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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,130 e. 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,759 -They’re here. 3 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,601 The people you want to replace Susan with. 4 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:15,598 -I think I might know somebody. 5 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:18,181 -I’m in. Lomax. I sell shit. 6 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:20,097 [Lomax gasping] 7 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,185 So that’s the brand of weird. 8 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:24,021 -[knocking on door] -Susan? 9 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:26,106 I’m worried about Susan. 10 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,901 [dramatic score] 11 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,605 -[Luke] What is it? -Your mom. 12 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:32,526 -[Luke] Until you confront it, 13 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,584 it’s your unfinished business. 14 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,294 [dramatic boom] 15 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,871 [creepy score] 16 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,256 [heavy breathing] 17 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,888 [dramatic boom] 18 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,437 [light switch clicks] [dramatic boom] 19 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,026 [sighs] 20 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,536 [eerie vocalizing] 21 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,171 [eerie vocalizing] 22 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,600 [door creaking] 23 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,562 [dramatic score] 24 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:52,276 [score fades out] 25 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,282 [giggling] 26 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,124 -I know you’re new here, but... 27 00:01:57,743 --> 00:02:00,083 generally we try to sleep this time of day. 28 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,660 [baby giggling] 29 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,834 -[Luke] So, the widow says, "No, I just want 30 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,545 the pallbearers wearing Padres jerseys 31 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,135 so they can let him down one last time. 32 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,968 Oh, come on. 33 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,718 Wherever you are, 34 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,340 I know that you laughed a little. 35 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,926 [tender score] 36 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,637 [lane control buttons clicking] 37 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,823 [pin collector rattling] 38 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,453 So, 39 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,238 you’re never gonna believe who I’m seeing tomorrow. 40 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,706 Which reminds me. 41 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,250 You up? 42 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,415 -You know, I’m not sure. 43 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:55,344 -How’s She-Ra, Princess of Power? 44 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:58,014 -Gassy. We’re currently strolling the grounds. 45 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,263 -Sorry to bother. 46 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,604 -No, it’s what I live for. What’s up? 47 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,969 -[sighs] I just wanted you to know... 48 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,692 I’m going to see my mom. 49 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,607 -Uh, you don’t want to maybe give her a heads-up? 50 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,937 You know, send a note, or... 51 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:12,442 -Well, Hallmark doesn’t make a good 52 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,944 "so you deserted your family" card. 53 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,485 -[tea kettle whistling] -Huh. You know, pardon me. 54 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:18,989 Our table’s ready. Our table’s ready. Come on. 55 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,782 [cooing, gurgling over phone] 56 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,575 [baby moans, cries] [shushing] 57 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,120 [rattling] 58 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,373 Shit! Uhh... 59 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,706 Okay, we are back. 60 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,341 -See? Was that so hard? 61 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,959 To be a good, loving parent 62 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,756 who is attentive, who is responsive? 63 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,091 -Who lives in the same house? 64 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,472 -I’ll be in touch, Phil. - Hey, hey. 65 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,806 Good luck. 66 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,103 What do I have here? What is this? [gasps] 67 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,896 [toy squeaks] What does daddy have? What? 68 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,269 [Phil gasps] [squeaking] 69 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,316 [elevator arriving chime] [elevator doors sliding open] 70 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,900 [mischievous score] 71 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,376 -[Lomax] Dear Luke, let me begin by telling you 72 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,764 how much I have enjoyed 73 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,720 the past few weeks at the Roman Agency. 74 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:24,390 Challenging work, provocative client issues, 75 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,471 -your team is wonderful. [keyboard clacking] 76 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,228 Your team is... 77 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,317 unusual, 78 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,777 yet fundamentally sound. 79 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,705 So, it is with great regret that I must ask you 80 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,241 to consider this my letter of resignation. 81 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,999 My decision to join your agency was made in haste... 82 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,748 And I’m afraid it’s sort of come back to... 83 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,344 [score crossfades to opening theme] 84 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,629 Bite me. 85 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,838 [sighs] 86 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,343 [wolf howling] 87 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,484 [man screaming] 88 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,101 -[Zooey] Yeah, no, it’s pretty slow. 89 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,766 Also, I just emailed you your hotel confirmation. 90 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,436 What’s in Westindale that merits an overnight stay? 91 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,905 -Just a long drive there and a long drive back. 92 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,486 -Hm. 93 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:27,449 So, I am taking this slow period to assess my career path. 94 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,834 -And? 95 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,750 -You have to like people to be a therapist, right? 96 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,330 -It helps. -Shit. 97 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,126 -Zooey, you are really good at a lot of things. 98 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,420 -Yeah, and yet so few can be monetized. 99 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,094 -No, seriously, everybody talks about 100 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:42,722 doing something they love. 101 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,679 My advice? Do something you’re really good at. 102 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,260 Love is for the weekends. 103 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,555 -God. "Love is for the weekends." 104 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,889 The sampler nearly needlepoints itself. 105 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,024 -All right, I will check in. 106 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,612 -Bye. 107 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,646 [hang-up beep] 108 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,231 [gentle score] 109 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,026 [paper rustling] 110 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,830 -[Lomax] Luke, I was happy to cover for you 111 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,289 on the Malachi family closing. 112 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,958 Reva, Clive, twins, Kat and Hayden, 113 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,998 they were delightful. 114 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,001 -And then, finally, this is the bill of sale. 115 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,594 -I might even say alarmingly so. 116 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,380 -I feel like I’m living in a dream! 117 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:25,094 -A dream house , that is! 118 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,765 [Malachis laughing] 119 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,677 And I asked the movers 120 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,434 to unload the living room furniture first 121 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,596 ’cause you know what tonight is. 122 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,397 -Game night! [excited laughter] 123 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:42,781 -Feeling my insulin levels plunging dangerously low, 124 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,489 I completed the closing quickly -Congratulations. 125 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:49,080 -A little too quickly, as it turned out. 126 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,325 [score fades out] 127 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:53,910 [office phone ringing faintly] 128 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,039 -Lomax. 129 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,794 Is there something you need? 130 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:04,049 -No. No. I was just, uh... 131 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,886 What are you doing? 132 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,600 -Fiddling with a little technology 133 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,730 that I first explored many years ago. 134 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,059 A remnant of a past life. 135 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,613 -I’ve worked at a lot of real estate agencies 136 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,900 but never one that had a science officer before. 137 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,025 -"Science is organized knowledge. 138 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,323 "Wisdom is organized life." 139 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,907 Will Durant. 140 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,251 -Oh, that’s right. You-- 141 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,997 You do that, don’t you? 142 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,329 -You’ll get used to it. -[Lomax chuckles] 143 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,885 -Lomax. 144 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,628 Malachi docs; you have a problem. 145 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,460 -What? -Roofing rider. 146 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,265 There’s no signature. 147 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,339 -Oh, damn! -Yeah, we need that signed. 148 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,645 -I know. I was just hoping 149 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,889 that I’d seen the last of the Malachis. 150 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,471 -They seemed nice. 151 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,136 -Very nice. 152 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,774 Aggressively nice. 153 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,601 Chewing on tinfoil nice. 154 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,186 -Yeah, we used to give clients like that to Susan. 155 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,732 -Susan’s a very nice person herself. 156 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,486 -Oh, yeah. See, I’m not... 157 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,107 constructed with those kinds of tolerances. 158 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:13,116 -Clearly. But just so you know, Luke is very big on ass. 159 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,502 -After Sales Service. 160 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:18,407 Luke has never once used that acronym. 161 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:21,036 -[laughs, snorts] I know. It just makes me smile. 162 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,594 The point is, if he were here, he would tell you 163 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,918 in his supportive yet firm win-win way 164 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,594 even if it makes your teeth hurt, 165 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,592 you get that signed and make sure that they are 166 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,394 loving their new home. 167 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:35,058 -Can’t I do it tomorrow? It’s... game night. 168 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,478 -Closing docs are all signed with today’s date. 169 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,057 Unless you want to start all over? 170 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,152 -No, I-I don’t. It’s stupid. 171 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,110 -Hm. 172 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,529 August, quick question.... 173 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,645 Do FBI agents get drug tested? 174 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,066 -I would think so. Why? 175 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,665 -Oh, no reason. 176 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,950 [footsteps receding] [gentle score] 177 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,373 [car engine turns off] [car door opens] 178 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,706 [dogs barking in distance] 179 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,673 -Yahtzee! [giggling] 180 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,170 [sighs] 181 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,431 -God, I miss the dead. 182 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,927 -[gasp] Lomax, welcome to our home! 183 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,522 -Oh, thanks. [Mrs. Malachi chuckles] 184 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,516 -Uh, this is for you! 185 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,980 -Oh, what a lovely thought. 186 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,440 -Oh! I, uh... 187 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,321 don’t want to scuff your polished floors. 188 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,358 -Aren’t they lovely? 189 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:34,159 Clive, kids, Lomax is here. 190 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,699 -[all] Yay! 191 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,162 -I’m so sorry to interrupt your family night. 192 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,753 I-I, uh, can’t believe I missed this page! 193 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,578 -Come on, admit it. You just 194 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,295 couldn’t wait to see this scrumptious house again! 195 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,755 -You got me! 196 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,586 -Hayden, Katherine, why don’t you kids go get ready for dinner 197 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,506 while we take care of the paperwork? 198 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,224 -Scoot, scoot. 199 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,556 [sniffing] 200 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,898 -Okay, uh, I just need your signatures right there. 201 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,782 -All right. Let’s see. -Mm-hm. 202 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,624 -Uh, yeah. Just right there on the bottom. 203 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,988 -Mm-hm. -Yeah, great, yeah. 204 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,448 -Ooh. [sniffs] 205 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,616 I love that fragrance you’re wearing. What is it? 206 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,496 -I-I don’t wear perfume. 207 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,670 -Hm. Clive, do you smell it? 208 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,262 [Clive sniffing] 209 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,588 -I smell... something. 210 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,892 -Thank you. 211 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,306 I am going to 212 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,428 get out of your way. [laughs] 213 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,135 -Oh, um, it’s just takeout but, um, 214 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,646 how ’bout stopping by for lunch tomorrow? 215 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,901 -Oh! Oh, I-I would love to, but-- 216 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,651 -Perfect! -I, actually need to-- 217 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,954 -You know, the service you’ve shown us after the sale 218 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,909 is really top-notch. 219 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,490 -Please say you’ll come! 220 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,674 -[both howl] -Great!/Marvelous. 221 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,248 [chuckling] 222 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,843 -[Lomax] Hm. 223 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,804 Oh! [chuckles] 224 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,393 I, uh, think your dog found my shoe. 225 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,760 -Dog? 226 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,635 We don’t have a dog. 227 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,232 [tense score] 228 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,268 [door closes] 229 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,646 -Oh... 230 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,244 [car door lock beeps] [growling] 231 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,962 [gasp] [dramatic boom] 232 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:48,617 -[relieved breaths] Hey! 233 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,457 You, uh... startled me. 234 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,877 -I found something nasty in the yard. 235 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,223 -I rolled around in it. 236 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,215 -So, just... 237 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,641 making our own fun, then? [chuckles] 238 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,388 [growling] 239 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,023 [snarling] 240 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,457 [howling] 241 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,299 [score fades out] 242 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,973 -[Zooey] Werewolves? 243 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,442 [laughing] 244 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,573 [snorts] I’m sorry. [snorts] Seriously? 245 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,477 You think the Brady Bunch is howling at the moon? 246 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,066 -I am just putting it out there. 247 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,110 -You got any silver bullets in the workshop? 248 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,618 -I don’t get it! You find all kinds of weird shit 249 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,199 in these houses. How is a werewolf 250 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,794 suddenly so over the top? 251 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:12,040 -Most of the, uh, phenomena that we encounter 252 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:15,003 is tied to, uh, a specific locale-- 253 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,424 a certain property. 254 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,472 Werewolf mythology feels a bit more... 255 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,637 -Free-range? No! Off-leash. 256 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,137 -We’re speculating. 257 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,678 You need to speak with Phil. 258 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,684 If there’s something to this, he’d be the one to ask. 259 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,476 -I’d hate to bother him. 260 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,559 -Oh, he’d never forgive us if it was a... 261 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,525 shapeshifting lycanthrope and he missed it. 262 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,744 -Well, it has to be now 263 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,447 ’cause I’m supposed to go back over there. 264 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,033 -Oh, that’s right. They’re having you for lunch. 265 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,660 [Zooey giggles] 266 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,713 I have an errand to run. 267 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,340 Yeah, I just thought, you know, I’d run by Susan’s. 268 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,879 Rattle her cage a little. 269 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,049 -I think souls move on. 270 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,594 We should understand that more than most. 271 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,176 -Yeah, but not Susan 272 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,761 and not from us! [tender score] 273 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,636 I mean, you know that I’m going through this 274 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,943 crisis of career and identity 275 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,857 and the one person who I feel like I need to talk to the most, 276 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:19,357 the one person who I feel like can give me smart, 277 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,650 no-bullshit, woman-to-woman career advice, 278 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,904 won’t even take my frickin’ calls! 279 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,819 I just... [sighs] 280 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,703 I need focus. You know? 281 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,956 I mean, I struck out on being a real estate agent. 282 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,787 And that’s the job they give you when you keep burning the fries. 283 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,963 -You were not pushed. 284 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,712 You jumped. 285 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,924 You were meant for greater things. 286 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:48,006 -I made a list of jobs that I thought I’d be good at. 287 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,176 -Therapist and FBI Agent. 288 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,225 Crossed out. 289 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,516 Hm. Probably the right call. 290 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,323 Spy. Band manager. Hand model? 291 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,412 [mischievous score] 292 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,987 Sniper. 293 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,292 Blood spatter analyst. Concert cellist. 294 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,920 You, uh, play the cello? 295 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:28,465 Look, the problem with this list is that it aims too low. 296 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,142 -Well, shit... 297 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,525 What do I do now? 298 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,100 -You know... 299 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,983 the affirmation that she’s needed here 300 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,320 might be exactly what Susan needs most herself. 301 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:47,359 -You think? -Well, if she rejects you now, 302 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,165 you’ll know for certain she’s moved on. 303 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,911 -But maybe... 304 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,867 she won’t. 305 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,542 Maybe helping me 306 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,621 is the first step to getting Susan back. 307 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,787 -Well, show her your list. 308 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,296 Ask her advice. What can it hurt? 309 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,433 -Thank you. 310 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,521 [score fades out] 311 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,978 [crow cawing] 312 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,163 [engine turns off] 313 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,205 -Clearly it’s a genetic thing. 314 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,537 Like detached earlobes or diabetes. 315 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,303 [crow cawing] 316 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,215 [sigh] 317 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,313 -Good morning! 318 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,273 [tender score] 319 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,778 Houses in this neighborhood hardly ever come up for sale, 320 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,371 so this one is probably going to go very fast. 321 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,697 [inhales] I’m Victoria. 322 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:19,583 Thanks for stopping by. H-have you been looking long? 323 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,175 -Seems like forever. 324 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,422 -Uh... -Sorry. 325 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,384 Nice place. [knocks on doorframe] 326 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,514 Good bones. [score fades out] 327 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,302 -You know, uh, most people nowadays 328 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:37,105 seem to want homes out in the suburbs. 329 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,599 Room for everything -- something new, you know? 330 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,188 Not everybody appreciates these older places: 331 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,729 tighter stairways; smaller rooms. 332 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:49,027 But I have found that they have character. 333 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,784 -Well, I’ve met lots of characters 334 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,741 in older places like this. 335 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,947 -Well, I-I can show you around, um...? 336 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,619 -Luke. [tender score] 337 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,630 [clears throat] So, is this the, uh, 338 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,207 original millwork? 339 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,512 -Postwar. 340 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,297 Um... 341 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,550 it’s a-a good eye. Are you in the business, Luke? 342 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,639 Seems like we always recognize our own. 343 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,828 -So... 344 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,833 what’s new? 345 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,135 [score fades out] 346 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,257 [sea 347 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,184 -I feel awful cutting into your parental leave. 348 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:05,023 -Nah, it’s nice to get out. Felicity is getting an intro 349 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,521 into quantum physics from Unkie Augie. 350 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,982 -The consensus seems to be that I have a touch 351 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,073 -of the batshit crazy. -Well... 352 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,988 we’re kind of in the batshit business. 353 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,527 -Hm. -Here we go... 354 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,490 [keyboard clicks] 355 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,585 -That is him, officer! That is the guy! 356 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,657 -I swear it. [Phil chuckles] 357 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,752 -You’ll find stories of people turning into werewolves as 358 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,458 early as ancient Greece, 359 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,748 but the legends really peaked in, like, 360 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,252 the 16th, 17th centuries along with the European witch hunts. 361 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,915 It’s been a fan favorite ever since. 362 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,803 -But it’s just a legend? -I don’t know. 363 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,430 My old job, they used to believe that people 364 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,258 who were excommunicated from the Catholic Church 365 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,263 would become werewolves. 366 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,925 My own theory is that they were just really hairy Lutherans. 367 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,314 But, the one thing I know for sure 368 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,352 is that we’ve never encountered a werewolf here. 369 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,735 -Mm-hm. -That being said, 370 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,943 we’ve never encountered a reticulated giraffe either 371 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,573 and you just know they’re out there. 372 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,953 [mischievous score] 373 00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,568 -So, I have to be over there for lunch in a couple of hours. 374 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,740 What do I do? 375 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,835 -Well, it’s daylight, so, if there’s anything 376 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,871 to the prevalent mythology, you should be fine. 377 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,495 -Well, come on, prevalent mythology. 378 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,462 -Okay, let me dig into the history of that house. 379 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,922 You said that the Malachis were normal before they moved in? 380 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,553 -Yeah, I don’t know. Maybe I am a bit crazy! 381 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,180 You know? A chewed-up shoe, 382 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:22,597 some growling and glowing eyes and a full moon. 383 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,428 Maybe I put two and two together and got Lon Chaney Jr. 384 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,024 -Possibly. 385 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,847 Be careful. 386 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,015 Legends become legends for a reason. 387 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,488 [score fades out] 388 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,498 -Are you, um, traveling with your family, Luke? 389 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,173 -Just me. 390 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,748 [sighs] 391 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,961 I don’t know if you know; Dad passed a few years back. 392 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,633 -I didn’t. No. 393 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,011 I’m sorry. 394 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,893 [gentle score] 395 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,350 -He was a good man. -The world’s greatest dad. 396 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,098 He had the coffee mug to prove it and they just don’t 397 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,904 hand those things out to anybody, you know. 398 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,693 [scoffs] 399 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,030 -What? -Well, that tendency to... 400 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:22,819 blow off important conversations with a joke. 401 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,625 See you picked that up from him. 402 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,656 God, I used to hate that. [laughs] 403 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,705 -Me too. 404 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,761 You should know that he never said a bad word about you. 405 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,511 But that is okay because I said enough for both of us. 406 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,850 But that’s when I was little, you know? Bitter and angry. 407 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,146 Before I learned that life isn’t fair 408 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,358 and shit happens to everybody. 409 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,823 You know, I should probably thank you for hitting me 410 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,439 with the big guns early on. 411 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,315 Because every little bump along the road ever since? 412 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,991 Seemed pretty manageable by comparison. 413 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,786 -Long time ago I forfeited the right to be proud of you. 414 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,383 [Luke exhales] 415 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,002 -Proud? [scoffs] 416 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,916 Probably not your best pitch. 417 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,880 How about curious? 418 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,927 -I understand that there are some things 419 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,470 that are just not my business. 420 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,853 -I am the son you walked out on when I was three years old! 421 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,135 Ask me anything. 422 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,364 Nothing. 423 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,815 All this time and you still don’t care. 424 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,951 Well, you know you got my card, so feel free to call me 425 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,120 in the middle of the night if you have any burning questions 426 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,488 about prom night or what my favorite color is. 427 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,496 [tender score fades out] -Do you still hear the voices? 428 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,078 [dramatic boom] 429 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,880 [tense score] 430 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,435 [birds chirping] 431 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:12,815 [knocking on door] 432 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,984 [branches snapping] 433 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,770 [birds chirping] 434 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,690 [creepy score] 435 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,953 [dramatic boom] 436 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,281 -Lomax! You’re here! Come in! 437 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:34,367 Lunchtime! [giggles, sighs happily] 438 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,128 -Are you all okay? -[growling] 439 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,799 -We’re great! Who’s great? 440 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,377 We are! We are! 441 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,975 [deep sniff] 442 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,101 Clive! Hayden! Time for chow! 443 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,717 [growling] 444 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,314 Kat! Kat moves on her own schedule. 445 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,270 -I actually saw her outside. 446 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,520 -Kat! Oh! There she is. 447 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,772 Dramatic boom 448 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,864 Kat, did you spoil your lunch? 449 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,440 [purring] 450 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:06,655 Lomax! Sit! Sit! 451 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,235 [disquieting score] 452 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,788 [growling] 453 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,749 Katherine! 454 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:25,210 Now, who would like to lead us in grace? You would! You would! 455 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,215 -Bless-us-oh-Lord- for-these-thy-gifts-which-we-are 456 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:28,717 about-to-receive- through-thy-bounty. 457 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,839 [howling] 458 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,181 -[growling] -Wait! 459 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:37,636 -Now! -[growling] 460 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,612 [cell phone ringing] 461 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,793 [cell phone continues ringing] 462 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,960 [squeak] [growling] 463 00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,689 [footsteps receding] [growling] 464 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:28,993 [score fades out] 465 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,580 -[Lomax] And then the bitch bit me! 466 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,790 -This is the mom? -Mm-hm. I shook her off 467 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:42,789 and I ran or father and son would have ripped me to pieces. 468 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,883 -And the daughter? -I don’t know. She just kind of 469 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,418 watched and... 470 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,671 licked herself. 471 00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:52,588 -And all in broad daylight? 472 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,514 That’s hardly in keeping with the legend. 473 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,314 -Well, that’s not the part of the legend that worries me. 474 00:25:58,348 --> 00:25:59,768 -[Lomax] Supposedly, 475 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,478 a bite from one of those things turns you into... 476 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,399 one of those things! 477 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:06,568 August insisted that I visit the ER 478 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:09,647 for a tetanus shot and a round of antibiotics. 479 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,743 He promised to call Phil and see if he found anything. 480 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,490 And Zooey? 481 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,781 Well, I have no idea where Zooey was. 482 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,448 [suspenseful score] 483 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:24,997 [engine turns off] 484 00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:38,684 [knocking on door] 485 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,312 -Susan!? 486 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,265 [knocking on door] 487 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,016 Susan! 488 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,735 [shutters clanking] 489 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,366 All right... 490 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,451 We can do this the hard way. 491 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,128 Ah, you got it. 492 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,050 -[House] Intruder alert! 493 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,799 -Susan, I’m breaking into your house! 494 00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,431 -Intruder alert. 495 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:19,427 -Violating socio-professional norms! Confront me! 496 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,681 -Intruder alert. -Shut up. 497 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,184 -Intruder alert. -So, uh... 498 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:28,558 Susan, I desperately need some career advice! 499 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:31,185 -Intruder alert. -What should I do with my life? 500 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:33,692 -[House] Why not end it? 501 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:36,992 -What did you say? 502 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:39,320 -Why not pick up this sharp, heavy object, 503 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:41,406 split your skull open, 504 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:44,871 end your worthless life and stop distracting Susan? 505 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,577 -Susan, you’re just gonna let your house talk to me like that? 506 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:51,795 -I’m sorry, I’m having trouble with that request. 507 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,207 -Susan? 508 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:55,675 -It sounds like you’re looking for Susan. 509 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:58,256 Did you mean feminist writer Susan Sontag? 510 00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:00,102 Did you mean Susanna Hoffs, 511 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:02,927 lead singer of the popular ’80s band The Bangles? 512 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:06,273 -Ireland! Susan Ireland! 513 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,600 -Ireland is a country in the North Atlantic 514 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,435 with a population of roughly-- 515 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,980 -Shh! [power cord smacks on floor] 516 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,646 Susan! 517 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,236 [tense score] 518 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:21,200 Susan! 519 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:32,748 What do you want? 520 00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:34,877 [dramatic boom] 521 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,012 -I already told you. 522 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,469 Would you like to hear the answer again? 523 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:47,184 -Okay. Susan, I know that your new place has a nice view 524 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,636 and a spacious floor plan and you got it below market 525 00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,266 but I frickin’ hate it! 526 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,607 [dramatic boom] 527 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:00,662 What? 528 00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:15,709 [cleaver clatters] 529 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,130 Susan? 530 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,180 -[echoing] Help me. 531 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,137 -How did you get in there? 532 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,720 [dramatic rumbling] 533 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:32,728 Susan? 534 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,315 Hello? 535 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:58,669 Susan? 536 00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:02,381 [dramatic boom] [sharp gasp] 537 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,297 -[House] You are a distraction. 538 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:06,885 -You need to leave. -What? 539 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,265 [nervous breath] 540 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,557 -You are a distraction. 541 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:15,103 You need to leave. 542 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,727 -[boom] -Ah! 543 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:19,074 [gasping] 544 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:22,239 Yeah, I’m having trouble with that request, dickhead! 545 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:25,409 No! No! No-no-no. 546 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:26,989 No! No! 547 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:28,584 No! 548 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:31,753 [dramatic boom] 549 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,538 [faint traffic] [piano playing] 550 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,135 [silverware, glassware clinking] 551 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,795 [approaching footsteps] 552 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,100 -How’d you find me? 553 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:54,267 -Only a few decent hotels in this town. 554 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,653 This was the second one I called. 555 00:30:58,023 --> 00:30:59,573 Kismet. [chuckles] 556 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,898 -You want something from the bar? 557 00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:07,283 -Uh, just a club soda. 558 00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:12,248 I have managed to slay a few dragons in my life. 559 00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:22,009 In my mind, I’ve rehearsed that conversation 560 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,837 that we had today 561 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,592 a thousand times over 35 years. 562 00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:30,315 -How’d we do? 563 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,555 -Not as good as I hoped. 564 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:38,229 Better than I feared. 565 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,067 For a few weeks... 566 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:48,283 after I left, 567 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,874 I... 568 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,043 I would wake up every Sunday morning 569 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,828 and it was... it was so quiet. 570 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,422 [tender score] 571 00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:58,957 And I would think, 572 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,343 "This is ridiculous. 573 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,417 Today I’ll go back and... 574 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:09,216 you’ll be happy and I’ll be sorry and... 575 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:12,104 we’ll cry and... 576 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:15,523 Carl will make some awful joke and... 577 00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:18,693 we’ll laugh and we’ll be a family again. 578 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,490 And then one Sunday... 579 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,451 I woke up and... 580 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,028 20 years had passed. 581 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:35,951 And I realized that some mistakes just... 582 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,370 haunt us forever. 583 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,541 -So, leaving... 584 00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:46,343 leaving me, 585 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:48,303 leaving us... 586 00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,299 was a mistake? 587 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,556 -It was a really difficult time. 588 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:58,099 That’s not an excuse. It’s just something 589 00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,693 that you need to know. 590 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:04,479 -I know about the little girl. 591 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,690 [tremulous inhale] 592 00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:08,285 About my sister. 593 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,279 -Carl told you? 594 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,873 -No. 595 00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:15,575 No, not ever. 596 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,295 -It’s like after you were born, I... 597 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,250 I didn’t recognize myself. 598 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,671 I spent every day all alone with... 599 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:31,721 two strangers: you and me. 600 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:35,136 And the more I saw you figuring out the world 601 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,309 the more I just felt it slipping away. 602 00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,975 -I never-- -And then I thought that maybe 603 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:44,109 I was standing in your way. 604 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:48,358 And that maybe that was why all those horrible... 605 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:51,784 things were whispering to you in the dark, 606 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:55,451 all those poor souls, those... 607 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,372 monsters and spooks. 608 00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:02,578 Maybe they stepped in because I was never enough. 609 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:05,674 -It was never that. 610 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,258 -I knew that you had this whole other life. 611 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,136 And I could not follow you there. 612 00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:19,267 And that’s why I walked away. 613 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:22,981 [shaky inhale] 614 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:25,939 And that’s why I asked you if you still hear the voices. 615 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,204 -Used to. 616 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,865 These days... 617 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,118 [deep sigh] 618 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:42,712 not so much. 619 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,917 -[sighs] What’s that like? 620 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:49,668 -It’s quiet. 621 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:53,755 It’s really... 622 00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:56,716 quiet. 623 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,903 [rumbling] 624 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,525 [distant echoing voices] 625 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,160 [distant echoing voices continue] 626 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:29,416 [rumbling, voices subside] 627 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:36,184 [score fades out] 628 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,772 -This was nice. 629 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,102 [distant car horn honks] 630 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,976 Maybe I could, um... 631 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,727 I don’t know, give you a call once in a while? 632 00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:54,606 -Once in a while would be nice. 633 00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:04,616 Hey, Mom? 634 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,163 [tender score] 635 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:07,786 How ’bout Sunday mornings? 636 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,085 Sunday mornings could be a good time for a call. 637 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,836 -Okay. 638 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:17,505 Yeah. 639 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:23,010 [car door closes] 640 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:26,017 -[Zooey] Phil! Talk to me, babe -Hang on. 641 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:28,939 -[baby burps] -Ahh, good girl. 642 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,358 Good girl. Go with Uncie Augie. 643 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:33,438 -[August] Ooh! -[Lomax] Hm. 644 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:35,403 -Okay, check this out. -[gentle score] 645 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,779 This is the site of the Malachi house back in the 70s, 646 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,622 before developers got their hands on it. 647 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,947 -Oh, God. They built it on a cemetery? 648 00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:45,583 -Why are the stones so small? 649 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,750 -Aha! It was a pet cemetery! 650 00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:50,249 -[baby coos] -A pet cemetery. 651 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,841 -Of course the developers pulled the headstones down but 652 00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:55,343 they didn’t do anything about the content. 653 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,050 -Oh, God. Really? 654 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,130 -I know. One phone call to Craig T. Nelson 655 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,135 could have cleared this whole thing up. 656 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:02,967 -Okay, so what do we do? 657 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,602 -The animal spirits need to be put to rest. 658 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,140 I know just the man for the job. 659 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,643 -You do? -Yeah. 660 00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:11,646 [baby gurgles] 661 00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:13,812 We used to work together. 662 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:18,243 [score intensifies] 663 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,502 [engine turns off] 664 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:37,919 [flashlight button clicks] 665 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:51,098 -[sighs] Holy shit. 666 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,906 Hello? 667 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,491 [eerie score] [tapping] 668 00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:11,286 Hello? 669 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,423 [tools clatter onto table] 670 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,208 [creepy score] 671 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,258 Ah! 672 00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:25,972 Phil sent me. 673 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,218 [score fades out] 674 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,814 Phil Orley? 675 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,193 -Father Phil. -And? 676 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,153 -I’ll be needing one Assisi. 677 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:39,397 St. Francis of, to go. 678 00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:41,896 -Francis. Frank. 679 00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:44,862 Brother Frankie. Huge seller! 680 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,776 He was big among the friars, which... 681 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,988 I thought was kind of ironic until I realized 682 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:53,246 they were talking about priests rather than chickens. 683 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:54,829 -I’m kind of in a hurry here, Ed. 684 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:58,464 -He’s been dead since 1226 so, yes, 685 00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:00,383 I can understand your urgency. 686 00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:02,257 [sighs] Anyway, 687 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:05,378 go help yourself to some mimosas and, uh, 688 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,346 I’ll see if I can’t pull you a quick Frankie. 689 00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:10,138 [edgy score] 690 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,721 -Okay. 691 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,307 [phone ringing] 692 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:20,613 -What? -Lomax! 693 00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:23,610 -[baby wailing] -Oh! Jesus! What is that noise? 694 00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:25,653 -God, gas, gums, who can tell? Look, 695 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,907 I forgot to tell you, you need to place the statue 696 00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:30,619 on the northwest corner of the garden. 697 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:33,290 -No. No, no, no. That’s way on the other side. 698 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:35,959 -Yeah, that is where most of the animals were interred. 699 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,129 -[sighs] Swell. 700 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,418 [creepy score] 701 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:52,522 [dramatic boom] 702 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,097 [growling] 703 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,605 [dog barks in distance] 704 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:08,817 Who’s a good client? 705 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,415 [growling continues] 706 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,543 Stay. 707 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,498 Stay. [gibberish] 708 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,342 Just-- Shit! 709 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,798 Shit! Shit! Oh, guys! 710 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,469 [growling] 711 00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:28,933 [inspiring score] 712 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,687 [gasping] [wolves howling in distance] 713 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:47,859 [groans, coughing] 714 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,320 -[Dad] Yeah... 715 00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,485 [relieved sigh] 716 00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:56,075 -[Lomax] Huh. 717 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,040 -Lomax? 718 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,710 [relieved sigh] 719 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,290 -Yahtzee! 720 00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:04,918 [sigh] 721 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,513 [gentle score] 722 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:07,917 -When I was in my first job, 723 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:11,086 working for an evil, oppressive corporation 724 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,215 under a miserable middle management drone 725 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:15,852 whose spirit had been crushed like a beer can long ago, 726 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:17,981 I learned two things. 727 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:19,943 Just two. First, 728 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:23,945 write a letter of resignation every week. 729 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,522 It’s cathartic. 730 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,816 You feel better not keeping things to yourself. 731 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:31,106 And second: set that letter on fire 732 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,275 and make sure nobody sees it, ever. 733 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,578 Because what are you, crazy? 734 00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:37,908 Quit a paying job? In this economy? 735 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,369 -Lomax? 736 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:44,038 -Hey. -Smelled something burning. 737 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:46,497 Thought maybe Susan was back. 738 00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:50,171 Is August is still here? 739 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:52,216 -Uh, yeah, I think he’s in his workshop. 740 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:56,469 [footsteps receding] 741 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:01,891 [sighs] 742 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,611 -Hey. 743 00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:10,741 -Luke! Heavens! 744 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,162 -Have you seen Zooey? 745 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,117 -Uh, she didn’t return? 746 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:17,118 -Where’d she go? 747 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,700 -She went to see Susan. 748 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,295 [tense score] 749 00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:25,082 [beep] 750 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,878 [phone buzzes repeatedly] 751 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,233 [gasps] 752 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:44,350 [coughing] 753 00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:47,570 [groaning] 754 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:52,150 [screams] [thud] 755 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:56,738 [score fades out] 51806

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