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America's favorite
family, the Nelsons:

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

They like to go places,
enjoy happy times together.

And like most of us, they
enjoy these moments over

again in pictures.

Often, they send snapshots
to their friends.

That's an idea you can follow.

With every letter
you write, why not

send along two or
three recent pictures?

What better way to keep
your family close together

even when you're miles apart?

They're the next best
thing to a personal visit.

To keep your family
news up-to-date,

why not take some
pictures this weekend?

Make a note right now
to pick up a roll or two

of dependable Kodak film, the
film in the familiar yellow

box.

And now, Kodak invites you
to enjoy "The Adventures

of Ozzie and Harriet."

- Boy, it feels good
to get in the house.

- You're not kidding.

It's sure getting cold out.

- Hi, Mom, Pop.
- Oh, hi, Rick.

- Hello, dear.
- How was the play?

- Wonderful.

- Terrible.

- I guess I
shouldn't have asked.

There's some hot chocolate
out in the kitchen.

- Oh, good.
That's just what I need.

- Me, too.

Hope I can get to sleep tonight.

For some reason, I'm
not sleepy at all.

- For some reason?

For a darn good reason.

You slept all
through the last act.

- That was in self-defense.

It was the worst play
I ever saw in my life.

- I liked it.

- Well, I didn't.

I don't like a play
unless I can believe it.

And I thought that was
completely unbelievable.

- In what way?

- Well, for one thing,
how can a woman just

disappear in her own house?

Harriet?

Harriet, where are you?

- I just disappeared
into my own dining room.

- Oh.

[chuckles]

- I don't think you should
be too critical, anyway.

After all, it's just
an amateur group.

- Well, I think the
acting was fine.

It's the story
I'm talking about.

is one series of
coincidences after another.

I like things you can believe.

- Well, so do I, but I thought
this one was true to life.

- Well, they had live people
walking around the stage,

if that's what you mean.

- No, no, wait a minute.

I'm not even sure about that.

The guy who played the
butler looked like a cadaver,

if ever I saw one.

- Oh, Mrs. Brewster
told me about that.

The man got there late,
and they didn't have time

to put any makeup on him.

The trouble with you
is you're too critical.

- Well, gee, if they're
going to put on a play,

they ought to put on a good one.

This was one coincidence
after another.

All three of these guys just
happen to be named George.

They all ordered
chicken sandwiches.

And each one of the waitresses
happened to be named Helen.

- Well, if that
wasn't true, there

wouldn't have been any story.

- Well, that's just
what I'm talking about.

It's too much of a coincidence.

- Do I smell hot chocolate?

- Oh, hiya, Dave.
- You sure do.

Do you want some?

- Yeah, it's cold outside.

I was hoping somebody would
make some hot chocolate.

- Well, now there's
a coincidence.

- [chuckles] Some coincidence.

- What's this?

- Oh, it's just a wind-up of a
little discussion your mother

and I have been having.

- How was the play?

- Well, there seems to be a
slight difference of opinion

on that, Dave.

- In that case, I'll
withdraw the question.

- Do you have a date tonight?

- No, I just went
over to Don's house.

I have a date tomorrow
night, though.

And guess what the
girl's name is?

- What?

- Harriet.

- There, how's that
for a coincidence?

- [chuckles] Are you
kidding, Harriet?

I wonder how many
thousands of girls

there are in the United
States named Harriet.

- Well, I think
it's a coincidence.

Where are you taking here, Dave?

- Well, don't laugh now.

To a piano recital.

- Wow.

- Well, that sounds very nice.

- Actually, I'm combining
business with pleasure.

It's for extra credit for my
music appreciation course.

Thanks a lot, Mom.
- Want some more?

- No, I'm going to go up to bed.
Good night.

- Night, dear.
- Good night, Pop.

- Good night, Pop.

- Pretty classy, huh?

Music recital.

- Hey, there's
another coincidence.

You took me to a piano
recital on our first date.

- Piano recital?

Oh, I know what you're talking--

No, Harriet, that wasn't
a real piano recital.

That was just a
little church affair.

Professor Hubbenreiser's
pupils showing their parents

and friends what they'd
learned during the past year.

Don't you remember
my little cousin gave

his rendition of "The Storm"?

And that wasn't our
first date, anyway.

That was about our third date.

- Well, it's not very important,
but it was our first date.

- No, no, no, it
was our third date.

- You may be right at that.

I guess it was our third date.

- You know, I think
I will have some more

of that hot chocolate,
if you don't mind.

- OK, dear, I'll
get you a clean cup.

- Isn't that kind of
a dirty trick, Dave?

Taking a girl to a piano
recital on your first date?

- Well, this isn't
our first day, Pop.

Let's see, we went
to the movies...

This is our third date.

- Now there's a coincidence.

[music playing]

- Ozzie, wake up.

- What time is it?

- It's time to get up.

Guess what?

Where do you suppose they
went on their second date?

- What are you talking about?

- David and Harriet,
his new girl.

Where do you think they
went on their second date?

- Well, I don't know.

What about it?

- They went to an
amusement park.

- Well, good for them.

- Well, we went to an amusement
park on our second date, too.

Don't you see what a
coincidence this is?

- And you mean you woke
me up to tell me that?

- Well, no, not entirely.

Breakfast is ready.

But I do think it's an
interesting coincidence.

- Oh, Harriet, there
must be thousands

of girls named Harriet
who went to an amusement

park on their second date
and to a piano recital

on their third date.

- Well, I don't know.

It sounds to me like
history repeating itself.

- Gosh, David, it's just
a big waste of money.

- OK, it's my money.

- Hiya, Pop.

- Rick, what's the big beef?

- Well, David's only known
this girl a couple of weeks,

and he's going to go out and
buy her a big bottle of perfume

for her birthday.

- Let him do what he wants.

- Well, yeah, sure, it's
his money and his girl.

- I just thought I'd
give him the benefit

of my experience, that's all.

- Hey, wait a second.

I just remembered something.

Your chain of
coincidences is broken

because I remember
on your birthday,

I bought you a big box of candy.

I remember it very well because
I got sick eating the candy.

- Well, you can't expect every
little thing to be the same.

- Is breakfast
almost ready, Mom?

I'm starved.

- Oh, just a couple
of minutes, Dave.

- Uh, Dave, uh, what's
this about your buying

your new girl a big bottle
of perfume for her birthday?

- Well, I was, but I
think Ricky's right.

I'll just get her a
box of candy instead.

- Oh, well--

- Did you say something, dear?

- No.

[music playing]

Hi, Doc.

- Well, Oz.

- This is a coincidence.

- A coincidence?

- Yeah, it's amazing.

I was downtown, and
all of a sudden I

happened to find myself
in the medical building.

So I walked down the
hallway, turned to the left,

then I happened to
walk in the office

two doors down on the
right, and I find you here.

- Well, how about that?

And my office has only
been here for 14 years.

- [chuckles] But you must
admit, you're usually not here

on Saturday afternoon.

- Yeah, you were
lucky to find me.

A lot of people
would have noticed

that the blinds were
drawn in the outer office

and that my nurse wasn't here
and figured the doctor was out,

or that he was in here trying
to catch up on some work.

- Oh, no, you can't get
rid of me that easily.

- I thought I'd try anyway.

What's on your mind, Oz?

- Oh, nothing important.

Go right ahead with whatever
it is you're doing there, Doc.

- OK.

- [humming]

- Please, Oz.

That's my wife.

- Oh!

[chuckles] I'm sorry, Doc.

Go ahead.

Don't let me bother you.

I'll just kind of browse
around here a little.

Hey, Doc, here's an idea
that's liable to revolutionize

the entire medical profession.

Self-service.

- Self-service?

- Yeah.

See, a patient
just comes in here

and gets one of
these little carts,

walks along, picks up a
couple of swab sticks,

and, uh, tongue depressors,
moves down the aisle,

spies some pills that happen to
strike his fancy, takes those.

- Say, why don't you take my
diploma while you're at it?

- [chuckles] Well,
that's not necessary.

Then he moves over
here to the bookshelf.

- What are you looking for, Oz?

- I thought if I could
find a psychology book,

there might be something
in it on coincidences.

- OK, Oz, tell me your story.

- Oh, would you really
like to hear it?

- Do I have a choice?

- Uh, no.

- OK, go ahead.

- Well, to make a
long story short--

- Yes, please do.

- See, David has been going
out with a girl named Harriet.

- So what?

You married a girl named
Harriet, and got the best

of the bargain, I might add.

- OK.

Now listen to this.

The first gift I bought
Harriet was a box of candy;

the same with David.

The second date I
took Harriet on,

we went to an amusement
park; the same with David.

The third date, he's taking
her to a piano recital,

and that's where I took
Harriet on our third date.

- So what?

That's sort of a normal pattern.

- No, no, no, no,
now wait a minute.

On my next date with Harriet,
she came over to our house

for dinner, but she had to
break the date after that

to go out of town, so I dated
this good-looking friend

of hers.

- This is getting
real interesting.

Should I close the door?

- No, no, no, listen.

The thing is, I never told
Harriet about the other date.

I just didn't think
it was necessary.

- I'd better close the door.

- Will you sit still and
let me tell you this?

Now, if this pattern of
coincidences continues,

David will invite his girl
over to our house for dinner,

then she'll be
called out of town

and have to break
their next date.

And if it continues
in the same pattern,

he'll take out another
girl, and then Harriet

will automatically assume
that that's just what I did.

She'll be right,
of course, and I'll

have a lot of explaining to do.

- Say, this is
pretty interesting

in a ridiculous sort of way.

- What do you think
I ought to do?

And I'm asking you not as
a doctor, but as a friend.

What are you doing?

- Getting some candy.

You mentioned candy,
it made me hungry.

Want some?

- No, thanks.

Come on, what do you
think I ought to do?

- Well.

I don't know.

- It just wouldn't make
any sense for Harriet

to find out about the other
girl after all these years.

See, she figures I never
went out with anybody else

after I met her.

- Why did you?

- Well, it was really
her fault. We had a date,

but she broke it because she
had to go out of town to visit

an old friend, a
friend of the family's.

- Well, if you want my opinion,
this string of coincidences

has just about run itself out.

It would be too much
of a coincidence

to expect it to go any further.

- That's exactly what I figure.

- You don't have a
thing to worry about.

- Well, thanks, Doc.

I just wanted you to
corroborate my thinking.

- Unless, of course, David
invites the girl over

to your house for dinner.

[music playing]

- Well, I'm on my way.

Don't get sick eating the candy.

- Who told you?

- What?

- Uh, oh.

Nothing.

- You look very nice, Dave.

- Oh, thanks, Mom.

- You're positively
irresistible.

- What's that mean?

- It means you're wearing
too much aftershave lotion.

- Don't you believe him, Dave.

You smell real nice.

You look very sharp, too.

- Oh, thanks, Pop.

I'm going out with a
sharp-looking girl.

- Hey, you must be
getting serious.

This is three dates
in a row, isn't it?

- Four.

I've got a date with
her tomorrow night, too.

- Oh, uh, where are you
going tomorrow night, Dave?

- To dinner.

- You mean out to
dinner, don't you?

- Yeah, I thought I'd
take her to a restaurant.

- Yeah, that's a good idea.

It's a lot better than bringing
her over here to dinner.

- I don't see why.

- What I meant
was it wouldn't be

any fun for her to have
dinner with us old folks.

- Who's old?

- Yeah, who's old?

- I didn't mean old in that way.

I meant-- Well, have
a good time, Dave.

- Look, Dave, if you want to
bring her over here for dinner,

you know you can.

In fact, I'd like to meet her.

- Harriet, I told
you, the girl doesn't

want to come over here and
have dinner with us old folks.

- Who's old?

- Yeah, who's old?

- Oh, gee, aren't
you late, Dave?

- No.

As a matter of fact,
I'm a little early, Pop.

- Oh, I mean, you don't
want to miss the bus.

- Oh, I'm driving my car.

- Well, have a good time.

We'll see you later.

- Hey, why don't you bring
her over here to dinner, Dave?

I'd kind of like to
get a look at her, too.

- Rick, I thought you
were watching television.

- Oh, yeah.

- You know, I've
been thinking, I

had to ask you
for a little money

so I could take
Harriet out tonight.

And if I take her out
tomorrow night, I'll

have to float another loan.

- Oh, that's OK, son.

Your credit's good with me.

How much do you need?

- I'll take a five.

- No, Rick, I was
talking to Dave.

- I was thinking of
taking your suggestion.

- My suggestion?

- Yeah, and bring her over
here for dinner tomorrow night.

- With the old folks.

- Besides, I'd like
to have you meet her.

- Well, that'll be fine, dear.
- Oh, swell.

I'll see you later then.
Good night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Oh.

- It sounded to me like
you didn't want Dave's girl

to come over here for dinner.

- Well, no, it wasn't that.

It's just that I didn't think
she'd enjoy having dinner with,

uh...

- If you say "old folks"
again, I'll crown you.

- No, it wasn't that.

- I remember how
I looked forward

to having dinner at your house.

Wait a second.

If I remember
correctly, I had dinner

at your house our fourth date.

- You did?

- Yeah.

- Oh.

Isn't that a coincidence?

[music playing]

- You sure are a good
cook, Mrs. Nelson.

This was a wonderful dinner.

- Well, thank you, Harriet.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

- Oh, may I have the
cream, please, Harriet?

- I don't have it, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, I meant Mrs.
Nelson Harriet.

- Here you are, dear.

It's a little confusing
having two Harriets.

- Yes, isn't it a
coincidence that my name

should be the same as yours?

It's the first time
I've liked my own name.

- Well, thank you.

Has David told you about
all the other coincidences?

- No, he hasn't.

- Oh, well, I'm sure
Harriet wouldn't

be interested in that, Harriet.

- Oh, sure I would.

I'd love to hear
about it, Mr. Nelson.

- Well, it's the
strangest thing.

- Ricky.

- Well, Harriet
said "Mr. Nelson."

- I think she meant your father.

- What's this about
the coincidences,

Mr Nelson, senior?

- It's just that it seems
everything you and Dave are

doing runs parallel
to things Mrs. Nelson

and I did when we first met.

- Well, isn't that interesting?

- It's really been amazing.

I think I'll clear these
dishes off the table.

- I'll help you, Mrs. Nelson.
- Oh, no, no, please don't.

- Oh, sure, I do them
all alone at home.

- In that case, why
don't we gentlemen

retire to the library
for cigars and Brandy?

- [chuckles]

- I think you'd better
retire to your room

and get some of that homework
done before it catches up

with you over the weekend.

- That's the story of my life.

Well, it's been charming,
Mr Nelsons and Harriets.

- Thank you.

- She's a very nice girl, Dave.

- Oh, thanks, Pop.

I think she is.

- Uh, do you have a date
with her over the weekend?

- Well, I did have.

- Oh?

What do you mean you did have?

- Well, she had to break it.

- Oh, gee, that's a shame.

Why did she have to break it?

Did she give any reason?

- She has to go out of town,
something about an old friend

of the family's.

- This is uncanny.

- Gee, Pop, don't get so upset.

It isn't that serious.

I practically just met the girl.

- Well, no-- uh, what are you
going to do while she's out

of town?

- Oh, I thought I'd just
stay home and study.

I have a lot of
homework I can finish.

- That's a good idea, Dave.

You do that.

Stay home and study, see,
and then there's no chance--

I mean, uh, that's
a good idea, Dave.

You stay home and study, son.

[music playing]

- Hello, dear.

- Oh, hi.

- Where you've been?

- Oh, I just went downtown
for a little while.

- I'm afraid I'm running a
little bit behind schedule.

I've spent the last hour talking
to Clara on the telephone.

- Oh.

Did she have anything
important to say?

- No, I'm afraid I did
most of the talking.

I was telling her about
the string of coincidences.

- Oh, Harriet, what did you
have to tell her about that for?

- Well, you've got to admit,
it's pretty interesting.

In fact, it's almost uncanny.

- What's so uncanny about it?

Just because David's going
out with a girl named Harriet,

and they happened to go
to an amusement park,

and then to a piano
recital, the same as we did.

- Go on.

- Well, OK, then he brought
her over here to dinner.

- Just like you did.

- Well, what's so
remarkable about that?

- Well, you left something out.

- Oh, uh, you mean about her
breaking the date with him

the same as you did with me?

- No, I meant about
giving her the candy.

What's this about
breaking a date?

- Oh, I thought you
knew about that.

- Well, no, but I
should have guessed.

Ozzie, this is getting
positively scary.

Don't you remember?

I had to break our date
because I had to go out of town

and meet an old
friend of the family,

and you got kind of mad.

- I didn't get mad.

- Oh, but you do remember?

- Well, just vaguely.

For goodness sakes, dear, you're
making so much out of this.

- How can I make
so much out of it?

It's fantastic.

I'll bet you I know what
David's going to do tonight.

- What?

- Whatever you did.

What did you do that
weekend I went out of town?

- Well, I-- [stammering]
I told you--

Say, by golly, you're right.

It is following
the same pattern.

David's going to stay
home and study tonight.

- Are you sure?

- Well, yeah, he
told me so himself.

[phone ringing]

How about that?

Like father, like son.

- Hello?

Oh, hello, Dave.

Oh, then you won't
be home for dinner?

Oh.

Well, OK, dear.

Bye.

- Is something the matter?

- Well, I don't know.

It's got to follow the same
pattern, it has up till now.

- Oh, Harriet, don't
be so superstitious.

- Are you sure you
stayed home and studied?

- What a ridiculous question.

Just because David's
changed his mind

and he's taking a
girl to the movies--

Is that what he said?

- Is that what you did?

- Come on, Harriet,
what did David say?

- Well, he's not going to
come home and study tonight.

He's going to study
down at the library.

- Oh!

- But you told me you
stayed home and studied.

Are you sure you didn't study
at the library that night?

- Well, now, by
golly, Harriet, it's

possible you may
be right at that.

[music playing]

- Pardon me.

Is this seat taken?

- No.

- Is it all right
if I sit down here?

- Sure, go right ahead.

- Are you doing a book report?

- Not exactly.

It's a term paper.

- I don't know why, I
always put these things off

till the last minute.

- Well, that's the way it goes.

- Say, you look very familiar.

Is your name David Nelson?

- Well, yes, it is.

- I thought so.

My name is Jackie Peterson.

You probably don't
remember me, but I met you

at a basketball game last year.

- Oh.

Well, it's nice
to see you again.

- There aren't very many
people here tonight, are there?

- Well, no.

You know, Saturday night, most
everybody's out some place.

I guess the library is hardly
the most popular spot in town.

- Do you always study
on Saturday nights?

- No, I usually go out.

I had a date for tonight, but
this girl I was going out with

had to go out of town.

- Oh, that's a shame.

Are you engaged or something?

- No, not actually.

We've been going out together
since I met her, though.

- Oh, that's nice.

Say, I'm afraid I'm
keeping you from your work.

- Oh, that's OK.

I don't have to get this
in for a couple of weeks.

What are you reading there?

- Oh, it's an
agricultural survey.

- Oh.

Are you interested in that?

- Oh, no.

I just happened to
see it on the table

and thought I'd
browse through it.

- Say, you wouldn't
by any chance

be interested in
going to a show?

- Oh, I'd love to.

- Let's go.

[music playing]

- Wait a minute.

I want to get some popcorn.

- Do you know when
the feature starts?

- In a couple of minutes, sir.

- Oh, thanks.

Uh, why don't we wait, Harriet?

We'll get better seats.

- OK.

- Mm.

- [chuckles]

- Oh, on second thought,
uh, let's go in now.

- No, let's stay out here
and finish our popcorn.

- We can finish it inside.

- OK.

- Hey, Mom, Pop!
It's my mother and father.

- Oh, how nice.
- Oh.

- Dave!

- Dave.

What are you doing here, son?

You're supposed to be studying.

- Well, I changed my mind.

Mom, Pop, this is
Jackie Peterson.

- How do you do?

- How do you do?
What happened?

- Well, I was over
at the library when

who should walk in
but Jackie here,

so we decided it might be more
fun to come to the movies.

I could study tomorrow night.
- Oh.

- You're going to see the show?

- Well, yes, we are, dear,
but you go right ahead.

We want to finish our popcorn.
- It's nice to have met you.

- Thank you.
Bye.

- See you later.
- OK.

Ah, how about that?

Come on, dear, the
feature's starting.

- You mean you've been carrying
this deep, dark secret around

with you all these years?

- There was nothing
secret about it.

I just didn't think it was
important enough to mention,

that's all.

And if you must
know, it was kind

of a dull,
uninteresting evening.

The girl was rather
attractive, but definitely

on the dull side.

- I know it.

- What do you mean you know it?

- She was a friend of mine.

I arranged it to keep you out
of circulation till I got back.

- I thought it was funny that
a girl should call me up out

of a clear blue sky like
that and introduce herself.

What was the matter,
didn't you trust me?

- Well, of course not.

Who could possibly trust a man
with a raccoon coat, a ukulele,

and a kazoo?

- Hi, Mom, Pop.

- Oh, hi, Dave.

- Oh, hi, Dave.

You're home early, aren't you?

- Yeah.

Jackie's a nice girl,
but she's kind of dull.

- Oh, that's interesting.

Uh, she isn't by any chance
a friend of your girlfriend

Harriet's, is she?

- Well, yeah.

- Well, that's a coincidence.

- How did you know?

- Oh, uh, call it a stab
in the dark, a lucky guess.

- I'll tell you something
else I found out.

Jackie just didn't walk into
the library by accident.

Harriet planned the whole thing.

- Well, sure, that figures.

- Well, that just proves
she likes you, David.

She wanted to keep
you out of circulation

till she got back to town.

- Oh, I'm not so sure.

I found out something else.

You know why she
went out of town?

She went to a college prom.

- She did, did she?

- Well, sure, she did.

You see, she'd known
this boy for a long time.

Their families were friends.

And when he asked her
to go to the prom,

she didn't want to hurt his
feelings, but I was afraid

you might not--

I mean, she was
afraid to tell you

for fear you might
not understand.

But believe me, David,
she's counting the hours

till she'll be back in
town and seeing you again.

I'm sure of it.

- Gee, Mom, how do
you know all that?

- Well, Dave, your mother is
a pretty remarkable woman.

Not only that, she has an old
ouija board up in the attic.

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[ending theme]

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