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of Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family--

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky--

with Don DeFore as Thorny.

- Oh, hiya, Dave.

- Hiya, Pop.

Oh, hold on, Pop,
don't hang it up yet.

- What's this?

- I'd kind of like to borrow
it, if you don't mind.

- Oh, help yourself, son.

- Hey, Pop, can I borrow that?
Thanks.

- Hey, wait a minute.
Pop said I could borrow it.

- I want to wear it.

- Easy on the coat, boys.

Look, I just told Dave
he could wear it, Rick.

- Oh.
Can I borrow the tie, then?

- Sure.

- I want to borrow the tie.

- You have the coat.

Let me borrow the tie.

- Look, the tie
goes with the coat.

- Uh, not necessarily, Dave.

You have the coat.

Let Ricky borrow the tie.

- Thanks, Pop.

- Is anybody
interested in my shirt?

- No, thanks.

I already borrowed David's.

- It sounds like you guys
got a big deal planned

for tonight, huh?

- No, just going to
a fraternity meeting.

- Well, Rick, you can't go
to Dave's fraternity meeting.

- Oh, I know it.

I'm going to a dance.

- Oh, well, you mean you guys
aren't going out together?

- Heck no.

I don't want to
go out with David.

I don't like his
taste in sport coats.

- Watch it, will you?

I'm trying to look at
myself in the mirror.

- Sorry.

It's not that we
don't like each other.

It's just that we don't like
to go out with each other.

- Oh, well, that's OK.

I just naturally assumed
you were going out together,

that's all.

- Well, thanks a lot
for the coat, Pop.

- OK, Dave.
- Thanks a lot for the tie, Pop.

- OK.

- Oh, and thanks
for the socks, too.

- Socks?

- Yeah, I borrowed
them this morning.

[music playing]

- Where's your tie?

- [chuckles] Ricky just
borrowed it from me.

Dave borrowed my new
cashmere sport coat.

- [chuckles] Did you manage
to hang on your shoes?

- Yeah.

It's a lucky thing their
legs are longer than mine.

I'd be walking around my
bathrobe half the time.

- They're going out, I take it.

- Yeah, uh, but not together.

- You sound as though
you expected them to.

- Well, doesn't it seem
strange to you that they don't?

- No, I don't think so.

- Well, my brother Al and I
always used to go out together.

- Well, there wasn't as much
difference in your ages.

- Well, that had
nothing to do with it.

We were brothers and
we just stuck together.

- When was the last time you
and Al went out together?

- Oh, about 15 years ago.

- Good night, Pop.
Good night, Mom.

- Good night, dear.
- Oh, good night, Dave.

- Good night, Pop.
Good night, Mom.

- Good night, dear.
- Good night, son.

Have a good time.

- Oh, I just thought
you'd like to know,

David and I are going to
meet later at the Bean Wagon.

- Oh, gee, that's fine.

I'm glad to hear that.

It's not necessary, though.

- Well, we kind of thought
you wanted it that way.

- Oh, well, uh, it's swell,
sure, I think that's great.

I just don't want you to
feel you have to do something

you don't want to.
- Oh, great.

Then I won't meet
you, OK, David?

- OK, fine.
Good night.

- Good night.

- Good night, boys.

- Did you deliver another one
of your lectures to the boys?

- Well, no, not exactly.

Why do you say that?

- Well, they seem to have that
"let's humor the old man look"

in their eyes.

- All I did was ask them if
they were going out together

tonight.

It seems they don't
go out together as

much as they used to.

- I don't know why you're
so worried about the boys.

You and I don't go out together
as much as we used to either,

you know?

- Oh, Harriet, that's not
true, and you know it.

- Well, when was the last
time we went out together?

- Well--

- 15 years ago.

- [chuckles] That
was my brother, Al.

You and I went out together
about two weeks ago.

We went to the movies.

- What do you mean we
went to the movies?

You dropped me off there,
and then you went bowling.

- Well, it was my bowling night.

We went to the
movies Sunday night.

- Sure, you went to the Bijou,
and I went to the Majestic.

- Well, we would've
gone to the same movie

if you hadn't gone to the
Bijou the night I went bowling.

- That's what I
mean, we never seem

to be able to get together
on things anymore.

- We're always going
to parties together.

Didn't we have a good time at
the Randolph's the other night?

- Well, yes, if you call that
going to a party together.

We drove over with
the Thornberrys,

and you sat in the
front seat with Thorny,

and I sat in the back
seat with Catherine.

- Well, you didn't
expect me to sit

in the back seat with
Catherine, did you?

- But when we got
there, all the guys

gathered in the living room,
and the gals in the kitchen,

and I didn't see you again
until it was time to go home.

- Well, that's par for
the course, isn't it?

You can't blame
that entirely on me.

- Oh, I'm not saying
it isn't my fault, too.

I just think it would be nice if
we set some time aside and did

a few things together
for a change.

- Sounds OK with me.

I know Mary and Herb Dunkle are
attending art classes together.

- Oh, well, that
sounds like fun.

Would you like to do that?

- Oh, sure.

I'm easy to get along with.

When do we start?

- What are you doing tomorrow?

- Oh, well, I was going
to play golf with Thorny.

- Oh, good, I'll
play golf with you.

- Well, uh, Harriet--

- Don't worry, dear,
I'm not going to.

Had you scared there
for a minute, didn't I?

- I think it'd be a good idea.

It'd get us out in the
fresh air together.

You could use the exercise.

- Well, what do you
mean by that crack?

- Well, I mean walking
is good for you.

You know, it keeps
you slimmed down.

- I haven't gained
a pound in 15 years,

since the last time
you went out with Al.

- I didn't mean
you specifically.

I meant you in general.

- You mean I need a
general slimming down?

- How in the world did we
ever get on the subject

of your weight anyway?

Or your lack of weight.

Not that you lack weight.

You're plenty fat.

Uh-- uh, how did we ever
get on this subject?

- Well, I don't know
but I appreciate it.

It proves we can do
something together,

even if it's spending
five minutes arguing

about my weight.

[music playing]

- Fore?

[chuckling]

- Hey, watch this, Oz.

I think I got that
slice corrected.

I'll stand with my left
foot forward a little more.

Now, watch this.

- Oh, yeah, that's fine.

That'll not only
correct your slice,

but it'll give you a
beautiful hook as well.

- Oh, yeah?

Just wait till we drive
off that first tee.

What time we gonna leave?

- As soon as Harriet gets here.

She should be here any minute.
- Oh?

Do you have to get no
from her so you can play?

- [chuckles] No.

Harriet's going to play
golf with us today.

- Now, wait a minute.

Say that again?

- I say Harriet's going
to play with us today.

- Well, have a good time, Oz.

If I see you in the
course, I'll wave to you.

- Hold on, Thorny.

What's wrong with Harriet
playing golf with us?

- Nothing.

It's not that I have anything
against Harriet personally.

It's just that women
and golf don't mix.

- Oh, don't be fool--

haven't you ever played
golf with Catherine?

- Certainly.

Why do you think I speak
with such authority?

- There's nothing wrong with a
husband and wife playing golf

together.

- Nothing at all, if you
want to learn to hate golf.

- Thorny, come back here.

See, I promised Harriet
I'd play with her today.

- OK, plead temporary insanity.

Come on.

- I'll tell you how it happened.

See, Harriet and I
got to discussing

a few things last night,
and all of a sudden,

we both reached the
conclusion that we just

don't spend any time together.

- Of course you don't.

Why do you think you're
so happily married?

- Thorny, what I
mean is we don't seem

to have any mutual interests.

We don't have any hobbies
or sports or anything

like that we can share.

So I thought it'd be a nice
idea if Harriet played golf

with us today.
- Yeah.

Well, it's been
a lot of fun, Oz.

Of course, I'll see you around
here every now and then.

- Well, it's just for today.

We're not going to make a steady
diet of it, you understand?

- Yeah.

Well, I'll go and see if I can
get Charlie Barton to play golf

with me.

- He isn't even a good golfer.

- I know, Oz, but
he's got something

more important in his favor--

he's not married.

- Uh, Thorny?

[car approaching]

Well, uh, maybe he's
in the locker room.

Would you try there?

Thank you very much.

Hello?

Oh, Thorny.

You haven't teed
off yet, have you?

Well, listen, Harriet
just drove up in the car,

and maybe I can talk her
out of playing golf with me.

Could you wait for a few
minutes before you start out?

Well, just five minutes.

It's not going to kill you.

- Oh, hi, Mom.

What do you got there?

- Art equipment.

- Art equipment?

- Yes, your father and I
are taking up painting.

- Gonna be another
Grandma Moses, huh, Mom?

- Say that again?

- I meant that as a compliment.

- I was just thinking it over.

- I didn't know you were
interested in painting.

- Well, I'm not.

Actually, it was
your father's idea.

- Pop?

- Yeah, Grandpa Moses.

- Well, it won't
delay the game at all.

Will you please stay
there for a minute?

I'll call you right back.

- Oh, there you are.

Come on out and see
the equipment I bought.

- Equipment?

Oh, well, I'm sure
they'll take it back.

- Take it back?

Well, what do you
think I bought it for?

- Well, I've been
thinking it over, Harriet,

and I just don't think
you're going to enjoy this.

- Well, why not?

- Well, uh, for one thing, it
takes up an awful lot of time.

- Well, what difference
does that make?

That's what we're
doing it for so we

can spend more time together.

- Well, yes, uh,
that's true in a way.

- After all, it was
your suggestion.

- I know it was,
and I'm perfectly

willing to go through with it.

I just want to make
sure you know what

you're getting yourself into.

- Well, of course I do.

Do you know what you're
getting yourself into?

- Well, sure I do.

- And you don't mind?

- Well, no, no.

It's fine with me.
- Well, good.

Come on out and help me carry
this stuff in from the car.

- Well, uh, Harriet?

- Yes, dear?

- Oh, hiya, Pop.

- Oh, hiya, Rick.

Look, I don't mind helping
you with this stuff,

but sooner or
later, you're going

to have to get used to
lugging it around by yourself,

you know?

- Oh, well, that's fair enough.

You carry yours,
and I'll carry mine.

- Oh, well, I usually
have a caddie carry mine.

- A caddie?

What for?

- For my golf clubs.

- Hey, what do you
think we're going to do?

- Well, we're going to
play golf, aren't we?

- Before or after
we finish painting?

- Painting?

What have you got here?

- Some art equipment, a couple
of easels, two palettes,

some paints, and brushes.

- Well, then we're not
going to play golf?

- Not unless you can tee
off with a palette knife.

- Well, gee, I'm
kind of disappointed.

I was sort of set for
playing golf with you.

- Oh, well, if you're
disappointed, dear,

I can always return
this equipment.

- Oh, no, this sounds
like a wonderful idea.

- Well, come on, let's
get started then.

- Well, uh, right now?

- Yes, the light's just
right for painting.

- Oh, well, I'd like to
make a phone call first.

Pardon me just a minute.

Uh, you get the
stuff out of the car,

and I'll set it up in
just a few minutes.

- Give my regards to Thorny.

Tell him I'm sorry
I couldn't play.

- Thorny?

This is Ozzie again.

You might as well tee off.

It doesn't look like I'm
going to be able to make it.

Yeah.

Well, I'll explain it
to you when I see you.

- OK, Oz.

Tough luck, old man.

[chuckles] OK,
boys, I win the bet.

Poor old Oz couldn't
get off the hook.

[laughter]

[music playing]

- Oh, you've got, uh, your
studio set up out here.

- Yeah.

See, if the light
is good right here,

that's the most important thing.

- Well, light's good
any place around here.

- Well, yeah, but the north
light is best for painting,

I understand.

You notice I have the easels
nice and close together?

- Yes, it's nice and cozy.

- Well, I figure
as long as we're

going to do something
together, we

might as well do it together.

- How do we start?

- Well, uh, first of all,
you take one of these.

Put your thumb
right through there.

Then, we start mixing
the primary colors.

- What are those?

- Well, uh, here.

A cadmium red.

- Oh, that's just beautiful.

Give me some more of that.

- Then, uh, this one is cowboy--

uh cobalt, cobalt blue.

That's a blue.

- Oh, that looks delicious.

I'll have some more of that.

- Then, here is, uh, viridian.

- What color is that?

- Uh, well, you'll see.

Oh, green.

Then, uh, burnt umber.

- Is that anything
like burnt almond?

- Please, Harriet,
this is serious.

- Well, I thought we were
supposed to have fun.

- Well, we are, but
it's serious fun.

- All right, give me
some burnt almond.

- Here we are.

Now here's a brush for
you, and a brush for me.

- What are you going to paint?

- I don't know.

I hadn't decided.

What are you going to paint?

- That bowl of
fruit I brought out.

- Oh!

I thought that was your lunch.

Hey, I have an idea.

Why don't I get another
barrel from the garage,

we'll set the fruit out here
and we'll both paint it.

I'll be right back.

- Hey, come back
here, you coward.

- Are you kidding?

This is going to be fun.

I'll be right back.

You're not painting that apple
on the far side, are you?

- No.

- Mind if I eat it?

I'm kind of hungry.

- Don't eat the orange.

I'm working on that.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson!

- Oh, hiya, fellas.

- What you doing?

- Oh, painting.

- Are you painting pictures?

- Yeah, we're painting pictures.

- Those are nice flavors
you got there, Mrs. Nelson.

- Oh, those are colors.

- We do painting in school.

- Well, good for you.

- We paint with our fingers.

They call it finger painting.

- Is it fun?

- Yeah, you ought to
see the swell colors

we get our fingers.

- Hey, that's pretty good!

- Well, thank you.

- Is that real fruit?

- Yes, it is.

- Gee, it sure looks good.

- Sure does, boy.

- Help yourself, fellas.

- Gee, thanks!

[music playing]

- What are you painting?

- Never mind now.

It's a very interesting subject.

- Oh.

When can I see it?

- Just a couple of minutes.

I'm practically finished.

There, how do you like it?

I think it's pretty good.

Finger painting.

- Did you put the easels away?

- Yeah, they're
out in the garage.

- Oh, don't take too
many of those now.

They're our subjects
for painting tomorrow.

- We're going to
paint again tomorrow?

- Well, yes.

Did you have any other plans?

- Oh, no, no, I wasn't even
thinking of playing golf.

- Gee, I thought you
did very well today.

- Oh, uh, thanks a lot.

It's getting awfully
tiresome, though,

just painting grapes and oranges
and apples and stuff like that.

- You know, I was thinking
the same thing myself.

Don't you think it would
be interesting to paint

a live model?

- Oh, yeah, uh, the
only thing though,

where could we find a live
one, uh, a live model?

- Well, Herb and Mary Dunkle
have been going to art school.

I'll bet you they know
where we could get one.

- Well, sure.

Why don't you call
Mary and ask her?

- All right.

When would you like
to paint again?

- Oh, there's no hurry.

Say, this afternoon?

- I'll call Mary right now.

- Uh, good.

That sounds like a--
- Hi, dear.

- Hi, Mom.

Hey, Pop, could I
buy this from you?

- You can have it, son.

I just painted that as
a gag for your mother.

Where would you hang it?

- Around my neck, like this.

I could use it while I'm
hitchhiking to school.

[music playing]

- Well, what are you
all dressed up for?

- Oh, I just put a coat and
tie on and a clean shirt.

- You going to paint in here?

- Yeah, I thought it would
be better with the model

coming and everything.

It's kind of chilly out now.

- Well, you could
always put on a sweater.

[doorbell rings]

- Well, yeah, but
what about the--

- Get that, will you, dear?

I have to go upstairs.

- Harriet, it's the model.
- Oh, all right.

Answer the door.
I'll be right down.

- Well, I--

[doorbell rings]

Uh, just a second.

- Mr. Nelson?
- Oh, uh, yes.

- My name's Adams.

I'm from the art institute.

- Uh, yes, we're expecting you.

My wife is here, too, of course.

She just stepped
upstairs for a moment.

Uh, Harriet?

Just come in and make
yourself comfortable.

- Thank you.

- Harriet?

- It's a little
chilly outside today.

- Oh, yes, it is.

- Nice and comfy
in here, though.

- Oh, well, Thank you very--

Harr--

- Oh, my goodness,
did you hurt yourself?

Let me help you up.

- Oh, well, thank you very much.

I don't know how that
chair got so close to me.

Uh, see, we're all set up to do
our painting here in the living

room, but I think
we'd better wait

till Mrs. Nelson
comes down before we

do any of the actual posing.

- Anything you say.

- Harriet?

- Have you and Mrs. Nelson
been painting very long?

- Oh, no, no, we're
just beginners.

We've just been painting
apples and oranges and fruit

and, uh, all, uh-- all thumbs.

[nervous laugh]

- I'm sorry to have
kept you waiting.

I was talking to Mary
Dunkle on the phone.

- Oh, that's
perfectly all right.

- This is my wife.

This is Miss--

- Adams, Eve Adams.

- I suppose you know
we're just beginners.

- Yes, Mr. Nelson
told me you've just

been painting fruit
and things like that.

But I think it's so
much more interesting

to work with live models.

- Oh, yes.

- Well, yeah, that's
what we figure.

Well, uh, shall we begin?

Uh, just where would you, uh--

I mean, would you--

Are you sure it's warm
enough in here for you?

- Evidently, my
husband is confused.

Miss Adams isn't
the model, you know.

- Oh, no.

Hildegard is going
to model for you.

- Oh, well, who--

uh, Hildegard?

Where is she?

- She's in the station wagon.

I'll get her for you.

- I just naturally assumed
that she was the model.

- Come on, Hildegard.

[music playing]

- Hildegard, could you
give me your profile?

Just a little-- that's it.

Now that's beautiful.

Round here.

That's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

No, uh, Hildegard.

[chuckles]

That's a good girl.

Just ho-- no, no, just
hold it, Hildegard.

No, no, over there,
Hildegard, please.

Sit down.

That's a good girl.

- Looks like you made
a conquest, dear.

- Somehow, it always comes
out looking like a poodle.

[dog barks]

Oh, uh, no offense intended.

[chuckles] Thorny!

What the heck are
you supposed to be?

- I came over to join
the art class, Oz.

Where's the model?

- Gee, I'm sorry to
disappoint you, old boy,

but the model turned
out to be a dog.

I mean it, a real dog.

- Now don't kid me, Oz.

I happened to see her walk
up to your front door.

- What do you mean you
happened to see her?

- Well, just that.

I happened to be
looking out the upstairs

window with my binoculars.

- OK, see for yourself.

She's in our living room.

- Thanks, Oz.

Hi, boy.
[dog barking]

Now wait a minute.
Oh.

[dog barks]
Hey, watch out!

[thud]
Ow!

Oh!
Stay down, boy.

Sit down!

[dog barking]

Down, boy, down!
Hey!

Oh!

[dog barking]

By golly, Oz, you're right.

She is a dog.

I guess I'll get to
play golf after all.

Why don't you come along?

- Oh, uh, no thanks.

I promised Harriet.

- Say, by the way, that's
not only a dog in there,

she's an imposter.

- What do you mean?

You know the brandy case
she wears around her neck?

- Yeah, what about it?
- It's empty!

[chuckling]

You sure you don't
want to play golf?

- No, you go ahead, Thorny.

- Oh, OK.

[music playing]

- What's the matter, dear?

- Oh, I don't know.

I guess I just don't
feel like painting.

- Would you rather be
playing golf with Thorny?

- Oh, no.

Don't be silly.

- Are you interested
in what I'm painting?

- Oh, yeah, sure.

- I'll be finished
in just a second.

- OK.

- There.

How do you like that?

- Let's see what you can
do on this hole, Rembrandt.

- Never mind the wisecracks.

If a guy wants to spend a
little time with his wife,

what's wrong with doing
a little painting?

- Come on, hit the ball.

[music playing]

- Hold it!

[music playing]

[water splashing]

- Doggone it, another
ball in the lake.

- Oh, that's tough
luck, Thorny, old boy.

I'll tell you what I'll
do, as long as we're

such good friends, I'll let you
count that two strokes and you

can play another ball.

- Oh, gee, thanks a lot.

Trouble is I haven't
got another ball.

- Oh, well, I can
take care of that.

Here, Hildegard!

[ending theme]

Well, good night, folks.
We'll see you again next week.

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