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[clock ticking]
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[Debbie] Now, where were we?
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That's right, your behavior.
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[ominous music playing]
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What is wrong with you two?
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- Sierra?
- Thanks to you two,
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I'm a sea cucumber.
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Schneider?
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You two are agents of chaos.
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Why do you have to be so weird
all the time?
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Say goodbye to each other,
Davey and Jonesie.
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Say goodbye forever.
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Jonesie! Jonesie!
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Davey! Davey!
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No! No!
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[gasps]
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[breathing heavily]
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[chuckles]
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Don't worry, Davey.
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It's just a dream. [laughs]
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[yawns]
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You know what?
We better get a move on.
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Because, um, today's a big day.
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[humming]
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Jonesie, my friend,
today is the day.
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[continues humming]
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The day we kill Jonesie.
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[laughs maniacally]
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No, you look gorgeous!
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[laughs]
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Why did Cheryl
let us go like that?
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Seriously, what is going on
with her and Schneider?
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Okay, this is my theory.
Dark cousins.
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- I don't hate it.
- Hmm.
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Well, maybe this Schneider
will finally spill the beans.
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[Davey] Hello?
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I bet everyone's in math class.
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Weird.
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- [Davey] Hello?
- [Jonesie] Anybody here?
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Anybody here?
Educators. Students.
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[Davey] Schneider!
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Schneider!
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[screams]
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Hey, hey! It's fake. Okay?
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It's fake, you're good.
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Okay, Captain Bone Zone.
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- You scared us.
- [chuckles]
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You hear that?
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- Yeah.
- [waves crashing faintly]
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It kind of sounds like a...
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[waves crashing]
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[dramatic music playing]
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Like a vast, vast ocean.
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With our school stuck
on an island
in the middle of it, yep.
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- I don't like the word "stuck."
- Um, "stranded"?
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- No.
-"Trapped"?
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- Circle back to "stuck."
- Okay.
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Okay, well, it's not like we're
gonna die here or anything.
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Oh, look, hey.
Grilled cheese on white bread.
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The Schneider special.
So we must be close.
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Not that I was worried, okay,
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because being marooned
on a desert island with you
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- is my dream scenario.
- Yes. Yes. Same.
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Plus, if Schneider's
the only one here,
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we don't have to blend in
with anything.
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No! Okay. No anomalies.
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- No running for our lives.
- It is just you, me,
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and an empty school
with no rules.
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Oh, let me think about that.
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Yeah. I mean, that's gonna be
a yeah for me.
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Do you, uh, care to raise
a little hell?
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Hmm.
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Does the pope poop in the woods?
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Oh, God, I hope so.
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[both whooping]
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[singing in Spanish]
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Whoo!
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[laughs]
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Finally. The boys' locker room.
This is a big day for me.
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[sniffs]
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[both] Oh!
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Oh, my God!
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- Why did I think that was not
gonna be gross?
- I don't know.
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Whoo-hoo.
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You having fun?
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Yeah!
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[pop music playing]
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It's burning.
It's like in my whole body!
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- I can still smell it!
- I'm gonna throw up!
I'm gonna throw up!
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[both] Whoa.
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That was a fun day.
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So fun.
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Um, do you think that we should
go to the lab and check
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- and see Schneider's--?
- Yes.
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- N-Not because I'm bored.
- Not bored.
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No, not me with you.
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- Schneider! Schneider!
- Schneider! Schneider!
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Where is he?
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Hey.
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Check this out.
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Didn't see that before.
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[gasps]
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Or that.
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Yeah, that one's real.
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Oh, this is next-level dark.
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How did we not
notice this before?
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Whoo! Whoa!
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[glass shatters]
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[both retch and groan]
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[Jonesie] Oh, my God!
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[Davey] Why did I think
that was not gonna be gross?
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Whoo!
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Yeah, baby!
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[pop music playing]
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Yeah, we missed a lot
of very obvious clues.
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And you just let us
dance and dance.
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So there were people
in this world before,
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but now they're all dead.
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No, no, no, no, no. No.
Nobody's dead. Nobody's dead.
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I bet they're all just
hanging out in the basement, right?
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That's where our solves
usually end up.
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- Totally. The basement.
- Basement!
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- Nope. They're all dead.
- Yup.
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[retches]
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[retching and groaning]
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I'm good. I like it.
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This is it, man.
It's game over, man, okay?
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- We're all gonna die, man!
- Davey! Davey, look at me!
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I have watched, like,
3,000 hours
of survivalist television.
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I got this. Okay?
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- We're good.
- Yeah, we're good.
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- We're good. All right?
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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First things first.
We just gotta
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protect ourselves
from the elements. All right?
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Mm-hmm.
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And as always, we are indoors.
So, uh, check.
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Secondly, we got to find
ourselves some food.
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- Yeah?
- Okay.
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Okay. Let the best pals'
vacation continue.
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I am a survivalist expert.
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- [laughs]
- Right?
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- Oh, no.
- What is that?
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What is this?
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[Jonesie]
Um, probably just, like,
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expressing ourselves
through street art.
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[Davey] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Looks like someone
was sleeping here.
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Yeah. You.
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My signature bubble letters.
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[laughs softly]
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"Day One. Water has risen.
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Stranded in the school.
But help is on the way, baby.
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No worries. Feeling good."
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- Okay.
- Hey?
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- Yup. Good.
- Right?
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"Day 26. Help not coming.
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We're all gonna die."
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- That got dark fast.
- Okay. Yeah.
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- Okay...
- [Jonesie sighs]
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Aw! We went hunting together.
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So sweet.
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"For everyone else who we ate."
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So it looks like in this world
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that we are currently
trapped in--
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- Stuck. We liked "stuck."
- Stuck. Thank you. Stuck in.
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...we were cannibals.
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Who killed and ate
all of our friends, yes.
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Hmm.
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Well, it can't possibly
get any worse than this, right?
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I feel like you maybe
shouldn't have said that.
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Yes.
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What the hell was that?
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[Jonesie] Somebody booby-trapped
the encampment.
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Yeah, you!
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[Jonesie gasps]
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My signature bubble letters.
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Is that...
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Is this the most uncomfortable
you've ever been?
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Yes.
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Right there with you.
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[clock ticking]
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[Karl mumbling and chomping]
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Okay. Let me see.
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Gordon Tolombola,
you lost your limbs
in a detainer accident.
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- Cheryl Mason,
Juvenile Department.
- Juvenile Department?
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That's what we're wasting
my time with today?
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Okay.
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Hold on.
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Hey, here we go.
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Cheryl Mason.
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The Cheryl Mason?
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Former Elite squad Cheryl Mason?
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You got bumped down to Juvie
after that whole fiasco
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with, uh, what's his name?
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Professor Weird.
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- Schneider.
- Right! That freak.
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And now here you are,
in my office,
for a performance review.
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- [laughs]
- Respectfully, sir,
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why have I really
been called here?
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Well, it says here that
you've been stuck
on the same case
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for months with zero activity
in several weeks.
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Meanwhile, the delinquents'
home world has been left
in stasis
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for a near-critical
amount of time.
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I know I don't have to
remind you
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that if that was to continue on,
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6689 could degrade
beyond repair,
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at which point we would have to
decommission it,
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- which nobody wants to do--
- I'm aware of the danger, sir.
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And I assure you
I will apprehend
Davey and Jonesie
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- at the next possible--
- Well, frankly,
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I don't want to be dealing
with any of this right now,
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but a colleague has raised
some concerns
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about your current mental state
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and the handling of this case.
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[sighs]
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What colleague?
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Hey, guys. Am I late?
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[Karl] Andy, my man! Welcome.
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Please, have a seat.
I was actually
just telling Cheryl
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about how concerned
you were feeling.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, I hated
going over your head like that,
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but, um, I just kept seeing you
beaming back in day after day,
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just really humiliated
by those girls.
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Staring at the screen,
eyes bugging out,
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audibly grinding your teeth.
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Your concern is not necessary.
I am zeroing in.
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I know how they operate now.
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Do you?
Because according to your file,
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you have not picked up
any signature
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from these girls in eight weeks.
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That does not look great
for you.
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[Andy sucks teeth]
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Awkward.
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[clock ticking]
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In an effort to end this
week-long haunted silence...
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Love that. Go on.
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...I would like to make the,
I think,
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rather droll observation
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that the us from this world
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decided to kill
and eat everybody,
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and then turn on each other
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when the kitchen was so clearly
well stocked with beans.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Davey] That is droll.
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And may I admit,
I've been actively avoiding
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that exact same thought.
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You know, I am sick of dwelling
on the whole
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"who killed and ate who
and who killed
and ate who" thing.
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Like, that is so not us,
and we would never do that.
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Yes. Because you know what?
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The us of this world,
they were messed up.
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And also, our friendship
is famously strong.
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Too strong, some would say.
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Why do you think
Principal Neighbors
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00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,559
tried to separate us
in the first place?
259
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:17,301
Because we're-- We are literally
too good at friendship,
260
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,825
is what they are saying.
261
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,261
We are nothing like the weird
262
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,002
Davey and Jonesie in this world.
263
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,917
- Mm-mmm.
- Look at the ridiculous stuff
264
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,745
that the Davey from this world
wrote about me, okay?
265
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,398
You're gonna think
this is hilarious.
266
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:31,228
"Day 45, Jonesie is driving me
up the wall.
267
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,100
She chews so loud!"
268
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,754
[both laugh]
269
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,451
Okay, that's crazy,
270
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,235
because I've literally
never had that thought.
271
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:43,588
[lips smacking]
272
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,159
[intense music playing]
273
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:54,034
[wet smacking and chewing]
274
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,209
Seconds, anyone?
275
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,993
Me, please! Like...
276
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,516
Just wait. Wait.
277
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:04,740
That's your writing again.
278
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,964
[ominous music playing]
279
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,052
Interesting.
280
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,752
You know what we need?
281
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:21,365
We need to have fun some more!
282
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:24,760
Yeah. Yeah.
You know what? You are right.
283
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,807
We need to shake off
this hell meal and do us.
284
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,634
Just you and me
living fancy-free?
285
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:32,420
So I say we double down
on the carefree montage energy,
286
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,509
and we don't look at anything
too closely.
287
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,381
You're so right, best friend.
288
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,383
Thank you, best friend.
289
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:42,386
[both scream]
290
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,649
[heavy metal music playing]
291
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:45,607
[fabric ripping]
292
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,393
[Jonesie] How did you do that?
293
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,353
[both laughing]
294
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,357
[chattering]
295
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:59,664
[both laughing]
296
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:02,058
[humming]
297
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,930
[heavy metal music continuous]
298
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:11,459
[slurred singing]
299
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,635
[both yelling]
300
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,812
[Jonesie] Oh, my goodness,
aren't we spoiled.
301
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,858
- Oh, darling.
- This all looks delectable here.
302
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,424
I'll just have
a little bite here.
303
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:22,992
Mmm.
304
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,038
This is the best day of my life.
305
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,823
- God! Cheers to us.
- Cheers to us.
306
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,520
[chuckles]
307
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,220
I like this.
308
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,310
All of this
is simply delectable!
309
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:39,008
- I feel amazing.
- I feel incredible.
310
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,924
- More wine, madam?
- Yes, please.
311
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,535
[clock ticking]
312
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:47,103
They've been out there
somewhere plotting.
313
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:51,325
And when
they show themselves again,
I will be ready.
314
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:54,676
Look, agents lose
delinquents sometimes.
315
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,417
The multiverse is very big.
316
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,810
But unfortunately,
this isn't the first time.
317
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,726
I mean, you did lose
Amelia Earhart, right?
318
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,381
- That was you.
- I did not lose Amelia Earhart!
319
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,601
There is more to that story.
Read the file.
320
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,038
Whoa! No need to get upset here.
321
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,519
- See what I'm talking about?
- [laughs] Yeah, I'm starting to.
322
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:14,174
Karl, I know what I'm doing.
323
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,133
This Davey and Jonesie,
324
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,919
the Davey and Jonesie
of Universe 6689,
325
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,660
are different than any other
Davey and Jonesie
326
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,053
in the multiverse.
327
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,577
It's their friendship.
328
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,231
It's...
329
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:31,800
destructive.
330
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,586
I am telling you,
331
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:38,938
together they are
chaos incarnate.
332
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,506
- [clock ticking]
- [Jonesie] Davey?
333
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,770
[Davey moans, lips smack]
Oh, Abbott.
334
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,424
[moaning and lips smacking
continuous]
335
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,339
[laughs] You dirty dog.
336
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,125
Oh, Abbott!
337
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,344
[lips smacking]
338
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,650
Davey?
339
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,130
[gasps]
340
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,959
- Can we get a little privacy,
please?
- That's a hockey puck.
341
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,092
Yeah. Jealous?
342
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,920
Okay, this place
is getting to you.
343
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,530
I'm gonna need you
to get your head together.
344
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,228
I will see you at dinner.
345
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,232
She is losing it.
346
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:16,801
Beep-beep!
347
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,194
[imitates car speeding]
348
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:21,154
Hey, watch it! Driving here.
349
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,591
[clock ticking]
350
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,288
[off-key banging]
351
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,076
I'm sick of this song.
352
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,512
Can you please
put on another playlist?
353
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,469
Fine.
354
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,256
Thank you.
355
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,870
[Davey laughing]
356
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,915
- [Davey] Oh, you're so funny!
- Davey?
357
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,830
Davey, I know you're in there.
358
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,963
- May I help you?
- What are you doing?
359
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,183
- Making out with Abbott again?
- No.
360
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,662
I'm actually having
a wonderful conversation
361
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,404
- with a dear friend of mine.
- [gasps]
362
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,232
[Davey] Say hello, Jonesie.
363
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,626
Oh! Usurping [bleep].
364
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,019
[seagull squawking]
365
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,243
What's that for?
366
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,246
I'm just passionate
about woodworking.
367
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,951
What is her problem?
368
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:21,431
Right, Davey?
369
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:23,781
[grunts]
370
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,481
Bull's-eye.
371
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:28,612
[hard rock music playing]
372
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:29,570
[ticking]
373
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,326
[Davey laughing]
374
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,805
[ticking]
375
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:50,417
[cackling]
376
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,071
[laughing]
377
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,161
[rapid ticking]
378
00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,514
[classical music playing]
379
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,996
[laughing]
380
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,833
Oh, Your Excellency.
381
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,314
Oh, what a thrill
to have you here.
382
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:21,100
Alexis! Cool as always.
383
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,102
I love the gown.
384
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,234
And Emile!
385
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,323
[laughing]
Oh! Do not make me laugh.
386
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,631
You're married, you dirty boy.
Champagne?
387
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,589
[humming]
388
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,157
Amazing.
389
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:38,334
Thank you all
for coming to my party.
390
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,337
And please do help yourself
to some hors d'oeuvres
391
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,600
on the table.
392
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,472
- [door opens]
- [Jonesie screams]
393
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,824
[suspenseful music playing]
394
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,784
What are you doing here?
395
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,525
- [Jonesie laughing]
- Okay, this is...
396
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:58,224
This is a debutante ball
that is invite only!
397
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,618
[yells]
398
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,751
No! My distinguished guests!
399
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,449
[cackles]
400
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,972
No!
401
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,539
I will not let you hurt Jonesie!
402
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,760
What do you think you're doing?
403
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,502
This is the social event
of the season!
404
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,940
What am I doing?
What are you doing?
405
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,725
You made hors d'oeuvres
for everyone but me.
406
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:22,900
You know what?
407
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,380
I cannot believe
408
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,816
that you were mad at me
in Fantasmanaria
409
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,514
for being friends with Emily S
410
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,820
when clearly you are the one
411
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,432
who wants to be friends
with other people.
412
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,782
I was doing you a favor, okay?
413
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,827
Because you were clearly
getting annoyed
414
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:39,352
whenever I would sing along
in Broadway World.
415
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:40,918
Oh, so I can't be annoyed?
416
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:43,356
I-I am always supportive of you,
417
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,271
even when you're drooling
over Abbott
418
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:48,839
in every single universe,
including our own.
419
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:51,233
You should have told me
the Abbott thing bothered you
420
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,758
instead of acting all cool
and over everything
all the time!
421
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,544
I don't have to act cool, okay?
422
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,067
You know what?
You're just jealous of me
423
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,808
because I saw how much
it bothered you
424
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,810
when everyone
was complimenting me
425
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:06,292
on my signature streetwear style
in Paris Fashion Week World.
426
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,032
[Davey coughs]
427
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,034
I'll have you know
everyone was complimentary
428
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,862
of my maximalist style as well,
429
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,996
and everything has to be
elegantly understated.
430
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,650
You know what? Uh...
431
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:17,999
I'm out of here
432
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,697
because this party sucks.
433
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,525
You take that back!
434
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,701
- [chuckles]
- You take that back.
435
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,576
No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
Jonesie, please.
436
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:30,838
Not the duke. No, no, no, no.
437
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:33,057
Not the duke. No, no, no!
438
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,885
No, no, no!
439
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:38,106
No!
440
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,977
- [ball bouncing]
- [weak scream]
441
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,154
[chuckles]
442
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:48,247
You have defiled
443
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,988
a member of the nobility.
444
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:54,253
And my guest of honor.
445
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,819
Hmm.
446
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:59,562
[whispering] This means war.
447
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,565
Fine.
448
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:04,915
Swords at dawn!
449
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:09,137
You're going down, Davey.
450
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,401
Let's go, Davey!
451
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:15,186
[dramatic classical music
booming]
452
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,753
Whoo!
453
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,714
[door opens and closes]
454
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,456
No!
455
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,503
[crying] Oh! My social standing!
456
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:31,290
It's been ruined! Ruined!
457
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,856
[sobbing]
458
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,815
[intense classical music
playing]
459
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:50,221
So what you're essentially
telling me
460
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,616
is that the Davey and Jonesie
from Universe 6689
461
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,792
are criminal masterminds,
462
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:59,143
and their friendship
is so strong, so unique,
463
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:03,496
so chaotic that they pose
an actual, literal threat
464
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,324
to the entire multiverse?
465
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:06,586
Yes.
466
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:09,284
Okay, and that's why
467
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,242
you're recommending,
468
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,028
on top of them
serving detention,
469
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:16,465
they each have their memories
of each other
470
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:18,772
permanently erased?
471
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,339
In a juvenile case?
472
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:23,211
Mind-wiping two teenage besties.
473
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:25,082
- Ouch.
- Big ouch.
474
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,475
Trust me.
475
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,696
Some people just shouldn't
be friends.
476
00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:32,786
Like, what is that
supposed to mean?
477
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:34,091
I don't know.
478
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:37,530
[foreboding Western music
playing]
479
00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:01,641
On three.
480
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:05,775
One, two...
481
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:06,950
three.
482
00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,996
Release the dragons.
483
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,215
Unleash hell!
484
00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:13,522
[screams]
485
00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:16,699
- [cawing]
- [imitating laser gun firing]
486
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,528
Go, boy. Come on.
487
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:21,748
- Fire.
- [imitating laser gun]
488
00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:24,446
[screams and roars]
489
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:28,929
[Davey squeals weakly]
490
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:30,974
[coughs]
491
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,238
Did you plan anything real
for this?
492
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,763
No.
493
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:37,851
No.
494
00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:41,376
I didn't actually want
to hurt you.
495
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,333
Same.
496
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:47,774
Well, it seems like
even when we're apart,
497
00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:51,342
we don't actually really want
to be apart.
498
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,344
No.
499
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,172
It's just that this whole thing
500
00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:57,000
of going through the multiverse,
going on this adventure,
501
00:23:57,087 --> 00:24:00,308
has felt like one super-long
extended vacation,
502
00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:02,049
and there's no one else
I'd rather do it with.
503
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,833
But sometimes, I don't know,
I think it's okay
504
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,488
if we get on each other's nerves
or need space or--
505
00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:09,230
Yes! I am so glad
that you said that.
506
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,537
This is completely normal
for a friendship!
507
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:13,495
'Cause literally,
every friendship has done this.
508
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:19,066
And also,
we're really dehydrated.
509
00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,764
Oh, yeah, we fully
just stopped drinking water.
510
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:25,115
- Dude, I missed you so much!
- I missed you, I missed you.
511
00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:31,687
I miss everyone else too.
I miss Schneider!
512
00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,341
Right? I can't believe
I'm saying this,
513
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:34,908
but I really wish
that he wasn't dead.
514
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,083
No, me too!
515
00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:40,740
Okay.
516
00:24:42,698 --> 00:24:46,267
So, we're really not
getting out of here, are we?
517
00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,051
- Nope.
- Hmm.
518
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,795
Is that a necklace
made out of human bones?
519
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,754
And-and seagull feet, yeah.
520
00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:56,103
- [laughs]
- Huh.
521
00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:57,626
- Do you like it?
- I like it.
522
00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:59,019
Thank you.
I thought that you would.
523
00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,368
I thought of you when I made it.
524
00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:02,805
Okay, a lot to noodle on there.
525
00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:04,938
Honestly, more exciting
than I was expecting
526
00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:07,418
a juvenile review hearing to be,
kind of.
527
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:11,422
Uh, okay, now I'm gonna
run this upstairs
for deliberation,
528
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,424
- and I will be back shortly--
- Wait.
529
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,123
I have something to add.
530
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,472
[Karl] What's that?
531
00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:21,258
I believe Davey and Jonesie
are being aided
532
00:25:21,345 --> 00:25:22,782
by an accomplice.
533
00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:28,788
Stephen Simon Schneider.
534
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,790
When Schneider was desynced,
535
00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:32,661
he was banished
to the same school
536
00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:35,011
in every universe,
Schrodinger High.
537
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,448
The same school
as Davey and Jonesie.
538
00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,626
He has worked
with the other versions
of himself
539
00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:42,192
to build the portal
540
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,020
the delinquents
are traveling through,
541
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:46,893
and he's been helping them
escape in every world.
542
00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:50,331
Desyncing him wasn't enough.
543
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,594
He has found a way
to communicate
544
00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:54,901
with his infinite selves
across the multiverse
545
00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,380
using hollow technology.
546
00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:58,165
[Karl]
Yeah, that's not possible.
547
00:25:58,252 --> 00:26:00,602
- No.
- [Karl] You know,
when I think about
548
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,691
the amount of time
we could have saved today
if you started with this.
549
00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:04,563
You come in and say,
"Oh, I think the bad guy
550
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,260
is the guy I don't like."
551
00:26:06,347 --> 00:26:07,870
We didn't have to sit through
all of this,
552
00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:09,176
you know what I mean?
553
00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:11,700
Where is Schneider from 6689?
554
00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:15,835
[Mr. Schneider]
Dana? Jorby? Is that you?
555
00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:17,532
[chuckles]
556
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:18,620
Schneider?
557
00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:19,578
[laughs] Yeah!
558
00:26:20,317 --> 00:26:21,449
[Cheryl] He...
559
00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:24,539
disappeared.
560
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,410
[dramatic music playing]
561
00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:31,154
Well, that's not good.
562
00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:33,156
[coughs]
563
00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:36,377
- [Karl] You okay?
- Yeah. Yes. I'm good.
564
00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:40,163
[Davey]
I thought you were dead.
565
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,904
I am, yeah!
566
00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:44,211
Or, at least the me
of this universe is.
567
00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:46,430
Pretty sure this world's
versions of you ate him,
568
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:48,737
so gracias for that.
569
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:50,696
Then who are you?
570
00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:53,786
Oh, right. I'm the Schneider
from your universe, 6689.
571
00:26:53,873 --> 00:26:56,484
Yeah, I escaped here
a while ago. Anyways...
572
00:26:57,528 --> 00:26:58,878
you ready to go home?
573
00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:00,880
- What?
- Home?
574
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,098
[Mr. Schneider] Home, yeah.
575
00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:04,013
Excited? [laughs]
576
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,362
See your friends.
577
00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:07,626
See your family, huh?
578
00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:10,193
Is there a bunch
of personal backstory
you're gonna make me catch--
579
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,891
["Eyes" by Wine Lips playing]
580
00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:22,553
♪ Just trying to make it
Through the weekend ♪
581
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,947
♪ So I can close my eyes ♪
582
00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:27,428
♪ So stuck
I hit another dead end ♪
583
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:29,560
♪ What a big surprise ♪
584
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,738
♪ Don't you wait on me ♪
585
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:42,443
[upbeat music playing]
586
00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:09,296
[laughter]
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