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[sirens wailing in distance]
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[cashier] 20, 40, 60, 80...
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-I'm telling you, Linda.
-...100.
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It'll be all about the Internet,
this will pay off big time.
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[Linda] Uh-huh?
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[sighs] You know
how many people
are online?
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35,977,000.
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[sighs]
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I'm just saying that
people are gonna
go crazy over this.
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I mean, look at David.
He loves those computers.
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Where is he anyway?
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Where do you think?
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[Linda] In the basement again?
I'm getting worried about him.
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[computer beeping]
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[door creaks]
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[gasps]
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[Linda] Gosh.
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Sorry, I didn't mean
to frighten you.
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It's past your bedtime, okay?
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So say good-night
to your cyber friends
and you get to bed, okay?
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[notification dings]
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Why are you so mean?
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["Run Boy Run" playing]
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♪ I wonder if you knew
Today would be the day♪
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♪ That you would get the mark
And death would begin
Making his way♪♪♪
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♪ Hungry
Yellow eyes♪♪♪
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♪ A rage full of focus
Unwilling to compromise♪♪♪
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♪ Did you make plans above?♪♪♪
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♪ I say the beast
Shoots straight
Baby, he got aim♪♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bullets
And he ain't playing♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Follow that gun♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Run, boy, run, boy, run♪
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♪ Where the heat at
Run, boy, run, boy, run♪♪♪
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♪ Where the heat at
Run, boy, run, boy, run♪
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♪ Run, boy, run♪
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♪ Baby
Run, boy, run, baby♪♪♪
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♪ Don't bother asking why
When every second counts♪
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♪ If you don't swallow
Your pride♪♪♪
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♪ You'll be spitting up blood
By the ounce♪♪♪
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♪ Move
Get out the way♪♪♪
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♪ Or this could be
Your Sabbath day♪♪♪
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♪ Don't slow down♪
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♪ Don't let your feet
Touch the ground♪♪♪
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♪ Or you'll find yourself
Surrounded♪
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♪ With no escape♪♪♪
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♪ And nothing
But hell to pay♪
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♪ I say the beast
Shoots straight
Baby, he got aim♪♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bullets
And he ain't playing♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Follow that gun♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Run, boy, run♪♪♪
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♪ I say the beast
Shoots straight♪♪♪
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♪ Baby, he got aim♪♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bullets
And he ain't playing♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Follow that gun♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
where the heat at♪♪♪
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♪ Run, boy, run, boy, run♪♪♪
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[coworker 1]
Ellis, hands off the keyboard!
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Engaging with trolls
is like the worst possible use
of your energy.
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You're doing
your angry typing thing again.
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Okay. I'll just delete
his comment then.
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Oh, yeah,
I'm sure that's the last time
you'll hear about it.
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Oh, my God, so I should--
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-Ignore it!
-Ignore it!
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If you feed the trolls,
they will grow in power
and destroy you.
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[notification dings]
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-Okay. Have any of you
got this email?
-[coworker 1] What email?
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[coworker 2] No, what is it?
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Ah, cool,
it's one of those things where
if you look at it long enough,
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you'll see a picture. [chuckles]
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-[gasps]
-[coworkers giggle]
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[Ellis] Oh, my God.
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Were you filming that?
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That was trendworthy.
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[boss] Hey, BuzzFeeders!
Quick word.
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Uh, just read an article
about a young man
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who woke up after being
in a coma for 21 years.
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[employees murmur]
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Here's the uncool part,
I read it on Vice!
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[employee groans] Oh, dude.
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Come on!
Guys, we should be on that.
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This is our kind of shit!
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Uh, "27 Surprising Places
to Eat in New York City
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if You've Just Woken Up
From a Coma."
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[chuckles]
But better, obviously.
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Adam E.
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Just going over
your performance metrics
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and the general
audience sentiment
shows that your content is,
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well, for lack of better words,
relatable AF.
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Here's the less good part,
not as great,
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your reach is kind of lame.
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It's not a criticism,
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it's just something to consider.
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We'd like to get
those numbers up.
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For example, right now
your views are lagging
way behind Norris's lists.
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Yes!
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I knew my
"Top Ten Buffy Episodes
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and What Your Favorite
Says About You"
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would totally slay.
[chuckles]
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Get it, slay? Like--
you know,
like vampire slayer.
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Yes! I'm dead, I'm so dead.It's sick, huh?
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-[both laughing]
-You've been sitting on
that one.
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Yeah, I have.
Yeah, I wanted to--
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I wanted to raise
the stakes up so,
just for--
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Oh, that's two!For you. Yeah, boom.
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Very funny, Norris.
But you don't have
to celebrate it, okay?
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Take the compliment,
internalize it.Absolutely.
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Feel good about it.Yeah.
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But we don't want
to make people feel bad.
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Absolutely. Lock it up.
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[boss] You're behind
that pun machine.
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Way behind.
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I'd love to see some more
authentic original content
from you.
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-[Adam] Yeah.
-People really dig
when you reveal
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-the funny, painful truth
about stuff.
-Right.
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Yeah? So maybe try that, yeah?
Cool. Okay, Evelyn, great.
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He said the same thing
to Carmen two weeks ago.
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Carmen who got fired
a week ago?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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But it's gonna be okay.
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"Try to make your comics
have more pain--
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but funny pain."[chuckles]
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"But not so funny
they lose the pain."
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Oh, come on,
you can do that.
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"You make it relatable
and inclusive."
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Inclusive? AKA, gay.
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[chuckling] Gay.
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You were pretty restless
last night.
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Yeah?Yeah.
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Adam, I can sleep back
at my own place.
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You know,
you can just tell me.
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No, it's not that.
Really, it's not that.
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I was thinking,
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I know that you and your mom
aren't close,
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but maybe it's time
I got to meet her.
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If-- If you want.
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I don't know.
I-- I, um...
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You don't want to
meet my mom.
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You think I'm crazy,
you ain't seen nothing.
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You know I love you, right?
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[teenager 1] I know
it's only been a few hours,
but I think I love you.
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[teenager 2 laughs]
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Oh, shit, he's responding.
"I think I love you too."
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Yo, he loves you,
he loves you!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[clears throat]
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Do you wanna hold me?
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Ew.
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Do you wanna make out
with a 14-year-old boy?
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And we're blocked. Yes!
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Okay. Sports Chat?
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[teenager 1] This one.
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"Hi, I'm David.
Ask me anything."
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"Chat room rules. No bullying.
No bad language." What?
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Yeah, this guy's
asking for it.
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"Ask only two questions,
but never three."
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Dude, this is hilarious.
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All right.
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Dear David,
why are you
such a loser?
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"I think you'd both like me
if you gave me a chance."
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What-- Wait, how does he know
there's two of us?
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Chill out, man.
He's probably doing
exactly what we're doing.
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Tell me why a loser like you
shouldn't blow
your brains out.
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Dude, that's pretty dark.
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Come on, man.
No one takes
this shit serious.
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"So I'll live to see you die."
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Dear David--Maybe let's not.
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He said not to ask
three questions.
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Maybe you shouldn't be
such a pussy.
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Whatever.
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How am I going to die?
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"Alone, afraid,
and wetting your bed."
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-What? Yo, that's--
-Dude.
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[electricity buzzing]
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Dude, let's just watch
Riverdale.
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-Are you bugging out
because of this creep?
-No.
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[coworker 3] Oh, my God.
And Beatrice?
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She just got fired as editor
of Teen Vogue Online.
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Now I'm fourth in line
to replace her.
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Oh! It's like Game of Thrones,
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but for a fashion-savvy
social warrior.
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Here's to that.
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And Adam, at least you'll have
plenty of introvert
work-from-home time
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once Kyle's gone.
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Yes. Wait, what?
What do you mean?
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[chuckles]
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I'm flying out
to Arkansas tonight.
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Your mom!My mom's hysterectomy.
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I'm gonna help out until
my sisters can get there.
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Right. Sorry.
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Well, it might
do you some good.
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No distractions.
Except the Internet.
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-Another drink?
-[coworker 3] Yes, please.
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Hey, I am so sorry.
That was super messed up.
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I do remember, I promise.
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It's okay. All right?
I get it. All right?
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We both have a lot
going on right now.
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But this,
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we gotta maintain
a full signal between us
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or else the call gets dropped.
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I don't want that.
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Me neither.
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Okay.
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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-[high-pitched chiming]
-[inhales sharply]
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[breathing rapidly]
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[muffled scream]
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[choking]
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["Friending" playing]
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♪ You were talking about♪
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♪ All the time
That you've been spending♪♪♪
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♪ Do you
Do you have an idea♪♪♪
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♪ All the time
That you've been friending♪♪♪
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♪ I think you've got
A good idea♪♪♪
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♪ Of the time
You've been wasting♪♪♪
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♪ On and on and on♪
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♪ And it goes on
And on and on♪♪♪
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♪ And you say that you know♪
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♪ Every time
That you've been trending♪
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♪ And you
And you say that you know♪
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♪ Everyone who you've been
Friending♪♪♪
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♪ But you'll never find out♪
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♪ Everyone who you've been
Offending♪♪♪
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♪ On and on and on♪♪♪
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♪ And it goes on and on and on
It goes on and on♪♪♪
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[sighs]
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[music ends]
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[groans]
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Ping!
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Fuckin' twat.
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[scoffs]
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Why don't you die in a fire?
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[meows]
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Don't judge me,
you're not my mom.
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Sometimes you gotta
troll the trolls.
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Internet...
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educate him.
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[notifications chiming]
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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See?
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I'm relatable AF.
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[chuckles]
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[scoffs]
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[groans]
245
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,122
[sighs]
246
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,612
[purring]
247
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:49,878
[chuckles]
248
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:52,968
I love you too.
249
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,319
[inhales deeply]
250
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,191
[groans] Oh, my God.
251
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,021
[sniffles] Are you hungry?
252
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,023
[cell phone beeps]
253
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,287
All right. Come on.
254
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,509
[sighs] I should drink
and post more often.
255
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,648
[creaking]
256
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,926
[cat meows]
257
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,893
[announcer] Please stand away
from the platform edge.
258
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,776
[horn honking]
259
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,129
[cell phone chimes]
260
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,567
-[clattering]
-[gasps]
261
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,060
[clanging]
262
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,369
[loud clang]
263
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:14,805
-[electricity buzzing]
-[gasps]
264
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,641
[person shouting]
265
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:26,643
[keys jangling]
266
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:27,862
Shit.
267
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:35,522
Thanks, man.
268
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:37,959
[laughing]
269
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,223
Baby steps. Baby steps.
270
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:54,976
[light bulb blows]
271
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,154
[neighbor moaning, panting]
272
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,938
[Adam groans]
273
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,679
[moaning continues loudly]
274
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,464
[video game music playing]
275
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,124
[video game chimes]
276
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,868
[shooting on video game]
277
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,248
[creaking]
278
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,567
[groans]
279
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,295
[gasps]
280
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,791
[Adam] I really didn't
sleep well this weekend.
281
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:56,489
[Evelyn]
Lonely without Kyle already?
282
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:57,838
I had sleep paralysis.
283
00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:59,709
Hmm?It's where you wake up,
284
00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:02,016
but you can't move,
but you can see.
285
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:04,148
That's a real thing?Mm-hmm.
286
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,976
Yeah, I haven't had it
since my final year
of college.
287
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:07,804
It's, like,
stress-related
or something,
288
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:10,894
but they say
you can see things
because...
289
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:12,548
your brain is
still dreaming.
290
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:15,246
Mm-hmm.But I've never had it
that bad before.
291
00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:17,379
I don't know, it--
292
00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:20,687
it just felt very real,
you know?
293
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:24,517
Did you want me to come over
at night to protect you?
294
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:25,735
[grunts]
295
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:27,737
I think I'll be fine.
296
00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:38,748
[high-pitched chiming]
297
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:07,081
[static buzzing]
298
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,402
[buzzing stops]
299
00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:25,404
[person whispers] Adam!
300
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:32,236
[muffled chattering]
301
00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:41,724
You've seen my son,
Dear David, haven't you?
302
00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:45,032
[electricity buzzing]
303
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:47,904
Dear David.
304
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:51,081
You saw him.
305
00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:54,998
What does he want?
306
00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:01,222
You can ask him,
but only two questions.
307
00:24:02,092 --> 00:24:03,137
Never three.
308
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:06,183
Why?
309
00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:08,447
Ask him yourself.
310
00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:36,736
David?
311
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:54,362
[muffled shouting]
312
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,190
[panting]
313
00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:10,813
What are you doing tonight?
314
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:12,946
[pop music playing]
315
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,904
[Evelyn] This one
says the ghost of
a masturbating chimp
316
00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:18,168
roams the hallways
of their stately home.
[chuckles]
317
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,607
There are actually
a lot of weirdos out there.
318
00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:26,525
Not you. You're under
a lot of pressure.
319
00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:27,743
Hmm.
320
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:29,702
It's your turn.Okay.
321
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:35,055
I feel like this game is
trying to tell me something.
322
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:36,230
What do you think?
323
00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:38,928
A hundred percent.Hmm.
324
00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:40,974
That you're a total failure.I'm a total failure.
325
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:42,584
Mm-hmm.Yeah, thought so.
326
00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:44,412
You should have let me
bring my Ouija board over.
327
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,676
Then we'd really figure out
what's bothering you.
328
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:50,331
I'm not trying to invite
more paranormal activity,
329
00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:51,680
thank you very much.
330
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:52,986
[clattering]
331
00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:56,380
[chuckles]
332
00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:00,471
It's just the cats.
333
00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:06,565
Are you serious?
334
00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:11,657
-[chuckles] Ellis. Oh, my God.
-[cats meowing]
335
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:19,012
-That's really weird.
-What is?
336
00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:20,883
They don't want me
to touch it.
337
00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:22,885
-[chuckles] Oh!
-No!
338
00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:27,063
[chuckling]
339
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:30,066
It's just a camera.
340
00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:33,113
[sighs]
341
00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:41,208
It even takes photos
like a real camera.
342
00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:43,123
I should go
and get some work done.
343
00:26:46,387 --> 00:26:47,997
Get some sleep.
344
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,913
Dream of hot men,
not dead boys.
345
00:26:54,308 --> 00:26:57,616
[door opens, shuts]
346
00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:07,060
[cell phone buzzing]
347
00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:16,983
[Kyle] Hey, you. How's it going?
348
00:27:17,157 --> 00:27:19,028
My mom's home, she's good.
349
00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:21,422
Although struggling
to go number two.
350
00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:23,163
We bought her all kinds
of fiber supplements...
351
00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:24,904
[Adam] What the hell?
352
00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:26,166
...but we don't want her to
burst her stitches.
353
00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:27,471
-[Adam] Ew. God.
-Love yo--
354
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:29,952
Not now, Kyle.
355
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,101
[rattling]
356
00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:59,286
[sighs]
357
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,739
No. People will think I'm nuts.
358
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:20,742
[sighs]
359
00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:17,233
[creaking]
360
00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:24,371
[high-pitched chiming]
361
00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:34,729
[gasps]
362
00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:37,558
[heartbeat thumping]
363
00:29:39,386 --> 00:29:41,040
[panting]
364
00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:56,969
Who are you?
365
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,366
[whispering] Just a follower.
366
00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:48,585
[Adam] You guys moving out?
367
00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:50,500
Uh, sure are.
368
00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:52,981
Any particular reason?
369
00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:54,983
Like, uh, I don't know,
370
00:30:55,157 --> 00:30:58,291
bad dreams, or a creepy kid
in the corner of the room?
371
00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:00,467
Half a head? [chuckles]
372
00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,818
-Nah, bro.
-We're moving upstate.
373
00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:04,950
Oh.
374
00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:06,125
Good luck.
375
00:31:08,562 --> 00:31:09,606
[chuckling]
376
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:22,532
And even if you are right
and it's all in my head
377
00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:24,056
and I'm just a crazy person,
378
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:25,361
look how big
this apartment is.
379
00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:27,798
It's a win-win, baby!
380
00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:31,280
Hmm. I think they recommend
moving further
than just up the stairs.
381
00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:36,155
Oh, and, hey,
no more sex sounds
above you.
382
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:39,027
Downstairs is available
if you want to hear mine.
383
00:31:39,201 --> 00:31:40,942
Ew, gross.
384
00:31:41,116 --> 00:31:42,335
That's homophobia.
385
00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:43,858
No, it's not!
386
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,512
Oh, my God.
387
00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,037
What is this?Oh, God.
388
00:31:49,211 --> 00:31:50,604
Is that you?Mm-hmm.
389
00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:52,084
Ah!
390
00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:54,173
This is me and all
of my childhood friends.
391
00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:58,568
That's my best friend Link
and we're saving
the Princess Zelda.
392
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:01,571
-Oh, my God,
you had an imaginary friend.
-Hmm.
393
00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:05,184
That's such
an only child thing.Hmm. Yeah, I know.
394
00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:08,143
No wonder you looked
so lost and lonely
before I adopted you at work.
395
00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:09,405
Hmm.
396
00:32:18,197 --> 00:32:19,633
[cats meowing]
397
00:32:26,553 --> 00:32:28,642
[sighs]
398
00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:33,473
[meowing continues]
399
00:32:41,742 --> 00:32:44,658
Hey, babies.
What are you looking at?
400
00:32:44,832 --> 00:32:45,964
[growling]
401
00:32:46,138 --> 00:32:47,835
[camera clicks]
402
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:49,837
What the hell
are you looking at?
403
00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:09,726
-[cats yowling]
-Shit.
404
00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:12,425
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
405
00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:17,952
[camera clicks]
406
00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:23,740
What?
407
00:33:24,828 --> 00:33:26,743
Are you fucking kidding me?
408
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,658
Oh, come on.
409
00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:08,481
[whooshing]
410
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,225
[panting]
411
00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:14,661
Yes, yes, yes.
412
00:34:16,228 --> 00:34:17,403
Call, call, call.
413
00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:24,410
Come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
414
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,281
No.
415
00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:31,417
Just breathing.
Breathe, breathe, breathe.
416
00:34:32,374 --> 00:34:33,375
You're okay.
417
00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:34,942
[breathing heavily]
418
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:55,919
[panting]
419
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:08,367
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
420
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,934
[boss] I don't like scary
things, really, but I was,
like, riveted by this.
421
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:15,591
Oh! Speak of the devil!
Adam E! There he is.
422
00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:17,637
Why didn't you tell me
what you were working on?
423
00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:20,292
Uh...
424
00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:23,033
-Uh, what am I working on?
-All right, Mr. Modest.
425
00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:26,472
This Dear David story,
it's crazy good.
426
00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:28,996
It feels personal,
but, uh, digestible.
427
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:31,694
It's fresh.
It's like a whole new format.
428
00:35:31,868 --> 00:35:35,307
I was telling these guys,
I was afraid to leave
my room last night.
429
00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:37,178
[chuckling]
430
00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:40,007
So, um, yeah, so that--
431
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,792
so that story is--
is actually happening.
432
00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,707
It's totally happening.
433
00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:46,274
It's rad too. I like how
you're bringing that back.
434
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:48,146
It's like
what we talked about.
435
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,670
I'm not taking credit
for this, but I told you.
436
00:35:50,844 --> 00:35:52,411
It's not just about
the pep talk,
437
00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:54,326
you had to dig in and find it,
and you did.
438
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,979
In fact,
I'm gonna spotlight it
on the home page,
439
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,243
so I want you
to put something together.
440
00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:01,768
You know, liven it up
with some-- some GIFs
and memes and stuff.
441
00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:04,379
You're good at that.
Make it fun. Okay?
442
00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:06,207
-Norris, go ahead.
-Uh...
443
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:09,210
"Top Ten Reasons Why Dawson
From Dawson's Creek
444
00:36:09,384 --> 00:36:11,343
is a Little Bitch Boy."
445
00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:13,214
-[boss] Ooh.
The word "bitch" might be--
-Too much, yeah.
446
00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:25,400
This feels wrong.
447
00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:26,967
It feels dirty or something.
I don't know.
448
00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:30,753
Not fun dirty,
bad dirty.
449
00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:36,803
Let them vote
on what you do next.
450
00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:38,935
That's a really good idea.Mm-hmm.
451
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,202
Number one, Ouija board?
452
00:36:45,072 --> 00:36:46,552
[Evelyn] Definitely.
453
00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:49,294
Number two, hire a medium?
I like that one.
454
00:36:49,468 --> 00:36:50,817
Mm-hmm.I don't hate it.
455
00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:52,079
-[Evelyn] Mm-hmm.
-[Adam] Okay.
456
00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,341
[Evelyn]
It's a good number two.
457
00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:54,473
Three.
458
00:36:55,691 --> 00:36:58,346
Oh, my God.
You have to pick that one.
459
00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,608
For real?Mm-hmm!
460
00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:09,270
I rid you of evil.
461
00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:11,620
I rid you of evil.
462
00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:15,885
I rid you of evil.
463
00:37:16,712 --> 00:37:18,888
I rid you of evil!
464
00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:20,673
[coughing]
465
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,370
[chuckling]
466
00:37:22,544 --> 00:37:24,111
I don't remember
inviting you over.
467
00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:27,157
Please, I'm the least
of your uninvited problems.
468
00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:28,942
Ooh.
469
00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:31,771
Someone says that
I should get a sleep talk app
470
00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:33,990
to record
what happens at night.
471
00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:36,036
[Evelyn] I like it.Hmm.
472
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:37,994
I think
I might do that tonight.
473
00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:41,650
Maybe Dear David is like Link?
474
00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:43,870
Just another imaginary friend.
475
00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:45,654
He's not imaginary.
476
00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:47,874
Uh, what does Kyle think?
477
00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:51,878
I don't know.
478
00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,925
I haven't spoken to him
in a while,
he's MIA on this whole trip.
479
00:37:56,099 --> 00:37:57,362
I think he's mad at me.
480
00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,668
Why would he be mad at you?
481
00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:03,106
I haven't called him back.
482
00:38:09,069 --> 00:38:10,200
[groans]
483
00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:13,291
Okay, fine, if you must know,
484
00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:14,944
it's because he keeps
saying "I love you"
485
00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:16,206
and I don't know how
to respond to that.
486
00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:17,991
Okay? That's why.
487
00:38:18,165 --> 00:38:20,559
If you don't wanna listen
to Kyle and his feelings,
488
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:23,910
then he's not gonna
be there for you
and your ghost problems.
489
00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:29,307
[yawns]
490
00:38:31,178 --> 00:38:32,440
[notifications chiming]
491
00:38:33,746 --> 00:38:34,747
[groans]
492
00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:51,024
[chuckles]
493
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,205
[cat meows]
494
00:39:07,562 --> 00:39:08,824
[cat yowls]
495
00:39:18,181 --> 00:39:19,705
[voices whispering]
496
00:39:22,098 --> 00:39:23,622
[cat meows]
497
00:39:38,332 --> 00:39:39,377
[gasps]
498
00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:41,335
[choking]
499
00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:05,881
[distorted screaming]
500
00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:07,448
[gasping]
501
00:40:09,711 --> 00:40:10,756
[grunts]
502
00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:15,325
[breathing rapidly]
503
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:19,025
What... do you...
504
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:23,072
want from me?
505
00:40:23,246 --> 00:40:25,988
[rocking chair creaking]
506
00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,215
[choking]
507
00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:36,999
That's two!
508
00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:38,697
-[thuds]
-[gasps]
509
00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:49,272
[groans]
510
00:40:51,579 --> 00:40:52,580
[sighs]
511
00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:05,637
[gasping through speaker]
512
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,248
[distorted speech]
513
00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:13,471
[panting, distorted speech]
514
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,084
[Adam] What do you...
515
00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:21,696
want from me?
516
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:23,742
[David] That's two!
517
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:35,928
-[muffled thud]
-[gasps]
518
00:41:38,278 --> 00:41:40,193
What the hell is that?
519
00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:52,161
[stairs creaking]
520
00:41:55,077 --> 00:41:56,078
[muffled thud]
521
00:42:09,135 --> 00:42:10,179
[gasps]
522
00:42:17,839 --> 00:42:19,537
[door clicking]
523
00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:33,986
-[clattering]
-[gasps]
524
00:42:39,078 --> 00:42:40,819
-[creaking]
-[gasps]
525
00:42:58,010 --> 00:43:01,013
-[gasps]
-[Kyle] Adam, Adam.
It's me, it's me.
526
00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:02,928
-[Adam panting]
-[metal clattering]
527
00:43:03,842 --> 00:43:05,539
[Kyle]
What the hell is going on?
528
00:43:07,759 --> 00:43:08,977
It's me.
529
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,684
[Adam] That's it.
That's everything, I hope.
530
00:43:21,294 --> 00:43:23,601
[Kyle] You know why
I love your comics so much?
531
00:43:24,297 --> 00:43:26,168
Why?
532
00:43:26,342 --> 00:43:29,041
It's the only way I feel like
I actually get to know you.
533
00:43:29,215 --> 00:43:30,956
My cartoons do
the talking for me,
534
00:43:31,130 --> 00:43:33,219
there's nothing
wrong with that.
535
00:43:33,393 --> 00:43:35,787
There is when you never
actually say
anything that's real.
536
00:43:35,961 --> 00:43:37,440
That is so unfair.
537
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,138
Maybe you never listen
when I do,
538
00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:40,661
but I talk to you a lot.
539
00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:44,970
Sure, in sarcasm and memes.
540
00:43:45,144 --> 00:43:50,105
Which is cute until my friends
ask me if a ghost
is haunting me too,
541
00:43:50,279 --> 00:43:52,325
and I have no idea
what they're talking about
542
00:43:52,499 --> 00:43:55,154
until I see this shit online
like one of your...
543
00:43:55,328 --> 00:43:56,677
fucking followers.
544
00:43:56,851 --> 00:43:58,810
I tried calling,
you were blowing me off.
545
00:43:58,984 --> 00:44:00,638
I thought you were mad at me,
I was giving you space.
546
00:44:00,812 --> 00:44:03,118
I've been calling.
Texting.
547
00:44:03,989 --> 00:44:04,990
Look.
548
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:10,256
You moved apartments
and didn't say
anything to me.
549
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:13,651
And then Jaxon
sends me this.
550
00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:16,915
He found it last week.
551
00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:18,786
I'm not on Grindr.
552
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,745
Someone is obviously
catfishing me.
553
00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:22,355
You can get that photo online.
554
00:44:26,054 --> 00:44:28,970
Look, I'm not on Grindr,
I deleted it
when we started dating.
555
00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:35,934
I didn't--
I didn't put that on there.
556
00:44:36,108 --> 00:44:37,326
I don't know how
that got there.
557
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,807
I promise you,
I deleted it. I did.
558
00:44:40,634 --> 00:44:41,766
What the hell?
559
00:44:45,987 --> 00:44:47,641
Jesus Christ, Adam.
560
00:44:48,163 --> 00:44:49,904
Listen...
561
00:44:50,078 --> 00:44:53,691
I don't understand what you're
going through right now,
562
00:44:55,170 --> 00:44:57,346
but until you
sort yourself out...
563
00:44:58,826 --> 00:45:00,045
I need space.
564
00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:03,962
You're breaking up with me?
565
00:45:04,136 --> 00:45:05,833
How can I be with someone
566
00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:08,357
when I never know what's
really going on with them?
567
00:45:15,669 --> 00:45:17,715
["Your Ghost" playing]
568
00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:25,200
♪ I think last night♪
569
00:45:25,374 --> 00:45:30,292
♪ You were driving circles
Around me♪♪♪
570
00:45:32,381 --> 00:45:33,905
♪ I think last night♪
571
00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:38,344
♪ You were driving circles
Around me♪
572
00:45:38,518 --> 00:45:40,041
[cell phone ringing]
573
00:45:52,662 --> 00:45:56,666
♪ It's the blaze
Across my nightgown♪
574
00:45:57,493 --> 00:45:58,886
[camera clicks]
575
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:00,279
♪ It's the phone's ring♪♪♪
576
00:46:08,504 --> 00:46:09,854
What's been going on
with Adam?
577
00:46:10,028 --> 00:46:11,290
Yeah, what's going on?
578
00:46:11,464 --> 00:46:13,161
I don't--
579
00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:15,033
-I don't know.
-[friend] It's weird, right?
580
00:46:15,207 --> 00:46:16,730
[Evelyn] Yeah, it is.
I really don't know.
581
00:46:16,904 --> 00:46:18,558
We're supposed
to be best friends, and--
582
00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:20,865
Honey, nobody cares
about ghosts.
583
00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:22,083
Ooh...
584
00:46:22,257 --> 00:46:23,781
[laughing]
585
00:46:25,391 --> 00:46:26,784
Really though.
586
00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:28,611
Kyle's been saying
the same thing.
587
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,049
He said that Adam
didn't even ask
588
00:46:31,223 --> 00:46:32,441
about his mom's surgery,
589
00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:34,095
which is weird.
590
00:46:34,269 --> 00:46:35,705
It's just not really like him.
591
00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:54,855
[announcer] Please stand away
from the platform edge,
592
00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:57,597
especially when trains enter
and leave the station.
593
00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:08,434
[clattering]
594
00:47:22,143 --> 00:47:23,666
[metal clanking]
595
00:47:38,943 --> 00:47:40,161
[train rumbling]
596
00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:00,660
[sighs]
597
00:48:23,639 --> 00:48:24,771
[person] Yes! Yes!
598
00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:27,469
[people grunting]
599
00:48:27,643 --> 00:48:28,688
[person groaning]
600
00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:32,039
[Adam] Shit, shit. Oh, my God.
601
00:48:32,213 --> 00:48:35,782
Whoa. No, no. No, no, no.
God. Stop, stop.
602
00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:37,523
-No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
603
00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:40,178
-[cell phone ringing]
- Oh, my God. Whoa.
604
00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:43,311
No.
605
00:48:44,399 --> 00:48:45,444
Oh, fuck it.
606
00:48:49,404 --> 00:48:50,971
[Adam] I'm not on Grindr.
I deleted it.
607
00:48:51,102 --> 00:48:52,712
He's not imaginary.
Oh, my God.
608
00:48:52,886 --> 00:48:54,496
Because he keeps saying
"I love you."
609
00:48:55,671 --> 00:48:56,846
-[cell phone chimes]
-[gasps]
610
00:49:08,206 --> 00:49:09,468
[notifications chiming]
611
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,081
What?
612
00:49:16,388 --> 00:49:17,780
[notifications continue]
613
00:50:02,956 --> 00:50:04,349
[thuds]
614
00:50:05,132 --> 00:50:06,612
[cat meowing]
615
00:50:08,744 --> 00:50:10,616
[cat yowls]
616
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,667
[heart monitor beeping]
617
00:50:52,092 --> 00:50:53,963
[breathing shakily]
618
00:51:01,232 --> 00:51:03,016
-[static buzzes]
-[modem dialing]
619
00:51:29,825 --> 00:51:31,436
[breathing shakily]
620
00:51:31,610 --> 00:51:33,438
[mouse clicking]
621
00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:39,313
[socket disconnecting]
622
00:51:41,794 --> 00:51:44,884
I've told you to go to bed
three times and I find you
looking at this?
623
00:51:45,058 --> 00:51:48,017
What's wrong with you, David?
624
00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:49,845
Why are you looking
at this filth?
625
00:51:51,282 --> 00:51:52,500
Answer me!
626
00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:54,850
What's wrong with you?
627
00:51:58,071 --> 00:51:59,333
[choking]
628
00:52:02,728 --> 00:52:03,946
[gurgling]
629
00:52:05,861 --> 00:52:06,993
[gasps]
630
00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:08,995
[Linda] David?
631
00:52:09,909 --> 00:52:12,781
Oh, my God! Please stop.
632
00:52:12,955 --> 00:52:14,435
Please stop.
633
00:52:14,609 --> 00:52:15,871
[Linda screaming]
634
00:52:17,699 --> 00:52:19,092
[Adam whimpering]
635
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,233
[screaming]
636
00:52:36,544 --> 00:52:37,719
[gurgling]
637
00:52:41,332 --> 00:52:42,333
[grunts]
638
00:52:44,596 --> 00:52:45,945
[panting]
639
00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:39,999
You owe me big time
for covering for you
at work yesterday.
640
00:53:40,173 --> 00:53:41,696
[notifications chiming]
641
00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:43,959
You know it's not
all about your followers?
642
00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:46,919
Hello?
643
00:53:48,094 --> 00:53:51,097
Is everything okay?Do you know how to find out
644
00:53:51,271 --> 00:53:53,447
-who this handle belongs to?
-[Evelyn sighs]
645
00:53:53,621 --> 00:53:55,928
You really think a weird account
is haunting your apartment?
646
00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:57,886
I woke up hanging out of
the fucking window last night.
647
00:53:58,060 --> 00:53:59,236
It's not a joke.
648
00:54:00,759 --> 00:54:02,587
Are you serious?
649
00:54:02,761 --> 00:54:05,242
You didn't put that
in your thread.'Cause it's too insane.
650
00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:07,853
Maybe you should
see a doctor or something,
651
00:54:08,027 --> 00:54:10,203
do a sleep study before
you really hurt yourself.
652
00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,901
I'm fine, I just...
653
00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:15,339
need to find out
who this is.
654
00:54:16,688 --> 00:54:18,211
Ask Kyle,
he did all those exposés.
655
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:20,561
He broke up with me.
656
00:54:21,736 --> 00:54:22,650
[knock on window]
657
00:54:22,824 --> 00:54:25,131
Adam Ellis! My office!
658
00:54:26,175 --> 00:54:27,220
Now!
659
00:54:27,786 --> 00:54:29,048
Fuck.
660
00:54:31,006 --> 00:54:31,920
Wish me luck.
661
00:54:32,094 --> 00:54:33,139
Wh--
662
00:54:38,797 --> 00:54:40,625
This is crazy, Adam.
663
00:54:40,799 --> 00:54:42,148
Um...
664
00:54:42,322 --> 00:54:44,324
Yeah. No, that's--
Yeah, no, it's all--
665
00:54:44,498 --> 00:54:46,457
It's true,
it's all happening.I got the LA office calling
666
00:54:46,631 --> 00:54:49,808
and asking what's happening
and I don't know
what to tell them.
667
00:54:49,982 --> 00:54:51,549
Which they don't like,
of course.
668
00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:54,943
And I don't like it,
so tell me. How does this end?
669
00:54:56,771 --> 00:54:58,251
I don't-- I don't know.
670
00:54:58,425 --> 00:54:59,818
The reason I'm asking...Yeah, no--
671
00:54:59,992 --> 00:55:01,950
...because you're being
weirdly coy,
672
00:55:02,124 --> 00:55:04,779
um, is because I'm thinking
about taking this thing
much bigger.
673
00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:06,825
I mean, not that
it's not right now, but--
674
00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:10,698
I'm thinking
we take it multimedia,
not just one quadrant.
675
00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:13,005
I think we go four quadrants
on this thing, you know?
676
00:55:13,179 --> 00:55:14,920
And we take it to the mat.
677
00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:17,444
We could really make this,
like, a thing. You know?
678
00:55:17,618 --> 00:55:20,578
This could be-- I mean,
I'm not diminishing--
It already is big.
679
00:55:20,752 --> 00:55:23,755
But I'm talking, like--
I mean, like, worldwide.
680
00:55:23,929 --> 00:55:25,409
[boss's voice fades]
681
00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:27,324
[Adam breathing shakily]
682
00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:32,677
What's going on?
683
00:55:33,721 --> 00:55:34,983
Is everything okay?
684
00:55:36,115 --> 00:55:37,159
What happened?
685
00:55:38,204 --> 00:55:39,510
Pics or it didn't happen.
686
00:55:43,731 --> 00:55:44,906
Ellis, wh--
687
00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:02,968
Come on, pick up.
688
00:56:03,098 --> 00:56:04,709
[Kyle] I said I needed space.
689
00:56:04,883 --> 00:56:08,365
I know, I'm sorry.
I just need help, Kyle.
690
00:56:10,715 --> 00:56:12,281
Yeah, I'm aware.
691
00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:19,419
This is me trying
to say something...
692
00:56:20,507 --> 00:56:21,508
real.
693
00:56:23,467 --> 00:56:24,816
Is this you hearing me?
694
00:56:27,122 --> 00:56:29,342
What do you need?
695
00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:31,823
I really need to find out
what's behind
this anonymous user handle.
696
00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:34,216
That's not what I meant, Adam.
697
00:56:34,347 --> 00:56:36,784
And it's not an easy ask,
all sorts of privacy issues.
698
00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:38,482
Please?
699
00:56:38,656 --> 00:56:40,397
Whatever it is
is trying to kill me.
700
00:56:40,571 --> 00:56:41,963
The ghost?
701
00:56:42,921 --> 00:56:45,489
[sighs]
Adam, I'm worried about you.
702
00:56:45,663 --> 00:56:47,316
Maybe you should talk
to someone.
703
00:56:48,579 --> 00:56:50,145
I'm talking to you.
704
00:56:53,279 --> 00:56:54,236
Please, Kyle.
705
00:56:54,802 --> 00:56:56,021
[Kyle sighs]
706
00:56:56,674 --> 00:56:57,936
Text me the handle.
707
00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:00,895
Thanks.
708
00:57:13,821 --> 00:57:16,781
You said that the spirit
harmed you, like, physically?
709
00:57:16,955 --> 00:57:19,044
Yeah, um, look at, uh--
710
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,441
Yeah, it hurt, and, um...
711
00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,747
it gave me a nosebleed.
712
00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:30,795
There's a strange energy
coming from this corner here.
713
00:57:30,969 --> 00:57:32,449
It's really unusual.
714
00:57:32,623 --> 00:57:34,015
[Adam] Yeah, so that's
where I first saw him.
715
00:57:34,189 --> 00:57:36,540
I was getting sleep paralysis,
716
00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:39,238
and I wake up and I see him,
717
00:57:39,412 --> 00:57:42,371
but I see him
in real life now as well.
718
00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:46,375
Starting in your dreams
doesn't mean that's actually
where it started, yeah?
719
00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:47,594
Okay.
720
00:57:47,768 --> 00:57:49,640
-This area...
-Right?
721
00:57:49,814 --> 00:57:52,599
...harbors an awful lot
of negativity.
722
00:57:52,773 --> 00:57:55,080
Yes. Yeah,
it's the Internet.
723
00:57:58,431 --> 00:58:03,175
Some... ghosts, if that's
the word you choose to use...
724
00:58:03,349 --> 00:58:04,393
Right.
725
00:58:04,568 --> 00:58:07,309
...can tap into your thoughts.
726
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:11,575
Did you do something
to invite it into your life?
727
00:58:12,837 --> 00:58:14,534
[cell phone ringing]
728
00:58:16,144 --> 00:58:18,146
[Adam]
This number keeps calling me.
729
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,845
I thought it was a prank
at first too, but it's--
I don't think it is.
730
00:58:21,019 --> 00:58:22,499
And I think it's--
I think it's connected
731
00:58:22,673 --> 00:58:24,501
because
whenever I pick it up--
732
00:58:24,675 --> 00:58:26,415
I'm not-- I'm not crazy.
733
00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:29,070
I know how this sounds.
I'm not.
734
00:58:29,244 --> 00:58:32,334
Is that the primary device
you use to document
your experiences?
735
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:33,422
Um...
736
00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:34,598
yeah.
737
00:58:35,555 --> 00:58:36,948
Is that bad?
738
00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:40,255
I don't know,
if I'm being perfectly honest.
739
00:58:40,429 --> 00:58:43,128
What I do know
is that whatever it is,
740
00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:45,043
is not connected
to this space,
741
00:58:45,217 --> 00:58:47,175
it's connected to you.
742
00:58:47,349 --> 00:58:48,786
To me?
743
00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:52,093
So what does that mean?
What do I do?
744
00:58:52,267 --> 00:58:54,618
You gotta figure out
who and what it really is
and what it really wants.
745
00:58:54,792 --> 00:58:56,445
It's a child ghost
called David,
746
00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:59,100
and I'm pretty sure it wants
to kill me. I told you that.
747
00:58:59,274 --> 00:59:01,233
Yes,
that's what he told you
748
00:59:01,407 --> 00:59:03,409
in your paralysis-induced
dreams.
749
00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:05,237
Exactly.
750
00:59:05,411 --> 00:59:07,718
Spirits don't always appear
as they actually are.
751
00:59:07,892 --> 00:59:09,807
They're gonna show you
what they want you to see
752
00:59:09,981 --> 00:59:11,983
and they are gonna tell you
what they want you to hear,
753
00:59:12,157 --> 00:59:14,768
and the truth is often
far more complicated.
754
00:59:35,223 --> 00:59:36,442
[paper rustling]
755
01:00:23,010 --> 01:00:24,795
[person] Thanks for
joining me, Mr. Ellis.
756
01:00:24,969 --> 01:00:27,449
I know the note thing
is a bit odd
and a bit old-fashioned,
757
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,408
but I have my own reasons.
758
01:00:29,582 --> 01:00:32,803
My name is Phyllis Crainey.
I'm an Internet sleuth.
759
01:00:33,891 --> 01:00:35,153
Okay.
760
01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:37,242
I have a keen interest
in the paranormal.
761
01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:40,767
Sorry, does that mean
you investigate
Internet ghosts?
762
01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:42,813
It's not as uncommon
as you think.
763
01:00:42,987 --> 01:00:44,336
-I keep--
-[server] Here you go.
764
01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:49,515
I keep having
these nightmares.
765
01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:52,997
There's a boy with a--
with a caved in head.
766
01:00:53,171 --> 01:00:54,999
And there's a woman,
767
01:00:55,173 --> 01:00:57,218
she has, like,
long straggly hair,
it's like--
768
01:00:57,392 --> 01:00:58,437
Loopy Linda.
769
01:00:59,786 --> 01:01:02,006
Loopy Linda?Linda Johnson.
770
01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:05,357
I always assumed
she was mentally ill.
771
01:01:05,531 --> 01:01:07,881
That was until
I read your articles.
772
01:01:08,055 --> 01:01:11,058
Linda is what you would call
"Internet famous,"
773
01:01:11,232 --> 01:01:13,408
especially on the Deep Web.
774
01:01:13,582 --> 01:01:15,846
It started off with these
message board users
775
01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:19,371
sharing interviews
of a psychiatric patient
called Linda
776
01:01:19,545 --> 01:01:22,330
saying and doing
all kinds of crazy stuff.
777
01:01:22,504 --> 01:01:24,202
Like-- Like what?
778
01:01:24,376 --> 01:01:28,380
[Phyllis] She'd be drawing
a boy with a crushed head,
779
01:01:28,554 --> 01:01:29,990
saying things like,
"I fought the devil."
780
01:01:30,730 --> 01:01:32,427
"Don't ask three."
781
01:01:32,601 --> 01:01:35,474
A tape of her suicide
even made it on there.
782
01:01:35,648 --> 01:01:38,085
Suicide?
Why would anyone
post that?
783
01:01:38,259 --> 01:01:41,567
It's the Internet.
It's anonymous, and that...
784
01:01:42,611 --> 01:01:44,657
can bring out the worst
in some people.
785
01:01:46,311 --> 01:01:48,356
How many questions
have you asked him?
786
01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:51,708
Two.
787
01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:54,232
The three questions
are a basic incantation.
788
01:01:55,407 --> 01:01:57,801
You've invited this
"Dear David" into your life.
789
01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:01,674
What do I do?
790
01:02:01,848 --> 01:02:04,068
[Phyllis]
Search for "Loopy Linda."
791
01:02:04,198 --> 01:02:05,765
That's where you'll find
your answers.
792
01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:07,506
[person] Linda?
793
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,335
It's Dr. Landers.
794
01:02:13,512 --> 01:02:15,383
Are you still
having trouble sleeping?
795
01:02:16,907 --> 01:02:18,735
[Linda]
It comes in the darkness.
796
01:02:20,214 --> 01:02:25,524
It feeds on our fears,
anxiety and suffering.
797
01:02:27,569 --> 01:02:29,093
I can hear it in my sleep.
798
01:02:30,137 --> 01:02:33,184
-[sobbing]
-[Dr. Landers] Linda. Linda.
799
01:02:33,314 --> 01:02:36,274
Your delusions are something
that your mind has made up
800
01:02:36,404 --> 01:02:39,451
to help you cope
with the trauma.
801
01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:43,368
You need to accept reality
if you want to get better.
802
01:02:43,498 --> 01:02:44,804
You murdered your husband.
803
01:02:44,935 --> 01:02:46,850
[crying]
No, I didn't. I didn't.
804
01:02:47,024 --> 01:02:49,200
And you inflicted severe
head trauma upon your son.
805
01:02:49,374 --> 01:02:51,158
He's not my son.
806
01:02:51,289 --> 01:02:53,987
He is your son,
and you put him
in a coma
807
01:02:54,161 --> 01:02:56,468
from which
he might never wake up.
808
01:02:56,642 --> 01:02:59,340
Good.
Don't let it ever wake up,
809
01:02:59,471 --> 01:03:00,689
because it's coming for me.
810
01:03:00,864 --> 01:03:02,343
I know it's coming for me.
811
01:03:02,517 --> 01:03:04,476
But I am not gonna let it,
because you know why?
812
01:03:04,650 --> 01:03:08,306
I fought the devil.
I fought the fucking devil.
813
01:03:08,436 --> 01:03:10,047
I fought the dev--
814
01:03:12,310 --> 01:03:14,878
Go back. Go back, go back.
815
01:03:15,052 --> 01:03:17,097
He's not my son.
816
01:03:17,271 --> 01:03:19,883
[Dr. Landers] He is your son,
and you put him in a coma
817
01:03:20,013 --> 01:03:22,059
from which
he might never wake up.
818
01:03:23,103 --> 01:03:24,626
...put him in a coma
819
01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:26,672
from which
he might never wake up.
820
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:33,157
David Johnson coma.
821
01:03:33,331 --> 01:03:35,812
Coma, coma, coma.
David Johnson. Davi--
822
01:03:35,986 --> 01:03:37,639
Oh, my God. No way.
823
01:03:39,032 --> 01:03:43,036
"David Johnson has awoken
after 21 long years in a coma.
824
01:03:44,211 --> 01:03:48,868
Doctors at
NewYork-Presbyterian
Hospital say
825
01:03:49,042 --> 01:03:51,392
he is still yet to speak,
but is recovering well,
826
01:03:51,566 --> 01:03:54,700
and was only ten
when his mother
went inexplicably insane,
827
01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:56,789
killing her husband before...
828
01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:01,185
going on
to crush David's skull...
829
01:04:02,534 --> 01:04:04,231
with a computer monitor."
830
01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:13,197
[notifications chiming]
831
01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:16,896
[receptionist] Sir?
832
01:04:18,463 --> 01:04:20,117
Sir, can I help you
with something?
833
01:04:20,291 --> 01:04:22,032
Oh, yeah, um...
834
01:04:24,991 --> 01:04:28,125
I'm looking for a patient,
David Johnson.
835
01:04:28,299 --> 01:04:30,214
He was admitted in 1996.
836
01:04:30,388 --> 01:04:32,085
Severe head trauma.
837
01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:37,177
That's weird,
there's not much here.
838
01:04:37,351 --> 01:04:39,832
There might be
some hard copy files
out back,
839
01:04:40,006 --> 01:04:43,967
but unless you're family,
I can't give you
his medical records.
840
01:04:44,141 --> 01:04:45,664
His family are all dead.
841
01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:48,623
My condolences,
but I still
can't release these.
842
01:04:48,797 --> 01:04:49,886
They're too fresh.
843
01:04:51,365 --> 01:04:52,845
Too fresh?
What does that mean?
844
01:04:53,019 --> 01:04:54,891
Well, he died
a few days ago.
845
01:04:59,243 --> 01:05:02,028
[heart monitor beeping]
846
01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:05,162
[receptionist]
Sir, what is your relationship
to the deceased?
847
01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:13,431
I'm...
848
01:05:15,563 --> 01:05:19,393
being haunted by
the ghost of his child self.
849
01:05:19,567 --> 01:05:23,702
Okay, so the department
you really need to go see
is psychiatric,
850
01:05:23,876 --> 01:05:26,400
and you need to go
to another location
for those services,
851
01:05:26,574 --> 01:05:29,186
so let me find someone
that can help you
with that.
852
01:05:38,456 --> 01:05:40,023
[person] Security to reception.
853
01:05:40,197 --> 01:05:41,372
[electronic lock beeps]
854
01:05:41,546 --> 01:05:42,939
Security to reception.
855
01:05:47,682 --> 01:05:48,727
Okay.
856
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,730
[whispering]
Records, records, records.
857
01:05:52,687 --> 01:05:55,081
Johnson. Year, '96.
858
01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,303
David Johnson.
859
01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:08,094
[person] Security to reception.
860
01:06:10,096 --> 01:06:11,706
[Adam] Dr. Landers.
861
01:06:16,363 --> 01:06:19,976
Okay, Dr. Landers, let's hope
you have some answers for me.
862
01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:39,778
-Dr. Landers?
-[door creaking]
863
01:06:47,177 --> 01:06:48,352
Dr. Landers?
864
01:07:04,846 --> 01:07:06,370
What?
865
01:07:11,897 --> 01:07:14,508
Oh, my God. What the fuck?
866
01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,336
[camera clicks]
867
01:07:27,217 --> 01:07:28,914
[creaking]
868
01:07:37,227 --> 01:07:39,011
[creaking continues]
869
01:07:39,968 --> 01:07:41,405
Dr. Landers?
870
01:07:54,505 --> 01:07:55,506
[gasps]
871
01:07:56,463 --> 01:07:57,508
Oh.
872
01:07:58,509 --> 01:08:00,032
[creaking]
873
01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:10,086
[voice] Get out!
874
01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:11,783
[Adam panting]
875
01:08:21,314 --> 01:08:23,055
[operator]
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
876
01:08:23,229 --> 01:08:24,752
[Adam]
I need to report a dead body.
877
01:08:37,591 --> 01:08:40,116
Hey, what happened to you
and your sisters, anyway?
878
01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:42,335
You were all so close...
879
01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:46,122
All right, you little shit.
Let's dance.
880
01:08:46,252 --> 01:08:48,036
[actor 1 on TV] I keep hoping
you'll change your mind.
881
01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:50,517
[actor 2] Can we please just
talk about something else?
882
01:08:50,691 --> 01:08:52,519
I just want you to know
I'm here for you.
883
01:08:57,307 --> 01:08:59,091
[shouting on TV]
884
01:08:59,222 --> 01:09:01,267
-Andy, please help me.
-[Andy] I've tried to help you.
885
01:09:02,747 --> 01:09:05,315
You didn't want my help,
remember?
886
01:09:05,445 --> 01:09:07,273
Do you know how many times
I tried to get you
to tell me the truth?
887
01:09:07,404 --> 01:09:09,101
I practically begged you.
888
01:09:11,712 --> 01:09:12,844
But no.
889
01:09:13,845 --> 01:09:15,586
You decided
to protect your girlfriends.
890
01:09:16,674 --> 01:09:18,371
I loved you so much.
891
01:09:19,807 --> 01:09:21,461
[TV static buzzing]
892
01:09:24,203 --> 01:09:26,205
[rocking chair creaking]
893
01:09:31,079 --> 01:09:32,777
[whimpering]
894
01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:41,177
Fuck you.
895
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,136
[creaking continues]
896
01:09:51,709 --> 01:09:52,753
[whimpers]
897
01:09:59,369 --> 01:10:00,892
[crying]
898
01:10:04,983 --> 01:10:07,333
Hey, Aurora.
899
01:10:08,856 --> 01:10:11,511
Call Evelyn.
900
01:10:11,685 --> 01:10:13,731
[Aurora]
Sorry, can you repeat that?
901
01:10:13,905 --> 01:10:18,214
Call... Evelyn.
902
01:10:20,346 --> 01:10:22,914
[Aurora] I'm sorry,
can you repeat that?
903
01:10:26,004 --> 01:10:28,572
Call-- Call Kyle.
904
01:10:29,616 --> 01:10:31,314
[Aurora] Calling Kyle.
905
01:10:31,488 --> 01:10:33,011
[line ringing]
906
01:10:38,538 --> 01:10:40,584
Hi, it's Kyle.
I'd love to talk,
907
01:10:40,758 --> 01:10:42,325
but I can't right now.
908
01:10:42,499 --> 01:10:44,152
Please leave a message
after the tone
909
01:10:44,327 --> 01:10:46,329
and I'll get
back to you soon. Take care--
910
01:10:54,337 --> 01:10:55,338
[inhales sharply]
911
01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:58,036
Oh, my God.
912
01:10:59,646 --> 01:11:00,821
[sniffling]
913
01:11:04,129 --> 01:11:06,131
[whimpering on recording]
914
01:11:15,053 --> 01:11:16,272
Hey.
915
01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:20,885
Can I talk to you
about something?
916
01:11:21,059 --> 01:11:22,278
Are you kidding?
917
01:11:23,714 --> 01:11:25,411
Are you mad at me?
918
01:11:25,585 --> 01:11:27,457
Does it matter?
919
01:11:27,631 --> 01:11:30,198
You're Internet famous
and I'm just a wannabe,
right?
920
01:11:30,373 --> 01:11:32,679
I can pick up your slack
at work but you can't pick up
your phone when I text.
921
01:11:32,853 --> 01:11:35,465
You're not the only one
who hates being ignored.
922
01:11:37,902 --> 01:11:40,121
I don't know
what you're talking about.
923
01:11:41,166 --> 01:11:42,646
I really don't.
924
01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:44,212
Those DMs last night?
925
01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,693
Eat shit.
926
01:11:52,525 --> 01:11:54,048
What?
927
01:11:54,222 --> 01:11:56,268
I didn't write these.
I didn't write these.
928
01:11:58,139 --> 01:11:59,663
[cell phone buzzing]
929
01:12:06,626 --> 01:12:09,237
Hey.
930
01:12:09,368 --> 01:12:11,283
[Kyle] So it turns out
my contact didn't have
to break any privacy rules
931
01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:13,111
regarding
the @[D]-_-_-_David handle.
932
01:12:16,027 --> 01:12:17,071
Oh.
933
01:12:18,638 --> 01:12:20,901
That's good. Why?
934
01:12:21,424 --> 01:12:22,860
It doesn't exist.
935
01:12:26,777 --> 01:12:29,257
But it do-- I mean,
I'm looking at it right now.
936
01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:32,173
Adam.
937
01:12:34,045 --> 01:12:35,568
Yeah, I'm here.
938
01:12:37,396 --> 01:12:39,529
I think it's time
you let this go.
939
01:12:46,274 --> 01:12:48,320
Okay. Yeah.
940
01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:53,107
Well, thanks. Thanks.
941
01:12:54,195 --> 01:12:57,111
Hey, can you take a look
at my newest list?
942
01:12:57,285 --> 01:12:58,548
I want to make sure
it's relatable,
943
01:12:58,722 --> 01:13:00,332
and you're
super good at that.
944
01:13:02,943 --> 01:13:04,380
Yeah, sure.
945
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,339
Yeah, let's do it! Yeah.Thanks. Yeah.
946
01:13:08,993 --> 01:13:10,473
Should be in your inbox.
947
01:13:28,621 --> 01:13:30,188
Why, Norris?
948
01:13:30,928 --> 01:13:31,929
Uh...
949
01:13:32,103 --> 01:13:33,583
Do you not want to do it?
950
01:13:33,757 --> 01:13:35,236
Do I want to--
No, I don't want to do it.
951
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:37,108
Why would you
even send me that?
952
01:13:37,282 --> 01:13:38,936
I-- I just thought
you could do it
as a favor.
953
01:13:39,110 --> 01:13:41,895
As a fa--
Are you a fucking psycho?
Is that the problem?
954
01:13:42,069 --> 01:13:43,984
What? No.Are you fucking sick?
955
01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:45,856
Adam, I'm sorry.
What are you talk--
What's going on?
956
01:13:46,030 --> 01:13:47,553
What are you talking about?
957
01:13:49,599 --> 01:13:51,862
Norris just sent me
the most fucked up thing
I've ever seen.
958
01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:54,038
[Norris] No, I--
I didn't.
959
01:13:54,212 --> 01:13:56,736
Oh, my God.
Are you all in on this?
960
01:13:56,910 --> 01:13:58,346
[Norris] Adam,
what are you talking about?
961
01:13:58,521 --> 01:14:00,566
Is this some fucking joke?
You think this is funny?
962
01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:02,916
Yeah, everybody
watch the fucking show.
Real funny, huh?
963
01:14:03,090 --> 01:14:07,007
Yeah, really funny.
It's on every fucking screen.
Are you fucking kidding me?
964
01:14:07,181 --> 01:14:08,966
Hey! Whoa![Adam]
You guys are so fucking...
965
01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:11,272
-Hey!
-...fucked up!
966
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,623
Yeah, film this.
Fucking film this.
Is that good content for you?
967
01:14:13,797 --> 01:14:16,495
Hey! Hey! What's going on?
968
01:14:16,669 --> 01:14:18,802
Look what the fuck
they just sent me, Bryce!
969
01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:21,500
[Bryce] Huh?That is so fucked up. Look.
970
01:14:22,414 --> 01:14:24,155
Did it--
No, it didn't say that.
971
01:14:24,329 --> 01:14:25,504
-[Bryce] Okay. Hey.
-They changed it!
972
01:14:25,678 --> 01:14:26,723
-They changed it.
-It's okay.
973
01:14:26,897 --> 01:14:28,551
Come here. Come sit down.
974
01:14:28,725 --> 01:14:30,378
Sit down. Sit down.
975
01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,337
-It's all right, everyone.
-It didn't say that.
976
01:14:32,511 --> 01:14:34,513
Go back to work. Stop filming.
But good instincts.
977
01:14:34,687 --> 01:14:36,341
What the--
It didn't say that.Okay, hey. Hey.
978
01:14:36,515 --> 01:14:38,735
It didn't say that.Hey, listen, listen, listen.
979
01:14:38,909 --> 01:14:41,259
Why don't you take
some time off? Yeah?
980
01:14:41,433 --> 01:14:43,609
Get your head right,
all right?
981
01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:46,569
I'm very passionate
about mental health.
It's very important to me.
982
01:14:46,743 --> 01:14:49,310
So go home--
Take all the time
you need, in fact.
983
01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:51,617
And if it's the end
of the thread
that's stressing you out,
984
01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:53,445
just know
that we can absorb it.
985
01:14:53,619 --> 01:14:55,969
We can workshop it in-house,
it's what we do.
986
01:14:56,143 --> 01:14:58,668
We're a family here
at BuzzFeed, all right?
We look out for each other.
987
01:14:58,842 --> 01:15:00,234
But you need--
988
01:15:00,408 --> 01:15:01,975
You need to take it easy.
989
01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:04,021
You look like shit.
990
01:15:05,109 --> 01:15:07,111
All right, everyone,
it's okay.
991
01:15:07,807 --> 01:15:08,721
That was fun.
992
01:15:09,896 --> 01:15:12,769
Right, it's okay, Norris.
Why don't you take a break?
993
01:15:13,552 --> 01:15:14,640
All right.
994
01:15:45,453 --> 01:15:46,759
[cats meowing, yowling]
995
01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:48,108
Hey, babies.
996
01:15:49,370 --> 01:15:50,371
Come here.
997
01:15:54,332 --> 01:15:55,681
[cell phone buzzing]
998
01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:00,338
[notification chimes]
999
01:16:00,512 --> 01:16:01,426
[sighs]
1000
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:02,601
What now?
1001
01:16:05,952 --> 01:16:07,867
[Adam's voice]
You're a judgmental
asshole, Kyle,
1002
01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:09,565
and I'm fucking sick of it.
1003
01:16:10,348 --> 01:16:11,697
Go fuck yourself, Kyle.
1004
01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:15,179
I didn't send these. Damn it.
1005
01:16:22,621 --> 01:16:23,883
[notifications chiming]
1006
01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:40,117
[banging on door]
1007
01:16:45,775 --> 01:16:47,037
[breathing heavily]
1008
01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:50,954
Fuck you!
1009
01:16:53,826 --> 01:16:55,001
[lock clicks]
1010
01:17:00,267 --> 01:17:01,747
I'm in control now.
1011
01:17:04,489 --> 01:17:05,664
I'm in control.
1012
01:17:08,536 --> 01:17:10,713
[cell phone ringing]
1013
01:17:15,892 --> 01:17:17,894
[ringing continues]
1014
01:17:20,418 --> 01:17:21,549
Fuck off.
1015
01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:23,508
I'm in control,
I'm in control.
1016
01:17:24,248 --> 01:17:24,988
[cell phone ringing]
1017
01:17:25,162 --> 01:17:26,206
Stop.
1018
01:17:26,380 --> 01:17:27,817
[ringing continues]
1019
01:17:27,991 --> 01:17:29,209
Stop!
1020
01:17:30,297 --> 01:17:31,211
What?
1021
01:17:31,385 --> 01:17:32,865
I'm in control, David.
1022
01:17:34,954 --> 01:17:35,912
Oh, no.
1023
01:17:36,608 --> 01:17:39,176
No. Stop. David, stop.
1024
01:17:41,569 --> 01:17:43,180
[ringing continues]
1025
01:17:49,186 --> 01:17:50,187
No, I just saved.
1026
01:17:52,537 --> 01:17:54,234
David,
what the fuck did you do?
1027
01:17:56,584 --> 01:17:58,369
That was three questions.
1028
01:17:58,543 --> 01:18:01,894
Oh, shit.
That was a question.
No, it was--
1029
01:18:02,068 --> 01:18:03,330
[crying]
1030
01:18:15,299 --> 01:18:16,779
[video game sound effects]
1031
01:18:23,916 --> 01:18:25,091
What the fuck?
1032
01:18:37,016 --> 01:18:38,801
[distorted voice]
I'm in control.
1033
01:18:45,329 --> 01:18:47,374
[echoing] No. No.
1034
01:18:47,548 --> 01:18:49,550
What's going on?
No. No, no, no.
1035
01:18:50,421 --> 01:18:51,378
Oh, no.
1036
01:18:59,256 --> 01:19:00,866
What is happening?
1037
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:02,999
No. Help!
1038
01:19:03,782 --> 01:19:06,263
Help me! No!
1039
01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:11,485
[distorted] Help me!
1040
01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:27,980
No, no! No! Stop!
1041
01:19:30,809 --> 01:19:32,724
[screaming]
1042
01:19:38,425 --> 01:19:40,993
Please help me!
1043
01:19:43,039 --> 01:19:44,257
No!
1044
01:19:51,090 --> 01:19:52,570
Die in a fire!
1045
01:19:53,266 --> 01:19:55,791
No!
1046
01:19:57,444 --> 01:19:58,663
[gasping]
1047
01:20:00,839 --> 01:20:01,840
[distorted whisper] Adam.
1048
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,549
[David] I'm in control.
1049
01:20:22,339 --> 01:20:23,340
[computer notification]
1050
01:20:29,346 --> 01:20:32,305
I'm in control.
1051
01:20:36,222 --> 01:20:37,920
[Adam] You were an artist too?
1052
01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:48,147
You never ask
about my day.
1053
01:20:48,321 --> 01:20:50,715
You never call me back.[Bryce]
People don't like you.
1054
01:20:50,889 --> 01:20:52,282
All I wanted
was to be your friend.
1055
01:20:52,456 --> 01:20:54,850
Your cartoons, they're empty.
Like you.
1056
01:20:55,024 --> 01:20:57,026
You never say anything
that's real.
1057
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,724
I have a new list.
"Top Ten Reasons
Adam Ellis is a Dick."
1058
01:20:59,898 --> 01:21:01,334
You're only here
to tick some boxes.
1059
01:21:01,508 --> 01:21:02,945
[David] You're selfish.
1060
01:21:03,119 --> 01:21:04,772
-[David] Self-obsessed.
-You're a fucking--
1061
01:21:04,947 --> 01:21:06,339
Asshole!
1062
01:21:06,513 --> 01:21:08,559
-And you never say I love you.
-But I--
1063
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:11,649
Why are you saying
this shit to me?
1064
01:21:24,705 --> 01:21:25,968
[cat meows]
1065
01:21:26,142 --> 01:21:27,491
[distorted]
You know this, Adam.
1066
01:21:29,797 --> 01:21:32,235
Deep down,
you know you're worthless.
1067
01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:35,020
Accept it, you're alone.
1068
01:21:36,717 --> 01:21:38,589
[whispering]
You'll never be enough.
1069
01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:40,808
So give up.
1070
01:21:55,562 --> 01:21:57,390
[distorted roar]
1071
01:22:02,352 --> 01:22:04,789
He hasn't been
answering his phone.
Have you talked to him at all?
1072
01:22:04,963 --> 01:22:06,530
Holy shit! Adam!
1073
01:22:11,535 --> 01:22:13,102
-Adam!
-[Evelyn] Open up!
1074
01:22:13,276 --> 01:22:15,321
-Are you in there? Ellis!
-[Kyle] Can you hear me?
1075
01:22:15,495 --> 01:22:16,932
-[Evelyn] What the fuck--
-Adam!
1076
01:22:18,194 --> 01:22:19,847
What is this place?
This is a nightmare.
1077
01:22:21,806 --> 01:22:23,851
[distorted growling]
1078
01:22:30,423 --> 01:22:31,685
[roaring]
1079
01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:33,557
[screaming]
1080
01:22:33,731 --> 01:22:34,906
I'm gonna call 9-1-1.
1081
01:22:37,126 --> 01:22:38,605
-Watch out, watch out!
-[Evelyn] Ellis!
1082
01:22:40,781 --> 01:22:42,479
-Ellis, we're outside.
-[Kyle] Can you hear me?
1083
01:22:42,653 --> 01:22:44,350
-I'm not alone.
-[Evelyn] Hold on a second.
1084
01:22:45,308 --> 01:22:46,526
[Kyle] Hello? Adam!
1085
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:48,224
I'm lonely sometimes,
1086
01:22:48,398 --> 01:22:49,747
but I'm not alone.
1087
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,445
And I am enough.
1088
01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:55,927
I am enough.
1089
01:22:56,101 --> 01:22:57,494
[screaming]
1090
01:22:58,147 --> 01:22:58,974
I am enough.
1091
01:23:01,324 --> 01:23:02,978
And I'm waking the fuck up.
1092
01:23:03,152 --> 01:23:04,631
[screaming]
1093
01:23:07,547 --> 01:23:08,809
[Kyle coughing]
1094
01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:09,985
Adam!
1095
01:23:10,159 --> 01:23:11,899
[Evelyn screaming]
1096
01:23:12,552 --> 01:23:13,466
[Kyle] Adam!
1097
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:14,685
[Evelyn] Ellis!
1098
01:23:15,251 --> 01:23:16,208
Ellis!
1099
01:23:16,382 --> 01:23:18,080
[Kyle] Adam, are you in there?
1100
01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,561
[choking, straining]
1101
01:23:21,735 --> 01:23:22,693
[roars]
1102
01:23:22,867 --> 01:23:24,173
[screams, grunts]
1103
01:23:24,347 --> 01:23:26,305
[Kyle] We're trying to help.
1104
01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:27,654
[Evelyn] Ellis!
1105
01:23:30,918 --> 01:23:32,442
[growling]
1106
01:23:35,706 --> 01:23:37,447
-[Evelyn] Ellis!
-[Adam grunting]
1107
01:23:38,970 --> 01:23:40,667
[wheezing]
1108
01:23:51,374 --> 01:23:52,244
[David roars]
1109
01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:54,638
[panting]
1110
01:23:55,378 --> 01:23:56,074
[David growling]
1111
01:23:56,248 --> 01:23:57,858
[Adam grunting]
1112
01:24:00,513 --> 01:24:02,124
[David groaning]
1113
01:24:02,298 --> 01:24:03,255
[gurgling]
1114
01:24:03,777 --> 01:24:06,650
Die! Die!
1115
01:24:15,963 --> 01:24:17,443
[Evelyn] Ellis!
1116
01:24:17,617 --> 01:24:19,141
[smoke alarm beeping]
1117
01:24:19,315 --> 01:24:20,664
[Kyle] Adam!
1118
01:24:21,404 --> 01:24:22,579
[coughing]
1119
01:24:24,624 --> 01:24:26,539
Here! Come here! I've got you.
1120
01:24:26,713 --> 01:24:28,628
[Evelyn] Come on! [screams]
1121
01:24:47,691 --> 01:24:49,171
[sirens wailing]
1122
01:25:10,888 --> 01:25:12,542
[fireman]
Stick up on the alpha side.
1123
01:25:17,547 --> 01:25:21,420
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
1124
01:25:24,989 --> 01:25:26,033
[Adam] I love you.
1125
01:25:44,008 --> 01:25:45,140
Holy shit.
1126
01:25:47,664 --> 01:25:49,579
[cat meows]
1127
01:25:49,753 --> 01:25:51,146
-Hey, babies.
Come here, come here.
-Look who's here.
1128
01:25:52,538 --> 01:25:55,324
Come here. You made it.
Come here.
Come here, I got you.
1129
01:25:56,020 --> 01:25:57,717
I got you. Come here.
1130
01:25:58,588 --> 01:26:00,851
Hey. Here we go.
1131
01:26:01,547 --> 01:26:02,548
[kisses]
1132
01:26:07,249 --> 01:26:09,207
Oh. You found them.
1133
01:26:15,692 --> 01:26:18,260
I'm so sorry, Ellis.
1134
01:26:20,218 --> 01:26:22,177
For not believing you.
1135
01:26:22,351 --> 01:26:24,788
[Kyle] Yeah, you told us
something was wrong,
we should have listened.
1136
01:26:24,962 --> 01:26:26,006
[Evelyn] Yeah.
1137
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:29,314
I pushed you guys away,
it wasn't you.
1138
01:26:31,969 --> 01:26:33,492
But I'm here now.
1139
01:26:34,972 --> 01:26:36,408
I'm actually present.
1140
01:26:41,065 --> 01:26:42,240
I just...
1141
01:26:44,329 --> 01:26:46,810
need to work on letting
you guys in more.
1142
01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:53,338
And I will.
1143
01:26:55,732 --> 01:26:56,863
I promise.
1144
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:17,232
[streamer] And Adam Ellis's
last tweet was,
1145
01:27:17,406 --> 01:27:21,061
"For everyone asking
if I'm alive, I'm doing okay."
1146
01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:22,411
Peace sign emoji.
1147
01:27:23,673 --> 01:27:25,109
I don't know about you,
1148
01:27:25,283 --> 01:27:28,199
but I'm calling bullshit
on this whole thing.
1149
01:27:28,373 --> 01:27:30,419
Now you tell me what's up.
1150
01:27:30,593 --> 01:27:32,116
[notifications chiming]
1151
01:27:35,293 --> 01:27:36,512
[cell phone chimes]
1152
01:27:36,686 --> 01:27:38,862
I see you, BeardedBoy233.
1153
01:27:39,036 --> 01:27:40,255
Thank you for the sub.
1154
01:27:43,954 --> 01:27:47,610
Ellis is a douchebag
if he thinks that we're gonna
play nice on the Internet
1155
01:27:47,784 --> 01:27:49,699
'cause of
his little ghost story.
1156
01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:52,441
[sighs]
1157
01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:55,095
[laughing]
1158
01:27:57,272 --> 01:27:58,621
Screw you, bitch.
1159
01:27:58,795 --> 01:28:00,275
Don't come onto my stream
1160
01:28:00,449 --> 01:28:02,407
and try to silence
my free speech.
1161
01:28:03,321 --> 01:28:04,583
Thank you.
1162
01:28:06,846 --> 01:28:08,805
Come on,
which one of you cucks
1163
01:28:08,979 --> 01:28:11,547
made a dumbass
Dear David account?
1164
01:28:16,029 --> 01:28:17,466
Okay, I'll play along.
1165
01:28:18,989 --> 01:28:23,080
-Dear David,
why are you so fugly?
-[typing]
1166
01:28:27,650 --> 01:28:29,173
All righty.
1167
01:28:29,347 --> 01:28:31,131
-Dear David...
-[typing]
1168
01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:34,309
...is it because your parents
tried to cancel you?
1169
01:28:36,180 --> 01:28:37,399
I feel so bad.
1170
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,357
[scoffs]
1171
01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:43,840
-Dear David, for real?
-[typing]
1172
01:28:51,804 --> 01:28:52,849
See?
1173
01:28:54,677 --> 01:28:55,939
This is so dumb.
1174
01:28:56,722 --> 01:28:59,595
Way to go, guys.
Frickin' brill--
1175
01:29:07,994 --> 01:29:09,169
[thuds]
1176
01:29:13,652 --> 01:29:14,958
[thuds]
1177
01:29:15,132 --> 01:29:16,220
[screams]
1178
01:29:16,394 --> 01:29:17,308
[thuds]
1179
01:29:17,482 --> 01:29:18,657
[screaming continues]
1180
01:29:34,107 --> 01:29:35,152
[mouse clicks]
1181
01:29:39,417 --> 01:29:41,419
["Three Time Looser" playing]
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