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America's favorite
family, the Nelsons.

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

They enjoy good times
together and like most of us,

they know that good times
are snapshot times, outdoors

and indoors, too.

[guitar playing]

- Hi, Rick.

- Oh, hi, pop.

- Where's your mother?

- Oh, she went
down to the market.

She'll be back in a while.

You're off kind of
early, aren't you?

- Oh, a little bit.

What's that you were
playing on the guitar there?

Sounded real good.
- Oh, it wasn't anything.

I was just sort
of fooling around.

[car honking horn]
Oh, pardon me, pop.

I think that's James.

We're going to talk
about what we're going

to do on the television show.

- Well, what television show?

- It's called "The
High School Hour."

It's our turn to
be on this week.

- Well, gee, that's swell.
You're going to be on tonight?

- No, Saturday.

The music department
arranged it.

- Well, how about that?

What do you keep
it a secret for?

- Well, I just found out
about a little while ago.

I'm going to eat dinner
over at James's house.

We've got to figure
out what we're going

to do to fill in 20 minutes.

- That's nearly half the hour.

- Yeah, I won't be late, pop.

- Oh, what time Saturday
are you going to be on?

- 7 o'clock.

- 7 o'clock!
Gee, that's great.

A lot of people will
see you at that hour.

- Yeah, if they're up
that early in the morning.

Well, I'll see you later, pop.

- 7 o'clock in the morning?

Wow!

- 7 o'clock in the morning?

Wow!

- Well, it isn't the
greatest time in the world,

but at least he'll
be on television.

- Well, what's he going to do?

- Well, they've
given him 20 minutes,

so I imagine he'll sing four
or five rock and roll numbers.

- Well, I hope somebody's
watching at that hour.

- Oh, somebody's watching
television at any hour.

- Well, I know, but many
people like to sleep late

on Saturday mornings.

- Well, they won't have they
know Rick's going to be on.

At least all of our
friends will be watching.

- Well, how are they
going to know he's on?

- Well, I'm going to call
up just about everybody

we know and tell them.

I'll start with Darby.

- Well, don't be
too disappointed

if he doesn't exactly
spring at the chance.

- Well, what do you mean?

- Well, what would
you say if called you

up and asked you to watch
their son at 7 o'clock

in the morning?

- Well, I'd say--

Hello, Darb?

This is Ozzie.

- Oh, hi, Oz.

I just got home.

You're going to play
poker tonight, aren't you?

- Oh, yeah, sure.

Say, Darb, is your
television set working OK?

- Yeah, fine.

Why, do you want to borrow it?

- No, I just wanted to make
sure it was working all right

so you could watch Ricky.

- Oh, is Ricky going
to be on TV tonight?

- Uh, no, Saturday.

He's going to be on
"The High School Hour."

- Oh, that's wonderful, Oz.

- Do you think you'd
like to watch it?

- Sure.

What time's he going to be on?

- 7 o'clock.

- Oh, well good.

I'll tell Sally to have dinner
right in front of the TV set.

- Oh, uh, no, it isn't
7 o'clock at night.

It's, uh, you know, the other 7.

- What other 7?

- The one in the morning.

- You mean the 7:00 AM, 7?

- Uh, yeah.

- Gee, Oz, I don't know.

That's kind of early.

- Well, I could call you up,
say, at 6:30 and remind you.

- Uh, no, no, that--

that's all right.

I'll do my best.

But I'll see you tonight anyhow.

- Oh, uh, OK.

- What did he say?

- Well, he's going
to do his best.

- Well, you know, 7
o'clock is awfully early.

Most people like to sleep
late Saturday morning.

- Yeah, I know.

- Who you calling now?

- Doc Williams.

- Hello?

- Oh, hiya, Doc.

This is Ozzie.

- Oh, hi, Oz.

Well, say, the poker
game isn't off, is it?

- Oh, no, no.

I'll tell you why I called.

Uh, how's your
television set working?

- Fine, you want to borrow it?

- Well, no, but Rick's
going to be on television.

- Well, that's wonderful.

What time is he on?

- At 7 o'clock.
- Well, good.

I'll have time to
watch it before I

leave for the poker game.

- Oh, he's not going
to be on tonight.

He's going to be on Saturday
at 7:00 in the morning.

- Well, gee, Oz, I can hardly
look at my wife at 7 o'clock

in the morning.

- Well, uh, try, won't you?

- Well, I've tried for 25 years.

- No, no, I mean
try to watch Rick.

- Oh, yeah, well, I'll try, Oz.

- All right, fine.

Thanks a lot, Doc.

- Am I right in assuming
he wasn't exactly

crazy about the idea?

- Well, it's kind
of hard to tell.

I know Rick's going to be
awful disappointed if he

thinks nobody's watching him.

Maybe I can find some way
to convince the guys tonight

while we're playing poker.

- OK, but don't lose
all your money just

to get an audience for Ricky.

- Sorry, I was late, fellas.

Did I miss much?

- No, you probably saved
yourself a lot of money.

Doc's been getting some
fantastic cards here.

- Well, that figures.

Oh, before I forget it.

You guys are all invited
over to our house

for an early breakfast
Saturday morning.

Wives, too.
- Oh, good.

- Good.
Three cards.

- That's very nice, but why?

- Because I want three cards.

I put my money in.

- I was talking to Oz.

- Oh.

- I'll take two.

- Give me one.

- I'll take three.

- And three for the dealer.

- Plus I realize you guys
aren't used to getting up so

early in the morning.

- Who opened?

- I did.

I accept Oz's invitation,
and I'll check the openers.

- I'll bet two, and I accept.

- I'll see you then.

- Well, come on,
put in your money.

- Oh, no, no, no, I'm out.

I mean, I'll see you at
Ozzie's Saturday morning.

- I'll stay in.

- I'm in, and count me in for
breakfast Saturday morning, Oz,

and thank you very much.

- Now, then it's all agreed.

You guys are all going to be
over at our house Saturday

morning to watch
Rick on television.

- Oh, sure.

- And eat a nice
breakfast, free.

You better warn Harriet.

I'm a big eater
Saturday morning.

- Oh, don't worry.

She'll have anything you want.

And I want you guys to know
how much I appreciate this,

and I'm sure Rick does, too.

- Well, that's all right, Oz.

Besides, we were all
planning on getting up

early Saturday morning anyhow.

- Uh, what's this?

- Well, after I
talked to you tonight,

I found out my kid is going
to be on that TV show, too.

- So is mine and Butch's.

- So is my boy Pete.

They're giving him five minutes
for a chemistry experiment.

- Five minutes?

They're only giving
my boy 15 seconds.

- 15 seconds?
What's he going to do?

- The rope climb.

- Oh, but he can do
that in 10 seconds.

- Well, he's got to come
down and take a bow.

- What are you
complaining about?

They're only giving my
daughter eight minutes

to demonstrate how
to bake a cake.

- How much time are
they giving Rick, Oz?

- Uh, 20 minutes.

- 20 minutes?

What's he going to
do, the commercial?

- No, the music
department arranged it.

He's going to sing a couple
of songs and play his guitar.

- Well, that's all very
nice, Oz, but how come

Micky's only getting four
minutes to do a magic act?

- I certainly think
my boy Pete ought

to get more than five minutes
to do a chemistry experiment.

- And I don't see why
they couldn't give Joe

at least 25 seconds.

He's liable to burn
his hand sliding down

the rope that fast.

- Who can bake a cake
in eight minutes?

- Well, look, fellas,
don't get mad at me.

I didn't have anything to
do with the arrangements.

- Well, nobody's mad at you,
Oz, and we're not mad at Rick

either.

In fact, I'd like
to hear him sing.

- I don't think he's going
to sing all the numbers one

right after another.

There'll be something
else in between there.

- What songs is he going to do?

- Well, I don't know, the
usual rock and roll stuff.

You know that the kids
like that nowadays.

Uh, who opened here?

- Oh, I did.

All I've got's jacks.

- Kings.
- I'm out.

- How about you, Oz?

- Well, now, it's agreed.

You guys are all coming
over to our house

Saturday morning for
breakfast, right?

- It's all set.
- Sure, we would.

- In that case, I
have a full house.

- Oh, hi, I didn't think
you'd be up so late.

- Oh, I was just
going upstairs to bed.

How'd you make out?

- I was a big winner.

I won $0.58 and an IOU from Doc.

- How much is it for?

- One free office visit.

- Well, good for you.

- At one time during
the night there,

I was ahead of him for three
penicillin shots and two house

calls.

- Sounds like you
had a big evening.

- Also incidentally,
you know that television

show Saturday morning is
going to be quite a thing.

Doc's boy is going to
be in it, Darby's boy,

and even Butch's
little daughter.

- Oh, that's nice.

- Yeah, it was a
little embarrassing

when they found out Rick was
going to be on for 20 minutes.

The other kids are only going
to be on for a couple of minutes

each.

- Well, I guess
whoever's in charge

figured the music would
liven things up a bit.

What's he going to
sing, do you know?

- Oh, I don't know.

I don't think he's
going to sing alone.

I think they got a little rock
and roll group worked up there.

- Hi, pop.

- Oh, uh, Rick, your mother
and I was just wondering,

have you figured out what
you're going to sing yet?

- Sing where?

- Well, on the television
program Saturday morning.

I think you probably need about
four or five numbers to fill

out 20 minutes, don't you?

- Well, I'm not going to
sing on the show, pop.

- Oh, I thought you told me that
it was arranged by the music

department.

- Yeah, it was arranged
by the music department,

but I'm just going
to be a panel member.

We're going to discuss
various types of music.

- Ah...

Well, holy smokes.

- I'm sorry if I gave you
the wrong impression, pop.

- Oh, no, I guess
it's my fault. I--

- Well, good night, mom.
Good night, pop.

- Good night, dear.

- Oh, uh, uh--

gee, a panel discussion?

I'm going to feel like a fool
when the whole crowd comes

over here for breakfast
Saturday morning,

and Rick's just sitting around
a table arguing for 20 minutes.

- Wait a minute, back up there.

- What do you mean "back up"?

- Well, back up to that
part about the whole crowd

coming over here for breakfast.

- Oh, well, while we
were playing poker,

I invited them over to our house
to watch Rick on television.

- Well, that's a fine
thing that'll get me up

about 5 o'clock in the morning.

- Well, I couldn't help it.

They tricked me into it.

Do you know their kids are
going to be on the show, too?

- How many people
are coming over here?

- Well, with the
wives, about 10.

- 10 people for breakfast?

- Hey, don't get excited.

We'll get out of it.

I'm pretty good at
getting out of things.

[door locking]

- Uh, uh, Harriet?

[door knocking]
Harriet?

[door knocking]
- Good night, dear.

Try getting out of there.

- Well, I just thought if you
didn't feel like getting up

that early tomorrow morning,
we wouldn't be upset

if you didn't come over.

Well, I figured as long as I was
the one who talked you into it,

I could talk you--

I-- I-- I could, uh,
let you off the hook.

Well, yes and no.

Uh, frankly, Harriet's cooking
hasn't been too good lately.

- What was that?

- Oh, oh, well, you're
a wonderful cook, dear.

I-- I-- I--

I say she's a--

that was Harriet--

I say she's a
wonderful cook, dear--

uh, Darb?

Darb?

Oh.

Oh, well, certainly
you're welcome.

Oh, yes.

Well, we'll see you over here
about 6:45 tomorrow morning

then.

OK, Darb.

That was the last of them.

Every darn one of them refused
my invitation, uh, not to come.

- Well, I told you
not to call them.

Now that I think
it over, it'll be

a lot of fun having the
gang over for breakfast.

- Well, maybe so, but who
wants to sit and watch

a panel discuss music?

- Especially after you've
told all your friends

Ricky's going to sing.

- Well, whoever laid
the show out probably

didn't realize how much help a
little entertainment would be.

- Well, maybe they didn't.

- Yeah, maybe it ought to be
pointed out to him by somebody.

- Just a second.

You're not planning on going
down there and being somebody?

- Oh, well, whatever
gave you that idea?

- You all ready to go, pop?

- Oh, yeah.
- Where are you going?

- Well, they're having
a dress rehearsal down

at the high school
tonight, so I thought

I'd run over there with Rick.

- Oh?

- Well, I'm just going
to help out in case

they have any trouble
getting an argument started.

- Come on, pop, we
don't want to be late.

I got to get up
early in the morning.

- What time you
want me to wake you?

- Oh, don't worry about me, mom.

You'll be busy enough
out in the kitchen.

- Besides, Dave can wake him up.

He's going fishing
tomorrow morning.

Good night.

- Ozzie.

- Well, don't worry.

We'll be home early.

- That's what I'm worried about.

- Oh, hi, Mr. Vincent.

- Oh, hi, Ricky.

Your group's over
there in the corner.

- Oh, thanks.
This is my father, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, how do you do?
- Nice to know you, Mr. Nelson.

Boy, am I glad to see you.

I wish more of the
parents had shown up.

- Oh.

- As you see, I can use
all the help I can get.

- Well, I'll be happy to
help out in any way I can.

In fact, I want to
talk to you about

the roundtable discussion.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.
- Oh, hiya, Micky.

- Mr. Benson?
- Excuse me.

What is it, Micky?
- Could you help me please?

I'm having trouble sawing
Miss Anderson in half.

- Well, Mr. Nelson
will be right over.

- Oh, thank you, Mr. Nelson.

- Do you know anything about
sawing a woman in half?

- Oh, well, I've just seen
it vaudeville a couple times.

- Oh, would you mind
helping Micky there?

- Oh.

- No, no, boys, you
got that rope too high!

- Miss Anderon's right
over here, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, how do you do?

Uh, oh.

How do you do, Miss Anderson?

- Oh, how do you do?

Can you help Micky
saw me in half?

- Well, I'll see if I can help.

That's the book of instructions
you've got there, isn't it?

- Yeah, I got it all
right up to this point,

but I lost the next page.

I was afraid to start
sawing until I found it.

- Well, yeah, that's,
uh, good, solid thinking.

- Well, I know the saw
is in the right place.

- No, no, wait, don't
start sawing yet.

- Oh, it's OK, Mr. Nelson.

I can't feel a thing.

- Well, it says it should be.

I wonder if you should
be stretched out

full length like--

I know there's
some trick to this.

- Yeah, that's on
the page I lost.

- Say, have you considered
doing card tricks?

- You mean while I'm
sawing her in half?

- No, uh, I meant instead.

- Oh, Mr. Nelson?

- Uh, pardon me.

Yeah?

- Would you mind helping
out with the drill team?

They're having a little trouble.

- Oh, well, what about Micky
sawing Miss Anderson in half?

[scream]
- Oh!

[giggling]

- Oh, it's OK, Miss
Anderson's ticklish.

- Oh.

- The drill team is over
in the west gymnasium,

just the other side
of the football field.

- Right shoulder, hut!

Forward march!

To the rear, march!

To the rear, march!

Oh, uh, Mr. Benson?

- Oh, yes?

- I wanted to talk to you about
Ricky in this music discussion.

- Why, certainly.

How are you making out
with the drill team?

- No!

No, uh, stop, boys!

Boys, come back!

Boys!

About face!

Oh, Mr. Benson?

- Oh, Mr. Nelson, did
you find the drill team?

- Yes, I did.

They were out on
the football field.

I stopped them on
the 20 yard line.

- That's good.
Why don't you sit down?

I want to talk to
you about Ricky.

- Oh, well, I've been wanting to
talk to you Ricky all evening.

- I've been listening to
the roundtable discussion

and frankly, I think
we'd better cut it out.

- Well, you mean
cut it out entirely?

- Yes, it's my fault.
I probably should

have realized that a
roundtable discussion would

be pretty dull.

- Oh, gee, I invited all--

- Well, I was thinking
it might be better

if we cut out the
discussion and had Ricky

and the boys do a couple
of rock and roll numbers.

- Oh, gee, that sounds great!

- Well, do you think he could
be ready by tomorrow morning?

- Oh, I'm sure he could.

Pardon me.

Ricky?

Rick?

- I'm over here, pop!

- Hey, wait a minute!

What the heck's going on here?

- Oh, it's OK.

Look at my feet.

- Oh!

Hello, Miss Anderson,
I didn't recognize you.

- We finally figured
out how to do it.

- Yeah!

Come on, Rick, once more.

- [SINGING] Well, all my
friends are boppin' the blues.

It must be going round.

All them cats are
boppin' the blues

and it must be going round.

I love you, baby, but
I must be rhythm-bound.

Well, the cat bug bit the man--

- No, no, no, that's not it.

"The cat bug bit me."

See, that's a good lyric, but
you can't understand the words.

- Gee, pop, I don't want to
sound like an elocutionist.

The important thing in
rock and roll is the beat.

- Well, I know, but
these are good lyrics.

Let's understand them.

Try it once more now.

- Gee, what time is it, pop?

- Oh, it's not late.

Come on, Rick, just just
go through it once more.

- [SINGING] Well, all my
friends are boppin' the blues.

It must be going round.

- That's it.

- [SINGING] All them cats are
boppin' the blues and it must

be going round.
- Get in a little smile.

You gotta smile.

- [SINGING] I love you, baby,
but I must be rhythm-bound.

Well, the cat bug bit me.

Man, I don't feel no pain.

Yeah, that jitterbug caught me.

Man, I don't feel no pain.

I still love you, baby,
but I'll never be the same.

[guitar playing]

- Uh, let's run the whole
routine through just once more

from the top, Rick.

Rick?

Rick, do you want to run the
whole routine through just once

more from the top?

- Oh, that's OK, pop.

- No, that's OK, pop.

- Go back to sleep, Dave.

You have to get up tomorrow
morning and go fishing.

[guitar playing]

I wonder if you ought to
put new strings on here.

Rick?

Rick, do you think you
ought to put new strings on?

It'd be very embarrassing to
break a string on television.

- Oh, they're OK, pop.

- Oh.

[guitar playing]

- Alarm clock?

- No, no.

No, uh, go back to sleep, Dave.

Gee, you'll never get
up in the morning.

[guitar playing]

- Uh, Rick, let's run the whole
thing through just once more

from the top, huh?

[guitar playing]

Rick?

Rick?

- Aren't you coming to
bed pretty soon, dear?

- Oh, I was just
sitting up with Rick.

The poor kid is all keyed up.

He can't seem to get to sleep.

Rick?

Rick?

- I don't see any point in
waking him up to ask him.

- Well, gee, Harriet, this
is a big opportunity for him.

He should run through the
whole routine once more.

- Oh, don't worry
about him, dear.

He'll do just fine.

- Good luck tomorrow, son.

[rooster crowing]

- Rick.

Come on, Rick, wake up.

- Oh, I don't think it
needs a new string, pop.

- Get up.

Get up.

- Is it morning already?

- Yeah, you're going to be
late for the television show.

- Oh, thanks.

- You sure you're awake?

- Yeah, I'm awake.

- OK, good luck.

- Thank you.

[applause]

- That's pretty darn good
for high school kids.

- Yeah, I think so.

[applause]

- And now for our next student.

Representing the physical
education department,

Joe Randolph Jr.

- Hey!

- That's our Joe, mother.

- Joe's going to demonstrate
how we do the rope climb.

- I think the kid looks
a little fat, doesn't he?

- Fat?

That's solid muscle.

- Oh, I was just kidding.
He looks great.

- Good luck, Joe.

- Thank you, Mr. Benson.

- On your mark, get set, go!

[applause]

- How do we know that he
went through to the top?

- Where else could he have gone?

- That was very good, very good.

- Going to get Harriet.

- We have a very fine chemistry
department in our school--

- Now, shh, quiet.

- --and here to demonstrate some
of the work is Pete Williams.

- I think he's got too much
makeup on, hasn't he, Doc?

- Eh, they have to do
that for television.

- Well, you better
tune it in now, mother.

He'll be on any minute.

The program is already on.

Then you must have it
tuned to the wrong station.

- Harriet.

- Does everybody have
plenty to eat out there?

- Yeah, but Rick's
coming on any minute.

- Oh, I don't want to miss him.

- Doc's boy is on now doing
his chemistry experiments.

- Ruth, did you see him?

Wasn't he wonderful?

No, he didn't look fat
on the screen over here.

[loud explosion]

[coughing]

- That was a very
good experiment, Pete.

[coughing]

Would somebody turn
on the fan, please?

Now our high school
is proud to present--

- Hey!

- Hey, now who did that?

- Oh, great.

Fine time for the
television set to go dead.

- Gee, maybe my daughter's on.

- Maybe it's Ricky.

What's the matter
with this darn thing?

- Well, maybe it's
the condenser.

- What's that?

- I don't know.

It's the thing the television
repairman charges me $12.50

to replace.
- No, that's all right.

That's all right.
Anybody got a screwdriver?

I could fix it.

- No, no, no, don't
fool around with it.

You're liable to
get electrocuted.

- Hey, here's your trouble.
Somebody kicked the plug out.

- Oh, well, plug it
in again quick, Doc.

[applause]

- That was wonderful,
just wonderful.

And now, we have something
that you're all going to enjoy.

- Drill team, right shoulder--

- Doggone, I bet
we missed Ricky.

- Probably my daughter.

- No, now, maybe we
didn't miss anything.

- Oh, I hope not.

I'd hate to miss Ricky.

- Well, somebody ought to
call the television station

and find out who was on.

- Well, I'm doing
that right now.

- Hello?

Could you tell me if my son
has been on yet, Ricky Nelson?

He hasn't?

Oh, good.

He hasn't been-- what?

Well, are you sure?

Holy smokes!

- What's the matter?

- He hasn't shown up
at the station yet.

They've been trying to reach
us and the line has been busy.

- Well, where could he be?

- Well, I don't know.

Dave-- Uh, Ricky!

Rick, come on, Rick, get up!
Come on!

- Where we going, David?

I'm awake.

- This is Ozzie, your father.
Come on, son.

The television show is on.

It's almost over.

Hurry up!

No, no, this way.

Down the stairs.

- The car's in the driveway
and the motor's running.

Good luck, dear.

- Thank you.

- And now, representing
our music department, three

of our talented
students: Ricky Nelson,

assisted by James
Kirkland, and James Burton.

Take it away, boys.

[applause]

- [SINGING] Well, all my
friends are boppin' the blues.

It must be going round.

All them cats are
boppin' the blues

and it must be going round.

I love you, baby, but
I must be rhythm-bound.

Well, the doctor told me,
boy, you don't need no pill.

Yeah, that doctor told me,
son, you don't need no pill.

Just a handful of nickels, the
jukebox will cure your ill.

Well, all my friends
are boppin' the blues

and it must going round.

All them cats are boppin'
the blues and it must be--

- Hey, he's really
great, Harriet.

- [SINGING] I love you, baby,
but I must be rhythm-bound.

Let's go, James.

[guitar solo]

- Oh, they really rock
and roll, those kids.

- [SINGING] Well, the
cat bug caught me.

Man, I don't feel no pain.

Yeah, that jitterbug caught me.

Man, I don't feel no pain.

I still love you, baby,
but I'll never be the same.

Rock, bop, rhythm and blues.

Rock, bop, rhythm
and blues, baby.

Rock, bop, rhythm and blues.

Rock, bop, rhythm and blues.

Rhythm and blues, it
must be going 'round.

[applause]

- Oh, he was just
wonderful, Harriet!

- Oh, thank you, Clara.

- Wait a minute.

Whose clothes was he wearing?

When he left, he
had his pajamas on.

- What, didn't you
recognize the coat?

- Nice going, James.

- That was fine, Rick.
- Oh, thank you very much.

- Fine, great, boy, just great.
- Thank you, sir.

- How'd you like it, pop?

- That was just great, fellas.

Now, can I have my
clothes back, Rick?

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