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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,122 -> 00:00:17,288 Hollywood Production would like to thank No , especially Michaels and Kaseys families. 2 00:00:17,288 -> 00:00:22,498 Do not mention the police or the place where Michael licked Kasey ... once . 3 00:03:08,274 -> 00:03:13,525 - Look at that. For crying out loud ! - What are you doing ? 4 00:03:14,567 -> 00:03:20,819 See my new camera . Now we can record the sex movies we've talked about. 5 00:03:20,819 -> 00:03:24,986 - It will be a short film . - We are recording our first fuck. 6 00:03:25,028 -> 00:03:29,154 I'm almost glad you have kept me waiting for 1 1/ 2 years. 7 00:03:29,194 -> 00:03:34,362 - You know I have problems. - Will you tell us about that? 8 00:03:34,404 -> 00:03:39,572 It should be in the movie . Share it with empathy. 9 00:03:39,614 -> 00:03:44,739 Michael , you know I have problems. 10 00:03:44,780 -> 00:03:47,906 Perfect . If it is so naughty that I think - 11 00:03:48,947 -> 00:03:53,073 - We can win a prize at the film festival CumDance . 12 00:03:53,115 -> 00:03:57,282 - Do you think we can win ? - Yes . To get you in the mood ... 13 00:03:57,324 -> 00:04:04,575 Get ready for Dunk Festival 2011. Beautiful , is not it? 14 00:04:04,617 -> 00:04:08,784 I have planned it all. First I lick you in the bedroom. 15 00:04:08,826 -> 00:04:12,911 A 69'er in the kitchen, a blowjob in the hall and ... 16 00:04:12,952 -> 00:04:19,203 I have asked the priests come to bless the house. 17 00:04:19,244 -> 00:04:23,329 - Hi there. - That I upload to Grace Book . 18 00:04:23,370 -> 00:04:28,579 - Why should the house be blessed ? - I talked about that thing . 19 00:04:28,621 -> 00:04:33,788 The evil spirit that haunts her when she gets excited . 20 00:04:33,830 -> 00:04:37,955 - The house needs no blessing. - Son of a bitch . 21 00:04:40,040 -> 00:04:45,248 It will be all right . it is your uncle's house. What can happen ? 22 00:04:48,373 -> 00:04:51,500 It was weird . 23 00:04:51,500 -> 00:04:54,666 You do not see every day. 24 00:04:58,834 -> 00:05:05,085 It means nothing. Are you ready to jump on sextoget ? 25 00:05:05,085 -> 00:05:10,295 - I do not want . - Say it again, with empathy. 26 00:05:10,337 -> 00:05:14,462 - I do not want . - Perfect . 27 00:05:15,504 -> 00:05:18,629 I'm serious . 28 00:05:19,671 -> 00:05:24,880 We look happy in the photos . I hope nothing happens to them . 29 00:05:25,922 -> 00:05:30,089 She 's in the shower . She might feel like , if I make her company. 30 00:05:39,465 -> 00:05:43,633 If this is successful, will shower a new water sports. 31 00:05:47,800 -> 00:05:52,510 What the hell ? What are you doing ? 32 00:05:52,551 -> 00:05:57,177 I try my new bikini. 33 00:05:57,219 -> 00:06:01,386 - Why do you dress the ? - I thought ... 34 00:06:01,386 -> 00:06:04,512 - Get out. - Just a little . 35 00:06:04,553 -> 00:06:06,595 In addition , Michael. 36 00:06:10,763 -> 00:06:14,930 Running it ? I have not I said this to Michael - 37 00:06:15,971 -> 00:06:20,139 - But I have not been wanting , since we moved into the house. 38 00:06:21,181 -> 00:06:24,264 I have had erotic dreams - 39 00:06:24,306 -> 00:06:29,474 - And is woken satisfied. It's probably nerves that haunts . 40 00:06:29,515 -> 00:06:35,266 But I wish that the priests had blessed the house, to be sure. 41 00:06:35,307 -> 00:06:40,975 I feel an evil presence. The has haunted me since I was 15 - 42 00:06:41,017 -> 00:06:45,185 - And lost innocence , when I slipped and fell . 43 00:06:46,227 -> 00:06:51,436 - What the hell is that? - It should explode when I come. 44 00:06:51,436 -> 00:06:53,520 What's going on ? 45 00:06:54,561 -> 00:06:58,728 I increase the value of our sex tape . When you are ready . 46 00:06:59,770 -> 00:07:03,938 They get overtime pay after than eight hours. Can we get a little speed ? 47 00:07:03,979 -> 00:07:08,105 How many assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb ? 48 00:07:08,146 -> 00:07:12,231 - What's a light bulb ? - He's assistant . 49 00:07:12,272 -> 00:07:16,439 This is gonna be great. Look at that guy there. 50 00:07:16,481 -> 00:07:20,649 - Quiet . Stop. - How . 51 00:07:20,649 -> 00:07:24,732 This I will not see . 52 00:07:24,774 -> 00:07:28,941 It's a prop , nothing more. 53 00:07:29,983 -> 00:07:33,109 This is Bandit Arcadia. 54 00:07:33,109 -> 00:07:37,276 He makes a motion that we make documentary about our sex movies. 55 00:07:38,318 -> 00:07:41,486 Who had the idea ? 56 00:07:41,486 -> 00:07:44,569 Bandit , this is Kasey . 57 00:07:44,611 -> 00:07:49,820 - Who is it? - It's your stand-in . 58 00:07:49,861 -> 00:07:53,946 Are you filming us ? 59 00:07:53,987 -> 00:08:00,238 She is a stunt woman and be with in dangerous positions. 60 00:08:01,280 -> 00:08:05,406 - She's my cocksucker . - Do you like that? 61 00:08:05,447 -> 00:08:11,699 I knew that you would be mad so I chose one that looks like you. 62 00:08:14,824 -> 00:08:15,865 Give it to me . 63 00:08:16,907 -> 00:08:18,949 Stay here. 64 00:08:18,991 -> 00:08:23,158 - Are my breasts ? - Of course . 65 00:08:23,200 -> 00:08:26,283 You missed a spot . 66 00:08:32,536 -> 00:08:34,619 Is it a background screen ? 67 00:08:34,661 -> 00:08:38,828 We need an animated vampire with boobs which is taken from behind. 68 00:08:39,869 -> 00:08:42,996 - We will keep the interest up . - Is not it over our budget ? 69 00:08:43,037 -> 00:08:46,079 It will be . 70 00:08:46,121 -> 00:08:51,330 This is crazy. It should be be you, me and a camera. 71 00:08:51,372 -> 00:08:54,455 You are right. I'll get my cocksucker . 72 00:08:55,497 -> 00:08:59,664 Congratulations . You have taken the desire from me a second time. 73 00:09:01,748 -> 00:09:06,915 - Say it again . - No . 74 00:09:06,957 -> 00:09:11,125 - You have to shoot when I come . - Get the girl. 75 00:09:14,250 -> 00:09:19,459 We get well our salary ? No numbers with the union . 76 00:09:26,752 -> 00:09:29,877 Hello . I saw you all. 77 00:09:29,919 -> 00:09:35,129 I know that I'm exaggerating a little , but only because I love Kasey . 78 00:09:35,129 -> 00:09:40,337 We met online, when we played Wizards of Warcraft. 79 00:09:41,380 -> 00:09:45,547 She fell for my name Demon Sack, which she thought was sexy. 80 00:09:45,589 -> 00:09:49,714 She seems certain that my silly side suit her humor. 81 00:09:49,755 -> 00:09:55,965 She is special and has good churns . Am I not right ? 82 00:10:07,425 -> 00:10:10,551 So ... 83 00:10:10,551 -> 00:10:15,760 - I still do not like it. - Okay . 84 00:10:17,844 -> 00:10:21,012 - Now what? - I say , when I want . 85 00:10:22,012 -> 00:10:27,262 Fine. I also have much else to do. 86 00:10:34,555 -> 00:10:37,680 - You do not masturbate . - I would never do. 87 00:10:39,763 -> 00:10:47,056 It's me who washes . I do not know others use three socks. 88 00:10:52,266 -> 00:10:56,433 I 'm going to slip . 89 00:10:57,474 -> 00:11:00,600 What the hell is going on? 90 00:11:03,727 -> 00:11:11,020 What should I do to stop thinking about sex ? 91 00:11:12,061 -> 00:11:14,187 Sex, sex, sex , sex. 92 00:11:17,270 -> 00:11:22,521 Why will not you sleep with me when I want to sleep with you ? 93 00:11:22,563 -> 00:11:29,813 You will not sleep with me because you do not love me 94 00:11:29,855 -> 00:11:35,023 Forgive me . I sin again . I sins. 95 00:11:48,566 -> 00:11:51,692 Kasey , come back to me 96 00:11:58,985 -> 00:12:02,111 - Michael . - Sorry. 97 00:12:06,278 -> 00:12:11,529 - Get it away. Forget about it. - Come on . 98 00:12:13,613 -> 00:12:17,779 - What was that? - I do not know . 99 00:12:20,905 -> 00:12:24,031 We investigate it. 100 00:12:24,072 -> 00:12:28,198 Cujo ? 101 00:12:29,239 -> 00:12:35,491 - You have to look scared. - Stop . Here is perhaps no . 102 00:12:35,532 -> 00:12:37,574 What is it? 103 00:12:39,657 -> 00:12:41,742 What is it? 104 00:12:43,825 -> 00:12:47,993 It is a used pikring . It's yours. 105 00:12:50,076 -> 00:12:54,244 You know I do not use call the dick. Why do you keep it? 106 00:12:54,286 -> 00:12:59,495 There is something about it, which makes me excited. 107 00:12:59,495 -> 00:13:03,621 Say something sexy, Michael . 108 00:13:03,662 -> 00:13:07,788 - I do not use pikring . - Want to try? 109 00:13:07,829 -> 00:13:11,997 - Yes, I want to call on my cock . - We go upstairs . 110 00:13:13,039 -> 00:13:20,331 Prepare yourself for a wonderful trip . I have botox on testicles. 111 00:13:20,372 -> 00:13:22,415 Is that why they always look the same ? 112 00:13:23,457 -> 00:13:25,540 Namely , my naughty little cat . 113 00:13:28,665 -> 00:13:32,833 I get naked . 114 00:13:33,875 -> 00:13:37,000 - How many undies do you have? - A couple of . 115 00:13:37,042 -> 00:13:39,085 Now I come . 116 00:13:45,336 -> 00:13:51,587 This position is illegal in 12 states. Now I'm gonna give you. 117 00:13:53,670 -> 00:13:58,921 Take the Sun semen. 118 00:14:04,130 -> 00:14:07,255 Was it great for you ? 119 00:14:08,297 -> 00:14:10,381 Kasey ? 120 00:14:12,465 -> 00:14:15,590 - Do you Sudoku? - Sorry. 121 00:14:16,632 -> 00:14:20,799 - Missed me that you came ? - Come back later. 122 00:14:23,925 -> 00:14:29,133 - What is wrong with this man? - It was you who hired him . 123 00:14:29,175 -> 00:14:32,219 What 's the matter ? 124 00:14:32,260 -> 00:14:37,469 I can not relax, when the crazy spirit is here . 125 00:14:37,511 -> 00:14:42,178 - What the hell ! - I can not have an orgasm . 126 00:14:42,220 -> 00:14:46,845 There was extinguished , while we ... I had sex . 127 00:14:46,845 -> 00:14:54,180 - It's the crazy spirit. - I think it 's about me. 128 00:14:54,180 -> 00:14:59,389 - That's not true . - So is it enough for you. 129 00:14:59,430 -> 00:15:03,556 You may be frigid . Cool, cold and bitchet . 130 00:15:03,598 -> 00:15:07,723 You look as if you get an epileptic seizure. 131 00:15:08,765 -> 00:15:13,975 My name is Kasey and has difficulty speaking . 132 00:15:14,016 -> 00:15:16,016 Go to hell. 133 00:15:16,058 -> 00:15:20,225 I want to see what the camera says about evil spirits. 134 00:15:22,310 -> 00:15:26,477 1 night 16 September 2010 135 00:15:52,564 -> 00:15:57,773 - I did not think I was sleepwalking . - There's more. 136 00:15:57,815 -> 00:16:03,983 Your erection excites me . Did you dream about me ? 137 00:16:04,024 -> 00:16:10,275 Of course . I was hoping to see something supernatural, but it's fun to watch. 138 00:16:10,316 -> 00:16:15,443 That's what my movie needs . A little comedy. 139 00:16:15,485 -> 00:16:19,610 - I'm filming on the night . - This is real. 140 00:16:19,652 -> 00:16:24,861 Meanwhile, I will be proactive , when it comes to our sex life. 141 00:16:24,903 -> 00:16:31,112 - What does it involve? - Wait and see. 142 00:16:40,530 -> 00:16:43,614 Before Michael was dating I bullies . 143 00:16:43,656 -> 00:16:48,823 A doorman at a strip club a band member , antichrist . 144 00:16:48,864 -> 00:16:53,032 I thought Andy Greis . insurance agent and a member of Fight Club . 145 00:16:54,074 -> 00:16:56,116 I broke the first rule . 146 00:16:56,157 -> 00:16:59,283 Bisser is exciting, but I wanted reassurance. 147 00:17:00,324 -> 00:17:05,534 I was attracted by Michaels intelligence, kindness and humor. 148 00:17:05,576 -> 00:17:07,618 He is a little unsure in the bedroom. 149 00:17:08,660 -> 00:17:14,911 When I have satisfied him , he says sorry ... writing. 150 00:17:14,953 -> 00:17:20,161 With a map and muffins. I do not eat carbs . 151 00:17:20,203 -> 00:17:25,329 - I'm home , honey. - Where have you been all day? 152 00:17:29,538 -> 00:17:32,622 - Voilà . - What is it? 153 00:17:32,622 -> 00:17:38,914 I have realized that you need the correct stimulus. 154 00:17:38,956 -> 00:17:43,082 It makes you forget ghosts and demons. 155 00:17:43,123 -> 00:17:48,249 - What is it? - Sex Toys . 156 00:17:48,291 -> 00:17:53,500 - I will not soon ... - I have bought all sorts of sizes. 157 00:17:53,542 -> 00:17:55,542 Anal Beads , for a change . 158 00:17:55,584 -> 00:17:59,710 Black penis asian penis an anal plug . 159 00:17:59,751 -> 00:18:02,878 I do not know what it is, but will try it. 160 00:18:03,919 -> 00:18:09,128 - Cool . I whip my boomerang. - Michael . 161 00:18:09,170 -> 00:18:14,296 - Does this one? Yes. - Stop . 162 00:18:14,337 -> 00:18:21,629 - We do not need sex toys. - I forgot the best . 163 00:18:21,671 -> 00:18:27,881 - Hey, baby. - An inflatable doll. Honestly ? 164 00:18:30,006 -> 00:18:34,174 - Is that Sarah Palin ? - Færdigoppustet . 165 00:18:34,215 -> 00:18:37,299 What was it? 166 00:18:53,969 -> 00:18:58,136 Now we kill dragon, monster , demon . 167 00:19:09,596 -> 00:19:14,805 - Why do you wash you so late? - You come too often. 168 00:19:20,055 -> 00:19:24,223 Film me when I go into . 169 00:19:42,976 -> 00:19:46,102 There are socks everywhere . 170 00:19:48,186 -> 00:19:52,352 - What is it? - You play enough not golf. 171 00:19:58,604 -> 00:20:03,813 There comes a voice from inside . 172 00:20:29,900 -> 00:20:35,110 - It is my meditation CD. - Wait . 173 00:20:36,152 -> 00:20:37,194 Say it again . 174 00:20:38,235 -> 00:20:43,445 - My meditation CD. - Case closed , for now. 175 00:20:43,486 -> 00:20:45,528 For next time ... 176 00:20:46,570 -> 00:20:49,653 - Was it fun ? - No . 177 00:20:49,695 -> 00:20:54,905 I have thought of , maybe I 'm crazy . 178 00:20:55,946 -> 00:20:57,988 There is perhaps no something supernatural . 179 00:20:58,030 -> 00:21:04,281 I think you're right. There is nothing that can jump . 180 00:21:07,406 -> 00:21:11,615 It was not funny. You scared me . 181 00:21:12,615 -> 00:21:16,783 Why are my nipples stiff ? 182 00:21:16,824 -> 00:21:22,033 The mask is is sexy . Put it on again . 183 00:21:26,202 -> 00:21:29,327 Come here, my little sextrold . 184 00:21:31,410 -> 00:21:36,620 Finally we make it . I'm underworld king! 185 00:21:36,662 -> 00:21:41,828 Good grief . I'm coming. 186 00:21:45,996 -> 00:21:49,080 - It was great . - Our sex? 187 00:21:49,121 -> 00:21:53,288 You saw the terror in your face. I must have a close up. 188 00:21:53,330 -> 00:21:55,373 Do it right again . 189 00:21:57,456 -> 00:22:03,707 - Perfect . - I heard footsteps in the hall. 190 00:22:24,586 -> 00:22:30,836 - Hold it. Can you see anything ? - No . 191 00:22:39,171 -> 00:22:44,381 We 've scoured the hall. Now we have sex . 192 00:22:44,422 -> 00:22:49,547 - Have you done it ? - No . 193 00:22:49,589 -> 00:22:56,382 Some thugs broke into and rummaged , but cleaned up , except it here. 194 00:22:56,423 -> 00:23:03,174 Why do not you realize that it is something supernatural ? Bullies ? 195 00:23:03,216 -> 00:23:09,426 Bullies . I've even been to one. Now I'm gonna give you. 196 00:23:09,468 -> 00:23:16,719 - Where were we? - The mask . 197 00:23:17,761 -> 00:23:22,970 I put it here. 198 00:23:24,011 -> 00:23:28,179 Where are you, you devil ? 199 00:23:30,263 -> 00:23:33,346 We do it without it. 200 00:23:33,388 -> 00:23:38,597 I do not want anymore. Good night. 201 00:23:44,848 -> 00:23:49,015 Take it easy , folks. The film needs conflict. 202 00:23:49,015 -> 00:23:55,308 We have her where we want her . We'll get her. Calm down . 203 00:24:00,517 -> 00:24:04,686 2 night 17 September 2010 204 00:24:59,944 -> 00:25:03,069 What the hell . 205 00:25:06,195 -> 00:25:09,320 Get your tongue out of my boyfriend! 206 00:25:11,404 -> 00:25:15,530 What are you doing ? 207 00:25:15,572 -> 00:25:19,738 - I had a glorious oral sex dream. - It was not a dream. 208 00:25:19,780 -> 00:25:23,864 Something on our couch gave you oral sex. It rhymed . 209 00:25:23,905 -> 00:25:30,115 It must have been daemon. he can really use his forked tongue . 210 00:25:30,157 -> 00:25:35,408 That's why I have not been wanting . I am satisfied every night . 211 00:25:35,408 -> 00:25:41,658 - Do you believe me now? - I'm sorry I doubted. 212 00:25:41,658 -> 00:25:44,783 Every night ? 213 00:25:45,827 -> 00:25:49,994 The demon is obsessed with your cherry. We must do something . 214 00:25:50,035 -> 00:25:53,077 We should not have sex , before we know what it is. 215 00:25:53,119 -> 00:25:58,328 - It's a go ... bad idea. - We must call a prof 216 00:25:58,370 -> 00:26:01,454 I like the idea . 217 00:26:09,788 -> 00:26:17,081 - I 've ordered a prof - She looks smart . 218 00:26:17,123 -> 00:26:22,290 Come on , Miss hussy . Is it French? 219 00:26:22,290 -> 00:26:28,541 Michael told me about your problem. It costs extra if you're filming . 220 00:26:29,583 -> 00:26:32,708 It's no problem. Sit down . 221 00:26:35,876 -> 00:26:40,002 Do you often at home ? 222 00:26:40,043 -> 00:26:46,295 Homes, hotels , offices, space shuttle - I am, where I'm needed . 223 00:26:46,295 -> 00:26:49,378 - Space Shuttle ? - It was not impressive. 224 00:26:49,420 -> 00:26:53,587 Sandwich without gravity is nothing special . 225 00:26:53,628 -> 00:26:56,713 You have a partner. Great. 226 00:26:57,755 -> 00:27:02,963 I must just ask. Can you feel anything in the house ? 227 00:27:03,005 -> 00:27:07,131 My nipples are stiff . 228 00:27:08,173 -> 00:27:13,381 I did not know that it was a sign of evil spirits. 229 00:27:13,423 -> 00:27:16,507 Are they trying to communicate? 230 00:27:16,507 -> 00:27:21,716 They say : " Caress me. Sweets me. " 231 00:27:21,758 -> 00:27:26,925 - Sexy . - It was as weird. 232 00:27:27,967 -> 00:27:30,052 Can you reassign them? 233 00:27:30,093 -> 00:27:38,428 Cardio and aerobics - we can do whatever you want with them. 234 00:27:38,470 -> 00:27:43,636 - Okay . We go right ahead . - Of course . 235 00:27:47,804 -> 00:27:51,971 - What are you doing ? - Want to participate or just watch ? 236 00:27:52,013 -> 00:27:56,139 - You should hire a prof - She is Professor 237 00:27:56,181 -> 00:28:01,306 A whore . The nameplate . 238 00:28:01,348 -> 00:28:04,431 I thought you would like help with sex. 239 00:28:04,473 -> 00:28:09,682 Our demon problem . A medium or something. 240 00:28:09,724 -> 00:28:14,850 - I am intuitive. - Get out. 241 00:28:14,891 -> 00:28:18,017 You must still pay the full amount. 242 00:28:18,017 -> 00:28:23,226 Do you want to show me her breasts again? I want a different angle. 243 00:28:26,394 -> 00:28:29,519 We need a medium. 244 00:28:30,561 -> 00:28:32,603 You get no tip. 245 00:28:32,645 -> 00:28:36,771 - I hear , I need a medium. - You sensed it . 246 00:28:36,812 -> 00:28:43,021 I heard it . I am registered sex offender and amateur medium. 247 00:28:43,063 -> 00:28:49,314 I am obliged to tell you I have moved into the neighborhood . 248 00:28:49,356 -> 00:28:52,397 Come in, I think. 249 00:28:52,439 -> 00:28:56,607 - I can not be here . - Is it the camera? 250 00:28:56,649 -> 00:29:00,815 - Do you demon angry? - The reason fetters . 251 00:29:00,815 -> 00:29:04,899 I can not go further than 450 meters from my house. 252 00:29:04,941 -> 00:29:09,067 - Can you help us anyway ? - I'm not a viable medium. 253 00:29:09,108 -> 00:29:15,401 - But I do card tricks . Is this card? - I have not selected any map. 254 00:29:16,444 -> 00:29:20,611 - But you would have chosen it here. - How did you do ? 255 00:29:20,611 -> 00:29:22,694 Be nice to go. 256 00:29:25,820 -> 00:29:28,946 If one more person knocking on ... 257 00:29:31,029 -> 00:29:35,196 Beat it, pervert . I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. 258 00:29:36,238 -> 00:29:40,405 - Do you spray against termites ? - Oh no . I am a Ghostbuster . 259 00:29:40,447 -> 00:29:45,573 - I imitate Ernie Hudson. - Is it the black ? 260 00:29:45,614 -> 00:29:52,907 - I am definitely black. - African American Ghostbuster . 261 00:29:52,949 -> 00:29:57,616 - Can we help you ? - I need a medium. 262 00:29:57,658 -> 00:30:02,283 - Are you media ? - Can a black man not be? 263 00:30:05,451 -> 00:30:08,535 Should we give him my wallet ? 264 00:30:08,577 -> 00:30:11,661 Definitely . 265 00:30:11,702 -> 00:30:16,912 When the subject falls on race, I come up and running. I'll take a look . 266 00:30:16,912 -> 00:30:19,995 Come inside. 267 00:30:20,037 -> 00:30:25,246 Being Ernie Hudson imitator is not as profitable as you think. 268 00:30:25,287 -> 00:30:30,455 I have to supplement my income with a little of everything . 269 00:30:30,497 -> 00:30:34,622 I also Notary Public, craftsman - 270 00:30:35,664 -> 00:30:38,748 - And I pick seeds of marijuana. 271 00:30:38,790 -> 00:30:43,998 Do your work , mr . Hudson. Let me know if you see something supernatural . 272 00:30:44,040 -> 00:30:47,083 The film has brig for this. 273 00:30:47,124 -> 00:30:51,291 - It's probably not something that I film ? - Oh no . 274 00:30:52,333 -> 00:30:55,416 - Interesting . - Can you feel spirits? 275 00:30:55,458 -> 00:31:01,710 Sponge . It may you immediately do something about. It's disgusting. 276 00:31:01,752 -> 00:31:05,919 Why do you Ghostbuster equipment? 277 00:31:05,961 -> 00:31:10,045 - I feel fine . Problems? - No . 278 00:31:10,087 -> 00:31:16,338 - Should I look around the house , or not? - Yes . What should we do ? 279 00:31:16,338 -> 00:31:18,421 Do you have grass? 280 00:31:20,505 -> 00:31:26,756 This card means that there is much love between you two . 281 00:31:29,881 -> 00:31:35,090 This means that there is a force , who are trying to divide you. 282 00:31:35,131 -> 00:31:39,258 - What power is it? - It does not say the cards are not . 283 00:31:40,299 -> 00:31:46,050 - I must have the large weapon . - Is it your Ghostbuster weapons ? 284 00:31:46,092 -> 00:31:51,760 I had a real Ghostbuster - weapons but did not get it approved . 285 00:31:51,802 -> 00:31:58,011 This makes the best margaritas on this side of Tiajuani . 286 00:31:58,053 -> 00:32:02,220 - Tiajuani ? - A little excitement benefit my rutini . 287 00:32:02,220 -> 00:32:05,345 - Rutini ? - You know what I mean. 288 00:32:19,931 -> 00:32:25,140 Is that you , Dad? You would go out to buy into . Has passed 30 years. 289 00:32:26,181 -> 00:32:28,266 Does this one? 290 00:32:29,307 -> 00:32:32,391 I hate you. 291 00:32:32,433 -> 00:32:36,559 - No! - What did you see ? 292 00:32:36,600 -> 00:32:40,768 Lakers lose to Portland tomorrow. 293 00:32:40,810 -> 00:32:44,935 - What about us ? - You have a demon. 294 00:32:45,977 -> 00:32:51,228 You must not under any circumstances communicate with it. 295 00:32:55,395 -> 00:32:59,521 If it is a demon, you are in trouble. 296 00:32:59,563 -> 00:33:05,813 Demons like rumper . I would to expel demons from the rump . 297 00:33:05,855 -> 00:33:09,981 I'm flattered , but I sexstrejker . Where are you going ? 298 00:33:10,022 -> 00:33:14,148 I will be in court . Child support is no joke . 299 00:33:15,189 -> 00:33:17,274 Are you kidding ? 300 00:33:19,357 -> 00:33:22,441 Good night. 301 00:33:22,482 -> 00:33:26,650 3 night 17 September 2010 302 00:33:45,445 -> 00:33:51,696 Proof that it is supernatural . I 'm excited to cut the movie . 303 00:33:51,696 -> 00:33:54,821 - Scary . - There's more. 304 00:34:06,281 -> 00:34:09,365 We can show daemon on Broadway. 305 00:34:09,407 -> 00:34:16,699 - How could we sleep while ? - I put a pill in your cornflakes . 306 00:34:16,741 -> 00:34:20,867 - Rape pill ? - You should be relaxed and cheeky . 307 00:34:21,908 -> 00:34:27,119 How dare you ? It is the worst thing you've done. 308 00:34:28,161 -> 00:34:32,328 - How was I? - I did nothing. 309 00:34:33,369 -> 00:34:36,494 I was hungry, ate cereal flakes and fell asleep . 310 00:34:36,494 -> 00:34:41,746 How can I be attracted to someone who can not even rape me ? 311 00:34:42,746 -> 00:34:49,039 Sorry. Let me make amends . Should we eat dinner at Pietro 's? 312 00:34:49,039 -> 00:34:55,289 Only because I love their warm , salty garlic buns. I feel the taste . 313 00:34:55,331 -> 00:34:58,415 - The buns get more action than mine. - What? 314 00:34:58,457 -> 00:35:01,540 Nothing. Now we go . 315 00:35:02,582 -> 00:35:08,833 Banks bought kreditswaps to improve their poor credit . 316 00:35:08,875 -> 00:35:11,958 I'll fucking . 317 00:35:20,294 -> 00:35:26,045 Do you know where the camera is ? I have put the world's most beautiful bruno . 318 00:35:26,086 -> 00:35:31,754 I do not know if it fits into in sexfilmen , but I'll film it . 319 00:35:33,837 -> 00:35:39,088 I thought I put it here . What is that? 320 00:35:39,130 ​​-> 00:35:43,255 Is there anything you want to tell me ? 321 00:35:45,339 -> 00:35:50,548 It is not my gay porn magazines . Certainly not . 322 00:35:51,590 -> 00:35:55,715 My goodness! The daemon will get messy me . 323 00:35:55,757 -> 00:36:02,008 Demon come here from hell to become your masturbation fantasy . 324 00:36:02,050 -> 00:36:05,091 it tries to drive a wedge between us. 325 00:36:05,133 -> 00:36:09,302 It has certainly carved my camera so I can not make the film . 326 00:36:09,344 -> 00:36:13,469 To hell with the movie . I might have demon herpes. 327 00:36:14,510 -> 00:36:21,803 - Thinking you do not trust us ? - Of course I do . 328 00:36:21,845 -> 00:36:27,012 I forget the movie. I am here for you. 329 00:36:27,054 -> 00:36:32,263 Here is my camera . Thank God. 330 00:36:33,263 -> 00:36:38,514 - My masterpiece continues. - You are ridiculous. 331 00:36:41,640 -> 00:36:43,723 Do you think it is ... 332 00:36:46,848 -> 00:36:50,474 - Demon Cum . - Disgusting . 333 00:36:50,515 -> 00:36:54,099 Now it personally. 334 00:36:54,141 -> 00:36:59,309 Are you doing tai chi naked again? The neighbors hate it. 335 00:36:59,351 -> 00:37:03,518 They are prejudiced against the oriental way of thinking. 336 00:37:03,560 -> 00:37:06,644 And your naked ass . 337 00:37:10,811 -> 00:37:12,895 Go forward quickly . 338 00:37:12,895 -> 00:37:16,020 Go to hell , neighbors . 339 00:37:16,020 -> 00:37:19,146 That was what happened to my panties . 340 00:37:20,230 -> 00:37:24,396 - The demon wants you . - Stop it. You are crazy. 341 00:37:24,396 -> 00:37:28,523 He's obsessed with you. 342 00:37:28,564 -> 00:37:32,731 It is perhaps due to my new perfume. It is Snookis from " Jersey Shore " . 343 00:37:32,773 -> 00:37:35,814 - Does she have a perfume? - Orange whore . 344 00:37:35,856 -> 00:37:42,107 I've spent lots of it. I want to swim it off. 345 00:37:42,149 -> 00:37:46,233 Orange whore ? Good grief . 346 00:37:46,274 -> 00:37:50,442 I 'm just about daemon put the leaves there. 347 00:37:51,484 -> 00:37:55,610 Dæmonpervo . Get out of your dæmonpik . 348 00:37:55,652 -> 00:37:59,820 You get neither my camera or my boyfriend . I crush you! 349 00:38:22,781 -> 00:38:25,906 - What is it? - Here is very cold. 350 00:38:30,074 -> 00:38:35,282 - What is it now ? - I found my old earring. 351 00:38:37,366 -> 00:38:43,617 - What is it? - The acoustics are smaddergod here . 352 00:38:43,659 -> 00:38:46,743 What is it in the mirror? 353 00:38:48,828 -> 00:38:54,036 " You think about demons ? Select an answer. " 354 00:38:54,078 -> 00:38:57,161 - Demon love you. - Quiet . 355 00:38:57,161 -> 00:39:01,870 - Kasey and demon sitting in a tree . - You are childish. 356 00:39:01,912 -> 00:39:06,538 - How many demon children do you want? - I will not play . 357 00:39:06,579 -> 00:39:10,705 Two ? One , two . 358 00:39:10,747 -> 00:39:13,831 I will be staying in a castle ... in hell. 359 00:39:16,997 -> 00:39:23,249 I am a demon. I love you, Kasey . 360 00:39:24,290 -> 00:39:27,374 You do not take it seriously. 361 00:39:27,416 -> 00:39:31,583 We must do something , so the demon release taken in you. 362 00:39:31,625 -> 00:39:35,751 Guys hate it when you talk about blowjobs at expert guys. 363 00:39:36,793 -> 00:39:40,919 - I hear nothing. - We must find something . 364 00:39:40,961 -> 00:39:46,169 We have to talk about something else than the hundreds ... 365 00:39:49,295 -> 00:39:52,421 ... of blowjobs , I have given my locking. 366 00:39:53,462 -> 00:39:56,587 We 're having a party . I have not explained why. 367 00:39:56,629 -> 00:40:00,797 All problems can be solved with a good party. 368 00:40:00,797 -> 00:40:04,922 We invite all city looking girls . 369 00:40:04,964 -> 00:40:10,673 A little alcohol and dancing. The daemon is still another , he will bun . 370 00:40:10,715 -> 00:40:16,424 - Now I feel really special . - You will probably also drop the daemon ? 371 00:40:16,424 -> 00:40:20,550 So we can have sex again . 372 00:40:20,591 -> 00:40:27,884 Can you let someone else be the most sexy and yourself non- sexy ? 373 00:40:27,926 -> 00:40:32,052 Okay . I will take overalls on . 374 00:40:32,094 -> 00:40:34,136 SKID , demon 375 00:41:00,223 -> 00:41:03,306 We take a picture. 376 00:41:06,473 -> 00:41:08,557 Welcome . 377 00:41:12,725 -> 00:41:18,976 - You like the missionary position . - Wrong. From behind. 378 00:41:21,060 -> 00:41:23,144 Was this your card ? 379 00:41:26,269 -> 00:41:28,352 TAKE HOME , demon 380 00:41:41,896 -> 00:41:44,980 Good sangria. 381 00:41:45,022 -> 00:41:49,189 Their sex life is so bad, I can never shoot when they come . 382 00:41:49,231 -> 00:41:54,440 Therefore, I record a film with breasts . 383 00:42:11,109 -> 00:42:14,235 Pillow fight . 384 00:42:44,448 -> 00:42:49,699 If this demon fuss succeed I'm finally a real Ghostbuster . 385 00:42:49,699 -> 00:42:53,866 - Are not you dj ? - It's only because I'm black. 386 00:42:54,908 -> 00:43:00,117 - You do not say to Harold Ramis . - Safely . Who is Harold Ramis ? 387 00:43:00,159 -> 00:43:02,159 Hit it. 388 00:43:02,200 -> 00:43:08,452 For the heck . It is a good ass . 389 00:43:10,536 -> 00:43:14,703 - So you are Ernie's wife? - Yes . 390 00:43:14,745 -> 00:43:16,745 You are lucky . 391 00:43:16,786 -> 00:43:25,121 I thought he was Ernie Hudson. He told the truth last year. 392 00:43:25,163 -> 00:43:30,331 He's the best fake- Ghostbuster , I know of. 393 00:43:30,372 -> 00:43:36,581 Beware. Move , bitch ! 394 00:43:36,581 -> 00:43:40,790 - What are you doing ? - I'm studying . Michael is a daytrader . 395 00:43:40,790 -> 00:43:44,957 Lovely , so you can be home almost all the time . 396 00:43:44,957 -> 00:43:48,082 What the hell was that? 397 00:43:53,292 -> 00:43:57,960 I think this will work. 398 00:43:58,002 -> 00:44:01,919 - For pillow fight . - For pillow fight . 399 00:44:01,919 -> 00:44:05,794 - I need to piss . - Are recorded . 400 00:44:06,836 -> 00:44:09,962 I piss like crosswise. 401 00:44:25,589 -> 00:44:30,840 Before I met you , everything was gray and cold with Kasey . 402 00:44:30,840 -> 00:44:34,965 I love you. 403 00:44:35,007 -> 00:44:41,258 - And I you. I'm not ashamed . - Why should we be ashamed ? 404 00:44:41,258 -> 00:44:45,383 I will shout it from the rooftops . 405 00:44:45,425 -> 00:44:51,677 I want to shout : "I love my best friend Micha . " 406 00:44:52,719 -> 00:44:55,844 - Michael . - Never mind . 407 00:45:04,179 -> 00:45:07,304 I love you. I love you the most. 408 00:45:07,346 -> 00:45:09,387 I love you, Micha . 409 00:45:12,514 -> 00:45:14,597 How did you fetters of ? 410 00:45:15,639 -> 00:45:18,764 The nurse with big boobs is an engineer . 411 00:45:18,806 -> 00:45:21,890 - Well, you're under 17 ? - I'm 18 412 00:45:21,890 -> 00:45:27,098 How could I be wrong ? I just close your eyes . 413 00:45:34,433 -> 00:45:38,600 What happened yesterday? What was in those margaritas ? 414 00:45:38,642 -> 00:45:41,727 I do not know . I went into the boards . 415 00:45:52,145 -> 00:45:56,270 - What the hell ? - Hell . 416 00:45:56,312 -> 00:46:00,480 I have been circumcised , and I did not filmed it. 417 00:46:00,522 -> 00:46:06,730 - Glazing 4 missing. Here it is. - Do not touch me . 418 00:46:08,814 -> 00:46:12,981 The last thing I remember is the words : " Release the Kraken . " 419 00:46:13,023 -> 00:46:17,148 - Did anyone " Release the Kraken " ? - No . 420 00:46:17,148 -> 00:46:22,358 - Put me down before I kick you. - Are you about to get teeth? 421 00:46:23,400 -> 00:46:28,608 Good grief . Someone said , it is a tiger in the bathroom. 422 00:46:29,691 -> 00:46:31,777 Cover me . 423 00:46:34,902 -> 00:46:42,195 - I'm struggling on the second hole . - Sorry, Tiger ... mr . Woods. 424 00:46:45,320 -> 00:46:49,445 Can I have an autograph ? 425 00:46:49,487 -> 00:46:53,655 Sure . Where do I sign ? 426 00:46:55,738 -> 00:46:59,905 - Can I run it ? - Sorry. 427 00:47:13,449 -> 00:47:17,616 Can I have everyone's attention ? 428 00:47:20,784 -> 00:47:28,077 Hello? 429 00:47:29,119 -> 00:47:31,203 Hello? Listen right here . 430 00:47:34,328 -> 00:47:36,370 Hello! 431 00:47:36,412 -> 00:47:43,705 Was there anyone who so or fondling with a demon yesterday? 432 00:47:43,746 -> 00:47:45,746 I . 433 00:47:45,788 -> 00:47:50,956 - Was he cute ? - Yes . I got his number. 434 00:47:50,998 -> 00:47:57,248 - It's probably good, right? - Is he interested , he takes yours. 435 00:47:57,289 -> 00:48:01,374 He does not like you. 436 00:48:01,416 -> 00:48:03,499 He said that I should call . 437 00:48:04,541 -> 00:48:07,666 You have been dæmondisset , bitch . 438 00:48:07,708 -> 00:48:10,834 No, I was not, bitch. 439 00:48:11,875 -> 00:48:16,043 - As I thought - a fake number. - Everybody out . 440 00:48:17,085 -> 00:48:20,210 Out . Inge objections. 441 00:48:27,503 -> 00:48:31,629 The demon did not fall for another. 442 00:48:31,671 -> 00:48:36,879 This means that I'm most sexy in spite of my overalls . 443 00:48:37,921 -> 00:48:43,131 I have received increased sensitivity top of my Nosse . 444 00:48:43,172 -> 00:48:48,339 I may never find out , when I'm at home with people . 445 00:48:48,381 -> 00:48:53,549 Assuming here ? No, not here . 446 00:48:53,590 -> 00:48:56,674 I hate doors. 447 00:48:56,674 -> 00:48:59,799 I think it 's here. 448 00:49:00,883 -> 00:49:06,092 There are so many doors . I choose it here. 449 00:49:17,553 -> 00:49:19,636 Goddamn it . 450 00:49:21,721 -> 00:49:24,804 - Demon 's still here. - The devil . 451 00:49:24,846 -> 00:49:30,013 He's right . You have only made ​​things worse. 452 00:49:30,054 -> 00:49:34,763 I need someone who can protect and satisfy me . 453 00:49:34,763 -> 00:49:39,431 I need a girl with three breasts, sucking me - 454 00:49:39,472 -> 00:49:43,599 - While I play video games , but I'm not complaining . 455 00:49:47,765 -> 00:49:51,433 - Kasey . - I listen . 456 00:49:51,474 -> 00:49:55,017 I hate that we argue. 457 00:49:55,058 -> 00:50:01,352 You showed much emotion . Say that again . It was perfect . 458 00:50:01,352 -> 00:50:05,519 You're a lousy lover and filmmaker . 459 00:50:06,561 -> 00:50:12,812 We can not make a sex film , if we do not have sex. 460 00:50:12,854 -> 00:50:16,937 - Kasey ? - You're a lousy lover . 461 00:50:16,979 -> 00:50:21,147 - Do you understand what I mean? - And you little prick . 462 00:50:26,355 -> 00:50:29,480 7 night 22 September 2010 463 00:51:49,786 -> 00:51:53,411 I can not I stripped in their sleep . 464 00:51:53,453 -> 00:51:57,078 - If you were so awake ... - I was sexy. 465 00:51:57,078 -> 00:52:00,204 I'm still mad at you. 466 00:52:03,330 -> 00:52:08,538 - Why did you do it ? - You can see the rest , if you will forgive me 467 00:52:08,580 -> 00:52:11,664 You can not bribe me for forgiveness. 468 00:52:13,748 -> 00:52:18,956 Okay, I forgive you. Proceed to where I throw panties . 469 00:52:18,998 -> 00:52:22,083 That part is good! 470 00:52:24,166 -> 00:52:29,374 - Have I made ​​tax return ? - We get a lot of money back . 471 00:52:29,416 -> 00:52:34,585 - I'm tired of this. - Find an auditor for next year. 472 00:52:34,627 -> 00:52:37,710 I think demon problem. 473 00:52:37,710 -> 00:52:41,878 - What will you do ? - Talk to him . 474 00:52:41,920 -> 00:52:46,087 Will you tweet or send sexual text messages to each other ? 475 00:52:46,087 -> 00:52:49,170 Where is your microphone ? 476 00:52:49,212 -> 00:52:53,379 - Testing. 1, 2, 3 - What are you doing ? 477 00:52:54,421 -> 00:52:59,630 I will talk to the daemon , and you must analyzing his voice on the computer. 478 00:52:59,671 -> 00:53:04,798 - Why are you a pig demon? - Annoying h him. 479 00:53:04,839 -> 00:53:13,174 Mr. Demon , if you have something to say then this is an excellent forum . 480 00:53:13,216 -> 00:53:17,341 Do you dare not show you a day your sissy ? 481 00:53:17,383 -> 00:53:21,467 - This is pointless. - I can hear something. 482 00:53:21,508 -> 00:53:28,802 To analyze the sound in all frequencies. It also makes fart sounds. 483 00:53:28,843 -> 00:53:30,927 Play it. 484 00:53:31,928 -> 00:53:36,095 - Did you ? - Yes . Map ? 485 00:53:36,136 -> 00:53:40,303 - Wrong movie. - Records you when we pet ? 486 00:53:40,303 -> 00:53:44,471 Sorry. Map ? 487 00:53:47,596 -> 00:53:51,763 I will isolate the sound . 488 00:53:52,806 -> 00:53:57,972 Where do you come from? Is this on? 489 00:53:58,014 -> 00:54:02,182 Have you noticed the difference of a daemon and a politician ? 490 00:54:02,223 -> 00:54:06,349 One is a soulless , pathetic wreck - 491 00:54:06,391 -> 00:54:10,474 - Without hope, and the other is a demon. 492 00:54:10,516 -> 00:54:15,684 - Thank you . I'm here all week. - Does he stand-up ? 493 00:54:15,725 -> 00:54:20,935 - What is the problem with flymad ? - Do you dare not show you , sissy ? 494 00:54:21,977 -> 00:54:25,103 You look really an idiot . 495 00:54:25,144 -> 00:54:28,228 I tracker not you at work. 496 00:54:28,228 -> 00:54:32,437 - That's right. I'm doing it right now. - Taunting he me? 497 00:54:32,437 -> 00:54:34,479 - " Taunts he me? " - Pigs . 498 00:54:34,521 -> 00:54:40,771 It's worse than I thought . He is both demon and comedian. 499 00:54:40,813 -> 00:54:45,981 - Now what? At least two drinks ? - Diabolical . 500 00:54:49,106 -> 00:54:53,232 The demon does not like me. I do not know why it was sur - 501 00:54:53,273 -> 00:54:58,482 - Beyond that I have tracked the and date the girl is obsessed . 502 00:54:58,524 -> 00:55:01,565 It goes really bad between Kasey and me. 503 00:55:01,607 -> 00:55:06,817 I started to read goofy romance novels to remember sex. 504 00:55:06,858 -> 00:55:12,026 I have masturbated to luderens business cards. It's sexy. 505 00:55:12,068 -> 00:55:15,111 It is written with Arial Rounded Bold . 506 00:55:15,152 -> 00:55:19,319 But the positive is that my film could be better . 507 00:55:19,361 -> 00:55:23,487 The worse my life gets, the better my film . 508 00:55:30,821 -> 00:55:33,947 - Now ? - Yes . 509 00:55:33,947 -> 00:55:37,030 Is it turned on? 510 00:55:37,072 -> 00:55:42,281 - What is this a surprise ? - Wait and see. 511 00:55:57,908 -> 00:56:00,992 - What is it? - Virtual reality glasses. 512 00:56:01,033 -> 00:56:07,286 You also have a few . our brains moved to a simulated environment ... 513 00:56:08,327 -> 00:56:11,452 ... where we can get up their sex life . - How so? 514 00:56:11,494 -> 00:56:17,704 Lie here . Fine. 515 00:56:17,704 -> 00:56:23,997 Next time we meet , we buns in a magical land full of sexy sexvenner . 516 00:56:24,038 -> 00:56:27,122 Fool . 517 00:57:08,795 -> 00:57:12,462 Should not we be in a magical jungle ? 518 00:57:12,504 -> 00:57:16,380 I had only afford the basic model . 519 00:57:16,422 -> 00:57:20,255 - Where are we? - In our own garden. 520 00:57:20,297 -> 00:57:24,464 In standing on a purple easel . The best that is available . 521 00:57:26,548 -> 00:57:31,756 - Is it a crackhus ? See you there. - No . Never mind . 522 00:57:32,798 -> 00:57:35,924 - Here's more. - Should we have sex here ? 523 00:57:35,966 -> 00:57:39,049 Why not ? He does not disturb us . 524 00:57:39,091 -> 00:57:42,133 This is weird. 525 00:57:42,175 -> 00:57:47,385 In the stars I see that we should rubbing against each other horses tails - 526 00:57:47,427 -> 00:57:52,594 - In order to achieve a great pleasure in our garden . It is easy . 527 00:57:52,635 -> 00:57:56,761 Okay, now we go. 528 00:57:59,887 -> 00:58:04,054 Can you feel anything? It does not work . 529 00:58:04,054 -> 00:58:08,221 - Am I in? - Maybe it's the wrong model. 530 00:58:10,346 -> 00:58:14,514 I need head. Why are you lying there like dead fish ? 531 00:58:14,556 -> 00:58:20,764 - Your model might be gay . - It's not gay . 532 00:58:20,806 -> 00:58:27,016 - Our garden is stupid. We advocate . - Okay . 533 00:58:40,560 -> 00:58:45,770 I hope you get your money back for sexavatar - things . 534 00:58:45,811 -> 00:58:50,978 - What are you doing ? - Demon footprints may give answers. 535 00:58:54,104 -> 00:59:01,438 - Feet size reveals ... - Forget it. 536 00:59:02,480 -> 00:59:08,731 Your tenacity to get rid of with daemon is flattering . 537 00:59:09,773 -> 00:59:12,898 With a nice ass comes great responsibility . 538 00:59:12,939 -> 00:59:15,982 It's kind of sexy. Say something more. 539 00:59:16,024 -> 00:59:21,232 Ask not what your ass can do you, but what you can do for your butt . 540 00:59:21,274 -> 00:59:25,400 Four bright and seven rob ago formed the ancestors of a new rump - nation. 541 00:59:25,442 -> 00:59:30,610 - Camera . - Keep going. 542 00:59:30,651 -> 00:59:35,819 I have a dream ... ass! 543 00:59:41,028 -> 00:59:43,111 Attack . 544 00:59:46,237 -> 00:59:51,488 - I am the best. - It's great . It's close. 545 00:59:52,488 -> 00:59:55,655 Yes. 546 01:00:10,240 -> 01:00:15,450 I did it. I got her to come ! 547 01:00:22,743 -> 01:00:29,536 I got her to come I got her to come 548 01:00:29,536 -> 01:00:34,995 I got her to come I got her to come 549 01:00:35,037 -> 01:00:40,454 - I got her to come . - I have tuberculosis. 550 01:00:45,705 -> 01:00:49,830 - I got her to come . - I filmed it. 551 01:00:49,872 -> 01:00:52,997 I got her to come 552 01:00:52,997 -> 01:00:56,123 Now she is all right 553 01:00:57,165 -> 01:00:59,248 I got her to come . 554 01:01:08,625 -> 01:01:12,792 - Sorry, I just sneezed . - What? 555 01:01:14,877 -> 01:01:21,127 We can try again . I can get the best orgasm. I faker well . 556 01:01:21,169 -> 01:01:23,169 Forget it. 557 01:01:23,211 -> 01:01:27,379 I wish you had not said it. 558 01:01:34,672 -> 01:01:37,797 11 night On September 26, 2010 559 01:02:00,758 -> 01:02:03,883 Michael ! 560 01:02:07,010 -> 01:02:10,135 You're safe . 561 01:02:10,177 -> 01:02:13,219 Now you are safe. 562 01:02:13,261 -> 01:02:16,345 - Try not demon. - It hurts. 563 01:02:16,387 -> 01:02:21,595 Do something to forget the pain . Read a book or something. 564 01:02:21,637 -> 01:02:26,805 - I can not . Read to me. - I'm trying to save your life. 565 01:02:27,846 -> 01:02:30,972 It's always about you. 566 01:02:32,013 -> 01:02:37,223 - Works romance? - Where did you get it from ? 567 01:02:37,265 -> 01:02:41,431 Does it matter ? I'm trying to save your life. 568 01:02:41,431 -> 01:02:45,599 - I think it's over . - Av. 569 01:02:45,641 -> 01:02:48,724 Something hit me in the butt . 570 01:02:54,976 -> 01:02:59,102 - I think it's over . - Av. 571 01:02:59,143 -> 01:03:03,811 - How's the butt ? - It hurts. 572 01:03:03,852 -> 01:03:08,520 We must do something . The demon becomes bolder. 573 01:03:09,562 -> 01:03:14,771 There is perhaps nothing at Wikipedia about what we can do. 574 01:03:16,854 -> 01:03:22,063 - What is it? - The demon has blocked our Wi-Fi . 575 01:03:23,105 -> 01:03:27,273 No! 576 01:03:33,523 -> 01:03:36,691 Can we use mobiles ? 577 01:03:39,816 -> 01:03:41,899 He has taken our mobiles . 578 01:03:41,899 -> 01:03:47,109 No! 579 01:03:57,528 -> 01:03:59,611 We pick up the Xbox . 580 01:04:02,736 -> 01:04:05,821 - Here it is. - Where was it? 581 01:04:05,863 -> 01:04:13,155 Under the bed . I was looking there, and 20 minutes after it was there. 582 01:04:13,196 -> 01:04:16,281 - Have you found anything ? - Not yet. 583 01:04:19,406 -> 01:04:21,489 Is that where it should be? 584 01:04:21,531 -> 01:04:26,740 Focus . We must find a solution in our demon problem . 585 01:04:26,740 -> 01:04:30,866 - See here . - It looks painful . 586 01:04:30,907 -> 01:04:36,117 But in a good way . Make a dog ear . You never know. 587 01:04:38,200 -> 01:04:43,410 See . The demon takes control of animals and get them to attack their owners. 588 01:04:44,451 -> 01:04:49,619 This occupying pregnant and destroy the child's DNA. 589 01:04:49,661 -> 01:04:55,912 This has given millions to interest in the family Kardashian 590 01:04:56,954 -> 01:04:59,037 Sore! 591 01:05:01,121 -> 01:05:04,246 These pages are linked. 592 01:05:06,330 -> 01:05:12,581 It's called dæmonatrix and clasps on couples with sexual problems. 593 01:05:12,622 -> 01:05:16,790 - Very harmful for couples. - It sounds logical. 594 01:05:17,790 -> 01:05:21,999 He is trying to get me to look as if I masturbate constantly. 595 01:05:24,040 -> 01:05:27,167 What the .. 596 01:05:27,208 -> 01:05:30,292 - No . - Come on! 597 01:05:30,333 -> 01:05:34,501 That explains why you are occupied by masturbating . 598 01:05:34,543 -> 01:05:38,669 It was definitely daemon. 599 01:05:38,711 -> 01:05:43,378 But sexproblemet hangs up on me . 600 01:05:43,420 -> 01:05:48,004 You have no sexproblem . 601 01:05:48,045 -> 01:05:52,212 I can not think about someone who ... 602 01:05:55,338 -> 01:06:00,047 I have not told Michael it here - 603 01:06:00,088 -> 01:06:04,673 - But I made some very dark things . 604 01:06:04,714 -> 01:06:08,882 I've done things that many others may not have heard of : 605 01:06:08,923 -> 01:06:13,090 The cheeky bassoon, Chamomile maneuver - 606 01:06:13,132 -> 01:06:17,216 - The slobbering rabbi. L' chaim . 607 01:06:17,258 -> 01:06:21,425 But it should be different with Michael . 608 01:06:22,467 -> 01:06:25,552 The daemon does not let me do it. 609 01:06:25,594 -> 01:06:30,802 When a demon 've seen you use an advanced sexstilling , he is locked. 610 01:06:31,844 -> 01:06:36,012 - What do you think the demon want with me? - We should ask a ouijabræt . 611 01:06:36,054 -> 01:06:40,179 - I will not go in that direction. - They are harmless. 612 01:06:40,220 -> 01:06:44,345 I believe the way to the store. The road is too bad. 613 01:06:44,387 -> 01:06:47,472 I would not buy a oujiabræt . 614 01:06:48,513 -> 01:06:52,638 - We use one on my new iPad. - Michael . 615 01:06:52,680 -> 01:06:59,973 - I would not buy a board. - What should we ask it ? 616 01:07:02,057 -> 01:07:06,266 - What are you my boyfriend ? - It moves. 617 01:07:06,266 -> 01:07:08,308 What does that say ? 618 01:07:08,350 -> 01:07:16,684 R- D -M- P- E . 619 01:07:17,727 -> 01:07:19,769 Dehisced . 620 01:07:19,810 -> 01:07:26,062 - A. Dehisced . Ernie was right. - You get it . This is mine. 621 01:07:26,103 -> 01:07:32,270 You must tear it off, like any other guys who dream about her. 622 01:07:32,312 -> 01:07:37,521 For one day you full , and she surprisingly says yes . How about . 623 01:07:39,605 -> 01:07:44,813 It's not real. It is your Zippo app . 624 01:07:44,855 -> 01:07:48,939 It looked real. What's it doing ? 625 01:07:48,981 -> 01:07:53,148 - Have daemon Facebook? - It has more friends than me . 626 01:07:53,190 -> 01:07:59,399 - Is this demon porn? - It is succubaporno . 627 01:07:59,399 -> 01:08:02,524 It is a female demon who seduces men while they sleep . 628 01:08:02,566 -> 01:08:08,776 She sucks the life out of them , and they are condemned forever. Sexy . 629 01:08:08,817 -> 01:08:16,111 I know what is sexy . It is not sexy. I do not know you anymore. 630 01:08:24,445 -> 01:08:28,613 It is a new solvent app . 631 01:08:28,655 -> 01:08:31,696 Right? 632 01:08:31,738 -> 01:08:35,906 Kasey . It cost nearly $ 1,000 . 633 01:08:43,198 -> 01:08:50,491 Gab or something. Pretend you want to sleep. 634 01:08:50,532 -> 01:08:52,574 - Good. - I'm tired . 635 01:08:55,741 -> 01:08:59,909 - Did you hear that ? - It was upstairs . 636 01:08:59,951 -> 01:09:02,993 The ceiling . 637 01:09:03,035 -> 01:09:07,203 It was just my artificial sound machine. 638 01:09:10,328 -> 01:09:14,495 - Do you prefer rainforest ? - We have to go up there . 639 01:09:15,536 -> 01:09:18,621 No. We must bring us to safety. 640 01:09:18,663 -> 01:09:23,871 We leave the house and stops to try to handle this yourself. 641 01:09:23,913 -> 01:09:28,039 I'm kidding . Of course we up in the attic. 642 01:09:29,081 -> 01:09:35,331 - Be careful. - Demon hunter is after you. 643 01:09:35,373 -> 01:09:38,457 I'll get at you. 644 01:09:41,582 -> 01:09:45,750 Damn, there's something up there. 645 01:09:51,000 -> 01:09:54,085 - I'm going up . - I will go with . 646 01:09:54,085 -> 01:09:58,294 You go first so I can film up under your clothes . 647 01:10:20,172 -> 01:10:24,339 - Can you see anything ? - No . Wait . What is it? 648 01:10:29,549 -> 01:10:33,715 - Is it just you? - What are you doing here ? 649 01:10:33,715 -> 01:10:37,883 - Smells have the coconut ? - You have a good sense of smell. 650 01:10:37,925 -> 01:10:42,092 - I just made piña colada . - Thank you . 651 01:10:42,133 -> 01:10:46,260 - I would warn you . - Use the door. 652 01:10:47,302 -> 01:10:51,427 - Crime tape covering it. - It is not good . 653 01:10:51,469 -> 01:10:56,679 I had a session with lesbians as one of their dead friends took me. 654 01:10:56,720 -> 01:10:59,804 - Was she cute? - Not my type. 655 01:10:59,846 -> 01:11:02,887 Ugly legs and bad breath. 656 01:11:02,929 -> 01:11:08,097 Spirit knew a spirit who knew a guardian angel - 657 01:11:08,139 -> 01:11:11,264 - Who had worked with a friend of yours demon. 658 01:11:11,305 -> 01:11:13,347 - He's a pig. - I know. 659 01:11:14,389 -> 01:11:19,598 Did you know that Tupac and Biggie doing a plate where Rick James plays bass ? 660 01:11:19,640 -> 01:11:24,849 Spirit said daemon will take over your body and soul. 661 01:11:24,890 -> 01:11:30,016 - What about me? - You get a Porsche and a longer penis. 662 01:11:30,058 -> 01:11:32,100 He will also kill you. 663 01:11:33,142 -> 01:11:40,477 - I found it here. - Things from school . 664 01:11:42,561 -> 01:11:46,687 - My first bra. - Damn . 665 01:11:46,728 -> 01:11:50,854 - I have lost a lot. - Not bad . 666 01:11:50,895 -> 01:11:58,188 A letter from Tony Landen , where he asks if he can cuddle my beaver . 667 01:11:58,230 -> 01:12:03,355 - Hussy . - My beaver boots. They were soft . 668 01:12:03,397 -> 01:12:10,690 Greg McConnell will use my cactus. It was a kind of pencils. 669 01:12:10,731 -> 01:12:14,857 Ricardo Florez asks if he can caressing my pussy. 670 01:12:15,898 -> 01:12:21,108 - I assume that it was your cat. - No . 671 01:12:21,150 -> 01:12:25,275 See . My first pregnancy test. 672 01:12:26,316 -> 01:12:29,444 It's still wet. 673 01:12:29,444 -> 01:12:32,610 - My second test . - Have you heard of condoms ? 674 01:12:33,610 -> 01:12:39,903 - One of them was positive. - My first foot ball . 675 01:12:40,945 -> 01:12:42,987 - Stop . - Adolescence . 676 01:12:43,028 -> 01:12:47,155 What does it mean , in addition to she has lived another life ? 677 01:12:47,196 -> 01:12:51,321 It's worse than I thought . The demon has followed your sex life for years. 678 01:12:51,363 -> 01:12:57,614 If he can reconcile his malice with the power of your strange inclinations - 679 01:12:57,656 -> 01:13:01,740 - You do not know what he might do. 680 01:13:01,781 -> 01:13:05,906 Why did not you tell , that you are a pervert ? 681 01:13:05,948 -> 01:13:13,241 I wanted a fresh start . you should not have a girl who used grater. 682 01:13:13,283 -> 01:13:17,409 I'm going , so I can talk. 683 01:13:17,409 -> 01:13:23,660 I walk alone into the dark kitchen, where all the blades . 684 01:13:25,785 -> 01:13:29,953 Have I mentioned that there is a demon in the house that will kill us ? 685 01:13:48,706 -> 01:13:51,789 I got you! 686 01:13:51,831 -> 01:13:58,082 - You scared the shit out of us. - Yes . You should have seen your faces . 687 01:14:02,249 -> 01:14:05,333 - Are you okay ? - He can not breathe . 688 01:14:05,374 -> 01:14:11,625 - I got you again. - I was about to shit his pants . 689 01:14:16,877 -> 01:14:19,961 - It was good. - He's good. 690 01:14:20,003 -> 01:14:24,128 It was realistic. 691 01:14:24,128 -> 01:14:29,379 The wires are connected incorrectly. He's got an electric shock. 692 01:14:29,421 -> 01:14:35,630 - The demon killed him. - Demon killed Ernie . 693 01:14:39,797 -> 01:14:45,006 For the best fake Ghostbuster , I have ever met . 694 01:14:45,048 -> 01:14:48,132 Ironic that you died of the things - 695 01:14:49,174 -> 01:14:54,382 - Which you devoted your life to capture . 696 01:14:56,466 -> 01:15:00,634 - Do you think his wife pick him up ? - We get it . 697 01:15:01,675 -> 01:15:06,885 - I'll give myself to the daemon . - Why is that? 698 01:15:07,928 -> 01:15:14,178 - So he leaves maybe you live. - No . I have an idea . 699 01:15:14,219 -> 01:15:19,387 - Film me. - Be careful. 700 01:15:29,847 -> 01:15:36,097 Why is this? It lay in the attic . 701 01:15:36,139 -> 01:15:40,265 We must find something Kasey . Movies you ? 702 01:15:40,307 -> 01:15:44,974 Kasey . 703 01:15:45,016 -> 01:15:49,642 Kasey . 704 01:15:57,977 -> 01:16:00,061 Your devil . 705 01:16:00,102 -> 01:16:01,102 Hi there. 706 01:16:10,520 -> 01:16:12,604 No. 707 01:16:19,897 -> 01:16:25,105 I do not know what it is. 708 01:16:26,147 -> 01:16:29,232 Thank God you're alive. 709 01:16:29,273 -> 01:16:35,482 - Your eyes are green. - They have always been . 710 01:16:35,524 -> 01:16:40,733 Is it true? I thought you were death or something worse . 711 01:16:40,775 -> 01:16:45,983 The last thing I remember is , I went against a green light . 712 01:16:45,983 -> 01:16:51,152 - Do you remember anything else? - I felt a trembling ecstasy. 713 01:16:51,194 -> 01:16:57,402 - What? - The best orgasm I've had . 714 01:16:57,402 -> 01:17:04,695 - Have you had sex with a demon ? - His name is David and knows his stuff . 715 01:17:04,737 -> 01:17:08,905 You need to be tested for AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, crabs ... 716 01:17:08,947 -> 01:17:13,072 Relax . It meant nothing. I still love you . 717 01:17:14,113 -> 01:17:17,197 Did he have a big, devilish dick? 718 01:17:17,239 -> 01:17:21,365 It does not depend on the size , but the evil in it. 719 01:17:21,406 -> 01:17:25,573 You can take him. I will disappear with my somewhat above normal large penis. 720 01:17:26,615 -> 01:17:31,324 - Go . - Take the book with demons positions. 721 01:17:31,324 -> 01:17:35,950 - Give it to your girlfriend . - What is it? 722 01:17:35,991 -> 01:17:42,244 "To get rid of a dæmonatrix must see a couple who fondles . " 723 01:17:42,285 -> 01:17:48,495 " Dæmonatrix get confused and get taint of kissing lovers . " 724 01:17:48,537 -> 01:17:52,662 - It is our solution. - It should be about love . 725 01:17:52,662 -> 01:17:59,996 - Do you love me still ? - Yes . See it as an early bachelorette party . 726 01:18:00,038 -> 01:18:03,080 I have had my life's best sex - 727 01:18:03,122 -> 01:18:07,288 - And I will settle for mediocre sex with you . 728 01:18:07,288 -> 01:18:11,997 - You know how to boost a guy's ego. - Now we do it . 729 01:18:11,997 -> 01:18:16,623 " The emancipation dæmonatrix may affect the entire universe. " 730 01:18:16,665 -> 01:18:20,833 - " And is uncomfortable to watch . " - We can not stop kissing. 731 01:18:20,874 -> 01:18:26,041 No matter what happens . Wait . 732 01:18:26,083 -> 01:18:29,167 - Ready ? - Yes . 733 01:18:30,209 -> 01:18:36,460 I gave David oral sex, so it can taste a little strange. 734 01:18:42,711 -> 01:18:45,837 Continue. 735 01:18:47,920 -> 01:18:51,088 Right hand yellow. 736 01:18:52,130 -> 01:18:54,171 Why is Precious here ? 737 01:18:55,255 -> 01:18:59,423 - Left chest. Chicken . - I'm confused . 738 01:18:59,464 -> 01:19:03,589 - Do it , or I'll eat you. - It's wrong. 739 01:19:03,631 -> 01:19:06,714 I found something in his pocket. 740 01:19:18,174 -> 01:19:22,342 I knew it. I'm jew , and this is a dream. 741 01:19:22,384 -> 01:19:26,510 It's just dead bodies on the ceiling. Kiss me . 742 01:19:26,552 -> 01:19:28,594 Nobody loves me. 743 01:19:51,556 -> 01:19:55,723 A weird dream. I will be with the one where you can not run fast . 744 01:19:55,764 -> 01:20:00,890 Slow motion . 745 01:20:00,932 -> 01:20:06,141 You must continue to kiss me , so we can leave the dream. 746 01:20:44,731 -> 01:20:48,898 - I think it's over . - Thank God. 747 01:20:48,939 -> 01:20:51,982 Did you shoot it ? 748 01:20:52,024 -> 01:20:57,232 I have the best supernatural phenomenon that is captured on film. 749 01:20:57,274 -> 01:21:01,400 Someone has carved memory card. 750 01:21:02,442 -> 01:21:07,608 - Did you hear that ? - Yes . We go down. 751 01:21:07,650 -> 01:21:12,819 - Did you see anything ? - I put a new one in. 752 01:21:12,861 -> 01:21:19,070 - What is it? - A clapperboard , but it is not mine. 753 01:21:19,112 -> 01:21:25,362 " Love The couple, who I live with . Directed by David . " 754 01:21:25,404 -> 01:21:29,530 - What's up, kids? - Who are you? 755 01:21:29,530 -> 01:21:33,697 I 'm David and the demon of another class . 756 01:21:33,697 -> 01:21:38,947 I belong to the third grade, when I have freed you. My boss gets angry . 757 01:21:38,947 -> 01:21:44,157 - Where did you get the camera from? - I got tired of borrowing yours. 758 01:21:44,198 -> 01:21:50,408 The seller gave me discount and extra long guarantee. 759 01:21:50,450 -> 01:21:53,491 Why have you troubled us ? 760 01:21:53,533 -> 01:22:00,827 It is part of the job. demons talents are few : take people possess and kill . 761 01:22:00,869 -> 01:22:07,077 - Why me ? - I like photography and sex. 762 01:22:08,119 -> 01:22:13,329 I selected you as the object of long ago, but had no camera . 763 01:22:13,370 -> 01:22:19,622 But when Michael bought a camera I realized that the time had come . 764 01:22:19,662 -> 01:22:25,830 I am a demon, but it I really want to do is direct . 765 01:22:25,872 -> 01:22:31,081 First you kill Ernie, and now you want make a porn movie with my girlfriend. 766 01:22:31,081 -> 01:22:36,290 Come with me and be my star . We can do things in porn industry - 767 01:22:36,332 -> 01:22:40,458 - As perverts and deviants could only dream of. 768 01:22:40,499 -> 01:22:43,583 - Get out of my house. - Wait . 769 01:22:44,625 -> 01:22:47,750 - I would go with him . - What? 770 01:22:48,791 -> 01:22:52,919 Ever since he touched me , He has opened Pandora's box. 771 01:22:52,960 -> 01:22:58,169 I did not know that orgasms could be so intense and enjoyable unsavory . 772 01:22:58,211 -> 01:23:03,378 - I love you . - I will always love you. 773 01:23:04,420 -> 01:23:08,587 - He has a great dæmonpik . - But ... 774 01:23:08,629 -> 01:23:13,796 - Goodbye, Michael . - See you , bitch . 775 01:23:15,880 -> 01:23:20,048 Would you say it again ? It sounded good. 776 01:23:20,089 -> 01:23:24,215 - See you , bitch . - Thank you . 777 01:23:44,052 -> 01:23:47,177 For hell. 778 01:24:08,013 -> 01:24:14,264 My memory card was stolen, and Kasey selected daemon before me . 779 01:24:37,227 -> 01:24:39,310 What the hell ! 780 01:24:47,645 -> 01:24:52,813 - I stumbled across your stupid doll. - She is not stupid . 781 01:24:52,854 -> 01:24:59,105 Viagraen starts to work , and we have a long journey to the gates of hell . 782 01:24:59,146 -> 01:25:04,314 - We can take samkørselsbanen . - Are you taking Viagra ? 783 01:25:04,356 -> 01:25:07,439 I is 300,000 years old. What do you think ? 784 01:25:07,481 -> 01:25:11,649 As I slowly walked up the stairs , I had time to think . 785 01:25:11,649 -> 01:25:16,816 - There are more important things than sex . - Is there ? Yes, it is . 786 01:25:16,857 -> 01:25:22,067 I am willing to sacrifice my vagina happiness for my heart's happiness. 787 01:25:22,109 -> 01:25:26,192 - Romantic . - Sorry, I 'll stay with Michael . 788 01:25:26,234 -> 01:25:32,444 Are you kidding? How do I one that can replace you ? 789 01:25:32,486 -> 01:25:37,694 Anyone know how to get out ? I have walked around here forever . 790 01:25:37,736 -> 01:25:43,904 - Well then . Do you want to be a star ? - Yes . 791 01:25:43,946 -> 01:25:49,154 I am glad that you came back . I would make the heart and vagina happy. 792 01:25:49,196 -> 01:25:53,322 We begin immediately. 793 01:25:58,531 -> 01:26:04,782 Say it with heart and vagina again . It was just for an Oscar . 794 01:26:05,865 -> 01:26:11,075 I am willing to sacrifice my vagina happiness for my heart's happiness. 795 01:26:15,242 -> 01:26:17,325 - Is it okay ? - Yes . 796 01:26:22,536 -> 01:26:26,703 - Did not you have a demon with ? - We would meet outside. 797 01:26:26,744 -> 01:26:29,828 I did not find the door. 798 01:26:37,121 -> 01:26:41,247 - What is this shit ? - Smoking we shit ? 799 01:26:41,288 -> 01:26:45,455 - You are fucking stupid. - I take that as a compliment. 800 01:26:45,497 -> 01:26:49,622 Surely there are movies in this møgkamera ?64883

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