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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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The cows was all here
An hour ago
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And I had to go down
And fix the separator.
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When I got back,
One of them had been taken.
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Sure she couldn't
Have just wandered off?
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No, sir. I keep
A tight gate.
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Furthermore, I checked
On the upper pasture.
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No, sir. She's been
Stole, I tell you
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Same as lady huff's
Cow was stole.
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Now, I want to
Know what you're
Gonna do about it.
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Well, we'll do all we can.
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We promise you that.
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[ chuckles ]
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I can't get milk
Out of promises.
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Hey, keep away
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From that gate.
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I just put
My big bull in there
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Since the police ain't
Giving me no protection
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Maybe he can.
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Here comes the mayor.
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[ car door slamming ]
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Now, what's going
On around here?
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Hello, tate.
How's cornelia?
Oh, fine.
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Not a clue.
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Not a single
Blessed clue.
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Yeah, that's about
What I figured.
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Ain't nothin' much here
Except their footprints.
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Footprints?
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Yeah.
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About all we got
To go on now.
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Shocking, shocking, shocking,
That's what it is.
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Two cows
Have been stolen, sheriff.
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Something has got
To be done about all this.
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I expect
You're right, mayor.
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These people deserve
Proper protection
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And my administration
Is gonna see to it
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That they get it.
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Mayor, I told fletch
We'd do all we could.
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Well, now, that doesn't
Seem to be enough.
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What'd I'd better do
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Is phone down
To the capitol
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Have them send up
A real professional.
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Yes, sir, tate.
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By jolly, I'm going
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To see to it personally
That you get results.
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I'll have a man
Here in 24 hours
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A man who really
Knows something
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About solving crimes.
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No offense, sheriff.
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It just has
To be done.
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Yeah, and listen, edgar,
I'd appreciate it
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If you'd print
The descriptions
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Of them missing cows
In the paper, too.
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Right. Bye.
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Well?
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The mayor say when
That fella'd be coming by?
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No. Sometime this
Morning's all I know.
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All right, I'll say it again--
I don't like it.
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Now, the mayor
Has got no call
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To supersede
Your authority like that.
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We can handle this case
Without any old nosy parker
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Coming up here
From the state capital.
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Yeah.
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Andy, you don't seem to realize
How serious this is.
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Now, we got to prove to them
That we can handle things
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Or they'll be sending outsiders
To meddle in
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Every time we turn around.
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Barney, maybe this fella
Can be of some help.
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No, not likely.
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He's just an interloper.
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All he'll be doin'
Is interlopin'.
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Now, we got to make it clear
To him that he don't belong.
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We got to stand together
And turn on the big freeze.
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Well, that's not very friendly.
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Well...
Nothing personal.
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Just being
Realistic.
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Boy, it's a good thing
You got me around
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You know that?
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You'd let these fellas
Just walk all over you.
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No, sir,
I say we freeze 'em out.
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Is luke jenson back?
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Huh? No.
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He's still
In asheville county jail. Why?
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That looks like
His dog
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Over there
At ernie walker's trash can.
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Yeah. There
Comes luke.
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That old hermit back in town?
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Yeah.
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The bad penny's back.
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Want me
To pick him up?
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No, no, no. I don't --
I don't mean to hound him.
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I'll just go over
And say hello though.
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Fellow like luke,
It's a good thing
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To let him
Rest his eyes
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On a sheriff's badge
Every now and then.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Well...
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Andy?
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Hmm?
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If that interloper shows up
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You know what he's
Gonna get from me?
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What?
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Big freeze.
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[ door opens ]
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Good morning, luke.
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Sure have got a lot of nice
Things on sale, ain't they?
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Prices marked
Real plain on everything.
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You noticed that.
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Figurin' on buyin'
A fryin' pan?
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I ain't got
No money.
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Ain't no harm
In looking'.
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No, no.
No harm in looking
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But I wouldn't take
That "Serve yourself" sign
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Too seriously.
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See you, luke.
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Did you hear that, mack?
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You heard what he said, huh?
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Did you hear what he said?
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"Prices marked real plain
On everything," he said.
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Huh.
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Well, he knows that
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Poor ol' luke
Don't have no money.
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Yes.
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Everybody knows
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Poor ol' luke
Don't have no money.
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Everybody.
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Everybody, except you and me.
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[ chuckling ]
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Yeah.
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Yes, sir.
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That's him.
It's gotta be.
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Big, black car,
Capital city license.
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Let's make out
Like we're not here.
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Barney!
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All right, but let's
Not bend an inch.
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Let's show him
He's got the both of us
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To stand against.
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Let's just give him
The big freeze.
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[ door opens ]
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Howdy.
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Good morning.
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I'm, uh, william upchurch of the
Special investigation section.
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You must be
Sheriff taylor.
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Uh, no. This here
Is sheriff taylor.
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I'm deputy fife.
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Oh, uh, sorry.
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I just assumed,
What with the sidearm
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And the tie and all,
That you must be the sheriff.
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Oh, well, that's
All right.
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It's a logical mistake.
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Glad to meet you,
Mr. Upchurch.
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Nice of you to come down
On such short notice.
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Oh, it's just
Part of the job.
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Fife, did you say?
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Uh, wasn't it you
Who made that special report
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About safety procedures
On country roads?
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Yeah, that was me.
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And you had a
Little jingle, too.
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"Walk on the left
Side after dark
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Or you'll wind up
Playin' the harp."
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Very effective.
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Well, I just injected
A note of humor.
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It must be
Gratifying
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To have an alert
Number-two man.
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Oh, it is.
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It really is...
Gratifying.
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Sit down, won't you?
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Yeah. Let me get you a cushion.
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Here. Sit right down.
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We've got some fresh coffee,
If you'd like some.
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Uh, no, thank you.
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Uh, about the case,
Mr. Upchurch,
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We're doin' all we can.
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Of course, if you've got
Any suggestions
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We'd be glad to listen.
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In a business like this,
I always say
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The more cooperation
You can get, the better.
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That's gratifying
To hear, mr. Fife.
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Oh... Barney.
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Barney. I do appreciate
Your friendly attitude.
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I sometimes find the local
Sheriff's department
A bit resentful.
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They regard me
As an outsider.
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No.
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Oh, yes.
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You mean like an interloper?
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Exactly.
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They do?
They do.
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Well, now, getting
Down to the case...
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Yeah, the case.
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...I have only the
Sketchiest details.
That's all right.
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But as I
Understand it
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There's been some
Cattle thieving.
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That's right.
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I suppose
The first step
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Would be a visit
To the premises.
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Yeah. It would.
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Well, fine.
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Let's just go right on out
To the premises.
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Right on out to 'em.
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I'll get the car.
It's right outside.
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I'll hope
You'll excuse the fact
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That it ain't
Been washed
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But I've just
Been so busy.
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I understand.
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I suppose we'd better
Pick up the mayor, too
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Since he's the one
Who requested me.
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Fine, fine.
The more the merrier.
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Barn, listen, remember--
Me and you-- the big freeze.
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Let's hold it
Right here.
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Now, you will notice
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That over there
Is a fence
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And in the fence
Is a gate.
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Now, for all
Apparent indications
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The missing animal
Was removed
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From the
Aforementioned premises
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By means of utilization
Of the gate
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Which is in the fence.
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That sounds like a
Reasonable hypothesis
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Of the modus operandi.
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Uh, yeah. That's
Another way to put it.
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I will now
Demonstrate
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How easily
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The gate can be opened
By unauthorized personnel.
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Fife, we all know
How a gate opens.
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The main thing now
Is to get those cows
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Back to the good people
And loyal supporters
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Who own them.
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Mayor, the descriptions
Is in the paper
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And folks will be
On the lookout
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If anybody tries
To sell one of 'em.
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Uh... Aren't those
Uh, footprints over there?
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Well, yes. Yes.
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Those are
Footprints.
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I presume you made
A moulage, sheriff.
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You know what
A moulage is, don't you?
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A plaster cast
Of the prints.
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No. It didn't seem
Like it'd be much help.
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Oh, it could be
Very valuable.
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Gate opens
Easy enough
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But we'd best
Keep it closed.
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We got a bull
In there.
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The sheriff tells me
You decided
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Not to make a moulage.
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A moulage?
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Yeah, that's right.
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We decided not
To make a moulage.
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Oh, we told
A few people
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But we decided it
Didn't make sense
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Upsetting folks
Running around
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Blabbing, making a
Big moulage out of it.
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Uh, barney, he means
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A plaster cast
Of the prints.
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That kind
Of a moulage.
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Well, it doesn't make
Any difference.
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The ground's all been
Trampled on now.
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You got any leads, sheriff?
260
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,113
Uh, no,
Nothing definite.
261
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,949
What do you think,
Mr. Upchurch?
262
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:19,753
This is definitely
The work of a gang.
263
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,790
There are three separate sets
Of footprints here.
264
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,659
It couldn't be the work
Of just one man.
265
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:26,660
A gang, heh?
266
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:27,795
Three men.
267
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:31,398
Well, now we're
Getting someplace.
268
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,433
Good work,
Upchurch.
269
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,769
Oh, just
A basic observation.
270
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,104
Well, come on,
Sheriff.
271
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,205
Let's get busy.
272
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,240
Let's go find
Those three fellas.
273
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:55,088
[ hinges creaking ]
274
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,199
All right, little lady.
275
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,769
There don't seem to be
On one around.
276
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,203
[ laughing ]
277
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:14,041
What say you come take
A nice walk with old luke, huh?
278
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,144
Well, now, step pretty,
Little lady, step pretty.
279
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,346
Come on. Come on.
280
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,314
Step pretty.
281
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,352
I think that can use
Just a touch more plaster.
282
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,988
I always like
To make my moulages
283
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,389
A bit on the solid side.
284
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,793
I like to use a little
Egg white in mine--
285
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,829
Makes them moister
And fluffier.
286
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,163
Andy, this is no joke.
287
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,132
If we'd have
Done this sooner
288
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,934
We'd have had this case
Wrapped up by now.
289
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,468
I hope it helps, barn.
I really do.
290
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,170
Oh, it will.
291
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,339
That mr. Upchurch is a real pro.
He's just smart as a whip.
292
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,341
You know, this is the kind
Of modern crime-busting
293
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,778
I've been trying to tell you
We should have been doing.
294
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,113
All ready here.
295
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,015
Excuse me, andy.
It's moulage time.
296
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:34,287
Yes. These tell their
Little story, all right.
297
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,156
Like see here.
298
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,159
Now, this fella is
Probably the leader...
299
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,193
Uh-huh.
300
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:43,196
Because this fella
Always walks
301
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,232
Directly behind him.
302
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,035
Yeah. Sort of like
Hero worship.
303
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,169
That's right.
304
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,038
Pretty smart outfit.
305
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,273
Don't seem
So smart to me.
306
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,208
Look at old number two there.
307
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,244
Instead of
Following his leader
308
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,545
He walked
Right through
309
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,512
That mud hole.
310
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,881
Yeah, he did.
311
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,383
Well, it, uh... Doesn't
Mean a thing.
312
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,118
Remember, it was night.
313
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,587
It's hard to see puddles
In the dark.
314
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,990
That's right, andy.
315
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,125
You could have figured that out.
316
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:16,563
My moulage
Ain't too thick, is it?
317
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,899
No. It's just right.
318
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,334
Well, this will set
Up fast, and then
319
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,504
We'll take the casts in
For extended data analysis.
320
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,573
Yeah, I was just gonna
Suggest that myself.
321
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:27,975
Let me pour.
322
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,485
A-ha. There.
323
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,621
I've measured the depth
Of each of these footprints
324
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,124
And that gives us
An idea of the weight
325
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,860
Of each man who made
Each particular print.
326
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,229
That's very good.
327
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,531
You see, mayor,
The heavier the man is,
328
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,903
The deeper his feet sink
Into the ground.
329
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,038
Oh, really?
330
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:03,110
Leastways, that's the way
Me and upchurch see it.
331
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:07,014
Our measurements indicate
That one man, abel
332
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,250
Is of average weight,
Or perhaps slightly less
333
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,020
While the two others
Whom we've designated
334
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,023
As baker and charlie
Are heavier.
335
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,891
Much heavier.
336
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,293
Exact weights
Are difficult to ascertain
337
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,162
But a seasoned guess
338
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:26,900
Would put them
In excess of 250 pounds.
339
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,101
Oh?
340
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,137
You see, mayor,
I don't think
341
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,572
You're getting
The overall picture.
342
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,909
Now, abel there
Is a small man
343
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,011
Whereas baker
And charlie...
344
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:44,451
Fife, don't explain it to me.
345
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,389
Well, I declare,
Upchurch
346
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,591
This is really
Something.
347
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,660
Did you
Hear that,
Sheriff?
348
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,197
Sheriff!
349
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,232
Um, yeah, I heard.
350
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,001
That makes good sense.
351
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,702
Then why aren't you over here,
Paying attention?
352
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,071
I was listening.
353
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,139
I was just looking
Out the window.
354
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,976
Sheriff, will you please
355
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,543
Stop gumping out
That window
356
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,711
And get on the ball?
357
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,480
Now at last
We've got a lead
358
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,048
On those three crooks--
359
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,017
Two big ones
And one littler.
360
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,152
Now I want
This crime wave stopped.
361
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:22,589
I want constant patrols
On every place that keeps cows.
362
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,258
By jolly, I want those
Three men brought in.
363
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,027
Mr. Mayor,
We'll bring them in, all right,
364
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,996
Now that we've got
A make on them.
365
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:29,997
Right, and?
366
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,198
Right.
367
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,400
Well, let's
Get to it.
368
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,725
Sarah, get me tate fletcher.
369
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,662
Well, I don't know, sheriff.
370
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:06,366
This sounds like a lot
Of durn awful foolishness to me.
371
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,101
Well, it could be, fletch
372
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,470
But then again, it might
Just end this cow stealing.
373
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,671
[ scoffs ]
374
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,540
How long do I have
To stay here?
375
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,375
Just be patient now, fletch.
376
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,678
Old luke, he comes by here
Every day about this time.
377
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,680
I'd like to get on
Back to the farm.
378
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,549
I've got a...
Shh, shh.
379
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,085
[ loudly ]:
Yeah, that's
A nice cow
380
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,519
You got there,
Fletch.
381
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,520
You take care.
382
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,422
Don't let anybody
Steal her.
383
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,224
Better keep her
Fastened up
384
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,425
In your corral.
385
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,361
You got any leads
On the cow thieves?
386
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,728
No, nothing definite,
But we know
387
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,064
There's three
Of them.
388
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,765
Two of them's
Pretty good-size men.
389
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,567
So if anybody of
That description
390
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,634
Comes by your place
391
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,103
You let me know.
392
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,505
Chances are, I'll be
Working real late
393
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,107
At the office tonight
394
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,742
So you can get a call
Through to me here.
395
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,778
I'll see you, fletch.
396
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,153
You hear that, mack?
397
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,688
[ grunts ]
398
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:09,429
Some bad fellas
Been stealing cows.
399
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,431
You know anything about that,
Do you?
400
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,732
Huh?
401
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:17,070
Seems, uh, three fellas
Been doing it,
402
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,672
Two of them pretty good size.
403
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,575
[ laughs ]
404
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,776
Yes.
405
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,212
Three fellas.
406
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,314
[ laughs ]
407
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,348
Mack...
408
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,183
Mack...
409
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:34,121
The sheriff is gonna be in
His office extra late tonight.
410
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,855
Yeah.
411
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,690
This might be just the night
412
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,360
For those three fellas
To take another walk.
413
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,061
[ laughs ]
414
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,633
I still don't think much
Of the idea.
415
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,402
Well, time
Will tell, fletch.
416
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,372
Better get away
From that window.
417
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,708
[ knocking ]
418
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,513
Come right on in.
419
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,781
Hello, mayor.
420
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,416
Sheriff,
What is all this?
421
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,153
Why have you pulled
These men in off patrol?
422
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,221
Thought I might need
A little help
423
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,456
To catch a cow thief.
424
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,723
The cow thieves?
Here?
425
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,359
Chances look
Pretty good.
426
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,261
Well, I'd be
Proud to know
427
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,696
How you figured
That out, sheriff.
428
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,865
I thought you might, mayor.
429
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,301
This here's the way
430
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,570
The prints line up,
Ain't it?
431
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,505
Yes, uh...
Approximately.
432
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,639
Mm-hmm.
433
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,141
There seems to be
434
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,109
One set of prints missing.
435
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,514
I don't get you, andy.
436
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,582
They're
All here--
437
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,916
Abel, baker
And charlie.
438
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,786
Where's the prints
Made by the cow?
439
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,857
The cow?
440
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,860
The cow?
441
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,462
Yeah.
442
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:53,300
Then again,
Maybe the cow's prints are here.
443
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,867
Now, these
Two fellas here--
444
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,537
They always seem
To follow this fella.
445
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,373
That right there
Might suggest something.
446
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,774
What?
447
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:06,846
Well, these prints
Could be made by three men.
448
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:11,884
Then again, they could be
Made by a man and a cow.
449
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,920
A cow?!
450
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,557
Shoes on a cow?
451
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,260
That would seem
To explain everything
452
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,730
And that man
Just could be luke jenson.
453
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,735
Sheriff taylor,
Did you call these men
454
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,337
Away from their duty
455
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,240
Just to give them
That harebrained idea?
456
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,743
I figured they'd need
Some help.
457
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,212
Luke knows fletch
Has got a prize cow out there
458
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,913
And I figured
He'll come by tonight
459
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,415
To help hisself to it.
460
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,451
Then why aren't you out there
Waiting for him?
461
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,718
He's too smart for that.
462
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,787
Luke or his dog
Would spot us for sure.
463
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,656
We've got to get him
With the evidence
464
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,558
So I figured we'd wait in here
And let him turn hisself in.
465
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,992
You see --
466
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,994
Sheriff, I am
A patient man
467
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,629
But I've
Heard enough.
468
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,398
I have heard enough.
469
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,699
I am not going to permit
470
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,568
The entire law force
Of mayberry
471
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,536
To set around
In somebody's parlor
472
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,937
On some impossible theory
473
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,940
While those crooks could be
Cleaning out every farm
474
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,509
In the county.
475
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,344
Come on, men.
476
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,652
You coming?
477
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,289
No. I'm going to stay here.
478
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,592
Deputy fife...
479
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,932
[ door closes ]
480
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,968
Well, sheriff,
I, uh...
481
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,639
I'll go make us
A pot of coffee.
482
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,486
[ door opening ]
483
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:57,990
Well?
484
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,036
I-I just, uh...
485
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:13,573
Thought I'd, uh...
Wait with you a spell.
486
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:19,045
Well, I appreciate that,
Barn, but...
487
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,514
Mayor could be right.
488
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:25,785
Could be a kind
Of a harebrained idea.
489
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,555
Well, I'll take my chances.
490
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:32,559
I was almost out
To the car, and...
491
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,894
I got to remembering...
492
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,897
Another time
A few years back when...
493
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,666
Another mayor of our town
494
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,101
Accused you of having
A harebrained idea.
495
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,437
Remember that?
496
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:48,541
That was when
You had the idea...
497
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:51,911
Of making me your deputy.
498
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:01,554
Well, we'd better get these...
These things off the floor.
499
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:03,856
Luke:
No! Get away!
500
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,526
Fletcher:
It's him, sheriff!
Come on!
501
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,560
Come on, barn!
502
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,095
Yeah. Andy, wait!
503
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,563
I've got to get my...
504
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,632
Wait a minute. Hold it!
505
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,034
I've got to... Get my bullet.
506
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,707
Luke:
No! Get away!
507
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,516
What's going on?
508
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,817
What's
The trouble?
509
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,018
He's caught him.
510
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,520
I reckon
That's all
511
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,854
The proof
We'll need.
512
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,122
Well, I declare.
513
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,791
Is it possible?
514
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,660
Then he was out there,
Stealing a cow.
515
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,961
Not exactly a cow.
516
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,063
You're looking
At what happens
517
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,732
When a nearsighted man
518
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:48,668
Tries to put shoes
On a ornery old bull.
519
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,080
Boy, when aunt bee
Cleans out an attic,
520
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,650
She really cleans out
An attic, don't she?
521
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:04,784
[ both grunt ]
522
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,653
This stuff -- mnh.
523
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,455
Pa?
Yeah, what?
524
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,856
What's this?
525
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,424
Oh, that's
An old umbrella stand
526
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,792
Made out of
An elephant's foot.
527
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,594
Aunt bee never did like it.
528
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,895
Can I play with it?
529
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,764
Sure.
530
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,904
[ brakes squeal ]
531
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,610
Well, barn, did mr. Upchurch
Get off all right?
532
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,547
Yep. Yeah, he's gone,
But he won't forget us.
533
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,848
You reckon?
534
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,750
No. [ chuckles ]
535
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,652
I'd say this whole thing's
Taught him a valuable lesson.
536
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,220
Yeah?
Oh, yeah.
537
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,822
See, upchurch is the type
538
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,957
That's liable to go
On inconclusive evidence --
539
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,793
You know,
He sees something right off --
540
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,761
He jumps to conclusions,
Gets carried away,
541
00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:50,162
Doesn't stop to think,
You know?
542
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,731
Typical shortcoming
543
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,633
That wouldn't happen
To a seasoned lawman.
544
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,101
[ chuckling ]
I don't know, barn.
545
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,936
He was just doing his job.
546
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,138
Andy, what's that?
547
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,946
That's an animal track!
548
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,582
It is!
Andy, that's an elephant!
549
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,917
That's what it is,
Is an elephant!
550
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,119
Why, there's a rogue elephant
On the loose!
551
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,887
He'll trample the crops,
Carry off the babies!
552
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,489
Andy, we got to move!
553
00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,257
You know anybody that's got
An elephant gun?
554
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,892
[ chuckling ] Barney,
555
00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:23,095
I don't believe he'll get
Very far on just three legs.
556
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,831
Three legs?
557
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,700
Opie's got the fourth.
558
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,211
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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