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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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[ sirens wailing ]
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Man: latest reports
On the daring holdup
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Indicate that
The four bandits have split up.
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State police are moving
In on two of the gang
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Holed up in an abandoned barn
Near route 43,
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About five miles
From the county line.
Howdy, barn.
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Shh!Shh!Shh!
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Here is a bulletin
Just handed me.
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Two of the holdup gang
Have been captured.
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Hooray!
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Police chief benson
Has stated
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The pair will be taken
For temporary custody
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To the jail
Of the mayberry courthouse.
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And now back to...
What was that?
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He said mayberry.
They're bringin' 'em here.
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Do you hear
That, andy?
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They're bringin'
'em here.
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I'm goin' out to
The fillin' station
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And tell wally.
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You better run on,
Too.
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Gee, pa,
Can't I stay?
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No, you'll just be
Underfoot. Now, go on.
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Gomer:
Opie, you can
Go with me.
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Opie: okay.
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[ door closes ]
Well, well, well!
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So we're gonna
Have visitors.
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Looks like.
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Well, I'll tell
You something--
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Those two hoods are
In for a big surprise
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When they get here.
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They're gonna come in
Here expectin' to find
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Some small-town,
Two-bit lockup --
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A rinky-dink clubhouse.
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Well, they're gonna
Find out different.
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What do you
Got in mind?
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I'm gonna show 'em
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We're on our toes out here,
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That the mayberry jail
Matches any big-time pen
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They've ever served time in.
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Barney, there's
No need...
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First of all,
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We're gonna get rid
Of all these extra frills.
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We give 'em just what
They get in the big house:
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One cot, one blanket,
One cracked mirror, period.
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Well, I guess
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We could take some
Of that stuff out--
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The doilies
Need washin'.
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I'll tell you
Something else.
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I said this before
And I repeat it now.
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What we really need
Around here
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Is an extra deputy.
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Well...
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Now, andy, things
Like this come up
All the time.
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We need extra help.
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Who you got in mind?
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Well, I don't know.
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I'll look around, find
A good, sharp candidate.
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But don't you worry
About it, now.
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He's gonna be
My assistant.
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You let me
Worry about it.
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Well, these prisoners will
Probably just be here overnight.
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Andy, please.
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My problem.
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Howdy, barn.
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Andy.
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What's up?
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Nothing...
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Except our number three man
Is here to report for duty.
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You got somebody?
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Who'd you get?
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Deputy! Front and center!
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Hut!
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Hut... Hut...
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Halt, stop there.
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Hey, andy.
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Hey, gomer.
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Pretty sharp, huh?
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Yeah.
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Uh, gomer, would
You excuse us
Just a minute?
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Barney?
[ clears throat ]
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[ quietly ] Gomer?
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Workin' 'round
The jailhouse?
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Not gomer.
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Oh, andy,
Now, look--
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I know
He's green
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And he's raw,
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But I can
Bring him along.
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I've got him on
A crash program.
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He's learned a lot
From me already.
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Not gomer.
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Andy,
Watch this,
Just watch.
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Deputy, ten-hut!
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Whistle!
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Ticket book!
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Pen-cil!
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Huh?
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Nice, barney,
Very nice.
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Nice, gomer,
Very nice.
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Sheriff?
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Andy: oh, mornin',
Lieutenant.
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Got some
Customers for you.
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Good.
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Plainclothes men
Are comin' over
From memphis
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To pick 'em up.
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Be here
This afternoon
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Or in the mornin'.
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Fine.
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I don't think they'll
Give you any trouble.
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They're
Pretty bushed.
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Bring them in.
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All right,
Bring 'em in.
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Right over here.
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Hey there,
How are ye?
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Don't fraternize
With the prisoners!
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They're all yours, sheriff.
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[ door closes ]
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That does it.
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Not quite,
Sheriff.
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Barney...
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Please, andy.
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Now, men, there
Are a few things
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We ought to get
Straightened out
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Right at the start to
Avoid any grief later on.
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Now, here at the rock
We have two basic rules.
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Memorize them so that you can
Say them in your sleep.
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The first rule is:
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Obey all rules.
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Secondly, do not write
On the walls
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As it takes a lot of work
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To erase writing off of walls.
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As we tell all men
When these gates
Shut behind 'em
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You're starting
A new life.
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If you're wise,
You'll begin rehabilitation...
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Barney?
[ clears throat ]
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Now, barney,
I got to go out
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And look for the two
That's still loose.
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Now, promise me you'll stay
Away from the prisoners.
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You got nothin'
To worry about.
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Make gomer stay
Away from 'em, too.
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Andy, I told you
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The mayberry jail
Is gonna be run
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As secure as the
Big house itself.
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[ door closes ]
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Hi, barn, how's everythin'?
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Smooth as clockwork.
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I finally got
Through to 'em
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That around here
Orders is orders.
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Oops, time
For mealtime formation.
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[ whistle blows ]
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[ whistle blows ]
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[ whistle blows ]
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[ whistle blows ]
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[ whistle blows ]
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That's the only way
To handle 'em--
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Strict routine.
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Oh.
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Where's gomer?
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I got him
Stationed outside.
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Come here,
I'll show you.
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I thought you said
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You had him
Stationed outside.
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I do...
You give up?
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Yeah.
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I got him up there
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Mannin' the
Blockhouse lookout.
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Look.
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That's your
Lookout, huh?
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What he got:
Eyes in the bottom
Of his feet?
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Barney: gomer! Gomer,
Attention up there!
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For pete's
Sake, gomer!
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Hey, andy! Hey, barn!
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I dropped my gun.
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Gomer, you got
To be more careful.
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Droppin' your gun like that,
You could hurt somebody.
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Well, I didn't
Mean to.
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Well...
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Look at all this
Christmas mess, barney.
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You were supposed
To clean this up.
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I will!
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00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,773
Right now there's
More important
Things to do.
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You're supposed
To be watchin'.
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Why, I've been,
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And I've seen
Some real sights.
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Pete dooley's truck
Splashed mud
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All over
Miss fletcher,
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And I seen
Viola mcconcker
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Sneak out
By her barn
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And have a dip
Of snuff
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And sula solly and
Her little boy...
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That's fine, that's fine,
Gomer, that's fine.
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Why don't you clean up
These light bulbs here?
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We can use 'em
Next christmas.
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And take that gun
Out of your mouth.
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I don't get it, doc,
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You goin' along
With that hick deputy
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And the marching
And the whistle
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And all that
Jerky stuff.
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Just playin'
It smart, tiny.
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Let him think
He's a big shot.
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Lead him on
Far enough,
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And that hick
Deputy's gonna be
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Our free pass
Out of here.
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00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,064
Uh-huh.
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00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,199
You're sure, now?
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Okay, I'll get
Right up there.
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I got to go up to
Carter french's place.
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Said he saw two men.
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00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,307
Look, barney...
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Don't give it
A thought, andy.
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Everything is a-okay.
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[ door closes ]
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Yes, sir, they sure
Run this place
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Tighter than even
The state pen.
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00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,161
Huh?
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00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,395
Oh, oh,
Sure.
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00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,397
Except
For one thing...
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What?
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The shakedown.
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We've been here
For hours --
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Not one shakedown.
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Shakedown?
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00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,440
You know--
All prisoners out
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While the screws make
A surprise inspection
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Of the mattresses
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00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:55,082
For guns and knives
And things.
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Oh, well, guess you
Can't expect them
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To know those things
Out here in the sticks.
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Can't expect them to
Know about a shakedown.
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All right, shakedown!
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Shakedown.
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00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,428
Let's go,
Everybody out.
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00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,529
Come on, move!
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00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,798
Let's go.
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00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:11,899
Shakedown time.
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00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,500
It's shakedown time
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For guns
And knives.
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00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,839
Not that I'd think
You boys would be
Foolish enough
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To try anything here
At the rock
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00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,110
But we don't take no chances.
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Yes, sir, you got to get up
Pretty early in the morn...
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00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,250
Doc?
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00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,086
Tiny?
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00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,088
Guys?
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00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,925
Gomer!
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00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,371
Sarah!
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00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,807
Sarah, mayday, mayday.
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Come on, sarah.
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00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,456
Oh, uh, nothing, sarah.
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00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,492
No, no, I didn't say
Anything about "Payday."
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00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,201
Hi, andy.
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00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,943
How'd they get loose?
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00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,612
Uh, while I was
Conducting my
Shakedown and...
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00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,214
I told them
Not to leave.
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00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,382
It was their fault.
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00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,117
A clear case
Of disobedience
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00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,586
And it ought to go
Right on their records.
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00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,455
Barney, we can't
Have this.
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00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,591
It's a good thing
I was still out there.
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00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,359
They could have got
Clean away.
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00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:47,928
Well, it won't
Happen again
265
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,429
I promise you that.
266
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,932
You see that it don't.
267
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:11,051
So that's the way
It's going to be, huh?
268
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:15,923
All right, just for that,
No more mr. Nice guy.
269
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,081
What's going on?
270
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,486
You're not supposed
To touch this key!
271
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,588
Only authorized
Personnel.
272
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,590
Smart alecks.
273
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,200
There's gomer's gun.
274
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,271
Now, barney, I'm not
Going to have time
275
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,739
To go after the other two
276
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,275
If I have to keep
Catching these same two
277
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,943
Over and over again.
278
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,126
Andy:
Well, gentlemen,
This is it.
279
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,361
You know, sheriff,
Coming down here,
280
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,031
We got the idea that
If the mayberry jail
281
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,566
Looked like just another
Small-town lockup,
282
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,401
Those other two
Might be tempted
283
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,569
To come into town
284
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,504
To try and spring
Their buddies loose.
285
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,641
And your jail sure does look
Like an easy mark, sheriff...
286
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,009
No offense intended.
287
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,078
You mean, you want
To use our place
288
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,779
As kind of a...
Kind of a trap?
289
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,748
Well, we'd have
The edge on them
290
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,583
Between us
And your deputies.
291
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,186
You do have
Some help, don't you?
292
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,122
Well, now,
About that...
293
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,760
Well, what
Makes you think
The other two
294
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,628
Will try to
Bust their
Buddies loose?
295
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,397
Because it's their way.
296
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,532
See, they tried it
A couple of times before.
297
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,234
They really operate
Like a team.
298
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,170
Oh, well.
299
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,105
Well, let's
Give it a try.
300
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,523
[ door opens ]
301
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,458
See-- they're
Still there.
302
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,559
Good.
303
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,261
I told you
You didn't have
304
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,696
Nothing to
Worry about.
305
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,099
You know something,
I've been thinking.
306
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,666
We're wasting you
Down here.
307
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,236
Where we really need you
Is up on the roof.
308
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,771
On the roof?
Gomer's on the roof.
309
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,740
I know, but like
You say, he's green
310
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,575
And he could really
Learn a lot
311
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,577
With a trained man
Up there with him.
312
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:25,678
Well, I know...
313
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,515
And when I need you,
You be ready.
314
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,594
Yeah,
This ought to do.
315
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,296
Morley and I can cover
From here
316
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,365
If you'll take
The other side
Of the street.
317
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,366
Fine.
318
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,767
Everything set inside?
319
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,801
All set.
320
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,069
All right.
321
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,851
You sure the boys
Are in there, huh?
322
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,520
I walked by about
An hour ago--
They're there.
323
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,821
The joint's a pushover.
324
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,723
Just two rubes
Hanging around it.
325
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,824
Well, let's go.
326
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,126
Wait.
327
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,761
Let's case it.
328
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,596
All right.
329
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,467
[ light bulbs clinking ]
330
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,271
I think this finishes up
All the light bulbs.
331
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,307
Something's going on,
I can just smell it.
332
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,578
Oh, that's just wind
Blowing from the diner.
333
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,214
They got corned beef
And cabbage on tuesdays.
334
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:37,584
[ rattling ]
335
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,947
That's them!
336
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,282
That's who?
337
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,583
The other two crooks.
338
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,885
They're trying to
Bust out their buddies.
339
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,354
Shazam!
340
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,822
We better call
The police.
341
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,458
We ar the police,
You and me.
342
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,294
That's right,
We are, aren't we?
343
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,430
I'm going
To need my bullet.
344
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,400
This is our chance.
345
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,536
I'm going down
And take 'em.
346
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,903
You cover me.
347
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,777
You know, maybe we should
Spread out a little,
348
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,579
Move down to the corner
Down there.
349
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,580
Right.
350
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,681
Hold it
Right there!
351
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,949
All right,
Get them up.
352
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,585
Now, get your artillery
On the crate there.
353
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,320
Don't turn around.
354
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,658
March.
355
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,226
On the move.
356
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,206
Now, get in here.
357
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,542
Come on, come on.
358
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,844
Look, call
The sheriff.
359
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,246
He'll identify us.
360
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,481
Move!
361
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,515
Move.
362
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,716
Get your hands up.
363
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,386
Keep those hands up
And go on in there.
364
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,654
All right, sit down, you.
365
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,590
Barney:
You, back on the cot.
366
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:27,694
Go on, move, move.
367
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,463
[ cell door closes ]
368
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,932
He's got you, pete.
369
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,335
Doc: no sense trying to
Talk him out of it.
370
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,736
This bird is sharp.
371
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,272
Face it--
He's got us all.
372
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,040
Freeze, open
The door.
373
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,542
Huh?
374
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,810
Inside, you.
375
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:59,492
Well, deputy,
I hope you realize
What you've done.
376
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,461
Instead of
Capturing two more,
377
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,330
You've now lost
All four.
378
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,902
Hold it right there!
379
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:10,970
Gomer!
380
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,008
Run!
381
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,944
[ light bulbs popping ]
382
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,312
Machine gun!
They got a machine gun!
383
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,847
Don't shoot.
384
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,284
All right, hold your fire
Up there and come on down.
385
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,693
Well, I'll be.
386
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,707
What happened?
387
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,344
Great work, barn,
Your scheme worked.
388
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,112
Didn't even have
To fire a shot.
389
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,947
The light bulbs
Did the trick.
390
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,082
Light bulbs?
391
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,484
I'll explain
It later.
392
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,752
First we better notify
The state police.
393
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:00,820
Great work, barn.
394
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:18,137
Now, men, I hope this
Has taught you a lesson.
395
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:25,044
You old timers know this, so
This is for the new arrivals--
396
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:29,816
Here at the rock,
We have two basic rules...
397
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,490
See that?
398
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,094
That's good.
399
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,964
Ready? Mm!
400
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,065
[ door opens ]
401
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,099
Oh, hi, andy.
402
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,868
Whatcha doin'?
403
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:51,003
Oh, just keeping ourselves
Razor-sharp
404
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,773
So we'll be ready and fit
For the next emergency.
405
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,875
You want to show andy
What I showed you?
406
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,076
Yeah.
Okay.
407
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,077
Watch this,
Andy.
408
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,446
Go ahead.
409
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,880
Go!
410
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,960
If you don't know how to handle
One of these things,
411
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,995
You got no business
Carrying one!
412
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,065
[ gunshot ]
413
00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,684
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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