranth to-- 691 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:43,221 I understand, but she has lived there a very long time. 692 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:46,806 A very, very long time. 693 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:49,477 [deep sigh] 694 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:52,019 Okay, just give me one last try 695 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,857 before you do anything too drastic, okay? 696 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,069 [sighs] 697 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,462 Do you have a place to put all this stuff? 698 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,788 -Um, Nas has a storage unit. 699 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,383 [dishes rattling] 700 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,208 -He seems very capable. 701 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,883 [tender score] 702 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:19,389 -I’ll always miss Zayan, but... 703 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:22,427 Nas makes me happier than I ever thought I’d be. 704 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,518 I kinda think I deserve that, you know? 705 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,559 -I think so, too. 706 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,698 -Hey, thanks for your help. -[Luke] You bet. 707 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,325 [traffic in distance] 708 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:48,962 [Nasser groans] 709 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,794 -Hey, I just, uh... 710 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,754 I’m sorry for being kind of a tool. 711 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,344 -It’s okay. -I guess it’s just... 712 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,968 this Zayan character was so amazing. 713 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,215 How’d you like to live in that kind of shadow? 714 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:07,395 -Yeah. 715 00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:08,984 He was quite a guy. 716 00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:12,565 -Well, he basically rebuilt this house, right? 717 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:16,477 Did you know he was a cook? And a musician. 718 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:18,186 [birds chirping] 719 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:22,446 And this pop culture guru kind of renaissance guy. 720 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,030 -[sighs] Stop. 721 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,329 -How am I supposed to compete with that? 722 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,214 -You know, you don’t have to. 723 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,592 [taps shoulder] [tender score] 724 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,669 -Yeah. -[vehicle approaching] 725 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:42,049 Now, let’s get this thing loaded. 726 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,893 [tense score] 727 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,601 -[horn honking] -[Zayan] Look out! 728 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:49,024 [truck engine rumbles] 729 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:54,311 -Oh, yeah. 730 00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,686 -[Nas] Man, he didn’t even stop! 731 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:02,912 -You okay? 732 00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:07,741 [Zayan exhales] [inspiring score] 733 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,003 [Zayan laughs] 734 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:14,632 [score fades out] 735 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,592 [dog barking in distance] [gentle score] 736 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,469 -So, we’re all set for the open house on Saturday. 737 00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:26,390 Get ready to field some way-above-asking offers 738 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,719 -on Sunday. -That’d be wonderful. 739 00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:31,645 -Oh! And before Nasser sends all that stuff 740 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,394 to The Salvation Army, 741 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,306 Roman tells me that some of it could be worth 742 00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:38,735 a significant amount of money to the right dealer. 743 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:41,654 -I can’t imagine that it’d be worth much. 744 00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:43,744 -Apparently we’re in six-figure territory. 745 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,660 Like... 746 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:48,448 down payment on a house, or college fund money. 747 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:50,618 -[tender score] -Uh... 748 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,869 -Here’s a number. 749 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:56,461 Tell them that Zayan sent you. 750 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,421 [receding footsteps] 751 00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:22,574 -I’m sorry, Jo. 752 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:27,237 I thought I loved you so much that I, uh... 753 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,083 I couldn’t let you go. 754 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:35,415 Now I know I love you so much that I can. 755 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:47,342 [sighs] 756 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:00,188 [sighs] 757 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,323 -[Luke] You were at Susan’s place? 758 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,859 What did you see? 759 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,993 -Nothing. But August and his squeeze 760 00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:08,910 have some ideas about how to get Susan out. 761 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,988 -His squeeze? -Rochelle. They have 762 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:14,585 some kind of history together. -What about Phil? 763 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,001 -Phil is picking up the tenant records at the bank. 764 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,670 -Well, great. 765 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,958 Let’s get everybody together for as soon as I get back. 766 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,166 -Luke? 767 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,512 I think I have an idea about my career path. 768 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:28,009 -[gentle score] -Okay. 769 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,513 -I think I want to be... 770 00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:32,103 a lawyer. 771 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,678 -Oh, God! Where did your mother and I go wrong? 772 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:36,644 -Okay, okay. Hear me out on this. 773 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,943 I’m tenacious. 774 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,728 -Yeah. 775 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:43,232 -Argumentative. -To a fault. 776 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,034 -Persuasive. 777 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:47,698 -Well... -Persuasive. 778 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:49,737 -Okay, you’re persuasive. 779 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:52,831 -And, with a law degree, I can do any number of things. 780 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,794 I can actually help people. 781 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:58,247 I can afflict the comfortable, 782 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,879 but comfort the afflicted. 783 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:02,457 -To be honest, 784 00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:04,882 the thought of you with a law degree is terrifying. 785 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:06,841 In all the best ways. 786 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,630 Look, let’s talk about this when we get back. 787 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:11,386 Right now... 788 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,387 there’s nothing more important than Susan. 789 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:16,560 -Yeah, absolutely. Okay, bye. 790 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,139 [taps screen] 791 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,064 [police siren in distance] 792 00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:21,773 -Everybody. 793 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,063 -Uh, Luke, this is, uh, 794 00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:26,477 Dr. Rochelle Decker. She’s helping us out a bit. 795 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,686 -Great, we need it. What’s the plan? 796 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,571 -Okay. 797 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:34,744 These sensors identify all of the human DNA 798 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,994 within the infrastructure of the house. 799 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,946 It’s an estimation at best. 800 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,577 -Still no house plans? 801 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:42,123 -Finally got the name of the builder. 802 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,586 One Thomas Rabbitfoot. I’m tracking him down. 803 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:46,417 -What’s next? 804 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,092 -We activate our device, 805 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:50,931 which should extract the fully corporeal Susan 806 00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:52,967 to a GPS coordinate nearby. 807 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:55,433 -Think it’ll work? 808 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,391 -Probably. -Absolutely. 809 00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,807 -Okay. 810 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,097 Let’s storm the castle. 811 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:04,806 And get our girl back. 812 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,734 [motivating score] 813 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:34,134 [score crescendos, fades] [elevator arriving chime] 814 00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:38,679 [mysterious score] 815 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,273 -Gang’s all here! 816 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,315 Your office? 817 00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:43,851 [mysterious score] 818 00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:51,242 -[Lomax] Is it...? 819 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:52,817 -[Zooey] Yeah. 820 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,823 [score crescendos dramatically, fades out] 58509

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