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- Hi, Mom.
- Oh, hello, dear.

Where have you been?

- Down at the drugstore.

I bought something good, too.

I bet you can't
guess what it is.

- Chocolate malted milk?

- No, I mean besides that.

- Oh, Listerine
Antizyme toothpaste.

- Gee, Mom, you're smarter
than I thought you were.

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the "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here is Ozzie, who plays
the part of Ozzie Nelson.

And, of course, his lovely wife
Harriet, as Harriet Nelson.

The older of the Nelson boys,
David, appears as David Nelson.

And his younger brother,
the irrepressible Ricky,

played by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelsons next door neighbor
Thorny is played by Don DeFore.

- Hi, Oz.

- Oh, hiya, Thorny.

Come on over.

Draw up a chair.

- Thanks.

Boy, it's sure a
scorcher today, isn't it?

- Isn't it?

Must be about 90 degrees.

- Yeah, I got some plans
that I want to show you.

- Oh, really?
What's that?

- Say, uh, what you
got in the glass there?

- Oh, just a little lemonade.

Uh, what are the plans?

- Sure looks nice and cool.

- Well, yeah.

What are the plans?

- Well, my first plan is to
get some of that lemonade.

- Oh, ha ha.

- Oh, really?

- Help yourself.

Just a little sip now.

- Thanks.

- What are you building here?

- Swimming pool.

- Swimming pool?

- Yeah.

[car honking] I've been planning
to put one in for a long time.

- Well, aren't they
pretty expensive?

- Well, not if you
save the cost of labor

by building it yourself.

I've sent away for these plans.

- Hey, that looks
terrific, Thorny.

- Yeah.

Hey, take a look
at this pamphlet.

It shows you the
finished product.

Just what I've always wanted.

Flagstone all around it,
beautiful, blue cool water,

and a Powers model
on the diving board.

- All I can say is I am
mighty envious of you.

- Oh, nonsense, Oz.

Now, you know darn well
that you and the family

are welcome to use it
any time you want--

- Well, that's darn nice of you.

- --providing you
help me build it.

- I thought there's
a catch someplace.

- Well, Oz, there's a lot
of shovel work to be done.

I can't do it all by myself.

- Uh, just how much of it
do you figure on me doing?

- Well, I figure you
can dig the hole,

and I'll fill it with water.

- Well, let's say I'm
willing to do my share.

Gee, it's darn nice of
you to go all the expense

of putting in a pool for us.

- Think nothing of it, old pal.

What's yours is mine.

- Gosh.

[slurping]

Guess I should get mad
at you for drinking up

all my lemonade, but
what am I going to do?

You might not let me
swim in your pool.

- Oh, it's sure going
to be great, Oz.

- Yeah.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's get started on it, huh?

- Swell.

Where do you think
I ought to put it?

- Well, in your yard, of course.

- Yeah, however,
there isn't a heck

of a lot of room back there.

- Oh, I don't know.

Looks like there's
plenty room to me.

- Well, if maybe we put
the pool across the yard,

we could build it
about 30 feet long.

No, no, no, no, I'd have to
take that big tree out of there.

- Say, how about turning
it about 90 degrees?

- Yeah, that way it
would miss the tree.

We could make it 50 feet long.

- That'd be great.

- And two feet wide.

- Oh, I'm sure it could
be wider than that.

- Yeah.

Of course, it might look a
little funny with a garage

in the middle of it.

- I see what you mean.

Your yard is a little small.

It isn't that it's so
small, but it's just

shaped in a funny way.

- Yeah.

Say, wait a minute.

How about making it 5 feet
square and 30 feet deep?

We might even get some
free water that way.

Oh, well, we better
forget the whole thing.

- Oh, that's a
fine how-do-you-do.

Come over here with your
plans and all your big talk,

get me all enthused
about a swimming pool,

and then nonchalantly say,
"Forget the whole thing."

- Oz, what can I do?

- You can pay me back that
glass of lemonade you stole,

for one thing.

- Now, don't be mad.

My yard just isn't big enough.

- Well, why didn't
you think of that

before you came over here
waving those plans in front

of my face?

- Well, Oz, I'm sorry,
but it's just unfortunate

that I don't have a nice big
wide yard like you have here.

- It certainly is.

- Gee, if had a nice
big open yard like this,

I could build a beautiful pool.

- Yes, I guess you could.

- Well, I think
I'll get my plans

and throw them in
the incinerator.

I said I think I'll get
my plans and throw them

in the incinerator.

- Just wait a minute.

I just got an idea.

Why don't we put
the pool in my yard?

- Oz, that's a brilliant idea!

Why didn't I think of that?

- But, uh, that's, uh--
don't overplay it.

- OK.

- But, uh, we've got
a nice, big yard.

The pool would go swell here.

- Well, now on second
thought, I don't

know whether I want
my pool in your yard.

- But wait a minute, old boy.

If it's in my
yard, it's my pool.

- Oh, no, just a sec.

- No, no, no, wait.

Of course, you could
feel free to come over

and swim at any
time you want to--

- Oh, gee, thanks, Oz.

- --providing you help
me put it in, of course.

- Well, sure.

Sure.

- Oh, oh, uh, uh, may I
have just a little, uh,

nibble of that?

- Well, oh, sure.

Help yourself, Oz.

- Fine.

As I say, Thorny, feel free
to come over any time at all.

I mean, I kind of think of it as
a neighborhood pool, you know?

Swim in it at any time at all.

- It's some hot
weather, you know.

Just come over, bring the kids.

- Boy, it sure is hot today.

- Here, there's some
lemonade in the refrigerator.

- Oh, that's OK, Mom.

This will do fine.

- Ricky, what are you doing?

- Well, it's hot, Mom.

- Well, I'm glad you
didn't get the lemonade.

- Boy, it sure is hot.

I wish I was down
at the beach or up

at the mountains or someplace.

- Hey, you took the words
right out of my mouth.

- Oh, is it hot
enough for everybody?

- Yeah, sure is.

- That seems to
be the consensus.

- Uh, what would you
say if I told you

we may all be swimming in
our own backyard pretty soon?

- I'd say you've been
standing in the sun too long.

- No, I really mean it, Harriet.

Thorny and I have been thinking
about putting in a pool

back here.

- Won't that be
pretty expensive?

- No, the way we figure it,
we'll put it in ourselves.

- Put it in yourselves?

- Well, yeah, that is
if it's OK with you.

- Sounds swell to me.
- Me, too.

- No, no, no, no,
just a second fellas.

I think on anything
as important as this,

we ought to take a family vote.

All those in favor of putting a
swimming pool in the backyard--

- Don't bother.

- No, but really, Harriet,
it'll be a lot of fun.

- Sure, Mom.

I could play water games
and have a lot of fun.

- How about it, Mom?

- Yeah, how about it, Mom?

- Well, if you can keep the
cost down, I can be convinced.

- Oh, fine!

- On one condition.

- What's that?

- One of the games we
play isn't dump mom.

- How's this look to you?

- Well, it's looks
just about it, Oz.

I'd tie it up.

- Boy, even a little work
is rough on a day like this,

you know?

- It sure is.

- Well, at least
when we get this in,

I won't have much lawn to cut.

- Well, that's a thought.

Maybe we ought to put
it out in my front yard.

- Hi, Oz.
Hi, Thorny.

- Oh, hi, Doc.

- Hi, Doc.

- Hey, where's the pool?

- Oh, well, that won't be
ready for quite a while.

How'd you hear about my pool?

- Well, Mrs. Craig
is having a baby.

- I don't get the connection.

- Oh, well, she gets her
pills from Mr. Miller

down at the drugstore, and he
makes those nice thick malts.

And Thorny eats a lot.

- Eats a lot.

- Well, I just
thought it was helping

your prestige by
telling everyone

you were building my pool.

- Whose pool is it?

- It's mine.

- Oh, then you're
going to pay for it?

- No, no, it's his.

You can come over and swim
in it anytime you want, Doc.

- Thanks a lot, Thorny.

- Yeah, sorry to disappoint
you, but actually

it won't be ready
for quite a while.

- Yeah, so I see.

Apparently, I misunderstood.

Looks like it's going
to be a big one.

- Oh, yeah, we need a
big pool for the boys.

I promised them lots of
swimming this summer.

- Looks like you'll have room
for more people than just

your family.

- Oh, yes, the Thornberrys
figure on coming over

almost every day.

Of course, Thorny is
helping me build the pool.

See, it's quite a big job.

In fact, we could
use one other man.

- Oh.

Oh.

This back of mine.

I really ought to see a doctor.

- Oh, then you won't
be able to help us?

- Well, I'd like
to pitch in, Oz,

but actually I have an
appointment with my dentist.

- Oh, well, good luck with him.

- Thanks a lot.

I'll need it.

He shoots very close to par.

- A fine, fair weather
friend he turned out to be.

- Yeah, I'll say.

- Well, we might as well
get at the big stuff.

Here you are, Thorny.

- Oh, so soon?

- Yeah, you take the pick
and I'll take the shovel.

[thud]

- Holy mackerel,
Oz, that's heavy.

- And it gets heavier
as you go along.

- Uh, supposing I use the
shovel and you use the pick?

- OK, dirt's pretty
heavy to shovel.

- Oh, uh, no, I
got a better idea.

Supposing you use the
shovel and the pick,

and I'll haul the dirt
away in my wheelbarrow.

- Well, OK.

Well, uh, haul it up in the
vacant lot there, will you?

I just assumed I'd push
that wheelbarrow up and down

the hill.

- Oh, fine friend you are,
keeping all the cushy jobs

for yourself.

- Do you want to
help me or don't you?

- Oh, now don't be silly.

Of course I want to help.

Where should I start?

- Well, just anywhere
inside the string there.

- OK.

Oh, oh, darn it anyway.

- Well, wait a minute.

Where are you going?

- Well, I've got to
help Catherine pack.

- Help her pack?

- Yes, we're going up to
her mother's for a few days.

Catherine absolutely
insists on getting away

from this awful heat, Oz.

- Oh, fine thing.

- Oh, now, don't
look at me that way.

I had no idea we were going
until a few minutes ago

when I invited--

when my mother invited us.

- Well, what, do you expect
me to stay here and do

all the work by myself?

- Well, gee, Oz, I'm sorry
but it can't be helped.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't you wait
until I get back.

- Yeah, I may do just that.

- Good, good.

Uh, it may be a little too
cool for swimming then.

- What?

When do you intend to get back?

- When do you intend to
have the pool finished?

- For goodness' sake, dear.

You gonna sit there
pouting all afternoon?

- I'm not pouting.

I'm just thinking about
that gosh darn Thornberry.

- Well, I'm sure he
didn't leave on purpose.

- Are you kidding, Harriet?

The big loafer turned green
when I handed him the pick.

- Well, at least you had
him to thank for the idea.

- Yes, and I'm
going to reward him

by giving him the first
dive into the swimming pool.

Then I'll put some water in it.

- And you're going to wait until
he gets back before you start?

- No, I'm not.

I've been thinking
that over and I'm

going to tackle the job myself.

I'm not the kind
of a guy who runs

at the first sign
of a little work.

[doorbell ringing]

Oh.

- Oh, I'll get it.

Yes?

- Is this the Nelson residence?
- Yes, it is.

- Well, I'm from the
Gibson pool company.

I believe Mr. Nelson
called us here.

- Oh, yes, how do you do?

I'm Mr. Nelson.

- How do you do, Mr. Nelson?

- I presume you'd like
to see the backyard?

- Oh, yes.

- It's right out back here.

- Now, I know just
what you're thinking,

that I'm taking the cowardly
way out, but I can explain it.

Uh, it's true.

Here we are.

I thought maybe we could
install a pool that

would just about
cover this lawn area

and leave a strip, of
course, for the driveway.

- Mm-hmm, I see.

- Oh, pardon me.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yes?

- Uh, we were invited here for a
swim, but I don't see the pool.

- Oh, well, I'm sorry, but
we don't have a pool yet.

- Oh, well, that's all right.

I'm Mr. Reese.

- Mr. Reese?

- Yes, a personal
friend of Mr. Thornbush.

- Oh, oh, oh, Thornbush.

Yes, I see.

- My uncle owns the
lunch counter where

Mr. Thornbush buys his donuts.

- Oh, yes.

Well, I'm terribly
sorry, but, as I say,

the pool isn't in yet.

In fact, this gentleman
is here to give us

an estimate on the construction.

- I guess my uncle
got a little confused.

Well, thank Mr. Thornbush for
us anyway will you, Mr. Wilson?

- No, it's-- uh, yes.

- Come along, honey.

These folks don't
even have a pool.

- I'm sorry for
the interruption.

- No, that's all right.

I was just doing some figuring.

- Have you arrived
at any conclusion?

- Well, for a nice pool,
we better figure on $100.

- Oh, say, that sounds
quite reasonable.

- Yes, we think so.

Now, let's see.

100, 200, 300, 400--

- Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You mean $100 a yard?

- Well, that's rough.

- Oh, yes, it certainly is.

- Well, actually, you don't need
a pool filling the whole yard.

Maybe-- maybe one 30 feet long.

That's a nice size.

- Well, yes.

How much would that come to?

- Well, now let's see.

30 feet, that's 10 yards.

Then you'll want a
filtering system, heating,

non-slip coping, flagstone.

Oh, yeah, you'd
want a diving board.

Well, six, carry three, and--

There.

There you are.

Give or take, $100.

- Oh, say that, uh--

oh.

- What's the matter?

- Oh, well, at first, I thought
that comma was a decimal point.

- Well, um, maybe we better
figure on a 20 foot pool.

- Oh, well, let's see...

- 15 foot pool?

- [muttering]

- We also make fish ponds.

- Well, I-- I---

I tell you, I'd like a little
time to mull this over,

if you don't mind, and
discuss it with my wife.

And then we can get
in touch with you.

- Fine, I've got all the
information right here.

- All right, swell.

In case we want the
pool, we'll call you.

- Good, good.

I'll wait for your call.

- Oh, thanks a lot
for all your...

- Not at all.

- I'm sorry, Mrs. Howard,
but I think there's

been a misunderstanding.

Uh, no, we don't furnish towels.

No, in fact, we don't
even have a pool yet.

See, we-- hello?

Hello?

- Who was that, dear?

Another one of the suntan set?

- Yeah, another personal friend
of our neighbor, Mr. Cornberry.

- Word certainly
has gotten around.

- Boy, it sure it has.

- Oh, by the way, do
you know a Mr. Hubble?

- Mister-- Oh, yes, I know him.

- Well, he stopped by
a little while ago.

He wanted to know if the boys
could come over for a swim.

- And what did you tell him?

- Oh, I told him it was OK.

What are a couple of
boys, more or less?

- A couple?

Harriet, Mr. Hubble
is the scoutmaster.

Boy, this swimming pool thing
has really gotten out of hand,

hasn't it?

I guess Thorny must have sent
out pamphlets or something.

Everybody's been calling.

Doc Williams stopped by again.

Wally Dipple phoned, the Talbots
phoned, the Hansons phoned.

Then, Gerdy called and
wanted to know whether she

could come over for a swim.

- Who's Gerdy?

- The telephone operator.

- Well, I don't mind our friends
using the pool for a swim,

but we're getting calls from
people we don't even know.

- We're getting calls
from people nobody knows.

[doorbell ringing]

Oh, coming!

- Where's the pool?

- Is this the place
where the pool is?

- Oh, well, I'm sorry, kids.

No, the pool hasn't
been put in yet.

I tell you what I'll do.

We'll put up a big sign on the
lawn when the pool is put in.

I'm sorry.

Couple of little kids
with their bathing

suits on to swim in
the swimming pool.

- Oh, boy.

The joint's really
jumping, isn't it?

- What a mess.

It's all that Thornys fault
too with his blueprints and all

his big talk.

If weren't for
disappointing the boys,

I'd jumped the whole idea.

- Well, there must
be some solution.

- Yeah, and I'm
afraid the solution is

to put in a swimming
pool, if only

for the pleasure of holding
Thorny's head underwater.

I wish they weren't
so expensive.

- Say, maybe could should
talk to the man from the pool

company again.

We don't need all the trimmings.

We could settle for a
nice, plain, small pool.

- Oh, Harriet,
there's no such thing

as a nice, plain, small pool.

It's like a Rolls-Royce
or a mink coat.

- Say, I have an idea.

It's what I think
will satisfy the boys,

and you can get even
with Thorny too.

[phone ringing]

- Oh, here I go again.

- Maybe I should
answer this one.

One of them's bound
to be Esther Williams.

- Say, there's a thought.

- And you can forget it.

Hello?

Yes, this is Nelson residence.

What?

The Yankees?

Ozzie, do you know anything
about a baseball pool?

- Any sign of the
Thornberrys, Dave?

- No, not yet, Pop.

I'll keep watching.

- Harriet, are you sure they're
coming back this afternoon?

- Well, that's what Catherine
said when she phoned yesterday.

She said they'd be
home about 2 o'clock.

It's almost that now, isn't it?

- Gee, Pop, when are
we going swimming?

- Well, as soon as Mr.
Thornberry gets back, Rick.

You know what the deal is.

- Hey, Pop, here they come.

- Oh, are you sure?

- Yup, they just
drove up the driveway.

- Good.

Hey, Thorny!

Thorny!

- Hi, Oz!
- Hey, come over here a second.

I got something to tell you.

- I'll be over in a while!

- No, no, come on right now!

This is important.

Only take a minute.

- Well, OK, now
what's so important?

- Uh, I want to tell you
about the swimming pool.

[car honking]

- Oh, well, now
tell Mr. Thornberry

when he gets back in town.

- No, no, no, wait a minute.

I'm not mad at you, Thorny.

I just want to tell you
we've got the pool in.

- Oh, come on now, Oz.

You couldn't have
put a pool in all

by yourself in
that short of time.

- No, that's just it.

I didn't put it in.

It's a professional job.

- Oh, ho, ho, and I thought so.

You took the coward's
way out, huh?

- Oh, you're a fine one to
talk about the coward's way,

up visiting your mother-in-law.

- Oz, believe me, that's
not the coward's way out.

- Well, anyway, we wanted
to wait until you came back

before we had the
grand opening, so

go get your swimming trunks on.

- Hey, that sounds great.

I could use a swim
after that drive.

Oz, will be back
in a little bit.

- Oh, uh, just one
thing though, I

want you to give me your
word that you won't peek out

your window at our backyard.

I don't want you to see the
pool until after the dedication

ceremony.
Is that a promise?

- OK, Oz, I promise
I won't peek.

My word of honor
as a Thornberry.

- Oh.

- Or you can hold my wallet if
you want something worthwhile.

[door knocking]

- Well, come on in, Thorny.

- I'm running for
first one, am I, Oz?

- Fine, fine.

The dedication ceremonies
are just about to begin.

Here's the guest
of honor, folks.

- Ah, hi, Thorny!

Welcome home!

[cheering]

- Thank you.

- We named the swimming pool
after you, Mr. Thornberry.

The Thornberry Crystal
Aquatic Aquarium.

See, David?

I can say it.

You owe me a quarter.

- Gee, I don't know what to say.

- Well, Thorny, we
felt that since you

were the original inspiration
behind the swimming pool,

it's only fair that
we name it after you.

And also that we have you
make the speech of dedication.

- Oh, no!
- Oh, come on.

Speech, Thorny.

- Speech, Speech!

- Well, I'll try.

Ladies and gentlemen,
in accepting this honor,

I want you to know that I
owe so much to one Ozzie

Nelson and his
family, who have stood

behind me since
the very inception

and have lent willing
hands, even while mine were

temporarily incapacitated due
to an urgent diplomatic mission

involving my wife's dear mother.

And now, I further want to say
that in return for this honor,

I am bestowing a lifetime
pass to the Thornberry

aquatic aquarium upon
the entire Nelson family.

[cheering]

Thank you.
Thank you.

- Wow, I bet you
Mr. Thornberry could

swim 100 yards underwater.

- The scissors, please.

- All right, let's start the
summer off with a splash!

Away we go!

Oh, come on, what
are you waiting for?

- No, no, we want you to
take the first plunge.

Go ahead.

- OK, but hurry up!

- Good old Thorny.

Are we all set?

- Yeah, I think so.
Are the windows locked?

- Yeah, I locked them.

- Hey, everything's
packed in the car.

- Hey, he's getting in the pool.

I'm going out.
Don't be too late.

You don't want to miss the fun.
- No, we won't.

Here's your towel.

- Thanks.

How do you like
the pool, Thorny?

- I suppose this is
your idea of a joke.

Well, you not only disappointed
me, but your whole family, too.

All that talk about
wanting the boys

to get in a lot of swimming.

- Well, they are going to
get in a lot of swimming.

We're on our way up to the lake.

We'll see in a week, Thorny.

Have a good time.

- Hey, Thorny.
Have fun!

- Bye, Harriet.
Bye, Rick.

Bye, Dave.
Oz, wait!

Come back here.

You know something?

I like it.

[cheery music]

- Ozzie.

Ozzie?

Dear.

- Oh, no, you pushed me under.

- Dear.

- What?

Yeah, I was--

I guess I was dreaming.

- Well, I hope
you were dreaming.

- Yeah.

How about that?

Gee, I was having the most
wonderful dream, Harriet.

Boy, we were all
having so much fun.

- And you tell me about
in the morning, dear.

- Uh, Harriet.

- Yes?

- Remind me to call
that swimming pool man

tomorrow morning, would you?

I want to have another
little talk with him.

- All right, dear.

- What's the matter?

- It's all right.

Go to sleep, dear.

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