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Fawz, I have a bone
to pick with you.
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Your dry cleaners
ruined my shirt.
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How do I know it wasn't
brought in that way?
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Could be for one
of your dolls.
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Maybe you're a
creepy doll guy.
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This was my lucky shirt.
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I was wearing it when I won
50 bucks at the track
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the day my wife left me.
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And, when I got a bonus McNugget
the day I lost my job.
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Did you wear your lucky shirt
with your unlucky underwear?
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All his underwear
is unlucky.
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Okay, give me a few days.
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It could just be a mix-up,
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and one of my tiny customers
will walk in with a giant shirt.
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(Franco grunting)
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I got it.
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Okay.
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Yo, Arthur, would it be cool
if I stored
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some of my paintings
in the back?
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Whoa, that's a lot of painting.
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Uh, you can store some
of your stuff here, yeah.
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Yeah? Thanks, man.
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You know,
ever since you let me paint
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that mural on the side
of the shop,
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I've been painting nonstop.
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It's amazing.
What do you call it?
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Well, I call it, uh,
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Black Jesus Riding a Skateboard
Battles Satan on a Pony.
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So, where's Satan?
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Be right back!
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Is it weird that I'm
attracted to Jesus?
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Is it weird that I am?
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All right. (whoops)
Make way for Satan!
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Make way for
the Prince of Darkness!
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Wow. How'd you get my ex-wife
to pose for that?
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These are
really good, Franco.
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You're like
a legit artist.
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Oh. Thanks, Maya.
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I just felt it was time
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to graduate from tagging walls.
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Though, I'm gonna miss the cops
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chasing me off
those highway overpasses.
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Aw...
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I'm sure we'll find something
else to arrest you for.
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Those paintings are terrific.
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You ever think
of trying to sell them?
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Where?
JAMES:
Well, someone just opened
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a gallery down
the street.
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MAYA: You know, gallery owners
are always looking
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for up-and-coming
artists.
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And you've got
a real voice.
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You should show them
your stuff.
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FRANCO:
Oh. Thanks, Maya.
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I'll drop by after work.
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FAWZ: Hello! What's going on?
I'm trapped!
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FRANCO:
Oh.
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The walls are supposed to keep
the good ones like me in,
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not out.
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I should have voted
for the woman.
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*
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Hey, thanks for
coming, Sweatpants.
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That's what friends are for.
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I support you, and you
forgive me for taking money out
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of your wallet to buy
a cotton candy machine.
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Can I help you?
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Hey. I'm-I'm Franco Wicks
and I'm an artist.
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Wow.
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Feels pretty weird to say that
in a place like this, man.
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(chuckles)
But I am.
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I am an artist.
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Yeah, you are.
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(chuckles)
Thanks, man.
Aw...
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(Franco and Sweatpants sigh)
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I'm really glad I was here
to go with you on that journey.
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So, what can I do for you?
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Well, um, I was just wondering
if you can take a look at my art
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and see if you want to put
it up at your gallery.
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Oh, where might I have seen you?
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Well, um, I work at
the donut shop down the street.
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Yeah, I don't eat donuts.
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No, I meant where might
I have seen your work?
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Oh, right.
Right, right, right. Okay.
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Well, you ever been
on the Ravenswood "L" train?
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Yes.
Well, those
last three cars,
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I tagged myself.
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Ah.
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So, you have not shown
in a gallery.
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Well, I-I haven't shown as such.
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But, you know, I thought
I would give you the honor
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of introducing Franco Wicks
to the art world.
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You know, I-I made a
mural of my friend,
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Bam-Bam. He's dead.
Yeah.
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I'm sure it's lovely.
Excuse me.
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Please, can you not touch
the sculpture?
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But it's so shiny.
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Come on, Sweatpants.
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I'm sorry, he's-he's new
to all this.
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I am a handful.
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Um, let me explain
how the art world works.
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There's a process.
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These artists,
they're established.
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They have agents
and real portfolios.
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You don't just walk in
off the street.
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I get it.
Mm-hmm.
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Okay, um, we-we were
just walking by.
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And y-you have your way
of doing things, that's fine.
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Um, never hurts to ask.
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I don't know, man,
you look hurt.
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Well, it turns out my dry
cleaners did ruin your shirt.
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I found the employee
responsible,
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and I immediately shot him...
(coughs)
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a very stern e-mail.
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What's with the suit?
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I was hoping that
you would accept it
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as compensation.
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My wife bought it for me,
but she accidentally got it
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from the "big and fat"
section.
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I think you mean "big and tall."
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Right. Tall.
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ARTHUR:
Hey, here they are.
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How'd it go?
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RANDY:
Yeah, are you famous yet?
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It went great!
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Well, the lady said
you have to have a show
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before you can get a show.
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Which is, which is fine,
it's no biggie.
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And the lady was mean.
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She wouldn't even check out
Franco's stuff.
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Or let me touch the statues.
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What if I was a blind guy?
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You know, she shouldn't judge
you till she's seen your work.
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No, no, it's cool, man.
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Look, I'm just some unknown
walking off the street,
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all right?
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(chuckles):
Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, like I always say...
Yeah.
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...give up immediately,
then you'll never know.
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That's how
I live my life.
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All right, so a lady says
you need a, a show, right?
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So, have a show.
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Just like that?
Yeah.
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You can have it here.
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RANDY:
Yeah, we could just
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pull all this
donut stuff off the walls.
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I'll make the flyers.
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Why does she get to
make the flyers?
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All right, fine,
you make the flyers.
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Nah, she can make 'em.
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I just don't think
it should be a fait accompli
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because she
yelled it out first.
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Yeah, if you have a show,
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you can invite
that art gallery lady.
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You know, if she comes,
then I can show her
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what she's been missing.
Yeah, there you go.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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My very own art show.
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This is dope, man.
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You know, my whole life,
my dad's been telling me
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I would never make
it as an artist.
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Why don't you invite him
and he can see how good you are?
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No. Nah, nah,
I-I haven't seen my dad
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since, uh, Thanksgiving
two years ago.
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And besides, he'd never come.
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So I managed to use
"fait accompli" in a sentence
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and nothing?
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You people are monsters.
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MAYA:
Look at this place.
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It's like a less pretentious
art gallery
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or a more pretentious
donut shop.
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Well, it's not as
fancy as that gallery,
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* but we still gonna
get it poppin'. *
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Man, this is so weird,
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having people
judge my art.
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Usually my stuff is on a wall
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that a homeless guy
is peeing on.
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Relax, kid, it's gonna be
a great night.
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Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself.
You're right,
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you're right,
you're right.
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Damn, Randy,
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you look sexy as hell.
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Aw, well, thank you.
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It's nice to get dressed up
every once in a while
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and go out for the evening...
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to the place I go
every single day.
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Hey, Fawz, look.
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Twinsies!
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You look nice,
but we're hardly twinsies.
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(imitating Fawz):
"You look nice,
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but we're hardly
twinsies."
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Do not imitate me.
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"Do not imitate me."
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I am an idiot.
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Say it!
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Arthur.
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Why is nobody buying anything?
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You think maybe
I priced them too high?
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Hey, if you don't value
your own work,
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nobody else will.
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I could charge 85 cents
for those donuts,
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but I-I put my heart
and soul into it,
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so now I can charge $0.89.
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Come on,
get some confidence.
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Right. Right, yeah, man.
Okay.
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My bad, I just... it's like
no matter what I do, man,
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I keep hearing my dad's voice
in my head.
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Franco.
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I see you're still dressing
like a kung fu villain.
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Yeah, that's how it sounds.
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Hey, Pop.
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Mm-hmm.
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What you doing here?
Well, I saw your flyer.
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So, this is
your art show?
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Yeah.
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This is, this is my art show.
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I can't believe
Franco's dad showed up.
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How did he even find out
about this?
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Well, not to toot
my own horn, but...
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A-hoo-ga.
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Even your horn is old.
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Yeah...
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I thought if he saw
how talented Franco is,
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you know, he'd give
him a little respect,
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and Franco would stop
doubting himself.
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So, I looked him up
in the phone book
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and I slipped a flyer
under his door.
Hmm.
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They still make phone books?
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Well, I got to say,
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I never seen an art
show in a donut shop.
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(chuckles) Well,
it's 'cause I work here.
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You do?
Yeah.
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For the past six months.
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So... what you think?
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Well, I actually
think it's great.
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And I'm proud of you.
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Really?
(laughs)
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All right, that's-- thank--
'cause I-- this whole time,
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I-I didn't think
you wanted me to be an artist.
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I don't.
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I mean, but you got
yourself an actual job.
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You know, by now,
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I thought you'd be living
in your grandmama's basement,
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eating her cookies
and trimming her beard.
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Hey, Mr. Wicks.
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Uh, I'm Franco's boss,
Arthur Przybyszewski.
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(chuckles) The man
who gave my boy a job.
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God bless you.
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Well, look, I'm really
lucky to have him.
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How about this
art exhibit?
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It's pretty
impressive, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, I guess so,
if you want a hobby.
252
00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,363
You know, I actually
used to collect
253
00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,998
all the state's
quarters.
254
00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:01,635
And then, I would use them
for laundry. (chuckles)
255
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:05,238
Wisconsin gets your whites
the whitest.
256
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:09,777
Well, Dad, my-my art
is-is more than a hobby.
257
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:10,978
REGGIE:
Oh.
258
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,312
Really?
259
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,081
So how many of these
have you sold?
260
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,215
Today?
261
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,250
Ever.
262
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,320
Hey, Reggie, let me show you
a really, uh...
263
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,690
this is my favorite
painting over here.
264
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,425
You know that Jesus
could skateboard?
265
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,194
Yeah.
266
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,830
The man could walk on water.
Of course he could skateboard.
267
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,131
Yeah.
268
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,301
Still tooting your horn?
269
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,903
Oh, shut up.
270
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,207
Well, maybe when
he gets a look at your art,
271
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,109
he'll come around.
(scoffs, laughs)
272
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,777
You haven't
dealt with Reggie Wicks.
273
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,046
He thinks all this
is a waste of time.
274
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,716
Oh, you can't win with parents.
275
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:52,052
I became a cop like my dad
to try to get his approval.
276
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,821
And he never gave it.
277
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,956
I remember, on his deathbed,
278
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,993
he finally pulled me close
and he said, "Go...
279
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,962
Cubs."
280
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,464
Ooh, that's rough.
Yeah.
281
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,768
I almost buried his ass
in a White Sox uniform.
282
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,838
You know something,
if I could just sell
283
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,172
one of these paintings,
then my dad
284
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,074
would have to admit
my art is for real.
285
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,879
Let's go.
(clears throat)
286
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,882
(in deep voice):
Hello.
287
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,083
Uh, you like what you see?
288
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,485
I do. It's great.
289
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,788
Oh, well, you
want to buy it?
290
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,122
No, I'm just looking.
291
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,791
But the use of perspective
is really...
292
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,025
Yeah, whatever.
293
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,196
Hey, guys, I think
he's gonna need our help.
294
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,265
Well, maybe a couple
of us should swing by,
295
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,068
talk to that gallery owner,
see if she'll come by.
296
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,804
Oh, yeah. And then, maybe
if she liked Franco's art,
297
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:47,240
she'd offer him a show
and get his dad off his back.
298
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,277
Come on, Fawz. This is
a job for the Dapper Duo.
299
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,382
Do not call us that.
300
00:11:55,415 --> 00:12:00,087
Blazer Boys? Guys in Ties?
Brutes in Suits?
301
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,422
Blazer Boys is fine.
302
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,297
Oh, look at this piece.
The brush strokes...
303
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,432
there are so many of them.
304
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,503
It's stunning, but I don't
find it as arresting
305
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:20,273
as the pieces we saw
at Superior Donuts.
306
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,776
"Arresting," nice.
Very douchey.
307
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,478
May I help you, gentlemen?
308
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,181
I don't know.
309
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,317
Nothing here is
speaking to us
310
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:34,187
like the Franco Wicks show
we saw down the street.
311
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,824
Oh, is that the thing
at the, um, donut shop?
312
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,358
Yeah. You should
check it out.
313
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:42,562
That place has some fine
quality, durable art.
314
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,966
Yeah, I don't think so.
315
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,535
No, but perhaps I can
show you two something
316
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,204
that you'll both be happy
to hang in your home.
317
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,908
Our home?
318
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,977
I can see how you
might be confused,
319
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,345
but we're not a couple.
320
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,580
Yeah. And if I were
going to be gay,
321
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,316
I think I could
do better than this.
322
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,254
You'd be lucky
to have me.
323
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,858
Please. You look like
Dolly Parton's bodyguard.
324
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,929
All right, well, if it helps,
325
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,298
I find you both unappealing.
326
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,167
Excuse me.
327
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,002
Have you seen me
shirtless?
328
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,470
I can get
any man I want.
329
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,372
Any man!
330
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,240
You wish.
331
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,479
Well, that did not go well.
332
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:38,018
That woman's gaydar
is way off.
333
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,488
REGGIE: You know
what your problem is?
334
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,856
I think you done priced
335
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,324
these little pictures
you drew too high.
336
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,928
Why would anybody spend
$80 on a picture of weed,
337
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,398
when they could
spend $80 on weed?
338
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,869
You know, I think
I made a mistake
339
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,171
inviting Franco's dad.
Well,
340
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,240
the important thing is: your
heart was in the right place.
341
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,209
Mm-hmm.
Your head is just
up your ass.
342
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,177
Hmm?
343
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:07,080
I mean, maybe I should
tell him that I did it.
344
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:10,383
How'd you get it
further up there?
345
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,086
You... you can't
tell him that,
346
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,554
not on his big night.
347
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,356
You're right, you're
right, you're right.
348
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,958
Maybe it'll all work out.
349
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,459
Yeah, absolutely.
Right.
350
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,894
Yeah.
351
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,263
This is not gonna
work out, James.
352
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,564
Let's head over
to that gallery
353
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,034
and see if we can get
her to come over here.
354
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,037
All right.
Show these Blazer
Boys how it's done.
355
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,608
It's catching on.
356
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:39,146
That, right there, that's
why we'll never be a couple.
357
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,315
Look, uh, Franco
is really talented,
358
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,317
and it would really
mean a lot to him
359
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,485
if you'd stop by.
360
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,320
I'm sorry,
I'm just too busy.
361
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,222
Yeah, you know,
he just needs a break.
362
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,324
Wouldn't it be great
if you could be the one
363
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:55,996
to lift him out of obscurity?
The one, to, uh...
364
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,932
What's going on here?
365
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,500
Oh, yes.
366
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:04,504
It's called Two Pigs, One Badge.
367
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:08,575
You know, the police have been
getting a really bad rap lately,
368
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,344
and stuff like this
is not helping things.
369
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:14,081
Yes, but art is meant
to provoke a conversation,
370
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:18,685
and I think this is a
conversation well worth having.
371
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:19,519
Mm-hmm.
372
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,955
Well, you are having
a conversation
373
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,091
with a cop.
374
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,525
Are you threatening me?
375
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,027
Uh, hey, Randy,
376
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,030
did you check out
this giant Jenga?
377
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,266
You snooty jackasses
are all alike.
378
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,469
You scoff at law enforcement
until the day you need it.
379
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,738
Okay, I am filming this.
I'm filming this!
380
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:43,210
And I am filming you,
for being anti-cop.
381
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,412
Okay, now, everybody
just stay cool.
382
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,548
Nobody do anything stupid.
Randy, you go now.
383
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,217
Just move
quietly. No, no.
384
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,719
Back it up, back it up. You
got that door open? All right.
385
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,557
How'd it go?
386
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:01,428
Search YouTube for
"Psycho Cop at Art Show."
387
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,731
REGGIE:
Hey, hey.
388
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,433
I found one I like.
389
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,500
Really?
390
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,502
Yeah. That's nice.
391
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,339
You know, it's bright,
it's colorful. I love it.
392
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,742
Dad, it's a neon sign that
tells you where the coffee is.
393
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,411
Yeah, I know. How much?
394
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,548
Why'd you even come
if you gonna be like this?
395
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:25,385
I came here to talk some
sense into your black ass.
396
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,420
To keep you from
messing up your life.
397
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,456
God, I wish you'd never even
seen that flyer.
398
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,358
(scoffs) Well, it was
hard for me not to.
399
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,193
Somebody slid it
under my damn door.
400
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:37,264
Maya! She was in charge
of the flyers.
401
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,399
It wasn't Maya. It was me.
402
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,468
What?
403
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,171
I'm the one that slipped
that flyer under his door.
404
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,239
How did you get
into my building?
405
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,411
You lucky your ass
didn't get shot.
406
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,514
Arthur, look, you got to stop
meddling with my life, man.
407
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,448
This thing with my dad,
408
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,051
getting me to do this
stupid-ass art show.
409
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,252
Hold on.
410
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,754
You're the one that's putting
these crazy ideas in his head
411
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,356
about being an artist?
412
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,425
Hey, look,
it's not crazy.
413
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,360
You deserve a break.
414
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,796
Because you're
really talented.
415
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,764
Listen, the world
is filled with talented people
416
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,366
who can't feed themselves.
417
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,502
I'm trying to get my boy
to be realistic.
418
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,337
Yeah, well, maybe
he doesn't need that.
419
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,571
How would you know
what he needs?
420
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,107
You're not his father.
421
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,577
Hey, you know
something, Arthur?
422
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,513
He's right.
423
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,781
You ain't my father.
Huh.
424
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:33,420
Because unlike my father,
you actually believe in me.
425
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,688
You actually
accept who I am.
426
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,824
Uh, hold on,
I'm confused.
427
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,227
Um...
428
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,162
Who the hell you mad at?
429
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,565
I'm mad at both of you!
430
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,100
But at least he supports me.
431
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,768
Dad, look, w-whether
you like it or not, man,
432
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,471
I'm-I'm gonna be
an artist. Yeah.
433
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,174
So, I'm sick of your
voice in my head,
434
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,676
and from now on, I'm only
gonna listen to mine.
435
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,345
Oh.
436
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,513
O-Oh.
437
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,515
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
438
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,451
Okay.
439
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,587
Well, I guess you just gonna
have to learn the hard way.
440
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,156
See you around, son.
441
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,390
Mm-hmm.
442
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,868
Wow, you just faced
your harshest critic.
443
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,603
You're officially
an artist.
444
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,605
And no one can tell
you any different.
445
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,607
Look who it is.
446
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,743
Except her.
447
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,514
Oh, look, it's all
the maniacs from before.
448
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,455
Maya, how'd you
get her to come?
449
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,524
I spent a lot of time
in art galleries growing up,
450
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,159
so I threw around
some art lingo,
451
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,527
told her how great Franco was,
452
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,430
agreed to go on a date with her
and here we are.
453
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,668
Just back up a step.
454
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,404
Oh, that.
455
00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,407
I'm in grad school,
I should try some stuff.
456
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,679
Interesting work.
Somebody has daddy issues.
457
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,681
Oh, boy, she's good.
458
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:12,619
But, you clearly
have raw talent.
459
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,522
I mean, your composition's
all over the map,
460
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,590
but your imagery's
very powerful.
461
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,758
Thank you.
462
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,693
So, he's ready
for your gallery, huh?
463
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,429
Oh, God, no.
464
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,264
No, you need to
refine your technique,
465
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,698
focus yourself stylistically.
466
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,700
You definitely need to
go to art school.
467
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,536
Even then, the odds of you
ever making a living
468
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,804
are, like, one in a thousand.
469
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:36,343
You've got a long, long path
in front of you.
470
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,380
Wear your hair up
Saturday night.
471
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,820
ARTHUR:
Hey, Franco.
472
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,289
Yeah?
473
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,557
You all right?
474
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,692
I mean, did you hear her?
475
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,329
I got a path!
(laughs)
476
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,664
(laughs):
Hey!
477
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,565
That's so great!
478
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,367
JAMES: That's what
I'm talking about! Yeah!
479
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,975
ARTHUR:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
480
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,311
Be careful putting those
back up, they're important.
481
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,945
What, they're just pictures
of donuts.
482
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,514
It's a subliminal message.
483
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,716
People will see them
and they'll want to buy donuts.
484
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,819
But that's all you sell.
485
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,622
Why else would people come in?
486
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,992
Must be nice to be young
and know everything.
487
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,997
Franco,
488
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,465
I would like to buy that one.
489
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,668
Really? All right,
I'll-I'll box it up, then.
490
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,037
You don't seem like
the art collector type.
491
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,672
Don't be so surprised.
492
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,674
He's a talented
up-and-coming artist.
493
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,743
That could be
worth something someday.
494
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,445
And, the value goes up
495
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,546
if the artist dies young,
496
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,848
and with Franco being black
and living in Chicago...
497
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,583
Fawz.
498
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,387
God forbid something
should happen to him.
499
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,890
(coughing)
500
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,293
I'll take that one, too.
501
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:02,329
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