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Louie!
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Yeah.
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Cockroach at 10:00.
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Oh, my god!
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That's the biggest
cockroach I've ever seen!
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That's a man-eater.
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I'm going up after it.
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Careful, Louie.
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Give me something,
give me something.
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Here.
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Did you see that?
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I hit him dead center
with everything I had,
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and he just smiled at me.
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Here he comes!
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Well... He's gone now.
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Yeah... he's gone.
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But he'll be back.
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Jim, i-I'm expecting
an important call.
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Just a short call, please, okay?
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Okeydoke.
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Thank-thanks a lot.
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Who am I calling?
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You mean,
you weren't going to use the phone?
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No, I-I was going
to the bathroom.
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Oh.
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But I'll make that short, too.
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Tony, what's with
Bobby with the phone?
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Oh, today he finds out
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whether he got that movie
part he's been trying for.
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It's between me and another guy.
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I wish they'd call already.
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The suspense is killing me.
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Oh, Bob, Bob, come on.
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It's not the last job
you're going to lose.
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I mean, uh, no, I mean, uh...
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Hey,
what kind of attitude is that?
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I mean, come on.
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Let's assume Bobby's
going to get the job
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and approach it with
a positive attitude,
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you know. Sorry, Bob. Yeah.
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Let him hear the negative things
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after he loses it.
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Oh, no, no, sorry.
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That's okay, Elaine.
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I still think I have
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a damn good chance
of getting this.
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Well, good.
That's the way to think, Bobby.
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Ifnosh cafe?
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Latka, latka, I'm waiting
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for an important call.
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Uh, this is important, too.
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I am ordering my lunch.
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You see, there is a
restaurant just open up,
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and they serve food
from my country.
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Yeah, but-but it's... All right.
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Hello?
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Yes.
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Oh, yes, hello.
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Yes.
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Hello.
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Thank you, and you, too.
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I know.
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I would like to order some
food, please.
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Okay.
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First, I would like to
order a tossed gravlitee.
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I would like to... okay...
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And a fried yufnish
in the basket.
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And a... a... Profnika
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with everything. Yes.
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Yes, and two large...
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Latka, is there any way
you could do this faster?
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Oh, sure.
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Just give me the number seven.
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Thanks.
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Hi.
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Yeah, this is he.
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Yeah, I-I-I understand.
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Um...
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Yeah, thanks for calling.
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Well, come on already.
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The suspense is killing me.
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You get it or not?
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Banta, sometimes I
wish you were smarter
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just so you'd know
how dumb you are.
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The other guy beat me out.
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You know, I've lost jobs before,
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but what kills me
about this one,
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is the guy I lost it to
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has almost no experience,
and he's not very good.
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The only reason he got this job
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is because of his looks.
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Oh, come on, Bobby.
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You're great-looking.
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No, you see,
they didn't cast him
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because he's better
looking than me.
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They cast him because
he has the right look.
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You see, casting,
it goes in cycles.
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Common looks are in now.
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It's a handicap to be
classically handsome.
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Don't I know it?
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You see...
you see the type they want now
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is long on street looks,
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short on brains.
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Somebody engaging,
with a boyish smile,
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animal magnetism
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and a dumb but earnest face.
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Somebody like...
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Go ahead and say it, Bobby.
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Somebody like Tony.
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All right! Hear that?
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Hey, thanks a lot.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, this is it.
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I'm done.
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I'm through.
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I don't want to be
an actor anymore.
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My career is dead.
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Thank god...
It suffered long enough.
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Bobby?
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Dropped by to see
how you're doing.
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How you doing?
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Okay,
for a guy whose career is over.
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Ah, that's good.
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I thought you'd still be
depressed or something.
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I brought beer and fudgesicles.
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Look, uh, Tony,
I-I don't feel much
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like talking now, you know?
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Well, uh,
how do you feel about answering?
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I could make up a question,
you could answer it.
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Okay,
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um, I was wondering, Bobby,
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could you tell me
how to be an actor?
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Are you kidding?
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You said I was what
they were looking for.
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Tony, do you have any
idea what acting is like?
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Hey, Bobby,
when I was in grade school,
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I had a part in the
play rip Van winkle.
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I know I shouldn't ask this.
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What part did you play?
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I was the guy that woke him up.
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Hey, Bobby, you think it's easy
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waking a guy up after
he's slept 40 years?
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Tony, you got fudgesicle
all over your face.
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Listen, how do you get an acting
job, Bobby?
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Well,
you're asking the wrong guy.
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But, uh, you get an agent
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who introduces you
to casting directors
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who introduces you to
producers who hire you.
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Well, that's sounds okay.
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Let's do it like that.
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Tony, it's not that easy.
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Come on, you have no experience.
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Wake up. Rip, wake up, rip.
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Wake up, rip.
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Almost no experience.
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You told me
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the guy who beat you out
yesterday for that movie part
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had almost no experience.
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And he wasn't even that
good, but he looked right.
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So, if I look right, why can't I
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get parts, too, Bob?
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I don't...
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Hey, maybe you could.
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What the hell.
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I'll call my agent.
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The worst he can do is
laugh, right?
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Uh, Bobby,
I don't think I want your agent.
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And why not?
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I mean, he hasn't exactly
made you a star, you know.
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Tony, Tony,
what is it that you want?
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Bobby,
I want you to be my agent.
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You're my friend,
you'd look out for me.
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Tony, Tony, that's crazy.
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Why? You got extra time now,
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especially if you're
not gonna act anymore.
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Tony, you don't know
what you're saying.
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Bobby, Bobby, listen.
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I saw that movie the raging
bull, right?
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Yeah. And I read someplace
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where a lot of the
guys in that movie
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weren't real actors.
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Some of them were
fighters just like me.
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Bobby, Bobby, listen, man.
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I'm serious about this.
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Bobby, I know this sounds crazy,
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but all my life,
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I felt I was gonna
be something special.
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I thought I was gonna be famous.
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I know that sounds crazy,
but that's the way I felt.
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I always thought all this time
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I was gonna be
famous as a boxer,
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but when you said
"actor," it hit me.
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That's where I belong.
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You do have the
right face for it.
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That's what I think, too.
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A girl I once dated
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said I was an Italian
Sylvester Stallone.
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Yeah, I think the world is
waiting for one of those.
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And Bobby, when I make it,
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you're in all my movies.
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Oh, hey, what the hell?
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You know, you may be a natural.
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You know,
sometimes that happens.
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You may have more talent than
either one of us realizes.
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That means you'll do it?
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Yeah. All right.
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I can't believe this.
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I am going to manage you.
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What do we do? What do we do?
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Okay, now, hey,
we got a lot of work to do.
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Now first of all,
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I want you to take
these plays home.
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Here, here, here.
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And I want you to read them,
I want you to study them,
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I want you to get
familiar with them.
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And then tomorrow,
we start working together.
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All right, Bob.
Now, listen, we're gonna do this right,
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right, Tony? Okay.
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Hey, Bobby,
this is gonna be a great partnership.
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You bet it is.
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Hey, Bobby,
this is one of my favorites...
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Cat on a hot tin roof.
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I seen the Disney version.
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You're still looking
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for that stupid bug, aren't you?
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Stupid bug?
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Nardo, I'll have you know
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that cockroaches were
around before dinosaurs.
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You think they stayed around
that long by being dumb?
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If he could see
over a dashboard,
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I'd have this one driving a cab.
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I've never seen you
so nervous before.
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I'm not nervous.
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I'm just a little curious.
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And I'm trying to do my
part for the hygiene...
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What's that?!
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I couldn't resist.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Nardo, when I catch this one,
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I'm gonna fix you up with it.
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Hey, guys,
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want to see some pictures
I had taken for auditions?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Three poses for 50 cents.
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And what's this one for?
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The one where you're like this?
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That's to show I can do comedy.
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Bobby, look at these
pictures I had taken.
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I figure we can show
'em to casting people.
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Show business is tough.
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Look, Tony, don't worry
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about that kind of stuff, huh.
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I've taken care of it.
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I've been all over town
the last couple of days.
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Every casting
director in this city
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has your picture on his desk.
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Isn't he great?
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And he's doing it
for only ten percent
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of my earnings.
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Look, uh,
I want you to read a scene for me.
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It's a scene from long
day's journey into night.
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Now you're the youngest son,
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and you're trying to
explain to your father
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that you've never
felt at home anywhere.
264
00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:28,934
Okay. Go ahead, stand up.
265
00:12:33,934 --> 00:12:35,901
It was a great mistake,
266
00:12:35,934 --> 00:12:38,067
my being born a man.
267
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,400
I would have been
much more successful
268
00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:43,067
as a seagull or a fish.
269
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,000
Okay, hold it, Tony.
270
00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:46,467
I want to give you
some direction.
271
00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:47,667
I want you to listen to me.
272
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,067
I want you to start over again,
273
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,910
and I want you to think
about what you're saying.
274
00:12:50,934 --> 00:12:53,667
I want you to feel the
words, feel the emotion.
275
00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:54,901
Trust everything.
276
00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:55,901
Leave that pain open, okay?
277
00:12:55,934 --> 00:12:57,076
Now-now go with it. Now just...
278
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,067
Take a moment.
279
00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:01,634
Take a moment, and breathe.
280
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:16,667
It was a great mistake
281
00:13:16,701 --> 00:13:18,267
my being born a man.
282
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:21,067
I would have been
much more successful
283
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:24,267
as a seagull or a fish.
284
00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:30,968
Excuse me. Excuse me.
285
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,767
I want to ask you something.
286
00:13:34,801 --> 00:13:37,267
I could not help overhearing.
287
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:41,567
Uh, I-I would like you...
288
00:13:41,601 --> 00:13:46,567
Could you to be my agent, too?
289
00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:52,234
One time this Italian,
uh, movie company
290
00:13:52,267 --> 00:13:53,901
come to my village
291
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:57,234
to film a movie called
here come the huns.
292
00:13:57,267 --> 00:14:00,667
Uh, do you want to
see my performance?
293
00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:02,334
Oh, yeah. Oh, Tony...
294
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:05,834
Now in this scene,
295
00:14:05,868 --> 00:14:09,501
the-the terrible people,
296
00:14:09,534 --> 00:14:11,033
terrible men, the huns,
297
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:15,200
have gone burned
everything to the ground.
298
00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:18,534
And all the women and children,
299
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:22,868
their bodies are lying around.
300
00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:25,601
The crops are ruined.
301
00:14:25,634 --> 00:14:33,567
Everything I have
ever known is...
302
00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:38,000
destroyed.
303
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:50,734
And so I am standing there,
looking at, at all of this...
304
00:14:52,901 --> 00:14:54,601
And it goes a little
something like this.
305
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:03,501
Wait.
306
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,634
He's good.
307
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,033
I'll get it.
308
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:38,334
Hello,
Robert Wheeler management.
309
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:39,667
Yes, this is he.
310
00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:40,868
Uh, my secretary stepped...
311
00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:42,767
Yeah, I represent Tony banta.
312
00:15:42,801 --> 00:15:45,267
Just let me check those dates.
313
00:15:48,234 --> 00:15:51,033
Well, I see that we're
presently negotiating
314
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:53,200
for a part in the
new Jane Fonda film,
315
00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:55,033
which could tie him
up during that period.
316
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:57,033
Yeah, it is.
317
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,200
It's pretty well set,
318
00:15:58,234 --> 00:15:59,534
but we're not locked in yet.
319
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:03,133
I tell you what,
you give him an audition time
320
00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:06,567
and I can always work
out something with Jane.
321
00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:07,667
Yeah, yeah, okay.
322
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,801
What was that? What was that?
323
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:12,367
11... 2:30, okay.
324
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,634
All right, he will be there.
325
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,227
All right, yeah,
and thanks for calling.
326
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:18,767
I heard.
327
00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:19,934
This is so exciting.
328
00:16:19,968 --> 00:16:22,100
I can't believe it,
your first audition.
329
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,100
Audition?
330
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,733
Hey, I want to hear
about the Fonda film.
331
00:16:32,968 --> 00:16:35,334
Arthur Kramer and Jerry lowe,
332
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:37,000
this is Tony banta
333
00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:38,667
and Mr. Banta's
manager, Mr. Wheeler,
334
00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:40,167
who'll be reading with him.
335
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,267
How do you do? Sit down.
Nice to see you.
336
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,801
So, uh, Tony,
337
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:48,234
you want to tell us something
about yourself before we start?
338
00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:50,667
No, but thanks for asking.
339
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,267
Okay.
340
00:16:57,901 --> 00:17:01,000
Well, uh, why don't we just
start the reading then?
341
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:04,767
Tony, the role you're
playing is self-explanatory.
342
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:07,100
You're a young new yorker
of Italian descent...
343
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,167
Eager,
innocent and a little slow.
344
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:13,300
I'll give it a shot.
345
00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:15,400
You two can start
when you're ready.
346
00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:20,100
Okay, Tony, I'm gonna
start, all right? Okay.
347
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:22,767
Okay, now, I play the part
of the father; Remember that.
348
00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:23,801
Okay.
349
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,376
All right, uh, here,
you stand over here
350
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,100
so they can see
your face better.
351
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,100
All right, you ready?
352
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:31,534
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready.
353
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:32,834
"I understand if you hate me.
354
00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:35,267
"I can't blame you for that,
355
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:39,000
even if it hurts me more
than I've ever been hurt."
356
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:40,300
"Yeah, okay."
357
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:42,701
But at least try to understand.
358
00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:45,834
You don't know what it was
like for me all those years...
359
00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:48,567
Living a lie, pretending I
was somebody that I wasn't,
360
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,968
trying to drown that pain
with booze and drugs.
361
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,734
Hey, listen.
362
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:57,000
No, let me go on.
363
00:17:57,033 --> 00:18:00,000
This isn't easy for me,
but you have to know.
364
00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:02,801
I did my best.
365
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,934
Those years,
they were hell for me.
366
00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:06,567
Sometimes I thought
I would go crazy.
367
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:08,133
Finally,
there was nothing I could do
368
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,176
but just run away from it,
369
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,033
and I'm ashamed of that now.
370
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,901
But it was either that
371
00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:18,267
or taking my life
with my own hands.
372
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:21,667
Son... I'm so glad
we can talk like this
373
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,734
after all these years.
374
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:25,534
"Me, too."
375
00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:32,567
Thank you. Thank you.
I think we've heard enough.
376
00:18:32,601 --> 00:18:35,267
Oh, yeah. Uh, come on, Tony.
377
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,634
Yeah.
378
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,133
Can you start tomorrow?
379
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,167
Him?
380
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,367
You bet!
381
00:18:42,734 --> 00:18:45,100
Are you saying you want...
Him for the role?
382
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:46,667
Yeah, that's what we're saying.
383
00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,734
We want him to start tomorrow
384
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,634
in long island for
some location shooting.
385
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,868
You, you're going to hire him
386
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:54,501
after that reading?
387
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,167
Well, it's a small part.
388
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,634
You know,
we'll get a dialogue coach
389
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,534
to help him out a little
bit with the lines.
390
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:04,133
He'll be fine.
391
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:06,234
Oh, uh, because he looks right.
392
00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:08,100
Yeah.
393
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:12,567
Well, I think that's just dandy.
394
00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:14,968
I mean, that's just wonderful.
395
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,634
You're going to cast
him for his face
396
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,701
because of the way he looks.
397
00:19:20,734 --> 00:19:22,467
After the reading
that he just gave
398
00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:23,667
you still want him.
399
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:26,767
I think that's just terrific.
400
00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:30,033
You hire him, please,
please hire him.
401
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,467
I mean, go ahead,
402
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,601
go ahead and hire him.
403
00:19:33,634 --> 00:19:35,743
Hey, why don't you hire him and
give him the lead, you know.
404
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,610
Hey, hurry up.
Sign him to a long-term contract.
405
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,868
Quick, before somebody
comes up and grabs him away.
406
00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:42,801
Come on! You know,
you got a whole roomful of them out there.
407
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:43,834
Hire them all.
408
00:19:43,868 --> 00:19:46,934
Just think,
a whole picture of his face.
409
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,033
Come on!
410
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:50,234
Hey, any of you guys want a job?
411
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:52,534
Does he work for his
ten percent or what?
412
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,067
Bobby, you here?
413
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:07,267
Hey, Tony, look,
I'm really sorry what happened yesterday.
414
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,100
Something just snapped
and I went crazy.
415
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:10,400
That's okay.
416
00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:16,734
So, uh, how did your
first day go as an actor?
417
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:18,400
Well, it had its ups and downs.
418
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,934
I went to long island.
419
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,901
Had some good coffee.
420
00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:24,801
People treated me real nice.
421
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,868
I watched George c.
Scott eat a jelly doughnut.
422
00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:28,100
Then they fired me.
423
00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,467
They fired you?
424
00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:34,033
Yeah,
the director didn't want me.
425
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,534
He said I wasn't right for the role...
or any role.
426
00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:40,200
He used words like
"wrong interpretation"
427
00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:45,133
and "artistic differences,"
"over my dead body..."
428
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:47,868
Tony, listen, I'm really sorry.
429
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:49,767
It's okay.
430
00:20:49,801 --> 00:20:52,567
No,
I know it meant a lot to you.
431
00:20:52,601 --> 00:20:55,601
And if anybody knows how
you're feeling right now...
432
00:20:55,634 --> 00:20:58,634
Hey, Bobby,
I'm sorry I let you down.
433
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,501
Tony,
I got a confession to make.
434
00:21:01,534 --> 00:21:03,501
As bad as you feel now
435
00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:05,501
and as bad as I feel for you,
436
00:21:05,534 --> 00:21:07,367
I'm glad you got fired.
437
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,300
Something better came through.
438
00:21:10,334 --> 00:21:11,834
Well, no.
439
00:21:11,868 --> 00:21:13,367
The Jane Fonda movie.
440
00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:16,601
The director... He was right.
441
00:21:16,634 --> 00:21:18,667
How do you know?
You weren't even there, Bobby.
442
00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:20,243
I didn't have to be
there, he was right.
443
00:21:20,267 --> 00:21:22,200
And thank god for that director.
444
00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:24,267
Thank god,
somebody finally stood up
445
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,133
and fought for quality.
446
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:28,133
Hey, Bobby,
I know you're the manager
447
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:29,734
and I don't want to
tell you your job,
448
00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:32,033
but isn't it about now you
start building confidence?
449
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,701
Tony, don't you understand?
450
00:21:33,734 --> 00:21:36,701
There are people who
sacrifice food and clothing
451
00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:38,100
for acting lessons...
452
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:40,100
Who freeze in the winter
453
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,667
and are one step from
hell in the summer...
454
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,000
Living in poverty just so
they can be in New York
455
00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:46,601
and step out onto a dark stage
456
00:21:46,634 --> 00:21:47,810
and give the best
damn performance
457
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,100
of their lives, just to
hear, "thank you very much,
458
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:54,534
"next please" again
and again and again.
459
00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:55,934
Those people are actors, Tony.
460
00:21:55,968 --> 00:22:00,267
And they do what they do,
because they love acting.
461
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,133
See, when that director
fired you today,
462
00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:05,000
it was like he was saying to
all those people "I care!"
463
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,667
Do you know what that
means, Tony?
464
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,443
It means that there are
powerful people out there
465
00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:10,934
who still care about
professionalism.
466
00:22:10,968 --> 00:22:12,801
It means that acting
467
00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:16,200
and everything the
theater represents...
468
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,501
Is still alive.
469
00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:21,534
Just 'cause I got canned.
470
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:26,734
Wow.
471
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:30,634
Tony, I'm gonna tell
every actor I know
472
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,167
what happened today.
473
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,067
You're going to
be an inspiration
474
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:37,033
for them to go on.
475
00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:38,033
How does that make you feel?
476
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:40,033
It makes me feel great.
477
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,534
But I got to tell you something,
I hope they don't expect me
478
00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:45,133
to bail them out every time.
479
00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:56,033
Well, good night, everybody.
480
00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:58,801
Good night.
Everybody out of the garage.
481
00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:01,467
All right.
482
00:23:31,601 --> 00:23:34,033
Ignore me, ignore me.
483
00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:36,534
Yeah, I would,
but what the hell are you doing?
484
00:23:39,033 --> 00:23:40,133
Roach.
485
00:23:41,334 --> 00:23:44,000
I put hamburger meat
on the end of this.
486
00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:46,934
When he nibbles...
Yank his head off.
487
00:23:49,634 --> 00:23:51,634
Louie, Louie, aren't you getting
488
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:53,367
a little obsessed
with this roach?
489
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,567
I mean, how big can
the roach possibly be?
490
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,567
Rieger,
this is not just a roach.
491
00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:02,868
It's a roach.
492
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:04,434
He's got hairy legs.
493
00:24:04,467 --> 00:24:08,334
He's got bloodshot eyes, rieger.
494
00:24:10,434 --> 00:24:12,734
What, what, what?
495
00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:15,033
What are you looking
at me like that for?
496
00:24:15,067 --> 00:24:16,567
You got a bite.
497
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,000
Night, Mr. Walters.
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