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- Be careful.

That's hot.

- Looks good.

- Come on, Rick.

Dinner's on the table.

- OK, Mom.

I'll be right there.

I'll pick you up at
7:30 tomorrow night.

Oh, sure, I'll be on time.

Well, I couldn't help it.

Everybody's late
once in a while, OK?

Swell.

I'll see you
tomorrow night, then.

By 8:30, for sure.

No, no, I'm just kidding.

Sure.

7:30 sharp, OK?

- Rick?

- All right, bye.

I'm coming, Mom.

- Your dinner's getting cold.

- Well, that's all right.

Boy, that Betty sure gets
unreasonable at times.

- Well, what's your problem?

- I just showed up a little
late for a date the other night,

and she's trying to
make a big federal case.

- Well, how late were you?

- About an hour.

- An hour?

How come you were so late?

- He stopped to comb his hair.

- I did not.

I stopped off at the
garage to get some gas.

- Well, that doesn't take long.

- No, but I had to get
the money from Pop first.

- She's lucky you
showed up at all.

- You should have phoned
her when you found out

you were going to be late.

- I suppose I should have.

I just didn't think about it.
- Your mother's right, Rick.

Try to be on time, but
if you can't, at least

you can usually phone.

This sure is a good dinner.

- Well, it would have been
if you'd gotten home on time.

- Well, it's good, anyway.

Besides, I phoned and
told you I'd be late.

- Oh, sure, from the corner
drugstore five minutes

before you got here.

- Well, what could I do?

All the phones on
the bus were busy.

- What happened with Betty?

Did you get everything
straightened out?

- Oh, yeah.

We've got a date
for tomorrow night.

- You know, Rick,
it's just possible

you really don't like this girl.

- Why do you say that?

- Well, it's a well-known
psychological fact that when

people are late for
something, it's usually

because subconsciously they
didn't want to go in the first

place.

- You mean you didn't want to
come home for dinner tonight?

- No, I don't mean
things like that.

I mean with Rick.

He probably wasn't too anxious
to go out with this girl.

- Oh, I don't think
it was that, Pop.

It's just that I kind of
lost track of the time.

- Well, that's what I mean.

See, you're probably
not as interested in her

as you think you are.

- Well, that's not
much of an excuse

for keeping the poor
girl waiting for an hour.

You know what might
be a nice idea?

Take her a box of
candy tomorrow night.

- Oh, Harriet.

That's so corny.

That candy and flower stuff
went out with high button shoes.

- Or at least that's your story.

- Please, let's
not get personal.

The main thing, Rick,
is try not to be late.

It's a waste of people's
time, and it's impolite.

Now, like tonight.

I'm supposed to meet Mr.
Randolph and Mr. Darby

at the bowling alley at
8:30, but just to make

sure I don't keep them waiting,
I'm going to get there at 8:15.

- Well, you'd better hurry.

It's 8:20 now.

- It's only 7:30.

Your watch must be wrong.

- Oh, really?

I must be fast.

- That's funny.

So am I.

- Hey, so am I.

- Holy smokes, my
watch is stopped.

Here it is, Pop.

- Oh, thank you very much.

I'll be home early.

- All right.

- Here, give this
to your mother.

- What's that?

- Forgot to duck.

- Would you mind phoning
the bowling alley

and tell them I'll be
a little late, please?

- Oz, all right!

- Pretty lucky.

Watch the old master go to work.

- I think that's my ball.

- No, I'm sorry.
This is mine.

See, O-N?

Those are my initials,
Ozzie Nelson.

- Those are my initials, too.

Olga Nordstrom.

- Oh, my golly.

You're right.

I'm terribly sorry.

I guess I must have been
using your ball all evening.

- And I must've
been using yours.

You know, I thought
it felt kind of light.

- Oh.

Go right ahead.

- Thank you.

[ball rolls]

[clattering]

- How about that?

- Three, Oz.

- What do you mean, three?

I haven't bowled a ball yet.

- She got three on your alley.

- Well, that's it.

You guys want to
roll another game?

- OK with me.

What time is it?

- 7:30.

- You're close, Oz.

It's 12:30.

- Oh.

- Watch must've stopped.

- Well, it's getting
kind of late.

Why don't we go home?
- Oh, come on.

Just one more game.

Give me a chance to
get even, will you?

- Well, I promised Harriet
I'd get home early tonight.

- I know, but one more
game-- that won't take long.

- Oz, he's right.

I'm afraid Clara
might be worried, too.

- I tell you what we could do.

We could phone the
girls and tell them

we'll be a little
late, that we're

going to roll another game.

- Yeah, that's an idea.
- Come on.

- OK.
You guys go ahead.

I'll just relax here.

- Aren't you going
to call Sally?

- No, I'm not.

I'd just wake her up.

Whenever I go out, she goes
to bed about 9 o'clock.

- Well, she may go
to bed, but I'll

bet she doesn't fall
asleep until you

come in the front door.

Besides, wives appreciate
little gestures like that.

- Ozzie's right, Darb.
You oughta phone her.

- Come on.
- OK.

Maybe you're right.

- Go ahead, Darb.

- Go ahead.

- Well, hello, dear.

Oh, gee, I'm sorry.

I woke her up.

Well, you go on back to sleep.

I just didn't want you to worry.

About me.

Aw.

Oh, gee.

That's a shame.

She banged her ankle getting
up to answer the phone.

No.

No, dear.

I won't be too late.

Just a minute.

What time is it, Oz?

- 7:30

- 7:30.

7:30?

I am not drunk.

- Well, honey, will you bring
some beer for the girls?

- Sally, I am too at
the bowling alley.

I don't know, some total
stranger passing by.

That's all.

Hello, dear?

Hello?

Hello?

She hung up.

- Oh, too bad.

- Go ahead, guys.
Call your wives.

I'll just get on with the game.

- Go ahead, Joe.

- No, you go ahead, Oz.

- Gee, I don't know.

We've had a lot of fun here.

Why don't we call it a night?

- Yeah, let's do that.

My arm is getting
kind of sore anyway.

- Come on, Darb.

- Wait, I got to get my coat.

- No, uh.

[music on television]

[explosion]

- Dang!

- Oh!

Now, that-- so, OK, dear, that--

- Oh, for goodness sakes.

- That was me.

That is, I didn't
blow up the mountain.

- What time is it?

- It's-- it's 7:30.

S-- oh.

Time to go to bed.

- Well, it's after 1 o'clock.

I must have fallen asleep
while I was waiting for you.

- Well, gee, you didn't
have to wait up for me.

What'd you do that for?

- Well, you said
you'd be home early.

What do you call early?

- I don't know what
you are worried about.

I was just bowling.

- Well, Ricky phoned.

- Oh, what did he want?

- Well, he wanted to tell
me he'd be a little late.

Evidently, he took
your lecture to heart.

- Oh.

Oh, well, that's good for him.

- David phoned, too, and you
weren't even lecturing to him.

- Well, I would have
phoned, but, gee,

I was afraid I'd wake you up.

- I wish you had.

I slept through
most of the picture.

- Well, you didn't miss much.

They blew up a mountain.

- Ginger Rogers
blew up a mountain?

- I don't know who blew it up.

It was a Western.

- How do you like that?

I slept through two pictures.

- Say, I'm sorry.

- How come all of
a sudden you don't

want to come home anymore?

- What do you mean I don't
want to come home anymore?

- Well, I'm just telling
you what you told Ricky.

- What do you mean
what I told Ricky?

- Well, subconsciously you
don't want to come home.

You were late for dinner,
and you're late now.

- OK.

I'll come home a half hour
early for dinner tomorrow night.

- Well, it's just
that when you say

you're going to come home
early and you don't show up,

I begin to worry.

You should have phoned.

- Well, I told you, I
didn't want to wake you up,

especially after Sally got so
mad when Darby woke her up.

- Oh, she was
probably just kidding.

You know Sally never gets mad.

[phone rings]

- Hello?

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, sure.

I guess so.

OK.

Well, yeah, come on over.

- Who was that?
- Darby.

Wanted to know if he could
sleep over here tonight.

- Well, you just about
missed breakfast.

We stop serving
in eight minutes.

- I'm sorry.

I overslept.

Darn Darby never did
show up last night.

I waited up for him until 3:30.

- Well, you didn't really
think he would, did you?

- Well, I think
he could've phoned

when he changed his mind.

- Oh, well now you
know how I felt.

- Oh, come on, Harriet.

It's a new day.

- OK, just tell me one thing.

What time will you be
home for dinner tonight?

- I'll be home at 6:30,
absolutely, positively,

and definitely.

You can count on it.

- Why don't we make it 7
o'clock, just to be safe?

- I tell you what--

I tell you, I'll
be home at 6:30.

I'm going to take the early bus.
- OK.

And when you miss it,
don't forget to phone.

- Do you happen to know if
the 6:00 bus has left yet?

- Oh, I imagine so.

It's about 10 after.

- My watch must've
stopped again.

Boy, if I'm late
for dinner tonight,

my wife's going to shoot me.

- She'll probably get over it.
- Oh, I don't know.

I was late for
dinner last night,

and I came home
late from bowling.

I told her I'd be on
time tonight for sure.

I'd better phone her.

- Sounds like a good idea.

- Pardon me.

I owe a little more here.

Do you happen to have
change for a $20?

- I think so.

- Hate to bother you like this.

- That's OK.

15, 16, 17, 18, 19.

I might have some
change right here.

[counts]

Just make it.

- Thanks a million.

Thanks again.

- Do you happen to
have change for a $20?

- Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I don't have.

Maybe they have it
at the cigar stand.

- Uh, pardon me.

Could you give me
change for a $20?

- Yes, I guess I can do that.

Well, I, uh, I have
it out in back here.

- Oh, say, never mind.

- That's OK.

- No, no, here comes my bus.

Uh, hold, please.

Hold it.

- Here we are.

- Hold it.

- 10, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19,
and the dollar in change.

That's $20.

Can we do anything else for you?

- Well, thanks very much.

Boy, my wife will
really shoot me now.

- Hey.

Hey, Darb.

- Hi, Oz.

I didn't see you standing there.

So you know, I've
been wondering how

you felt about that little
phone call last night.

I didn't really
mean that, you know.

I was just trying to kid Sally.

- Well, gee, why didn't
you call me up and tell me?

I waited for you till 3:30.

- Oh, gee, I'm sorry,
but I thought it'd

be kind of a funny little joke.

- Oh, gee, not to me, it wasn't.

- Tell you the
truth, Sally didn't

seem to think it was
very funny, either.

You know, she seems to be losing
her sense of humor lately.

- What've you got
there, a peace offering?

- Well, yeah, I thought
I'd take these home to her.

She was still a little
upset this morning.

- Didn't speak to you
at breakfast, huh?

- She didn't fix any breakfast.

She said she thought I'd had my
breakfast at the bowling alley.

- That's pretty funny.

I thought you said she'd
lost her sense of humor.

- Well, I suppose that all
depends on how you look at it.

- Uh, don't you think these
flowers are kind of obvious?

- No, I don't.
You know how women are.

They love flowers.

- Well, I know,
but she's probably

forgotten all about
last night by now,

and this'll just start
it all over again.

- That's not the point, Oz.

I got tied up at the office.

I'm a half hour late for dinner.

- Oh.

Gee, I'm late, too.

I'll phone Harriet.

Hey, uh, you'd
better phone Sally.

- Oh, no.

That's what you told
me to do last night.

- Well, that's-- you
woke her up last night,

but she isn't asleep now.

Yeah, go ahead.

I'll hold the flowers.

- OK, but I got a feeling I'm
making the same mistake again.

- Oh, uh, will you ask
Sally to phone Harriet

and tell her I'll be a little
late for dinner, too, please?

- OK, Ozzie.

This is all getting
complicated again.

I'm going to eat
dinner downtown.

Sally was having
a cheese souffle,

and it caved in 10 minutes ago
because I wasn't home on time.

- Oh.

Did you ask her
to phone Harriet?

- I didn't get a chance to.

Hey, uh, your flowers.

- Give 'em to Harriet.

- Hey, the bus!
Bus!

Bus!

- [sneezes]

- Bless you.

- [sneezes]

- Oh, bless you.

Hi, Joe.

- Hi, Oz.

- Doggone it.

Why didn't I think of that?
- Think of what?

- Flowers.

I should have bought
some for Clara.

It would have helped
get me off the hook

for being late last night.

- Oh.

Well, if it makes you feel any
better, I didn't buy these.

- Where'd you get them?

- I got them from Darb.

He bought them for Sally, and--

Well, it's kind of a
long story, but he's not

going home for dinner,
so he gave them to me

to get to Harriet.

- I sure hope Clara
doesn't find out.

- Find out about what?

- About you giving the
flowers to Harriet.

Say, I have an idea.

You mind if I tell Clara
that Darb gave them to you?

Then she won't be so mad at me.

- I don't know what you're
making such a big deal out

of it for.

Hey, why don't you take
them and give them to Clara?

- Oh, no, I couldn't
do that, Oz.

- Well, sure, go ahead.

Harriet doesn't particularly
care about flowers.

Go ahead.
Give them to Clara.

- Oh, gee.

Thanks, old boy.

You're a real pal.

- Hi, everybody.

Here I am at last.
- Hi, Pop.

- Hi, Pop.

- Oh, I'm glad you
went ahead with dinner.

I'm sorry I'm late, but the
darnedest bunch of things

happened.

First my watch stopped
again, and then I

wanted to phone you--

Oh, good evening, dear--

phone you, so I had
to get some change.

And I went to the man at
the cigar stand there,

and I missed two buses
while I was waiting

for him to get the change.

And then I missed another bus
while I was standing there

with the flowers.

- Oh, you brought me flowers?

How nice.

Where are they?

- I just can't keep a
secret from you, can I?

Uh, the, uh, the, uh, flowers
are-- they're outside.

- What are they doing outside?

- Oh, well, I, uh,
just, uh, wait here.

Uh, go ahead.

- Joe?

- Now, now, honey,
no fair peeking.

- Oh, this is so exciting.

- What happened to them?

- What happened to what?

- The flowers.

It was a surprise.

I brought you a beautiful
bouquet of flowers,

and I left them right
here on the table.

- If this is your
idea of a big joke,

I don't think it's very funny.

- Well, it's not a joke.

- What's the idea of
bringing me flowers, anyway?

- Wait a minute.

Did you open this door?

- Of course not.

You probably left the door
open when you came in.

- I distinctly
remember closing it.

And I think I know what
happened to the flowers.

I'll be right back.

- Here.
Is that big enough?

- Oh, yeah.
That's just fine.

They're gone!

- They're what?

- Well, the flowers.

They're gone.

I put them right here
on the coffee table.

- Oh, really?

- Harriet, I had a
whole bouquet of flowers

right here on the coffee table.

I think I have a pretty
good idea who stole them.

Harriet.
Harriet!

- Come on in and
eat your dinner.

We can play games later.

- I'm not playing games.

Harriet!

- Oh, they're lovely, dear.

- Oh, thank you, dear.

I thought you'd like them.

- I just can't get over
that you haven't bought me

flowers in 10 years.

- Well, I thought
it was almost time.

- Are you sure you went
bowling last night?

- Well, of course I did.

What makes you think I didn't?

- Because you haven't bought
me flowers in 10 years.

- But I did.

I was talking to Oz coming
home on the bus tonight.

I said, you know, it was pretty
thoughtless of me to come home

late last night.

I think it's only fair that
I give these flowers to Clara

to show her how sorry I am.

- Joe?
- Oh.

Uh, hi, Oz.

- Oh, I see you've already
given her the flowers.

- Yes.

Oz, old boy, you're--
you're just in time.

Clara seems to be a
little suspicious.

Will you please tell her how
come I gave her the flowers?

- Oh, well, see,
I got on the bus,

and I had these
flowers with me--

- No, no, I don't mean.

I mean about bowling last night.

You know how upset I
was about being late.

- Oh, oh, he was very upset,
and-- and he mentioned how much

you like flowers.

- So he talked you
into giving him

the flowers you
bought for Harriet.

- Oh.

No, no, no, don't
jump to conclusions.

- You see what I'm up against?

- As a matter of fact, I didn't
buy the flowers for Harriet.

I was bringing them
home to Harriet,

but Darby bought them for
Sally, and he gave them to me.

- What's wrong with them?

- There's-- there's
nothing wrong with them.

- Darling, excuse
me, will you, please?

Ozzie, why don't you
give these to Harriet?

I'll give Clara some
nice fresh ones.

- Oh, thank you.
- Clara.

Clara.

Where are you going, honey?

- Hey, Oz.

Oh, boy, I'm glad I caught you
before you went in the house.

Thanks for bringing
these home for me.

- What?

- I phoned Sally
again and apologized.

Everything's all
straightened out.

- Thanks, boy.

- Wha-- Harriet, I have
something to explain to you.

- What about?

- Well, about the flowers.

[phone rings]

Hello.

- Hi, Oz.

This is Joe.

I thought you might be
worried about Clara and me.

Everything's all right.

She said she knew I was
crazy when she married me.

- Oh, I didn't say
any such thing.

- Oh.

Oh, well, I'm-- I'm glad to
hear everything's worked out OK.

So long, Joe.

- What's this about the flowers?

Where are they?

- Oh, well, I might as well
start at the beginning.

- Hey, Pop.
Here they are.

I thought I'd bring
them in for you.

- Oh, uh, thanks, Rick.

- Oh, they're just beautiful.

Thank you, dear.

- Oh.

- You didn't have to do
this, but I'm glad you did.

- Oh.

- I'll get a vase and
put them in some water.

- Oh.

Water.

I'll get you a glass, Pops.

- No, no.

- Looks like you need some.

- Where did you get the flowers?

- I had them out my car.

Remember Mom suggested I
buy some flowers for Betty

to straighten
myself out with her?

I was going to give
them to her tonight.

- Oh, well, I'll give
you the money for them.

- Oh, no, that's OK, Pop.

I charged them to you anyway.

- Oh.

Well, uh, what about Betty?

- Well, I was talking to
her on the phone tonight,

and I happened to mention
about buying the flowers.

She said not to bring them
over, that she had hay fever.

So I'm going to buy
her some candy instead.

- Oh, well, gee, isn't this
a little early for hay fever?

- Some guy got on the bus today
with a bouquet of flowers,

and it started.

- Gee.

Thanks a lot, son.

- It's OK.

Any time at all, Dad.

- Don't they look lovely, dear?

- Oh, yes, they certainly do.

- Oh, say, by the way, you
had a phone call earlier

this evening, a Miss Nordstrom.

- Miss Nordstrom?

- Yes, Olga Nordstrom.

She said she'd meet you at the
bowling alley again next week.

- Meet me?

- Yeah, it seems you took
her bowling ball by mistake.

- Oh.
Oh, yes.

That's it.

You see, our initials are the
same, Ozzie Nordstrom and--

Oz-- Olga Nelson--

- That's all right, dear.

I understand.

And the flowers are beautiful.

- Oh, thank you.

- [sneezes]

- Bless you, dear,
in-- in so many ways.

And, uh, now, don't
I rate some dinner?

- Oh, why yes, certainly.

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