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Excuse me.
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What do you say, guys?
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Well. Oh, my gosh.
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How come you're so happy?
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Well...
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I didn't tell you
about this before
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because if it didn't work out,
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it would have been
real, real embarrassing,
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but I've got a chance
to make big money.
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Wait a minute. What is it?
What is it?
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Chinchillas.
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Chinchillas? Eight months ago,
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I bought six of them.
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Guess how many I got now.
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Go ahead, take a guess. Go on!
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What an interesting
question you pose, Tony.
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Considering gestation period
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and average litter size...
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About eight months...
Uh... you've got 162.
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No, I got 165, Jim!
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165!
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What was I thinking of?
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I feel about this big.
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Jim, you were off by three.
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Oh, go ahead, lady, rub it in.
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Anyway, uh, a chinchilla coat
costs thousands of dollars,
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so I'm on easy street as soon as
those little guys start to shed.
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Watch out!
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Ooh! Oh, no.
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Oh, no, no, no. Oh, Tony.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I hate to be the one to
break this to you, banta,
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but they don't shed.
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Oh, what do you mean?
You got to clip 'em?
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Uh-uh.
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If you want to make coats out of
the little babies, you got to...
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Oh, no!
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Oh, sorry, Tony.
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Well, I can't do it.
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I can't. I'm not gonna
kill little-little chubby
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and muffin and...
whiskers and boots and iron man
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and rocky one, rocky
two, rocky three,
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and toots and Joey
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and groovy... wait a minute.
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Tony, Tony!
You named all of them?
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I had to have something
to put on their bowls.
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Look what I got, everybody.
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A monk.
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Isn't that something?
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You-you know the party
you're all invited to,
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to come tonight to meet
simka's cousin zifka.
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Yeah. Tony: Yeah?
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Well, this is him.
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Oh.
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This is some surprise, huh?
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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When I was a reverend,
I used to wear a robe myself,
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but it didn't look like that.
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What-what did it look like?
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This.
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Well, anyway,
I won't bother to introduce him now.
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I'll see you all at 8:00.
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Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
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Why can't you introduce him now?
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He can't talk.
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He has taken a vow
of non-communication.
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See? Oh, oh...
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He can't even do this.
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And he can't even do this.
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Yeah, yeah. We understand.
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You know, he can't even...
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No, no. We understand, yeah.
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Excuse me.
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I wanted to ask a question
about this party tonight.
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Are we going to
get wild or crazy?
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You know, talk?
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Sure.
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See, zifka comes from a
monastery in my country
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that has a religious order
that is much different
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than any religious
order you ever heard of.
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Every ten years,
each monk in the monastery
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takes a week off,
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and during that week, he is free
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to sample all of
life's pleasures.
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Zifka's week starts
tonight at 8:00.
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So, see you all there.
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Bye-bye.
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Come on... come on.
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I admire that guy.
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Did you see the
Serenity in his eyes?
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It must be wonderful in there.
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I'm going to take a
vow of silence myself.
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I, Jim ignatowski,
will no longer talk.
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Oh, that's easy.
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Oops.
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Everybody, it is 8:00.
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It's time for zifka's
week to begin!
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Oh, gosh!
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Well, I wonder what
sage words of wisdom
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he will impart after
ten years of meditation.
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How do I look?
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You look wonderful.
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Oh.
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Zifka, we have a gift for you.
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A watch.
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Oh, but I cannot keep it when
I go back to the monastery.
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That-that's the good part.
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Eh, we get it back
when you leave.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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So, what are you
going to do first?
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Slouch.
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At the monastery,
they are such sticklers for posture.
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Oh. Oh.
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Zifka, zifka, please,
stand up straight.
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We want you to meet our friends.
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That's right.
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Here, this is Louie.
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Louie! How you doing?
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And this is Alex.
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Alex! Hi.
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Hi.
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And over here, this is Tony.
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Oh, how ya doing? Tony.
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And this is Jim.
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Jim!
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I-I want to thank you for
bringing silence into my life.
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And over here,
this-this is Elaine.
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Hello.
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Do you dance?
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Yes.
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I thought so.
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The man is a smoothie.
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That's what he loves
more than anything.
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Dancing.
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Yes. Oh, my good friends,
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I am so pleased to
know all of you.
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I have so much to catch
up on in so little time.
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Latka, do you know what I
would really love to do now?
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Well, no, golly gee.
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I wonder,
what would you like to do now?
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I would love to listen
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to somebody really
talented play the gruck.
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Oh, well, I wonder where
we could find someone
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who knows how to play the gruck.
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Well, your cousin zifka!
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Oh, that's right!
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Well, maybe he needs just a
little bit of encouragement
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to play the gruck!
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Play the gruck! Play the gruck!
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Play the gruck!
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Okay, okay.
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He plays the eight-string gruck.
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He plays it so beautifully.
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He was a child prodigy.
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Did you know that
at the age of 12,
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he was the second gruckist
in the national symphony?
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There is a particular song, uh,
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from my country that
I would like to sing.
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It, um...
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Tradition says that it may only
be sung for a beautiful woman.
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Uh, I think, Elaine,
you fulfill those requirements.
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I knew it.
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He's been staring at your
headlights all night.
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Headlights?
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Uh, "headlights" means,
uh, eyes, zifka... eyes.
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Well, in that case,
I dedicate this song
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to Elaine's headlights.
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That was beautiful.
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Elaine, in the song,
he has asked you to go dancing with him
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in the village by moonlight.
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Aw.
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Hey, zif, what you're
really looking forward to
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is going dancing?
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Yes. Come on.
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I'll take ya dancing.
I know a place. Come on.
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Oh! Gee, I just forgot.
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I just remembered.
I can't make it.
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Elaine, come here a second.
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Oh, take it easy.
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Elaine,
would you take zifka dancing?
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Wink. Wink.
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Well, I don't...
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I-I'd love to, but, I mean,
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simka,
you have this party planned.
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Oh, no, no. Go ahead.
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All I prepared was
a bowl of bread.
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Well,
here I am in the same old rut:
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Going out dancing with a monk.
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She's only kidding.
She's a good sport.
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Go ahead. Have fun, you two.
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Thank you.
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He's all right.
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He's all right.
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All right, turn out the lights.
Party's over.
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Bye-bye, everybody!
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Come back again.
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Sure.
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Yeah. We'll be right back. Yeah.
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Just a second, zifka.
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I just have to get my keys.
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Oh, Elaine, I...
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Thank you for a wonderful
evening tonight.
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Oh...
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Oh, I really enjoyed
those clubs and the music.
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You know, I just wish
I'd gotten you to dance.
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Oh, do you think less of
me because I couldn't?
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No, of course not.
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I always wanted to,
but I-I never really have.
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So, there are all those people
there, you know.
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It makes me nervous.
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So why didn't you just imagine
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that you were dancing
alone with me?
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Ah, that's what I was doing
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the whole time I
was sitting there.
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Oh, you're good.
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Oh, no, no.
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I'm busy.
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Oh, I always wanted to do that.
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How long are you in town for?
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Oh, hi.
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Oh. What did you guys do today?
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Oh... oh!
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We went to the Bronx zoo.
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And to the world trade center.
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And then... then we flew a kite
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in central park, you know,
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and then we went roller-skating
down fifth Avenue.
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Were you singing "I'm a
pepper, he's a pepper"?
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So how'd you like the
world trade center, zifka?
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Oh, it... it was great.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, listen, Elaine, uh,
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shall I meet you again
same time tonight?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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I'm going shopping.
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I'm going shopping
to buy a present
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for a person,
whose face like an angel,
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has made my visit here
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a treasure never
to be forgotten.
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Oh, I'm so flattered.
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Even hearing you say it
just makes me go crazy.
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Oh, Alex.
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I-I'll be leaving
New York tonight.
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I'm going back to the
monastery, so...
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So I'll be...
won't be seeing you again.
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So, I just wanted you to know
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I'll be praying for you to find
a little bit more happiness.
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Oh, oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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I'm just reading my newspaper.
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Well,
it was really nice meeting you.
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Oh, good-bye.
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Come early.
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He seems to be taking up a
lot of your time, isn't he?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, to tell you the truth,
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we're spending every
chance we get together.
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Mm-hmm. He's so much fun, Alex.
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You know,
he-he finds pleasure in everything.
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He... it's, like,
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all a brand-new experience
for him because...
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Because... because he thinks that
way, you know,
265
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,024
and-and he makes me feel that
way, too.
266
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,828
I mean, things I've seen
and done all my life
267
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:07,131
suddenly seem wonderful to me
because he thinks they are.
268
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:10,701
Oh, I'll tell you,
this has been the best week of my life.
269
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,671
Well, that's very
nice for both of you.
270
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,839
Is something wrong?
271
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,409
Well, now that you mention it...
272
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,478
I hope you don't take
this the wrong way,
273
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,981
but you are the worst
parent I've ever seen.
274
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,649
What?! You were spending
so much time with zifka,
275
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,818
you forgot about your own
son Jason's birthday party.
276
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:28,819
Oh, no.
277
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,321
Every year,
I come over and we go
278
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,800
to coney island or
something like that? Yeah.
279
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,524
And I woke up this
morning and I remembered
280
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,736
the birthday was
yesterday, and I...
281
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,538
And those kids really must
have missed their party.
282
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,929
Well, actually, Alex,
we had the party.
283
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,642
You see, and-and zifka was
there, and we...
284
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,368
We were having such a good
time that I forgot to call you.
285
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,535
I'm sorry.
286
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,938
Oh, that's all right.
287
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,784
I was just concerned that
they have a good time.
288
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,241
Oh, yeah. They like zifka?
289
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,477
They love him.
290
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,278
Yeah.
I can see how they'd like him.
291
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,280
He's like a smurf.
292
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,249
Yeah.
293
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:02,586
Alex... I love zifka, too.
294
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,189
Why are you laughing?
295
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,525
"I love zifka."
296
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,327
I mean, the sound of it.
297
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,062
You can't possibly be serious.
298
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,596
"I love zifka"...
That's like saying,
299
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,398
"I love bomba."
300
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,334
"I love cheetah."
301
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,369
Doesn't he have a last name?
302
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,204
What does his last name matter?
303
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,340
I, uh... I'm telling you,
304
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,875
this is the fullest relationship
I've had in a long time.
305
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,177
Fullest relationship?
306
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,645
Oh, come on, Elaine.
307
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,247
You may not have thought of
this, but...
308
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,549
In a full relationship,
309
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:36,587
physical compatibility
is very important.
310
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,721
So?
311
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:41,658
So, he's been celibate
for ten years.
312
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,260
So?
313
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,030
So...
314
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:50,134
He may find it difficult
to be with a woman.
315
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,435
No problem.
316
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,638
No problem.
317
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,506
Well, that's a relief.
318
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,575
Alex, zifka's wonderful.
319
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:01,145
He's... he's physical and
spiritual at the same time.
320
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,813
Please. And...
321
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:06,417
And you should see how shy
he gets when I tell him that.
322
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:07,584
You tell him those things?
323
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,686
Yeah.
324
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,887
Oh, Elaine...
325
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,366
Elaine, this guy comes
from another country.
326
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,490
Don't you know that?
327
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,659
I mean, he might...
he might not understand
328
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,060
that someone in New York...
329
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,262
How they speak in New
York, you know...
330
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,198
People say things very easily
and don't even mean them.
331
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,033
Well, I don't say them easily,
332
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,270
and I certainly mean
every one of them.
333
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,507
Alex, in the purest
sense of the word,
334
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,443
this has been the most
romantic week of my life.
335
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,246
Oh...
336
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,748
Well, obviously,
the romance eludes you.
337
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,127
Oh, wait a minute.
Elaine, Elaine!
338
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:40,996
You know, I was going to
let you walk out that door
339
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,854
without saying my piece,
but you keep heaping it on.
340
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,489
But at the point that I realize
341
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,091
that you're toying
with this guy,
342
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,625
then somebody has to stop you.
343
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,629
Don't tell me I toyed with him.
344
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,898
I don't toy with monks.
345
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,500
You know, that's a terrible
thing to say to somebody...
346
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,501
That they toyed with a monk.
347
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,747
Yeah, all-all right.
Look, I'm sorry.
348
00:18:58,771 --> 00:18:59,903
I'm sorry. I...
349
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,138
All right, maybe I'm wrong.
350
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,340
Elaine, now, come on.
Don't be mad at me!
351
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,310
Ah...
352
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,118
I'm not mad at you.
353
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,822
How could I be mad at you?
354
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:20,992
You're just jealous
355
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,826
that you have no
love in your life.
356
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,378
Oh!
357
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:42,646
Where have you been?
358
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,880
Our last night together.
359
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:44,882
Time is almost up.
360
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,116
I can't believe it.
361
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,886
I made you vegetarian
lasagne and everything.
362
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,587
Elaine, I got lost.
363
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:53,024
I took the wrong subway.
364
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,926
We only have a minute,
40 seconds left
365
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,229
before I have to
be silent again.
366
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,930
Oh, there's so much to do.
367
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,066
I-I-I don't know
what to do first.
368
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:03,901
Kiss me.
369
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,972
Now, eat some lasagne.
370
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:11,776
Mmm. It's good?
371
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:12,844
Mmm!
372
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,313
Isn't life crazy, Elaine?
373
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,883
You know, one minute,
374
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,919
you're in New York
kissing a beautiful girl,
375
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,420
and then the next,
376
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:26,424
back at the Abbey
rolling cheese balls.
377
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,960
Oh, it's so frustrating.
378
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,696
Elaine, I was looking forward
to this entire evening
379
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,299
to tell you of my
feelings for you.
380
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,800
Uh... there's so much to say.
381
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,069
I don't know how I can
say it all now. Shh.
382
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,638
You don't have to say anything.
No!
383
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,272
No, I do. Elaine, you...
384
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:45,709
You don't know how
important this is to me.
385
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,811
You know, it's not very often
386
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,748
that it happens that... when...
387
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,588
Oh, no.
388
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:03,060
No, no, no.
389
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,473
Can you at least stick around?
390
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:19,409
Lots of couples don't
talk to each other.
391
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,413
I'm sorry.
392
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:25,516
I'm sorry; I didn't
mean to make you smile.
393
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,888
This is so frustrating!
394
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,495
Zifka, you're great.
395
00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:44,068
And don't... don't worry
396
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,270
about not being able
to tell me anything.
397
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:50,141
What we had was so special.
398
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:58,114
Well, there's no easy
way to do this, huh?
399
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,729
So, here's to us.
400
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,612
Bye, zifka.
401
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,620
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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