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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:04,560 [music playing] 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:06,120 You've got to move on, Mike. 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,840 What, like you? 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:09,200 What do you mean? 5 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:10,600 You're still emailing the same guy that dumped 6 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,040 you via email, that's pathetic. 7 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,160 WOMAN: No, I'm not. 8 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,160 Matt and I broke up. 9 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,680 Oh. 10 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,200 Anyway, I don't regret anything, you know? 11 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,080 He's a really good person. 12 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,960 But I think more than anything,if I was really honest, 13 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:27,160 I think it was a catalyst forme to make a change in my life. 14 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,440 You know, what I'm saying?- Yeah. 15 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,040 Yes. 16 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,760 I'll show you some of mymost recent work, mostly nudes. 17 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,000 You're doing nudes? 18 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,240 Among other things. 19 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,520 You comfortable with that? 20 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,760 Yes, totally comfortable. 21 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:41,760 HELEN: I love being nude. 22 00:00:54,720 --> 00:01:00,520 [croaking] 23 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,520 Hey, get over here. 24 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,400 Mongrel. 25 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,000 [croaking] 26 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:40,440 Quiet down, you bloody mongrel. 27 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,160 MAN [ON RADIO]: The threatof a cane toad invasion 28 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,880 in Alice Springs is unlikelydue to the prevailing 29 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,400 climactic conditions. 30 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,840 However, it is important tostay on top of the problem 31 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,120 as their numbers can multiplyat a frightening rate. 32 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,680 Cane toad males attempt tocopulate literally anything. 33 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,920 And females, lay up to 50,000eggs several times a year. 34 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,880 Scary stuff. 35 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,680 Thank you, [inaudible] Moore from the Parks 36 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,520 Wildlife Service. 37 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaking of scary, for one nightonly the [inaudible] Cinema 38 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,280 is showing a horror double. 39 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,120 What? 40 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,240 [gasp] 41 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,120 HELEN: Whoo. 42 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,960 Whoo-hoo! 43 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,520 Hey, watch out drunkie,you'll get us both killed. 44 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:20,040 [giggles] 45 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,280 [croaking] 46 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:28,760 [music playing] 47 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:36,240 [SINGING] Take me to that open silence space 48 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,240 where the earth breathes your name. 49 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:51,200 meet me underneath the starlight sky, 50 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,720 all our troubles fade away. 51 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:27,160 Solo show is always tougher,can't pretend the guests 52 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,880 are there for someone else. 53 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,600 Are you nervous about it? 54 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,560 Wetting myself. 55 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,120 That's when I'll be the one naked. 56 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,920 Just a glass of red wineand a little piece of cheese 57 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:39,960 to cover my dignity. 58 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,520 Well, speaking of which, can I get you a snack? 59 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:46,520 Yeah, sure. 60 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:47,440 Thanks. 61 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,240 Well, does it look like me? 62 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,240 Check it out. 63 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,160 Come on. 64 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,840 HELEN: It's very naked. 65 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,960 It's also unbelievably beautiful. 66 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,840 [dishes clattering] 67 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,520 Well, that's it fortoday I'm out of supplies. 68 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,440 Oh. 69 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,760 So very close. 70 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,640 Is there a chance you coulddo another sitting tomorrow? 71 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,080 Well, I'm meant to be at work tomorrow, 72 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,440 but, um, we could get out of it, couldn't we? 73 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,320 Yeah. 74 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,760 Yeah, we could. 75 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,880 Well, one more day andI can let you have a look. 76 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,960 I'm not worried about that. 77 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:36,880 Liar. 78 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:04,520 Mmm. 79 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,560 Isn't it glorious? 80 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,440 Yeah, that's prettymuch what I was thinking. 81 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,200 Hey, can I buy you a car? 82 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,360 Thought you were working this afternoon. 83 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,880 Something's come up. 84 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,480 Same thing that came up yesterday? 85 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,480 Yeah. 86 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,840 Yeah, The same thing actually. 87 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,360 And it's been coming up quite a lot recently. 88 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,600 Is that a problem? 89 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,520 No that's just, uh, more of a mystery. 90 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,840 Can you keep a secret? 91 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,120 Yeah. 92 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,800 So can I. 93 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,200 [giggles] 94 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,560 Come on Rusty, time for breakfast. 95 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,800 Hey, Russ. 96 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,480 So can I use the car? 97 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,320 Yeah, well, maybe I could dropyou off-- gotta head into town 98 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,360 to pick up some stuff. 99 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,520 Stuff? 100 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,000 Yeah, well, Jess's wedding present. 101 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,440 - What are you going to get her?- I don't know yet. 102 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,480 Tupperware, you neverthink of getting yourself, 103 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,560 but always comes in handy. 104 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:54,440 I'll keep that in mind. 105 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,600 PATRICK: Morning. 106 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:18,720 [scoff] 107 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,440 We're not open yet. 108 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,080 [barking] 109 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,120 Hey, Russ. 110 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,920 Russ, you stop that, mate. 111 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,120 Sorry, he's not usually like that. 112 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,640 Nah, it's all right. 113 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,080 He probably just smells mydog on me, don't you, boy? 114 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,000 [barking] 115 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,680 Now look, we're not-- we're not open yet. 116 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,880 Can I get you a cup of coffee while you wait? 117 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,040 Ah, should be all right, mate. 118 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,280 I'll just try down the road. 119 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,160 Oh. 120 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,760 Yeah, I've just checked out the crime scene. 121 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,800 In and out, just the valuables--cash, CDs, sunglasses. 122 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:57,960 Well, he can't have been gone long. 123 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,040 He's only left the house about-- 124 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,360 [croaking] 125 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,360 Yes, righto. 126 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,960 Oh, excuse me. 127 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,960 Hello, see that-- see that house over there? 128 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,560 I think it might have just got robbed, 129 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,000 you didn't see anybody carryinganything through the park, 130 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:11,920 did you? 131 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,120 [screaming] 132 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,240 Which way did he go? 133 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:18,280 Did you get a good look at him? 134 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,920 Uh, he was huge and ugly. 135 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,520 Well, try and remember everything you can, 136 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,760 I think he just robbed that house. 137 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,240 The cane toad? 138 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,120 What? 139 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,200 And there's this scene,right, where they're in the bush 140 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,200 and it's dark and they've got to keep silent 141 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,960 or they'll die, right. 142 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,440 And then one of them like feelsthis kind of wet and warm stuff 143 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:47,600 like drip-- 144 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,760 dripping on his nose. 145 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,000 Tobe, I'm not coming with you, OK? 146 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,360 Ah, come on, Mike. It's just a movie. 147 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,160 Yeah, and you already told me what happens. 148 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,040 Hey. 149 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,160 Hey, Jess. 150 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,080 What's happening? 151 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,760 Um-- Oh, we're just-- 152 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,080 just taking some wildlifephotos for the web page. 153 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,720 Oh, yeah? 154 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,080 There's a horror double at the[inaudible] cinema tonight. 155 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,360 Really? 156 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,680 Yeah, I thought we might all go along. 157 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,480 Not on your life, I don't do horror movies. 158 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,160 Oh, come on, the best stalker sequences, 159 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,520 "Texas Chainsaw Massacre,"three kids out of dessert-- 160 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:14,800 MIKE: No, thank you. 161 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,440 - Toby? - No, Jess. 162 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,120 I'm-- I'm busy. 163 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:23,160 I've got to take out some grassseeds from [inaudible] boots. 164 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:24,440 Can't we be friends? 165 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,640 Uh, who-- who said that we're not? 166 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,200 They saw you coming. 167 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:42,160 Hey, [inaudible] only an expert in native 168 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,920 botany can handle this weapon. 169 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,280 You've scared off the batons. 170 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,720 Oh, no. 171 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,800 During the daytime, theystay inside their wunkers. 172 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,200 It's a [inaudible] word, it means burrows. 173 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,280 Right. 174 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,320 And I mispronounced didn't I? 175 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:57,360 You were this close. 176 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,080 I'd, uh, better go collect the wattle seed. 177 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,400 OK. 178 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:01,560 Hey, Natalie, what are you doing here? 179 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:04,000 Just came to see Matt. 180 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:07,560 Will, have you met my friend, Matt? 181 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,120 He's a doctor. 182 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,760 Good day, Will. 183 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,080 How are you? 184 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,640 So are you right for that drink tonight? 185 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,320 I finish at 9:00. 186 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,880 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 187 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,080 Yeah, I'll meet you after my shift. 188 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,120 Watch out for wankards. 189 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,960 He's not interested in what you're wearing. 190 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,920 I'm not dressing forJames, I'm dressing for me. 191 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,040 Knock-knock. 192 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,880 Hi, need a lift? 193 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,880 Um, no, it's OK. 194 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,880 I'll take the bike. 195 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:50,880 Still on offer. 196 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,160 Yeah, thanks. 197 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:53,960 I quite like the exercise. 198 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:54,840 Goodbye. 199 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:55,760 Bye. 200 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,880 Hm. 201 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,880 Now I would never pickedyou as the modeling type. 202 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:09,960 I wonder he looks like naked. 203 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,120 We should go. 204 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,040 Oh, come on. 205 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,600 You're as curious as I am. 206 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,440 It's a police matter, Idon't want to get involved. 207 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,840 You haven't done anything illegal. 208 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,880 Just highly embarrassing. 209 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 So glad you're here. 210 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,200 House has been broken into. 211 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,920 James, that's terrible. 212 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,000 Did they take much? 213 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,080 Everything. 214 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,120 Well, a lot. 215 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,240 Good day, Helen. 216 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:34,000 What are you doing here? 217 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,360 I'm, um-- 218 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,800 Helen is my model, the stolen sketches are her. 219 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,360 Ha! 220 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,440 Give a girl a heart attack. 221 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,680 There is a horror moviedouble at the opening cinema. 222 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,200 Ah, I'm working tonight. 223 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,960 Well, you could meet afterwards. 224 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,360 Oh, I'm meeting Matt for a drink. 225 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,040 My Matt? 226 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,320 The Matt you were so desperatefor me to take off your hands 227 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,080 when Harvey wasn't down. 228 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,920 Great. 229 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:25,840 [screaming] 230 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,040 What you got there? 231 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:40,760 They were in a leatherportfolio, very expensive. 232 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,040 Anything distinguishing about these pictures? 233 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,840 They were live sketches. 234 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,600 They show different angleswith close attention 235 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,160 to particular details. 236 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:53,080 When you say life sketches, you mean? 237 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,040 Nudes. 238 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,520 Nudes, you mean no clothes at all? 239 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,040 How am I supposed to finish my painting? 240 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,280 Oh, burglars usually justgrab what they can carry 241 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:12,520 and then they dump what can'teasily be converted into cash. 242 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,920 They stolen my CDs,the largest Baroque music 243 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,280 collection in Alice. 244 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,880 It's irreplaceable. 245 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,480 He was the only one there. 246 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,360 I'm sorry. 247 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:31,800 You ready? 248 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:32,720 Yep. 249 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,120 Oh. 250 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,800 It's a dead koal, stiff as a board. 251 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,280 Where'd you find it? 252 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,000 Bella found it, Olive Pink Reserve. 253 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,600 MATT: That's near the barber. 254 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,480 Well, it looks likesomeone got a hold of him. 255 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,800 Probably a cat, dingo. 256 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,960 I don't know, there's no obvious injuries. 257 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,360 I'd say it's internal bleeding. 258 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,320 I'll get someone to have a look at him. 259 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,400 What do you think killed it? 260 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,560 Well, I think it could be poison. 261 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:05,880 I mean, look. 262 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,680 Look, see how there's sand around its lips 263 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,040 there, there, as if it was trying get 264 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,280 a bad taste out of its mouth. 265 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,440 All right. 266 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,760 OK. 267 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,040 Um, are you going to want to take her back? 268 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,000 NATALIE: Come with me, Bella. 269 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,560 Oh, hang on. 270 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,000 Bella, do you-- do you knowwhat happened to the koal? 271 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,400 It bit the big frog. 272 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,960 I didn't see anything. 273 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,440 OK. 274 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,080 Now be sure about this, wasthe frog maybe that big? 275 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,440 Maybe brown and warty? 276 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,640 Did it have bumps over its eyes? 277 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:35,520 OK. 278 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,840 OK. 279 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,560 That's a cane toad. 280 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,480 Cane toads don't live this far south. 281 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:43,920 Yeah? 282 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,000 Well, that's what they said in Port Macquarie. 283 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:46,920 Look what happened there. 284 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,720 You are overreacting, you know. 285 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,280 It's all right for you, you don't 286 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,680 have any naked pictures ofyourself spread all over god 287 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,480 knows where. 288 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,000 Well, you clearly haven'tchecked the internet lately. 289 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,400 Don't even joke. 290 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,680 I'm not joking. 291 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,920 They're only sketches. 292 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,600 Yeah, but they're sketches of me. 293 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,880 Hot date. 294 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,760 Thought you're right buying a present. 295 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:15,360 There's a guy on the phone for you, James. 296 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,760 Oh, telling him I'm out. 297 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,600 Actually, no. tell-- tell him I've left town. 298 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,600 Everything all right? 299 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:22,840 Yeah, course it is. 300 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,240 Want me to rough someone up for you? 301 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,400 I'm not in the joking mood, Jack. 302 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,600 It's not James's fault, you know. 303 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,160 I just can't do this anymore. 304 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,440 Helen, look at me. 305 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,840 We will find yoursketches, even if you and I 306 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,400 have to search through every rubbish pile 307 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,680 and skip in Alice Springs. 308 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,160 You know, maybe he's kept them. 309 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,360 Why would he do that? 310 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,440 I don't know, wallpaper his bedroom, 311 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,560 wallpaper his panel van. 312 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,880 [laughing] 313 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,880 He-- he just wanted theportfolio, a bag to carry 314 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,280 his loot in, that's all. 315 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,600 You miss his face when you opened up. 316 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,080 Oh, mama. 317 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,880 This is hopeless. 318 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,800 We still haven't tried the tip. 319 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:07,760 Fantastic. 320 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,720 Well, you're still here. 321 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,160 Yeah, I got some time on my hands. 322 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,400 Don't have to meet Natalie till 9:00, so. 323 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,600 Have you seen cane toads? 324 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,200 One or two, a few. 325 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,720 Good, going to go to the reserve? 326 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,000 - Yeah. - OK. 327 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,440 I'll come with you, I don't want to see 328 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,080 the whole ecology of thisarea thrown into a spin. 329 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,000 Well, you can put that hoe away. 330 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,920 You know, the biggestthreat to native wildlife 331 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,280 isn't cane toads, it's stupid idiots running 332 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,960 around with golf clubs smashing ornate frogs 333 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,480 and ornate burrowers. 334 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,960 Yeah, but Bella saw a cane toad. 335 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,120 Oh, well, seeing as you'veconsulted the experts. 336 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,320 Don't you find her just a bit intense. 337 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,320 Um, that's really none of your business. 338 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,320 Fair enough. 339 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,680 Did she tell you that-- 340 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,760 that we went out? 341 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,720 Um, no. 342 00:15:58,840 --> 00:15:59,960 No, she never mentioned you. 343 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,640 - Never? - No. 344 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,720 No, the only guy she mentionedwas some brief fling that she 345 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,600 was happy to see the end of. 346 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,000 Really? 347 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,240 Yeah, some internetthing totally up himself. 348 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,680 I mean, what's the surprise there? 349 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,520 What sort of loser picks up chicks in a chat room 350 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,960 and then tries to dump them online. 351 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,400 [ringing] 352 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,880 Will Brotherton. 353 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:23,840 Yeah, sure. 354 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,200 Sure, I can make a comment. 355 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,560 Yeah. 356 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,120 Yeah, no, there'sabsolutely no possibility 357 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,920 of an invasion imminent. 358 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:37,440 No, there's no way a toadcan survive in this area. 359 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,320 We need to be extremelyafraid of vigilantes taking 360 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,080 matters into their own hands. 361 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:47,320 I repeat, there is absolutely no invasion. 362 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,520 Tell you what, if you're naughty, 363 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:53,600 naughty pictures are here,they're free from prying eyes. 364 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,800 You don't know that. 365 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,320 Well, let's just give up, shall we? 366 00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:13,040 No Ah! 367 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,520 There's a big toad in here. 368 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,040 Oh, god! 369 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,280 Helen! 370 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,960 What happened?- There's something in my eyes. 371 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,280 Just-- give me a look, give me a look. 372 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,920 It's burning! 373 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,280 Take your hands away, and justclo-- keep your eyes closed. 374 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,560 OK. 375 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,640 You'll be all right, you'll be all right. 376 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:27,560 Let's have a look. 377 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:33,760 There you go mate, one for each nostril. 378 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,120 Oh, Jess I was gonna ask you about-- 379 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,600 Hey, Jack. 380 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,080 Sorry, can you grab me abowl and some boiling water? 381 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:42,120 Oh, and I need to use your phone. 382 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,040 Anything wrong? 383 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,000 Boiling water. 384 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,400 Yeah, hi. 385 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,320 I was wondering if Icould speak to Dr. Bailey. 386 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,400 Three guesses. 387 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,280 Jess Daily. 388 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,200 Oh, nothing to worry aboutit's just a minor incident. 389 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,920 What sort of incident? 390 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,240 Cane toad venom. 391 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,800 Cane toad in Alice? 392 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,640 There have been sightingscoming in from all over Alice. 393 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:08,560 What did you try to do? 394 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:09,480 Smoke it? 395 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,040 You're not helping. 396 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,760 There's nothing to worryabout, the blindness is 397 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,400 only temporary. 398 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,760 But your eyes are going to bevery tender for a few hours. 399 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,320 I'm gonna ask you to leave the bandages on. 400 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,240 Where did happened? 401 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,760 The tip. 402 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,320 The tip, but what are--what are you doing down there? 403 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,480 It's a private matter, I've asked 404 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,560 Helen not to talk about it. 405 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,960 Uh, Jack could you putmy bag in my room please. 406 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,720 Um, I better get going. 407 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,040 Yeah. 408 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,560 Thanks Hugh, you've been wonderful. 409 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,960 Uh, I'll see you later. 410 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,280 Oh, yeah. 411 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,200 Hope so. 412 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,960 Yeah, that's right. 413 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,120 Sightings at Olive PinkReserve and the Alice tip. 414 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,720 And there's been an accidentconsistent with cane toad 415 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:00,720 poisoning. 416 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,880 MAN [ON RADIO]: The Alicesprings cane toad epidemic 417 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,360 has claimed its first human-- 418 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,280 Will, Will! 419 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,640 Come here, listen to this. 420 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,320 MAN [ON RADIO]: Parks and wild life spokesman, 421 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,960 Will Brotherton, has emphasizedthe danger faced by the town. 422 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,720 WILL ON RADIO: We need to be extremely afraid. 423 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,440 MAN [ON RADIO]: Thanks, Will.- Of vigilantes. 424 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,680 I said vigilantes! 425 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,360 MAN [ON RADIO]: $500 reward for anyone 426 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:24,120 who brings the killer cane toadinto the studio, dead or alive. 427 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,120 Great. 428 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,920 Great media minute, [inaudible]. 429 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,120 I have been misquoted. 430 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:36,840 Hey, cutie. 431 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,800 Hugh, is that you? 432 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:55,800 Hugh, I'm home. 433 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,760 Hugh? 434 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,760 Hugh? 435 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,600 You must be his Mrs. Hetold me to meet him here. 436 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,640 Well, he's not here right now he-- 437 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,600 he's on his way. 438 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,080 Oh, he didn't mention me, did he? 439 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,640 that's Hugh Magoo. 440 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,800 He'd forget his head if itwasn't screwed on, you know. 441 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:56,920 He'll be here any minute. 442 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,000 Is that so? 443 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,040 That's great. 444 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,240 I'll just give him a quick call 445 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,160 and see what's keeping him. 446 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,080 No, no, no. 447 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,640 Don't bother. 448 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,080 Just letting him know Johnnycame by, he knows who I am. 449 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:13,480 Hey, it was nice to meet you. 450 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,400 I'll see you round. 451 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,320 Come on Hugh, pick up. 452 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,480 MAN [ON RADIO]: And just remember folks, 453 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,240 there's a $500 reward forfinding the cane toad-- 454 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,560 You're mad. 455 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:35,600 MAN [ON RADIO]: --that's invaded our spring. 456 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,600 Mate, 500 bucks. 457 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,680 It's a big desert. 458 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:46,440 [laughing] 459 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,400 I know it's tough, but I'mgoing to need a statement. 460 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,280 No, no. 461 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400 It's not tough, it's fine. 462 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,600 I'm-- I'm perfectly fine. 463 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,480 OK. 464 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,840 Well, um, how would you describe him? 465 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,000 Mid 20s. 466 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,800 Mid 20-ish, yeah? 467 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,040 6' 1", 6' 2". 468 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:12,760 It's broken. 469 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,680 Kelly. 470 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:18,920 Come and sit down. 471 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,000 Mom gave us this. 472 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,000 I know. 473 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,440 I'm OK, I'm OK. 474 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,400 What's the problem? 475 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:55,960 Could you sell me some petrol? 476 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,960 Um, I don't have any cash,but I can give you some CDs? 477 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,680 MIKE: How much do you need? 478 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,320 Just enough to get to the next petrol station. 479 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,440 That's Alice Springs. 480 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,440 There isn't one further on? 481 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,600 No, no, not on the highway. 482 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,880 You'll have to take her off road. 483 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,560 I don't have a map. 484 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,800 MIKE: Grab a pen and some paper,I'll draw you some directions. 485 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,720 OK, you'll head north up thehighway for about 80 K's, 486 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,800 then you'll see the turn off for Harry Creek. 487 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,320 You don't take that road-- 488 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,400 The um-- the petrol pumpisn't in the township, 489 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,880 it's at the Gemtree Caravan Park. 490 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,200 Yeah. 491 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,240 You turn off here for Gemtree. 492 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,160 That looks like the Harry Creek turn off. 493 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,240 Hey, thanks for the petrol man. 494 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,800 Don't you want your map? 495 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,880 No, yeah. 496 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,840 No, I'll be fine. 497 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,200 I'll find it. 498 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,080 See ya! 499 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,600 Pretty face. 500 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:25,880 Hi. 501 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,080 He's a nice guy, your Matt. 502 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,240 What's it to you? 503 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,880 Oh, we could be mates. 504 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,280 Both like the same sort of things-- 505 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:42,560 wild creatures, harsh untamed beauty. 506 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,880 Don't flatter yourself. 507 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,720 Matt is the complete opposite of you. 508 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,120 Yeah, sure he's-- he's a city bloke. 509 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,920 Soft hands and a toffee voice, but you know, 510 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,320 I don't hold that against him. 511 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,640 He's a doctor. 512 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,480 He saves lives with those hands. 513 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,720 Yeah, and that's what I'm saying, 514 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,480 I'm very impressed with him. 515 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,800 I don't want your approval. 516 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:12,080 Oh, too good for dumb ranger,now you snagged a doctor. 517 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,320 The fact that you are dumbis the least of your problems. 518 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,280 Oh, and you're so perfect? 519 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,720 I'm not the lying rathanging out at suitemate.com 520 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,520 till 2:00 AM in the morning. 521 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,200 How do you know pretty face? 522 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,760 Unless, you've been there too. 523 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,600 Whatever, Will. 524 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,560 You been cyberstalking me, haven't you? 525 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,440 You can't get enough. 526 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,000 So what are you calling yourself now, huh? 527 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,400 Lily Rose? 528 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,400 JC2000? 529 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,320 Red Hot Mama? 530 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,680 Oh, spunky monkey? 531 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:55,880 Around the table and sit. 532 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,640 Now there you go. 533 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,080 Oh, you all right? - Yep. 534 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,000 OK. 535 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,120 Can I get you anything? 536 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,120 Tea, water? - No, no. 537 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,040 I'll just sit here. 538 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,280 It's no problem. 539 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,720 Jack, I know you're wondering about-- 540 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,240 No, not at all. 541 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,480 This sort of thing happensaround here all the time. 542 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,520 Well it's not what are you thinking. 543 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,880 Well, that's a shame. 544 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,440 I quite like the idea of living with an al-Qaeda 545 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,280 operative on a clandestinemission to blow up pine gap. 546 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,160 No, really Jack-- 547 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,080 It's all right. 548 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,760 I think it's a good map. 549 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,800 Oy, who do you reckon that is? 550 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,440 Not my type. 551 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,320 Toby. 552 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,360 Yeah, what's up? 553 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,720 Your mom walked in on a burger. 554 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,600 Wha-- what? 555 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,960 Is she all right? 556 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,440 She's fine, she's just a bit shaken that's all. 557 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,040 You reckon can go aroundthere and keep her company? 558 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,080 Um, yeah. 559 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,640 Um, was it local? 560 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,640 No, the usual suspects--tall guy, sandy hair. 561 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,280 She reckons she saw a combi park nearby 562 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,640 with the interstate plates,so could have belonged to him. 563 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,400 Blue and white, dirty with lot's of stickers? 564 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,160 - You've seen it?- Yeah, off the Stuart Highway. 565 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,280 We stopped and gave them a hand. 566 00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,200 Where was he headed? 567 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,640 Uh, Gemtree Caravan Park. 568 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,960 But he's not going to get too far, 569 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,000 I was stingy with the petrol. 570 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:30,920 Hey. 571 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:31,840 Oh. 572 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,720 Oh, sorry. 573 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,760 I forgot. 574 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,760 What is it? 575 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,880 Nothing. 576 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:38,760 Can I get you something? 577 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,120 No thanks. 578 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,000 All right. 579 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,840 Actually, if you're not too busy, 580 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,240 I've got a couple of chequesI need counter signed 581 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,000 and a cash roll I need ticked off. 582 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:51,400 I'm blind not stupid, Jack. 583 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,640 Right. 584 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,720 Nice t-shirt, very modern. 585 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,640 Thanks. 586 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,240 Is that straight? 587 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,720 [barks] 588 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,080 They seen him at Gemtree? 589 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,040 MAN [ON RADIO]: No one fitting his description 590 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,720 this way, [inaudible] 591 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,360 Well, he's either run out ofpetrol or they-- he's find some 592 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,400 other sucker to top him up. 593 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,720 An Xbox? 594 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,880 That's something she can do with Darren. 595 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,760 It's an idea. 596 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,800 Or a party and invite everyone that would've 597 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,400 come to the wedding. 598 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,000 Yeah, Michael that's whyshe eloped in the first place. 599 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,280 What about a car? 600 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,880 You think I'm made of money? 601 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,120 You can take the boy out of Scotland 602 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,920 but he can't take Scotland out of the boy. 603 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,240 Michael, you're a genius. 604 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,080 Unreal, an Xbox. 605 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,600 Hey, put the [inaudible]cover on the longest cycle, 606 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,080 extra hot. 607 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,720 Thanks sweetheart. 608 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,160 I'm fine, really I am. 609 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:33,600 I mean, if you've got stuff to do. 610 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,440 You know what I feel like doing? 611 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,440 Staying here and having a nicehome cooked meal with my mom. 612 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,800 Oh, wow. 613 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:42,880 That's-- that's really lovely. 614 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,400 I'll prepare it. 615 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,600 You know, you just have togive me the instructions. 616 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,040 Well, I haven't done any shopping. 617 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,040 [scoffs] 618 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:49,720 There's plenty of stuff here. 619 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,800 I invited Jess over for dinner. 620 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,800 Well, I'll just have to keep you company 621 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,800 until she gets here then. 622 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,840 [croaking] 623 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,920 Did you hear that? 624 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:24,800 It's here. 625 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:25,760 Where is it? 626 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,000 Can you see it? 627 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,840 Helen, just-- just get a grip, yeah? 628 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,080 What shall I do? 629 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,240 Call Jack. 630 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,920 That's your answer to everything. 631 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,000 [croaking] 632 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:36,880 Jack! 633 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,480 The world's worst wrapper. 634 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,000 What this? 635 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,200 A wedding present, open it. 636 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,120 Thanks. 637 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,520 It's a McDonald tart. 638 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,600 My father wore it when he married my mother 639 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,640 and I was going to wear it when I got married, 640 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:04,080 but you beat me to the altaror to the beach, in your case. 641 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,760 It's beautiful. 642 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,640 Sorry. 643 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,320 Helen? 644 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,720 It's all right. 645 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,000 Come on, it's all right. 646 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,040 It's back, it's in the van. 647 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,080 Take a seat. 648 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,200 Take a seat. 649 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,520 Yeah, I'll take the bandages off. 650 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,840 There you go, sit down. - Yep. 651 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:23,840 - You all right? - Yep. 652 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:24,880 - There you go. - On you go. 653 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,760 I'll take care of her. 654 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,520 All right. 655 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,640 That sketch looks good up there. 656 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,920 What sketch? 657 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,840 Just something I traded for some petrol. 658 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,840 Yeah, she's real beauty, isn't she? 659 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,680 Slender, graceful, angelic. 660 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,480 Particularly like the waythe curve of her spine 661 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,720 matches the curve of the chaiseand the shadow of her hair 662 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,520 falls across her shoulder. 663 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,400 MIKE: You're a poet, mate. 664 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,320 JACK: Yeah. 665 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,680 Run out of petrol? 666 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,360 No, just waiting for a friend. 667 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,280 You're an artist, hey? 668 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,200 No. 669 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,080 No, I mean, Yeah. 670 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,880 Yeah, yeah. 671 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,440 Maybe I should get you to draw my picture. 672 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,880 Do you want to take them off? 673 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,600 Oh, no. 674 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,680 More a landscape man myself. 675 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:52,280 [inaudible],, Drysdale, Namatjira. 676 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,920 You got some nice stuff in there, mate. 677 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,000 Yeah, going away presents, hey? 678 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,400 Tell you what, why don't you lock up 679 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,240 all your nice stuff in you combi, 680 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,800 and then hop in the car with me, mate. 681 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,960 By the way, I don't thinkwe've been introduced-- 682 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,640 the name is Hugh, mate. 683 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,640 I thought you'd be pleased,you know, a touch of class. 684 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,080 It's inappropriate. 685 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,600 You should be like Chloebehind the bar at Young 686 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:33,760 and Jackson's, you know, a mystery 687 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,160 lady all the drinkers love. 688 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,760 HELEN: Oh, why don't we stick a sketch of you up 689 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:37,760 there naked then? 690 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,520 You want to go out of business? 691 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,880 Helen, look at her. 692 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,280 It's a work of art, just stop and take a look. 693 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,760 You know, there's a real innocence, 694 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,080 an unselfconscious grace about her. 695 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,120 Yeah, well, she wouldn'thave felt very unselfconscious 696 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,000 if she knew she was goingto be stuck behind the bar 697 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,480 with a whole lot of drunkpunters gawking at her. 698 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,000 But she's a model, she knewthe picture would be looked at. 699 00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,960 Do what you like Jack, you always do. 700 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:00,880 Where are you going? 701 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:01,960 Back to my caravan. 702 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,320 Well, what about the toad? 703 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,240 I'll risk it. 704 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,440 JESS: Hi, Ellie. 705 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,520 It's me. 706 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,440 Come in. 707 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,560 I'm going. 708 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,320 You're not being fair. 709 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,560 I was just on my way out, so-- 710 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,000 Please don't do this to me. 711 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,560 I have to, Jess. 712 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,320 I can't pretend that nothing'shappened when it has. 713 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,200 Come on, I've been with Darren forever. 714 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,800 And we're still gone out, and we're 715 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:27,800 still going to the movies. 716 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,040 You've never cut me off before. 717 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,440 Yeah, you've never been married before. 718 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,280 Oh, come on. 719 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,760 I'm not your fallback position anymore, Jess. 720 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:35,760 Hi, Toby mate. 721 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,920 ELLIE: Hey. - Hey. 722 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:37,800 Hi. 723 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,960 Hey, Jess. 724 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:40,880 Hey. 725 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,160 What happened? 726 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,080 I caught him just off the Plenty Highway. 727 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,960 Combi full of stolen goods. 728 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,640 He's safely locked up. 729 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:48,760 You OK? 730 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:49,680 Yeah, I'm good. 731 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,960 I'm good. 732 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,320 Do you want to stay for some dinner? 733 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,960 There's plenty of food. 734 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,040 Oh, well. 735 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,760 Hey, um, I just remembered-- 736 00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,200 Jess and I had planned on going to the movies. 737 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,080 Yeah, you know, thehorror double we always see. 738 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,200 Um, well, you sure? 739 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,360 Because I don't want to interrupt. 740 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,560 No, no, no, no, no, no. 741 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,680 We're um-- we're sure. 742 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,960 OK, thanks. 743 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,280 ELLIE: Thanks. - Hey. 744 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,160 Thanks, Jess. 745 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,320 No doing driving, hey? 746 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,160 You're a coward, dad. 747 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,320 No sharing popcorn. 748 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,640 Fine with me. 749 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,680 And you can get your own chop top, you're 750 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,040 not having just one lick. 751 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,200 Wouldn't dream of it 752 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,520 Absolutely, positively no holding 753 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,160 hands in the scary bits, deal? 754 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,080 Deal. 755 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,400 Whoa! 756 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,760 Not again. 757 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,200 Hey, we could always catch the second half 758 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,600 of the horror double. 759 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:54,960 Not in the mood for horror. 760 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,320 No good, me neither. 761 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,240 Drink up. 762 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,120 Yeah. 763 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,400 You'll need some Dutchcourage going home to Jess 764 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,000 after a night out with Toby. 765 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,280 You know it. 766 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,400 It's like the worst horror film of them 767 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,680 all-- the night of the living exes. 768 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,240 The creature who won't stay dead. 769 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:15,960 He stalks the unquiet night, hungry for blood. 770 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,840 And when you least expect him. 771 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,920 [croaking] 772 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,120 You heard it too? 773 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:29,680 Yeah 774 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,120 You knew when you startedmodeling that one day there'd 775 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,600 be a picture of your little nutty 776 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,320 hanging up on someone's wall. 777 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,240 Not behind a bar. 778 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,840 You work in a bar, you live in a bar. 779 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,760 In a caravan, behind a bar. 780 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,440 Oh, excuse me. 781 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,400 Poor James, huh? 782 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,160 you're going to let him down. 783 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,760 He spent months planning this exhibition. 784 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,680 I don't know. 785 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,080 But why did you start this if you 786 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,320 weren't prepared to finish it? 787 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,960 You talked me in to it. 788 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,360 And you loved every minute of it. 789 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,640 It's a beautiful picture. 790 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,840 A confident, independent woman,who knows who she is and wants 791 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,600 the whole world to see it. 792 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:07,720 You saw that? 793 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,120 Yes, you saw it too. 794 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:17,280 That's what you're frightenedof, you saw the goddess, Helen. 795 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,520 Now you're scared other peopleare going to see her too. 796 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,920 [croaking] 797 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,240 You hear that? 798 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,000 It's under there. 799 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,160 Can you reach? 800 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,680 I can, I just can't see anything. 801 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:36,560 All right. 802 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,440 Be careful. I'll get a torch. 803 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,600 Oh, you looking for something? 804 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:44,600 Almost got it. 805 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,360 Almost got it. 806 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,360 Oh my god, it's huge. 807 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:54,080 [screaming] 808 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,280 Was it under there? 809 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,360 No, I don't think so, no. 810 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,960 Well, we're going to have to spread out. 811 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,120 Who died and made you boss? 812 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,120 [croaking] 813 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,000 Hear that? 814 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:15,800 What about spreading out? 815 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,720 Shh. 816 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:34,840 Hang on. 817 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,160 Will-- Will, just wait. 818 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,280 Just get out of the way, would you, please? 819 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,520 I'm separating you. Go that way. 820 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,080 [barking] 821 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:45,960 Rusty. 822 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,440 Rusty. hey. 823 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,400 Hey. 824 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,760 Has he bitten it? 825 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,920 I can't see anything. 826 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,440 He's definitely bitten something. 827 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,960 I'll take him to a tap and wash his mouth out. 828 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,320 Will that help? 829 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,360 I'm not sure, but you better get Jack please. 830 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,800 What will I tell him? 831 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,520 Look, could you justget Jack please, quickly. 832 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,400 Come on, Rusty. 833 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,760 Come on, mate 834 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,920 One intact cane toad, nowhere near the dog. 835 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,080 Thank goodness, you found it. 836 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,800 [croaking] 837 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,800 I'm sorry, Jim, she's notwell enough to come to the phone 838 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,040 right now. 839 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,000 Maybe, um, you can give me your number 840 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,640 and she can get back to you. 841 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,200 um, yeah. 842 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:28,040 Yeah, it is [inaudible]No, I got it from a friend, 843 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,200 maybe you should talk to him, hang on. 844 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,720 I think we found the owner of the CDs. 845 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,080 Hello? 846 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,560 Yeah, there was this guyat-- near the Stuart Highway. 847 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,520 He'd run out of petrol. 848 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,800 Yeah, he did have a whole lot of sketches. 849 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,080 We have one here, do you need it back? 850 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,720 OK. 851 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,280 I'll tell him, thanks, mate. 852 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,160 He's on his way over to pick up the CDs. 853 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,240 He said you can keep the sketch. 854 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,560 Oh, good. 855 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,200 Go away. 856 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,240 You got any clothes on? 857 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,640 Cover up, I'm coming in. 858 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,920 You were right about the sketch. 859 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,920 I'm sorry, she is far too beautiful 860 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,120 to be hung up on a bar. 861 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,000 Don't need the sketch. 862 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,880 Well, its yours. 863 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:33,880 I'm giving it to you. 864 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,000 Lovely, isn't she? 865 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,000 Thank you. 866 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,200 Don't you dare touch me. 867 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,080 Stand back! 868 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:13,480 [screaming] 869 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:35,160 [croaking] 57930

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