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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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Hey, andy.
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Hey, gomer.
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I'll get with you
In a couple of shakes.
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Take your time.
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[ man laughing ]
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[ laughs ]
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So me and
Old bertie blush
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Had this 30-cent bet
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That I couldn't find
A trout in that pool.
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And he says to me,
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"Why, there ain't been
A trout in there
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For 50 years!"
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You know how
Old bertie talks.
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Well, by a chance
Of fate,
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I was eating a
Limburger cheese
And onion sandwich,
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So I baited my hook
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With a dab of limburger
And slice of onion,
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And he says to me,
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"What're you doin'?!
What're you doin'?!"
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I swear, when bertie
Excites himself,
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He sounds
Just like a jaybird.
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[ horn honks ]
So with this goo
On the hook...
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I'll be with you
In a minute.
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So I drop my hook
In that pool --
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You know
The spot, jase.
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Right to the base
Of that lover's leap rock?
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I didn't know
It had a name.
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Oh, yeah.
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As legend tells it,
A confederate colonel
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Plunged to
His everlastin' callin there'
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When he was spurned
By a yankee woman.
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Is that how
It got its name?
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As legend tells it.
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[ horn honks ]
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I'll be with you
In a minute.
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That hook couldn't
Have been in the water
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Less than a minute
When wham!
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Somethin' took it.
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[ horn honking ]
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That customer's gettin'
Kind of testy, gomer.
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Oh?
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I'll be with you in a minute.
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Well, I was shakin'
Like a leaf
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With excitement.
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You know,
30 cents ain't hay.
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Well, you should've
Heard bertie.
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"You got a catfish,
You got a catfish!"
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[ laughs ]
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Doggone it, gomer!
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Finish up there
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And take care of
The other customers!
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Be with you
In a minute.
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Oh, hiya, wally.
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Be right there.
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Well, to make
A long story short,
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It was the biggest
Old rainbow trout
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You ever saw.
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Imagine me,
Livin' here 40 years
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And not even knowin'
That rock's name.
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Gomer,
Get over here!
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Clean this windshield
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And check the hood.
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Be right there.
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A man ain't got
More than two hands.
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What was it, gomer?
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It's just some corrosion
On your battery terminal.
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This soda pop
Cleared it right up.
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Say, gomer,
Do you mind
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If I tell that bertie blush
Story around?
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Feel free.
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It's a dandy.
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[ tires screech ]
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Doggone it, gomer.
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That customer was
Boilin' mad.
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How long had he
Been sittin' there?
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About a minute.
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Your minutes are
Growing into half hours.
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You better start
Snapping to!
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You hear me?
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Wally's a little
Sore, huh?
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Oh, he don't mean
Nothin' by it.
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He's a wonderful
Human bein'.
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You got a minute,
Gomer?
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Sure, any time
For you, andy.
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I want
A tank of gas.
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Check.
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Did you hear what
I was tellin' jase
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About old bertie blush.
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Parts of it.
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Well, you must have
Missed the best parts.
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Me and old bertie had
This 30-cent bet
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That I couldn't find
Any trout in that pool.
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Well, he says to me,
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"Why, there hadn't
Been a trout
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In there
For 50 years."
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[ horn honks ]
You know how
Bertie talks.
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Be with you
In a minute.
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So, by chance of fate...
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There you are.
There's your allowance.
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Don't spend it
All in one place.
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Thanks, pa.
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You deserve it.
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I didn't have to remind you
One time to do your chores.
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That's 'cause I wrote it down
On my wrist.
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Maybe I'll take
That quarter back
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'cause you ain't been
Washing that wrist.
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That ain't
One of the chores, pa.
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No, it ain't, is it?
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Well, I'll see ya.
I got work to do.
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You run along.
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Me, too, pa.
So long.
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Okay.
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Hey, opie.
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Hey, gomer.
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Hey, andy.
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Hey, gomer.
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What're you doin'
With your suitcase?
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Nothin'.
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Just come to see you.
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Well, what can
I do for you?
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You know, wally's
A strange man.
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He just done
The funniest thing.
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What?
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He fired me from my job.
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Oh...
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Well, I declare.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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The worst thing
About it is
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I had to give up my room
In the back of the station.
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And I haven't got
Any place to sleep.
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Well, that is a shame.
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Losin' a job and a home
All in one lump.
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Yeah.
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I cooked back there
And everything.
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I had a one-burner stove
And a wooden egg crate
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And some forks
And salt and pepper
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And things like that.
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Uh-huh.
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Wally called it
My kitchenette.
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What did you do
To make wally fire you?
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Uh, he said I was
"Insufficient in my duties."
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He must have said
Inefficient, gomer.
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Whatever it was
He said,
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It come right
In front of the firin'.
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So I come to see you.
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I was wonderin' if you could
Put me up in a cell
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Until I settle
On my feet someplace.
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I'll go you
One better than that.
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Come over to the house
And stay with me and opie
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And aunt bee
For a few days.
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Oh, that's
Puttin' you out.
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Glad to have you.
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Got more room than we
Know what to do with.
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Well, it don't
Seem right.
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You ought to see
The fried chicken
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Aunt bee's got
To throw out 'cause...
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I accept.
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[ laughs ]
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Come on.
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[ dog barks ]
Man: come on, boy.
Tell old ralph, what is it?
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[ barks twice ]
What is it, boy?
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Is it dave?
Is it young dave?
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[ barks eagerly ]
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Shep's trying to tell
Ralph something.
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Yeah, we know.
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He's in some kind of trouble,
Isn't he, boy?
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Shep's trying to tell ralph
Young dave is trapped
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In a miner's shack
Up on potters peak.
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Yeah, we heard
That part.
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Dave's ralph's cousin,
You know.
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Yeah.
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Take me to young dave.
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I had a dog once.
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He was known
By two names,
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One of which
Was sport.
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Lord, he was
A dumb dog.
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Sweetly disposed,
But dumb.
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You know what he did
One night
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When the house
Caught on fire?
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Without making
A sound of warnin'
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Or without tellin'
A single soul,
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He up and moved next door
Till the fire was over.
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That's a shame.
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It's a lucky thing
My hand got burned
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Or I never would've
Woke up.
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You can still see
The scar
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On the down side
Of my hand there.
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See it?
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I see it.
Shep!
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Announcer:
Well, that was certainly
A surprise, wasn't it?
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What happened?
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Good old shep
Always comes through.
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I didn't get it.
Did you get it, aunt bee?
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House caught fire
And shep went next door.
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Tune in next week
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For another episode of
"The lives of shep and ralph,"
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A story of a man and his dog.
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[ television clicks off ]
Gosh, pa.
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Do you think shep and ralph
Saved dave?
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I'm sure they did.
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Go on upstairs now.
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It's bedtime.
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Okay, pa.
Good night, everybody.
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Aunt bee:
Good night, opie.
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Gomer:
Night, ope.
Night.
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I believe I'll
Turn in myself.
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I'm kind of tired.
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I'm kind of
Tired, too.
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Do you folks mind
If I set up a spell?
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Make yourself
At home, gomer.
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Oh, andy?
Mm-hmm.
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There's something
Gnawin' at me.
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Around here,
We believe in speakin' up.
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What is it?
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If you won't let me
Pay for my keep,
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At least let me
Help you
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Do some of
Your chores.
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That's not necessary.
You're a guest.
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I feel like
I ought to do something.
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If it'll make you
Feel better, go ahead.
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Good night,
Aunt bee.
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Good night,
Gomer.
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[ crickets chirping softly ]
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[ saw scraping ]
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[ sawing continues ]
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Gomer!
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Hey, gomer!
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Hi, andy!
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What's the matter?
Can't you sleep?
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I appreciate what
You're trying to do, gomer.
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But don't you think
11:00 at night's
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A kind of a strange time
To be sawin'?
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I ain't half tired.
You know I didn't work today.
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Oh, that's true,
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But you're makin'
A whole lot of noise.
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So, some other time, okay?
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If you say so.
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Good night, gomer.
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Good night.
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[ clattering ]
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[ vacuum whirring ]
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[ whirring continues ]
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[ whirring continues ]
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Gomer! Gomer!
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[ whirring stops ]
Gomer!
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What are you doin',
Gomer?
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Oh, I noticed
Your off and on
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Toggle switch
Was loose,
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So I was tightenin'
Her up for you.
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Is everything
All right?
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Everything's fine,
Aunt bee.
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You all go on
Back to bed.
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Andy, why are you
Vacuuming
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At 2:30
In the morning?
259
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,384
It was me.
260
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,986
I weren't
Really vacuumin'.
261
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,387
I was tightenin'
The switch
262
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,189
And she locked in
The on position.
263
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,724
See here,
Where it says on.
264
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:51,725
I see it,
I see it.
265
00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,093
When she's in
That position,
266
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,127
She's gonna run
On you.
267
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,162
I know it.
268
00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,634
Why don't you
Go on to bed?
269
00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,135
Well, maybe
I ought to.
270
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,171
But I'm not really
Tired, though.
271
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,907
Once you hit that bed,
You'll be tired.
272
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,676
Come on.
273
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,911
You know, andy, for a man
That's gotta get up
274
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,179
So early
In the mornin',
275
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,147
You sure do
Keep strange hours.
276
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,725
[ sighs ]
277
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:28,095
[ footsteps ]
278
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,268
[ door slams ]
279
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:42,810
[ gargling ]
280
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,746
[ gargling and humming ]
281
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,023
Gomer: * no-account mule
Kickin' on a tin can *
282
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,692
* kickin' on a tin can,
Kickin' on a tin can *
283
00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:01,228
* no-account mule
Kickin' on a tin can *
284
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,263
* all day long
285
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:17,244
* a no-account mule
Settin' on a mountain *
286
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,947
* settin' on a mountain,
Settin' on a mountain *
287
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,082
* no-account mule
Settin' on a mountain *
288
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,952
* all day long
289
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,246
Ho!
290
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,416
* no-account mule
Eatin' in a haystack *
291
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,252
* eatin' in a haystack,
Eatin' in a haystack *
292
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:02,222
* no-account mule
Eatin' in a haystack *
293
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,491
* all day long
294
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,059
Ho!
295
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,427
* no-account mule
Eatin' in a haystack *
296
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,162
* eatin' in a haystack...
297
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,814
[ groans sleepily ]
298
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,189
Hey, andy, you asleep?
299
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,825
[ door slams ]
300
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,259
No, gomer.
301
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,794
I just come by to tell you
302
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,896
I haven't had no luck
Gettin' a job yet.
303
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,498
Well, don't worry about it,
Somthin' will turn up.
304
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,400
Yeah, no sense in mopin'.
That's life.
305
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,435
That's life.
306
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,536
Through and through.
307
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,104
Through and through.
308
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,308
Uh... Speaking
Of life, gomer,
309
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:58,812
I didn't get much sleep
Last night.
310
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,147
You didn't?
311
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,782
Maybe you ate too much supper.
312
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,821
No, gomer.
313
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,223
I mean, I appreciate
What you're trying to do,
314
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:13,326
But all that sawin' and messin'
With the vacuum cleaner
315
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,228
And singin'
Kept up so much racket
316
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,065
That I couldn't
Sleep.
317
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,432
Oh?
318
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,337
Well, I'm sorry
About that.
319
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,873
Well, it's all right.
320
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,475
Don't go punishing yourself
Inside, or anything.
321
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,511
Just try to keep it down
A little quieter tonight.
322
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,846
I'll do that, andy.
323
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,147
I'll tippy-toe around.
324
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,482
Good, that'd
Be good.
325
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,084
Better yet,
I'll go to bed
326
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,052
When you do and
I won't make a sound.
327
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,587
Good.
I'd appreciate it.
328
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:47,260
You say you ain't had any luck
Finding a job, huh?
329
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,029
No, but I'm going over
To the market now.
330
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,899
They're advertising
For an experienced butcher.
331
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,134
You know anything
About cutting meat?
332
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,070
You think
They'll ask me that?
333
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,252
[ crickets chirping ]
334
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,549
Hey, gomer!
335
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,185
Gomer!
336
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,055
Gomer pyle!
337
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,292
Hey, luther!
338
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,994
What can I do for you?
339
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,963
She's runnin' rough.
340
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,065
Rev her up once
And let me listen.
341
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,602
[ engine revving ]
342
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,974
Sounds lean to me, luther.
343
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,042
Pull out your choke
A little
344
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,978
And rev her up
Once more.
345
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,445
[ engine revving ]
346
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,623
That does it.
347
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,258
Thanks, gomer!
348
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,063
[ horn honks ]
349
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,564
Man: hey, gomer!
350
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:08,001
Gomer pyle!
351
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,470
Hey, merle dean.
352
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,738
Got a minute?
353
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:12,739
Sure.
354
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,507
Listen to this.
355
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,183
[ suspension squeaking ]
356
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,421
Merle:
What you think, gomer?
357
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,458
Bounce on your back bumper
A couple of times.
358
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,360
Don't do that, merle.
Who's that?
359
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,162
It's me,
Sheriff taylor.
360
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,663
Oh, hi, sheriff.
361
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,166
Uh-oh, I done it again,
Didn't I, andy?
362
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,635
Yeah, gomer,
You done it again.
363
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,737
Well, what do you think
It is, gomer?
364
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,740
We better not talk
No more tonight, merle.
365
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,809
Sheriff's gotta
Get some sleep.
366
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,512
It's your shocks.
367
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,680
Your shocks.
368
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:54,814
Thanks, gomer!
369
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,783
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
370
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,185
What?!
371
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,320
He said he'd talk
To you tomorrow.
372
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,156
I'm sorry
I woke you, andy.
373
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,726
I say, I'm sorry
I woke you!
374
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:07,827
I heard you, gomer,
I heard you.
375
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,329
Woman: quiet, will you?
376
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,830
I haven't had any sleep
For the last hour.
377
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,333
Man:
All this yell, yell, yell.
378
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,535
I'm going to call
The police!
379
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,583
Ooh, dad-burn,
That coffee's hot.
380
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,319
You have to burn
A man's mouth?
381
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,820
If you didn't gulp
Your coffee,
382
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,422
You wouldn't burn
Your mouth.
383
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,456
I didn't gulp it.
384
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,757
This milk's warm.
385
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,759
No, it just came out
Of the refrigerator.
386
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,161
Well, it's warm.
387
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,130
Don't talk back.
You can leave the table.
388
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,764
Not until he finishes
His breakfast.
389
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,266
It he gets smart,
He will.
390
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,500
It's me
He's talking to.
391
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,369
I don't care who
He's talking to...
392
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,272
This milk's
Warm...
It just came out of
The refrigerator...
393
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,673
Opie, aunt bee,
Wait a minute!
394
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,475
Wait a minute!
395
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,745
We don't snap
At one another like this.
396
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,582
No, we certainly
Don't.
397
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,851
I think
I know what's wrong.
398
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,753
None of us has had enough sleep,
399
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,656
And we all know why
We haven't had enough sleep.
400
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,224
What are
We going to do?
401
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,193
I'm gonna tell gomer
He's got to go.
402
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,528
It was a mistake to ask him
To come here to start with.
403
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,197
Well, I suppose a boy
404
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,865
Who lives alone in the back
Of a gas station
405
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,801
Loses touch with
Other people's needs.
406
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,537
I can't help that.
He's got to go.
407
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,406
Well, you just have to.
408
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,740
Of course, I'll have to.
409
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,277
I'll just make it
Short and sweet.
410
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,512
Hey, everybody.
411
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,713
Mmm, this kitchen
412
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,548
Sure smells like home
This morning.
413
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,849
Hi, ope.
414
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,786
* no-account mule...
415
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,590
[ imitates gunshot ]
416
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,192
* no-account mule
417
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,761
* settin' on a tin can
All day long *
418
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,530
* no-account mule
419
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,200
* settin' on a tin can,
Settin' on a tin can... *
420
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,406
[ brakes squeaking ]
421
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,577
Is that you in there,
Willie jack?
422
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,945
Oh, hey there, sheriff.
423
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,615
I warned you last week
About them brakes.
424
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,318
Yeah, well, I'm going
To get 'em fixed tomorrow.
425
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,285
Tomorrow.
426
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,420
Yeah.
427
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,288
That's the trouble
Around this town.
428
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,690
Everybody wants
To put off things
Till tomorrow.
429
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,326
Well, I'm gettin'
Sick of it,
430
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,860
And I'm gonna put
A stop to it.
431
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,395
I'm giving you
A citation.
432
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,364
Oh, now, wait a minute,
Sheriff, I...
433
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,565
You keep arguing with me
434
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,367
And I'll slap another
$10 on you
435
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,635
For abusive attitude.
436
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,670
You've been around
That barney fife so long,
437
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,372
You're getting
Just like him.
438
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,440
Just like barney fife.
439
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,474
What did you say?
440
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,409
Oh, nothin',
Nothin', nothin'.
441
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,710
Just thinkin' out loud.
442
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,179
A citizen's got a right
To think out loud.
443
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,819
Yes, sir, you're the first
Customer I've had today.
444
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,421
Is that right?
445
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,423
Matter of fact,
The whole week's been off.
446
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,891
Gas is off,
Grease jobs is off.
447
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,793
Ain't even any repairs
Coming in.
448
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,528
You ought to have
Plenty of repairs.
449
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,297
I've been giving out tickets
All day.
450
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,666
People driving around
In broken-down cars,
451
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,401
Bad brakes,
No taillights.
452
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,869
Well, they must be going
To mount pilot
453
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,371
'cause they sure ain't
Coming in here.
454
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,638
Huh.
455
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,774
Just put the gas in,
Will you, wally?
456
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,951
[ men laughing ]
457
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,430
What's going on?
458
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,898
Well,
Hey, andy.
459
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,400
What are you
Doing, gomer?
460
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,867
You're gettin'
Grease and all
461
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,035
All over my driveway.
462
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,904
Just folks needin'
Some repairs.
463
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,472
You ought to know,
Sheriff.
464
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,873
You give me
That ticket.
465
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,842
I always take my
Business to gomer.
466
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,512
[ horn honks ]
467
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:49,382
Hey, gomer, just found out
You were stayin' here.
468
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,418
How you doin', jase?
469
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,585
[ horn honks ]
470
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,654
Gomer, I've got some
More work for you.
471
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:58,558
How you doin', luther?
Come on in.
472
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:02,495
[ horns honking ]
473
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:05,932
Hold it, hold it!
474
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,067
This has got to stop,
Right now!
475
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,670
All you people
Get back in your cars.
476
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,405
Now, wait a minute...
477
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,574
Back in your cars,
Everybody!
478
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,901
[ men laughing and talking ]
479
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,878
What is this, sheriff?
What's going on here?
480
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,646
I'll tell you
What's going on.
481
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,449
See that feller
Right there?
Yeah, it's gomer.
482
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,452
That's your business.
That's more than gomer.
483
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,021
She's gonna be good
For another 40 years.
484
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,859
Silly of me to ask
Whether you want him back.
485
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,395
Oh, I want him back.
486
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:09,462
Good, good.
487
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,530
Oh, and, wally?
488
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:11,598
Huh?
489
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:12,899
How about throwing in
490
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,734
An extra burner
And an icebox
491
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,002
In that kitchenette?
492
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:19,572
With pleasure.
493
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:20,907
So, I baited my hook
494
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,476
With just a dab of cheese
And a slice of onion,
495
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,745
And bertie says,
"What are you doin'?
496
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:26,979
What are you doin'?"
497
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,047
[ laughter ]
498
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,041
Hey, everybody!
499
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:58,411
[ door closes ]
Hey, gomer.
500
00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:01,080
I just come by to thank you
For helping me get my job back.
501
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,483
Glad to help.
We're busier than bees.
502
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,485
I was workin' up until
Just a minute ago.
503
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:06,786
Good.
504
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,721
Yes, sir, and wally's
Paintin' my room
505
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:09,989
And puttin' in food,
506
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,958
Addin' another burner
And an icebox.
507
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,426
Shucks, with all of that,
508
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,027
I might even think about
Getting married.
509
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,096
Good.
510
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,898
Well, I just wanted
To thank you.
511
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,000
You're welcome.
512
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,135
You folks better be quiet.
513
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:26,172
I think he wants to get
Some sleep.
514
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,910
Don't you, andy?
515
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,986
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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