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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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[ indistinct talking ]
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Hey, that was some eats,
Huh, ange?
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The best.
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You know you can eat
More than anybody?
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What's everybody
Wanna do?
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Let's go for
A ride, huh?
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Good.
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Peggy, I want to
Tell you something.
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Hey, ange?
Huh?
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You drive, huh?
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You drive.
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Do me a favor--
You drive.
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Come on. You know.
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Come on.
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All right, everybody.
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Everybody in the
Car. Let's go.
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Thelma lou, you
Sit in the back.
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In the back--
Here we go.
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Everybody in the car.
Let's go. Here we go.
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Okay, then.
I'll drive, barn.
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Yeah. You drive.
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Okay. Here we go.
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This what you
Had in mind?
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[ laughter ]
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[ engine turns over ]
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Beautiful lake.
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Trees... Quiet.
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Oh, yeah. Th-this is
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One of my very, very
Favorite places here.
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Just thought I'd bring ya
Up here and show it to ya
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'cause you're-you're
New here in town.
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You bring
All the new girls up here?
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[ thelma lou giggling ]
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I want to see the lake.
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Oh.
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Do you?
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Do I what?
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Bring all the new girls
Up here?
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Uh, no.
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No, not, uh...
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Not all of 'em.
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[ bird screeching ]
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What's that?
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Just a hawk.
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But if we stand up
Close together like this
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And hold on
To one another
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We might be too heavy
For him to carry off.
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[ both laughing ]
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Want to hear
Me talk to him?
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Yeah.
All right.
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Barney, barney!
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Barney, no!
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Andy's gonna talk
To the hawk.
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That's his problem.
No.
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No. Now, listen
To the hawk talk.
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Hawk talk!
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All I need's a good
Wide blade of grass
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Hold it like that,
Between my thumbs--
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Now, wait a minute,
Wait just a second--
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And blow.
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[ squeaking ]
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[ bird screeches ]
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Now, watch
Your language.
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There's ladies present.
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[ laughter ]
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Watch your language.
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There's ladies present.
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That's pretty good.
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You hear that,
Mr. Hawk?
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[ laughter ]
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You character.
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Barney, do you know
What I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna take my shoes off
And go wading.
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Hey, great idea.
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Everybody get down here
And get your shoes.
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Oh, boy.
Oh, yeah.
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I haven't been
Wadin' in I don't
Know how long.
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I haven't, either.
Not since
I was little.
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Come on, barn.
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I don't wanna
Take my shoes and socks off
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In front of...Everybody.
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Go ahead, barn.
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Both the girls
Have a brother.
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Come on, barney.
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Andy:
Come on, thelma lou.
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Take 'em off, barn.
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Now, let's ease...
Let's see how
Warm it is.
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Ooh.
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Oh, have you ever
Skipped rocks?
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No, no.
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Mmm, watch this.
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Watch, watch.
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Let's see, now.
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Five.
Pretty good.
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Oh, here. Try one,
Try one, try one.
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All right.
Watch here.
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Just watch.
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It skipped
Maybe that far.
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Watch this one.
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Ready? Ready, ready,
Ready, ready?
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Both:
Three, four, five,
Six, seven, eight.
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Well, I'm
An old hand.
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I'll show you.
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Let me find a rock.
Right here.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Oh, just a crawfish,
A little crawfish.
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Come on, gang!
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Watch the crawfish,
Barn.
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Have fun?
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Sure did.
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Tomorrow night?
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Uh-huh.
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No. No, I'm on duty
At the hospital tomorrow night,
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But I can the night after.
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Good.
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Then, a date.
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Okay.
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I'll see ya, peggy.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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[ bird chirping ]
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Go get your own girl.
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Can't have your paper
Till you pay your bill.
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Oh, andy.
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Thought I'd catch ya
Before ya left.
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You left your compact in
The squad car last night.
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Well, thank you.
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You, uh, got company?
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No. Why?
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Well, who belongs to
That new job out yonder?
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It's mine,
Believe it or not.
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Yours?
Uh-huh.
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Well, where'd
You get it?
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My father
Sent it to me.
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Your father
Sent it to you?
Uh-huh.
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Just like that?
Uh-huh.
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[ whistles ]
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[ chuckles ]
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Uh, I don't, uh,
I don't mean to pry,
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But your daddy must
Be pretty well-to-do
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To just up and send you
Somethin' like that.
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As matter of fact,
He is.
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He owns the r & m
Grain elevators in raleigh.
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He does?
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How come
You never mentioned it?
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I've only been here two weeks
And you never asked me.
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I guess
I didn't, did I?
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Well, I got to get
Back to the office.
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I'll see ya.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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Oh, andy?
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Yeah?
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We got a date
Tomorrow night.
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I remember. Bye.
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Bye-bye.
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A brand-new car
From her father.
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For her very own?
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Yeah. You ought
To see it, barn.
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Must have set the ol' man back
A pretty penny.
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And you say he owns
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The r & m
Grain elevators
In raleigh, huh?
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Yeah.
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Yep. Pretty big outfit.
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It won't work.
They tell me...
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What won't work?
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You and peg.
That's what won't work.
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Andy, I hate to have
To tell you this,
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But you're gonna have
To give her up.
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Forget about her.
Nip it. Nip it in the bud.
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What are you
Talkin' about?
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You want me
To spell it out for ya, huh?
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All right, I will.
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Andy, she is one of the rich,
And they are different.
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Oh, come on...
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No, no, no. They are.
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They're different.
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From the minute they're born
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With that silver spoon
In their hands...
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Mouth.
Right.
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Life is different.
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They have a-a couple of nurses
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And they have a nanny.
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Two nurses and a goat?
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No, no, no, no.
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No, I mean,
This kind of nanny
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Takes 'em to the park
And talks french.
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Oh.
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Then, as they grow up
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They have
Everything they want--
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The best tricycles,
The best bicycles.
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You ever see
A rich kid's bicycle?
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No.
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Solid chromium
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With at least
Six or seven red reflectors.
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Well, I'll be dogged.
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Then,
After the bicycle age,
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They go off to what they call
A refinishin' school.
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A finishin' school.
Right.
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While they're there, they play
With the same kind of kids.
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Lot of reflectors?
Right.
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Next, they start
Partyin' around
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With the harvards
And the yales--
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You know, fellers called freddy
And binky and bobo.
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Then, they get tired
Of the harvards and the yales
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So, they get on
Some steamer, you see.
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They go off to europe
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And after about a year or so,
They get tired of europe.
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Now what do they do?
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Come back to america?
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Exactilioso.
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Now, by the time
They're 20 or so,
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They've seen everything,
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They've done everything,
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And they are bored stiff.
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Now, what's next?
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I don't know.
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I'll tell ya what they do.
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They make a complete turnabout.
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They go the other way.
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They look for the ordinary guy,
But just for kicks.
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Now, they get
An ordinary job...
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Kicks?
Right.
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And...
Oh-oh, oh.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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And you think peggy
Goes around with me...
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Right, right, right.
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To her,
You are joe ordinary --
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Just a toy to enjoy
For a while.
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Oh-ho!
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Oh, I see.
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I see.
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It's the truth.
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I'm just givin' ya
Fair warning.
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Oh, right, barn.
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Now, I'm just tellin' ya this
As a-a friend --
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You know, a pal, a buddy.
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Right, barn. Thanks.
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Then you're gonna
Stop seein' her, right?
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Wrong.
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[ sighs ]
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That poor blind fool.
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He don't know it,
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But he's headed
Right for heartbreak alley.
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[ humming ]
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Ain't gonna
Listen to me, huh?
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Gonna go right ahead
And take peggy out.
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Exactilioso.
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All the way
To the capital.
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55 miles
To a restaurant. Hmph.
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Barn, I've taken her
To the wienie burger.
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I'd like to take her
Someplace nice.
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I think it's the kind
Of thing she'd enjoy
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And I'd like to
Do that for her.
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Andy...
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[ clears throat ]
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You know, andy...
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I've known you since
We was just kids.
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We've been
Through a lot.
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Made second-class
Scout same month.
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I ran second to your first
267
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,064
In the county
Penmanship contest,
268
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,465
If you recall.
269
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:16,536
Yeah. I stood up for you
When you first got married.
270
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,807
I'm the boy's
Godfather.
271
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,208
Little ope.
272
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,245
Yeah. I guess you're
Just about the best friend
273
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,381
A guy ever had.
274
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,783
Andy...
275
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,154
Don't get hurt.
276
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,235
[ indistinct talking ]
277
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,454
A cocktail before dinner?
278
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,822
Peg?
279
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,490
May I suggest a sazerac?
280
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,926
I'd love one.
281
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,927
Sir?
282
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:17,130
Uh, you got any
Draft beer?
283
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,866
Yes, sir.
284
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:22,102
And, uh, with your drinks,
As a starter,
285
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,604
May I recommend
The specialty of the house,
286
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,539
Escargot bourguignon?
287
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,841
Please.
288
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,043
Sir?
What's that?
289
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,244
Escargot. Snails.
290
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,146
You've had them, haven't you?
291
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,415
Uh, no.
292
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,885
I've stepped on quite
A few of 'em in my time,
293
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,152
But I never have
Eaten one of them.
294
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,455
Well, try it. Bring him some.
295
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,860
Very good.
296
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,395
What was that drink
You ordered?
297
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,396
A what?
298
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,298
Sazerac? Oh, it's nice.
299
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,633
It's sort of a
New orleans drink.
300
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,369
Have you ever been
To new orleans?
301
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,371
No, no.
302
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:01,274
Me and barn started
Out for there one summer.
303
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,976
Old model "A"
I used to have.
304
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,045
Burned out a bearing
About dequeen junction
305
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,146
I guess it was.
306
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,514
Sold it for $12.
307
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,082
[ chuckles ]
What a shame.
308
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,317
It's all right.
309
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,119
They probably would
Never let us camp out
310
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,220
In new orleans anyhow.
311
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,255
Well, you'd like
New orleans.
312
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,925
It's a lot like paris
In a lot of ways.
313
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:18,959
Oh?
314
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,328
You been over there,
Have you?
315
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,130
Mm-hmm. When I
Finished high school.
316
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,431
Oh.
317
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,438
Sazerac for the lady.
318
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,007
Thank you.
319
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:38,011
Beer for the gentleman.
320
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,081
And the escargot.
321
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,055
Bourguignon.
322
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,362
Andy...
323
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:04,204
And then you dig the snail out
With your fork.
324
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:16,083
I believe I'll just let
The snails go by.
325
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,089
[ up-tempo music playing ]
326
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,407
You dance, andy?
327
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,676
Oh, I two-step a little,
328
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,646
But when they start in on that,
I generally sit down.
329
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,330
You know why
You were miserable?
330
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,634
I'll tell you why
You were miserable.
331
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,038
Because rich is rich
And poor is poor.
332
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,539
Oil and water do not mix.
333
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,375
The silk purse
And the sow's ear do not...
334
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,245
Uh, uh...
335
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,081
You know what I mean.
336
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,383
Barn, let's just drop it.
337
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,487
Okay, okay, okay.
338
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,491
Uh-oh. Here comes
Miss got-rocks now.
339
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,559
Huh?
340
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,261
Peggy.
Here comes peggy.
341
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,463
I'm going in
The back room.
342
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,365
You make up
Some excuse.
343
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,399
Uh...
344
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,005
Hi, barney. Andy here?
345
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,675
Uh, no.
346
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,110
Uh, he, uh...
347
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:53,146
He was called out
On a 612.
348
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,748
612? What's that?
349
00:16:55,782 --> 00:17:00,153
Uh, well, uh,
That's an official code.
350
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,156
Uh, I can tell you
This much --
351
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,793
It, uh, it's, uh, two threes
And two sixes.
352
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,069
I haven't seen him
Or heard from him, peg.
353
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,807
Yes, I will, mm-hmm.
354
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,143
Good-bye.
355
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,684
Andy, she's been calling
For the last two days.
356
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,454
I know, I know.
357
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,323
Andy, there's only
One thing to do:
358
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,424
Clear the air.
359
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,359
Face her and have
It out with her.
360
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,395
Tell her you want to write
Finish la guerre
361
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,763
To the whole thing.
362
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:47,734
Uh, it ain't
That simple, barn.
363
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,303
I'll see you later.
364
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,740
Well, at last.
365
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,308
Oh, hi, peg.
366
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,409
I better leave.
367
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,311
What is it?
What's been going on?
368
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,412
Uh, nothing.
369
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,381
I'll see
You later.
370
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,550
You haven't returned
A single one of my calls.
371
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,585
Uh, I know, peg.
I think it'd be bet-
372
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,886
Well, you could
Have called.
373
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,156
It doesn't take but a minute
Out of your day.
374
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,791
Well, uh, I've had
A whole lot on my mind, peg,
375
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,161
And there's been
A whole lot to do.
376
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,696
It's just been
Rush, rush, rush,
Busy, busy...
377
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,331
Go get some coffee.
378
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,633
It's obvious you've been
Avoiding me, andy.
379
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,801
Avoiding you?
380
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,437
No, I haven't been
Avoiding you.
381
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,573
Well, it looked like you were.
382
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,608
Maybe it was my imagination.
383
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,444
Well, I expect
That's exactly what it was.
384
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,581
Well, good. Then I'll see you
Tonight at 7:00.
385
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,416
Uh...
386
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,253
We do have
A date, don't we?
387
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,257
Peggy,
C-could we put that off?
388
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,725
Something's come up
389
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,628
And I just have
To take care of it.
390
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,230
Of course, andy.
391
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,465
I'll call you later on
In the week.
392
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,568
Don't put yourself out!
393
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,936
That's the way
To do it, baby.
394
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,405
Give her the
Old heave-ho.
395
00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,839
Shut up!
396
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:06,779
Boy! First he tells me to stay,
Then he tells me to go
397
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,581
And then he blows up.
398
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,650
Try and help some people.
399
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,911
[ rock skips ]
400
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,451
[ rock skips ]
401
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,856
[ rock skips in distance ]
402
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,443
[ rock skips ]
403
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,946
What are you doing here?
404
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,882
Why shouldn't I be here?
405
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,552
I don't know.
I just thought...
406
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,388
I'll tell you
What you thought.
407
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,257
You thought that
Because of all the
Places I've been,
408
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,826
I couldn't possibly enjoy
A little spot like this.
409
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,630
Well...
And you thought because
My father has a lot of money,
410
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,266
That we couldn't enjoy
Doing things together.
411
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,803
You see, I've
Been doing a little
Thinking, too, sheriff,
412
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,839
And I've come to
A very interesting conclusion.
413
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:40,840
You have?
414
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,809
You know what you are?
415
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:43,976
You're a snob.
416
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,479
A snob?!
You certainly are.
417
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:49,282
Just because my father's rich,
You're snubbing me.
418
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,384
Oh, well, now, just...
419
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,619
It's true.
420
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,920
I want to go out with you,
421
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,022
But you don't want
To go out with me.
422
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,690
That's not...
423
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,526
It's true. You think
That nothing can measure up
424
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,328
To paris, new orleans, wherever.
425
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:04,664
The other night when we came out
Here with thelma lou and barney,
426
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,900
Was one of the nicest evenings
I've had in a long time.
427
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,310
You mean that, don't you?
428
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,278
I certainly do.
429
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:30,423
See that little island
Right over there?
430
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,424
Mm-hmm.
431
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,492
Five skips.
432
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,897
[ five splashes ]
433
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,918
There we were,
Just the two of us
434
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,053
Skippin' rocks
On the lake.
435
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,789
Yeah.
[ chuckles ]
436
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,725
That's good.
Yeah, that's good.
437
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,727
I'm really glad
It worked out, andy.
438
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,095
I really am.
439
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,864
I'll tell you somethin'
For your own good, though.
440
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,833
You still ought to
Play the field.
441
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,402
Know what I mean?
What?
442
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,504
Don't nail yourself down
To one girl.
443
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,005
Keep movin' around.
444
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,573
Take, for instance, now,
445
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:22,775
I had a date with thelma lou
Last night, right?
446
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:23,876
Right.
447
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,646
Watch this.
448
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:30,417
Sarah, get me the diner.
449
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,819
You know, one night,
Thelma lou,
450
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,521
Next night, somebody else.
451
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,523
You know,
Keep them guessin'.
452
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,591
Uh, juanita?
453
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,661
Hi. Barn.
454
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,497
[ chuckles ]
How you doin'?
455
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:48,735
Well, I just was wonderin' what
You were gonna be doin'
456
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,403
After work tonight.
457
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:53,773
Well, I thought you and I
Could get together
458
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,943
And maybe make a little
Beautiful music.
459
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,145
Hey, barn,
Here comes thelma lou!
460
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:02,114
Listen, I've got to go.
461
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,950
It's an emergency--
Police business.
462
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,752
Something just came up.
Good-bye!
463
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,724
Oh, howdy, thelm--
464
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:14,594
Why, aunt bee, I declare,
From across the street,
465
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,797
I'd have swore
You was thelma lou.
466
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,699
You're funny, you are.
467
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,568
It's just too bad
You're not twins.
468
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:23,836
You should see
The katzenjammer kids.
469
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:33,112
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