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How's dinner, Elaine? Hmm?
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Good, huh?
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Yeah, it's great.
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It's great.
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I really appreciate this, guys.
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Don't thank us, Elaine.
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Seeing you cheer up
is reward enough.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I know I'm not responding much,
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but I just don't bounce
back the way I used to.
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Hey, believe me,
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no guy's worth getting
this upset over.
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No?
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Elaine, you know what
I think you should do?
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I think you should go out
with someone else right away.
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That's a good idea.
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I'm not talking about
falling in love,
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or, you know, getting involved.
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I mean,
just go out with somebody else,
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but right away.
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I don't know anybody else.
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Well, what about a stranger?
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Maybe she don't
know any strangers.
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Boy, you got all the answers.
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Hey, everybody. Guess what?
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I got a part.
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All right!
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Congratulations.
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This calls for a celebration.
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Next round of drinks is on me.
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No, no, no.
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I got the part, I insist,
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I want to pay for my own drink.
Not a chance.
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Hey, Elaine, help me go get 'em?
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No, I don't... Come on, come on.
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The walk will do you good.
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Come on, baby.
Put it there. Hey.
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Sit down, Bob. Get a chair.
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So, tell me, tell me, huh?
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What's the part?
What's the part?
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Well,
it's in an off-Broadway play
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and I've been doing a
lot of thinking about it.
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Uh, excuse me. Hi.
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Are you two together?
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Yeah, we're together.
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Oh, whoa. You mean she and I?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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We're just friends.
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Uh, I'm Tony banta,
and this is Elaine nardo.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Kirk bradshaw.
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And we're pleased to meet
you, huh, Elaine?
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Yeah, right. Hi.
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So, kirk, you come here often?
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Yeah, well,
my office is just around the corner.
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Oh, yeah, what do you do?
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I'm an investment analyst.
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Wow...
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An invest...
an investment analyst.
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Uh, small world.
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Why,
are you an investment analyst?
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Nah, cabdriver.
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Hey, kirk, are you married?
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No, Tony, I'm not.
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Great. I got some people
I want you to meet.
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Come on over.
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Hey, guys.
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This is kirk bradshaw.
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He's an investment analyst
from here in New York,
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and he's not married.
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Why do I feel like i'm
watching a game show?
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Tell us what he's won, Tony.
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Kirk, this is Alex,
Bobby, latka, Jim,
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and of course, you know Elaine.
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Oh, sure, we go way back.
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Sit down, kirk.
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Any friend of Elaine's
is a friend of ours.
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Yeah, we got a good seat for you
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right over here.
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So, kirk, let me tell you
a little bit about Elaine.
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She's a cabdriver,
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but she also works
in an art gallery.
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Really? I'm kind of an art buff.
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Ooh! Hey, an art buff.
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I'm strictly an amateur art
buff, of course.
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What kind of stuff you like?
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Ah, just the simple
stuff, I guess.
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French impressionists.
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French impressionists...
That's her favorite.
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Oh, my god. Ooh-la-la!
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Come on, will ya?
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Come on,
you're embarrassing her.
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No, it's okay. It's okay.
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I own a couple of pen and
ink drawings by degas.
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Really! You got the real stuff.
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Oh, hey, I think Elaine
would like to see those.
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Oh, I'm really sorry about this.
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How about tomorrow
night, Elaine?
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How about for dinner?
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Oh, do you know
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what you're putting
this poor man through?
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How about dinner tomorrow
night, Elaine?
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I'd really like to, seriously.
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I'm so embarrassed.
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I wish you wouldn't be.
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I'd love to show
you my drawings.
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Oh...
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Well, uh... It might be fun.
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Um, why don't you call me?
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Let me give you my phone number.
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Here, here, I'll do it.
I'll get it.
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5-5-5...
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4-2-7... 4-4-2-4.
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4-2-7...
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4-2-7-6.
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7-6.
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Here you go.
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5-5...
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Jim, Jim...
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We got it.
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Nice meeting you all.
Nice to meet you, kirk.
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See you tomorrow night, Elaine.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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So long, kirk.
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Great guy.
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Yes, he's very nice. Okay?
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Uh, he seemed a
little pushy to me.
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Anybody notice who's been
going around singing lately?
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Is it me?
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Yes. I've certainly
noticed a change
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in a certain person's morale
in the last ten days or so.
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I'm not denying it.
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It goes beyond singing.
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I've noticed somebody
walking around
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whistling and giggling
like a schoolgirl.
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That's a lie.
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Not you, Jim... Elaine.
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Oh, Elaine, uh, it wouldn't have
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anything to do with your seeing
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a lot of this kirk
bradshaw lately,
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now would it?
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He's a terrific guy.
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I'll get it!
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So, Elaine,
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we're pretty good
matchmakers, huh?
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Oh, will you quit gloating?
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Although,
I must admit that you picked out
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a better one for me
than I usually do.
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Oh, a winner the first time out.
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Mr. Banta, congratulations.
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Nardo...
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928.
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Hey, Tony, it's for you.
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It's the guy from the gym.
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He says you owe a
towel fee from April.
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He's crazy.
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I didn't shower in April.
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Hey, Louie, come on, huh?
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Get us out of here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
here you go, here you go.
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Dames. Sheesh.
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"Sheesh," Louie?
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Yeah.
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No matter how many
bums a woman dates,
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whenever a new one comes along,
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she thinks this one is
going to be Mr. Right.
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You ever notice that?
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Notice it?
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I depend on it.
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Come on, Lou.
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Rieger, do you hate anything
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as much as I hate Wheeler?
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I doubt it.
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Have a terrible evening, Lou.
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Same to you, rieger.
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Ignatowski!
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Yo.
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Starship 314.
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Banta, come on, look alive here!
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One second, Lou. One second.
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Hey, hey. Who are you?
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Kirk bradshaw.
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And who are you?
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In here, god.
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Oh, oh. Kirk.
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Kirk bradshaw.
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Oh, you're the young fellow
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who's dating our miss nardo.
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That's right.
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How far did you get?
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Come on.
Come on, a little guy-talk here.
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Did you hit a home run?
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Come on,
I'm not going to tell anybody.
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I'm not going to
tell you anything
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about my relationship
with Elaine.
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Well, some friend you are, kirk.
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What was that about?
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Aw, he's a jerk.
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Hey, so, how you doing, kirk?
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Pretty good.
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Pretty good,
you son of a gun, you.
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You and Elaine seeing
a lot of each other.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, you son of a gun, you.
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That's why I stopped by,
I wanted to talk to her.
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Well, you just missed her.
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She just went out.
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Oh? Just as well, I guess.
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What's the matter,
you two got a problem?
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Yeah. I'm afraid so.
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I've been meaning to
talk to her about it
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ever since I met her.
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I just can't seem to be able to.
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Well, sit down.
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Tell me about it.
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Come on.
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See...
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I'm in a tough spot.
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I really like Elaine...
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You son of a gun, you.
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Tony, the problem is I
like somebody else, too.
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Oh... somebody else.
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Oh, man, that's a problem.
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It is a problem, Tony.
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I feel bad about it.
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I honestly never meant to
get involved with Elaine.
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Remember the night I came
up to you two at the bar?
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I said, "are you two together?"
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Yeah, I told you we weren't.
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Well,
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she wasn't the one I was
after, Tony.
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Oh, no?
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No.
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Oh, no, no, no, no...
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Banta,
what the hell's going on here?
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You're supposed to
be out on the road.
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I ain't going, Louie.
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I got a problem.
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Aw, not again.
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The one on the left's the brake.
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The one on the right's the gas.
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Louie, leave me alone.
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Something's really bothering
you, huh, banta?
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Yeah.
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So, why haven't you
unloaded it on rieger?
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'Cause everybody's
always unloading on Alex,
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and it's terrible for him.
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I ain't dumping this one on him.
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Oh...
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Oh,
I see what you're getting at.
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Well,
who else in this cab company
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would offer the maturity,
the character, and poise
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required to be a real confidant?
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Uh...
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You pick me or your
butt's flying out of here.
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No way you can make me tell you
this, Louie.
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Okay, okay, Tony. All right.
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I know exactly how you feel.
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I got problems of my own.
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You ain't got no
problem like this one.
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Maybe, maybe not.
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I don't know anything
about your problems
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so I really don't know.
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But my problems... Yecch!
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Yecch!
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I'll tell you, some of them...
267
00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,834
Ah, I just don't even want
268
00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:05,534
to think about them.
269
00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:09,501
Especially...
270
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,701
That one.
271
00:11:15,534 --> 00:11:18,000
What one?
272
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,834
Ah, never mind.
273
00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:26,534
Believe me,
there's nothing in this world
274
00:11:26,601 --> 00:11:27,868
that I'd like better
275
00:11:27,934 --> 00:11:30,667
than to share this with
another human being.
276
00:11:30,734 --> 00:11:32,234
I mean, just one time
277
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,667
to have another
person understand
278
00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:39,167
what I live with
every day of my life.
279
00:11:39,234 --> 00:11:41,043
You know, if there was
anybody that I would tell,
280
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,501
it would be you, Tony.
281
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,501
My paisano.
282
00:11:49,434 --> 00:11:52,167
Aw, I just can't do it.
283
00:11:52,234 --> 00:11:54,868
Unless...
284
00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:56,767
Unless what?
285
00:11:56,834 --> 00:12:00,133
Well...
286
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,334
If you were to tell me
287
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,300
about that little
problem of yours...
288
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:05,534
I mean,
just as an act of faith...
289
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:06,801
Oh, I don't know.
290
00:12:06,868 --> 00:12:08,467
Oh, no, no, never
mind, never mind.
291
00:12:08,534 --> 00:12:10,634
This is better kept
292
00:12:10,701 --> 00:12:14,934
in the deep,
dark recesses of my soul.
293
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:25,701
Hey, Louie, it's not good
to keep things inside you
294
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:27,701
where they can eat at you.
295
00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,767
Okay, Lou, let's trade secrets.
296
00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:37,167
Thanks, Tony.
297
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,200
All right, I'll tell you what.
298
00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:41,334
Just so that neither one of us
299
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,567
has to say these
things out loud,
300
00:12:43,634 --> 00:12:46,133
we'll write them on
a piece of paper,
301
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,834
and then we'll trade secrets.
302
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,701
Good idea, Louie.
303
00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:58,367
Pencil.
304
00:12:58,434 --> 00:12:59,767
Oops. I got it.
305
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,100
Okay.
306
00:13:06,634 --> 00:13:09,133
Oh,
I can't go through with this.
307
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,300
I can't go through with this.
308
00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:13,300
Oh, come on, Lou.
It will help you.
309
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:16,067
I think it's helping me. Paisan.
310
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,701
All right, but after,
we'll burn the pieces of paper.
311
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,200
Sure.
312
00:13:39,934 --> 00:13:42,868
"The guy Elaine
is going out with
313
00:13:42,934 --> 00:13:45,100
just made a pass at me"?
314
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:48,934
Oh...
315
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,334
Now I'll read yours, okay?
316
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:10,968
"Ha, ha."
317
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:14,467
Ha, ha.
318
00:14:14,534 --> 00:14:16,334
Hey, Louie...
319
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,567
Ha, ha.
320
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:23,133
You're my favorite, banta!
321
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,634
Hey, Tony, how's it going?
322
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,100
Not great.
323
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,467
Why aren't you drinking?
324
00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:34,634
I can't...
I had to give all my money to Louie.
325
00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:35,801
To Louie?
326
00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:37,968
Hey,
let me have a couple of beers.
327
00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:39,467
How come? What for?
328
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:40,801
Never mind, it's a long story.
329
00:14:40,868 --> 00:14:44,100
Hey, I got something I got ask you...
a problem.
330
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,667
What do you call one
of them questions
331
00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:46,834
that didn't happen
332
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:48,210
but you ask it
like it really did?
333
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:49,734
Hypothetical?
334
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,167
Right... hypothetical.
335
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:53,133
Okay,
let's say you're dating a girl,
336
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,701
and you really like her,
337
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:56,467
and she makes a pass at me.
338
00:14:56,534 --> 00:14:58,467
Would you want me to tell you?
339
00:14:58,534 --> 00:15:02,400
How come you're asking me that?
340
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:03,534
It's just hypothetical.
341
00:15:03,601 --> 00:15:05,300
What are you getting
so weird about?
342
00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:06,807
Well,
it's kind of a strange question
343
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,794
to come out of the clear blue
sky, Tony, you know?
344
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,167
Bobby, I'm just asking you...
345
00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:12,143
I know why you're asking me.
It's Debbie, isn't it? Huh?
346
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,207
Well, she's pulled that
little trick once too often.
347
00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:15,634
I'm going to tell
her we're through.
348
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:18,868
Thanks a lot, Tony.
I owe you one.
349
00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:20,834
Bobby, is Tony in there?
350
00:15:20,901 --> 00:15:22,033
Yeah, he's inside.
351
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:25,300
Tony...
352
00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:26,634
Did kirk stop by the garage
353
00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:27,801
after I left tonight?
354
00:15:27,868 --> 00:15:28,968
Kirk? Yeah.
355
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,634
No, I didn't see any kirk.
No kirk.
356
00:15:30,701 --> 00:15:31,801
No, I didn't see kirk. No?
357
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:33,133
What gave you that idea?
358
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,510
Oh, Alex said he
thought he saw him
359
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,634
as he was driving off.
360
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,567
Well,
I sure didn't see any kirk.
361
00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:39,667
Hmm...
362
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:41,267
Are you okay?
363
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:43,534
I'm fine.
I just have something on my mind.
364
00:15:43,601 --> 00:15:45,767
Aw, you want to talk about it?
365
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:48,367
I haven't decided yet.
366
00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:50,267
Mm... well, okay.
367
00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:52,767
Well, I'm going to be home
if you want to call, okay?
368
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,100
Thanks, Elaine.
369
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,133
Okay. I got to go. Bye.
370
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,167
Hello, Tony.
371
00:16:02,234 --> 00:16:04,767
Hello?
372
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,267
What's the matter?
373
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:08,968
You're too sad to talk?
374
00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:11,534
Okay,
I do your part for you then.
375
00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:13,434
Hello, Tony.
376
00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:16,434
Hello, latka.
How you doing there?
377
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,434
Fine. How are you?
378
00:16:19,501 --> 00:16:21,968
Hey, I'm okay. How you doing?
I'm all right.
379
00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:24,400
Why don't you sit down,
have a seat there.
380
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:27,133
Well, I'd like to,
but I don't have any money.
381
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,501
That's all right. You're my pal.
382
00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:31,467
Pals don't need no money.
383
00:16:31,534 --> 00:16:32,834
Have one on me.
384
00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:35,267
All right. Thank you very much.
You're very nice.
385
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,501
Hello?
386
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:41,534
What's the matter,
you have the blues?
387
00:16:44,901 --> 00:16:47,033
Well, why don't you
order some drinks,
388
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,601
and we can talk about it.
389
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,467
I can't. I got no money.
390
00:16:50,534 --> 00:16:54,100
And, anyway, I don't think
you'd understand my problem.
391
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,767
Yes, I would.
392
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,167
I don't think so.
393
00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:59,968
You know anything
about bisexuals?
394
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:03,367
Of course.
They are very popular in my country.
395
00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:04,934
They are?
396
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,501
Yeah.
Oh, almost everybody have them.
397
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:13,467
And, uh, one of our favorite
sports is racing them.
398
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,868
And when we are not...
399
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,000
When we are not using them,
400
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:22,367
we have special racks where
we chain them up at night.
401
00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:25,767
Latka,
I'm not talking about bicycles.
402
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:28,367
I'm talking about bisexuals.
403
00:17:28,434 --> 00:17:29,601
So am I.
404
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,000
Listen, I hope
405
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:33,067
that you feel better, all right?
406
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:34,968
Good-bye. Take it easy.
407
00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:37,801
Hi, latka.
408
00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:38,801
Hello, Alex.
409
00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:39,801
Hi, Tony.
410
00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:40,801
Hi, Alex.
411
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:42,968
Can I have a beer, Charlie?
412
00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:44,467
Hey, Alex, uh...
413
00:17:44,534 --> 00:17:45,701
Yeah?
414
00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:48,367
I really tried to
work this out myself
415
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,667
but, uh...
416
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:52,467
I got the worst problem
of my whole life, Alex.
417
00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:54,009
Now, hold it, hold it.
Hold it right there.
418
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,100
Just hold it right there.
419
00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:56,477
I've decided I'm
not going to listen
420
00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:57,510
to any more sentences
that start like that.
421
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,868
Now, wait... No, I'm serious.
422
00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:00,176
There are a lot of sentences
that I will listen to...
423
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,367
I mean, ones that start with,
424
00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:02,610
"Alex, I'd like to
pass on a compliment."
425
00:18:02,634 --> 00:18:03,968
"Alex,
I've got a woman for you."
426
00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,434
"Alex,
I want to give you money."
427
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,100
Those are sentences
I will listen to.
428
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:08,810
But, "Alex, I've got the
worst problem of my life"
429
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,410
is right up there with,
"Alex, is that thing
430
00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:11,643
on your neck
getting any bigger?"
431
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,067
I don't want to hear that.
432
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,934
No, I'm through
listening to them.
433
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,477
I'm through solving
other people's problems.
434
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:17,810
I'm no longer in
that line of work.
435
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:18,934
The office is closed.
436
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:19,934
The doctor is out.
437
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,434
Sally doesn't live here anymore.
438
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,501
You finished?
439
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:27,501
Yes. What's your problem?
440
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:28,934
Oh...
441
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,701
Oh, Alex, I really did try
to spare you from this,
442
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,100
but, uh, I'm not so sure
443
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,601
the guy that Elaine's
going out with
444
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:35,767
is right for her.
445
00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:38,801
That's your problem?
446
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,467
Tony, Tony,
what are you worried about?
447
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,167
We picked a winner.
448
00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:44,601
That's your problem?
449
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,300
Besides, who are we to decide
450
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:48,234
who's right or wrong for Elaine?
451
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,467
Yeah, that's right,
except for one thing.
452
00:18:50,534 --> 00:18:51,534
Nothing.
453
00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:52,677
Well, except this one thing.
454
00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:53,801
What one thing?
455
00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:55,434
He wants to date me.
456
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,601
No...
457
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,701
Yeah...
458
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:03,133
No. You must have
misinterpreted what he meant.
459
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,400
Well, he said my
simplicity was engaging,
460
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,734
and that we'd be
wonderful together.
461
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:11,234
Oh, no.
462
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,901
See, now, the point
is, here, Alex,
463
00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,434
is this could go
rough on Elaine.
464
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,100
If she's getting
serious about him,
465
00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:17,434
she should know.
466
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:19,133
So should I tell her?
467
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,601
No. I say he ought to tell her.
468
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,643
Someone's got to talk to
kirk and set him straight,
469
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,501
as it were.
470
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:27,767
Thanks, Alex.
471
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,501
Let me know how it turns out.
472
00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:32,067
No! No! No!
I'm not going to do it.
473
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:34,000
For once in my life,
I am not going to let
474
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:35,467
this thing get dumped in my lap.
475
00:19:35,534 --> 00:19:37,133
You tell him.
476
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:41,601
All right, I know it's my job.
477
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,043
But you think you could
come along with me?
478
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,410
I mean,
you don't have to say nothing.
479
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,810
All you got to do is sit
there and be a buddy.
480
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,176
Come on, Alex.
Please, please, please, please.
481
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,567
All right, all right.
482
00:19:48,634 --> 00:19:49,901
I don't understand.
483
00:19:49,968 --> 00:19:52,234
Why can't you do
this by yourself?
484
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,968
I can't be alone with him.
485
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:57,300
I'm the one he spends tortured
nights dreaming about.
486
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:58,300
He said that?
487
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,367
No. I'm just assuming.
488
00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:08,634
Alex.
489
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:09,634
Oh, hi, kirk.
490
00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:10,634
Hello. Hi.
491
00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:11,634
How you doing?
492
00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:12,934
Is Tony here yet?
493
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,367
No. He called and
said he'd be delayed.
494
00:20:15,434 --> 00:20:16,701
Oh.
495
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:18,367
That gives us a chance to chat.
496
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,868
Yeah, sure, okay.
497
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:24,234
This is a gay bar, isn't it?
498
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,434
Yeah, sure.
499
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:26,834
This your first time here?
500
00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:28,200
Oh, yes, yes.
501
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:31,300
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
by saying "yes" so quickly
502
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,734
that it'd be terrible
if I'd been here before,
503
00:20:33,801 --> 00:20:35,810
because, well, actually,
it would not have been terrible
504
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:37,267
if I'd been here before.
505
00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:38,901
You know, I've been meaning to.
506
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,234
Just out of
curiosity, of course.
507
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,367
I don't mean you're a
curiosity, but I, I mean...
508
00:20:44,434 --> 00:20:46,100
Let's not chat anymore.
509
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,000
I used to be such a good
chatter, you know.
510
00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:51,167
Look, uh, kirk, I...
I have a really terrible...
511
00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:53,200
Uh, difficult thing
to talk to you about,
512
00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:54,734
and I don't even
know how to start.
513
00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:58,267
Alex, I think I can guess
what you're trying to tell me.
514
00:20:58,334 --> 00:20:59,667
You can?
515
00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:01,076
But I've already told
Elaine that I'm bisexual.
516
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,234
Shh.
517
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:05,167
Oh, okay. It's okay here.
518
00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:06,167
I'm sorry.
519
00:21:06,234 --> 00:21:07,434
Anyway,
520
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:10,467
we're still friends,
and we had a fine talk.
521
00:21:10,534 --> 00:21:12,267
Oh, and by the way,
522
00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:14,567
I understand that
Tony's not interested
523
00:21:14,634 --> 00:21:16,067
and that's okay, too.
524
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:19,367
Oh... wow.
525
00:21:19,434 --> 00:21:21,100
Can we have a couple of beers?
526
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:24,200
Sure. Hey, chief,
can we get a couple of beers?
527
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:26,534
Well, I thought this was
going to be difficult,
528
00:21:26,601 --> 00:21:27,968
but instead, it's a snap.
529
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:29,467
Boy, am I a lucky guy.
530
00:21:29,534 --> 00:21:31,868
Excuse me.
Would you like to dance?
531
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,701
Just for the sake of optimism,
no, go ahead, I don't mind.
532
00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,200
No, I meant you.
533
00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:42,868
Oh, no, no. I'm just having
a beer with a pal. Thanks.
534
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:43,868
Come on, don't be shy.
535
00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:46,167
No, no, no, no, I really can't.
536
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,200
It's okay with me.
537
00:21:58,601 --> 00:22:00,534
Whoa.
538
00:22:00,601 --> 00:22:03,534
♪ ♪
539
00:22:17,801 --> 00:22:19,300
Oh, good step.
540
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,667
Duck! What?
541
00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:31,767
Thanks, pal.
Thank you very much.
542
00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:33,501
Yeah, one, two, three, ha!
543
00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:35,167
One, two, three, go!
544
00:22:35,234 --> 00:22:37,234
One, two, three, step!
545
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:39,100
One, two, three, dance!
546
00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:41,100
One, two, three, dance!
547
00:23:30,767 --> 00:23:33,067
Alex, Elaine's heart
is getting broken.
548
00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:34,701
You're having a great
time here dancing.
549
00:23:43,501 --> 00:23:44,868
I'll never understand
550
00:23:44,934 --> 00:23:46,434
how you could have
let that happen.
551
00:23:46,501 --> 00:23:47,734
I don't care what you say.
552
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:49,076
I would never dance
with that guy.
553
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:53,300
No, not you,
you little heartbreaker.
554
00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,367
Give me my trophy.
555
00:24:00,267 --> 00:24:01,934
Hi, guys.
556
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,300
Hiya, Jim.
557
00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:05,234
Hey, Jim, what do you say?
558
00:24:07,234 --> 00:24:09,701
Hey, Alex, what's that for?
559
00:24:09,767 --> 00:24:12,033
For acting like a jerk.
560
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:17,167
Why doesn't anybody ever
tell me about these contests?
561
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,634
Night, Mr. Walters.
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