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Hey, Elaine,
it still raining out?
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No. They opened a fire hydrant,
and I've been playing in it.
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Oh.
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Avast, you lubbers!
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What a beautiful day it is.
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It's coming down
buckets out there.
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The weatherman said
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it's going to last all day
long, ha-ha!
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You like the rain, boss?
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I love the rain, iggy!
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You know why I love the rain?
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No, boss. Why, boss, why?
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I love the rain
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because when it
rains nobody walks.
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What is it I always say?
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What happens when it showers?
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Come on. Come on.
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What happens when it showers?
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Big bookings are ours.
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And what happens when it rains?
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Monetary gains.
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This is fun.
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What happens when it drizzles?
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Shut up, ignatowski.
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What an ear for
poetry that man has.
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All right, I've got an
announcement to make here.
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All right, attention.
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Listen up, here.
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I have a personal
announcement to make.
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I put my mother in a rest home
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so I am having a lavish
party at my now bachelor pad
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and none of you cab
drivers are invited.
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Oh, you're breaking our
hearts, Lou.
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I'm really sorry that
none of you can make it.
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What time should I be
there, Louie?
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Any time you want, latka.
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As soon as you get there
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I'm throwing your foreign butt
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down the stairs.
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Well, in that case,
I might be a little late.
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I can't believe it, Louie.
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I just can't believe
you would celebrate
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putting your mother in a home.
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Hey, rieger, it's not easy
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living with your
mother all these years.
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There's no privacy
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and every day it's
the same thing...
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"Louie, eat your dinner."
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"Louie,
turn down the television."
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"Louie, don't use the doilies
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to clean the beer
off your chin."
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So what kind of rest
home is your mom in?
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Got me.
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You mean you didn't
even take her there?
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Well, I-I-I took her there.
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Not right to the door, I mean.
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You mean you didn't go in
and check the place out?
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What the hell do I look
like, Mike Wallace?
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I mean, what's the big deal?
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It's a rest home.
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All right, all right, now
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why don't you consumer advocates
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line up for your
cab assignments.
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There's a city full of
mildewing people out there
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just dying to snuggle
up next to you.
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Banta, 599.
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Rieger...
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Okay, Lou.
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Say sevenish?
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What are you talking about?
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You know, the-the party.
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Dress nice.
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What on earth would make
me go to a party of yours?
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Hold it.
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The way I figure it, rieger,
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you're the only
guy in this garage
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who won't embarrass me in
front of my friends. Oh.
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And... let me tell you this...
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This is going to be a bash.
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Huh?
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I'm talking about wild.
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Let me give you a little tip.
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Make sure you don't have
any holes in your shorts,
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if you know what I mean.
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You know something, Lou?
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I can't believe this,
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but I'm actually tempted
to go to that party.
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Mmm...
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I mean,
I can't believe I'm saying this,
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but it's sort of a
nagging curiosity in me.
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You know that kind
of morbid curiosity
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when you pass a car wreck,
you just got to slow down.
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Or when you have a
sore in your mouth
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you put your tongue against it
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so you know it hurts.
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Or when you have a
container of milk
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that you know has gone sour.
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You just got to smell it
before you throw it away.
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I can't wait either.
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All right.
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Here's another one,
here's another one.
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Orson welles's necktie.
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Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
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Oh, it's not the cops.
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Hi, Alex.
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Hi, Louie.
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All right, keep it down, guys.
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I got an introduction to make.
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Alex, this is Lyle,
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huey, and Daytona Dave.
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Have a seat, Alex.
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I'll get you a brew.
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What did I miss?
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No, no. You leave the room,
you got to pay the price.
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Boy, the stories were
just flying around here
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a minute ago.
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Hey, Lyle,
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tell Alex the one
about how you woke up
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in the morning and your gums
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were bleeding.
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No, no, no, that's okay.
That's okay.
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Don't be repetitious
on my account.
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So...
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How did, uh... you guys...
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Ever get together?
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You know...
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You know how a crowd
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always gathers
around on the street
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to watch when some guy's
had a heart attack?
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We were the last ones to leave.
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The ties that bind.
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Hors d'oeuvres?
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Thank you.
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Got to go.
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Where you going?
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We got another party.
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Well, listen,
I hope they have a couch.
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Come on, guys.
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The evening's young.
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It's the shank of the evening.
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It's only 7:30.
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Well, if you insist.
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Thanks for dropping by.
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We ought to do this more often.
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Keep smiling.
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Boy!
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What an evening!
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Oh, gosh,
it's great to know guys
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you can get silly
with like that.
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I'm probably not
going to remember
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any of this in the morning.
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Are they the only ones
that showed up, Lou?
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Well, uh...
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I thought a few more
people would come, but...
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Um...
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Hey, I know what we need here.
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A little music.
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Ma's got a ton of
records over here.
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No, thanks, Lou.
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You feel like a
little Jerry vale?
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Uh, no. Thanks, Lou.
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I've been listening
to him all day.
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Well, look, Lou,
I really got to go.
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So soon?
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Yeah.
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Come on, stick around
for a little bite to eat.
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No, that's all right.
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Come on. Here.
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Here, I'll heat it up.
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No, thanks, Lou.
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I'd really better shove off.
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How about a little TV?
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Come on.
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No, no... Louie, I don't...
I don't really want to watch TV.
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You don't like being here
alone, do you, Louie?
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What, are you kidding?
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I've been waiting for
this all my life, rieger.
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I love being alone.
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Louie...
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You miss your mother, don't you?
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Get off it, rieger.
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I don't miss her.
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I think about her a lot.
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Who wouldn't think about her
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with all the junk
she left around here?
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Look at this stuff. Geez!
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Look. This stupid tea cup.
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Her little shawl.
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She left her little shoes here.
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Look at her little shoes, Alex.
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No, no.
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One shoe.
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Come on.
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No.
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I'm really sorry I brought her
up, Lou.
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Yeah.
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Well, you're right.
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I've been trying to hide it...
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But I admit it.
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I miss her.
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I wish she was here.
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Why don't you call her up?
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Tell her to come home.
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No, no, no.
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You don't understand.
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I lied about that, too.
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It was her idea to leave.
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Oh.
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We had that same old
argument we always have.
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She burned my dinner.
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I called her a name,
she called me a name
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and then I hid her teeth.
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You hid her teeth?
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Yeah. Next thing I know
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she's walking out
the door saying,
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"so long."
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She never left me before.
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If anybody's going
to do any calling
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it's going to be her
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because a man never begs.
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Ma taught me that.
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I lost ma.
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Look, Lou, I was thinking
about stopping off at Mario's
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on the way home for a nightcap.
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You want to come along?
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Look, rieger,
I don't want your pity.
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If you're inviting me out
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like a guy invites his buddy for a
drink, that's okay,
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but if you're doing
this out of pity,
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well, let's forget it.
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It's pity, Lou.
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Well, a beer's a beer.
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Aw, Louie...
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You look terrible.
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What are you staring at?
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Get your stupid eyes off me.
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Hey, Lou...
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You okay?
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What, are you kidding, rieger?
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I'm on top of the world,
sitting on a rainbow.
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You been, uh,
spending a lot of time
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with those friends
of yours lately?
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No.
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Lyle shot huey.
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He shot him?
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Yeah. It was an accident.
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He just wounded him.
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Oh.
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Six times.
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Must put a strain
on their friendship.
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Come on, rieger,
leave me alone, huh?
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All right. All right.
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Hi, latka.
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Louie.
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Yeah?
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It is ten minutes past the hour.
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I know.
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But that means I am late.
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Yeah.
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Louie...
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Yesterday I snuck out early.
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Oh?
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Also, I figured out
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a way of getting
coffee from the machine
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without paying money.
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Louie, are you listening to me?
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Hey, uh,
a nice suit you're wearing.
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Maybe it will come
back in style.
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Is, is, is that a
nose, your nose
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or are you sucking
on the banana?
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00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:16,534
I don't want to say you're
ugly, but you know...
272
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,667
Don't press your luck, latka.
273
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,767
Okay, Louie.
274
00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:23,167
I'm sorry.
275
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,133
Boy, I was cooking.
276
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:29,267
Louie's in bad shape.
277
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,400
Listen, you guys,
you know, uh...
278
00:15:31,434 --> 00:15:34,167
His mother is the
only friend he has.
279
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:38,033
Hey, what do you guys say
280
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,667
that we invite him
for a game of cards?
281
00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:40,968
Are you nuts?
282
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,534
Come on, Bobby, it will help him
take his mind off his mother.
283
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,067
I don't want to.
284
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,477
Come on. Come on, it wouldn't even
hurt to just invite him this once.
285
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:48,734
Okay, okay.
286
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:50,067
You guys can do what you want,
287
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:54,100
but I'm playing this
game under protest.
288
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:56,200
Hey, Lou...
289
00:15:56,234 --> 00:15:58,901
Hey, Louie,
how would you like to come over
290
00:15:58,934 --> 00:16:00,414
and have a game of cards with
us, huh?
291
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,701
You want me to play
cards with you?
292
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:08,901
Yeah, yeah.
293
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,400
Look, we're kind of
worried about you, Lou,
294
00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:12,734
so, uh, come on.
295
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:15,100
All right. Sure.
296
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,934
Sure, I'll join you.
297
00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:18,234
Okay.
298
00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:20,234
Look, Lou, do me a
favor, would you,
299
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:23,767
and don't mention anything
about your mother, okay?
300
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:25,334
Okay. She's forgotten.
301
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,133
Come on.
302
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:29,167
Leave the shoe here, Lou.
303
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,000
All right.
304
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,267
Jeff,
you watch the cage for me here.
305
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:38,133
I'm going to go play
cards with the guys.
306
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,534
I was invited.
307
00:16:40,868 --> 00:16:42,167
That's nice, Lou.
308
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,901
Come on, Louie.
And keep your eye on the shoe.
309
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:47,300
Okay.
310
00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:54,501
I was invited to play
cards with the guys.
311
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:56,968
Congratulations, boss.
312
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,534
Come on, Lou.
313
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,067
- Come on, Lou.
- Right here, baby.
314
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,601
Best seat, right there.
315
00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:03,400
Five card draw is the game.
316
00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:05,200
Ooh, I love five card draw.
317
00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:06,801
That's my favorite game.
318
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:08,434
This is going to be fun.
319
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:09,701
Yeah, that's right.
320
00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:10,968
Jacks or better now.
321
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,200
Okay. Ante up, everybody...
a nickel.
322
00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:15,200
Oh, good, Bob.
323
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,868
Oh!
324
00:17:16,901 --> 00:17:18,601
I open for a nickel.
325
00:17:18,634 --> 00:17:19,834
All right, I'll see that.
326
00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:20,901
Oh, excuse me, Lou.
327
00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:22,176
I just want to get
a cup of coffee.
328
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,767
All right, Alex.
329
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:26,334
Okay, I see your nickel,
and I raise you a nickel.
330
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:28,100
Ooh! This is exciting!
331
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:30,267
I have to get out.
Boy, that's it.
332
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,467
Well, I see you...
333
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:34,701
Oh, good. All right.
334
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,367
Well, I'm in with you.
335
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,834
Okay. Where are we?
336
00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:39,767
Uh, a nickel to you, Alex.
337
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,067
Who raised Louie?
338
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,534
Who raised Louie?
339
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,234
Ma raised Louie.
340
00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:46,634
That's it.
341
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:50,200
Ma raised me.
342
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:52,434
Louie, I want to talk to you.
343
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,467
Louie, I want to talk to you.
344
00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:57,100
Louie, you're becoming a
sniveling, weepy
345
00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:58,567
obnoxious boob
346
00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:00,667
and I'm getting sick of it.
Do you hear me?
347
00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:02,240
Now, look,
if you want your mother, go and
348
00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:03,877
get your mother,
but don't just stand there!
349
00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:05,801
Louie, Louie, come here.
Come here.
350
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,009
I want to show you...
I want to show you something.
351
00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:09,467
Come here.
I want to show you yourself.
352
00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:11,367
Look in that mirror.
353
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,367
Look at that.
354
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,367
That's you.
355
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,100
Is that me?
356
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:16,767
Yeah, that's you!
357
00:18:16,801 --> 00:18:18,734
I'm a boob!
358
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:21,133
That's not me.
359
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,501
That's not the way
I handle things.
360
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:25,501
Oh, yes, it is.
361
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:36,767
That's me.
362
00:18:36,801 --> 00:18:37,934
That's me.
363
00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:39,334
I'm going to do it.
364
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,367
I'm gonna stand on
my feet and fight.
365
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,467
All right.
366
00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:43,968
Get ready, world.
367
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,634
Louie de palma is back.
368
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,367
Latka,
I'm docking you a week's pay.
369
00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:52,334
And nobody ever ask me
370
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,334
to play cards again.
371
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,834
Louie de palma does not
play cards with losers.
372
00:18:57,868 --> 00:18:59,334
And, rieger...
373
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,734
The next time you
lay a hand on me,
374
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,701
you're history.
375
00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:08,300
Now, if you'll all excuse me,
I'm going to get my mommy.
376
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:32,033
Ma, it's me, Louie.
377
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,601
Louie?
378
00:19:33,634 --> 00:19:34,934
Yeah.
379
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:40,267
Ma...
yeah, I come to take you home.
380
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,701
Look, come on.
381
00:19:42,734 --> 00:19:45,133
Hey,
I'm fed up with this nonsense.
382
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,601
You don't belong here.
383
00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:48,267
You belong home with me.
384
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,133
Now come on, open this door.
385
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,834
Open it up or I'm
going to break it down.
386
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:58,834
Oh, yeah?
387
00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:02,601
Well, hum a few bars of
this, crazy lady.
388
00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:15,601
What's the matter with you?
389
00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:18,767
You never seen a man
visiting his mother before?
390
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,801
Get out of here.
391
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,434
Come on, look.
392
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:28,567
All right, let's talk this over.
393
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:30,667
I mean, what's the big deal
about the fight we had?
394
00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:34,200
I mean, we always fight.
395
00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:39,467
Called you a bad name?
396
00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:41,667
What bad name did I call you?
397
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:56,300
It slipped out.
398
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,567
Look... look, ma, come on home.
399
00:21:03,601 --> 00:21:04,734
Come on.
400
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:08,701
I promise we won't
fight anymore.
401
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:12,200
Ma, when you're not
there, it's so quiet
402
00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:14,934
I can hear the toilet running.
403
00:21:17,801 --> 00:21:19,934
I'm sorry for getting mushy.
404
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:27,400
Aw, ma,
what are you talking about
405
00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:29,400
I should get married?
406
00:21:29,434 --> 00:21:31,467
I'm not ready to get married.
407
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:34,968
Besides,
who would want to marry me?
408
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Elaine nardo.
409
00:21:38,534 --> 00:21:41,734
Well, I, I know I told you
that she's nuts about me,
410
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,868
but...
but she's a little overeager.
411
00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:46,467
Well, Susan Anton.
412
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:52,033
You know, well,
I haven't closed that door yet.
413
00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:55,834
What am I talking about here?
414
00:21:55,868 --> 00:21:59,567
Ma, I got to be
honest with you here.
415
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:10,634
All those women...
I'm always telling you about
416
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:13,501
that are after me...
417
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,634
I'm making that up, ma.
418
00:22:19,434 --> 00:22:21,434
I'm a lonely man, ma.
419
00:22:23,334 --> 00:22:25,501
I need you there.
420
00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:38,133
If I come home,
will you be nice to me?
421
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:42,133
For a while.
422
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,601
Okay, Louie, I'll go home.
423
00:23:28,467 --> 00:23:30,100
All right, all right, all right.
424
00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:31,834
Come on, come on.
425
00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:36,100
Ma, you shouldn't be
carrying that suitcase
426
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:38,100
with your bad hand.
427
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:40,234
Here.
428
00:23:40,267 --> 00:23:41,901
Come on, ma.
429
00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:28,334
Night, Mr. Walters.
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