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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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[ engine sputtering ]
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[ sputtering continues ]
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[ bell ringing ]
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Wonderful sermon, pastor.
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Just wonderful.
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Thank you, sheriff.
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I don't believe
That my message
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Was reaching deputy fife,
However.
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You appeared
To be nodding.
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Oh, well, it's my fault
If barney was snoozing a little.
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See, I had him out
Till 4:00 this morning
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On a chicken stakeout.
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We got a tip
That buzz jenkins
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Has been lifting
A few fryers
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From al's poultry
Headquarters.
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Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
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Do you know buzz?
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That's where I'm having supper
This evening.
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Opie, you stop
Roughhousing
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In your sunday suit.
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Now, boys will
Be boys, you know.
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He thinks blue serge
Grows on trees.
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Opie, what
Are you doing?
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Same thing he does
Every time he wears that suit--
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He's pulling horsehairs
Out of the lapels.
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Opie, quit that!
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You want your suit
To get soft?
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Well, I got to run.
I'm due over at thelma lou's.
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Okay, barn.
We'll see you at supper.
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Can I see you,
Andy?
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Excuse us, pastor.
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Excuse us.
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Can you lend me
50 cents?
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I promised
Thelma lou
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I'd pick up
A sunday paper
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Then get her a couple
Of frozen sunny jim bars.
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Thanks.
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Good sabbath, pastor.
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Bless you, deputy.
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Well, we better
Go on, too.
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See you sunday,
Pastor.
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Good sabbath to you.
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Good sabbath.
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He's the best preacher
We ever had.
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Let's go, ope.
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In a minute, pa.
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Johnny paul and me
Are trading.
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He give me this penny
That was run over by a train
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For a horsehair.
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Leave them horsehairs be.
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What do you want
With them anyway?
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Johnny paul says if you put
A horsehair in stagnation water
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It will turn into a snake.
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No more trading
On sunday.
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Come on.
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All right, there you go.
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There you are, aunt bee.
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What you want
With a mashed penny?
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I'll fix it up,
Eventually buy something.
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Sheriff.
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Yes, sir?
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You a sheriff taylor,
Aren't you?
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Yes. Something
I can do for you?
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Well, I hope so.
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My name is tucker--
Malcolm tucker.
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My car broke down
About two miles out of town.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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I have
A business engagement
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In charlotte
In the morning.
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I have to get
That car fixed.
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I'll drop
The family off home,
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Then run you over to
Wally's filling station.
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Get right on in there.
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It's only fair
To warn you, though,
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The station
Just barely is open.
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Wally, the owner--
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He don't even
Show up on sunday.
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If it's open,
There'll be someone there.
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Depends on how
You look at it.
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Gomer pyle's
In charge.
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Good. He'll fix it.
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I wouldn't
Count on it.
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Well, now, here's what you do.
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You drive the car
Up here to the pump
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And I'll fill her up with gas.
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I told you,
I've got plenty of gas.
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Could be your gauge.
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Sometimes she'll tell you "F"
When you really
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Got yourself a "E."
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"E" means it's empty,
"F" means it's full.
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I know what it means.
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Gomer, if mr. Tucker
Says he's got gas
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Why, he's got gas.
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Now, look,
All I want you to do
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Is come with me
And look at my motor.
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I'd be happy
To look at your motor.
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I'm sure
It's a sight to behold.
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But I don't know nothing...
Gomer can't help you,
Mr. Tucker.
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He's not a mechanic.
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Wally's the man
You're gonna have to see.
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That wally--
When it comes to motors,
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He's sure got a green thumb.
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Then let's
Find wally.
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Not on sunday.
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What?
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Why don't you
Just figure
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On stayin' over,
Mr. Tucker?
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It's nigh impossible
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To get anything done
Here on sunday.
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I told you, I can't stay.
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My business is urgent.
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Now, please,
Take me to wally.
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It won't do you
Any good.
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We'll see about that.
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I'll see you, gomer.
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Lots of luck to you and yours.
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Why do they leave
A boy like that in charge?
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It's just
A part-time job.
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He's saving up money
For college.
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He's studying
To be a doctor.
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Howdy, wally.
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Andy.
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Wally, this here
Is mr. Tucker.
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Watch your foot.
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I'm going to rock forward.
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Mr. Tucker's car
Broke down.
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He needs some
Mechanical work.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Where's your car now?
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About two miles
Out of town
On highway 43.
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What did she sound like
Before she stopped on you?
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Well, it choked up.
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It seemed to me like
It wasn't getting any gas.
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He's got gas
In the tank, though.
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Lots of gas.
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Did it sound
Something like this?
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First, it ran smooth,
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Then it kind of
Chh-chh-chh-chh!
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Then it ran
Smooth again.
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Then another
Chh-chh-chh-chh!
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Then whoosh-chrr-ptt-ptt!
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Then she dies?
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Yes, that's it.
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Uh-huh, you've got yourself
A clogged fuel line.
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How did you know that?
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From the sound.
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You'll fix it
For me, then?
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Be happy to.
Fine, fine.
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Just an hour's work.
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We'll tow her in tomorrow
Morning, get right on it.
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Did you see
Moon mullins yet?
Yeah, at breakfast.
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Now, don't tell me.
Let me find it.
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Tomorrow morning?!
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I've got to get
That car fixed now!
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Today! This minute!
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I've got to be
In charlotte.
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Can't you
Understand that?
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I couldn't do it.
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We're closed on sunday.
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You refuse
To help me, then?
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If it was an emergency...
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It is an emergency!
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Mr. Tucker, if...
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Now, we know
It's the fuel line,
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And your boss says
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It's a comparatively
Simple repair.
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He's a wonderful man.
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He can take a motor apart
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And put it together
Right 'fore your eyes.
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Seen him do it once.
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I said, "Hey,
You took that motor apart
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And put it together
Right 'fore my eyes."
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You know what he said?
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Said, "Could do it again
If you wanted to."
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He would, except
It was gettin' dark.
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Now, think.
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Somebody, besides wally,
Can fix my car.
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Now, who?
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Who?
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Who?
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My cousin goober, that's who.
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He knows about motors?
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He hopped up an old v-8 engine
And put it on his rowboat.
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That thing will do 80.
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That's fast on water.
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What's his number?
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Three-seven-one-j.
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I'll phone him.
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He ain't home.
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Where is he?
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On sunday,
He's always out on his boat.
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Hey! Hey, come back here!
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Hello, sarah?
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Get me sheriff taylor, quick!
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By rights, I ought
To arrest you
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For stealing
That truck.
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But I won't
Because I realize
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You got a problem.
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You probably just
Wasn't thinkin'.
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Here's the keys,
Gomer.
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Thanks, andy.
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I'll keep them
In my pocket
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From here on in.
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Now, mr. Tucker,
Why don't you
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Just come on home
With me
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'fore you get in
Any more trouble?
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I'm willing
To forget it this time
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But next time
I might not be so willing.
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I am entitled to make
One phone call
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Under the law,
Am I not?
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You're not under arrest.
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You can make all
The phone calls you want.
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It won't do you
Any good, though.
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The mendelbright sisters
Visit by phone
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Every sunday afternoon.
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Everybody knows
About maude and cora,
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And they let them
Use the phone
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For a good
Three or four hours.
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Oh, for pete's sake.
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Maude lives here
And cora lives in mount pilot.
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They're in their 80s.
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It's kind of hard
For them to get about.
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Now, come on home
With me, mr. Tucker.
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No mechanics,
One gas station open,
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People allowed to use
The phone all day long...
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I've been in towns in my time,
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But this beats them all.
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So first,
My right foot started tingling
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And then my left foot
Began tingling.
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Oh, I've had that.
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You know what it is?
No.
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Would you like to know?
If you'd like to tell me.
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Your foot's asleep.
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Oh, I declare.
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That's what I said.
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I told you.
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This is ridiculous.
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Wasting valuable time
On drivel.
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Talking about people's
Feet falling asleep.
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It's probably maude.
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Cora, too.
I wonder what causes that?
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I don't know.
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I have that
Every now and then.
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Maybe I ought
To go see their doctor.
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Aunt bee:
Supper's ready, boys!
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Opie! Supper!
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Come on, sit down
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And have something,
Mr. Tucker.
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I am not hungry, thank you.
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I know for a fact
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00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,395
You ain't eat
A bite all day.
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00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,732
I am not hungry,
Thank you.
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You're the doctor.
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Aren't you going to eat
Anything, mr. Tucker?
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00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,170
No. No, thank you.
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00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,706
Chicken leg,
Mr. Tucker?
261
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,007
No, thank you.
262
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:17,477
How about some nice,
Clear chicken broth?
263
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,112
Thank you, no.
264
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,117
You mean the daughter
Who went north to college?
265
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,452
No, no, no, maude.
266
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,887
She went west.
267
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,089
The one with her father's nose.
268
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,858
Oh, of course. Moosey.
269
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,059
What about her?
270
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,094
Her feet fell asleep, too.
271
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,196
Outrageous!
Sheer idiocy!
272
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:39,266
I can't believe this
Is happening to me!
273
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,402
A public utility
Being tied up like this!
274
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,438
You people are living
In another world!
275
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,140
Easy, mr. Tucker.
276
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,042
This is the 20th century.
277
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,878
Don't you realize that?
278
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:54,514
The whole world is living
In a desperate space age.
279
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,750
Men are orbiting the earth.
280
00:11:56,784 --> 00:12:00,020
International television
Has been developed.
281
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,090
And here, a whole town
Is standing still
282
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,359
Because two old women's feet
Fall asleep!
283
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:10,497
I wonder
What causes that.
284
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,265
Oh!
285
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,170
And the doctor says
My feet fall asleep
286
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:20,107
Because my high-button shoes
Are too tight.
287
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,508
What doctor is that?
288
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,844
The one
Who fixed my teeth.
289
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,478
He certainly should know.
290
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,081
Ladies, ladies,
Excuse me a moment.
291
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,017
Who's that, cora?
292
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,484
I don't know.
293
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,420
I think someone's listening.
294
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,222
No, wait, ladies, please.
295
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,289
Just a moment.
296
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,324
Hello, hello.
297
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,359
Both: hello.
Hello?
298
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,361
Who is this?
299
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,462
Hello.
300
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:46,066
Ladies, just listen a moment.
301
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,236
My name is malcolm tucker.
302
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,204
Who?
303
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,940
Malcolm tucker.
304
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,175
Of the buffalo tuckers?
305
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,410
No. I'm from charlotte.
306
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,379
Tucker enterprises.
307
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,948
And I have...
308
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,250
I knew charlotte tucker.
309
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,820
She married that man
Who fell down a lot.
310
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:11,324
She married that lens grinding
Man from hutchinson, kansas.
311
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,461
[ humming tune ]
312
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:31,178
* no place is so dear
To my childhood *
313
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:37,985
* as the little brown church
In the vale *
314
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:44,958
* there's a church in the valley
By the wildwood *
315
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:51,564
* the loveliest spot
In the vale *
316
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:58,271
* no place is so dear
To my childhood *
317
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:05,112
* as the little brown church
In the vale *
318
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:09,983
* oh, come, come, come, come
319
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:15,522
* come to the church
In the wildwood *
320
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:21,628
* oh, come to the church
In the vale *
321
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:28,435
* no place is so dear
To my childhood *
322
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:35,475
* as the little brown church
In the vale *
323
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:39,146
[ humming tune ]
324
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:54,261
* no place is so dear
To my childhood *
325
00:14:54,294 --> 00:15:01,068
* as the little brown church
In the vale *
326
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:04,471
[ humming continues ]
327
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:13,213
Gomer:
Hey, mr. Tucker.
328
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,247
Yes, boy?
What is it?
329
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,415
Well...
330
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,483
Easy, gomer.
Get some breath.
331
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,584
My cousin goober's
Back
332
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,452
And he's going
To fix your car.
333
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,554
We already towed it
Into the filling station.
334
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,556
Good. Now we're
Getting someplace.
335
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,325
You tell him
To hurry it up.
336
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,393
Sure will.
337
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:35,635
Now gomer's got you
All keyed up again.
338
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,404
I'm not keyed up.
339
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,186
You know what I think
I'm going to do?
340
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,454
What?
341
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,656
I'm going to go home,
Have me a little nap,
342
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,625
Then go over
To thelma lou's
343
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,293
And watch
A little tv.
344
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,328
Mm-hmm.
345
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:08,701
Yeah, I believe
That's what I'll do.
346
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,303
Go home...
347
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,139
Have a nap...
348
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:16,309
Then over
To thelma lou's for tv.
349
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,344
Hmm.
350
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,183
Yep, that's
The plan.
351
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,485
Right home...
352
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,154
A little nap...
353
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,557
For the love of mike,
Do it! Do it!
354
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,758
Just do it!
355
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,360
Go take a nap!
356
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,163
Go to thelma lou's
For tv!
357
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,364
Just do it!
358
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,166
What's the hurry?
359
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,434
I'll see you,
And.
360
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,444
[ humming tune ]
361
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,813
Mr. Tucker.
362
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,084
Did you ever try
To peel an apple
363
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,419
Without breaking
The peeling?
364
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,520
No.
365
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,524
Mr. Tucker.
366
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,126
My car ready?
367
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,460
No.
368
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,529
Goober thinks you need
A new set of spark plugs.
369
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,730
Well, change them.
370
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,299
They're $1.15 apiece.
371
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,266
Fine. Fine.
372
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,734
She's an eight-cylinder.
373
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,169
She'll take eight.
374
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,170
Go do it.
375
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,571
One for each cylinder?
376
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,207
Go, boy, go. Do it.
377
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,574
We have your permission?
378
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,176
Yes. Yes.
379
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,578
Didn't want you to say
We'd overcharged you.
380
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,080
Go do it.
381
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,415
Right.
382
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,519
Goober says,
"Hey," andy.
383
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,786
Hey to goober.
384
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,293
[ humming tune ]
385
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,135
Lookit there.
386
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,205
Congratulations.
387
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:06,753
There she is.
388
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,421
Runs smooth as silk.
389
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,522
Fine. Fine.
390
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,492
Now, what do I owe
You and goober?
391
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,127
Ah, it's no charge.
392
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,396
What?
What about the spark plugs?
393
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,265
You didn't need new ones
After all,
394
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,267
So we just blowed out
The fuel lines.
395
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,434
She runs good as new.
396
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,170
That's mighty nice
Of you boys.
397
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,804
Tucker:
Well, I don't understand.
398
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,539
Goober deemed it
A real honor
399
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,475
To get under
That fine a machine.
400
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,642
This is ridiculous.
401
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:30,710
You worked hard.
402
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,845
Oh, we was glad to do it.
403
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,548
We did take one liberty though.
404
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,184
Oh?
405
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:40,587
I took goober's picture
By your car with the hood up.
406
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,356
It's kind of a way to remember.
407
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,791
Now look, gomer,
408
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,495
I insist you take this
For your trouble.
409
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,762
It wasn't no trouble.
410
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,863
Take it.
411
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,265
It wasn't no trouble.
412
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,434
'sides, we kept you waiting
Around here
413
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,169
Longer than you wanted to stay.
414
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,270
So have a nice trip
415
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,372
And lots of luck
To you and yours.
416
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,810
Andy, would you
Give me a hand?
417
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,413
Andy:
Mr. Tucker's car
Is ready, aunt bee.
418
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,514
He's leaving.
419
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,681
Oh.
420
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,749
Oh, what a shame.
421
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,818
We were going
To have ice cream.
422
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,186
Sounds wonderful.
423
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,422
But I really do
Have to be going.
424
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,324
Thank you
For everything.
425
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,958
No, wait,
Just a minute.
426
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,228
Now, don't go
Just yet.
427
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,466
Just 'cause you lost
A little time,
428
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,235
Don't go trying
To make it up.
429
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,869
Ain't no use
Breaking your neck.
430
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,239
Don't go doing that
With your neck there.
431
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,474
I'll watch it, sheriff.
432
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,843
Hey, mr. Tucker,
You aren't going
To leave, are you?
433
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:37,877
I have to, son.
434
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,679
Ah, rats.
If you were staying
435
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,714
I was gonna get to sleep
On the ironing board
436
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:42,882
Between two chairs.
437
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,417
Sounds terrible.
438
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,452
No, it ain't.
439
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,819
That's adventure sleeping.
440
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,255
[ laughs ]
441
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,523
Aunt bee:
Mr. Tucker.
442
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,691
Don't go just yet.
443
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,692
There you are.
444
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,261
Oh, thank you.
445
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,763
Now, there's two chicken legs
And a piece of cake.
446
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:57,997
They're homemade.
447
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,667
They're better
Than you'll get on the road.
448
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,668
I couldn't...
449
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,303
Take them,
Mr. Tucker.
450
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,372
Here you are,
Mr. Tucker.
451
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,709
What's this?
452
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,811
It will protect you
In your traveling.
453
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,913
It's a penny that was
Run over by a train.
454
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:14,947
It's lucky.
455
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,852
Thank you, son.
456
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,627
The best to you.
457
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,795
And if you're ever by
This way again
458
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:29,862
Be sure and stop by.
459
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:30,963
Hope you got more time, though.
460
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,265
We don't like to see folks
461
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,700
Hurrying through
Like this.
462
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:45,912
Is something wrong?
463
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,314
Hmm?
464
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:52,319
No, no. I better be on my way.
465
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,788
[ engine turns over ]
466
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,908
Listen to that motor.
467
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:16,976
Slick, ain't she?
468
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,978
Sounds like
It's falling apart.
469
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:19,979
Huh?
470
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,013
You and goober
Did fine
471
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,982
To get
That motor started.
472
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:26,018
But there is definitely
Something wrong in there.
473
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,820
Don't you hear it, sheriff?
474
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:28,988
Listen.
475
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,090
Sounds strange.
476
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:35,795
Don't you think maybe
I should wait until morning
477
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,830
And let wally
Look at it?
478
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,333
Gomer:
She's smooth as silk.
479
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,370
No, wait, wait a minute.
480
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,804
Yeah, I hear it.
481
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,806
There is something
Wrong in there.
482
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,542
You know, I wouldn't trust her
For the highway.
483
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,711
It will be getting dark
After a while.
484
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,714
You better stay over
And let wally take a look at it.
485
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:57,350
Opie, show mr. Tucker
Where he can bed down.
486
00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:00,487
Oh, I get to sleep
On the ironing board.
487
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,823
There ain't nothing wrong
With this car.
488
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,358
Oh, he's right,
Gomer.
489
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:06,659
There's something wrong.
490
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:07,860
I don't understand it.
491
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,396
Sure don't understand it.
492
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:10,997
Of course,
I don't fix them.
493
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,399
I just put in the gas.
494
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,600
I'll see you, sheriff.
495
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,034
I'll see you, gomer.
496
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:18,871
Oh, gomer.
497
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:19,906
Yeah?
498
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,575
Lots of luck
To you and yours.
499
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:32,619
* go tell aunt rhody
500
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,988
* go tell aunt rhody
501
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:39,459
* go tell aunt rhody
502
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:43,530
* the old gray goose is dead
503
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,798
[ insects chirping ]
504
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,745
[ sighs ]
505
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:10,523
You know what'd
Be a good idea?
506
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:11,958
What?
507
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:15,495
We all went uptown
And got us a bottle of pop.
508
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,999
Yeah,
That's a good idea.
509
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:23,169
We all went uptown
And got a bottle of pop.
510
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:30,810
You think mr. Tucker
Would like to go?
511
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:34,881
Why don't we ask him
512
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,417
If he'd like to go uptown
And get a bottle of pop?
513
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,889
Mr. Tucker?
514
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,668
Then let's
Me and you go.
515
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:56,836
Where?
516
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,071
Uptown and get
A bottle of pop.
517
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,563
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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