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(silence)

(upbeat accordion music)

(hissing)

(screaming)

(coughing)

(ominous music)

- There's our boy.

Looks like he's ready
to make some TV magic.

- God help us all.

- Whoa, what did you
guys do to the RV?

- Oh yeah, it's from our
new marketing budget.

Our mobile billboard.

- It's chilly.

- Okay, let's do this,
come on, drive ahead.

- Dad!

Dad, dad!

- Shit, take this.

Hey.

Hey, you, get over here,
it's freezing out here.

What are you doing?

- I made a video
for you, so did mom.

- So you're the little monkey

that stole my phone, I've been
looking everywhere for it.

- Yeah, I wanted to
make it a surprise.

- Well, it is, sweet
face, thank you.

I love you.

Okay, get inside, it's freezing.

Go go go go.

Hey, I'm sorry.

- You weren't even
gonna say goodbye.

- I didn't wanna
wake you guys up.

I just wanted to
slip away, I'm sorry.

- Be safe, okay.

(slow music)

- It's gotta be hard
leaving sometimes, huh?

- Yeah, sometimes.

Bill, how long we got?

- Uh, about a seven hour drive.

Then we take a boat to
the middle of nowhere

where we leave you for dead.

- This gives me plenty of
time to further establish

my dominance over my poor
younger brother here.

- Oh, is that right?

Well, I've been practicing
online so you better watch out.

- Game on.

Whoa, that one?

Is that really, that's the
one that you wanna move?

I'm just saying, that's
the way you wanna start it?

- Are we gonna trash talk
each other in this game?

(laughing)

- It's already over.

- Smartass.

* You can't survive
on just crab apples *

* Tastes just fine to me

* You got to know
where you're headin' *

* We never know
where we're headin' *

* Oh oh no,
we just ride and see *

* And do you live
the good life *

* Oh Hell No

* We got kids and a wife

* Oh hell no

* We live our life
for the ride *

* Ooh ooh

* Ooh ooh

- All right, so, final recount.

- All right, you
got four GoPros,

one Blackmagic, one
HTV with night vision.

Oh, and here, lens
wipes, use 'em.

I'm tired of lack of footage
'cause the lens is dirty.

Take it, take it.

- Yes ma'am, Jesus.

- Okay, so, final
location recap.

We're gonna circle
up with our guide

about 70 kilometers
west of Temagami.

It's very very remote,
nothing for miles.

There's a little hunting
camp called Bearskin Lake

is the closest thing.

Used to be a logging mill.

Oh, apparently our
guide lives there.

- Great.

Topography?

- Plenty of lakes of
rivers, some edible plants,

mushrooms, be careful.

- You eat one lousy mushroom.

(laughing)

- Memories of season one.

- Well, let's not
have a replay of that.

- Yeah, but don't forget
to eat something gross.

The viewers love that.

- I think you love that.

- Yeah, I do, I really do.

(laughing)

But the viewers do too,

and this is a new
audience for us, so.

- I think she's right.

She's right, this is our chance

to take this show really big.

- Don't you worry, buddy,
Dougie's got it under control.

- Well, I certainly hope so.

There's a lot riding on this.

- Yeah, and I'm not
ready for a real job.

- Thanks for the overwhelming
confidence, guys.

(laughing)

- You got this, I know, I know.

- I'm feeling so, I'm feeling
the love, I'm feeling it.

- [Angie] Mind the door, buddy.

Last one in buys.

- Not too long, guys, days
are shorter and shorter.

We gotta get out there.

- Guys, I'm gonna hit the head.

Gonna give birth to
a calf out of my ass.

(laughing)

- What the, Ange?

What is up?

I'm just gonna talk to somebody
about where our guide is.

- All right, Bill, you do that.

It's a nice town.

You didn't happen
to notice a hospital

on the drive in, did you?

- No, you'd be lucky to find
a bottle of aspirin here.

- That's what I figured.

Great.

- Hey, look, man,
for the record,

I know that you're
gonna go out there

and you are gonna
do a great job.

We all do.

- Well, all right, thanks, Slim.

What, you getting all
sentimental on me now?

- No, I'm not, I'm just trying
to find a nice way to say it.

- Terry, spit it out.

- Just don't fuck this up.

Get us a real show,

You know, no more fart jokes,

no more goofball stuff
for me to cut around.

This network show deal
might be our chance

to make some real money.

And I don't want your ego to
get in the way of the team.

- Hah.

- I'm sorry, man.

I'm gonna go check on the gear.

Good, good chat.

- Fuck me.

- Okay so, I found our guy.

He just got his breakfast, just
says he needs a little time.

- Seriously?

- I don't think that guy's
playing with a full six pack.

- Bill, you realize,
I've gotta build a fire

and a shelter before
the sun goes down.

- Yeah yeah yeah, you
wanna go talk to him?

- [Doug] Ah, Jesus.

- Come on, do it, go, use
your star-studded charm.

Get him off his ass, come on.

- [Doug] You're an idiot.

- Go.

His name is Duncan.

- [Doug] Duncan?

- Yeah, that dude on the end.

- Oh boy.

I'm Doug, Doug Woods.

- Real pleasure to
meet you, Mr. Woods.

- Are you a fan of the show?

- Would be if I had the cable.

- Yeah, there's that.

So, you're pretty familiar
with these parts, huh?

This your hood?

- Wouldn't be much of
a guide if I wasn't.

- So any expert advice?

- What?

For a hotshot outdoorsman
like yourself?

(laughing)

Heck, nothing I
wouldn't tell myself

every time I go out in the bush.

- Oh yeah, what's that?

- That if I die, a bear
will probably find my body

way before any
search party does.

I'll see ya on the
boat, Mr. Woods.

- Uplifting.

Good.

Yeah.

(grunting)

- Angie, Terry, this is Duncan.

Duncan, Angie, Terry.

- Hey, how's you doin'?

- Thank you.

This is some engine
you got here, huh?

Oh.

- Need a shallow draw to
navigate these waterways.

Comes in real handy
in the back lakes

during the moose season, eh?

- That's impressive.

- I know.

- Only the best.

Same as always, five days
alone making TV magic,

then we pick you up.

Anything goes wrong, we
track you on the sat phone,

we haul your ass out of there.

All right?

- Okay.

- Ooh, must be nice
to have a lifeline.

(chuckling)

- Hey hey hey, this is
what you do, all right?

Hold that?

- Hold that.

- All right, bring it in.

- Bring it in.

Ow!

Bony knuckles.

- Season three!

(cheering)

(slow foreboding music)

- [Doug] Oh!

Son of a bitch.

- (laughs) A soaker
five seconds in.

Is that a new record.

- Funny.

- Please, don't
start the new season

complaining about a soaker.

- Well, I tell you what,

any time you wanna be the
guy out here on his own,

you let me know, 'cause that'd
make a great comedy show.

Ass.

- Hey, don't forget,
eat something gross.

(boat engine revs)

(slow music)

(camera beeps)

- Hi, everyone.

Well, here I am,
in the wilderness

of the great Canadian north.

My team just dropped me off,
and I'm completely on my own.

I won't be seeing anyone
for another five days

until they come pick me up.

The scenario I'll be playing out

is that of an amateur
nature photographer

who got lost in the woods
and totally turned around.

And as always, my producers
have packed my backpack.

I don't know what I'm gonna get.

So, let's see what
we got in here.

We got a hat,

a camera,

a flash, oh, that's bright.

I said, amateur photographer.

Can of Amp energy drink,

apple,

Swiss army knife,
and a stick of gum.

The first thing
I'm gonna wanna do

is hike into that treeline.

Once there, I can figure out
exactly how I'm gonna survive

these next five days.

(camera beeps)

(panting)

As you can see, I started
building my shelter.

Now I'm using this
large, fallen branch,

and I'm laying in these
cedar branches at an angle.

It should keep me
nice and toasty.

And the idea here is to
make sure that we, ow, oh!

Oh, fuck, motherfucker!

Oh.

Okay, let's document that.

You see that?

That's right under the nail.

Oh, day one and I'm
already bleeding.

Oh, that hurts.

One, two, three, oh!

Oh, that feels better.

And I'll clean myself up,
and get back to my shelter.

Hello there.

Yep, I just finished
this tasty soda.

I'm gonna show you how to
start a fire using a soda can.

What you're gonna wanna do,

grab some earth, moist dirt,

and polish the
bottom of the can.

I've been doing this one
for about a half hour.

That's right, a half hour
of constant polishing.

I'm very good at it. (chuckling)

No more fuck ups.

What we do is we place
the can in the position

so that the sun can
bounce right off it,

find a sweet spot, and
let the sun do its work.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah!

I have made fire!

Nobody cares.

I care.

Aw, come on, that's cool
no matter how you cut it.

Ooh, don't wanna burn
the camera. (laughing)

All right, more wood, more wood.

(slow ominous music)

(phone beeping)

(dial tone ringing)

- [Angie] Hello, fearless
leader, still alive?

- Well, now that I
hear your sexy voice,

I have something to live for.

- Hold up, Bill
wants to talk to you.

- Hey, pal, all good?

- Yep, all settled in, just
checking in on you guys.

Is that music?

- Oh, yeah, that's
off Terry's laptop.

Hey, I gotta tell you, buddy,

Duncan set us up
in a primo spot.

Angie was off getting
beer all today,

I caught two good sized
trout, reeled 'em off,

now into Angie's scotch,
we're all a little drunk.

- You know I'm sleeping
under a tree, right?

- Nice, buddy.

That's why you're
gonna be famous in 11
different countries.

- From your lips.

Hey, put Terry on.

- Slim!

- Hey, how's today's
footage looking?

- Pretty good.

Some minor fuck
ups to cut around.

- Oh, yeah, that's to
be expected. (laughs)

- Smartass.

Hey, listen, I've
hiked into Gull Lake,

I've set up a shelter,
I'm gonna stay here.

So pick up will be the
same as drop off, got it?

- Yeah.

- All right, go back to
your little fancy party.

I'll talk to you
guys in the morning.

And they're worried about me.

(sighing)

(fire crackling)

(exploding)

(ominous music)

Something, uh...

Some sort of...

I guess it was a
noise, woke me up.

I literally felt the
earth shake beneath me.

Phew.

There's no storm.

Guess it was an earthquake.

They're rare, but
they do happen.

I guess there are
no aftershocks, so,
back in the sack.

Well, it's day two on
the Canadian Shield.

And even with a
shelter and a fire,

it sure is nice when
the sun comes up.

Now the sun will be up...

Holy shit.

Look at that, look at
that, look, up, look.

It's like a perfect line
right down the lake.

Jesus, maybe it had something
to do with the sound

I heard last night.

That's no lightning.

Well, we gotta investigate this.

From wilderness show
to detective show.

Follow me.

What the fuck?

(ominous music)

Look at that.

There's something in that water.

Shit.

Looks like we've got a visitor.

The important thing
is to stay calm.

Just back away, get
out of Mr. Wolf's path.

Wow.

That's a large male.

He's getting ready to settle
in for a long, harsh winter,

so, he's ready to
pack all the pounds.

These fish here are going
to be a huge feast for him.

That's odd.

He just walked right by 'em.

I'd love fish tonight.

Still, maybe that wolf
knows something I don't.

Better safe than sorry.

(beeping)

(beeping)

(beeping)

Useless piece of shit.

Maybe it was a meteor.

That could knock out the
satellite reception with Terry.

I knew your geek facts
would come in handy.

A meteor.

I'm not gonna take a
chance on those fish.

Let's see if we can
trap some small game.

Okay, here we go.

See that?

That right there?

Those droppings,
most likely rabbit.

I hate to kill any animal,
but in survival conditions,

everything's fair game.

That big fat rabbit sure would
be tasty right about now.

Let's see what we can do.

Now, one of the simplest,
most effective traps

is called the figure
four deadfall.

And what you need for this is
three sticks and a big rock.

And it's very very simple.

Put a piece of bait just on
the tip of stick C over here,

our furry little
friend will crawl in

all curious and hungry,
and with any luck,

he'll trigger the trap.

And that will kill
any small animal.

All right.

Now, let's set this up
again so you guys can see

how I did it.

You take a big rock, it's
heavier than it looks,

stick A, stick B, stick C.

You wanna make sure the
grooves and the notches

all line up.

You want a big rock.

Ah, okay.

Now for bait.

Rabbits love apples.

All right.

Now we wait.

All right.

There, don't say I never
did anything for you, Angie.

(ominous music)

Okay, so, this morning
I set three traps.

Let's see if we got any food.

Oh, look at this.

Wait for it.

It looks like we got some food.

I'll tell ya, it'll be
nice to get some warm meat

in my belly.

Ah, can it be?

(laughing)

Two out of three, let's eat!

(rustling)

(ominous music)

(camera beeps)

So, as you can see, I've
moved away from camp.

You don't want any dead
animals, blood or guts,

anywhere near where
you're sleeping.

You'd invite unwelcome guests
like coyotes, wolves, a bear.

What you wanna do
is take Bugs here,

lay him on his back like this.

Take your knife, you wanna
make a nice, long cut

from the breast all the
way down to the belly.

Once you've made the first cut,

you wanna work your thumbs
in and under the fur

all the way around.

Kind of like a giant tangerine.

Pull it apart, and when
you get down to the leg,

you need to snap it,
and make a shallow cut

all the way around the paw.

It should all slide off.

Next, a nice slice right
from the breastbone

down to the belly, this
time you wanna get deep.

And that reveals rabbit innards.

Mmm.

Okay, last but not least,
sorry, pal, cut off the head.

And there you have it, sumptuous
wild rabbit ready to cook.

(phone beeping)

Come on!

Useless piece of shit.

Can you hear me now?

- Hey, babe.

I know things have been
really stressful lately.

I wanted to give you
something to keep you warm

and cozy in those freezing
cold nights out in the woods.

I know that you love
it out there but, just,

be careful, okay?

And we will be here
when you get back.

And so will these.

(laughing)

I love you.

- Yeah, I'm an ass.

(rustling)

(ominous music)

So, whatever it is, it's back.

That's probably that wolf.

Wolves travel in
packs, so I'd be lying

if I said I wasn't
a little nervous.

Between a wolf pack and a
bear, I'd take a bear any day.

Let's have some more food.

So, just finished
my first rabbit.

Delicious.

While I could easily
eat the second,

it's probably a wise idea
to save it for tomorrow.

After all, my traps
may yield nothing

and I don't wanna
be hungry tomorrow.

But I don't wanna keep
the rabbit with me here

at my shelter, I don't
wanna attract any animals

like our friend,
Mr. Wolf out there.

So what I'm gonna do is
hang it from a high branch

out of reach of
any large animals.

I didn't have any rope with me.

That's where a camera
strap comes in handy.

It's made of a
tightly woven nylon,

and cut into thin strips, it
makes a terrific rabbit rope.

All right, so I've
got my homemade rope

with a stick tied on the end,

and I'll try and get
it over that branch

and hoist up Mr. Bunny.

Oh, almost.

One more time, hang on.

Yeah, oh, come on.

Oh, one more time, hang on.

Hang on, we almost got it.

Piece of shit!

And a three.

Ah ha.

First try.

Okay.

(ominous music)

All right.

Piece of cake.

Now, an important and
often overlooked aspect

of survival is keeping
your mind active.

The isolation and loneliness
can drive many to lose hope.

As you know, I like to
play chess against myself.

(rustling)

Okay, where were we.

(ominous music)

(growling)

(thunder rumbling)

(camera beeps)

(yawning)

No idea what time it is.

I'm guessing it's the
middle of the night.

The sky just opened up.

But I am staying relatively dry.

So is some extra bit of
firewood that I've got.

I throw a little bit
on every so often

just to make sure that
the fire doesn't die.

I'm actually really
happy with this shelter.

And the fallen tree, and
the pine and spruce branches

as a roof, I'm gonna stay
relatively dry all night.

I'll check in with you
guys in the morning.

Oh!

Relatively dry my wet,
cold ass. (laughs)

Oh, I hate you guys
so much right now

and your scientifically
designed waterproof tents.

(screeching)

What the fuck was that?

A little night
vision here, Terry.

(ominous music)

(rustling)

Hey, hey!

(rustling)

That sucked.

Yeah, between the rain and

the wolves?

Whatever the fuck that was.

I didn't sleep at all.

(geese honking)

My back is killing me.

I'm wet, wet ass.

Shut up, geese!

Why the fuck did I
sign up for this.

I hate this, I hate
this so much right now,

I don't have the words for it.

Get it together, get
it together, come on.

Got a show to do.

All right.

Fuck.

(camera beeping)

It's day three in the
great Canadian Shield.

My shelter served
my great last night.

It shielded me from the
rain and the heavy winds.

On the breakfast menu
this morning, wild...

(ominous music)

God dammit.

(phone beeping)

Come on, come on, come on.

(phone beeping)

Come on!

Fucking lousy piece of shit!

Okay okay okay okay okay.

(slow music)

Okay, it couldn't
have been the wolf.

That'd have to be one
crafty fucking wolf.

So yesterday I got lucky,
nabbed me two delicious rabbits.

Let's see if I get
as lucky today.

Well, it looks like I'm not
the only hunter in these woods.

Yeah, most likely a bear.

Or that wolf, came across my
track, slipped over the rock,

and just ate whatever I caught.

Let's see if we're any
luckier with the other traps.

This wolf's probably
thinking, it's my lucky day.

There's food under every rock.

Oh, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Maybe he felt sorry
for me and left me one

seeing as I did all the work.

(ominous music)

What the hell?

You ever seen anything
like that before.

Yeah, me neither.

(camera beeps)

Where's the phone?

What the fuck?

Doug, you put the phone here.

God dammit.

I put it here.

Okay.

Okay, the phone's gone.

I'm losing my fucking mind.

I put the fucking
phone on the bag.

I put it on the bag.

(slow music)

That's not how I left it.

Oh god, I must be
losing my mind.

So, someone's clearly
messing with me.

Rabbit, and then
that scream at night.

And the traps.

Now the sat phone is gone and
the chess pieces have moved.

You know any wolves
who can play chess?

There's someone
clearly out here.

I got two more days.

That's it, I'm gonna make
my way around the lake

and then I'm gonna come
up the pickup point.

I swear to god, Terry.

I swear to god if this is
you and Bill and Angie,

if this is your way of
teaching me a lesson,

of fucking with me, oh my god.

(laughing)

I will be really really really

fucking pissed off at you guys.

(slow music)

Son of a bitch, it's
actually a really good move.

Fuck it can't be Terry.

Yeah, this guy's a good chess
player, I'll give him that.

Try and get out of
that, son of a bitch.

(growling)

(camera beeps)

So, you'll have to cut
around this, Terry.

My spidey senses
are screaming at me

to get the hell out of here.

I mean, crocodiles, snakes,
bears, bring 'em on.

But psycho mountain men?

I have no interest
in tangling with.

I'm gonna ditch my
fancy digs here,

I'm gonna move out
onto the cliff,

I'll try and get some
footage for the show,

but, this is starting to
feel really messed up.

(camera beeps)

So, let's assume you've
been lost in the woods

for several days now,

and you're confident
that a rescue party

is out looking for you.

In that scenario,
you wouldn't wanna be

in the dense forest,
but out in the wide open

where you'd have a greater
chance of being seen.

This will serve as an ideal
spot for my next camp.

Just on top of the ridge
there is an open area

that's clearly
visible from the sky

as well as the
surrounding lakes.

And this rock face will
serve as a good shelter

to shield me from the
wind and the rain.

Now we just have to
make it a little cozier.

Let's get to it.

(panting)

Home sweet home.

Welcome to my new camp.

Let's go scrounge up some food

now that we've got
our fire going.

(camera beeps)

See any fish down there?

Okay.

So here I am at the creek,

which is not only
my new water source,

this is also a great spot
for finding local food.

Small fish, crayfish,
frogs, anything buggy.

(ominous music)

Recognize this?

So I'm not alone out here
I guess, I got a fan.

Oh, this is a great spot
for you guys to drop me.

And the mystery of the
missing cell phone is solved.

And buddy decided
to take it apart.

Well, at least I know
I'm not going crazy.

This is starting to feel...

(rustling)

(gasping)

Jesus.

Are you seeing this?

(tense music)

What the fuck?

I didn't set that up.

I didn't set that up.

Check.

Hey, asshole!

I know you're out there!

Well, I like your
fucking chess moves!

Fucker.

(fire crackling)

So I set a three camera
security perimeter.

Asshole sets one foot
in this camp, smile,

you're on fucking camera.

(owl hooting)

(laughing)

Oh fuck me.

Oh fuck.

Who's idea was northern Ontario?

Huh, Terry?

Why couldn't it have been
Bahamas or Santa Barbara?

Surviving Santa Barbara,
I'd watch that show.

(coughing)

I'm famished.

I haven't eaten anything today.

I'm gonna turn in early

and wake up and try
and find some food.

I'll try and make it
something gross for you, Bill.

Good night.

(slow music)

(ominous music)

(coughing)

(ominous music)

Someone was in my
camp last night.

They tilted the
fucking cameras down.

Ah no no.

That's it, that's it, I'm done.

I'm done, I'm
fucking done, Terry.

This is bullshit.

Yeah, I can deal with
the outdoors, and
the fucking animals,

and the weather, but I
can't deal with a fucking

psycho, chess playing
lumberjack, Terry.

I'm done, it's over.

You're gonna have
to cut this together

and make it look like
five days in post.

I'm gathering my
fucking equipment

and I'm fucking getting the
fuck out of here, all right?

This is ridiculous.

Fuck you!

Fucking asshole.

(tense music)

All right, guys, that's it.

As soon as I'm done here
I'll pack up all my gear.

Come to scoop me up, okay?

It's the best I can do.

This one's for you, little bro.

(coughing)

Well, I've survived
five days here

in the forests of
northern Canada.

While the wilderness can
be hash and unforgiving,

it can also provide you with

all the necessary
elements for survival.

I've moved myself
to an elevated spot

with an open area above me,

and I've thrown some fresh
pine and spruce needles

on my fire.

That'll create a smoke signal
that's visible for miles.

And then, the help will arrive.

You hear that, help will arrive,

so hurry up, guys, get off your
lazy asses and come get me.

(rustling)

(ominous music)

All right, enough is enough.

Enough is enough.

God dammit!

Duncan, is that you?

I know you're out here, come on!

(growling)

(feedback screeching)

(gasping)

(tense music)

What the, what the fuck?

Okay, get dry, get dry.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, okay, okay,
calm down, calm down.

Okay.

Gotta get to base camp,
take things from there.

You can do it.

Okay, okay, okay.

(panting)

Two, three, come on.

(tense music)

(coughing)

(branches snapping)

(screeching)

(tense music)

Base camp.

(shouting)

(screaming)

(groaning)

Ah, fuck, fuck.

(groaning)

Terry?

(grunting)

(groaning)

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Guys?

Bill? Angie?

Terry!

Terry?

Guys?

Terry!

Terry? Terry?

It's me, buddy.

It's me, it's me, bro, I'm here.

I'm gonna go to the tent,
I'm gonna get the med kit,

I'll be right back, okay?

Hang in there, you hold on.

- Run.

(radio crackling)

- Mayday, mayday, this
is an emergency, over.

(radio crackling)

Mayday, we need,
mayday, we need help.

Can anyone read me, over.

We're 20 kilometers
from Bearskin Lake.

We need an emergency
medical evac.

Please read me, over.

Do you read me!

There are people dying, over!

(banging)

(hissing)

(tense music)

Fuck.

(rustling)

(growling)

(screeching)

(screeching)

(beeping)

(hissing)

(shouting)

(sobbing)

I don't know who I'm
filming this for any more.

I figure maybe
someone should know.

Bill, Angie, and Terry are dead.

I'm pretty sure I killed
the thing that did it,

I don't know what it was.

I'm hundreds of
miles from anywhere.

In case I don't make it,

Jo, I knew the first I
saw you, I was a goner.

I could survive the North Pole,

but I was no match
for that smile.

Holly, my baby.

My baby girl, I love
you, I love you so much

it hurts my heart.

(slow music)

- Video message to
daddy, take one.

Hi, daddy, I just
wanted to say I love you

and I'll miss you.

Don't be afraid, because
I know you're the bravest

and the strongest, and that
you're coming home soon.

- Okay, Doug...

...how do we get home?

(grunting)

Bearskin Lake.

That's where Duncan is.

That's 20 clicks.

Six hours.

(tense music)

(panting)

Fuck.

Go with your gut.

Duncan.

Duncan!

Duncan, thank god.

Duncan?

(rock music from stereo)

Holy shit!

Oh shit.

Fuck, fuck.

(TV hissing)

- At this point we can't
say with any accuracy

what the scope of the attack is.

The initial global air attack

targeted the world's largest
and most densely populated

cities and military
installations.

New York, Los Angeles,
London, Mumbai, Beijing.

Get down!

Now, the initial global
attack only lasted

97 minutes, but it managed
to cripple most of the world,

communication, infrastructure.

All we know is that the
attack is of unknown origin.

Not of this world.

Now, the last reports we had

were that several alien
aircraft were shot down

by northern military
defense forces.

Authorities have been
pleading with people

to get as far away from the
densely populated urban centers,

to get as far away
from them as possible.

And if you managed to escape,
and if you can hear me,

if you're out there, if
you're out there, good luck.

(tense music)

Major cities.

Jo.

- [TV] At this point we
can't say with any accuracy

what the scope of the attack is.

The initial global
air attack targeted

the largest and most
densely populated--

- You gotta be alive.

These will me to the channels.

I'll have to figure
it out from there.

- [Duncan] Hey!

- Duncan?

- What they hell are
you doing in my boat?

- It's me, Doug Woods.

- Where's the rest of your crew?

- They're all dead.

- Dead?

What the hell's going on?

- I don't have time to
explain, just get on the boat

and we'll talk
while we're moving.

- Mr. Woods.

I really need you to
get out of my boat.

- Duncan, I'm not
arguing with you,

just get on the fucking boat.

- You can just--

(screeching)

- Fuck.

(screeching)

(boat engine revs)

(screeching)

(screeching)

(shouting)

Checkmate.

(boat engine revs)

(slow music)

("Lonely Gunman"
by Jesse Parent)

* There's a place
just off the coast *

* In the middle of nowhere

* Deep inside the hills

* Sitting silently lives the
lonely, the lonely gunman *

* Counting up his kills

* Oh yeah

* When he was young
he dreamed of a life *

* Of growing old and happy

* But he was so naive

* 'Cause you can
never shoot a gun *

* Pull the trigger

* With your heart
on your sleeve *

* Oh no

* He's come to terms
with a life spent alone *

* No room for love in
a heart made of stone *

* He made the choice
oh so long ago *

* Between a woman
and a smoking gun *

* There was a time
he fell in love *

* And he was happy

* With a woman soft and kind

* But every time
he closed his eyes *

* And pulled the trigger

* He left a bit
of himself behind *

* Oh yeah

* Now he's haunted
by the eyes*

* Of the lives he's taken

* As they were making
their last stands *

* There is no amount of time

* That can wash away

* The blood from his hands

* Oh no