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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,373 [ whistling sprightly tune ] 2 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:31,632 Well, looks like 3 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:34,335 You're gonna have to Have another length 4 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,669 In this chain, ope. 5 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:38,739 This bike is just nickel And diming me to death. 6 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,709 Well, I think I can fix it. 7 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,777 [ engine revs ] 8 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,683 Wow. 9 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,185 Did you ever see A thing like that 10 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,820 In your whole born life? 11 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:56,524 You can fill her up. 12 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,497 Hey, is this One of those foreign cars? 13 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,633 No, it's just A custom job, son. 14 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,701 Must have cost A lot of money. 15 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,370 Well, it wasn't cheap. 16 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,471 Can I sit in it? 17 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,206 Sure, son. Go ahead. 18 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,743 Gee, thanks. 19 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,745 Can I sit in it After him? 20 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,313 Yeah, okay. 21 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:20,381 Help yourself. 22 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,117 Thanks. 23 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:25,619 Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom! 24 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,355 Say, I'm on my way To raleigh, 25 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,190 And I've got A couple extra days. 26 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:31,192 Is there any good fishing Around here? 27 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,760 Oh, I'll say there is. 28 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,828 Hopkins lake -- finest trout Fishing in the county. 29 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,564 Is that right? Yeah. 30 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,699 [ imitating car engine ] 31 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,701 Hey, ope, It's my turn now. 32 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,571 Okay. [ imitates car engine ] 33 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,373 Ope! 34 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,917 Are you keevy hazelton? 35 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,852 That's right, son. 36 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,392 Keevy hazelton. 37 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,360 Wow. [ chuckling ] 38 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,629 You want to know something? 39 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,599 You look Just like you do on tv. 40 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,700 You've seen me, huh? 41 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,168 I never Miss your program. 42 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:15,469 Me, either. 43 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:16,904 I've even got Three of your records. 44 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,639 Well, You're a real buddy. 45 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:21,309 You know, I just might Hang around here 46 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:23,244 And grab me Some of that fishing. 47 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:24,612 You got a hotel? 48 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,315 Yeah, a two-story building On main street. 49 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:28,482 You can't miss it. 50 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,584 Ope, I said It's my turn now. 51 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:40,361 [ imitates car engine ] 52 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,731 Well, I'll tell you one thing -- 53 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,599 It looks like The warm weather 54 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:46,834 Will never get here. 55 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:50,871 Well, as long as It stays below 65 56 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,940 I'll wear winter underwear. 57 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:56,344 Well, the important thing Is to be comfortable. 58 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,948 Even if it goes up to 70, I don't change. 59 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:03,984 Unless it holds For a week or so. 60 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:08,389 Yeah. Better to be Safe than sorry. 61 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,224 [ car approaching ] 62 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:11,859 [ tires squealing ] 63 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,394 Goober. 64 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,665 Guess who's in town. 65 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:18,666 Who? 66 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,301 And he's staying At the hotel 67 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,736 And he's going fishing And I sold him some gas. 68 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,638 Well, who, goob? 69 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,542 Keevy hazelton. 70 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:30,278 Keevy hazelton? Yeah. 71 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:31,612 You mean The singer?! Yeah. 72 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,613 And he's here? Yeah. 73 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,648 No kidding? Keevy hazelton? 74 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,350 Staying over At the hotel? Yeah. 75 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,885 I just saw him On tv last week. 76 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,287 Yeah. 77 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,355 Andy, maybe we Ought to have 78 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:42,623 Some celebration. 79 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:43,857 Oh, I don't think so, floyd. 80 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,660 It's an honor to have him. 81 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,862 Well, give him the key To the city. 82 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,832 We haven't given one Of those out in a long time. 83 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:54,702 Oh, no, he's just here To fish for a little while. 84 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,804 I don't think we ought To bother him. 85 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:59,473 Well, giving him the key Wouldn't take long. 86 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:01,809 Oh, I don't think so, floyd. 87 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,811 Five minutes? 88 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,813 No. 89 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,848 Put some ribbon on it? 90 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,383 Oh, no. 91 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,784 He said I could Take his picture. 92 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:11,852 Maybe tomorrow. 93 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,053 Take one For me, too. 94 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,455 Okay. 95 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:15,823 Well, let's not Worry him to death, now. 96 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,525 Well, I'm just going 97 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:18,792 To take His picture. 98 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:20,561 Well... I guess I better go home. 99 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,730 I promised aunt bee I'd come in for lunch. 100 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,731 I'll see you. 101 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,666 I'll see You, andy. 102 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:26,934 Hey, floyd... 103 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,303 Hey, how about A parade? 104 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,672 You ought to see His car. 105 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,308 He's always been one Of my favorite singers. 106 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:35,876 Mine, too. 107 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,378 Boy, you ought To see his car. 108 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:38,379 I sat in it. 109 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,580 I think it Was the song 110 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,948 "Texarkana in The morning" 111 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,082 That he made popular. 112 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,551 Yes, for A while there 113 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,686 You couldn't turn on tv Without hearing it. 114 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:46,920 Is that where He's from? 115 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,856 Oh, no. He just Sings the song. 116 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,959 I'll bet the folks in Texarkana are happy about it. 117 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,427 Yes. 118 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:55,529 I don't remember Where I heard it 119 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:56,797 But somebody told me 120 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,932 It had done wonders For the place. 121 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,335 They began to get A lot of tourists 122 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,571 And it still hasn't Stopped growing. 123 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:04,705 Just from a song. 124 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:05,839 Amazing, isn't it? 125 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,508 Too bad we never Had a song. 126 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,809 Yes. 127 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,345 What about the one you And aunt bee sang 128 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:13,080 On flag day? 129 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,883 Oh, he's talking About "My hometown." 130 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:19,520 Miss edwards and I wrote that For the occasion. 131 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:20,788 Yeah. 132 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,756 And I remember everybody Applauding a lot. 133 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,458 We did have to Do an encore. 134 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,959 Do you remember, bee? 135 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,428 Yes. 136 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:28,696 Gee, aunt bee, Why don't you show it 137 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,464 To keevy hazelton? 138 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,632 Maybe he'll sing it on tv. 139 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,966 Oh, opie. 140 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,435 Well, why not? 141 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:37,004 He's always singing Songs about towns. 142 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,906 Texarkana, abilene, Mobile. 143 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:44,011 You know, bee, it was Rather a nice song. 144 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,547 Yes, it was, wasn't it? 145 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:49,617 Hi, everybody. 146 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:50,951 Hi, clara. 147 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,387 Andy, I'll have Your lunch ready In a minute. 148 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,022 I just want To ask you A question. 149 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,156 What? 150 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,658 Do you remember That song 151 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,027 Clara and I wrote for Flag day celebration? 152 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,495 The one you sang? 153 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,763 Mm-hmm. "My hometown." 154 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,432 Oh, yeah. 155 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:05,433 Did you like it? 156 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:06,767 Yeah, I thought It was good. 157 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,868 Clara: You did? 158 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,537 Did you think it Was professional? 159 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,039 Yeah, it sounded Professional. 160 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,807 Now, you're not Just saying that? 161 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,876 Andy: No. I thought It was a fine song. 162 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:16,944 Why do you ask? 163 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,612 Clara, why don't We ask him over? 164 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:19,613 Who over? 165 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:20,614 Clara: Maybe for dinner. 166 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:21,749 Who for dinner? 167 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,451 I'll make a pot roast. Yes, tonight. 168 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:24,718 A pot roast for who? 169 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,019 Keevy hazelton. 170 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:30,057 We're going to ask him To sing our song on tv. 171 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,759 Oh, no, aunt bee. 172 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:32,860 No. 173 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,762 Well, why not, andy? 174 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:35,896 Because the man Is here 175 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,465 Just to do a Little fishing. 176 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,099 You can't ask him To come over here 177 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,200 And listen To a song. 178 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,002 Well, you said It was a good song. 179 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,036 Well, I know... 180 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,438 You said it was Professional. 181 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,506 Put that Somewhere. 182 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,007 Andy, if that song Became popular 183 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,809 It would do wonders For mayberry. 184 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,678 But you can't ask Him, aunt bee. 185 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,145 Well, I wasn't Planning to. 186 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:53,146 Oh? 187 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,048 I think you Should ask him. 188 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,050 Oh, come on! 189 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,152 Andy, don't you have Any civic pride? 190 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:01,722 Yeah, paw, don't you have Any civic pride? 191 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,557 Why don't you wash Your hands? 192 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,092 Well, if andy Won't, clara, 193 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,828 Why don't you And I go over And ask him? 194 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:08,829 Fine, bee. 195 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,898 I'll ask him. 196 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,967 Of course, now, You have to realize 197 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,136 There's A good possibility 198 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:19,106 That he might not Be able to come. 199 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,941 Mm-hmm. Pot roast, hmm? 200 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:23,443 Fine. 201 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:28,048 [ grunts ] 202 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:34,522 [ all talking at once ] 203 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,589 [ all gasp ] 204 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:37,558 [ all sigh ] 205 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,059 Thanks. 206 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,828 Hi. 207 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:41,995 Hey, andy. 208 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,765 Is, uh...Keevy Hazelton around? 209 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,667 No. He went fishing. 210 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,736 He'll be popping in here Any minute, though. 211 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,971 You going to take His picture, goober? 212 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,640 Yeah. In color. 213 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,141 You want me to have One made up for you, andy? 214 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,275 No, thanks, goob. 215 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,744 Girl: There he is! He's coming! 216 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:57,745 I can't look! 217 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:58,846 Oh, this is Just too much! 218 00:07:58,879 --> 00:07:59,913 I think I'm going To faint! 219 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:01,882 He's so much taller In person 220 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:02,883 Than he is on tv! 221 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,885 You want to move Back, girls? 222 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:05,886 [ squealing ] 223 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,154 Hey, remember me? 224 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,155 Goober. 225 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,256 Oh, yeah. Hi. 226 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,158 Hey, can I take Another one? 227 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,593 Oh, sure. 228 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:13,861 Okay. 229 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,095 Oh, he's just Beautiful. 230 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,229 Okay, here we go. 231 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:17,565 Can I have Your autograph? 232 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,066 Yeah. What's Your name, honey? 233 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,534 Doris. 234 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:21,869 Okay, doris. 235 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,537 Gertrude. 236 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,305 There you are, Gertie. 237 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,674 Karen. 238 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:29,142 I used to go with A girl named karen. 239 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,779 This is the pen That he wrote with! 240 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,647 I'll never Use it again! 241 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,183 Say, my manager's coming Down tomorrow. 242 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,686 Have you got An extra room for him? 243 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:39,753 Oh, yes, sir. 244 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,989 And right next To yours, too. 245 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,592 Hey, leroy, Would you snap one? 246 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,793 Oh, sure thing. 247 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:48,796 Would you put your arm Around my shoulder 248 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:51,131 Like we was Buddies? 249 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,266 Cheese. 250 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,769 Thanks. 251 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,070 Well, I'll See you, andy. 252 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:59,172 Keev. 253 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,176 [ clicks tongue ] 254 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,852 [ clearing throat ] 255 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,186 Hi. 256 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,822 Oh, hi. 257 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,290 Um...I'm andy taylor. 258 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,792 Oh... 259 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:21,361 I didn't...I didn't Come for that. 260 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,763 Oh? 261 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,833 Um... 262 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,135 Um...Well, um... 263 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,269 What it, um... 264 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,671 What it is 265 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:34,975 Is my aunt bee And a friend of hers, 266 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,910 Clara edwards, 267 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:39,012 They were wondering If you might like 268 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,882 To come over to our house And eat supper tonight. 269 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,818 But if you can't make it, Now, they'll understand. 270 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,153 Well, as a Matter of fact 271 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,721 I've been up Since 5:00. 272 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:48,956 Thanks, anyway. 273 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,391 Yeah, that fishing Can take it out of you. 274 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,927 I'll explain it to them. 275 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:55,763 Hi, paw. 276 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,297 Hello, mr. Hazelton. 277 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,766 Did you ask him? 278 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,801 Yeah, yeah, and he can't Make it, ope. 279 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,870 Gee whiz, my aunt bee And miss edwards 280 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,137 Really want you To come. 281 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,873 Well, that's mighty nice Of them. 282 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,074 Maybe some other time. 283 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,308 That's right. 284 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,943 They were going to have Pot roast for you 285 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,212 And there's no place else Really good to eat in town. 286 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,213 Ope... 287 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,648 They'll be real Disappointed 288 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:15,749 If you don't come. 289 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:16,950 They think you're A great singer. 290 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,218 They're crazy About that song 291 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,653 "Texarkana in the morning." 292 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,421 They love it. They do, huh? 293 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,923 Yeah. 294 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,792 And the special At the diner tonight 295 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:25,993 Is chicken croquettes 296 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,995 And they're terrible, Aren't they, paw? 297 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,162 Oh, they're not too bad. 298 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,198 You're having pot roast, huh? 299 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,666 Yeah. 300 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,034 But I know how tired You must be. 301 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,035 Please, mr. Hazelton? 302 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,870 Okay, what time you want me? 303 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:37,871 We always eat At 6:00. 304 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,006 We'll pick him up, paw? 305 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,040 Yeah. 306 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,775 I'll be ready. 307 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,087 Oh, I just love That song. 308 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:58,358 I could hardly wait To hear it played. 309 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,993 It sold A million copies. 310 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:00,994 A million? 311 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,062 Think of that. 312 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,997 Isn't that Remarkable, andy? 313 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,766 It sure is. 314 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,968 I suppose since you're On tv so much 315 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,237 You're always looking For new songs. 316 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,773 Hazelton: There's no problem there. 317 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,775 I get swamped With new songs. 318 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:18,378 Do non-professionals Ever submit songs? 319 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,847 All the time. 320 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,014 My aunt bee's got a... 321 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,118 Well, I hope you folks Don't mind 322 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,186 If I eat and run 323 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,255 But I'm really Kind of bushed. 324 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,023 Oh, no. It was A pleasure. 325 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,158 I feel very guilty 326 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,260 About letting you Run off this way. 327 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,995 Oh, I really enjoyed Myself. 328 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,396 It was a great dinner. 329 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,265 I don't feel we've Entertained you properly. 330 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,200 It was lovely. 331 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,170 Clara, why don't we sing A song for mr. Hazelton? 332 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,038 Now, that's the Least we can do. 333 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,139 Why, of course. 334 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,075 No, no. Now, that's Not necessary. 335 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,076 No, no, we insist. 336 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,143 Well, aunt bee, 337 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,511 If mr. Hazelton Wants to go... 338 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,813 We have to be Polite. 339 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,281 Now you just come Right over here 340 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,349 And you sit Right down there. 341 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,818 It's a great song. 342 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,219 It's about our town. 343 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,421 And it's called "My hometown." 344 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,023 Clara and I wrote it 345 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,158 For the flag day Celebration. 346 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,794 Fine. 347 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,228 I need your copy, bee. 348 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,297 Oh, I think it's In the bench. 349 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,364 There we are. 350 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,766 Want a cushion, clara? 351 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,034 Oh, no, no, It's just fine. 352 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,035 [ plays note ] 353 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,103 Is this your key? 354 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,104 * ooh 355 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,438 A little lower, please. 356 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,873 [ plays note ] 357 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:20,908 Clara: Okay? 358 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,442 Fine. 359 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,878 [ slow-tempo music plays ] 360 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,447 * my hometown 361 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,184 * is the greatest place I know 362 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:35,322 * where the neighbors I find 363 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,925 * are gentle and kind 364 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:43,163 * and the living easy And slow * 365 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,466 * my hometown 366 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:50,904 * is the only place to be 367 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,974 * here the worries are small 368 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,077 * and the kids grow tall 369 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:02,282 * and strong and healthy And free * 370 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,886 * it's my hometown 371 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:09,022 * my own town 372 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,958 * mayberry 373 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:15,495 * mayberry 374 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,034 [ snoring ] 375 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,474 The song didn't have A chance, andy. 376 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,475 [ andy sighs ] 377 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,210 Maybe he didn't like it. 378 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,512 We don't know Whether he liked it or not. 379 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,014 He didn't hear it. 380 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,449 Well, going to sleep While you were singing it 381 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,152 Doesn't exactly mean He was thrilled over it. 382 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,254 He went to sleep Because he was tired, 383 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,455 And that was obvious. 384 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,557 Well, it's just One of those things 385 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,960 We're gonna have To forget, that's all. 386 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,328 He hasn't Left town yet. 387 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,131 You're not thinking of having Him over here again? 388 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,866 Of course not, andy. 389 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,467 I'm not that forward. 390 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,870 No, I suppose not. 391 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,605 We're going over to see him. 392 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,107 What?! 393 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,574 [ doorbell ringing ] 394 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,544 That must be clara. 395 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,546 Aunt bee! 396 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,415 Now, you... Aunt bee, you... 397 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,883 Hi, clara! 398 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:10,984 All ready, bee? 399 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,252 In a minute. Hi, ferdie. 400 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,253 Hi. 401 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,554 Andy, you know My nephew, 402 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,923 The accordion Player? 403 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,357 Are you taking ferdie? 404 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,960 Yes. We thought it best to Take our own accompaniment. 405 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,161 Now, look... 406 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,162 Shall we go, bee? 407 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,463 We won't be Long, andy. 408 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,298 Has ferdie practiced The song? 409 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,299 Oh, yes! 410 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,667 Now, remember, Ferdie, 411 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,437 On the last eight bars, You play real loud 412 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,105 But don't tap your foot. 413 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,440 It throws me off-key. 414 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,441 Okay. 415 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,442 Shall we? 416 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,344 We won't be long, andy. Bye. 417 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,478 See ya. 418 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,480 I'll see you, ferdie. 419 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,950 Let's see, now... 420 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,452 Oh, yeah. The studio In raleigh is okay. 421 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,320 I checked it On the way down. 422 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,455 How's the mail? 423 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,589 All right, I guess. 424 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,191 You know, Same as usual. 425 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,325 [ knock on door ] 426 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,995 I'll get it. 427 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,132 We'd like To see mr. Hazelton. 428 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,101 Are you Auditioning a trio? 429 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,102 Hi. 430 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,103 Good morning. 431 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,104 Oh, hi. 432 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,472 This is My nephew ferdie. 433 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,473 Hi, there. 434 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,075 My manager, Bill stone. 435 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,342 Hi. 436 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,311 Well, we came To talk about Our song. 437 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,679 We don't feel you heard it 438 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,647 To its best advantage Last night. 439 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,049 Oh, I heard it, all right. 440 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,952 Oh, no, you had Your eyes closed. 441 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,354 Well, a lot of times I listen with my eyes closed, 442 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,490 But I thought It was fine...Real fine. 443 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,358 You did? Well, Maybe you'd like 444 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,094 To sing it On your tv show. 445 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,595 Uh, on my show? 446 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,964 We'll be very glad To sing it for you again. 447 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,966 We've brought Our own instrumentalist. 448 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,034 Hi. 449 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,535 That's mighty nice Of you, but... 450 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,736 What is this Anyway? 451 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,971 Well, it's a song 452 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,439 About this town -- Mayberry. 453 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,573 We wrote it. 454 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,109 We feel That this song 455 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,978 Captures the real spirit Of a small town -- 456 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,513 Mayberry in particular. 457 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,248 Well, you're right About that. 458 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,350 And we think you can Make a hit of it -- 459 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,418 Another texarkana. 460 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,120 It'd be wonderful For mayberry. 461 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,621 It'd be good For both of us. 462 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,657 Well, you see, I can only Do a certain number of songs... 463 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,259 Hey, keevy, Can I see you 464 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,760 In the other room A minute? 465 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,095 Yeah, sure. 466 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,563 Excuse us, please. 467 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,136 I think this could Be something. 468 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,670 What are you Talking about? 469 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,239 Look, I've heard worse. 470 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,574 But with our own Arrangement, who knows? 471 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,144 Besides, that's not The important thing. 472 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,746 Here's a song written By two small-town gals. 473 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,448 So, we introduce the song 474 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,117 And we introduce The two gals in the show -- 475 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,552 Maybe even Interview 'em. 476 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,421 This could be just the lift We're looking for. 477 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,023 Oh, come on, now. 478 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,092 Look, I'm not Kidding you, keevy. 479 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,028 I didn't tell you what The sponsor said today. 480 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,530 He's getting fed up With that same bit. 481 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,033 This could be fresh. 482 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,035 Gee, I don't know. 483 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,436 Let me handle it, Will you? 484 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,704 Leave it to me. 485 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:48,475 He liked it that much, huh? 486 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:52,379 Yes. He and his manager, Mr. Stone, went into a room 487 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:56,083 And when they came out, He was crazy about it. 488 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,452 Andy, you can drive us To raleigh, can't you? 489 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,422 Well, yeah, I-I suppose so. 490 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,023 Okay. 491 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,364 This is just Gonna be a practice. 492 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,100 This is the last run-through Before the show. 493 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,234 You sit down here. 494 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,602 I have to go In the booth. 495 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,703 I'll see you later. 496 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,438 Okay. Thank you. 497 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,806 Well. 498 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,274 Oh, my. 499 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,543 I can't wait To hear him sing it. 500 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:24,844 Yes. This might be 501 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,347 The turning point For mayberry. 502 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,316 Don't you Think so, andy? 503 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,451 Maybe. I-I-I Suppose it could. 504 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,686 Well, I can't think Of any other way 505 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,156 To tell people About our town -- 506 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,691 Its quiet And its peace. 507 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,395 A whole atmosphere of Complete tranquility. 508 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,231 It's a way of life. 509 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,233 All right, let's run Through the mayberry number. 510 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,268 Keevy, start right here. 511 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,402 Okay. Hi. 512 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,638 Hi. Hi. 513 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,840 [ up-tempo pop intro plays ] 514 00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:00,113 * my hometown 515 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,649 * is the greatest place I know 516 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,317 * where the neighbors I find 517 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,518 * are gentle and kind 518 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:09,422 * and the living easy and slow 519 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,858 * low and slow 520 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,326 * whoa! 521 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,129 * my hometown 522 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,265 * is the only place to be 523 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,899 * here the worries are small 524 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,201 * and the kids... 525 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,303 What are they doing To our song?! 526 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,672 It's...It's Plagiarism. 527 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,907 Now -- now, take it easy. Take it easy. 528 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,377 * mayberry, mayberry 529 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,445 [ guitar solo ] 530 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,694 [ drum roll ] 531 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,263 * my hometown 532 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,665 * is the greatest place I know 533 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,734 * where the neighbors I find 534 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,336 * are gentle and kind 535 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,606 * and the living easy And slow * 536 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,375 * low and slow 537 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,743 * whoa! 538 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,213 * my hometown 539 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,648 * is the only place to be 540 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,617 * here the worries are small 541 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,219 * and the kids grow tall 542 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,487 * and strong and healthy And free * 543 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,689 * it's my hometown 544 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,191 * my hometown 545 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:23,496 * mayberry, mayberry 546 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,467 Johnny, how's That for sound? 547 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,768 Well, how'd You like it? 548 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,537 You can't do our song That way. 549 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,904 What? Aunt bee, Aunt bee... 550 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,906 It wasn't meant to Be done like that. 551 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,275 We want people To know 552 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,943 What a peaceful town Mayberry is. 553 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,978 Well, we just Stirred it up A little. 554 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,380 I thought It was great. 555 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,649 Opie! It's our song, And you can't do it. 556 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,252 Ms. Taylor, we go on the air In less than an hour. 557 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,253 Bee: We'll sue. 558 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,520 It's not that serious. 559 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,722 If you poured your heart And soul into a song 560 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,324 You would know How we feel. 561 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,260 Stone: Ladies, you got to be Reasonable about it. 562 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,494 We are Being reasonable. 563 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,928 You can just forget The song. 564 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,330 Do another song. 565 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,266 But it's too late, I told you. Yeah. 566 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,468 I think we've made Ourselves quite clear. 567 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,635 Now, look, Aunt bee... 568 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:03,736 Andy, please! 569 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,638 Can he sing Another song? 570 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,640 I can't clear Another song. 571 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:08,875 He can't clear... 572 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,944 Can he sing their song The way they wrote? 573 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,546 I'll die, I tell ya. 574 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,747 You'll have to die. 575 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,449 That's what He'll have to do. 576 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,450 He'll have to die. 577 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,018 Come on. 578 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,488 The song Is supposed to go -- 579 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,623 * my hometown 580 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,626 Both: * is the greatest place I know * 581 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,462 That is how It's to go. * where the Neighbors... * 582 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:33,433 Announcer: Back to "The keevy hazelton Show," live from raleigh. 583 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,735 And now folks, I'd like to introduce to you 584 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,571 Two of my favorite songwriters, A couple of ladies 585 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:41,841 That are going to make tin pan Alley sit up and take notice -- 586 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,711 Miss bee taylor And miss clara edwards. 587 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,646 [ applause ] 588 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,449 That's him, all right. 589 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,850 Oh, yes. 590 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,785 This is history. 591 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,855 Now, is this the first song You ladies have ever written? 592 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,324 Yes, our very first. 593 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,758 And when did you write it? 594 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,327 Well, it was written 595 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,994 For a flag day Celebration 596 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,331 Two years ago, Wasn't it, bee? 597 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,465 Or was it three? 598 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,599 Three, clara. 599 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,867 Oh. I thought It was two. 600 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,069 No. Two years ago We had the poem. 601 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,671 Of course. 602 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,807 And, uh, just what would you Say inspired you ladies 603 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,008 To write this song? 604 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,345 Well, we wanted To show people 605 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,313 How we feel About our town. 606 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,048 Clara: We feel that This song 607 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,651 Captures the real Spirit of mayberry. 608 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,719 Well, now, I'm sure it does, 609 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,555 And I hope You enjoy it. 610 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,889 Thank you, ladies. 611 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,057 [ applause ] 612 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,925 Well. 613 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,629 Hazelton: And now, for the first time On the air, "My hometown." 614 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:42,369 * my hometown 615 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:45,805 * ooh 616 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:51,378 * is the greatest place I know 617 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:57,417 * where the neighbors I find 618 00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:00,953 * are gentle and kind 619 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:07,560 * and the livin' easy and slow 620 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,529 * ooh 621 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,063 * ooh 622 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:16,669 * my hometown 623 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,738 * ooh 624 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:24,711 * is the only place to be 625 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:25,912 * ooh 626 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:29,949 * here the worries are small 627 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:35,888 * and the kids grow tall 628 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:42,695 * and strong and healthy And free * 629 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:47,166 * it's my hometown 630 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:51,003 * my own town 631 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:54,607 * mayberry 632 00:22:54,641 --> 00:23:01,448 * mayberry 633 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,715 [ applause ] 634 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,452 Good night, folks. 635 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:09,422 Oh, it was just glorious! 636 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:10,757 Enchanting! 637 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,659 I got to say It sounded fine to me. 638 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:14,193 I liked it even better This way. 639 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,462 Well, it turned out 640 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,996 Better than I Thought it would. 641 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:17,997 It's a miracle. 642 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,599 They're crazy About it. 643 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:22,068 That switchboard's lighting up Like a christmas tree. 644 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,804 People are calling in from All over. They loved it. 645 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:25,805 Oh! 646 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:26,806 You're Kidding. 647 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,074 What do you know. 648 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,142 And they love The new keevy hazelton. 649 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,844 Well! Well, I'll be Doggone. 650 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,514 Well, now, there's sure No doubt in my mind 651 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:35,848 As to who I'm grateful to. 652 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,116 Oh... 653 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:41,488 [chuckling ] 654 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,193 Mm-hmm. That's better. 655 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,461 Slow it down there? 656 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:49,629 Mm-hmm. 657 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:51,598 The lyrics Seem to fit better. 658 00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:52,732 [ slow-tempo piano music plays ] 659 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,166 Well, another bunch Of fan mail. 660 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,936 Oh, how wonderful! 661 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,605 Keevy hazelton called. 662 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:01,574 He said he had more fan mail This week than ever before. 663 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:02,775 Great. 664 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,043 Well, back to work, bee. 665 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:05,778 We're writing A new song. 666 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:06,779 Oh? 667 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:08,114 About another town. 668 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:09,916 Well, that seems to be Your specialty. 669 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,651 Venice. Venice? 670 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,119 Yes. Italian songs Are doing very well. 671 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,555 We may as well go along With the trend. 672 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,790 Bee, let me have the lyrics Again, please. 673 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,659 If you like polo, golf, Or tennis, 674 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:23,796 There is no place Like... 675 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:24,964 Like venice? 676 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,569 Here we go, from the top. 677 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,838 [ rhythmically ] If you like polo, Golf, or tennis, 678 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,706 There is no place Like venice. 679 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,546 [ whistling sprightly tune ] 44067

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