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Louie, I hit some ice
and I spun off the road.
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I can't get the cab started.
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The window's broken
and I'm freezing.
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I'm on an unmarked country road.
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She's doomed.
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Louie,
I know where this woman is.
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It's right near the farm
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where simka and I buy
our goat knuckles.
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Oh, oh, oh...
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Well, maybe you can do
something with this cab.
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I'll, I'll take a look.
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Oh, I think I know
what the problem is.
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What?
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Winter.
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It's a very simple
choice, latka.
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Either you have sex with
me or you freeze to death.
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Sex. Death.
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Sex. Death.
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Hmm.
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Why don't you tell me a
little bit about yourself?
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It-it happened when Cindy and
I were waiting to be rescued.
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Yeah?
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This will destroy simka.
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I don't know. What should I do?
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Well, uh...
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You're not going to tell
her, are you?
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I have to.
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She knows me so well, she will know.
Believe me.
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No, no, no, no, latka.
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You can't hurt her
just so you should feel
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a little less guilty.
I mean, th-the bigger thing here
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is to, is to spare simka.
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Yes. That's right.
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The only decent thing
to do is to deceive her.
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Whew!
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Hi, honey. I'm home.
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Latka, I am so happy, I...
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You did it with another woman!
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I'm sorry I hurt you.
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We must go to the priest.
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You must confess your sin.
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And whatever he
advises, we must obey.
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And so, simka, Nik-Nik,
I atka lavorshney.
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So, simka must sin with
someone latka works with.
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You mean to tell me,
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you're going to sleep
with one of my friends?
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Baby, you're the greatest.
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Look how you can sleep.
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My little fool who has brought
us to the brink of ruin.
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What kind of dreams can you have
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while I stand here suffering,
the innocent victim?
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What kind of slumber
is this that...
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Don't worry. I am awake.
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Simka.
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Simka,
which one of my dear friends
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are you going to sleep with?
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I can't pick. You pick.
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No, you pick.
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I can't pick.
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I can't pick.
What does it matter?
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It's all a disgrace.
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All right.
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I will pick.
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Okay.
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But if it's Louie,
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will you still love me
when I've lost my mind?
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All right, maybe not Louie.
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Uh... how about Tony?
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Fine.
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Tony.
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I must debase myself with
someone with arms of steel.
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I don't think Tony
is such a good idea.
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I-I don't know who
is a good idea.
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Alex is nice.
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Not so nice.
He's a stranger to me.
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Well, then you can look
at this as a chance
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to get to know him better.
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Latka, it is impossible
for either of us to pick.
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We will let the fates decide.
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We will pick as we would
in the old country.
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We'll have a dinner
party, invite everyone,
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and whoever is the last man to
enter, that will be the one.
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Oh...
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You mean the way we
elect our president?
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Exactly.
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How would you like to warm
me, my little arctic fox?
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Louie, leave me alone.
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Oh, nardo, you're a lucky woman.
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Why?
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Because you're a cab driver,
and there's a blizzard.
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I love it.
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Ah, kicking up those
sheets of slush...
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"Watch out, grandma."
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Ah, I wish I was going
out with all my cabbies.
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With nardo and banta
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and dancer and prancer...
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Oh, excuse me.
I'm a little giddy.
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Alex, Tony, Jim, Louie,
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could you please come over here?
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Why don't you come over here?
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Oh, good idea.
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Good news, everybody.
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You're all invited to my house
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for a party at the
end of the shift.
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Sorry, latka. I can't come.
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I'm working, you know,
a double shift tonight.
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But that's okay, Elaine.
It's not for you.
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Oh.
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It's going to be a
very special party.
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It's going to be
a wonderful party.
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It's going to be the best
party you ever been to.
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Dress...
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Is informal.
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You all know the address.
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I'm looking forward to
seeing you all there.
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Are you guys going to go?
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Why not?
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I could use a good time.
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Maybe no one will come,
and then the priest will say
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that you don't have to
go through with this.
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Yes, I still believe a
miracle like that can happen.
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Don't get my hopes up no more.
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Listen,
there is nothing to worry about.
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The only one to count
is the last one in.
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This one is out of the running.
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Please be Louie.
Please be Louie.
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Please be Louie.
Please be Louie.
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Louie!
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey, latka.
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Good to see you.
Come in, come in.
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Uh, look, I'm double-parked.
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I just stopped up to tell you
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that I'll be right back as
soon as I find a space, okay?
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Hey, tone.
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Hey. What do you say, Lou?
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Oh, the one, the good-looking
one with the chest of granite
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is early, honey.
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Hey. Hey, latka.
How are you doing?
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So, how's it going?
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Shh.
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Thanks for coming.
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Thanks for having me.
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Shh!
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Ooh, I can't stand it.
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Maybe it will be Louie,
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and then you don't have to
worry about it being Louie.
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Hey, can I ask a question?
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You got any pretzels?
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I hope the boss isn't too mad.
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I just beat him out
of a parking space.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Shh!
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I sure like dinner parties.
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It's one of the
few real occasions
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you get to be formal
and ill at ease.
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It's either Alex or Louie.
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Whoever it's not, is the one.
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Hi.
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Hi, there.
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It's Louie.
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Hi, Louie.
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Come on. Get out of the way.
What are you pushing for?
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You want to go ahead of
me, go ahead.
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What are you gonna do,
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stand in the door like a statue?
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I don't like to be
pushed, that's all.
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Well, get out of the way, then!
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Okay, you want to go
ahead, go ahead.
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You took my parking.
Somebody took my parking space!
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You want to go in, go in.
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Well, go on in, then!
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Look, go ahead.
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All right, I'll go in.
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It's Alex.
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That's what I thought, too,
but apparently it's Louie.
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Nice to see you, simka.
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I am sure you all understand
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that in light of
the circumstances,
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simka and I would
like to be alone.
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Alex... we will get in
touch with you later.
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Thank you all for coming.
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That's it?
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Yes. Good night.
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They sure make
entertaining seem easy.
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Hi, Elaine.
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Simka, hi.
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Hi. I was hoping
you would be here.
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I was hoping I'd catch you.
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Oh, well, great. Yeah.
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I was just, uh,
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on my way to visit a
friend of my husband's
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for a certain purpose,
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and I thought maybe I
would walk a little more
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and see if you were here.
Here you are.
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Oh, good!
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Thank goodness.
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Uh... what's up?
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Oh, nothing's up.
I just thought we'd chat.
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Oh. So, there's nothing wrong?
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Oh, everything's fine.
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I just thought we'd jaw some.
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Oh, good. Come on. Sit down.
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Okay.
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Oh, so, uh...
so what do you want to talk about?
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Well... just one girl to
another, Elaine...
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Are you religious?
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Oh, well, um...
Well, yeah, in a way.
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My parents are very
religious, so I...
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Why is that such
a tricky question?
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I don't know.
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Now you ask me if I'm religious.
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Are you religious, simka?
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For sure.
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If you were religious,
and you believed in the beauty
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and the spiritual
nature of your faith...
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But then your spiritual advisor
told you to do something
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that would just make
your flesh crawl,
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what would you do?
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I'd get another
spiritual advisor.
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American girls...
That is the stuff.
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"Watch out, baby, here we come!"
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It's not so simple for me.
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Let's just talk about men.
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Something less tricky, right?
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For instance, what is Tony like?
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Oh, Tony, he's the best.
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What's Alex like?!
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Why are you shouting?
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I'm not shouting.
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Yes, you are; You said,
"what's Alex like?!"
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Is he a nice guy?
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Why don't you just tell
me what you want to know?
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I was wondering...
About you and Alex.
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Did you?
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Um...
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Ooh... um...
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Simka, to tell you the truth,
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I'd say "no" no matter
what the truth was.
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Thank you for leveling with
me, Elaine.
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Simka... what is going on?
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Nothing.
It does not make any difference.
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Whatever I do, my life will be
miserable for as long as I live,
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if I'm unlucky
enough to live long.
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And what is this wretched
curse that contaminates
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my one life on the earth?!
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Simka, what's going on?
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Nothing.
It's just girl talk, Elaine.
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I'm going to be going now.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going?
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I don't know,
to the movies or to the gallows, maybe.
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But I tell you
something, Elaine,
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we must do this more often.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Oh, simka, hello.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, you see,
because latka has had sex with someone
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he works with, our priest
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has said that I
also must have sex
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with someone he works with,
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if we wish to remain married.
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And we decided that the last man
264
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to enter the dinner
party would be the one.
265
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And as you know, you were tardy.
266
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May I come in?
267
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,289
Yeah. I-I don't think I
understand any of this,
268
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but come in.
269
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,259
I suppose you want to have
someone to talk to, right?
270
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,795
Talk is cheap.
271
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,196
I want your body.
272
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,170
You're not serious, are you?
273
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,537
It won't take long.
274
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,207
I know you have to
go to work soon.
275
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,443
I just want to have sex with
you, and then I'll run along.
276
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:27,911
No, no, no, simka. Stop this.
277
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,347
Stop, stop it right
now, stop it!
278
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:32,683
Alex, if you do not help us,
279
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latka and I must
circle each other once
280
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,020
and complete the
ancient divorce ritual.
281
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:40,157
And I will do anything to
keep that from happening.
282
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,627
See? Smooth, milky white...
yours.
283
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,462
No, no, simka, simka!
284
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,365
That's barbaric, you know that?
285
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,935
Are you telling me that
in that religion of yours,
286
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,736
that, uh,
two wrongs actually make a right?
287
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:56,707
"In that religion of yours"?
288
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,242
Do you mock us?
289
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,945
Do I mock you because
you do not eat animals
290
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,048
with cloven hooves unless
they chew their cud? No!
291
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:08,052
Your people knew that
it was unhealthy.
292
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,487
Please, simka...
293
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,523
And our people know that you
cannot have intimacy again
294
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,069
without knowing the
pain of infidelity
295
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,360
that the other one went through.
296
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,696
Ours, like yours,
is a profound tradition
297
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,865
of tolerance,
brotherhood and faith!
298
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,669
Now, peel me like a grape
so I can get out of here.
299
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,176
You can't actually tell me
300
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,878
that cheating on
latka is gonna do
301
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,049
anything but make things worse.
302
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:43,087
It is not bad enough
I have to be here,
303
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,556
now you're playing hard to get?
304
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,027
You want to be seduced?
305
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,828
Okay.
306
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:55,365
Oh...
I never felt like this before!
307
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,635
My legs are like jelly, oh!
308
00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,737
You make me feel
like a little girl!
309
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,806
You make me feel like a woman!
310
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,309
You make me feel
like a flying horse!
311
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,311
What do you want?!
What do you want?!
312
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,080
Sanity. Sanity.
313
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,049
Just one moment of
sanity, that's all.
314
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,318
Sanity.
315
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:25,896
Alex...
please, you have to help me.
316
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:31,635
Otherwise, latka and I will
really have to get a divorce.
317
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,371
Simka, I am not going
to make love to you.
318
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,122
I'm sorry.
319
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,760
I'm gonna take you home.
320
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,471
Listen, it's, uh... it's cold.
321
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,673
Better button up.
322
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,914
Okay.
323
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,629
Oh, I'm glad to see you, Alex.
324
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:36,366
I stayed with latka
because apparently he...
325
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,567
He has some trouble,
326
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:42,740
and I only wish I
could follow it.
327
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,208
It seems...
328
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,144
No, Jim, Jim, Jim,
don't worry about it.
329
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,546
Everything is all right now.
330
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,881
Alex, simka and I are
both grateful to you.
331
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,649
Now get out of my
sight, you swine.
332
00:20:56,321 --> 00:21:00,090
I have bad news for
you, my darling.
333
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,893
I have been faithful to you.
334
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,530
Oh, no!
335
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:12,403
Now this is where
I get confused.
336
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,171
If I can get over this part,
337
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,973
I know I can help him.
338
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,508
Yeah, Jim, just hold it.
339
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:24,114
So we must part now
forever, my beloved.
340
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,116
Latka! Latka, you're not going
341
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,018
to go through with
this, are you?
342
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:32,122
Alex, we must.
It is the only way.
343
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:35,392
Are you ready to
complete the circle?
344
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:40,264
I must take one last
look at you as my wife.
345
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:44,568
Simka,
you will always have my heart.
346
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,503
I don't need it without you.
347
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,808
I will miss you.
348
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:55,079
I will miss your touch.
349
00:21:55,148 --> 00:22:01,251
I will miss the children
we could have had together.
350
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,320
Good-bye, latka.
351
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:38,021
Are they unhappy...
352
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,192
B-Because they got divorced?
353
00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,194
Yeah.
354
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:48,298
Why don't they just
get married again?
355
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,300
It's not that simple, Jim.
356
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,303
You think they'd go
through this kind of hell
357
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,438
if they could just marry again?
358
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:02,946
We must seek the reverend
gorky right away!
359
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,781
Jim, thank you!
360
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,117
Mwa!
361
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,285
Thank you very much.
362
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,787
Let's try to make
it work this time.
363
00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,730
Piece of cake.
364
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,899
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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