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Hey.
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Here, get the air moving
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around me in here a little bit.
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You want me to fan you?
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I don't think so, Louie.
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You see, I left my palm leaf
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back at the hut this morning.
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Go ahead.
Make it racial right away.
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Oh, guys.
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Hi, Elaine.
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Now, you know that i'm
not the kind of mother
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who comes in with boring
stories about her kids, right?
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Yes, we've noticed that about
you, Elaine, yes.
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And I can't tell you how
much we appreciate it.
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That's the one thing I like most about
you, Elaine, you know that?
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Yeah. Thanks a lot
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for not doing that, Elaine.
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Oh, I forgot.
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We're only allowed to talk
about hangovers and the jets.
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Hey, did you see the
jet game this weekend?
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No. I was hung over.
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Latka, do you like kid stories?
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Oh, yes, I love them.
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You know,
when I was five and a half
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and I was just so high
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and I was so cute,
you could eat me up alive.
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Uh, you know, I had these big cheeks
then, you know...
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And...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You're telling me a kid
story about yourself?
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Yes, because you
know, I am a bachelor.
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I am the only kid I've got.
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Hey, Lou.
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Hey, ton. Hey, Bobby.
Whatcha say?
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Hey,
did your sister get moved in?
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Yeah. She's coming
down here pretty soon.
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Yeah, I can't wait to meet her.
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Oh, uh, Bobby,
i'd rather you wouldn't.
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Why not?
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Well, I mean,
if you had a sister
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you wouldn't want a guy like
you to meet her, would ya?
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Oh, yeah, I'll hang around
the back till she leaves.
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Hey, Alex, I talk to you?
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Yeah, sure. What?
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Remember when I read
you my sister's letters
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and you said if she wasn't
married and from spokane
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you might want to
go out with her?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you're in luck.
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She's divorced, she's moved
in, and she's free for lunch.
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Uh, uh... Tony, Tony, look,
I don't think it's a great idea
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for someone to date a friend's
sister, you know?
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Especially an Italian
boxer friend's sister,
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if you know what I mean.
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Alex,
I know what you're afraid of.
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But don't worry about it.
I mean, Monica's all grown up.
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She's been married
and everything.
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I doubt she's even
a virgin anymore.
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So... Yeah.
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I want you to know I thought
about it and it's okay with me
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if you want to go
to bed with Monica.
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Uh, Tony...
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I better warn you,
this might lead to dinner.
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Listen, Alex,
I'm only saying this because
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I know you're a good guy.
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You'd call her the next day
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stay friends,
stuff like that, right?
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I'm beginning to get a
crush on myself here.
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Well... Eh, Tony, excuse me,
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but could I please have a
crack at your sister, too?
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Don't be ridiculous, latka.
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Why?
I would call her the next day
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and stay friends with
her and all that, too.
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Listen, who are you fooling?
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I would marry the wench.
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Could you come upstairs
for a second, Alex?
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Mm-hmm. So I could talk to you?
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There's no privacy down here.
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Boy, what-what does Alex have
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that I don't have?
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A big nose and a green card.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, could you help me?
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I'm afraid all I
give is rubdowns.
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I just wanted you to tell
me where my brother is.
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Who's your brother?
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Tony banta.
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Huh.
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I don't allow no family
get-togethers in my garage.
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Well, I just want to talk
to him for two minutes.
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Give me a buck.
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You must be Louie.
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How do you know who I am?
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'Cause I only had three
people described to me.
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One was good-looking,
one was smart, and one was you.
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Well, meow.
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Oh, I'm in luck...
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A human being.
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Uh, could you tell Tony banta
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that his sister's here?
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Oh, you are Tony's sister?
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Yeah.
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Well, do you know
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that you and I are
forbidden to love?
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It's a shame, it's a big shame.
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Because we would have made
beautiful babies together.
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I never thought I'd say
this, but don't go away.
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Next.
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Did I hear someone say...
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You were from spokane?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean,
I lived there for five years.
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Were you ever there?
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No, no...
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Uh, wait a minute.
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I was born there.
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Uh... I'm, uh...
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Jim ignatowski.
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Uh, Monica Douglas.
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Did, uh,
you buy that dress in spokane?
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Uh... yeah, I did.
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It's been a long time
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since I've seen a
dress from spokane.
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Smooth, iggy.
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Real smooth.
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Excuse me.
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Iggy.
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She went thataway.
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Much obliged.
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What did you do in, uh, spokane?
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I, uh, played the flute
in the symphony there.
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Really?
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Yeah. I wouldn't kid you.
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The flute is my
favorite instrument.
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Yeah?
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Except for the gong.
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Yeah?
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You mean the gonnnnng?
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Yeah.
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You know it.
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Yeah. Yeah, I like it, too.
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I bet you play great.
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Well...
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Vivaldi is my favorite.
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Oh, yeah?
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Uh-huh.
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Uh...
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♪ dum, dum, dah dah dah... ♪
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♪ Dum...
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♪ duhh... Yeah.
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♪ Duhh...
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♪ da-da-da-da, da da-da-dum ♪
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♪ Duh-duh-duh-duh...
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♪ dum, dum...
♪ dum dum dum da, da, da ♪
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♪ Dum dum dum da, da, da
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♪ dum dum dum da-da-dum-dum... ♪
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♪ Dum-dum... ♪ dah!
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♪ Dum-dum,
da-da-dum dum-dum-dum ♪
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♪ Dum-dum...
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♪ dum-dum,
da-da-dum dum-dum-dum ♪
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♪ Dum-da-da, dum-da-da... ♪
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Excuse me.
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Your attention, everybody.
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I didn't think it would
be necessary for me
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to make this rule, but...
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No Vivaldi in the garage.
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Thank you.
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One of these days
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I got to get it together
and go to the symphony.
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I'm pretty sure
New York has one.
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New York has a great symphony.
Ah?
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I'd like to go, too.
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Well, uh...
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See...
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If you think you're going to
go, maybe, uh...
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Maybe I could sort of tag along.
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Well,
you don't have to tag along.
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Maybe we could go together.
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Huh...
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I just got a rush.
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Yo, Monica!
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Tony! Tony!
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Oh.
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Hey, everybody,
my sister, Monica.
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- Hi, there.
- Family pride.
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Hey, and this here's Alex rieger.
Ah...
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And he's got something
to say to you.
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Oh? Hi. Yeah. Uh...
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Oh, yeah, let me just say,
first that I can't take you
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to lunch 'cause
something came up.
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Oh, really? That's too bad.
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Well, it's a shame, but it's
okay, because Alex here
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has got something he
wants to say to ya.
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Oh, yeah?
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I was just going to a-as...
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He would like to know
if you would like
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to go to lunch with him
today, right, Alex?
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You were?
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- Sure, he was.
- Well, i-i...
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You really want to go
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to lunch with me,
or are you just asking me
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because my brother
asked you to ask me?
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Huh? No, no. I was...
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Uh, Monica, come on, I mean,
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that's insulting to Alex.
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He's asking you 'cause
he wants to ask you.
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Okay, okay, okay, great.
Let's go to lunch.
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Well, are-are you sure you
want to do this, Monica?
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I mean... Well, uh...
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She's sure. She's sure. Uh-huh?
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Why is everybody checking everything?
Okay, okay. Let's go.
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Sure. Have a good time.
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Okay. Okay.
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Why you all over me for?
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Uh, am I here? I'm sorry.
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Yeah?
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So, not a bad sublet, huh?
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Hey, how much you paying?
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$500.
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How many bedrooms?
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No bedrooms. It's a studio.
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Air conditioned?
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No.
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They include utilities?
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Uh-uh. So what do you think?
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You sign the lease already?
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Yeah. I love it.
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So, uh, how did it go with Alex?
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Fine. Hey.
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Ooh,
you still got that great arm.
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So, uh, tell me about your date.
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Bet he took you someplace
classy, just like Alex would.
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Oh, we went to a
little hamburger place.
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Just like Alex.
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He never puts on airs.
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So, uh,
what did you guys talk about?
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Well, actually,
we didn't talk all that much.
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In fact, at one point
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Alex said,
"I can't get a pause in edgewise."
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Ah. Ah!
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What an icebreaker.
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So, so when are you guys
going to see each other again?
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I don't know.
I mean, he's a nice guy
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and everything,
but he's not my type, you know?
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Your husband was your type.
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Tony, don't start.
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An electrolux salesman with
every allergy in the book
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who painted turtles
for relaxation.
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You know,
you always make so much
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of that one time he
painted the turtle.
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Hey, Monica, listen.
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Come here.
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You've been divorced
about a year
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and you moved back into town.
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You and I,
we got a chance to start off fresh.
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Yeah. So let's start.
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Man, you're my sister
and I love you.
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Okay.
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And you're my brother
and I love you.
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00:11:36,601 --> 00:11:38,367
Now you're going
to say something
260
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,467
that's going to drive me
crazy, right?
261
00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:42,801
We all got our faults.
I'm messy around the house.
262
00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:44,434
You fall for garbage.
263
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:48,834
Trust me enough to try to
get interested in Alex.
264
00:11:48,868 --> 00:11:50,634
No, no, not Alex.
265
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:53,467
But I tell ya,
there was one guy in the garage
266
00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:54,801
who I thought was really sweet.
267
00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:55,868
Alex is the sweetest.
268
00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:56,868
No.
269
00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:59,267
I'm talking about
Jim ignatowski.
270
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,033
Monica.
271
00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:02,167
Monica!
272
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,000
Not him. The man's silly putty.
273
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:09,968
The last girl Jim went out with
lived in a forest and ate bark.
274
00:12:12,334 --> 00:12:14,634
Trust me to know you're
attracted to losers.
275
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,434
And Alex ain't no
loser, and I set it up.
276
00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:17,968
And he likes you.
And hey, listen,
277
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,834
let me tell you,
I was worried about that,
278
00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:21,400
because he don't
like just anybody.
279
00:12:21,434 --> 00:12:22,868
Oh, yeah?
280
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,968
Hello?
281
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,601
Oh, hi.
282
00:12:26,634 --> 00:12:28,467
Yeah,
we were just talking about you.
283
00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:32,100
Yeah, yeah.
284
00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:34,334
I'd love to.
285
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:36,334
Oh, it doesn't make
any difference.
286
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:39,367
We could eat before
or after the symphony.
287
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,601
I'm going to straighten your
life out if it kills me.
288
00:12:42,634 --> 00:12:44,901
Oh, well, listen,
if it's a problem for you,
289
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,534
you know, we could go Dutch.
290
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,300
No, it doesn't have anything
to do with wooden shoes.
291
00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:53,234
Ignatowski!
292
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:05,100
Excuse me.
293
00:13:07,334 --> 00:13:09,934
If a, uh, Mr. Ignatowski
shows up looking for me,
294
00:13:09,968 --> 00:13:11,801
could you please
give him this note?
295
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:12,834
Very good, mademoiselle.
296
00:13:12,868 --> 00:13:13,934
Thank you.
297
00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:15,767
Oh, there he is.
298
00:13:17,934 --> 00:13:19,934
I believe this is for you, sir.
299
00:13:19,968 --> 00:13:22,367
Is this the bill already?
300
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,701
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's-it's from the lady.
301
00:13:28,734 --> 00:13:30,767
"Couldn't wait any longer.
302
00:13:30,801 --> 00:13:34,100
Sorry I missed you. Monica."
303
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,400
Uh...
304
00:13:35,434 --> 00:13:38,300
I'm sorry, too.
305
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:40,334
Guess I'll see you
some other time.
306
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,100
Where are you going?
307
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:44,033
We can't have dinner together.
308
00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:45,234
Why not?
309
00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:47,634
I don't know.
You didn't go into it.
310
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:48,834
No.
311
00:13:48,868 --> 00:13:51,200
I, uh, see,
I wrote this note when I thought
312
00:13:51,234 --> 00:13:53,100
that you weren't coming here.
Ah...
313
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,434
But, uh... it's, uh...
It's-it's okay.
314
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,467
Uh...
can we take our table back?
315
00:13:57,501 --> 00:13:59,501
- Sit down, mademoiselle.
- Thank you very much.
316
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,868
Right here.
317
00:14:00,901 --> 00:14:02,634
Oh, thank you very much.
318
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,267
So why were you late?
319
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,601
Well,
320
00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,634
I, uh, got a note from Tony
321
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:20,267
to wait until he
brought his cab back in.
322
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:23,634
I never got so much
mail in my life.
323
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,501
I can't believe it.
324
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:27,067
I-I... what did he say?
325
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,601
He was pretty emotional
326
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,601
about us not seeing each other
327
00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:31,934
after tonight.
328
00:14:31,968 --> 00:14:33,434
I told him not to worry.
329
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:35,901
It's not like we're
starting a big romance.
330
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,434
Would you like to order
a drink before dinner?
331
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:42,934
Uh, bring us your best chablis.
332
00:14:42,968 --> 00:14:44,801
A glass or a bottle?
333
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,434
I don't want a glass.
334
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:47,801
How about you?
335
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:51,934
Please.
336
00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:53,167
Please.
337
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,400
Uh, slow us down a
little, but...
338
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:58,634
So what?
339
00:15:00,501 --> 00:15:01,934
Ooh.
340
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:04,300
Oh, I'm sorry,
I forgot to shave.
341
00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:05,634
That's all right.
342
00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:08,400
My face grows hair very fast.
343
00:15:08,434 --> 00:15:11,234
I shave, and it seems
like only a matter of days
344
00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:13,167
before it's back.
345
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:22,834
It's been a long time
346
00:15:22,868 --> 00:15:24,434
since I've had to
be interesting.
347
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:25,767
Well, you're doing fine.
348
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:26,767
Oh, yeah?
349
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:27,767
Yeah.
350
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,634
Well, you know...
351
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:35,634
I don't have much hair
on my body at all.
352
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:39,100
I mean, uh...
353
00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:41,934
Compared to my face
354
00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:44,834
my skin is like a
smooth baby pumpkin.
355
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,300
Uh...
356
00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:53,000
I didn't mean to talk erotic.
357
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:57,067
Would you like to order now?
358
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,767
Uh...
359
00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:00,968
Can I take the Liberty
360
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,133
of... of ordering for us?
361
00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:04,601
Okay.
362
00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:08,667
Uh...
363
00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:16,801
Nous voudrions la foie
gras de canard en terrine.
364
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,801
Et, encore
365
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:24,501
le civet de lapin
pour deux personnes.
366
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:25,534
Du lapin.
367
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:26,767
Excellent, monsieur.
368
00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:28,467
Excellent. Merci beaucoup.
369
00:16:35,601 --> 00:16:37,434
Boy, you speak French.
370
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:38,434
No.
371
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:39,601
Huh...
372
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:42,467
No, I just learned
what I should order.
373
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,934
Took me all day.
374
00:16:44,968 --> 00:16:46,601
You mean, you did that for me?
375
00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:48,167
That was the easy part.
376
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,934
The hard part was
phoning all over town
377
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,334
trying to find a restaurant
that serves that.
378
00:16:54,801 --> 00:16:55,767
Boy.
379
00:16:55,801 --> 00:16:58,400
Boy, what a guy.
380
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,300
Come on.
381
00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:02,701
No, no, what a guy.
382
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:04,234
Oh.
383
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,267
You're turning my head.
384
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,767
Oh.
385
00:17:20,801 --> 00:17:23,000
Could I, uh...
386
00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:25,033
See you again soon?
387
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,200
When?
388
00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:28,234
Later tonight?
389
00:17:29,934 --> 00:17:31,901
Okay.
390
00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:33,767
Uh...
391
00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:36,434
Listen,
I wasn't going to say this
392
00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:38,267
unless we hit it off...
393
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,934
You know,
really liked each other.
394
00:17:39,968 --> 00:17:40,934
Yeah?
395
00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:42,300
Let's not tell Tony
396
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:45,434
that we're going to keep
on seeing each other, okay?
397
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:48,334
You really like me that much?
398
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,601
More.
399
00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:51,934
Don't tell anyone else
in the whole garage.
400
00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:53,434
Wow.
401
00:17:54,701 --> 00:17:56,334
Yeah.
402
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,901
I got to tell you something.
403
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,534
You make me happy.
404
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,601
I mean,
even after I first met you
405
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,434
and I was alone in my
apartment lining the shelves,
406
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,601
I'd think of you and I'd smile.
Oh...
407
00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:22,701
When I think of
me, I smile, too.
408
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:30,767
We're both thinking of me.
409
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,367
Hey, Jim.
410
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,267
What? Huh?
411
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,009
Hey, listen, uh,
something's been bothering me
412
00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:41,367
the last couple of weeks.
413
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,501
I probably should have said
something sooner, but...
414
00:18:43,534 --> 00:18:45,868
Hey, I'm real sorry I had to
stop you from seeing Monica.
415
00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:48,033
Oh, that's okay. Nah. Listen,
416
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,400
it's nothing personal
but sometimes you just
417
00:18:50,434 --> 00:18:52,300
got to do what your
head tells you.
418
00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:54,601
So look,
I don't blame you for being sore.
419
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,267
You got every right,
so if you want to,
420
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,801
you plant one right
here, go ahead.
421
00:18:58,968 --> 00:19:00,467
Go on, don't worry about it.
422
00:19:00,501 --> 00:19:02,267
Plant one right there, go ahead.
423
00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:06,868
Thanks, Tony.
424
00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:09,234
I do feel a little better.
425
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,501
Now if you'll excuse me,
426
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:14,267
I got to go see Monica.
427
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:15,767
Oops.
428
00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:18,834
Ah, Tony, Tony, now,
look, now look, now,
429
00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:20,268
i-i-i know it's
none of my business,
430
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,834
but I don't think
you should interfere.
431
00:19:21,868 --> 00:19:23,834
Now come on,
let's go to Mario's and have a beer.
432
00:19:23,868 --> 00:19:25,009
Come on, I'll buy, all right?
433
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,634
No, no, no.
I ain't going to Mario's.
434
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,501
All you want to do is
talk some sense into me.
435
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,100
I'm going over to
my sister's while I
436
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:32,109
still got a full head of steam.
All right, all right,
437
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,410
okay, okay, keep your full head.
438
00:19:33,434 --> 00:19:35,734
But let me make one point here.
439
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,376
Now it's very clear
to an outside observer
440
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,743
that Monica doesn't
have a problem.
441
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,400
Jim doesn't have a problem.
442
00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:41,934
You're the one with the problem.
443
00:19:41,968 --> 00:19:42,968
Oh, yeah, Alex? Yeah.
444
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,040
Let me tell you something.
445
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,434
I blame you for
this whole thing.
446
00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:46,543
What do you mean you blame me?
447
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:48,643
If you had more on the ball,
she'd have gone for you.
448
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,643
What are you talking about?
Huh, I know what you did.
449
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,501
You tried some of that
dry humor on her...
450
00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:55,234
The stuff that nobody laughs,
they just say, "ooh, clever."
451
00:19:55,267 --> 00:19:56,934
Yeah...
452
00:19:56,968 --> 00:19:58,701
Tony, Tony... to...
We're crossing a line
453
00:19:58,734 --> 00:19:59,934
we don't want to cross here.
454
00:19:59,968 --> 00:20:01,133
Remember, we're friends.
455
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,467
Friends, Alex? We're friends?
456
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:06,033
You don't think enough of me
to go to bed with my sister.
457
00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:31,467
Best time of my life.
458
00:20:42,601 --> 00:20:44,567
I knocked,
but I guess you couldn't hear.
459
00:20:44,601 --> 00:20:45,767
All right, Jim, hit the road.
460
00:20:45,801 --> 00:20:47,076
I told you to stop
seeing my sister.
461
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,844
Now, I want you to l...
Just wait a minute here.
462
00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:50,567
You can't come in
here and tell a guest
463
00:20:50,601 --> 00:20:51,868
of mine in my house to leave.
464
00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:53,543
Yeah? Well,
I ain't leaving till he leaves.
465
00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:57,200
Okay, Tony, but you better
make yourself comfortable
466
00:20:57,234 --> 00:20:59,200
because I sleep over.
467
00:20:59,234 --> 00:21:00,667
Good, Jim. Good.
468
00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:03,868
Of course,
we have a lot of room here.
469
00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:05,434
We'll need a bathroom schedule.
470
00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:06,934
You're out, buddy! You're out.
471
00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,434
Tony, w-what are you doing?
472
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:09,767
Put him down!
473
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:11,934
It's Chicago '68 all over again.
474
00:21:11,968 --> 00:21:14,267
I can't stand it
anymore, Monica.
475
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:17,167
That's no reason to start
acting like a tough guy.
476
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,501
Look at him, Monica.
477
00:21:18,534 --> 00:21:19,767
He's a burnt-out loser.
478
00:21:19,801 --> 00:21:20,934
You know that for a fact?
479
00:21:20,968 --> 00:21:22,234
Come on, you don't even know
480
00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:23,767
what Washington D.C. stands for.
481
00:21:23,801 --> 00:21:24,934
District of Columbia.
482
00:21:24,968 --> 00:21:25,834
See?
483
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,534
Oh, Tony.
484
00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:29,777
Come on, I wouldn't even be here
if it wasn't for you two guys.
485
00:21:29,801 --> 00:21:32,467
You told me one thing and
you did something else. Aw...
486
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:35,534
Monica, I get...
it ain't right, Monica!
487
00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,200
Tony...
488
00:21:37,234 --> 00:21:38,534
I'm tired of this, Monica.
489
00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:39,868
I can't take it.
490
00:21:39,901 --> 00:21:42,234
Can I have a private
word with you?
491
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:49,367
Tony, do you know how
ridiculous you look right now?
492
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,567
Doesn't he look
ridiculous, Monica?
493
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:54,567
Absolutely. Not only are you
making a fool of yourself
494
00:21:54,601 --> 00:21:57,167
but your arms are starting
to get tired, right?
495
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,000
Huh? You know, you've been doing
this your whole life, Tony...
496
00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:01,934
Getting yourself
into tight spots
497
00:22:01,968 --> 00:22:03,868
then finding out you were wrong
498
00:22:03,901 --> 00:22:05,934
when it was too late
to know what to do.
499
00:22:05,968 --> 00:22:07,601
So what are you going to do
now, huh?
500
00:22:08,634 --> 00:22:09,767
I don't know.
501
00:22:09,801 --> 00:22:12,067
Do you know, Jim?
502
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,968
Hey,
he got himself into this mess.
503
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,701
Let him get himself out of it.
504
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,934
Hey, you all right?
505
00:22:21,968 --> 00:22:23,601
Well,
506
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,701
my shorts are riding
a little high.
507
00:22:28,701 --> 00:22:30,400
Otherwise...
508
00:22:31,968 --> 00:22:34,000
You know, Tony,
509
00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:36,601
I knew someone like you once.
510
00:22:43,501 --> 00:22:45,567
Is that all you're going to
say, Jim?
511
00:22:45,601 --> 00:22:47,567
I think I made my point.
512
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,801
You understood that, right?
513
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:51,834
Yeah.
514
00:22:51,868 --> 00:22:53,267
You two on anything?
515
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:54,968
Yeah, Tony.
516
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,200
We're on threads of hope,
trying to weave us a basket.
517
00:22:59,234 --> 00:23:01,567
I suppose you got that
one, too, huh?
518
00:23:01,601 --> 00:23:04,901
No, I bat about .500.
519
00:23:04,934 --> 00:23:06,601
That's all right, honey.
520
00:23:06,634 --> 00:23:08,667
I don't get 'em all, either.
521
00:23:08,701 --> 00:23:11,133
Alex says everyone's
making sense but me.
522
00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:14,634
I'm sorry I busted in.
523
00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:17,968
Wow. Listen to that.
524
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,601
He never does that.
525
00:23:19,634 --> 00:23:21,133
He never apologized.
526
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,334
Well, we're really maturing
here, aren't we?
527
00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,100
Huh? Huh?
528
00:23:25,133 --> 00:23:26,601
I really am sorry.
529
00:23:26,634 --> 00:23:28,100
He did it again.
530
00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:29,934
Well, you get to stay
531
00:23:29,968 --> 00:23:31,734
for dinner for that one.
532
00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:32,834
I'm really sorry, Jim.
533
00:23:32,868 --> 00:23:36,133
Isn't this wonderful?
534
00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:38,300
What have we all
learned from this?
535
00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:43,234
Tony's learned he can't pick
536
00:23:43,267 --> 00:23:45,701
who his sister is
going to fall for.
537
00:23:45,734 --> 00:23:48,300
Monica's learned she can't pick
538
00:23:48,334 --> 00:23:51,167
who she's going to fall for.
539
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,734
And I think I've learned the
most important thing of all:
540
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,100
I love being lifted.
541
00:24:25,601 --> 00:24:28,400
♪
542
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:03,968
Night, Mr. Walters.
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