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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Howdy!
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Gibson's the name--
Fred gibson.
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Howdy.
I'm andy taylor.
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This is my son, opie.
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Hi, son.
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Hi.
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Well, what can I do
For you?
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It ain't what you can
Do for me.
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It's what I can do
For you.
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I'm here to bring joy
To mayberry.
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My card, sir.
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What's it say, pa?
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"Gibson's wild
West show.
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East or west,
Gibson's the best."
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That's right.
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And we're smack
In the middle
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Of our 15th consecutive
Triumphant grand tour.
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When, to my horror, I discovered
That your fair town
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Had never been blessed
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By one of our
Magnificent performances.
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So it's my pleasure to announce
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We'll be bringing
Our great spectacular
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Right into your
Entertainment-starved community.
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Oh, well, we're not exactly
"Entertainment-starved."
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Gibson:
Don't thank me.
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We're happy to do it.
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A wild west show!
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Wow!
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Oh, looky there.
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Just look at them
Soulful little eyes
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Light up.
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Just the prospect of us
Coming into town
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Has brought a ray of sunshine
Into his drab little life.
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Now, we'll be moving into town
Tomorrow to set things up.
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We'll start putting on
Our shows on saturday.
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I come ahead to arrange
For the necessary permit.
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I trust you can provide
For that.
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Oh, well...
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Thanks.
I knew I could count on you.
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Where should we set up?
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Well, offhand...
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I passed your fairgrounds.
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That'd be fine for us.
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Well...
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That'd be fine
For you, too, sheriff.
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You're not much of a one
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For two-sided conversations,
Are you?
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Well, there ain't
No sense in wasting time.
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We got a great show
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And you folks
Are lucky to see it.
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You know
Why you're lucky?
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Well...
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The star of our show
Is none other
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Than clarence earp,
Hisself.
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Now, he is
The great-nephew
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And direct blood relative
Of wyatt earp.
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Great-nephew
Of wyatt earp?
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Yes, sir, son,
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And he is just exactly
Like his great-uncle was.
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He's two-fisted,
Hard-riding, fast-shooting.
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Gee, this is about
The biggest thing
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That ever happened
In mayberry.
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I guess it does
Rank right up there.
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I'll be by to pick up
The permit tomorrow.
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I thank you
For your cooperation, sheriff.
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You're a man of action.
I'm happy to see that.
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I like that in a man.
See you all later.
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Boy, wait 'til
I tell the kids.
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A real wild west show
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Starring a real relative
Of wyatt earp.
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Actual blood relative
Of wyatt earp
Himself, huh?
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That's what
The man said.
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Well, I never gave it
Much thought,
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But I guess there are
Some living members
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Of the earp clan
Still around, andy.
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Yeah, must be.
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Oh, say, this
Is exciting.
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The last time we had
Someone in mayberry
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Who was connected
To a famous person
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Was harvey kester.
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Harvey kester?
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He used to repair
Gloria swanson's radio set.
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Wonderful fella.
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You'd think he'd be
Swell-headed, wouldn't you?
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Ah, but not harvey.
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No, he was just
A regular fella.
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I liked him for that.
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Well, the kids ought to get
A real kick
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Out of seeing a wild west show.
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Ah, yes...
Remember the last show
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We had passing through here--
The great mandrake?
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He was a fire-eater.
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Fire-eater?
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Yeah, he swallowed fire
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Like the rest of us
Swallow peas.
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Lit matches,
Candles, torches...
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You name it--
He'd swallow 'em.
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But the show didn't last
Too long, as I remember,
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Because the fire department
Had to keep putting him out.
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[ laughing ]
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Whoa, wasn't that good?
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Yeah.
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Oh, we shouldn't
Have too much trouble
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With this
Wild west show.
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Sounds like it would
Be real outstanding.
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Especially with
That, uh, uh...
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What's that fella's
First name?
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Clarence.
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Clarence earp,
Of course, yes.
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Clarence earp, uh...
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Oh, he must be just like
His great-uncle.
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You know, those broad shoulders,
Narrow waist,
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Rippling muscles.
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With his cold, steely eyes
Looking straight ahead
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As he rides tall
In the saddle.
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What's this, andy?
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Could that be
Wyatt earp's great-nephew?
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If it is, something went
Haywire in the bloodline.
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[ shouting ]
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Out to the fairgrounds.
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Tell everybody
About the show, boys.
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Boy: we will.
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Warren: all right, kids,
Now come on.
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Let's not block
The sidewalk.
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Come on. Move along.
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Howdy, sheriff.
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Mr. Gibson, nice
To see you again.
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Sheriff, I'd like
For you to have
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The honor of meeting
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The great-nephew
Of wyatt earp.
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This here
Is clarence earp.
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Pleasure to meet
You, sheriff.
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Pleasure to
Meet you, too.
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I thought I'd bring clarence
Into town.
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Let folks take a look
At him.
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It's a real treat.
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Wait till you see him
In action, sheriff--
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The fast draw,
The smoking .45
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The pinpoint accuracy.
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I'll bet it's a thrill
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For you to meet
A real cowboy, huh, son?
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Well, I was...
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I knew it would be.
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I was gonna say...
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I know you were.
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I like a boy
Who speaks right up.
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Fine boy you got,
Sheriff.
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Thanks.
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The important thing is,
Folks,
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Don't miss one thrill-packed
Minute of our show.
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2:00 tomorrow afternoon
At the fairgrounds.
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The rootingest,
Tootingest wild west show
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Of them all.
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And the only one
Starring an actual member
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Of the earp clan.
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You got our permit ready
Now, sheriff?
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Uh, yeah.
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Let's go in the courthouse
And get it.
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Don't forget, folks:
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First show,
2:00 tomorrow.
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Spread the word around.
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If these two characters
Really put on a wild west show
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And clarence earp's gonna
Be the star,
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It can't be much
Of a show.
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How do, gents?
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Oh, hi, there.
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My name is fred gibson.
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This here is none other
Than clarence earp,
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Though I suppose you fellas
Already heard of him.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Oh, certainly have.
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Howdy, gents.
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Mind if I put
One of my posters
In your window?
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Well, I don't know.
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Thanks very much,
Friend.
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Where should I put it?
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Well, I've got
That one there...
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Right here would be fine.
How's it look?
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Well, I don't know.
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You know, friend, the minute
I laid eyes on you
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I figured you were
The kind of fella
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That'd love to see
Some fine entertainment
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Come in to your
Fair community.
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Oh, yeah... I've always been
A patron of the theater.
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Oh, I knew that from the minute
I laid eyes on you.
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Can I see what
It looks like?
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You may have this
For your very own.
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For my very own?
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, looks like you're going
To put on some show.
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Lassoing, fast draws,
Knife throwing...
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I'm really looking forward
To it, mr. Earp.
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Uh, uh, my very own.
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Yeah, you really
Do all that?
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Well, friend, just because
Clarence here is scrawny,
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Don't think he ain't tough.
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Oh, no,
I didn't mean that.
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Would you care
For a little arm-wrestling?
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Huh?
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Two out of three.
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You game?
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Well, I, uh...
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I just think
It's fair to warn you
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That's one department
I happen to excel in, right?
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That's right.
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At the last
Founder's day picnic,
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Warren was
The arm-wrestling champ.
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He walked away with
A month's supply of mint jelly.
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Ooh,
Well, congratulations.
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Nothing to it.
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Would you be willing
To lay down 50 cents
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To defend your title?
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If you don't mind
Throwing money away.
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All right.
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Let's go, clarence.
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Howdy.
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Oh, hi, andy.
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What's,
Uh, going on?
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You're just in time
For the fun, andy.
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Warren and mr. Earp
Are going to have an
Arm-wrestling contest.
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Arm-wrestling?
What for?
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I was challenged,
Andy.
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Anytime you're ready.
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Okay.
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Hi, sheriff.
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That's one.
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That was luck.
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My elbow slipped.
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Gee, uncle floyd,
You ought to keep
The table clean.
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There's hair cream
All over.
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I never keep hair cream
On that table.
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Well, there's something
Slippery on it.
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Get me a towel, andy.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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All right. Let's see
What you can do now, fella.
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Hurry it up, son.
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We got to get moving.
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Sure a pleasure
Doing business
With you, gentlemen.
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Hope to see you-all
At the show.
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Wow, he's fast
As greased lightning.
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Well, that's the way
It was in the old west.
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A man had to have a gun.
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Be fast and fancy.
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Had to be tough,
Too.
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I'm telling you, tough.
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Clarence, here,
He can stand toe-to-toe
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With any man alive
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No matter what shape
Or size.
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Boys: gosh!
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Ooh!
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You care for
A little rasslin'?
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Well, no, I don't think...
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You look like
A husky lad.
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Well, I eat a lot
Of vegetables.
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How about
A friendly rasslin' match
258
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,411
Between you
And clarence here?
259
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,647
Nobody gets hurt,
All in good fun.
260
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,682
Well, no...
261
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,684
Let's see if you
Can take him.
262
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,018
You're strong.
263
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,953
Well, okay.
264
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,822
Here, hold my tire gauge.
265
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,992
Right over here,
Right over here.
266
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,960
Take your positions, men.
267
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,162
Boys, get on over
To the side.
268
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,163
You ready?
269
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,164
Yeah.
270
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,165
You ready?
271
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,200
Let's go.
272
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,105
All:
Come on, goober!
273
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,942
Find a soft spot
To land him in, clarence.
274
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,717
All: come on, goober!
Come on!
275
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,994
Wow.
Wow
276
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,063
That's enough, clarence.
277
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,299
You all right, son?
278
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,769
Yeah, I guess so.
279
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,904
We have to do that
So people will know
280
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,140
That everything I say
About clarence is true.
281
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,307
It sure is.
282
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,343
Don't forget to come
To the show, boys.
283
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,945
Bring all your parents.
284
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,413
And remember, clarence
Lives by the code of the west:
285
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,717
"A man who can fight
Is a man who is right."
286
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,052
Remember that, boys.
287
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,888
Son, let me take a
Feel of that muscle of yours.
288
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,156
Ooh-ee!
289
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,391
I'll bet you can take care
Of yourself, huh?
290
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,726
Yes, sir.
291
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,728
All right,
See you at the show, boys.
292
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:35,763
Bye, mr. Earp.
293
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,000
Here's your
Tire gauge, goob.
294
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,736
Oh, you are
Really something, boy.
295
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:43,871
You know that?
296
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,075
Hi, pa.
Hi, warren.
297
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,242
Warren: hi, ope.
298
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,477
Hi, ope.
Where you been?
299
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,145
Over at the fairgrounds
300
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,782
Watching them get ready
For the show.
Yeah?
301
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,150
Clarence earp showed us some
Real fancy stuff with a gun.
302
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,819
And you know
Something else?
303
00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,820
He beat up goober.
304
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,055
He beat up goober?
305
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:05,192
Yeah. Mr. Gibson got goober
To wrestle with mr. Earp,
306
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,493
And mr. Earp beat him.
307
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,961
Boy, he's strong.
308
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,798
I wish they wouldn't
Stir things up.
309
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,199
Gee, things must have
Been exciting
310
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,500
Back in the old west, pa --
311
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,502
Shootin' and fightin'
And everything.
312
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,905
Boy, I wish I could have been
Around back then.
313
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,441
Yeah, you're living
In a pretty dull age now.
314
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,076
Nothing much happening
315
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,045
Except planes going faster
Than the speed of sound,
316
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,513
Astronauts orbiting
The earth,
317
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,481
Rockets
Going to the moon.
318
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,851
Yeah, but that's not
Like ridin' and fightin'
319
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,319
And six-shooters
On your hip.
320
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,822
Coming, ope?
Yeah!
321
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:35,889
Pow!
322
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,758
Pow! Pow!
Pow! Pow!
323
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,930
You know, I'm kind of sorry
I gave them that permit.
324
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,965
I'll tell you something,
Andy --
325
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,101
A couple of guys like this
Could cause a lot of trouble.
326
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,986
How you doing, floyd?
327
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,520
Well, howdy, andy.
328
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,522
[ sighs ]
329
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,125
Been out to see
The show yet?
330
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,094
No. I haven't had
A chance yet.
331
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,262
A great show.
332
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,430
The old west reborn.
333
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,899
That's what I hear.
334
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,471
Pardon me for
Saying so, andy,
335
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,073
But, uh,
336
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,541
I don't think
You'd have made a good sheriff
337
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,877
In the old days.
338
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,344
I'm not tough enough, huh?
339
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,080
You're too gentle.
340
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,382
You'd have probably been
A barber.
341
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,250
What would you have been?
342
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,351
Gambler.
343
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,419
High stakes.
344
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,954
Shoot the wad.
345
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,090
Well, you know, floyd...
346
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,926
[ boys yelling ]
347
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,994
Sounds like a fight.
348
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,328
Yeah.
349
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,202
All right.
350
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,870
That's enough
Of this.
351
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,105
That's enough of this!
352
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,206
That's enough of this!
353
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,340
Do you hear me?!
354
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,242
You ought to be ashamed
Of yourself.
355
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,310
You, too, johnny paul.
356
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,544
What's all the
Yelling, andy?
357
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,645
A fight.
A fight?
358
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,014
Yeah.
Now, who started it?
359
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,081
We had an argument.
360
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,082
You had an argument?
361
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,350
Yeah. We were
Playing cowboy
362
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,484
And this is our hideout
363
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,220
And they said
They got here first.
364
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,221
We did get here first.
365
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,422
I'm clarence earp
366
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,124
And me and my men
Went across the street
367
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,491
To the dance hall
For a minute.
368
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,960
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
369
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,261
All right, put them up.
370
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,130
The man who can fight
Is the man who's right.
371
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,164
All right.
372
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,398
Cut it out.
Cut, cut it out.
373
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,433
Opie, go home.
374
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,500
Get in your room.
Stay there.
375
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,501
Go on, johnny paul.
376
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,436
Go on, all of you.
377
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,975
"The man who can fight's
The man that's right."
378
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,576
I know where they
Got that from.
379
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,278
Goober, I want you
To do me a favor.
380
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,612
Go out to the fairgrounds
381
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,648
And tell that gibson fella
And that clarence earp
382
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,383
I want to see them
In my office right now.
383
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,317
Yo, andy.
384
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,923
The man who can fight's
The man that's right.
385
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:53,927
You mean to tell me
That the man who can fight
386
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,462
Is the man
Who is not right?
387
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,596
Well, what...
388
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,165
If you and me was
To get in a fight
389
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,000
And you licked me,
You'd be in the wrong?
390
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,101
Well... Yes.
391
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,103
He's a strange man,
You know that?
392
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,272
How'd you get this far?
393
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,274
Look, all I'm
Asking you to do
394
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,409
Is to take it
A little easy
395
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,444
On all this talk
About fighting.
396
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,113
Well, what's wrong
With that?
397
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,148
Well, I don't happen
To agree with it.
398
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,283
But worse than that
399
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,051
You've been telling
It to the kids.
400
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,420
Every word I told them
Is the truth.
401
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,190
And there's nobody better
For a boy to look up to
402
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,025
Than a man
Like wyatt earp.
403
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,961
Well, I believe I
Made myself clear.
404
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:31,264
Just because the gentleman's
Name happens to be earp
405
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,500
Is no reason
To get folks all worked up
406
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,068
Especially the kids.
407
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,704
Now, maybe that name was
Important in the old days
408
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,540
But the name don't
Mean too much anymore.
409
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,010
Are you besmirching
The name of earp?
410
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,111
Look, all I said...
411
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,545
I know what you said.
412
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,215
You said the name of earp
Don't mean too much anymore.
413
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,082
Yes, I said that.
414
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,150
Hold it, sheriff.
415
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,685
You've said enough.
416
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,687
In the name of
The earp family
417
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,690
I demand satisfaction.
418
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,293
Now, now wait a minute.
419
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:04,031
I am challenging
You to a fight.
420
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,398
A fight?
421
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,534
Now look, this
Isn't tombstone.
422
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,169
Your choice of weapons.
423
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,570
Gibson:
Simmer down now, son.
424
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,306
And we'll meet you
In front of your office...
425
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,208
At high noon.
426
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,719
High noon, sheriff.
427
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,561
Oh, I sure wish you
Hadn't of besmirched
428
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:38,031
The name of
Earp, sheriff.
429
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,767
[ door opens ]
430
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,470
[ door closes ]
431
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,472
For heaven's sakes.
432
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,474
What are you going to do,
Andy?
433
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,775
I don't know.
434
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,713
This is ridiculous, andy,
Challenging people to duels.
435
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,149
Now we ought to clamp the cuffs
On those jokers
436
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,484
And throw them
In the old pokey.
437
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,686
When you come face to face
With this fella
438
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,154
You're liable
To get hurt.
439
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,322
He is tough,
Believe me.
440
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,423
Yeah, I know.
441
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,791
You can take a guy
Twice his size.
442
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,626
If he starts fooling around
With that gun,
443
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,461
There's no telling
What's going to happen.
444
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,462
Where you going, andy?
445
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,430
Out.
446
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,531
But it's 11:00.
447
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,832
That gives me an hour to kill.
448
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,167
I'll be back.
449
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,645
Pa.
450
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,448
I just heard about it.
451
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,450
Oh, you did, huh?
452
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,453
Gee, pa, you think
You ought to fight?
453
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,854
Well...
454
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,424
You told me yourself
That's no way to settle things.
455
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,826
Well, I'm glad to hear
You remember what I told you,
456
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,361
But I'll be all right.
457
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,131
Have you decided on
Your choice of weapons yet?
458
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,465
Yes, I have.
459
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,268
Well... What you gonna use?
460
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:51,804
Well, you know,
In any good western,
461
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,673
They never give away
The ending.
462
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,143
So I guess you're just
Going to have to wait
463
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,678
Till high noon to find out.
464
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:04,117
Well, whatever it is, pa,
I know you're gonna win.
465
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,352
Thanks, son.
466
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,775
All right, let's move along,
Kids. Come on.
467
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,759
I'm glad
You're not armed, sheriff.
468
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,362
I ain't spent an easy minute
Worried about you.
469
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,531
Looks like it's going to be
A fistfight, clarence.
470
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,798
A fist...
Oh, fist. Right.
471
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,267
Take it easy on him,
Clarence.
472
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,601
Wait, wait.
Now wait a minute.
473
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:29,669
Now listen.
474
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,404
Will you tell him
To hold it?
475
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,505
Stop it.
Hold it.
476
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,673
Yes, sir, sheriff.
477
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,575
Let's, uh, let's go
In the courthouse.
478
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,310
I'll fight you
In the street.
479
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,578
I'll fight you in a barn.
480
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,447
I'll fight you
In the courthouse.
481
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,748
No. Now listen,
Now listen.
482
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:42,749
Listen, listen.
483
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:43,883
Let's go right now.
484
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,285
Will you stop it?
485
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,853
I am not going to fight
With my fists.
486
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,555
What are you going
To fight him with?
487
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,556
A book.
488
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,991
A book?
Yes, a book.
489
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,726
It's a book
About wyatt earp
490
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,728
And all the descendants
Of wyatt earp,
491
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,297
Living and dead,
492
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,566
And the strange thing is,
493
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,868
The one name
They don't mention--
494
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,904
Not even one time--
Is clarence earp.
495
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,739
What are you talking about?
496
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:10,243
I'm talking about
There is no clarence earp.
497
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,479
Why, I'm clarence earp.
498
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,013
Course you are, clarence.
499
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,016
Now I don't know
Which one of you it is--
500
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:21,321
Maybe it's both of you--
But somebody's lying.
501
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,755
I've always been
Clarence earp.
502
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:23,756
Haven't I, fred?
503
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,924
Course you have, clarence.
504
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,459
Don't pay any
Attention to him.
505
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,594
Wait a minute,
Mr. Gibson.
506
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,634
You better tell this boy
He's not clarence earp.
507
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,469
'cause I'm telling you right now
508
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,306
If you keep running all over
The country playing cowboy,
509
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,541
Wearing cowboy suits
And pistols on your hips
510
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,910
And carrying on the way
You've been carrying on,
511
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,645
You going to wind up
512
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,847
Getting this boy
In all kinds of trouble.
513
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,255
I wonder why my name
Isn't in this book, fred.
514
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,593
Well?
515
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,263
Well...
516
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,266
Son...
517
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,538
I told you that I knew
Your mama and daddy,
518
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,972
But I didn't.
519
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,542
I didn't know
Them at all.
520
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,809
What I did know, though
521
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,945
Was that wherever
You came from
522
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,548
You were the scaredest
One of the litter.
523
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,816
Oh, you never could seem
To find your place
524
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,552
With the other little boys.
525
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,687
Always kind of sickly
526
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,558
And kind of unsure
Of yourself
527
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,560
And I wanted
To straighten you out.
528
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,795
Well, I've always been
An admirer
529
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,564
Of the great wyatt earp
530
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,699
And I just figured
I'd give you that name
531
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:42,669
So you'd have some heritage
To live up to.
532
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,404
Then it's all been a lie?
533
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,374
Yeah, it has, clarence.
534
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,442
And I'm no kin to wyatt earp?
535
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,544
No, you're not.
536
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,047
[ sighs ]
537
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:07,560
Well, I wonder what I'm
Going to do now, fred.
538
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,862
I've been
Clarence earp so long
539
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,731
That's all I
Know how to be.
540
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,533
I know.
541
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,803
I like showing people
That I can handle myself.
542
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,572
Folks looked up to me, fred.
543
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,474
Yeah, they did, clarence.
544
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,943
Always meant so much
545
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,813
You and me traveling around
The country together
546
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,148
Getting into little
Scraps with somebody
547
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,017
Every now and then.
548
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,953
I liked being kin
To wyatt earp.
549
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,423
That was nice, fred.
550
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,625
Yes, it was, clarence.
551
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,762
I guess it was nice, son,
552
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:46,399
But a person has to be
Who he really is.
553
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:49,769
Right, fred?
554
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,070
Oh, right.
555
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,739
Sheriff, exactly right.
556
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,674
A man's got to be
Who he really is.
557
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,075
There's no doubt about it.
558
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,810
No kin to wyatt earp?
559
00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,546
No, you're not, clarence.
560
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:02,749
Do you know
Who I really am, fred?
561
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,551
Oh, sure I know.
562
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:05,818
What my real name is?
563
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,019
Yeah.
564
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,421
Well, what is it?
565
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:11,824
Dempsey.
566
00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:14,527
[ bell rings ]
567
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:25,538
See, what'd I tell you?
They're coming over here now.
568
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,607
Amazing.
Howdy, gents.
569
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,141
It's my great pleasure
To announce
570
00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,711
We're bringing to your
Entertainment-starved community
571
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,212
One of the greatest
Boxing events
572
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,782
In the history of the glorious
State of north carolina.
573
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,584
But we've had boxing.
574
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:38,785
Don't thank us, friend.
575
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,019
We're happy to do it.
576
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,654
As you're probably aware,
577
00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:44,090
We'll be introducing
The fine fistic talents
578
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:46,693
Of none other
Than clarence "Kid" dempsey,
579
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,227
Who will meet all challengers
580
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,930
For the grand prize
Of $50, cash money.
581
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,065
Clarence, give the boys here
A little sample.
582
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,535
Right.
583
00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,136
That's enough, clarence.
Just a sample.
584
00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:00,006
Hey there, friend.
585
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:03,510
How'd you like to take
A shot at the $50?
586
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:07,013
Heck, no. I couldn't even whup
Him when his name was earp.
587
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,681
Well, spread the word around.
588
00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,517
We're meeting
All challengers.
589
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,251
When are you gonna
Put this on?
590
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,721
Just as soon as I get a permit
From the sheriff.
591
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:17,223
Do you mind if I put one
Of my posters in your window?
592
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:20,092
Well --
Thanks a lot for your
Cooperation, friend.
593
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,766
[ bell rings ]
594
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:40,647
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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