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You're never gonna believe
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who I had in my cab last night!
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Hey, that's herve villechaize.
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Yeah, you know,
the little guy from fantasy island.
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He left these pictures
in my cab last night.
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What is this, eh...
Fantasy island?
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Well, actually, latka,
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there really isn't
a fantasy island.
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Well, I wish there
was a place like that.
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Imagine someplace you could go
and live out all your fantasies.
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You seem to have a
perspective on world events
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that somehow eludes
the average man.
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You're no slouch yourself.
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Ooh, I have a
fantasy, all right.
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Halt.
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I have other dreams, too.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the famous singer,
Bobby Wheeler!
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Hey, hey, Bobby!
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Sometimes... I think about
doing a little traveling.
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Wow! You guys are funny-lookin'.
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Mr. Villechaize, uh...
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I do something, uh...
I'd like you to see.
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You want to see it? Yeah?
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Okay, here we go.
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Hiya, boss.
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How are you, boss?
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Here come da plane, boss.
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You like it?
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That's fine.
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That was you.
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Oh, that's very fine.
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Betcha he goes back
to Hollywood now, eh?
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Yeah...
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That must be some exciting
life he leads out there.
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I betcha he does things that
we can only dream about.
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Are you kidding?
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Don't you know what
Hollywood's like?
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I mean, right now,
that guy's out there
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surrounded by perverts,
weirdos, and human garbage.
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Makes me glad I didn't
go into show business.
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You know, it's weird.
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I think I have a handle on
what everyone in this garage
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would fantasize about,
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but the only one that
throws me is you, Alex.
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I mean,
what would you fantasize about?
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Yeah, Alex.
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Yeah, come on, Alex.
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What? What?
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As a matter of fact, I don't.
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Aw, sure.
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- I don't.
- Oh, come on.
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No, really.
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I find it very
difficult to fantasize.
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You mean you never fantasize
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about the beautiful
lady in your cab?
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I mean,
everybody's got that one.
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Not me.
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Me, either.
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Aw, geez, Alex,
I can't even believe it.
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Well, listen,
I'm sorry to disappoint you,
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but that's how it is: I don't.
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I've tried to fantasize.
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I've tried to think up
some great situation,
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but somehow,
something always goes wrong.
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Hello.
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Hi there.
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Where can I take you?
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I'm not sure where I want to go.
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Just drive anywhere.
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I think I know where that is.
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I hope you don't take
this the wrong way,
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but has anyone ever
told you before
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that the back of your
head is quite attractive.
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Thank you.
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The front's nice too.
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That's something
to look forward to.
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You may not believe this,
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but this is my very
first ride in a taxi.
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Well, you know what they say:
First time's the best time.
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Well, actually,
I've always heard
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how rude and abrupt
cabbies were.
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You're not that way at all.
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Well,
the evening is still young.
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I'm really enjoying myself.
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I should've done this long ago.
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Me, too.
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Listen, I hope you don't think
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this is too personal, but, um...
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Well, even if it is...
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Can I ask you something?
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It's your cab.
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Why did you decide to
take this ride tonight?
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I was just feeling very alone.
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I'm a stranger in this big
city, all by myself,
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and something told me I
should just hail a cab.
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I didn't know why...
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Till now.
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Feeling a little warm?
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Ever since I got into this cab.
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I can turn the heat down.
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I don't think you could.
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So, tell me, uh, cookie...
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What brings you to New York?
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I'm here with my husband.
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Son of a...
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She's married?!
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Who's married?
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Huh? Oh, no one.
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I, uh...
just drifted off for a second.
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Oh, Alex, are you over
there trying to fantasize?
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Ah, no, I told you I don't
do that kind of stuff.
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Hey, Alex, if you're fantasizing
about a woman, make her single.
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Well, it's not that
easy, you know.
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I mean, you just can't
imagine her single,
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and she comes out
single, can you?
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Yeah, you can.
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Oh, well,
let me give it another shot.
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Look, I can't do this if you're
all going to stare at me.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Okay, I mean business this time.
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So you're married, huh?
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No, not really.
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I just said that.
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Why?
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I was afraid you'd
come on to me.
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Well...
why are you admitting that now?
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I decided I'd take my chances.
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Back on course.
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Listen, I don't usually do
this, but, um...
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How would you like to...?
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Mm... never mind.
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Oh, say it, please. Ask me.
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No, I think you'd find
me too presumptuous.
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No, no. Say it, please.
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Don't hold anything back.
I'm not.
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Would you like to stop someplace
and have a cup of coffee?
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Oh, I'd love that.
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You would? Mm.
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Well,
where would you like to go?
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Uh, we can go to my apartment,
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or if that would be too
uncomfortable for you,
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we can go out somewhere.
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Your apartment sounds fine.
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In fact,
your apartment sounds wonderful.
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Oh, great.
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This is turning into
a marvelous evening.
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I hope nothing comes
along to spoil it.
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Don't worry about it.
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I couldn't stop now if I had to.
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Stop.
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I can't. I can't.
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Stop!
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I can't even be trusted
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behind the wheel
of my own fantasy.
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You just got to relax.
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You know, just free
yourself, you know,
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and let yourself
go with the flow.
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Put yourself in
your own apartment.
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Oh, yeah, okay,
that's good, that's good.
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Eh? All right? All right?
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Yeah.
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Now, now...
picture yourself by a...
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By a roaring fire.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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That's very good.
That's very good.
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Okay, now, now,
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now, just relax...
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And remember that
it's your fantasy,
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and in her eyes,
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you can't do anything wrong.
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Yeah. You're right.
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I just hope she's still alive.
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More very expensive Brandy?
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Mmm...
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Am I glad that accident
was only a Fender bender.
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You're not going to get
into any trouble, are you?
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No, I have a very
understanding dispatcher.
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Oh, this is wonderful.
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Is it really wonderful?
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Mm. Yes.
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Good.
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I've never done anything
like this before,
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and I've never met
anyone like you before.
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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy,
oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
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What's the matter?
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I just realized something.
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I don't even know your name.
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Does it matter?
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How am I going to tell
my diary about you?
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Tawny.
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Tawny.
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My favorite name.
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I'm Alex.
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My favorite name.
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I'm afraid something
is going to go wrong.
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This is just too good.
Just too good.
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No, no.
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This...
this is what you've waited for.
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This is what you deserve.
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Yeah. Trust me.
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I do. Trust this.
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Oh... free, at last.
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Oh, man.
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I've always liked the name Alex.
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When I was a little girl,
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I used to have an
uncle named Alexander.
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Oh, I thought he
was the greatest.
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I haven't seen him in years.
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We lost touch long ago.
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I lived in the Bronx,
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and his family would
come and see us
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every now and then.
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Yes, yes...
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Oh, he'd always
take me someplace...
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To the park or to
the playground,
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or the carnival,
if it was in season.
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But the thing that
I remember most...
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Was that he'd always end
the day by buying me...
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a double-dip rocky
road ice cream cone
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with a cherry on top.
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Right. How did...?
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Uncle Alex?!
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How's aunt Rose?
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Fine.
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Cousin Harry?
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Great.
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Brother bill? Wonderful.
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Your daughter?
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Europe.
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I think we've wasted enough time
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with this dumb
talk of fantasies.
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Fantasies are for losers.
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I suppose you don't have
any, Louie.
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Me? What would I
need a fantasy for?
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I'm usually the object of
other peoples' fantasies.
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Oh, sure.
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It's true.
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Come on, Louie,
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you mean you wouldn't
change anything
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if you had the chance to?
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Nothing. My life is perfect.
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Well...
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maybe there is...
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One or two things I might
change to make it even better.
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I wish we had some heat.
I'm freezing.
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Yeah.
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Well, you know Mr. De palma
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would turn the heat
up if he could.
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That man, he's a Saint.
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Bobby's right.
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As owner of this cab company,
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Mr. De palma has to cooperate
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with president Rizzo's
new energy program.
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He keeps that thermostat set
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right where it's
supposed to be...
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28 degrees.
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You know, the depression's
a lot harder on him.
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Imagine how tough it would be
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being the only rich man
left in the country.
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Hmm. Yeah.
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Here he comes now.
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Huh? Huh?
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Here he comes.
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On your way home, sir?
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Yeah. I'm bushed.
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How are you guys doing?
268
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Awful.
269
00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:19,033
Yeah. This depression is a darn
shame, isn't it?
270
00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,601
That's a mighty nasty cough
you got there, rieger.
271
00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:25,133
Oh, it's nothing, sir.
Just a touch
272
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of double pneumonia.
It's going around.
273
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:30,667
Nevertheless,
I think you better see my doctor.
274
00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:32,667
Have him take a look at you.
275
00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:34,834
Oh... that's much too kind of
you, sir.
276
00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:37,000
Now, now, now, never
mind, never mind.
277
00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:39,834
That could be bronchitis
on top of pneumonia.
278
00:14:39,868 --> 00:14:41,701
That's what Wheeler's got,
279
00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,934
and he's dying,
aren't you, Wheeler?
280
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:45,501
Yes, sir.
281
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That's the spirit.
282
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:55,033
You almost done in there?
283
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,868
Not quite.
284
00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:58,801
All right, well, keep at it.
285
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I'm home.
286
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Louie!
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Louie, darling.
288
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I've missed you so much.
289
00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:29,234
Why are you dressed like that?
290
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:31,834
Because it's so warm in here.
291
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:33,501
You keep it at 85.
292
00:15:33,534 --> 00:15:34,834
Mm-hmm.
293
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:39,234
You know, Louie, all day
long, I've been praying
294
00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:42,200
that you'll reconsider
firing you-know-who.
295
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,234
Not a chance.
296
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:46,167
Not a chance.
297
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,200
I think I've been fair.
298
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:52,367
When somebody doesn't
pull their weight...
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They're gone.
300
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,067
But she loves you so much.
301
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,033
I know.
302
00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:59,767
Send her in.
303
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,834
He wants to see you, Lassie.
304
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,567
Come on in and sit down.
305
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,667
Sit down.
306
00:16:26,701 --> 00:16:29,667
Bye, Lassie. Bye.
307
00:16:29,701 --> 00:16:33,167
Nardo, you're taking some
of the surprise out of this.
308
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,200
Now, get out of here.
309
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,701
It's just you and me, girl.
310
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,834
Lassie...
311
00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:47,133
I know you've...
312
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:51,667
You've been with us a long time.
313
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:55,834
I don't know...
I just have to do something with you.
314
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:59,300
I mean,
you're getting away with murder.
315
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:00,634
You know?
316
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,801
I've got to lay down the laws.
317
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:06,701
Benji...
she's going through the roof.
318
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,534
Snoopy... through the roof.
319
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:10,968
I mean, what can you do?
320
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:19,033
That's just not enough
anymore, girl.
321
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:22,801
I mean, they're out
there making millions.
322
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,033
Do you know what
Benji made last year?
323
00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:30,501
Uh-huh. Well,
how much did you make last year?
324
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,033
Well, that just doesn't cut
it, Lassie.
325
00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:40,734
Take a walk.
326
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:52,033
All right, but just one.
327
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:02,701
Okay, now beat it.
328
00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:11,334
Aw...
329
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:13,033
It was so sad seeing her go.
330
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:14,234
Yeah, well...
331
00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:18,810
Maybe this will make
you feel better.
332
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:22,300
It's a little something I
picked up on the way home.
333
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:25,167
Oh, it's beautiful.
334
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,467
Oh, well.
335
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:39,701
A man can dream, can't he?
336
00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:45,334
Hey, uh, come on, Elaine.
337
00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:47,067
You're trying to
get everybody else
338
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,968
to talk about their fantasies.
339
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,467
Why don't you tell
us one of yours?
340
00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:51,767
Yeah!
341
00:18:51,801 --> 00:18:53,100
Forget it!
342
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,577
I mean, if nobody else is going
to talk about it, why should I?
343
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,667
Yeah, you're right.
344
00:18:58,701 --> 00:18:59,801
No point.
345
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:00,901
Let's forget it.
346
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,834
But if I were to tell
you my fantasy...
347
00:19:06,868 --> 00:19:09,968
It would knock you out.
348
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,767
Yeah? Oh, really?
349
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:13,467
Come on, come on,
come on, what is it?
350
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,968
Anybody got any ideas
about what we can do?
351
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,334
Let's play another
hand of poker.
352
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,167
We always play cards.
353
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,300
We play cards every day.
354
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,067
That's all we do is play cards.
355
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:31,634
Play cards.
356
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:36,133
♪ Come on along and listen to
357
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:39,501
♪ the lullaby of Broadway
358
00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:44,067
♪ the hip-hooray and ballyhoo
359
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,334
♪ the lullaby of Broadway
360
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:51,501
♪ the rumble of a subway train
361
00:19:51,534 --> 00:19:55,200
♪ the rattle of the taxis
362
00:19:55,234 --> 00:19:58,801
♪ the daffodils who entertain
363
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:02,200
♪ at Angelo's and maxi's
364
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:06,267
♪ when a Broadway baby
365
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,834
♪ says good night
366
00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:14,133
♪ it's early in the morning
367
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,300
♪ Manhattan babies
368
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:19,701
♪ don't sleep tight
369
00:20:19,734 --> 00:20:24,167
♪ until the dawn...
370
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,200
Elaine, we're trying to
play cards here. Come on!
371
00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:29,400
Buzz off.
372
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:37,033
♪ Good night, baby
373
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:40,167
♪ good night
374
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,167
♪ the milkman's on his way
375
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:49,467
♪ sleep tight, baby
376
00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:52,734
♪ sleep tight
377
00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:55,267
♪ let's call it a day
378
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,200
♪ hey!
379
00:20:57,234 --> 00:20:59,400
♪ Come on along and listen to
380
00:20:59,434 --> 00:21:02,901
♪ the lullaby of Broadway ♪
381
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:05,400
♪ The hi-de-hi,
boop-boop-buh-doo ♪
382
00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:07,200
♪ The lullaby of Broadway ♪
383
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:09,100
The band begins to go to town...
384
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:11,334
♪ the band begins
to go to town ♪
385
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:13,100
And everyone goes crazy...
386
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,367
♪ and everyone goes crazy ♪
387
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,334
♪ You rock-a-bye
your baby round ♪
388
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:20,901
♪ Till everything gets hazy
389
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:25,200
♪ hush-a-bye,
I'll buy you this and that ♪
390
00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:28,367
♪ You hear her daddy saying
391
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,367
♪ then baby goes
home to her flat ♪
392
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,734
♪ To sleep all day
393
00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:40,100
♪ good night, baby
394
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,100
bounce!
395
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,734
♪ Good night
396
00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:46,133
♪ the milkman's on his way
397
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,167
kick!
398
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:52,767
♪ Sleep tight, baby
399
00:21:52,801 --> 00:21:56,434
♪ sleep tight
400
00:21:56,467 --> 00:21:58,901
♪ let's call it a day
401
00:21:58,934 --> 00:22:00,000
hey!
402
00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:03,067
♪ Listen to the lullaby
403
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:09,501
♪ of old Broadway!
404
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,367
Train!
405
00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:08,767
Okay, in a line!
406
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,400
Pick me up!
407
00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:18,200
Turn me!
408
00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:22,300
Put me down!
409
00:23:24,868 --> 00:23:26,667
Kick!
410
00:23:37,701 --> 00:23:40,534
♪ Let's call it a day
411
00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:44,000
♪ listen to the lullaby
412
00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:52,033
♪ of old Broadway!
413
00:24:27,434 --> 00:24:29,000
Night, Mr. Walters.
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