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Elaine, Elaine,
I don't think we should be doing this.
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Oh, no. Come on, Alex.
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This may be our only
chance to meet Craig eagen.
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You said you loved
his paintings.
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You said you wanted to meet him.
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I know. I said that before.
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You told me he was
a total recluse.
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Oh, those are just stories.
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I'm sure they're exaggerated.
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Whoever you are, go away!
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That was fun.
Thank you very much.
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Let's go. No, come on.
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Uh, Mr. Eagen,
it's Elaine nardo and Alex reiger.
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I'm from the Hazeltine gallery.
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I brought the painting
for you to authenticate.
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Oh, yeah, well,
just leave it there in the hallway
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and pick it up tomorrow, okay?
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Um, Mr. Eagen,
we really need to know this right away.
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Uh, do you think you could just
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open the door a crack
and take a look?
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Oh. No,
i-i couldn't do that at all, no.
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I have a...
an extremely vicious dog in here.
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Go to your place!
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Let's forget it.
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No, no, no.
Come on, we've come this far.
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Uh, Mr. Eagen, I-I realize
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that you're a very
private person,
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but this'll only take a minute.
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Mr. Eagen,
we're big fans of yours.
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Hello?
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Where is he?
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Hello?
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Maybe that's him.
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Where's your dog?
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Uh... I have a, uh,
confession to make.
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Well, what's that?
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Craig, go to your spot.
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I see.
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So, is that the,
uh, the painting?
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Uh, yes, it is.
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Yeah, that's, that's
mine, that's mine.
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Say, you know why I
recognize this apartment?
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You've painted this
whole apartment
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in bits and pieces.
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I-I recognize this chair.
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I saw the paint... oh.
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You painted this table. I, um...
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Oh, hey, listen, I'm sorry.
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I, uh... I guess I'm making
you feel uncomfortable, huh?
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Oh, no. No. No, not at all.
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Oh, well,
I think we'd better go.
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Come on, Elaine.
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Here you are.
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Thank you very much.
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You know, I can't tell you
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what a pleasure
it is to meet you.
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I... I think you're a genius.
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Ah. Oh. Oh.
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Anyway, you know, I, uh...
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Frankly, I don't...
I don't have a lot of visitors, you know,
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and, uh,
I know I should probably
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offer you some coffee, and...
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Oh, that'd be nice.
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But I...
no, unfortunately, I've just...
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I just don't have any
coffee, you know.
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Oh. Okay.
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Elaine, let's go.
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Stay where you are. You know,
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how would you like to
go out for some coffee?
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Oh, yeah, that sounds great.
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Well... I'd love it.
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Okay, great.
I'll put the water on,
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and you go down and get the
coffee, okay?
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Oh, I thought you were
inviting us out for coffee.
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Out? No, no, no.
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Well, I-I guess I-I should...
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I should... I should tell you
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that, uh, i'm, uh...
I'm agoraphobic.
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Oh.
I don't know what that means.
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I do.
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Yes, Alex? Alex: Ah.
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It means you're
afraid of heights.
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No, no, that's acrophobia.
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I have that a little bit, too,
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but not-not quite as
severe as agoraphobia.
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Agoraphobia means...
Especially in my particular case...
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It means I have total
terror of leaving my studio.
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I thought that was anglophobia.
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No, no, no.
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That's fear of england.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I have... I have...
I have sort of just a whisper
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of that myself, but...
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Not as severe as
the other stuff.
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I mean, for instance,
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the name alistair Cooke
gives me the shivers.
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So, wait. If you're afraid
to leave your studio,
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what do you do when you go out?
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I just don't go out.
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What is it that you're afraid
will happen if you go out there?
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Oh, it's... that's...
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It's so difficult to explain.
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It would take a very long time.
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Well, try.
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Elaine, Elaine.
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Hey, uh,
you'd probably be happier
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if we left you
alone, wouldn't you?
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Yeah, I would.
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Yeah. Thanks for understanding.
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Okay. Come on, Elaine.
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I'm not leaving.
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Elaine,
the man wants you to leave.
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He wants help. Look at him.
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Elaine. Elaine, now look,
this is out of your league.
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That man is damn near psychotic.
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Uh, no offense.
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None taken.
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Look, Elaine, I'm gonna leave.
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Okay, go.
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It was nice to meet
you, Mr. Eagen.
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Oh. Oh, it was very nice meeting
you, Mr. Reiger.
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I'm going.
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Fine.
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Um, I'm sorry about that. Um...
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Do you want me to leave?
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I... I don't know.
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See, I didn't mean
to intrude on you.
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I... oh, I'm sorry.
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No. That's okay.
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I'm, I'm not genophobic.
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That means you have
no fear of touching?
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No, it means I have
no fear of sex.
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As long as it's right here,
right now, pronto, see?
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Oh.
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I'm just kidding.
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See... I just can't believe
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that somebody like you can't
just, you know,
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walk through that door,
and-and-and take a drive or...
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God, go to a museum.
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No, there's nothing...
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There's nothing depressing
about it at all.
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No? No,
I have a wonderful life here.
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I have everything I want.
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I got practically two of
everything I want, actually.
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You got a real ark, huh?
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Okay.
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That's nice. I like that.
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Have you always been like this?
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No? No, uh-uh, no.
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As a kid, I was afraid of all
the sort of normal things.
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You know? I'm still listening.
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Like, I was afraid of the
dark, and lightning...
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How about the hallway?
And loud noises and fish.
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But I don't know.
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As I got older, I started
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getting more afraid
of more things.
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Let me help you.
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Many have tried.
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Come on, just the hallway?
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Just one step?
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I'm right here.
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We did it! Oh.
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I don't believe it!
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I don't believe it!
You did it, Craig.
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I'm gonna do it again, all right?
Okay.
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All right, I'm gonna do it again.
All right, all right.
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I'm gonna do it myself, all right?
Fine.
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You don't mind? No offense. No.
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I did it again! I did it again!
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Oh, Craig, that's wonderful!
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I'm gonna do it with my eyes closed
now, all right?
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Oh, okay. Okay, now watch.
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Is this the door? God. Okay.
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Ah. How do you like that?
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I loved it. All right.
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Now one for the tango.
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Yeah, I'm really cooking now.
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Oh, god,
I can't wait till I tell Alex.
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Oh, Alex, I got to talk to you.
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Well, if it isn't nurse ratched.
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What are you doing here?
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Who's watching
little cuckoo's nest?
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Oh, you.
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Listen, I got to tell
you what's going on.
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I mean...
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I used to be hard of hearing,
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but now that you touched
me, I can hear again.
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She's doing it again, folks.
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I love my cage.
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I think of it as a
window on the world.
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Come here, Jeff.
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There seems to be another
interesting tale unfolding.
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Alex walks away from Elaine.
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Elaine follows.
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Could there be a problem?
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Alex, I am making amazing
progress with Craig.
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Yes, and he's making
amazing progress with you.
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Now you're both nuts.
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Why?
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Why? Yeah.
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Why don't you get this
man to a qualified doctor?
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That's why. Okay.
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Yeah, there must be some doctor
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who specializes in...
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Sorry for interrupting.
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She turns.
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Louie!
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He walks to his mailbox now.
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Oh. Mm-hmm.
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On command?
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Would you listen?
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And we had lunch
on the fire escape.
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Mm-hmm.
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And he went inside
of an elevator.
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Wow.
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It is so thrilling to see him
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actually considering
coming out into the world.
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And I figured out how to do it.
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See, he has agreed
to get into my cab,
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and so I thought that
I would bring him here.
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Oh, Elaine, for crying out loud.
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No! Alex, it's perfect.
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I told him all about the guys,
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and the guys know all about him,
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and it's like he
knows them already,
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so no one will seem
strange to him.
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Just my luck.
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Nothing to throw away.
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Elaine, for some strange reason...
I don't know why...
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I don't think
that's a great idea.
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Besides, if you make a mistake,
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you're never going
to forgive yourself.
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You may do irreparable
damage to that man.
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You don't fool around
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with this stuff unless you're trained.
Period.
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Oh, Alex, don't you think I
know what you're talking about?
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And if you keep this up,
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I'm going to start listening,
because I'm scared, too.
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But please don't take
this away from me.
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I feel so worthwhile.
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Please don't undermine
my confidences.
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Elaine... besides which,
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how do you think
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they cure people of their
phobias, huh?
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By carefully exposing them
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to the thing that
they're afraid of
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until their fear is gone.
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And that's exactly
what I'm doing.
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With love and care
and understanding.
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Nardo, help me.
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I got a phobia
about getting naked.
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Louie,
you'd better behave yourself
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when Craig comes in here.
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Ooh, I love you!
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I'm bringing him tomorrow.
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Reiger, you still here?
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Yeah.
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What's the matter?
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I don't know,
I just think that, uh,
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Elaine's making a mistake
bringing him here.
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You mad at her?
262
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,766
No, I'm scared, Louie.
263
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,469
Whew.
264
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:26,310
Hey, reiger,
265
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,683
see this bottle? Yeah?
266
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:35,753
This is an expensive
vintage wine that I got
267
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:39,057
from one of my
first fares in 1957.
268
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,725
And I've been waiting
269
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,329
for the right occasion
to open it up.
270
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,763
This sure ain't it.
271
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,277
I wouldn't break out a bottle
272
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,768
of yoo-hoo for this one.
273
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,770
But let's talk.
274
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:55,540
I don't want to talk,
I don't want to talk.
275
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:59,177
No, no, listen, I,
I know what's wrong.
276
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,045
You went against
your better judgment
277
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,014
and you trusted Elaine.
278
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,617
We've all trusted skirts.
279
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,051
We've all paid.
280
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,288
The man who gave me
this bottle of wine...
281
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,389
Listen to me, this'll,
282
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,958
this'll get your mind off it.
283
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:16,861
The man who gave me
this bottle of wine
284
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,931
was a man that women loved.
285
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,801
His name was errol Flynn.
286
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,808
Errol Flynn.
287
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,843
Interested, huh?
288
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,812
All right.
289
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:39,083
I'm a rookie cab driver, right?
290
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,251
Errol Flynn
291
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:45,223
gets into my cab with
two beautiful women.
292
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,091
Better than beautiful women.
293
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,526
Cheap women.
294
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:53,698
He's sitting back there with
an arm around each of them.
295
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,133
Right?
296
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,635
Now, I got this problem
because in those days,
297
00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,304
our rearview mirrors
are only so big.
298
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,606
My luck, I could only see him.
299
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:06,777
But he was smiling, reiger.
300
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:09,113
Smiling from ear to ear.
301
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,348
Ooh!
302
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,985
The old swashbuckler
was never happier.
303
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,456
All right.
304
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,957
You should have seen
these, reiger.
305
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:24,028
I can still smell their perfume.
306
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:28,099
It was... thick, you know?
307
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,201
All right, he says to me,
308
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,171
"take me to the hotel
Pierre, kid."
309
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,505
So, I take him.
310
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:38,976
We get there and he is
totally passed out cold.
311
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,612
Can't feel a thing.
312
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,780
There's no doorman around.
313
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,383
So, what could I do?
314
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,252
Me and the two babes rolled him.
315
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:56,360
He had $184, a pirate knife
316
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,030
and this bottle of wine.
317
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,166
I was so thrilled, I was a kid.
318
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:06,803
All the dames wanted was
the knife and the wine.
319
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,206
So, I took the $184.
320
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,376
Then they put the
knife to my throat
321
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,313
and sold me the bottle
of wine for $184.
322
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,017
So, you see?
323
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:25,322
Errol trusted women and lost.
324
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:28,826
I trusted women and lost.
325
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:31,028
What chance does an
anteater like you have?
326
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,870
Thank you, Louie.
327
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,446
Now, don't worry.
328
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,315
They might not even notice you.
329
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,627
Hey, everyone,
we have a visitor.
330
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,930
Guys,
I want you to meet Craig eagen.
331
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,932
Craig,
I want you to meet the guys.
332
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,305
Um, he locked the door.
333
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,640
Mm-hmm.
334
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,708
It's okay.
335
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:22,891
I, I don't know,
I really think I've done
336
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,215
all I can for right now, okay?
337
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,816
Oh, sure. This is major.
338
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,318
Craig, it's really okay. Great.
339
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,564
You know, why, why don't we
just rest for a minute, okay?
340
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:30,754
Great, all right, okay.
341
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,223
Psst.
342
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,624
Psst, psst.
343
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,626
Psst.
344
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,995
What?
345
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,563
Should we all rest or just him?
346
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,934
That's...
347
00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:46,570
Reverend Jim, yeah. Right.
348
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:49,540
Hey, uh,
would you like to meet him?
349
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,910
I don't know.
350
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:56,313
Jim, why don't you get in
the back seat with Craig
351
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,783
and, uh, talk to him a minute,
352
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,051
'cause it, it would be so nice
353
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,187
if he'd come out for
just a little while.
354
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,089
Sure.
355
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,195
Ahem!
356
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:15,800
Uh, I think I'll lock my
door, too.
357
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:22,106
Take me to yankee stadium.
358
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:28,279
Uh...
359
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,681
Now that we're close,
360
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,518
why don't you join me
in the great outdoors?
361
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,521
I'd really like to very much,
362
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,255
but i'm, I feel kind of numb.
363
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,725
And I don't think I can
move right now, okay?
364
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,528
Listen, Craig...
365
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:48,298
Not only do I
understand how you feel,
366
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:52,302
but I used to pay
hard-earned money
367
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:55,672
to get to feel the way you feel.
368
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,643
Excuse me.
369
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,121
I couldn't do anything for
him, but I love him.
370
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,458
Let me talk to him.
371
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,100
How you doing?
372
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,502
I'm Tony.
373
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,370
You know what I do
when I feel wired?
374
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,238
I play handball.
375
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,874
You hit the ball against the
wall, right?
376
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,742
Bam! It comes back at you.
377
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,955
You hit it against
the wall again.
378
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,279
Bam! It comes back at you again!
379
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:36,592
And you hit it against the wall again!
Don't hit it again.
380
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,849
Please! Bam!
It comes back to you again.
381
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,952
You do that until your
hand is like a raw cutlet.
382
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,754
You do that long enough,
383
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,522
you're too exhausted
to feel bad.
384
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:52,129
Could I talk to the guy
who's on drugs again?
385
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:57,335
Hey, look,
you know what I think?
386
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,170
I say, you pull up your socks,
387
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,737
and the two of us
get out of this cab
388
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,373
together right now.
What do you say?
389
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,575
I swear, I'd really like
to, I would, I'd like to
390
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,555
but that would mean i'd
have to pry my fingers loose
391
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,939
from this seat, and I don't
think that's possible right now.
392
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,784
Ah, look, hang in there, baby.
393
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,386
Hey, nobody thinks
you're a bad guy.
394
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,521
Thanks a lot.
395
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,090
Next time I'll give jump rope.
396
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,969
Hey, uh,
397
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,505
we're just gonna sit
here, you know?
398
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,474
Hey, you want a cigar?
399
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,843
No, no, thanks, no.
400
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:42,680
You know, uh,
I do some stage work.
401
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,781
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah.
402
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:44,948
I didn't know that.
403
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,127
I didn't know
that, that's great.
404
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:50,120
Yeah, I did eight
things professionally.
405
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:54,058
And I got scared every
time I went out there.
406
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,960
But...
407
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,096
You got to go out there if
you want to play that part.
408
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,364
D-Do you know what I mean?
409
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,266
Yeah.
410
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,701
You're making a comparison
between my problem
411
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,504
and being an actor on the stage.
412
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,672
Yeah, that's right, I mean,
413
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,408
but I got scared; I
mean, I used to shake.
414
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:12,843
But something always
used to happen.
415
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,813
I'd remember Peter
O'Toole, he said
416
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:20,150
he said, "if they think they
can do it better than me",
417
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,987
then why aren't they up
here doing it themselves?"
418
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:23,888
Yeah. And that always gave me
419
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,690
the inspiration to go on.
420
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,491
That's great. He said that?
421
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,828
Yeah.
422
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,562
But what if,
423
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,132
what if Lawrence Olivier
and Marlon Brando
424
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:37,201
and Vanessa redgrave
were sitting out there?
425
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,671
I never thought of that.
426
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,173
And then, and then,
427
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,507
and then what if
Ralph Richardson
428
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,876
and Paul Scofield
and John gielgud
429
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,522
happened to be sitting
right next to them?
430
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,813
All of them?
431
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,682
As a matter of fact,
what if, what if
432
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,617
it was an actors benefit
and every great actor
433
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,220
in the whole world was sitting out
there, then what do you do?
434
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,489
I don't deserve to
be in the theater.
435
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:01,291
Bob...
436
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,293
Alex, I stink. Yeah.
437
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,995
Yeah, I know,
we'll talk about that later.
438
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,129
Come on.
439
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,135
Yeah, all right.
440
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,571
Uh, just, uh, let me talk to
him, all right?
441
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,138
It's about time, Alex.
442
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,973
Now we'll finally get
him out of the cab.
443
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,881
Listen, Craig...
444
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,852
I think we'd better
take you home.
445
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:30,320
All right?
446
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,325
Elaine, I think you'd
better drive him home.
447
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,661
Yeah, I think that's a very good idea.
Okay, look, Craig
448
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,006
don't feel bad about it.
I don't, I don't.
449
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,641
It's only your first day.
You were so wonderful.
450
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,076
Okay, Elaine why don't
you take him home.
451
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,300
It's really no problem at all.
452
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:44,869
Whoa!
453
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,944
Craig, are you okay?
454
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,479
I don't know.
455
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,614
Can you take a step?
456
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,722
How's that?
457
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,023
Another one.
458
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:09,593
Okay.
459
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,829
Come to me.
460
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,364
I feel kind of stupid.
461
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,967
Come on, come on.
462
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:22,139
Very good.
463
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,445
Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
464
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,980
It's okay, it's okay.
465
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,650
Really, just relax.
466
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:50,300
Wheeler, 681.
467
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:58,075
Banta, 324.
468
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,214
Iggy, 111.
469
00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:14,691
Reiger, 816.
470
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,674
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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