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Here's one.
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Driver...
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Where to?
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The Plaza hotel.
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The Plaza hotel...
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Hey, look,
I know you may be skeptical...
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I know you may be skeptical,
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but by the end of the day,
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you're going to be thanking me.
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What's the matter?
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The Plaza hotel...
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Is that in New York?
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Uh, I think we should
get another cab.
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No, no, no,
stay right where you are.
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I'll fix you up.
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Uh, g... 7.
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Oh...
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Oh, that's not far.
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I could drive you over.
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Good.
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All right.
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Now, look, I'm telling you,
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this man is brilliant.
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Every time I go to
one of his seminars,
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I come out feeling high.
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Really?
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And when I say
high, I mean high...
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Higher than I've
ever been on a drug.
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All the success I've had
in the last four years,
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I attribute to him
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and to his theory of
dynamic perfection.
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Well, everything I've heard,
it sounds really great.
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I'm telling you,
it is the secret
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to organizing a business,
to beating your competitors,
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to getting somewhere in life...
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To happiness.
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Well, here we are, gentlemen.
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The airport.
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You picked us up at the airport.
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I thought we got
here awfully fast.
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Where was it you wanted to go?
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The Plaza hotel.
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Plaza hotel...
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Hi, Jim.
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Boy, what a bunch of losers.
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You talking about us, Jim?
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I'm talking about you,
I'm talking about me,
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I'm talking about all of us.
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But I'm not going to
be a failure for long.
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I found the secret:
Dynamic perfectionism.
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Well...
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I think the little Dutch
boy in iggy's brain
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just let the water go.
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Hey, hey, Jim,
what are you talking about?
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Well, I picked up a couple of
guys at the airport tonight
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and finally got them into town.
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And while I was driving along,
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they were talking about this
dynamic perfectionism stuff.
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I want to tell you,
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I've learned what
separates successful people
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from people like us.
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Barbed wire, if they're smart.
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So, uh,
what's the big secret, Jim?
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Come on, tell us what it is.
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Simple.
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Uh...
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Every one of us has
something in this world
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that we want more
than anything else.
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Everyone of us has a goal.
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This should be good.
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What's your goal, Jim?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, no, Tony, I can't tell you.
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Like the guy said tonight,
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"be a doer, not a talker."
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- Oh.
- Oh!
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The point is
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you got to have a
goal and go for it.
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I have a goal...
Something I always wanted
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and thought was impossible.
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Being able to think
without moving your lips?
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No, no, no.
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That's not enough anymore.
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My goal is something
much bigger than that.
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So how do you go about
reaching this goal?
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The way you go about getting it
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is to do every little
thing in your life
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the best you can.
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If you do everything perfectly,
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eventually you'll
reach your goal.
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Therefore, I'm going to
do everything perfectly.
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I'm going to start at the bottom
and do as well as I possibly can
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the most meaningless,
insignificant, mindless acts...
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Like my job, for instance.
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Boss?
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How much does a
good cab driver make
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in a night?
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150 bucks.
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What was my best night?
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You once broke $12.
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Oh.
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Boss, I want to drive again.
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I want to go right back
out there on those streets
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and drive another shift...
A perfect shift.
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I want to be a
perfect cab driver.
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I want to be perfect.
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Well, you're on the right track.
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You've already made a
perfect ass of yourself.
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All right!
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Yeah, yes, officer.
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It's sunshine cab number 643.
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The driver's name is ignatowski
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but he'll answer to waterhead...
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Uh... Mr. Halloween...
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The fog...
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Or hey, scuzzo.
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Yeah, thanks a lot,
all right, yeah.
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Hey, Louie, what's wrong?
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What's wrong?
I'll tell you what's wrong.
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"Mr. Perfection" is
still out with that cab
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so I reported him.
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You mean Jim's still out there?
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He's been driving
for almost 24 hours.
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Hey, listen, maybe some of us
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ought to go out
and look for him.
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That's a good idea.
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Yeah, but where would we start?
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I mean, where could he be?
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Where would Jim decide to go?
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Why don't we try
thinking like Jim
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for a minute, okay?
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No, let's not do that anymore.
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It hurts.
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Yeah.
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Jim!
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Howdy!
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All right!
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Jim, where you been?
Jim, where have you been?
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I've been out there,
working towards my goal.
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Ignatowski!
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You're fired!
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Boss,
maybe you should look at my
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trip sheet!
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I don't have to
look at anything!
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You are unemployed. Out!
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What, are you telling me
that I can't fire him?
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I only kept him around this long
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because he's a
conversation piece.
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Hey, Jim,
how come you were gone so long?
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I guess I was
concentrating so hard
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on being a great cab driver,
I forgot about the time.
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Well, that's that.
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I guess I'll be moseying along.
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Three hundred and
seventy-three dollars?
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So long, everybody.
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Ignatowski!
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Yo, boss.
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I love you.
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A handshake would have done
it, boss.
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Hi, I'd like to go to...
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Oh, welcome aboard sunshine cab
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number 1-3-4.
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My name's Jim ignatowski
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and I'll be your driver.
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I'd like to go to carnegie hall.
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Carnegie hall...
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Okeydoke.
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Traffic today
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between here and there
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should be light to moderate.
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We're not expecting
any bad weather.
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We're traveling now along
the Avenue of the americas,
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which was formerly
known as sixth Avenue.
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Us old-time new yorkers
still like to refer to it
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as sixth Avenue.
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Old habits die hard.
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Speaking of old habits...
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On your right,
you'll notice a group of nuns
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going into radio
city music hall.
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It's... by the way,
it's a bit nippy out there today.
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If you'd like a nice
hot cup of java,
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there is some in that
thermos back there.
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If you want a sandwich,
help yourself.
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We got salami,
sardine and watercress.
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This is the strangest
cab ride I've ever had.
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Sir, if providing
comfort, service
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and satisfaction to my
customers is strange
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then you can call me a freak.
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Thank you.
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You're a freak.
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Thank you.
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Well, here we are.
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Watch your step getting out
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and thank you for
riding sunshine cabs.
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Did I get you here fast enough?
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Yeah, it was very quick.
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In fact...
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I'm a little early.
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I wouldn't mind a cup of coffee.
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Why don't you take another
trip around the block.
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You betcha.
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If, uh, you'd like to
listen to a little music,
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there's a stereo-headphone
set in the back.
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Thank you.
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We're featuring a Sinatra
retrospective this evening.
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That would be very nice.
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♪ If somebody needs you...
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♪ it's no good unless
she needs you ♪
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♪ All the way.
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♪ Doobee doobee doobee doo wa... ♪
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Hey, here he comes.
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Hey... Jim!
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James!
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Hi, boss!
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James, my son.
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Welcome home.
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How'd it go?
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Fine, fine, fine.
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Yeah? So how much money
did you make, huh?
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Approximately.
Come on, come on, tell us.
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Fifteen dollars.
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Fifteen dollars?!
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I was only kidding, boss.
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Ah!
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Oh!
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That one's on you, boss!
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Oh...
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You lug, you.
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What a guy, what a witty guy.
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I love this man.
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Come on, so how much did you make?
How much?
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Come on, tell us.
Come on, give, give.
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It's a new record.
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I want everybody to know
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that Mr. MacKenzie
called me personally,
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not ten minutes ago,
to congratulate me
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on having the hottest
shift in this garage,
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and I got the
franchise right here
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to thank for it.
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You know, Louie,
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your love for Jim
is really touching.
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Yeah, iggy and me are tight.
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We're like Roy and trigger.
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Hey, Jim, you're not falling for
this, are you?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Am I, boss?
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There's nothing to fall
for, iggy.
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Wheeler's just jealous.
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But the fact of the matter is
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there's a structure
to cab driving.
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It's like...
It's like a tree of life.
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On the very topmost branches
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you have the ignatowskis.
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Beneath them,
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you have the riegers
and the nardos.
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Below that,
you have your bantas,
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apes and Gibbons.
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Below that, you have your lice,
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your pond scum... Your wheelers.
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You can't get lower
than wheelers.
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What about me, Louie?
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I stand corrected.
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All right, enough chitchat.
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I'm going to take these totals
right up there to Mr. MacKenzie.
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Ace iggy!
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Hey, Jim, congratulations.
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I really mean it.
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Yeah, what you're
doing is so incredible.
269
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Hey, we are all really
proud of you, man.
270
00:15:13,801 --> 00:15:14,767
Even me, Jim.
271
00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:15,801
Well, it's sort of nice
272
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:17,467
being the best at
something in the world,
273
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,334
you know what I mean?
274
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:21,767
I'm sort of sorry to end it.
275
00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:24,133
End it?! What do you mean, end it?
What's wrong?
276
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:27,467
Well, I've got everything
now I need to obtain my goal.
277
00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:30,634
You mean you're not going to
be a good cab driver anymore?
278
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:34,400
Oh, that was too much hard work.
279
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,033
I've always liked
myself the way I was.
280
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,200
There was just one thing lacking
281
00:15:39,234 --> 00:15:40,601
and now I've got it.
282
00:15:40,634 --> 00:15:41,734
What is it?
283
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,067
Yeah, what is that?
284
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:47,400
I want you to come
to my house tomorrow
285
00:15:47,434 --> 00:15:49,067
and I'll reveal my goal.
286
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,567
"I want you to come to
my house tomorrow night
287
00:15:54,601 --> 00:15:55,601
and I'll reveal my goal."
288
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:02,567
By the way,
do you spell your name
289
00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:04,634
with one "o" or two?
290
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,000
One.
291
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,267
I'll get it right next
time, booby.
292
00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:13,601
And I got...
got one here for latka.
293
00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:14,667
Where's latka?
294
00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:15,868
Eh, here.
295
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,534
"Dress optional."
296
00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:26,501
He must mean how we dress,
not if we dress, right?
297
00:16:26,534 --> 00:16:28,100
No, I don't think so.
298
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,100
Why?
299
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,601
Yours is the only
one that says that.
300
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,100
Hey, come on,
let's go to Mario's, huh?
301
00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:36,701
Yeah, that's a good idea.
302
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,033
I'll buy you all a drink.
303
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,200
Hey!
304
00:16:39,234 --> 00:16:40,267
Oh, how nice!
305
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,534
Hey, what the hell?
306
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:42,534
I'm rich.
307
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:44,634
I'll buy each of you a drink.
308
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,067
Even better!
309
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:14,501
Hi, Jim.
310
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,534
Hi, everybody.
311
00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:18,367
Can I take your coats?
312
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,467
Oh, yeah, sure.
313
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:20,667
Thanks.
314
00:17:20,701 --> 00:17:22,501
Yeah, thanks, Jim.
315
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:23,501
Here.
316
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:24,501
Thanks a lot.
317
00:17:24,534 --> 00:17:26,367
Make yourselves comfortable.
318
00:17:27,534 --> 00:17:28,534
Thank you.
319
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,734
What do you got under the
old blankets here, Jim?
320
00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,734
All in good time, Tony.
321
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:37,334
Come on, we can't wait
to see your revelation.
322
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:39,367
Yeah, yeah, what's the big secret?
Come on.
323
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,968
There came a time in my life
324
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:47,400
when I sensed a
certain emptiness...
325
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,734
Something missing.
326
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:54,701
And then I discovered
this miracle
327
00:17:54,734 --> 00:17:58,200
to fill my life.
328
00:17:58,234 --> 00:18:02,801
Because the truth of the
whole world is right here...
329
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:09,000
The beauty, the ugliness,
the folly, the glory, the joy,
330
00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:11,567
the heartache,
the yin and the Yang.
331
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:17,334
It's all right here
under this blanket.
332
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:21,133
Anybody care to
guess what it is?
333
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:24,367
Latka?
334
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,868
It is a religious statue
335
00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:29,601
of some spiritual leader...
336
00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:32,467
Maybe one of the prophets?
337
00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:35,467
No, no, no, it's not that.
338
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:38,634
Oh, then it is booze.
339
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,501
Well... wrong again.
340
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,601
Come on, come on, Jim,
the suspense is killing us.
341
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:45,434
Yeah, we're dying to know!
Tell us.
342
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:48,701
I guess I've all kept
you waiting long enough.
343
00:18:48,734 --> 00:18:50,200
Yes.
344
00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:53,567
It's...
345
00:18:57,901 --> 00:18:59,234
Uh...
346
00:19:01,901 --> 00:19:06,968
It's been under the blanket so
long, I forgot.
347
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,601
Now what are we going to do?
348
00:19:08,634 --> 00:19:10,801
Well, why don't you
lift up the blanket
349
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,200
and we'll find out?
350
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,701
Good man, booby.
351
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:17,601
Okay...
352
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,334
What in the world...?
353
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,334
Television?
354
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,701
Television?!
355
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:30,701
You spent all your
money on television?
356
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,801
What am i... nuts?
357
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:39,000
Oh, yeah, now I remember!
358
00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:43,167
This isn't television,
this is television...
359
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,033
A home video center:
360
00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:49,868
Wide-screen TV, video tapes,
361
00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:55,200
video discs,
video computer games,
362
00:19:55,234 --> 00:19:57,868
remote control!
363
00:19:57,901 --> 00:20:00,934
I get channels from all over.
364
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:05,167
I get 24-hours news,
I get 24-hour sports.
365
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,033
I get sessions of congress.
366
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:12,000
I'm on home cinema,
I'm on cable.
367
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:15,000
I'm on satellite.
368
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:16,000
Jim?
369
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,300
Yes?
370
00:20:17,334 --> 00:20:19,767
Do you mean to say you've
been busting your butt,
371
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:20,901
driving 12 hours a day,
372
00:20:20,934 --> 00:20:22,767
breaking all kinds
of company records,
373
00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:23,567
just to buy a television?
374
00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:25,567
Hey, Jim, uh,
I don't know, you know?
375
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:29,701
I expected something more
important to come of this.
376
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:31,934
I mean, this was like a
religious thing to you.
377
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:36,334
Bobby, the whole world
comes through these screens.
378
00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:38,834
I watch the great
events of this world.
379
00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:40,100
Just this afternoon,
380
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,634
I was watching the
Delaware legislature
381
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:45,501
debating whether they
should call themselves
382
00:20:45,534 --> 00:20:48,601
delawarians or delawarites.
383
00:20:48,634 --> 00:20:50,067
That's right.
384
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:54,667
Personally,
I'm rooting for the delawarians,
385
00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:58,367
although the delawarites
put up a good argument.
386
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:02,200
Delawinians didn't
stand a chance.
387
00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:07,033
Well, uh, hey, you know, boy,
it's really getting late.
388
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,834
I'm going to go get a bite.
389
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,467
Yeah, I'll go with you.
390
00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:11,834
Yeah, good idea.
391
00:21:11,868 --> 00:21:15,167
You're going to be missing
a great water Polo game.
392
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,167
Water Polo?
393
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,167
Uh-huh.
394
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,567
You mean horses swim?
395
00:21:18,601 --> 00:21:21,934
They not only swim,
they hold their breath forever.
396
00:21:21,968 --> 00:21:25,367
They play the whole game
and never come up for air.
397
00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:27,467
Well, good night, Jim.
398
00:21:27,501 --> 00:21:29,000
We'll see you tomorrow.
399
00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:30,067
Good night. Thanks.
400
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,701
- Yeah, Jim, thank you.
- Good night.
401
00:21:31,734 --> 00:21:34,601
Tony, would you catch
the light on the way out?
402
00:21:34,634 --> 00:21:36,167
Sure, Jim.
403
00:21:46,534 --> 00:21:48,701
That's apocalypse now.
404
00:21:48,734 --> 00:21:49,934
Come sit.
405
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:53,501
Huh.
406
00:21:53,534 --> 00:21:54,868
That's funny.
407
00:21:56,367 --> 00:22:00,067
And that's submarine
command with William bendix.
408
00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:03,968
That's an islander home
game, gee.
409
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,601
I got stations from
all over America.
410
00:22:06,634 --> 00:22:08,934
Programs from all
over the world...
411
00:22:08,968 --> 00:22:11,300
First-run movies,
sporting events...
412
00:22:11,334 --> 00:22:13,868
And whenever I get
bored with something,
413
00:22:13,901 --> 00:22:17,200
I just switch channels
with this little magic box.
414
00:22:17,234 --> 00:22:18,200
Wow!
415
00:22:18,234 --> 00:22:19,801
Well, if you'll all excuse me,
416
00:22:19,834 --> 00:22:23,968
I don't think I'm going to waste
my evening watching television.
417
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,067
I mean, Jim,
I'm very happy for you,
418
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,968
if this is really what you want.
419
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,767
But, you know,
there's a whole world out there,
420
00:22:30,801 --> 00:22:33,968
and I think I'd rather be
out there talking to people,
421
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,100
you know, meeting people
and having real experiences,
422
00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:39,033
instead of sitting here watching
423
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:40,968
a couple of images
on television,
424
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,100
trying to decide between
delawarians and delawarites.
425
00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:45,100
Attention.
426
00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:46,100
Good night.
427
00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:49,167
Here are the results
of the roll call vote.
428
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,434
From this day forward,
429
00:22:50,467 --> 00:22:53,567
all citizens of the
fair state of Delaware
430
00:22:53,601 --> 00:22:56,667
shall be officially
known as delawarians.
431
00:22:56,701 --> 00:22:58,000
What are they, nuts?
432
00:22:58,033 --> 00:22:59,000
Delawarians?
433
00:22:59,033 --> 00:23:00,801
Attention, attention...
434
00:23:00,834 --> 00:23:01,834
Attention, delawarians.
435
00:23:01,868 --> 00:23:04,367
May I have your attention
again, please?
436
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,934
Now that that's settled,
437
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,934
we'll move on to the
next piece of business...
438
00:23:08,968 --> 00:23:12,033
The jeffers-Wagner sewage bill.
439
00:23:12,067 --> 00:23:13,400
This is going to be a dogfight.
440
00:23:14,901 --> 00:23:17,200
Come on, man,
put on my hockey game.
441
00:23:18,734 --> 00:23:19,868
That's not hockey.
442
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,200
There we go.
443
00:23:32,234 --> 00:23:34,300
Come on, islanders, let's go.
444
00:23:37,033 --> 00:23:41,901
Hey, Alex, you know the
great thing about television?
445
00:23:41,934 --> 00:23:46,234
If something really important
happens anywhere in the world...
446
00:23:46,267 --> 00:23:49,000
Night or day...
447
00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:51,167
You can always
change the channel.
448
00:24:25,434 --> 00:24:27,000
Night, Mr. Walters.
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