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- Hi.
- Oh, hi, dear.

I didn't know you were home.

- Yeah, I got home
about an hour ago.

- Well, dinner's all ready.

- Boy, it smells good.

- Thank you.

- It's getting kind of cold out.

- Yes, I know.

I just got home myself.

- Oh, were you downtown?

- Yes, I was, and
guess who I ran into?

- Uh, Jayne Mansfield?

Uh, Sophia Loren?

- No, a man.

- Oh, well, I'm really
on the wrong track.

Uh, John Foster Dulles?

- No, I'll tell you.

Ted Poindexter.

- You mean there actually is
somebody named Ted Poindexter?

- Well, certainly.
You remember him.

He was a beautiful dancer.

He and I won that waltz contest
at the St. Regis years ago.

- St. Regis Hotel in New York?

- No, the St. Regis
in Hackensack.

- Oh, yeah.

It seems to me I do
remember the cup you one.

Can't seem to place
the guy, though.

- Well, I'm sure you'll
remember him when you see him.

His wife was with him, too.

She's very nice.

- Well, what do you
mean when I see him?

You didn't invite them
over here, did you?

- Well, no, not exactly.

I gave them our
address and told them

to drop by if they ever happened
to be in the neighborhood.

Wasn't that OK?

- Well, yeah, sure.

I-- I just hope we have
something to talk about

after all these years.

- Well, we can talk about the
waltz contest he and I won.

- Say, I think I do
remember the guy.

He's kind of a smooth dresser?

A little bit too smooth?

- Well, I wouldn't
say that exactly.

- Who are you talking about?

- Oh, some finale hopper
named Ted Poindexter.

Your mother won a dance
contest with him years ago.

- You used to go
with this guy, Mom?

- No, I just had this
dance contest with him.

- Well, how come you
didn't dance with Pop?

- Oh, he didn't want to.

- What's this?

- Don't you remember?

- Just vaguely.

- Thank you, thank
you, thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention, please.

It is now time for
the waltz contest.

Would you select your partners?

Professor, if you
please, a Viennese waltz.

[waltz music playing]

- Let's enter tonight, shall we?

- Oh, gee, I don't
feel like it, Harriet.

I'm too tired.

Besides, my feet hurt.

Let's just sit here and watch.

- Oh, hello, there.
Harriet.

Charlie?
- Oh, hi, Ted.

- Ozzie.

- Are you two going to
enter the waltz contest?

- Oh, no, Ozzie doesn't want to.
His feet hurt.

- Oh, really?

Well, I don't have a partner.

Do you mind if Harriet
dances with me?

- Well, that's
entirely up to Harriet.

- Do you mind?

- No, go right ahead.

- Oh, fine!

[waltz music]

[applause]

- Well, there doesn't
seem to be any doubt.

This is the winning couple.

What are your names, please?

- Ms. Harriet Hilliard
and Ted Poindexter.

- Our winners are Ms. Harriet
Hiller and Mr. Ted Poindexter.

- Oh, no, no, no.
Harriet Hilliard.

- Ah, thank you.

Congratulations, Ms.
Hiller and Mr. Poindexter.

- Thank you.

- Oh, oh.

- Smile, Harriet.

They're applauding.

- Is this it, Mom?

- Yes, that's it.

Now do you remember?

- Oh, yeah.

"First Prize, Waltz Contest.

Harriet Hiller and
Ted Poindexter."

Harriet Hiller?

- That guy never did
get my name right.

- You know, I always did
think that whole thing was

a frame-up.

- You mean about
Mom winning the cup?

- No, about my feet
hurting that night.

I-- I always had
a sneaky suspicion

that Ted did it on purpose.

- What do you mean?

- Well, uh, we played a
football game that afternoon.

In fact, it was the
last game of the season.

Remember, Harriet?

- What a great game, Oz.

- Oh, thanks.

I don't know how I
fumbled that punt.

I must have lost it the sun.

- Say, did I throw that
pass a little too hard?

- You mean the one that hit
me in the back of the head?

- Yeah.
- Uh, no.

I-- I couldn't get off
the line of scrimmage.

The son of a gun was holding me.

And that's how come
I missed that tackle

when they scored the touchdown.

- You mean when you fell down?

- No, I--

I fell down because my
shoes were too small.

I-- I'll have to get
bigger shoes next year.

- You played a
good game, though.

- Thanks.

- Nice game, fellas!

Nice game!

- [yelps]

- Sorry, old man.

- I-- I'm positive he
did that on purpose.

- Oh, don't be silly.

He didn't know I was going
to enter the waltz contest.

- Well, maybe not.

But you say they're
coming over here possibly?

- It's possible.

- Uh, how's old Ted look?

Put on a lot of
weight, I suppose,

getting a little paunchy.

- No.

In fact, he's hardly
changed a bit.

- Oh?

Hair's getting a little
thin on top, though?

- No, not that I noticed.

- You still mad at him, Pop?

- Of course not.

It's just that I--

I remember all those corny
tricks he used to use.

- Oh, I really don't think so.

- Oh, Harriet, are you kidding?

I-- I remember very well
now that you brought it up.

Tried all sorts of
excuses to get you

to dance with him all night.

He even ran up once and
tried to get rid of me

by saying my car was on fire.

- Well, then how
come you let him

dance in the contest with Mom?

- Well, by that time,
you could see the flames.

- It was nothing.

I-- I-- I put it right out.

- Say, why don't we go
out dancing tonight?

You haven't danced
with me in years.

- Oh, no, don't you remember?

The fellas are coming over
to play poker tonight.

- Is that tonight?

- Yeah.

Say, uh, Ted looks
about the same, huh?

- Yeah, just about.

In fact, his hair
looks a little curlier.

I'd forgotten he had wavy hair.

- Probably a toupee.

- What?

- Oh, it's-- it's nothing.

Hey, what are you
all dressed up for?

- I'm not all dressed
up, not especially.

I just thought in case you had
a change of heart, I'd be ready.

- Well, Harriet, I--

we can't go dancing tonight.

I told you, the fellas
are going to come over

here to play poker.
- Oh, they'll never miss you.

Just leave your
IOU on the table,

and they'll think you've
been here all evening.

- Harriet, I'll
take you dancing.

- When?

- Well, uh, one of these nights
when you least expect it,

I'll surprise you.

[doorbell]

Oh, that's probably Joe.

He usually gets here first.

- Well, maybe the fellas
will go home early

and you can take
me dancing tonight.

- Ozzie!

Ted Poindexter.

Remember me?

- Oh, yes, of course.

- This is my wife, Mirabel.

- How do you do?

- So nice to meet y'all.

I declare, I feel as if I've
known you for years and years.

- Mirabel is from the south.

- Really?

- Mirabel, Ted!

How nice to see you.
- Harriet!

- Hello, Harriet!
- Hello!

- Won't you come in?

- Oh, thank you.

I declare.

Isn't this the cutest
little old house?

- Well, for goodness sakes!

Look at this, dear.

This is what I was
telling you about,

the cup that Harriet and I won.

- Oh, isn't this too darling?

Look here-- Ted Poindexter
and Harriet Heller.

Was your name Heller
before you were married?

- No, it was Hilliard.

- Oh.

Well, then Hiller was
just kind of a stage name

you use for dance
contests and such.

- No, the man made a mistake.

- Well, I think it's
just wonderful of you

to keep this around, Harriet.
- Yes.

And I think it's perfectly
charming of little old Ozzie

to let her keep it around.

- Oh--

- She'd be as nice
as that to me.

Oh, but I'm just
fooling, Harriet.

This hubby of mine is
the sweetest thing.

- Now, now, dear.

You're getting sloppy again.

- Won't you, uh, sit down?

- Oh, thank you.

Well, tell them why
we came over, honey.

- Well, Mirabel just
found out they're

having a dance contest
at the hotel tonight,

and I thought it'd be a lot of
fun if we all went down there.

- Oh, uh, well, it
does sound like fun,

but I'm afraid I
can't make it tonight.

See, some of my friends are
coming over here to play poker.

- Oh, that's too bad.

Well, what are you
doing tonight, Harriet?

- Well, I usually go to a movie
with a girlfriend or something

when Ozzie plays poker.

- Well, why don't you
come along with us?

I'm sure Ozzie wouldn't mind.

- You know he wouldn't.

He's just the sweetest thing.

I can tell.

- No, really.

I think I'd better skip it.

The boys usually like to
have sandwiches later.

- Oh, come on, Harriet.

Mirabel and I are
only going to be

in town for a couple of days.

- Oh, come on, Ozzie.

Tell her she can go.

- Oh, I don't care.

It's up to her.

- Well, there you
are, Harriet, honey.

He wants you to go!

- You do?

- Oh, yeah, of course.

Go right ahead if you want.

- Well, fine!
- Oh, all right.

I'll get my coat.

- Sorry you can't
come along, Oz.

- Oh, it's OK.

- But you were never
much for dancing anyway.

- Well--

- Oh!

Say, that's a beautiful coat.

- [yelps]

- Sorry, old man.

- Oh.

Well, we won't be late, dear.

- Oh, OK.

- Well, nighty night!

- Good night.

- We'll see you.
Yes.

- Yes.

Oh, hi, boys.

- Hiya, Oz.

- Darb and Joe are already here.

- Well, you all set
for a big evening?

- Yeah, sure am.
- Here, Doc.

I'll take it.
- Oh, thanks.

- How you feeling, Oz?

- Oh, fine.

- Let me see.

- What are you doing?

My appendix is over here.

- I'm just checking to see if
you got your money belt on.

- Ah, don't worry.

I have a feeling it's
going to be my night.

- Yeah, it seems to me you had
that same feeling the last time

we played.

Oh, which reminds me, you still
owe me a dollar and a quarter.

Here's your IOU.
- Oh--

- Wait'll you pay me.

- Hey, fellas.
We're waiting for you.

- Hi, Joe.

- Hi, Joe.

- Hi, Darb.

- Oz, where can I put my coat?

- Oh, I'll take it.

- Thank you.

Say, what's this
little thing here?

- Oh, that's just--

- "Waltz Contest.

Harriet Hiller and
Ted Poindexter"?

Hey, fellas.

Look at this thing.
- It's nothing.

- Hiller.

Wasn't that Harriet's
maiden name?

- No it was, uh, Hilliard.

- Hm.

For a minute, I thought this
cup might belong to Harriet.

- Well, she won it.

Darb.

- Well, let me see that.

- Oh, it's nothing at all.

- Well, who's this
Ted Poindexter?

- Well, a guy that just happened
to enter this dance contest

with Harriet.
That's all.

- Where were you, Oz?

- Well, I-- I was, uh,
sitting that one out.

Uh, uh, my feet hurt.

- Ah, it's just as well.

I understand you're not a
very good dancer anyway.

- Who says I'm not?

- Well, you can't
be if Harriet picked

somebody else to dance with.

- That's right, Oz.

- Uh, no, she didn't pick him.

Uh, he made my feet hurt.

Wait a minute.

It-- it was after this,
uh, football game.

- Oz, I hate to interrupt you,
but how about playing poker?

I may have to make an emergency
call to the hospital later.

- When?

- Soon as I'm far enough ahead.

High card deals.

- Where is Harriet?

Clara thought she might go to
the movies with her tonight.

- Oh, uh, uh, no.

Uh, she went out
with some friends.

- Your deal, Butch.

- Heh.

Dealer's choice, gentlemen.

[interposing voices]

- All right, all right.

Where's the key?

- Why can't he break in like us?

- A three week supply of Hazel
Farber's Miracle Beauty Cream.

In order to introduce
this marvelous discovery

to the public, we are making
a special television offer

for this week only.

- Well, I'll see
you and raise you 5.

- Hey, Pop!
Pop!

Come in here quick!

- I've got a hunch
you're bluffing.

- Heh.

Well, it'll cost
you 5 to find out.

- Hey, Pop.
Pop.

Come on in--

- Rick, please,
I'm playing a hand.

- Well, you haven't
got anything.

Come on.

- See?
I knew he was bluffing.

I'll just see.

- Ricky--

- But mom's on television?
- Television?

Well, come on!
Let's go see her!

Where is she?

- I saw a dance by a minute ago.

- Don't see you now.
- There she is!

- Where?

- Who's that guy
she's dancing with?

- What?
- Oh, there she is!

- I-- I--
- Oh, you missed her.

- No, no!
I-- I think I--

I saw.

- You've been watching
"Dinner Dance Time,"

direct from the dining room of
the Hotel Carter, where there's

always plenty of free parking.

There's still plenty
of time, folks,

to get down here and enter
our weekly dance contest.

So come on down and
have a lot of fun.

- It's too bad you
didn't see her, Pop.

I never knew Mom was
such a good dancer.

- Well, she must be
to have won that cup.

- What's she doing
down there, anyway?

- Well, I-- I told you
she was out with friends.

- Well, who was that guy, Oz?

- It was probably
Mr. Poindexter.

Huh, Pop?
- Poindexter?

Isn't that the guy whose
name is on the cup?

- Oh, uh, yeah.

- You mean Harriet's
out dancing with him?

- Well, certainly.

Uh, uh, well, that is out
dancing with him and his wife.

- Where was she?
I didn't see her.

- Well, she was probably
sitting that one out.

Maybe her feet hurt her.
- Oh, come on.

Are we going to play
poker or aren't we?

I left all my chips in
that last pot on the table.

- Well, what do you
mean all your chips?

- Well, I won.

You didn't have anything.

- How do you know I didn't?

- Ricky said so.

- That isn't fair.

He gave my hand away.

- Well, that doesn't matter.

I was going to call you anyway.

I knew you were bluffing.
- That's just It!

I wasn't bluffing!

I had a pair of jacks!

- I had a pair of kings.

You lose.

- Uh, uh, uh, Darb?

- How many cards, Darb?

- Uh, three.

- OK.

- See, I-- I would have
gone dancing, too, but, uh,

you know, we're playing
poker tonight, and I--

I explained that to them.

She's a very nice
person, his wife.

She's from the south, has
quite a Southern accent.

- What do you do, Oz?
[phone ringing]

- Oh, I guess I'll--

I'll answer the phone.

- No, are you in or out?

- Oh, oh.

Uh, pardon me.

- A full house!

- Hello?

- Hi.

Is this the Nelson residence?

- Oh, yes.

- This is Mirabel.

- Oh!
Ha ha.

Well, how are you?

I-- I thought I
recognized your voice.

- I wonder if you'd do
me a big, big favor.

- Uh, oh, well, uh,
well, yeah, what is it?

- I seem to have
misplaced my scarf.

I wonder if y'all found it.

- Oh, no.

I-- I-- I-- no, I--

I don't seem to
see it around here.

- Come on, Darb.

Deal.

- I was just wondering.

Thank you.

- Oh, uh, just a second.

Uh, uh, how's the dance?

The-- the-- the dance.

- Well, fine, I guess.

- Well, uh, what do you mean?

- Well, I didn't go dancing.

I got a headache, and
I'm up in my room.

- Oh.

And Ted, your-- your husband
is up there with you, I--

I-- I-- I presume?

- No, I didn't want
to spoil his fun.

So I left him and
Harriet downstairs.

I think they're dancing.

- Oh, yeah.

- Well, it was nice
talking to you y'all again.

- Oh--

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Anything wrong, Oz?

- No, uh uh, no.

- Say, have you got
any more peanuts?

We seem to have
eaten all of these?

- Oh, well, there-- there should
be more around here someplace.

- Come on, Butch.

You in or out?

- Oh, no, I'm in.

- Hey, Oz.

Hey, Oz.

How about those peanuts?

- Oh, oh, well, uh, there don't
seem to be any around here.

I'll-- I'll, uh, run
downtown, get some more.

It'll only take me a minute.

Uh, deal me out of this hand.

- Good evening, sir.
May I help you?

- Oh, uh, yes.

I-- I was looking for my wife.

- I'm sorry, sir, but you can't
come in here without a tie.

- Oh, well, I'll--

I'll only be here
a little while.

Uh, see, Uh-- I saw
my wife-- that is,

I didn't, but somebody
saw my wife, uh, dancing

on television, uh, here.

She's dancing with another man.
- Please, sir.

We can't have any
disturbance in here.

- Oh, there-- there
won't be any disturbance.

- Promise?

- Oh, yes.

- In that case,
I'll lend you a tie.

- Oh, thank you very much.

- Here you are, sir.

- Oh--

- Yes, isn't it?

Usually the second time
a customer comes in,

he remembers to wear a tie.

- I see what you mean.

Oh, there's my wife
right over there.

- Remember, sir.

You promised.

- Oh, thank you very much.

- You're welcome.

- May I have this dance?

- Oh, Ozzie!

What a pleasant surprise.

I thought you were
playing poker.

- Uh, well, I was, but I came
downtown to get some peanuts.

- That's an unusual tie.

Have I seen that before?

- Oh, uh, well, not unless you
come in here without a necktie.

See, this is a tie
that the head waiter

holds in reserve
in case people come

in here without, uh, neckties.

- Well, you don't have to
sit here with me, you know.

I don't want to keep
you from your peanuts.

- Oh, uh, that's OK.

Uh, where's your
dancing partner?

- My who?

- Come on, Harriet.

You were seen dancing
with them on television.

- Were we on television?

- Yes!

- How did we look?

- Oh, here's my dance partner.

- Dave!

- Hi, Pop.

- Oh, you're not Ted.

- No, I'm Dave.

Uh, Pop, I don't
think Joan Benson.

This is my father.

- Oh, how do you do?

- I see you forgot your tie.

- Oh, Yeah.

Well, I-- I just came down
here for, uh, peanuts.

- Don't mind Mr. Nelson, Joan.

He usually makes more sense.

- Well, I was a little confused.

I wasn't expecting
to see Dave here.

- Well, when I heard Mom was
coming down here to dance,

I figured it'd be a good
place for Joan and me.

- Well, uh, how come you were
dancing with your mother?

Uh, what happened
to Mr. Poindexter?

Uh, Ted?

- Well, he and Mrs. Poindexter
left about an hour ago.

- Oh, well, both of them?

- Yeah, she was
kind of tired and he

kept stepping on her feet.

I'm afraid he doesn't dance
quite as well as he used to.

- Oh!

- So we asked Mom to join us.

Uh, do you mind
if we dance, Pop?

- Oh, no.
Go right ahead.

It's nice to have met you.

- Thanks for letting
David to me, Joan.

- That's all right, Mrs. Nelson.
After all, you saw him first.

- Now, now, wait a second.

If the Poindexters
both left, how

come I got a phone
call from Mirabel?

- Did you find my little
old scarf, honey child?

- I thought that voice sounded
awful familiar on the phone!

I've been framed
into coming here!

- Well, don't feel too
bad about it, dear.

So have most of
these other husbands.

- May I have your
attention, please?

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time
for our weekly Saturday dance

contest.

So if you will select your
partners for the waltz,

we'll get started.

- Would you care to enter the
contest with your husband?

- I'd be delighted.

OK, I'll try not to
step on your feet.

- How about that?

Isn't it nice?

- Yeah, of course it
isn't quite as big

as the one you won
with Ted Poindexter.

- I guess they're not making
cups like they used to.

The dancing partners
are better, though.

- Oh!

Very much.

- Isn't that pretty?

"First prize, Waltz contest,
Harriet and Ozzie Nielsen."

- I-- I wish they hadn't been
in such a hurry to get it

engraved.

I'd rather had waited
a little longer

and gotten the names right.

Oh, uh, the-- the boys are-- are
still in there playing poker.

Do you mind if I join them
for the last couple of hands?

- No, of course not.
I'm tired.

I'm going to bed anyway.

Well, good night, Veloz.

- Good night, Yolanda.

- Oh, did you get
the peanuts, Oz?

- Yeah, I got them right here.
- Good.

Shall we deal you
in this hand, Oz?

- Yeah, would you please?
- Hey, Pop.

I was just sitting in for you.

- Oh, thanks a lot, son.

How are we doing?

- Oh, pretty good for you.

You're only out $3.25.

Well, goodnight, boys.

Thanks a lot for the game.

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