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- Hi, fellas.
- Hi, Dennis.

- I was just looking
for you guys.

You want to go
bowling Friday night?

- Bowling?
Friday night's the big dance.

- Yeah, I know.
But nobody asked me.

- Well, somebody will
probably invite you.

- Well, who are you going with?

- Well, I don't know.

Nobody invited me either.

- How about you?

- Looks like I'll
go bowling, too.

- Well, what's the
matter with us?

We don't seem to
be very popular.

- Oh, I think we're
pretty lucky, myself.

How come nobody asked you, Rick?
- I don't know.

I keep standing near all
the best-looking girls,

but nothing ever happens.

- Hey, who's taking Betty Clark?

Do you know?

- Oh, here she comes now.

- Hi, Betty.

- Hi, fellas.

- Hi, Betty.

- Oh, allow me.

- Gee, thanks, Ricky.

- It sure is
nervewracking, wondering

who's going to ask you to
the dance Friday night.

- Sure is.

Yeah.

You guys sure are lucky
to have dates already.

- Thanks again.

- My pleasure.

- Gee, thanks, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, that's all right, son.

- Oh, hello, Mr. Nelson.

- Hello?

Oh, yeah, just a second.

Hey, Rick, it's for you.
- Thanks.

Who is it?

- Some girl named Betty.

- Oh, great.

Hi, Betty.

How are you?

Oh, yeah, I'd like to very much.

It ought to be a great dance.

Yeah.

Oh, no, you don't
have to do that.

I'll pick you up.

Sure.

Thanks a lot for asking me.

If I don't see you at school,
I'll see you Friday night.

OK, bye.

I just got invited
to the dance by one

of the best-looking
girls in school.

- Well, you mean she
phoned and asked you?

- Well, sure.

- Boy, times sure have changed.

- Well, it's one of
those dances where

the girls invite the boys.

- I thought you weren't
going to the dance.

You said you were going bowling.

- Well, times have changed.

- Who was so desperate
she had to ask you?

- Betty.
- Betty who?

- Betty Clark.

- Oh, yeah.

She's kind of cute.

You ever been out
with her before?

- No, she never gave
me any encouragement.

- Do you have a class with her?

- No.

- Do you know her?
- Sure, a little.

I've spoken to her in the
hall a couple of times.

- Well, how come she asked you?

- I don't know.

Hey, wait a minute.

- What's the matter?

- Well, I wonder if
it was Betty Clark.

- What do you mean?

Didn't she say who it was?

- Pop?
- Yeah?

- Didn't you say
it was Betty Clark?

- Well, I don't know
what her last name is.

She just said Betty.
Why?

- Betty who?

- Betty Clark.

- Oh, what about her?

- She invited Rick
to go to a dance.

- We hope it's Betty Clark.

- Well, it may be
Betty something else.

- I sure hope it isn't.

- I just asked a
simple question.

- Well, it's easy
enough to find out.

Just phone Betty
Clark and ask her.

- Yeah, maybe I better.

- Well, how do you
know your phone number?

I thought you didn't
know her very well.

- I don't.
I'm calling Joe.

I think he has it.

Hello, Joe?

This is Rick.

Say, this is kind
of an emergency.

Do you have Betty
Clark's phone number?

Oh.

Yeah, would you do that?
Swell.

Thanks.

- Did you get it?

- No, he didn't have it.

He's going to call George
and then phone me back.

He thinks George went out
with her a couple of times.

- How do you get
into these messes?

- It takes a lot of talent.

- Would somebody
care to tell me what

you guys are talking about?

- Well, a girl named Betty
called Ricky up and invited him

to a dance Friday night.

And he thought at first
it was Betty Clark,

and now he's not sure.

[phone ringing]

- Oh, that's Joe.

Hello, Joe?

Oh, George.

Oh, no, I don't have her number.

I'm the one who's
trying to get it.

Yeah.

If you find out, call me.

Thanks a lot.

- Say, wait a minute.

I know Betty Clark's number.

Her mother belongs
to the Woman's Club.

You know, Mildred Clark?

- Yeah, that's the one.

- Here it is.

- Thanks, Mom.

- The suspense is killing me.

Who made the
mysterious phone call?

Was it Betty Clark
or Betty Clodhopper?

- That's pretty funny.

Hello, Mr. Clodhopper?

Mr. Clark, may I speak
to Betty, please?

Oh really?

Well, when did she go?

Oh.

No.

No, thanks.

Bye.

It's the wrong girl.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, that was her father.

She went to the movies
about an hour ago.

- Well, who was it then?

- I wish I knew.

- Well, don't worry, son.

You'll feel better after dinner.

[music playing]

You got a test tomorrow?

- No, I'm not studying.

I've been going through
the school annual

looking for all the Bettys.

Well, sure a lot of them.

- How many?

- 18 girls and one boy.

- A boy named Betty?

- Yeah, a fellow by
the name of Jack Betty.

- What'd you put
him down there for?

- I just remembered
he owes me $3.

- Have you figured out which one
of the 18 might've called you?

- Well, I think I
got a narrowed down

to Betty Barton
and Betty Ferguson.

Fortunately, they're
both pretty nice.

- How are you going to
find out which one it was?

- Well, I got a plan.

- Well, good luck.

- Wait a minute, David.
It involves you.

- In what way?

- It's very simple.

All you have to do
is make a phone call.

- Well, it's your problem.

Make your own phone calls.

- Oh, come on, Dave.

It'll only take a minute.

- What do you want me to say?

- Just call her up and tell
her that you're my brother

and ask her what time I'm
supposed to pick her up.

If it's a right
Betty, she'll say so.

And if it's the wrong
Betty, she'll just tell you.

- Well, I don't see what
difference it makes if you call

or I call.
- Come on, David.

I've helped you
out lots of times.

- When?

- Well, I might
have to some time.

- OK, dial the number.

Hello?

Is this Betty Barton?

Well, this is David Nelson.

I'm Ricky's brother.

Oh, fine.

How are you?

So I wanted to ask--

No, I don't go to your school.

Say, I'm-- No, I'm
going to college.

- Well, go ahead.
Ask her.

- Well, I'm trying to.

Can I help it if she's
more interested in me?

I'm sorry.

I'm calling for Rick.

He wanted to know what
time he should pick you

up for the dance Friday night.

- Oh, gosh.

Oh, it's awful nice
of him to ask me.

I know that girls are
supposed to ask the boys,

but sometimes it's
kind of embarrassing.

- Oh, I can imagine.

- What did she say?

- Pardon me just a moment.

She says it's awfully
nice of you to invite her.

- Well, I didn't invite her.

Here, give me that.
- Don't get excited.

I'll handle this.

- As I say, I'd
love to, but I think

my parents have plans to go
out of town for the weekend.

- Oh, that's too bad.

- What's too bad?

- It's good for you.

He would love to
have taken you and I

know he's going to be very
disappointed that you're

going out of town.
- Oh, that's good.

- He's told me how anxious he
is to have a date with you.

Maybe some other time.

- Oh, I hope so.

- Well, goodbye.

- Bye.

- Well, I fixed that for you.

Any time you want a date
with her, you're all set.

- You almost fixed me good.

I think I'll make the
other phone call myself.

- Have it your own way.

She sounded pretty nice.

Has she got a sister?

- Yeah, four years old.

Hello, Betty?
Betty Ferguson?

- Yes.
Who's this?

- Well, this is Rick Nelson.

- Oh, David's brother?

- Yeah.

Say, what time do you
want me to pick you

up for the dance Friday night?

- Oh, well, 8:30 would
just be wonderful.

- Hey, I found her.

OK, I'll be there at 8:30 sharp.

- Well, how did you know?

- What do you mean?

- Well, I was just going to call
you up to ask you to take me.

- You were going to call me?

- It must be mental
telepathy or something.

Well, I'll see you Friday night.

OK, Mother.

Gee, Rick, I'm sorry, but
Mom wants to use a telephone.

- Hey, wait a minute.
Betty?

- Thanks for calling.

- Hello?

Oh, this is great.

I got a date with two Bettys.

- Well, it's your own fault.
You should have got it

straight in the first place.

- Well, you're a great help.

Least you could do
is make a suggestion.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

Well, I haven't seen him.

I don't know whether
he's home or not.

Certainly.

Oh, yes.

OK, I'll tell him.

Bye.

[music playing]

Oh, Rick, I didn't
know you were home.

That phone call was for you.

- For me?

- Yes, a girl
named Betty Barton.

She said she had good news.

She doesn't have to go
out of town after all.

She can go to the dance
with you Friday night.

- This is all your fault, David.

- Me?

- Well, at least you could have
the decency to stop laughing.

[music playing]

- What's happening up there?

- What?

- Oh, you are awake.

- My eyes are open, aren't they?

- Well, don't tell
me you're worried

just because you got a date
with three girls tomorrow night.

- Oh, of course not.

I'm just lying here listening
to my hair turn gray.

- Go to sleep, little man.

- That's easy to say.

How can I go to sleep
with all this on my mind?

- Why don't you try
counting Bettys?

- What are you doing?

- Oh, I just thought I'd give
you a little cheer up music.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

Be careful of your hangnails.

- [SINGING] Ricky Nelson
had a date, E-I-E-I-O.

And on this date he had three
girls, E-I-E-I-O. With a Betty,

Betty here and a Betty,
Betty there, here a Betty,

there a Betty,
everywhere Betty, Betty.

Ricky Nelson had
a date, E-I-E-I-O.

- Where'd you dig up
that old chestnut, Rick?

- Please, Pop, that's our song.

- What are you talking about?

- Well, me and the three Bettys.

- Mom said to tell you
breakfast is ready.

- Gee, I don't think
I'm very hungry.

- Oh, I think you'll manage
to force down a little food.

What are you going
to do about tonight?

Have you decided yet?

- Well, I've got
a couple of ideas.

What do you think the chances
are of me getting beriberi

within the next 12 hours?

- Not very good, I'm afraid.

- Why not?

That's six hours for each beri.

- Well, what's your other idea?

- Well, it involves
quite a good deal

of money, which I'd probably
have to borrow from you.

- And these are the only
two ideas you've got?

- Yeah.

You ever been faced
with a situation

like this, having a date with
three girls at the same time?

- Not since he's known me.

- How about before you knew Mom?

- Look, just because
you're in trouble

doesn't mean you have to
get your father in trouble.

- Well, let me put it this way.

Have you ever been in
the same situation, Mom?

- You are a troublemaker.

- Gee, a guy can't get
any sympathy around here.

[phone ringing]

- I'll get it.

- As far as I can see,
the only thing to do

is call up the three girls
and explain what happened.

- Well, I don't even know
who the first girl is.

See, that's what started
this whole thing.

Besides, if I did call it Betty
Barton and Betty Ferguson,

they'd both be mad at
me and probably never

speak to me again.

- They've going to be just as
mad if they get to the dance

and find out you got a
date with both of them.

- See what I mean?

It gets worse as you go along.

- Phone call was for you, Ricky.
- Who was it?

- Some girls from the
entertainment committee

of the dance.

They wanted to know if you could
sing a couple of songs tonight,

and I told them
you'd be happy to.

- Well, you've done it again.

- Done what?

They've asked you before
and you said you would.

Do you want me to
take your place?

I'd be glad to sing
a couple of choruses

of "Ricky Nelson Had a Date."

- Would you really like to go?

You could take one
of the girls for me.

- No, thanks.

I've already got a
date, with one girl.

I'm the narrow-minded
conservative type.

- Well, at least
there's one thing nobody

can say about me anymore.

- What's that?

- That I spend all my
time listening to records.

[music playing]

Hi, Mom.

- Oh, hey, wait a minute.

You're not going to dance
dressed like that, are you?

- Sure.
Why not?

- Well, I don't think they'll
let you in without a shirt

and tie.

- That's what I was hoping.

- I think you better
go upstairs and change.

[doorbell]

- Well, I'll get the door first.

Hi, guys.

Come on in.
- You're all ready, huh?

- Ready for what?

- Tonight's the night
of the big dance.

We got a date to go bowling.

- Oh, gee, I forgot
all about it.

- How could you do that?

- Well, I got a lot
of things on my mind.

Come on in.

- Don't tell me some girl
invited you to the dance.

- Yeah, some girl did.

- Who?

- I don't know.

- You don't know?

- It would take too
long to explain.

But anyway, I wound
up with three dates.

- Come on, let's go bowling.

- Just a second.

I want to hear about this.

How can you take three
girls to the same dance?

- Up until now, I didn't know.

But now that you guys are here,
I think my problem's solved.

Come on over and sit down.

I think I have an idea.

Yeah, this will
solve everything.

- Well, this won't
take too long, will it?

The bowling alley
gets kind of crowded.

- Well, that's just it.

You don't have to worry
about going bowling.

- What are you talking about?

- Well, you guys are going
to the dance tonight.

- We didn't get an invitation.

- Yes, you did.

I just invited you.

You can take two of my dates.

- Well, I don't want
to go to the dance.

I want to go bowling.
- Well, you can go bowling, too.

You don't have to
stay at the dance.

Just pick up the girls for
me and take them to the gym

and keep them on opposite
sides of the dance floor.

- You mean you're going to
run back and forth from one

girl to the other?
- Yeah.

Pretty good idea, huh?

- If we do you pick up the
girls, what do we tell them?

- Well, just tell them
I had to go to the dance

early to rehearse and
I'll see them there.

Come on.
What do you say?

- What do you think?
- I don't know.

What do you think?
- Come on.

You can pick up Betty Barton.

Dennis, you can pick
up Betty Ferguson.

- Well, I'd rather
pick up Betty Ferguson.

- I'd rather pick
up Betty Barton.

- In that case, the
whole deal's off.

- Wait a minute.
What are you arguing about?

You can pick up Betty
Ferguson and you

can pick up Betty Barton.

- Oh.

Why didn't you say so?
Come on.

Let's go home and change.

[music playing]

[applause]

- Thank you, Betty.

- Why, thank you.

- You're a wonderful dancer.

- Thank you.

So are you.

- Thank you.

- Oh, hi, Betty.

- Oh, hi, Ricky.

- Has Dennis been
taking good care of you?

- Oh, yes.

- Gee, I'm sorry I couldn't
bring you to the dance.

- Oh, that's OK.

- I've been kind of busy trying
to set up a couple of numbers

with the band.

But I have time for dance
now, if you'd like to.

- Oh, I'd love to.

- Shall we?

- Why don't we dance
out on the floor

with the rest of the kids?

- We're on the floor.

- No, I mean out in the center.

- Well, it's kind of nice
here by the palm trees.

- Those are just
old potted plants.

- When I'm with you,
honey, they're palm trees.

[music playing]

- Why do we have to
dance over in this corner

all the time, Rick?

- I just want to be
alone with you, baby.

- I haven't seen
very much of you.

- Well, I've been trying to
straighten things out, that is,

with the band.

I'm afraid I'm going to have
to leave you after this number.

- Oh, gee.

[applause]

- Ronnie, cutting in again, huh?

[music playing]

Hey, Dennis.
- Hey, Rick.

Come on out.

The coast is clear.

- Where's Betty Barton?
- I don't know.

Some guy cut in on me.

I've been looking all over for.

- Hi ya, Rick.

- Oh, hi, Ronnie.

Where's Betty Ferguson?

- She's out there somewhere.

Some guy cut in on me.

- Getting cut to pieces here.

- Hey, Rick, look out.

It's all clear.

- Hey, why don't you
guys cut back in?

- OK, we'll try.

- Hey, Rick, duck
behind the plants.

Boy, that was close.

- Hey, Rick, you
can come out now.

Hey, Rick?

Come on out.

- What's that?

- It's a note.

"I'll be in the
boys' locker room.

Rick."

I guess he'll be safe
from the girls there.

Oh, here he is, Ron.
Hi, Rick.

- Oh, hi.

I just want to say
goodbye before we go.

- Goodbye?
- Yeah, we're going bowling.

- Well, you can't go
bowling and leave me here

with these two girls.

- We're not.

We're taking 'em with us.

- Well, that's a fine thing,
taking my girls bowling.

- Well, do you want
to take them bowling?

- No, of course not.
- OK, then we'll take them.

Come on, Ron.

- Hey, wait a second, you guys.

They invited me to the dance.
- Are you kiddin'?

I thought we were doing a
favor, gettin' you off the hook.

- Yeah, I guess you are.

- Sure.

Now you can relax
and enjoy the dance.

- Well, thanks a lot, you guys.
- Anytime.

- Oh, that's OK.

- It's a wonderful
dance, isn't it?

- Well, it's pretty good.

You haven't seen Ricky
Nelson, have you?

- No, I haven't, but
I know he's here.

He's supposed to sing tonight.

- Come on, Betty.

The entertainment's starting.

- Hey, Rick?

Been looking all for you.

- What's the matter?

- We're all ready
for your number.

- Oh, gee, I just don't
feel too much like singing.

I sort of got a
frog in my throat.

- Oh, come on.

Everybody's waiting.

- Oh, hi, Betty.

- Oh, are you surprised to see
me here after you stood me up?

- Well, then it was you.

I didn't mean to stand you up.

- Come on, Rick.

- I have to sing right now.

I'll be singing
this just for you.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

I can hardly wait.

- Excuse me.

- Can I have your
attention, please?

Well, we finally found him.

Here he is, Rick Nelson.

[applause]

[music playing]

- [SINGING] I'm confessing
that I love you.

Tell me, do you love me, too?

I'm confessing that I
need you, honest I do.

Need you every moment.

In your eyes, I read
such strange things,

but your lips deny they're true.

Well, your answer really
changed things, making me blue.

I'm afraid someday
you'll leave me,

saying, can't we
still be friends.

If you go, you know
you'll grieve me.

All in life on you depends.

Am I guessing that you love me,
dreaming dreams of you in vain.

I'm confessing that I
love you over again.

I'm afraid some day
you'll leave me,

saying, can't we
still be friends.

If you go you, you
know you'll grieve me.

All in life on you depends.

Am I guessing that you love me,
dreaming dreams of you in vain?

I'm confessing that I
love you over again.

Oh, I'm confessing that
I love you over again.

[applause]

Well, all my friends
are boppin' the blues.

It must be goin' 'round.

All my friends are
boppin' the blues.

It must be goin' 'round.

I love you, baby, but
I must be rhythm bound.

Well, the doctor told me,
boy, you don't need no pills.

Yeah, that doctor told me,
son, you don't need no pills.

Just a handful of nickels, a
jukebox will cure your ills.

Well, all my friends
are boppin' the blues,

and it must be goin' 'round.

All them cats are
bopping the blues,

and it must be goin' 'round.

I love you, baby, but
I must be rhythm bound.

Well, the cat and the fiddle,
man, the don't feel no pain.

Yeah, the jitterbug caught me.

Man, I don't feel no pain.

I still love you, baby,
but I'll never be the same.

Well, all them cats
are boppin' the blues.

It must be goin' 'round.

All my friends are
boppin' the blues.

It must be goin' 'round.

I love you, baby.

I must be rhythm bound.

A rock, bop, rhythm and blues.

Rock, bop, rhythm
and blues, baby.

Rock, bop, rhythm and blues.

Rock, bop, rhythm and blues.

Rhythm and blues, it
must be goin' 'round.

[applause]

- Gee, I sure am
sorry about this.

I called you right
back, but your father

said you were at the
movies, so I figured

you were the wrong Betty.

- Yes, I called you
from the movies.

- Things sure got
mixed up, didn't they?

- Not exactly.

We got it all straightened out.

- But you made another date.

- Yes, I did.

- So you don't suppose that--

No, I guess not.

- What?

- Well, no, it'd
be asking too much.

- What is it, Rick?

- You don't suppose
that you could

ask the fella who brought you
whether I could take you home?

- Well, why don't you ask him?

- No, I'd rather not.

- Well, I'll ask him.

Tom?

Tom, this is Ricky Nelson.

- Oh, hi, Rick.
I enjoyed your singing tonight.

- Thank you.

- Would it be all right
if Ricky took me home?

- Well, sure.

Have a good time.

- Gee, thanks a lot.
- That's OK.

Good night, Rick.

Good night, Betty.

- Good night, Tom.

- Sure is a nice guy.

- I think so.

- Hey, who is he?

- Oh, I thought you knew.

He's my brother.

Aren't brothers wonderful?

- I'll have to
think that one over.

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