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Mike wants your throne.

He wants to replace
you as all father.

No way would Mike ever try
and shaft me out of being Odin.

WOMAN: Bring me a
man willing to pay

$50,000 to the goddess healer.

Done.

MAN: She's hiding something.

She knows that I know that
she's waiting for me to ask.

Were lovers once?

Yes, we were.

Our love disappeared when
I stopped being a god.

I am Odin.

That's my destiny.

Destiny is that I will
find her before you will.

I'm even known why
I had to find Frigg.

It was always this quest
I was told I had to do.

But now I did it.

- And thereby save the world.
- Exactly.

[cheering]

MAN: Oh, work that stick, baby.

Woo!

[applause]

[man laughing]

Oh, shit.

Oh, no, no.

Please, don't stop.

I thought the stick
like cured people.

It does many things.

Such as?
WOMAN: Things.

I've got to get
back to the search.

There's some results
happening in Masterton.

So, do you have anything
to do with the stick?

Because I'm freakishly
strong, and incredibly flexible.

No, with the stick
standing up like that.

That's what it does for me.

I thought only Michele
got souped up by this stick.

I think Jocelyn
hands his goddess

powers in different ways.

Michele gets to cure stuff.

I get pole dancing.

And what does Ingrid get?

Super strong liver?

She gets super wise.

Yeah, right.

I'm telling you, when she's
plugged in, she's freaky.

She knows all the
elements, and she

can answer really,
really, hard questions

about all the gods and stuff.

[door opens]

Oh, it's the police.
AXL JOHNSON: Hi, Michele.

Would Ingrid be here?

I need Yggdrasil.

Right there.

Do you need me per chance?

Nope.

Just this.

OK.

Can I ask why?

No.

My hope is the
guardian of Yggdrasil,

you're not using our sacred
artifact as a prop in one

of your drinking sessions?

No.

Never.

MAN: You're late.

He's in the bathroom
cleansing in preparation.

I take it he's
coughed up the $50,000.

Michele, with guys
like this, you don't

ask for the money upfront.

So that's a no, and I'm gone.

He's a very sick man.

He's tried everything, and he's
been burnt by quacks before.

I'm not a quack.

I know, which is why I
told him to pay us after,

when he's cured past what
he feels his life is worth.

Look, he's a very,
very, rich man

who very much wants to live.

Think big money, Michele.

Think crazy money.

OK, now quick do your stick
thing before he comes out.

So what's his problem?

Cancer.
You can do cancer, right?

Sure, what's a little cancer?

Let's put it this way.

Think of the money.

There she is.

You're the goddess healer?

Is that what
they're calling me?

You look more
like a prostitute.

Good luck with the cancer.

OK, OK.

Sorry.

It's just that I've
had every bloody fraud

calling themselves
medical miracle workers,

prodding and poking me.

I'm sick to death of it.

Pardon the pun.

That's not me.

What's the cancer?

Prostate.

Then you know the routine.

[squishing sound]

Ah!

[music playing]

WOMAN: [SINGING] Oh my god,
I'm beaten in the game of love.

I fall down, I fall down
on my knees, I fall.

[music playing]

Who taught you [inaudible]?

Around midnight.

One very needy patient took
way longer than I expected.

What was wrong with them?

I'd show you, but I'm
not sure you'd like it.

No, I'm all good.

Good.

Have you spoken
to your brothers?

So the Cone Of Silence
is still in operation?

So, what did you do last night?

Yeah.

You want to do
something tonight?

Oh, I'd love to.

But I think I might
be working late again.

Oh.
Am I your only friend?

Hey, dame.

It's my job to be the bad guy.

Well, it's lucky for you I
like the bad guys, isn't it?

Yeah.

MAN: I can't believe
this is real.

Yeah, it's pretty
crazy, moving in together.

Plus, oh yeah, you're a god.

Major adjustment.

And it all happened so fast.

Too fast?

No.

This is what you
want, isn't it?

Yes.

Of course that's what I want.

Promise?

Don't look so worried.

We talked it through heaps.

Oh, I love you so much.

Let's move in together.

If you promise we
can do this forever.

I promise.

Then let's do it.

We're back together.

OK.

So maybe not the most thought
out decision in the world.

And I really just love my
house, but your house is--

Our house?

Yes.

Tonight, let's celebrate.

Have a romantic
unpacking dinner date.

Yeah.

Cool.

Can we get anything else?

Mochachino?

No, no thank you.

Why aren't you eating?

I'm on a diet.

We-- we can't afford
more than one breakfast.

So why am I the one
that gets the breakfast?

We need your help
to find the Frigg.

Well, I am helping
you as, much as I can.

But I have other
responsibilities, you know?

With Michele?
INGRID: Possibly, yes.

And possibly, not.

I might have lots
of responsibilities,

for all you know.

We actually want to talk
to you about the stick.

Well, that's one of
my responsibilities.

I'm the keeper of Yggdrasil.

Michele has a healey thing,
Stacy her flexing thing.

And I hear that your thing
is it makes you real smart.

Well, I don't like to use

AXL JOHNSON: A trust
it gives me a headache.

Because of all the
smartness it gives you?

Maybe.
Why?

Don't you think
that smartness might

be useful in finding Frigg?

If we power you
up, maybe then you

can download from the
universe how to find Frigg?

I can't control what wisdom
Yggdrasil bestows on me.

It's like having a whole
library poured in my head.

Or maybe you
just can't control

the wisdom yet,
because you haven't

practiced enough, Ingrid.

I suppose it might
be worth a shot.

Yes.
INGRID: Except.

- Except what?
- Michele.

It's her stick, and she
won't let you touch it.

What?

Why is it all of a
sudden Michele's stick.

My mom sent my brother
to go and get it.

If anything, it's more my
stick than it is her stick.

Yeah, you were
telling Michele that.

True.

She'll cut your nuts off, and
then not heal you afterwards,

because she's evil like that.

Oh, I'm so late.

Anders will be nowhere
near the office yet.

With my luck,
today he will be,

and he will mock
me for being late,

because I think having sex.

Why is not a bad thing,
given that it's true?

But you will make it
sound like a bad thing.

Now, here's an idea.

How about I come to
your defense later on?

No, that will
only make it worse.

Well, I can make some
raspberry white chocolate

muffins and drop them in
while I'm defending you?

- You don't have to.
- I'm kidding.

But, I want to.

Seriously?

I'll turn into a muffin.

Sorry, I'm being
annoying, aren't I?

No, you're not.

So, I'll see you
back here later on?

- To unpack?
- Yes.

Yes.

You're worried about Dawn.

Every second of every day.

That she might fall
down a mineshaft,

or shatter into
a million pieces,

or be eaten alive by rats?

Because of you?

Well, none of those
things until now.

But yes, and the worrying
is making me clingy.

Gods must never be clingy.

It undermines our godliness.

Well, I am.

And the end result is she's
having a commitment freak out.

She was kind of
distant this morning.

Stacey is sometimes distant.

When we're making love,
worried about work and whatnot,

but so am I, wondering
about the surf report.

Doesn't mean we're
not committed.

And I'm happy for you,
grandpa, getting back to Dawn.

Have you tried talking to her?

I can't.

I do the deep and
meaningful thing,

it'll seem even more intense.

Even more intense?

Yeah, that's intense.

So, what should I do?

You leave it to me.

No.

No?

I want Oracle advice
about gods and mortals.

You don't have to do
anything, grandpa.

Are you sure?

Because I can.

It's OK, I'll figure it out.

Hey, Dawn.

It still cracks me up, the all
powerful Odin delivers pizzas.

I'm not sure telling
her was such a good idea.

Yeah, tell me about it.

You're lucky you're
my brother's girlfriend,

or I might smite you.

Or, I just wouldn't give
you this free pizza.

It really isn't the
day for pizza, isn't at?

Yazi the guy who owns it,
experimenting with new flavors.

I told him I was coming
to see my brother,

and he told me to bring one
over as market research.

What's on it?

He wouldn't tell me.

Said it might cloud
your judgment.

Can I talk to you.

I'm here I have ears.

It's kind of private.

It's OK.

You're allowed to have your
god chats in front of me now.

Oh, no.
This one's a bit more personal.

Then let us walk
and talk, my brother.

Don't try and eat all the pizza.

So, why do you want the stick?

To find Frigg.

You realize it does nothing
if you have a dick, right?

Yep.

But I have a plan.

Plan?

Is it better than all
your previous plans?

Yes.

Does it have the
Mike tick of approval?

He's not the boss of me.

Oh, bold.

I like it.

But I need the
stick, and I want

you to get it from Michele.

- Are you nuts?
- You found it.

By rights, it's yours.

Last time I tried that,
the word rectally was used.

And trust me, I've seen what she
can can do in that department.

Really?

Yeah, some people
see the world through

rose-colored spectacles.

Well, with Michele, it's kind
of like shades of red mist.

- [phone ringing]
- Yeah, I know what she's like.

But we only want to borrow
it for a little while.

Yeah, she's not
really big on sharing.

Sorry, I need to get this.

Guy, how's it going?

Did you speak to your doctor?

Hey, well that's great news.

Just hang on a tick.
I really need to take this.

OK, I'll see you later
and see what I can do.

Yeah.
Sure you will.

No, seriously I'm going to
see you later, and I'll, uh--

Guy, hey.

Tell me, was I right about
her, or was I right about her?

[phone ringing]

What is it, Yazi?

MAN: Hey, boy.

I've got another
delivery for you.

Hey, Dawn.

Olaf.

Hi.

It's a surprise.

I wanted to see how you're
settling into your new home.

Which is why you're
here at the office?

Yeah.
And I brought an offering.

Wow.

Your entire family seems
obsessed with feeding me.

Really?

Axl brought
experimental pizza.

A bit early in the day
for pizza, don't you think?

It's exactly what I said.

But never too early
in the day for delicious

homemade biscuits.

That is true.

So, how are you settling in?

Good.

Thank you, Olaf.

Are you happy?

- Yes, thank you.
- That's pleasing.

Is there something
wrong, Olaf?

Exactly the question
we're dealing with now.

Did Ty send you
in here with these?

Well, in a
roundabout way, yeah.

Because he's worried about me.

How fast we're moving,
we've done the right thing.

Which is sweet and
everything, but sometimes

it can be a little bit--

Clingy?

Yes.

At times.

I mean, he doesn't have
to keep sending me food.

Even if these are awesome.

Well, don't hold back.

No way.

To hell with the calories.

Exactly

Except Ty didn't make these.

I did.

You.

Ty isn't the only master
baker in this family.

Olaf, what sort of
biscuits are these?

Chocolate chip.

Don't you love the
way the chocolate

takes the edge off the dope?

- How did you do it?
- You're cured.

Does it matter?

It matters to
my fucking doctor.

He just about fell
off his fucking chair

when he saw the results
of this morning's scan.

Yeah.

The word impossible was used.

Repeatedly.

Guy, you wanted a miracle.

You've searched the
whole world for a miracle.

There it is.

Don't look a gift
horse in the ass.

Is it gone?

For good?

Yes.

MAN: You have a gift, clearly.

And I thank you from
the bottom of my heart.

And I promise you I
will do everything

I can to help transfer
the money this morning.

And yes, I want it.

Hey, let me show
you the way out.

So, we'll be in touch
shortly with all the details.

And congratulations, by the way.

As they say, live long.

Maybe we can all prosper.

Help with what, Anders?

We need champagne.

Guess how much?

How much what?

Money he deposited
into our bank account.

We have a bank account?

That money has
got to go somewhere.

$50,000, as we agreed.

Try $200,000.

How's that for gratitude?

What does he think he's
buying with a gratitude?

Life

Oh my, but you're
a suspicious wench.

[wood creaking]

Pepperoni with extra cheese.

Hey, Axl.

That'll be $15.50.

Plus an extra $50
special delivery fee.

You know, because you
ask me for especially,

my boss thinks I'm doing
dodgy shit on the side, right?

I wanted to talk to you.

I figured this was the best
shot I had of getting you here.

Pizza?

Beer with it?

AXL JOHNSON: Sure.

I wanted to
apologize for going

off at you the way I
did over that whole beer

commercial debacle.

I mean, it wasn't
your brightest idea,

but at least you
were trying, eh?

Yeah.

Things could have turned
out better, I suppose.

We had a good road trip,
you and I, didn't we?

And you were in a good space.

But then, you come
back, and you get caught

up on this harebrained shit.

And I'm worried
that you're going

to lose it again, go AWOL.

Well, I lost it, and I'm sorry.

You know, I guess crazy shit
comes with the territory when

you're Odin, eh?

Yeah.

These crazy, and then there's,
you know, [whistles] crazy.

True.

Lucky I got you around to
tell me the difference though,

eh Mike?

Anyway, I'm just
extending the hand of peace

to you, that's all.

Anything I can do to help.

Yeah.

There is, actually.

Yggdrasil.
Is that here?

Michele' stick?

The stick that our family
was sent to retrieve, yeah.

No, I haven't
seen it for ages.

I can ask Michele what you want.

It's OK.

I've got Anders on it.
[phone ringing]

- He's saying her this afternoon.
- Anders is?

Apparently.

Work calls.

What's up.

It's here.
AXL JOHNSON: What is?

The stick.

Ingrid just talked in with it.

I'll be right there.

- Gotta go.
- Yeah, yeah.

Sure.

[ticking noise]

What were we talking about?

How you have a sneaky
thing for rap music.

Yes.

I haven't told Ty yet.

Do you think he'll like me
less when he catches me doing

the housework to Ice Cube?

Is someone called Ice Cube?

Yeah.

And you live with hot?

[laughter]

[phone rings]

JP Andrews.

[laughter]

Dawn?

Yes.

That is most definitely me.

Hello, Anders.

Hello.

- I'm at the office.
- Yeah, I know.

I'm calling you there.

You all right?

I love it when
you worry about me.

ANDERS: OK.

Right, listen.

I'm calling you to
let you know that I

can't make the meeting today.

What meeting?

ANDERS: That one with
the dog food people.

What meeting with
the dog food people?

The one I'm calling you about?

We don't have
any meetings today.

Yeah, no, no.
We do.

They called last night.

I think they found pieces
of dog in the dog food.

That's terrible.

I know.
I'm just kidding.

No, they just need some
love, and I can't do it.

- So you can.
- No.

No, I can't.
Why can't you?

Dawn.
You'll be awesome.

You give great love.

At least that's
what Ty tells me.

- What time are they coming?
- I don't know.

This afternoon, maybe.

Don't screw up.

[dawn whimpers]

Look what you've done.

Our last client,
and am off my head.

I need a mirror.

It's sexism, isn't it?

That's why you're treating
me and guy like this.

Do shut up.

I saw the way you crudely
assaulted him last night.

Man, you were much rougher
than you needed to be.

Don't blame me.

Blame anatomy.

It's money.

Obscenely, grateful,
plentiful money, Michele.

And we need money, lots of it,
to set this up how we want.

- The way you want it.
- You want It, too.

Otherwise you would
have left ages ago.

Maybe I like drinking
champagne, despite the company.

Look, Michele.

This is your shot at greatness.

Well, despite all your
bitching to the country,

you're actually happy
being a modern goddess.

Or, you're scared
of what Michael

will say when he finds out.

When he inevitably
rains on our parade.

I need time.

For what?

This is your ticket to the life
you always wanted, Michele.

Or would you rather spend
time in that man cave

that Mike calls home with
his two by four babies?

Oh, what?

You actually in love with him?

In my own way.

Yes, I am.

Michele, the builder's wife?

Really?

Michele, as a
friend, ditch Mike.

He's a ball and chain.

Some friend.

OK, as your future
business partner.

Actually, you know what?
Whatever.

Either way, your
relationship is finished.

If you tell him, he
won't stand for it.

If you don't, he'll find out,
and then the relationship's

finished anyway.

You're damned if you
do, damned if you don't.

Fuck you, Anders.

I'm not going to be
bullied into this.

ANDERS: OK, babe.

But when it all falls to shit,
you can cry on my shoulder.

Or my penis.
Either way, it's fine.

Wow.

That's so amazing.

There's a porpoise cloud.

I want to jump on
him and sniff him.

Sniff the porpoise?

Yes.

[laughter]

Dawn.

Can we talk?

Really talk?

I would love that.

Ty is a bit worried about you.

You told him I was stoned?

No.

No.

When would I do that?

We've been together
the whole time?

You're a god.

So then why is he worried?

- Is this why he's so clingy?
- Yes.

The clingy thing.

There is also that.

And-- and the fact that
when mortals become aware

of god business, strange
and terrible things

tend to happen to them.

I could have worded that better.

To the god or to the mortal?

Mortal.

Shoot.

Hey, Ingrid.

How's it going?

Well, Masterson turned
out to be a dead end.

One of many.

When you're
searching for a Frigg,

you end up kissing
a lot of frogs.

At least there's a way to
shortcut around the frogs.

Showtime, Ingrid.

Oh, I really don't
know about this.

All you have to do is power up
and fill in the missing pieces.

Maybe.

Maybe is the best
thing we got right now.

It's Michele's Yggdrasil.

And I, the guardian
of it, not the user.

Isn't finding Frigg the most
important thing to all of us?

I think Michele
would argue otherwise.

Ragnarok.

Ingrid.

Ragnarok.

You're right.

The end of the world as we know
it is bigger than even Michele.

Hands on the stick, Ingrid.

Tell her what you need to know.

Ask her to guide you.

I'm not actually sure
it's a two-way conversation.

Just try.
OK, please?

Find Frigg, Ingrid.

Where is she?

That's the wisdom we seek.

[whooshing sound]

[non-english speech]

Are you getting any of this?

INGRID: [non-english speech]

OK, I've heard of him.

What's he got
to do with Frigg?

In the myths, not a lot.

But we're not
looking for a guy.

- MAN: Maybe she is.
- Hoenir.

MAN: Axl, Hoenir is the
god who gave reason to man.

Ingrid.

We're meant to be
looking for Frigg.

It worked.

AXL JOHNSON: What?

I have a map.

Directions to her.

That's not a map,
or directions Ingrid.

Maybe not to you.

Ingrid, are you OK?

Car.

Whose car?

What's he got off?

She means we need to
go somewhere by car, Axl.

Oh, right.

[knocking]

Changed your mind, have--

Changed your mind about what?

Mike, hello.

ANDERS: Who-- who
changed what mind?

- Don't even bother.
- Look, OK.

This is not what it looks like.

It looks like,
after Michele left,

maybe you're running a bath.

Yes, that's
exactly what it is.

So what is it it doesn't
look like it, Anders?

That I'm screwing your
girlfriend, which I'm not.

- I know.
- Really?

How.

Seems entirely plausible
that it could be.

Because I trust her,
and she has taste.

Well, we're all sorted,
because she actually loves you.

So, go figure.

So what are you doing
with Michele then, Anders?

Discussing business
opportunities.

Because you two have
so many areas in common.

No, no, no, Mike.

Just one.

We both want to make
something of our lives.

Sorry if that gets up
your nose, but she's

got this remarkable gift.

I mean, she even said saved my
sorry life, for fuck's sake.

So why shouldn't she get a
little something out of it?

She has a gift.

People all over the world
make truckloads of money

using their gifts.

So what's wrong with
her, and me, and you,

as her chosen life partner,
getting some coin out of it?

Look, last night
I saw it she stuck

her finger inside
some guy's arse,

cured his prostate thingy.

Save his life. $200,000.

Now, I know you
think that we should

all be hiding under rocks.

But seriously, what's
the harm in that?

Dawn?

Hello, Dawn.

DAWN: Is it because
you'll freeze me?

Is is the bad thing
that might happen?

He's not going to freeze you.

He's done it before.

Well.

Yes, but the current
theory is Ty's powers

are fueled by dark thoughts.

And it was the guilt of living
a lie, which led to, you know,

he loves you.

Love doesn't freeze people.

But if he stops loving me, but
having an affair or something.

Are you planning
on having an affair?

No.
I love him.

Well, then I think
you're pretty safe.

He killed you.

No.

I'm very much alive
and here, Dawn.

Hod killed Walt.

You've been
reading haven't, you?

Don't.

They're stories,
written by drunk men.

They're not real.

Mostly not real.

What if none of this is real.

I'm pretty sure
this is real, Dawn.

It's almost too real.

What if it isn't
love, and turns out

I just have a thing for gods.

Or maybe, he just has
a thing for mortals,

and that's all I am to him.

It would be bad.

It would be really bad.

What if we can't have babies?

I don't know, Dawn.

I don't know anything anymore.

I don't want bad
things to happen, Olaf.

No, we don't.

Hey, it's me.

- We have a problem.
- We?

There is is no we.

I think Mike might have a
very different take on that.

How?

He came to my hotel, put
one and one together, got two.

And then he left.

My advice to you
would be to keep that

stick very close to you,
somewhere even ideally Ullr

can't find it.

Thank you, Anders.

Now I have a problem.

I don't know where the stick is.

What do you mean,
you don't know?

You let it out of your sight?

MICHELE: Ingrid has it.

I'm at Axl's, but she's not
here, and it's not here.

No one is here.

Ah.

Ah, what?

Axl kind of had this
lame brained scheme to use

the stick to find the Frigg.

OK, thanks for
mentioning that.

Hey, you're the one who
gave the stick to the one

person half witted
enough to go through

with a lame brained idea.

Shit.

INGRID: Frigg
[non-english speech]..

In English, please.

INGRID: [non-english speech].

Left, left.

She wants us left.

Go left.

[tires screeching]

Where now, man?

OK.

Where now, Ingrid?

Ingrid?

OK, no right.

Right.

[tires screeching]

AXL JOHNSON: It's
like taking directions

from someone with Tourettes.

INGRID: [non-english speech].

OK, stop.

- Stop.
- What?

MAN: Stop.

Why?

What's going on?

This is not good, man.

Ingrid.

Ingrid?

You need to let this stick go.

But she's leading
us somewhere?

Look at her!

Her brain is about to explode.

Oh, man.

Fuck.

[phone ringing]

Hello.

Hello grandpa.

OLAF: Hi.

Do you remember this morning
when I told you to do nothing?

Your words are ringing
in my ears as we speak.

Why is Dawn
nowhere to be found,

and there are remains of your
dope cookies in her office.

Well, I wouldn't say she's
nowhere to be found, exactly.

It's all fun and games until
someone loses an eye, eh?

At which point, there's
you to make it all better.

As I told you once upon
a time, it's a chick thing.

Can't you just leave it at that?

And then Anders got involved.

Oh, a recent
development, and one very

much within the confines
of Anders' little head.

You've been using
the powers Yggdrasil

gives you to heal mortals.

And let us not forget
your three brothers,

whom I also cured of death.

And you feel this is a
right and proper thing to do.

In the case of one
of your brothers?

No.

In the case of the
mortals, of course.

Why else would I be doing it?

Ah.

Money?

I'm not Anders.

I found something
good within myself.

Something worthwhile with
this power I've been given.

Why is it so wrong?

MIKE: Good for you.

But when you come
down off your throne,

can you even begin
to understand how I

might have a problem with this?

Yes, Mike.

I can see how you have
many problems with us.

I thought of them all.

And I knew you wouldn't get it,
which is why I didn't tell you.

That you are off playing god.

I was off being a goddess.

In return, you're
adored, and you

are no longer a minor goddess.

Oh, fuck you and your
sanctimonious opinion of me.

What is wrong with
healing people, Mike?

Yes, it makes me feel
good about myself.

So what?

Why should I feel
guilty about that?

Just forget Anders and
his bullshit sales pitch.

I love the fact that I
can save people's lives,

because it is the best thing
I could ever imagine doing.

And I love you, Mike.

But it doesn't give you the
right to control my life.

The choices you make
impact on all of us.

How dare you play that card
when you are just as bad.

You use your powers.

I know you do.

And I use mine.

What we're arguing about
here as a matter of degree.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess it is.

And when you decided
that you could determine

with your goddess power who
will live and who will die,

who you will save, and
who you'll leave to die,

I am sorry Michele, but
you left me way behind.

So, what?

We done here?

Will you stop what you're doing?

Because you tell me to?

Does that sound like the
basis of a good relationship

to you, Mike?

I would resent you forever
for taking away the one thing

that gave my life any meaning.

Then, yeah.

We are done.

MAN: We have to do something.

Let's just see
where she's going?

What, a hospital is
where she should be going.

Ingrid?

Oh, OK.

Ingrid.

Well, that's good.

You've done good.

Let's just give
it a rest now, OK?

- Here.
- What?

INGRID: Here.

MAN: An old folks home?

All clear.

This way.

Shit.

Hi there.

We're just taking my
auntie to visit her hubby.

We signed in at the desk.

Here.

It's this one.

Hey there.

Uh, Ingrid.

This is not Frigg.

No, this is Hoenir.

MAN: The god who remains silent.

That's why he's not
saying anything.

That too.

So, how is a silent
god going to help us?

It doesn't look like
he's big on charades.

No, in this realm,
in this incarnation,

he's also Friedrich Larson,
the father of Frigg.

[beeping noises]

Where's Dawn?

Emotionally,
psychologically, or physically?

Um, all of the above.

First two, all over the place.

Last one, up there.

Thanks, grandpa.

Top work.

Never again.

Hey.

Dawn?

I don't understand.

My delinquent grandfather
got you very stoned

on his heinously strong drugs.

Why?

Inevitably bad
stuff has to happen.

Oh, that.

It doesn't.

Really?

Or are you just saying
that get me to come down?

Oh yeah.

But I'm a bit of a
pessimist at times,

in case you hadn't noticed.

I had

Yeah and that's one of
the things I love about you.

You do?

Of course.

Because you are my opposite,
and I figure if we can balance

things out, we'll be OK.

And do you promise to use
all of your godly powers

to make sure that nothing
bad ever happens to me?

Of course.

And will you forgive me if I get
a bit clingy from time to time?

Well, I love when
you cling to me.

And nothing bad
will ever happen?

Never.

Is there any way
you can trace him,

through the genealogy
stuff you do?

Like, we know her
last name is Larson.

Well, they've quite
a lot of Larsons

on the sailings of the
hofdings, I'm afraid.

Of course they were.

And the stick didn't give you
any other clues beyond him?

Well, there was this like
this wall around him,

I guess because of his injuries.

So no, sorry.

No.

You did amazing.

And I just hope we haven't
injured your brain the process.

Doesn't feel like
there's any fresh damage.

MAN: OK.

If anyone asks, we're a church
hospital visiting group.

My name's Jeremiah.

OK.

So what did Jeremiah find out?

Is there a next of kin?

No.

Apparently, that's
private information,

which they won't even give out
to bogus church support groups.

If Hoenir's brain
wasn't melted,

- could he actually talk to us?
- Oh, yes.

It's a common
misconception that Hoenir

is mute, where the truth is
he's just a bit vague sometimes.

And can Michele's
healing powers

heal injuries that are old?

Yes.

- Yes, they can.
- We've got the stick.

- All we need is her.
- Call her.

I left my phone at your house.

And I haven't
actually got her number.

Don't look at me
like I have her number.

Wait here.

Oh.

Thank god you're here.

Don't thank god.

There's a god I want to tank.

Sorry, it's a
thing people say.

I need your help.

My helping days
are apparently over.

I need you to heal this guy.

It's Frigg's dad.

If you heal him,
then I can find her.

Ingrid's already
there with your stick.

All we need is you.

Wow, you're that close.

I am.

Then let me take this
opportunity to remind you,

Axl, I'm Sjofn, minor goddess.

I put an arrow through your
chest on your 21st birthday

to stop you achieving
precisely the thing you

are now asking me to help with.

But things have
changed a little bit

since then, haven't they?

Because we've come to know
each other and have bonded?

Because I am Odin, and
I have a quest to fulfill,

and I will achieve it, with
or without you, Michele.

And it would really pay
to be on my good side.

Wow.

He was teeth after all.

But it's too late.

Why?

Because the god of
the hunt is on the hunt,

and he is way ahead of you.

No.

No way is he is
screwing this up.

You are coming with me, Michele.

Too late.

No argument.

What to find.

I think this is her.

MAN: You concur?

I do concur.

Hey, Mike.

Axl went looking for Michele.

Did he find her?

No idea.

Well, hey.
We need that.

- Not anymore.
- Yes, we do.

We found the Frigg.

Well, not the actual Frigg.

Yet.

This is her dad.

Hoenir, and this
is a little Frigg.

Good.

So find her.

- But not with this.
- OK, no.

Whoa.
Hold on.

Ullr.
Hold on.

You don't realize how
important this is.

No.

You're the one that
doesn't realize.

This does not belong here.

It's wrong.

No, no.
No!

[crashing sound]

Ah!

This bullshit ends today.

MICHELE: Mike,
what are you doing?

I need that, Mike.

MICHELE: That's mine.

I need that to
complete my quest.

Not with this.

Hand it over Mikkel.

This is a
corruption this thing

doesn't belong in this world.

AXL JOHNSON: I know
why you're doing this.

You want me to fail.

I'm doing it, Axl, because
it's my job to protect

this family from itself.

No.

MICHELE: Mike, no!

[wood chipper sound]

[men grunting]

Good work, Mike.

Really bright idea.

I am sorry if I messed up
your future income streams.

Your head is so
far up your own ass.

AXL JOHNSON: You should
not have done that Mike.

I did what had to be done
for the good of everyone.

That's a lie.

You want to control us.

You want us to
live by your rules.

But no more.

The days of you pushing
us around, they are over.

Well, when you've
earned the right to lead,

then I will listen.

You are not him.

Who?

Odin.

I know you think you are, Mike.

I've seen inside your head.

But you are not him.

I am.

And if you want to come
after me, I'm ready.

I have no idea what
you're talking about.

You are history, Mike.

You hear me?

History!

[music playing]