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- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," presented by--
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- [SINGING] Hotpoint.
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Hotpoint.
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Hotpoint brings all this to you
with the Nelson family, too.
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- Ozzie--
- Harriet--
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- David--
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- Ricky--
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- "The Ozzie and Harriet Show."
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[theme music playing]
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- And now, Hotpoint presents
America's favorite family
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comedy, "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"
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starring the entire
Nelson family--
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Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky--
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with Don DeFore as Thorny.
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- Oh.
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Hiya, Thorny.
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- Oh.
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Hi, Oz.
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- Hey, what seems
to be troubling you?
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- Oh, nothing.
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- Oh, come on now.
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I can always tell when
something's bothering you.
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You get those deep
lines in your forehead.
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Uh, what's worrying you?
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- These deep lines
in my forehead.
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[audience laughter]
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- Oh, come on.
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Tell me about it.
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- Well, to tell
you the truth, Oz,
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I'm worried about my boy, Will.
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- Oh, what's the matter?
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Isn't he doing well in school?
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- No, he isn't.
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- Oh, what's his problem?
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History?
Algebra?
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- No.
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- English?
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- No, girls.
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- Girls?
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Oh, what's the trouble?
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- Well, he doesn't seem to
be able to get any dates.
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- Well, you know, kids go
through various stages.
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Maybe the boy is just shy.
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- Shy?
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Have you ever seen his red car
with all the lettering on it?
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"Let's play froggy.
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Hop in."
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[audience laughter]
"No hydromatic,
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so watch that clutch."
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[audience laughter]
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You call that shy?
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- Well, no.
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- Well, Oz, it's hard to figure.
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He's a nice looking
boy, has good manners.
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- Oh, well, that's for sure,
but if it doesn't bother him,
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why let it worry you?
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- Well, it's hard to understand.
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I don't mean to sound
boastful, but when I was a kid,
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I was pretty popular
with the girls.
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- Oh?
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When did you start
to outgrow it?
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[audience laughter]
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- Please, Oz, none
of your jealousy.
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- Well, as long as you're
going to start boasting,
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I might as well tell you I was
a pretty fascinating fellow
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myself in my callow youth.
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- You see, that's the
trouble with you, Oz.
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When anybody tries to have a
sensible discussion with you,
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you start kidding.
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- Oh, now wait a minute.
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Who's kidding?
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- You must be.
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[audience laughter]
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- It's just that some guys
have it and others don't.
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Now, you take
yourself, for instance.
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You're a personable
enough fellow,
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but you just seem to
lack that certain spark
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that the fairer sex goes for.
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- And you have it, I suppose?
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- Ah, ha.
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- What are you smiling about?
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- Oh, uh-- uh, just reminiscing.
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When you were bragging
about your being a lady
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killer before, it brought to
mind a little incident that
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happened many years ago before
Harriet and I were married.
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Uh, would you like
to hear about it?
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- Not especially.
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[audience laughter]
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- Well, anyway, it seems that
there was this little girl,
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and she wanted a
lock of my hair.
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- What was her name?
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- Uh, I don't seem
to remember a name.
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- Oh, come now.
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Surely, you must remember
the lucky creature's name.
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[audience laughter]
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- Let me think now.
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- Oh, honestly Oz.
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Sometimes, I get
so fed up with you.
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Here I come out with
a legitimate problem
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about my boy hoping to get
some neighborly advice from me,
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and what do I get?
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Some ridiculous story
about a silly girl
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who you gave a lock
of your hair to.
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- Wait a minute.
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She wasn't a silly girl.
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She was very attractive.
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I don't see what's so
unusual about a little girl
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wanting a lock of my hair.
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- It's not only
unusual, it's fantastic.
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[audience laughter]
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Besides, if you remember
it so well, how come
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you can't remember her name?
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- Well, you're rushing me.
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I'll think of it.
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Just give me a few minutes.
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- I'm sorry, Oz,
but I have a feeling
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if I stay out here
any longer, you'll
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give me a lock of your hair.
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[audience laughter]
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- Why, Thorny, I
didn't know you cared.
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[audience laughter]
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- Oh, what were you and
Thorny arguing about?
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- Oh, we weren't arguing.
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I was just kidding
him a little bit.
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You know, he gets pretty
childish at times.
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[audience laughter]
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Also, I find out he
considers himself
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rather fascinating
to the fairer sex,
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or at least he did
when he was younger.
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- Oh, really?
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What did he say?
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- Well, it-- it-- it was kind
of, a silly conversation,
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but what really burned him up
was when I told him about this
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beautiful girl that
wanted a lock of my hair.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- Now, wait a minute.
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I thought you said it was Thorny
who was talking about what
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a lady killer he was.
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- Oh-- oh-- oh, yes he started
the whole thing, but then I--
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I told him about this girl
in rebuttal, you might say.
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- Oh, you mean you made
the whole thing up?
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[audience laughter]
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- Oh, it was all the truth.
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See, this-- well, as I
say, it was kind of silly.
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I was just pointing out
to him that some guys
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are more attractive
to women than others.
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As I said, some guys have
it, and some guys don't.
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- Yeah, and I'm loaded with it.
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[audience laughter]
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- Rick, what are
you talking about?
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- I'm being followed by
a whole pack of girls.
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- You told me it
was just one girl.
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- Yeah, but she's
all over the place.
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[audience laughter]
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- What's this all about?
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- Oh, I mean, I don't know.
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This girl just keeps
following me all around.
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- Is she carrying
a butterfly net?
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[audience laughter]
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- All right, David.
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Don't be such a wise guy.
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- I just can't understand
why any girl would
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want to follow you around.
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- Maybe it's because
I'm your brother.
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- Well, Dave, what have
you got to say to that?
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- What can I say?
[audience laughter]
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- She follows me when I go
to school in the morning.
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She follows me when I come home.
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- Well, maybe she just lives
nearby and leaves for school
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at the same time you do.
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- She even followed me
to the game Saturday.
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- He's probably making the whole
thing up just to impress us.
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- Oh, I don't know, Dave.
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I've heard that Ricky's
quite a smoothie.
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- Let's leave his chin out
of this, shall we, Mom?
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[audience laughter]
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- OK, David.
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We all know you
shave once a week.
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[audience laughter]
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- Well, if this little
girl bothers you, Rick,
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why can't you dodge her?
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- I almost did.
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I used the old FBI trick.
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I went in the front
door of the drugstore,
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walked down past
the comic books,
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and ducked out the side door.
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- And it didn't work?
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- No, she caught
up with me again.
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- Oh, back at the house?
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- No, in the drugstore.
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I went back to
read a comic book.
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[audience laughter]
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- I still find this very
difficult to believe.
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- Oh, yeah?
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Take a look out the
window, wise guy.
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She's standing right out there.
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- Where?
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- There is a girl out there.
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- Oh, yeah, she's
kind of cute, too.
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- See, what'd I tell you?
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- Say, Rick, if this little girl
really is following you around,
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it might make a very
interesting topic
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of conversation between a
certain neighbor of mine
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and me.
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- How come?
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- Well, he's gotten the idea
someplace that the Thornberry
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men are pretty hot stuff.
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- This girl keeps
following me, Pop.
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I can prove it.
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- Well, yeah, I believe you.
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I'd like to get some proof
for Mr Thornberry, though.
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- Why don't you just
go someplace with me,
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and you can watch
and see for yourself.
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- Yeah, that's an idea.
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Where will we go?
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- Oh, anywhere.
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Say, like, the malt shop?
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[audience laughter]
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[cheerful music]
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- Well, come on, Pop.
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- I'm right behind you.
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- I'd rather you walk beside me.
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I'm beginning to get a complex.
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- Well, let's not be too
obvious about this now, son.
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We don't want the
little girl to catch on.
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- Hi, Oz.
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- Oh, Thorny, You're just
the one I'm looking for.
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Uh, would you like to take
a little walk with us?
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- No.
No, thanks.
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- Oh, come on.
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Just take a little
stroll down the street.
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- What's your idea?
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Going to give the
neighborhood women a thrill?
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- Come on, son.
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- [SINGING] I'm just
wild about Ozzie.
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- Just ignore him.
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[audience laughter]
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- [SINGING] Oh, Ozzie.
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Oh, Ozzie.
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How you can love.
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- What was that all about, Pop?
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- Oh, Mr. Thornberry's
warped idea of a big joke.
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[cheerful music playing]
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- Hey, there she is.
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She just ducked behind the car.
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- Oh, yeah, I can see
her feet sticking out.
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Let's make believe we don't see
her, we don't embarrass her.
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[cheerful music playing]
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- She's still back there.
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[cheerful music playing]
258
00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,105
- I have an idea.
259
00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:02,759
Why don't we kind
of hide in a doorway
260
00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,979
here until she comes by, and
I'll step out and ask her
261
00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:05,980
what she wants.
262
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:08,025
- That's a good idea.
263
00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:09,070
- Here she come.
264
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,334
[cheerful music playing]
265
00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:13,509
- Oh, hello.
266
00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,293
- Hello.
267
00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:18,601
- Uh, were you looking for Ricky
to talk to him about something?
268
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:21,430
[cheerful music playing]
269
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,910
- All right, look at her go.
270
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,651
- Yeah.
271
00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,957
Eh, it looks like we scared her.
272
00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,393
Well.
273
00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:29,786
- I thought we were
going to the malt shop.
274
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,006
- Oh, I'm sorry,
forgot all about it.
275
00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,442
- You scared me
there for a second.
276
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,443
[audience laughter]
277
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,838
[cheerful music playing]
278
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,939
- Uh, just as a
matter of information,
279
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,072
are you dusting or
looking out the window?
280
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,552
- I was looking for Ricky.
281
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,990
- Ricky or the little
girl who's following him?
282
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,470
- Well, she followed him when
he left for the baseball field
283
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:46,820
this afternoon,
and I just wanted
284
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,257
to see if she followed him home.
285
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:52,303
- You know, you'd think he
could duck out of her sight
286
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,131
if he really tried hard
enough, wouldn't you?
287
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,220
- In that red checkered
shirt and those orange
288
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:57,439
fluorescent socks?
289
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:58,701
[audience laughter]
290
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,443
- Oh, I forgot about those.
291
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,402
- Oh, here he comes,
and the little girl
292
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:07,101
is about a house behind him.
293
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,232
This is the darndest thing.
294
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,495
I just can't understand it.
295
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:14,282
- Well, you know the old
saying like father, like son.
296
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:15,762
- Yeah, I just
can't understand it.
297
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:19,330
[audience laughter]
298
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,723
- Oh, hi, Rick.
299
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:21,985
- Oh, hiya, Pop.
300
00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:24,248
- I see you had
company again today.
301
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,946
- Yeah, I just can't shake her.
302
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,600
I even tried eating onion
sandwiches at school yesterday.
303
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,951
- Well, why don't you ask
her what it's all about?
304
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:34,171
- I try, but every time
I start, she runs away.
305
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,217
- Hey, Rick, your
shadow's outside.
306
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:37,871
- Thank you, David.
307
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,221
That's my brother David with
the late, late, late news.
308
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,701
- You know, I hate to
admit it, but you sure
309
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,267
seem to have made a
hit with that girl.
310
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,268
- I don't know why.
311
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,140
I didn't do anything.
312
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,533
- Well, Rick, you
see some men are just
313
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,840
more attractive to
women than others.
314
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,800
In your case, it's probably
something you've inherited.
315
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,018
- You mean like my big feet?
316
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,498
[audience laugher]
317
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:57,934
- No, son.
318
00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,023
I had in mind something
you might have inherited
319
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,851
from my side of the family.
320
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:06,421
[clearing throat] This is-- only
kidding, my dear, only kidding.
321
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:07,814
Well, look at it this way.
322
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,554
Now, here's Will Thornberry.
323
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,774
The poor kid can't
even get a date
324
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,777
while one of the Nelson
men, without even trying,
325
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,388
has a little girl chasing
him all over town.
326
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,955
- Well, if I might
interrupt, it's
327
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,262
time one of the Nelson
women cleared this thing up.
328
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,872
- I think I'll step
outside and have
329
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,439
a word with the little girl.
330
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,180
- Wait a minute, Mom.
Don't commit me to anything.
331
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,095
- Don't worry, I won't.
[audience laughter]
332
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,097
[cheerful music playing]
333
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:33,535
- Well, if anybody can drag
out all the details, it's Mom.
334
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:34,536
- Don't I know it.
335
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:39,323
[audience laughter]
336
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,456
- Boy, look at her go.
337
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,762
- She sure is a good runner.
338
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:50,465
- Well, that was the fastest
conversation on record.
339
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,032
[audience laughter]
340
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,990
- I think she's still running.
341
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,514
- Yeah, she ran when I
tried to talk to her, too.
342
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,430
- So what is this strange power
you have over women, Ricky?
343
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,823
- You're kidding,
of course, Mom.
344
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,129
- No, I really mean it.
345
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,913
- Oh, cut it out.
346
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,394
- You know, if I didn't see it,
I couldn't possibly believe it.
347
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,874
- You mean about
the little girl?
348
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,571
- No, about my little brother.
349
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:12,008
For the first time in his
life, he's actually blushing.
350
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,009
[audience applause]
351
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:16,578
[theme music playing]
352
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:27,284
[cheerful music playing]
353
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:32,028
[knocking]
354
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,074
- May I come in, Mrs. Nelson?
355
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,685
- Oh, sure, come
right in, George.
356
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,817
- Here, have a cookie.
357
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,427
- No, thank you.
358
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,603
I'm not supposed to eat
cookies so close to mealtime.
359
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,997
- Oh, well, that's a good idea.
360
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,346
- I was looking for Ricky.
361
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,348
Is he anywhere
about the premises?
362
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:48,828
- No, I haven't seen him.
363
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,568
Is there anything you
want me to tell him?
364
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,353
- Well, I don't know
if you know it or not,
365
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:55,573
but a girl's been following
him for almost a week now.
366
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,837
- Yes, we've seen
her several times.
367
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,186
- I thought I'd warn him.
368
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,014
I just found out why
she's following him.
369
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,015
- Oh, really?
370
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,059
Why?
371
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,931
- Hold your hat, Mrs. Nelson.
372
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,628
- She wants a lock of his hair.
373
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,891
[audience laughter]
374
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,240
- I'll be darned.
375
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,416
- That was exactly my reaction.
376
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:13,678
[audience laughter]
377
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,071
- Thanks for the
warning, George.
378
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,291
I'll tell him to be careful.
379
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,771
- Are these the cookies
you had reference to?
380
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,512
- Yes, they are.
381
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,079
Say, I have an idea.
382
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,559
Why don't you put a couple
of them in your pocket
383
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,039
and eat them after dinner?
384
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:29,999
- That was exactly what
I was hoping you'd say.
385
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,001
You must be psychic,
Mrs. Nelson.
386
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,350
- No, not really.
387
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,135
Let's just say I know
boys pretty well.
388
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,571
[audience laughter]
389
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:42,359
[tense music playing]
390
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:43,708
[chuckling]
391
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,101
- Well, hiya, Thorny.
392
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,494
You're just the guy
I've been looking for.
393
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,148
I have some interesting
news for you.
394
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,540
- Well, good, Oz.
Let's have it.
395
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,934
- Well, I have some
pretty definite evidence
396
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,675
that at least one
of the Nelson men
397
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,591
is quite devastating
to the fairer sex.
398
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,201
- Hmm, well, it couldn't be you.
399
00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,202
Let me see now.
400
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,203
Is it David or Ricky?
401
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,683
[audience laughter]
402
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,511
- It's a case of history
repeating itself.
403
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,687
It-- it-- it's Ricky.
404
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,342
There's this cute little girl
who follows him all over,
405
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,996
Thorny.
406
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,867
This has been going on for
about three or four days.
407
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,695
When he goes to
school in the morning,
408
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,262
there she is right behind him.
409
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,568
If he crosses a vacant lot,
she's right behind him.
410
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:20,180
If he goes to the
library, the soda store,
411
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:23,835
wherever he is, there's the
little girl about uh, 20 or 30
412
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,446
paces behind him.
- Well, OK.
413
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,143
What makes you think
she's following him?
414
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,189
[audience laughter]
415
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,364
- Are you kidding?
416
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,279
Uh-- uh-- an--
an-- and as I say,
417
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,628
it's history repeating itself.
418
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,325
Remember I told
you the other day
419
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:40,983
about this little girl years
ago wanting a lock of my hair?
420
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,158
- Mm-hmm.
Well, go ahead.
421
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,203
Go ahead.
I'm listening.
422
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,160
[audience laughter]
- Well--
423
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,205
[audience laughter]
424
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,597
--it's the darndest coincidence.
425
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:49,731
Uh, here's the same situation.
426
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:52,952
It seems, according to
Harriet, that this little girl
427
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,302
wants a lock of Ricky's hair.
428
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,781
[laughter]
429
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,305
- That's what I
love about you, Oz.
430
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,350
When you make up a story,
you make up a good one.
431
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:01,308
[audience laughter]
432
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,396
- No.
433
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:03,397
Here comes Ricky now.
434
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,485
You can see for yourself.
435
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:05,660
[tense music playing]
436
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,836
See, there he is.
437
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,925
- Yeah, there's Ricky, but
where's the little girl?
438
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,840
- Oh, she'll be
along any minute.
439
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,712
Hey, Rick.
440
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,410
Over here, son.
441
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,107
- Oh, hiya, Pop.
442
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,979
- I want to talk to
you for a second.
443
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,502
- I still don't see
the little girl.
444
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:22,851
- Oh, I bet you I'm right.
445
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,157
- Bet you a dollar.
446
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,854
- Oh, hi, Mr. Thornberry.
447
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,943
- Say, Rick, your father and
I here have a little wager.
448
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,684
- Wait a minute.
449
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:30,902
There she goes now.
450
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,165
She just ducked
behind the bushes.
451
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,123
- I don't see her.
452
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,125
- Oh, she was
there a minute ago.
453
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,170
She's fast.
454
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,606
You got to keep your eye on her.
455
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:41,478
Uh, Rick, I was just
telling Mr. Thornberry
456
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,829
about this little girl at that
follows you all over, no matter
457
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,006
where you-- tell him about it.
- Well, that's just it.
458
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,616
Every place I go from
morning til night,
459
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:49,878
she's right behind me.
460
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,054
It's getting kind
of embarrassing.
461
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,274
- Well, I would worry
too much about it, son.
462
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:57,799
It's just a manifestation
of the old Nelson charm.
463
00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:00,976
- Well, I say, Oz, there must
be some believable explanation.
464
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,674
[audience laughter]
465
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:04,893
- I told you.
466
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,938
It's uh, history
repeating itself.
467
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:07,939
I told you why she's--
468
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:08,940
[cheerful music playing]
469
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,203
Hey, there she goes now.
470
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,422
Ask her for yourself.
471
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,989
- Well, I will.
472
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,992
- Better hurry.
473
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:20,691
- Little girl-- little girl,
can I speak to you for a minute?
474
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,175
- Boy, you'll never catch her.
475
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,611
- Hey, she's stopping.
476
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:28,917
How about that?
477
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,093
- Oh, I wonder how come.
478
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,790
- I don't know.
479
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,531
She stopped when Mr. Thornberry
turned over his coat lapel
480
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,968
and pointed to
something under it.
481
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,580
- Now, don't tell me he's still
wearing that honorary fireman's
482
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,624
badge.
483
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:41,930
[audience laughter]
484
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,324
- How come she's
holding up her hand?
485
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:45,412
- Well, I don't know.
486
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,634
- Here he comes back.
487
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,462
Looks kind of puzzled.
488
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,203
- I can't believe it.
489
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:55,813
I just can't believe it.
490
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,206
- All right what did she say?
491
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,816
- Well, Oz, I thought
you were kidding me,
492
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,688
but she really wants a
lock of Ricky's hair.
493
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:01,689
- Well, sure.
494
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,125
- A lock of my hair?
495
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,126
- Oh, well, yeah.
496
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,214
Didn't you know that, son?
497
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,868
- Heck no.
Are you sure?
498
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,391
- Yeah, the little
girl just told me,
499
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:09,610
and I know she's
telling the truth.
500
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,828
- Oh, well yeah.
501
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,308
We saw you
administering the oath.
502
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,963
[audience laughter]
503
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,356
It's just like I say, Thorny.
504
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,879
History repeats itself.
505
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:20,011
Like father, like son.
506
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,144
- Well, she'd better not
try and get any of my hair.
507
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,493
- Oh, Rick.
508
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,452
You've got to be
understanding and gallant
509
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:26,888
about a thing like that.
510
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,890
- Gee, Pop, hair don't
grow on trees, you know.
511
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,284
[audience laughter]
512
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:34,896
- Well, all she wants
is a lock of your hair.
513
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,203
She's a pretty cute little girl.
514
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,204
- I'll think it over.
515
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,596
I'll see her tomorrow.
516
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,032
- Rick, have you taken
a good look at her?
517
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,035
She sure is cute.
518
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,254
- Maybe she'd like two locks.
519
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,255
[audience laughter]
520
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:49,432
[cheerful music playing]
521
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,917
- You really shouldn't
get any dessert.
522
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,179
You hardly touched your dinner.
523
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,963
- I just wasn't hungry, Mom.
524
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,878
- I think he's sick-- love sick.
525
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,663
That little girl finally
caught up with him.
526
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:05,100
- OK, David eat your pie.
527
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,233
- Mom, if you were my age,
would you go out with me?
528
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,451
- Well, of course I would.
529
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,105
- I guess you're
not very particular.
530
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,498
- Now-- now, just a minute.
531
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:14,414
I resent that, old boy.
532
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:15,589
- It's nothing personal, Pop.
533
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:16,633
It's just me.
534
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,157
I'm a social failure.
535
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,767
- Does this have anything
to do with a girl who's
536
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,247
been following you?
537
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,900
She did get a lock of
your hair, didn't she?
538
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,728
- Yes, ma'am, today at
school during lunch.
539
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,600
- Well, did she
seem happy about it?
540
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,036
- Yeah, I guess.
541
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,212
- Whoa, sounds like you
made a big hit with her.
542
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,735
- Some hit.
543
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,694
After she got the hair,
I started to talk to her,
544
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,783
she just laughed
at me and ran off.
545
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,133
- Oh, what seemed
to be the trouble?
546
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,395
- I don't know.
547
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,223
I'm just a beaten,
unlovable old man.
548
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,964
[audience laughter]
549
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,661
- I wouldn't feel bad about it.
550
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,707
- I've had girls give me the
quick brush before but never
551
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:47,751
the quick snip.
552
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,623
[audience laughter]
553
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:50,754
- You know something, Pop?
554
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:51,973
- What?
555
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,453
- I'm through with
women as of now.
556
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:54,845
[audience laughter]
557
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,717
[cheerful music playing]
558
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:57,718
- Hello, Harriet.
559
00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:58,849
- Hi, Thorny.
560
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,243
- Hi, Heartthrob.
561
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,940
- Very funny.
562
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,725
- Ah, the Nelson charm.
563
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:05,769
[audience laughter]
564
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,031
- What are you talking about?
565
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,729
You spoke to the
little girl yourself.
566
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:11,035
She told you she wanted
a lock of Ricky's hair.
567
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,036
- Yeah.
568
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,038
Oh, you Nelson men, you.
569
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,997
[audience laughter]
570
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,607
- Then you know about it, huh?
571
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:18,869
- Why, sure.
572
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,349
My boy Will was invited
to the big dance
573
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,351
the Blue Jeans are giving.
574
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,179
- Well, what's that got
to do with anything?
575
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,007
- Well, for your
information, the Blue Jeans
576
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,661
is a girls club at
school, and they just
577
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,489
finished initiating
their new members.
578
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:33,449
Oh, some of the
crazy things they do.
579
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,973
- You mean like inviting
Will to their dance?
580
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,845
- Please, Oz, no jealousy.
581
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,412
You know one of the
girls had to do?
582
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:41,196
- What?
583
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,806
- She had to find the boy with
the craziest haircut in school
584
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:45,026
and follow him around till
she got a lock of his hair.
585
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,811
[audience laughter]
586
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,336
Well, like father, like son.
587
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:55,123
Oz, tell me about the girl who
wanted a lock of your hair.
588
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,604
- Will you forget about the
whole thing please, Thorny?
589
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:58,996
- Oh, come on now, Oz.
590
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,694
I want to hear that part
where you can't even
591
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,391
remember who the
girl was who couldn't
592
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,960
wait to get a lock of
that curly, brown hair.
593
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,310
- Thorny, we're not
alone, you know.
594
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,007
- Oh, well if you
two will excuse me,
595
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,662
I'll go splash some cold water
on a couple of burning ears.
596
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,360
- You see, Oz, you
got to be careful
597
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,100
when you make up a story.
It always catches up with you.
598
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:19,365
- I tell you the whole
thing is absolutely true.
599
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:20,888
- Oh, gosh.
600
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:23,760
Now tell me, how can a guy
like you ever fascinate
601
00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:26,676
a woman to the point where she
wanted a lock of your hair?
602
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:29,462
- Well, I don't know, but I
tell you it's true, Thorny.
603
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,246
- In view of the
discussion, I was just
604
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,335
wondering whether this locket
might not be interesting to you
605
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:34,510
fellow?
606
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:35,381
- What do you want
to do with this?
607
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:36,469
- Open it up.
608
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:41,300
- So how about that,
a lock of hair.
609
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,779
- Well, Harriet!
610
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,390
Well, then you were the girl.
611
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,001
[audience laughter]
612
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,395
Well, how about that?
613
00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,092
Well, maybe in
the future, you'll
614
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,050
believe my little stories.
615
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,401
- Well, I must admit,
it does add up.
616
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,577
- Well, of course it adds up.
617
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,405
- I'll just say one thing.
618
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:02,364
Only a cad like you could forget
it was your own little wife who
619
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:06,760
was involved in such a
tender and romantic episode.
620
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,327
- What are you
talking about, Thorny?
621
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,024
- Goodnight, Oz, and
happy explaining.
622
00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:11,460
[audience laughter]
623
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:17,161
[tense music playing]
624
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:20,339
- Good old Thorny.
625
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,340
- Ah, good old Thorny.
626
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:22,341
- Yeah.
627
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:23,559
[audience laughter]
628
00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,082
- I'm waiting, dear.
629
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:30,392
- Oh, well, it slipped my
mind for a minute there.
630
00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:33,003
Now, I remember the whole
incident quite clearly.
631
00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,440
- Oh, you're just saying that.
632
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:39,749
- Uh, no-- no-- uh, we
were in Palisades Park,
633
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,623
and we'd been riding the
Ferris wheel for quite a while.
634
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:48,584
And then we came out, and we
rode through the Tunnel of Love
635
00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,543
several times.
636
00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:56,723
And we got out of
that, and then I
637
00:22:56,853 --> 00:23:00,683
remember I didn't have my
fraternity pin with me.
638
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:04,644
And you said you would
settle for a lock of my hair,
639
00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:08,082
and you've been carrying
it around with you
640
00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:12,216
in the locket all these years.
641
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:13,348
- 18 to be exact.
642
00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:21,400
- No, must be longer than that.
643
00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,793
We've been married--
644
00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:26,535
18 is David's age.
645
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:27,971
- It's also David's hair.
646
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:31,366
[audience laughter]
647
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:33,107
- David's hair?
648
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:34,108
- His baby hair.
649
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:36,502
[audience laughter]
650
00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:39,896
- Well, how come
you told Thorny--
651
00:23:40,027 --> 00:23:41,550
- I didn't tell Thorny anything.
652
00:23:41,681 --> 00:23:45,206
I showed it to him and let
him draw his own conclusions.
653
00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:47,817
Besides, having succumbed
to the Nelson harm myself,
654
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,558
I didn't want anybody
to run it down.
655
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:51,560
[audience laughter]
656
00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:52,561
- Oh.
657
00:23:52,692 --> 00:23:53,649
Yes.
658
00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:54,650
Oh, how about that?
659
00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:55,738
That's darned...
660
00:23:58,219 --> 00:23:59,089
How about that?
661
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:00,613
[audience laughter]
662
00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,049
- How about that?
663
00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:04,399
It was fun, too.
664
00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,706
Besides, I think I
underestimated the Nelson
665
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,490
charm.
666
00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:11,101
Tell me more about the Tunnel
of Love and the Ferris wheel.
667
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:12,929
[audience laughter]
668
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,627
- The Ferris wheel...
669
00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:20,720
Well, it goes round,
and round, and round.
670
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:21,764
- I'll wait.
671
00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,113
You have to get off sometime.
672
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:24,158
[crowd applause]
673
00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:33,646
[triumphant music playing]
674
00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:41,001
[cheerful music playing]
675
00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:42,481
- Lock the doors
and windows, Mom.
676
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,134
If anybody asks for
me, I'm not at home.
677
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:45,658
- Hey, wait a minute.
Come back here.
678
00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,181
What's this all about?
679
00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:49,009
- It's another one of
those darned girls clubs.
680
00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:50,793
They call themselves
the Indian Maids.
681
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,447
- Are they having an initiation?
682
00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,493
- Yeah, another
girl's following me.
683
00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:56,364
I got to hide someplace.
- Well, why hide?
684
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,713
Why don't you just give
her a lock of your hair
685
00:24:57,844 --> 00:24:59,541
and be done with it?
- Lock of my hair?
686
00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:01,543
Heck, this one's
carrying a tomahawk.
687
00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:05,112
[cheerful music playing]
688
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,343
- You can find where to
buy your new Hotpoint
689
00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:21,781
by checking your local
classified telephone directory.
690
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:24,305
Look for Hotpoint under
the appliance you want.
691
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:27,003
Ask your local Hotpoint dealer
to show you the new Hotpoint
692
00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:30,180
ranges, the new Hotpoint
refrigerators, the new Hotpoint
693
00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:33,140
automatic washers and dryers,
and the new Hotpoint automatic
694
00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:34,271
dishwashers.
695
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:40,321
Next week, "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"
696
00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:42,149
starring the entire
Nelson family--
697
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,020
Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky--
698
00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:46,806
will be brought to
you by Antizyme.
699
00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:50,636
Listerine Antizyme toothpaste
stops the major cause
700
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:56,119
of tooth decay every
minute of every day.
701
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,207
- Well, good night, folks.
702
00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:58,426
We'll see you again next week.
703
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,515
- Goodnight, and
remember, Hotpoint
704
00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:02,822
changes your viewpoint,
automatically.
705
00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:03,866
- Yes, sir.
706
00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:05,476
That's what I always say, boy.
707
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,130
- What do you always
say, little man?
708
00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:10,003
- Hotpoint changes
your viewpoint.
709
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:11,265
Automatically.
710
00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:15,095
[audience applause]
711
00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:18,402
- The part of the little girl
was played by Jennifer Lindsay.
712
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,491
George was George Winslow.
713
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:21,710
This is Verne Smith speaking.
714
00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:25,496
[theme music playing]
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