All language subtitles for The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet S06E14 The Road Race 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP2 0 H 264-CRFW (1)_track4_[eng]

- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie, here's Harriet,
here's David, and here's Rick.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

- Hey, what's this?
- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Hi.
- My new car.

How do you like it?

- Oh, it's great.

I always suspected you
as the hot rod type.

[laughter]

- Mickey was just
letting me try it out.

It was a pretty frightening
experience, too.

- I can imagine.
- Hi, Mick.

You got it finished, huh?

- Yeah, how do you like it?

- Oh, it sure looks great.
Hi, Mr. Darby.

- How are you, Ricky?
- Now, wait a minute.

Did you build this, Mickey?

- He sure did.

Why do you think I brought
it over here to show it off?

- Oh, boy.

Well, you did a
beautiful piece of work.

- Well, thanks a
lot, Mr. Nelson.

- Have you clocked it yet?
How fast will it go?

- Well, my dad here had
it all the way up to 25.

[laughter]

- You got to watch him.

He's a regular speed demon.

- Well, I got to get
it down to the garage.

It's not idling right.

Besides, got to get
the carburetor checked.

- Now, wait a minute, please.

I need a little advance notice
to get out of this thing.

- It's not exactly built for
your physique, is it, Darb?

[laughter]

- I admit, it is a little
snug around the hips.

- Well, we'll see
you later, Mick.

- I'll see you, Rick.
- Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, sure looks great.

- Thanks a lot.

So long.

- How do you like
that wolf whistle?

- Does it work?

- Did somebody whistle?

- How are you, Harriet?

- Fine.

Thanks, Darb.

- Hey, how come Mickey is taking
the car down to the garage?

I thought he was doing
the work on it himself.

- Well, he is, but they
have all the testing

machines down there.

It's funny how times change.

When we were kids, we used
to test the motors by ear.

- You want a Coke?

- Yes, Ozzie, thank you.

I'll join you.

- Gee, it must have
been quite a job for him

lowering those springs
and everything.

- Well, he couldn't do
all that himself, Oz.

They have specialty shops
for all that downtown.

- Mickey did all the
engine work, though.

He did?

- Yes, all except sealing
the valves and boring it,

and all that stuff.

You can't expect a kid to
have all the tools for stuff

like that.

- Boy, times sure have
changed since we were kids.

We used to do all the
mechanical work by ourselves,

and the only tools we had were
a hammer and a pair of pliers.

- Well, don't you think the
modern cars are better, Pop?

- Well, I suppose so,
everything improves.

But under certain
conditions, I'm

not sure the old cars
couldn't hold their own

with the modern hot rods.

And we didn't have to take 'em
to specialty shops, either.

We could take 'em apart
and put 'em together again

right in our own backyards,
couldn't we, Darb?

- Sure.

And we usually had a few
parts left over, too.

[laughter]

- Look at this, Pop.

Some old guy claims that the
modern hot rods aren't any

better than the old time cars.

- How about that?

Rick and I were
discussing that yesterday.

"Old timer claims modern
hot rods don't stack up."

It's just what I was saying.

- I thought you were saying
that the kids of today

aren't as good mechanics.

- Well, yes, that and this, too.

This old guy's got
the right idea.

- Sounds like an
old grouch to me.

- Oh, no.

Well--

[laughs]

"The old time cars of the '20s--

the ones we used to take
apart and put together

in our own backyards--

could hold their
own, and possibly

do better than the low,
sleek chrome-plated hot rods

of today.

This is the contention of
one of our local old timers,

Mr. Ozzie Nelson--"

[laughter]

Ozzie Nelson?!

- Hi, old timer.

- Now, how did
that get in there?

- Don't look at me, Pop.

I didn't squeal.

- Well, in the first place,
I didn't say that at all.

- What else does it say?

- Oh, let's see.

"While Mr. Nelson's
views are interesting,

it's obvious that
the modern hot rods

are superior on the
modern highways.

However, it is possible that
on the old country roads,

the old time cars could
do as well as the new.

At any rate, it would be
an interesting experiment

to see how they compare--

the old versus the new."

- Come on, Pop, admit it.

You phoned the paper.

- I didn't do
anything of the sort.

I'll bet I know who did, though.

Darby's just the one to
pull a stunt like this.

I'll tell him what
I think of him.

- It's pretty early
to phone, isn't it?

- Yeah, if I'm lucky,
I may wake him up.

[laughter]

- Hello?

- Darb, this is Ozzie.

- Oh, hi, old timer.

[laughter]

- Oh, then it was you, huh?

- What do you mean, it was me?

Was me, what?

- It was you who put the
article in the paper.

- I did not.

The automotive editor did.

- Well, then how did
he find out about it?

- I told him at lunch.

- I thought you were
in there someplace.

- What are you
complaining about?

You got your name in the paper.

- Well, it's-- hello?

Hello, Darb?

Wise guy.

[laughter]

Oh, no.

What are you guys
doing over here?

- Well, sir, we came
over here to tell you

that we're with you all the way.

- With me?

What are you talking about?

- Well, for the competition.

- What competition?

- You're going to defend
your statements, aren't you?

- Yes, you certainly meant
what you said, didn't you?

- What are you guys making
a big deal out of this for?

All I actually said
was that the old cars

were almost as good as the new
cars under certain conditions.

- Well, that isn't what
it said in the paper.

- Of course it isn't.
- What are you trying to do?

Chicken out of this thing now?
- Oh, here he is.

- Hi, Mr. Barton.
Hi, Mr. Darby.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- We're ready any time you
want to have the race, Pop.

- Well, what race?

- A modern hot rod
against an old time car.

Do you accept the challenge?

- You're darn right he does.

[laughter]

- Not so fast, Butch.

Yes, I do accept the
challenge in principle.

- What does that mean?

- Well, it means I'd like
nothing better than a chance

to prove my point.

But unfortunately, I can't
race without an old car,

and I don't have an old car.

- Well, I knew you'd try
to get out of it some way.

- I'm not trying to
get out of anything.

There's nothing I'd
like better than

to race these kids,
if I had an old car.

[laughter]

- We know that, Oz.

We're just kidding you.

- Just trying to get
a rise out of you.

- The heck, boy,
we're on your side.

- Now that you got
me worked up to it,

it's a little disappointing.

- You mean, there isn't
going to be any race?

- Well, not unless we can
find your dad an old car.

Come on, Butch.

- Guys, not a chance.

You just can't find old cars.

- Well, maybe we
can get one over--

- No, you'd just be
wasting your time.

You can't find them anywhere.

Well, it was a lot of
fun talking about it.

- We'll see you.

- So long, fellas.

[horn honking]

Who's that?

- Oh, looks like Darb.

- Hey, Oz, we found you one.

- What the heck is this?

- Your car for the race.

[laughter]
- Are you two--

What race?

- You know, dear, the one
you wished you had a car for.

[laughter]

- Boy, did we ever have
a hard time finding this.

- Oh, isn't she a beauty?

- Where's the motor?

- Oh, well, most of
it's right in here.

- You're kidding, of course.

How can I race without a motor?

- You've got a motor.

All you have to do
is put it together.

You remember, like you
did in the good old days?

You're the mechanic.

Come on, Butch.
[laughter]

Now, Darb?

Darb!

Come back, Darb!

- Good luck, Oz.

- Butch!

Butch!

Harriet?

- Well, good luck.

[laughter]

Ozzie?

- I'm out here.

- Where are you?

- Working on the car.
- Oh.

Hey, the paint job looks nice.

- Oh, thank you.

It's a battleship gray.

- How's it going?

- Oh, pretty good, I hope.

- Say, have you seen
my knitting needles?

- Oh, yeah, they're in
the back of the car there.

- Where?

Oh, I see them.

- Oh, no, no, no, wait a minute.

Don't pull those out.

They're holding the door on.

- Hey, that's pretty clever.

- Oh, thanks.

- Yeah, when we were kids, if
we needed a couple of parts,

we didn't go rushing
down to the garage.

We used our
mechanical ingenuity.

- Say, have you seen
my vacuum cleaner hose?

- Vacuum cleaner hose?

- Yeah, where is it?

- Well, gee, Harriet, a
car has to have an exhaust.

- You know, maybe
it'd be better if you

did go down to the garage.

- Oh, don't be silly.

- I don't like to
sound too fresh,

but you think this car will run?

- Well, that's a good
question, actually.

I haven't tried it yet.

I put the motor together,
and then I took it apart.

And I put it together again,
and took it apart again.

And then put it together again.

[laughter]

- What are all these?

- Oh, well, I had a
few parts left over.

- What are you going to do,
sell them and buy a new tire?

- Well, I hadn't thought of it,
but it sounds like a good idea.

Well, stand back, I'm going
to try to start her up.

- Where's the starter?

- Well, they don't
have any starter.

You have to use a crank.

Oh, better retry the spark.

No, stand back, please, Harriet.

[horn honking]

- What happened?

[laughter]

- This wire, here.

I must have hooked it
up to the wrong thing.

- You certainly did.

That belongs to my waffle iron.

[laughter]

- Hey, it sounds pretty good.

- We're having
dinner at 6 o'clock.

That'll give you three
hours to get it started.

- I'll get it started.

[explosion]

[applause]

- Hi, boys.

- How's it running, Mr. Nelson?
- Oh, great.

I took her for a spin
around the block.

She's purring like a kitten.
- What you say, Pop?

- I say, she's
purring like a kitten.

- What you say?

- She's purring like a kitten.

- And what a noisy cat this
is going to grow up to be.

- What'd you say, son?

- Shut off your motor, Pop.

I want to show you something.

- Takes a little while
for it to simmer down.

[laughter]

- I thought we could turn
off here on Highway 4.

- Well, the only thing is, Dave,
these are all super highways.

- We want to make it as
easy as we can on you, Pop.

- Oh, that's not the idea.

I want to make it as tough
as I can on you guys.

See, this isn't just
a test of speed.

This is a contest
to determine which

car will hold up best under any
and all kinds of conditions.

I don't mind starting
out on a smooth road.

We could start out right here.

- Well, how long
do we stay on that?

- Oh, for a couple
hundred yards.

We could turn off,
say, right about there.

- There isn't even
a road there, Pop.

- Sure, there is.

See, there's a little
cow path there.

- Gee, Mr. Nelson,
this is my new car.

- There's a lumber
road right here that

goes up into the mountains.
Why don't we take that?

- Well, OK.

We could follow this around, and
make the finish line right here

at Greeley's
garage, if you want.

- That's about 20 miles, Pop.

- It's more than that.

It's about 6 miles from our
house to the starting line.

- Well, what difference
does that make?

- What time do we meet
the starting line?

- Well, how about 9
o'clock tomorrow morning?

- No, that wouldn't
be fair to Pop.

- Well, why not?

- You'd have to leave here
at 6 o'clock in the morning

to get there on time.

[laughter]

- Hey, you guys.

[trumpet music]

I wonder where the boys are.

- Well, it isn't 9 o'clock, yet.

- I know, but we've been
here almost an hour.

- I told you we didn't
need to leave at 6 o'clock.

- We didn't leave it 6:00.

It was much later than that.

[horn honking]

- Oh, here they come.

- Hi, fellas.

- Hello, Joe.

- Look who's here.

- Hi, Darb.

- Hi.

- Looks like we've got
quite a turnout here.

- Oh, sure.
We got to make it official.

- I am the cameraman.

- And I'm going to be
the official starter.

- OK, when do we start?

- Yeah, we're all ready.
- So are we!

- Are you going
to ride with Pop?

- Oh, sure.
Why not?

- Oh, I just thought it
might be a little bumpy.

- Oh, well, I'm well
prepared for that.

[laughter]

- All right, drivers
man your cars.

- Whoa, hold it, hold it.

Let me get mine cranked up.

- Yeah, well, that sounds fair.

- Are you ready?

- Wait a second.

Can't find my emergency brake.

- Lift up your pant leg.

- Oh!

[laughter]

- Come on.

Come on, now!

Are you ready?

- On your mark, get set, go!

[music playing]

- You guys need any help?

- No, thanks, we got all
the fireworks we need.

- You guys are a little
overconfident there,

aren't you?
- No, we're just hungry.

Go ahead.
We'll catch up with you.

- That's what you think.

- Careful that thing
doesn't explode, Pop.

- Come on, Barney
Oldfield, let's

pass them while
we have a chance.

[music playing]

- Hey, haven't we got a canteen
of water in the back there?

- Well, yeah, but
that's for drinking.

- Well, the car needs a drink.

- You think more of the
car than you do of me.

[laughter]

- What happened?

- Overheated a little.

- Saw your smoke
signal, we thought

you were being
attacked by Indians.

- OK, wise guys, the
race isn't over yet.

I'll wait for you at
Greeley's garage in case

you need a ride home.

[laughter]

[music playing]

- What do we do now?

- I don't know.

Think we can get
through there, Dave?

- I don't know.

Looks pretty deep.

- Hold it!

- What's the matter?

- I guess we're going to
have to call the race off.

- What for?
- It's a dead end.

The road ends here.

- Well, no, it doesn't.

I can see it.

- You're not going to go
across that lake, are you?

- Well, sure, why not?

- Well, it's no
fair to swim across.

You have to cross the
finish line in your car.

- Well, that's what
I intend to do.

- That's what I was afraid of.

- Oh, Harriet, little
obstacle like this

never stopped us
in the old days.

- Gee, Mr. Nelson,
that might be deep.

- Well, you guys want to quit?

- Heck, no.

- So long, boys.

We'll see you.

[music playing]

[laughter]

- Come on, dear, get your--
get your muscles into it.

- I'm pushing as hard as I can.

Oh, do you suppose
it's out of gas?

- No, no, it's plenty of gas.

It's just an old
car, and it gave up

the ghost all of a sudden.

We're in pretty good shape.

Greeley's garage is just over
the hill and around the bend

there.

We can coast in a
winner from here.

Why don't you get in now?

If it starts to coast down
the other side of the hill,

put the brake on.

Put the brake on.

Hold it.

All right, here we go.

[music playing]

Oh, doggone it, we
got a flat tire.

Yeah, I think that does it.

- Well, come on.

Let's go.

- Hey!

Hey, what happened?

How'd you guys get
across the water?

- It wasn't easy.

We had to build a bridge.

- Do you mind getting
out of the way, Pop?

You're blocking the road.
- Well, I can't move the car.

It's stalled.
- That's not fair.

- I think I can make it.

[music playing]

- Here they come.

Who's got the flag?

[yelling]

[cheering]

- It was a dead heat!

- Absolutely, a dead heat.

- I thought it was,
across the finish--

- Who won, Pop?

- They tell us it
was a dead heat.

- Yeah, dead heat, Dave.

- Well, at least we
proved something.

[laughter]

- What did you prove, Oz?

- What?

Well, we-- we proved that--

well, on the one hand, you
have the modern hot rod,

and-- and-- and
on the other hand,

we have the-- the fine
old fashioned car--

[crashing]

[applause]

[MUSIC - RICKY NELSON,
"TRAVELIN' MAN"]

- [SINGING] I'm a traveling
man, made a lot of stops

all over the world.

And in every port, I own a heart
of at least one lovely girl.

I have a pretty senorita waiting
for me down in old Mexico.

If you're ever in Alaska, stop
and see my cute little Eskimo.

Oh, my sweet Fraulein
down in Berlin town

makes my heart start to yearn.

And my China doll down in
Hong Kong waits for my return.

Pretty Polynesian
baby over the sea,

I remember the night when we
walked in the sands of Waikiki

and I held you oh, so tight.

Oh, I'm a traveling man,
wo, I'm a traveling man.

Hmm--

[applause]

I'm a traveling man, made a lot
of stops all over the world.

And in every port, I own a
heart at least one lovely girl.

I've a pretty senorita waiting
for me down in old Mexico.

If you're ever in Alaska, stop
and see my cute little Eskimo.

Oh, my sweet Fraulein
down in Berlin town

makes my heart start to yearn.

And my China doll down in old
Hong Kong waits for my return.

Pretty Polynesian baby over
the sea, I remember the night,

when we walked in
the sands of Waikiki

and I held you oh, so tight.

Oh, I'm a traveling man.

Yes, I'm a traveling man.

Yes, I'm a traveling man.

Wo, I'm a traveling man.

Hmm.

[music playing]

- A forest fire is a terrible
thing, but it can be stopped.

Here's what you can do to help--

One, crush out cigarette
cigar and pipe ashes.

Two, break matches
in two after using.

Three, drown all campfires,
then stir and drown again.

Four, find out the
law before using fire.

Remember, only you can
prevent forest fires.