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Okay, where do you wish we were
right now instead of here?
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- Go.
Oh, okay.
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- Cleveland'’s saddest mall.
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- Um, anyone'’s board game night.
- Ooh.
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The back half of Snowpiercer.
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But the movie, not the train.
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Obviously.
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Can you believe
that high school'’s this boring?
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Like, we knew,
but we didn'’t know
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in the haunted way
we know now.
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No, if you told me
that it was gonna be this,
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like for forever,
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we would be in a tasteful cult
right now, I'’ll tell you that.
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God! Why is everyone
so boring but us?
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They'’re just a bunch of...
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♪ Sad little sheep ♪
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Yeah. Doing their algebra.
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Chowing down on root beer.
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Chowing?
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- You know what?
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We just have to get through
the next two years,
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and then we can do
whatever we want.
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- More than we do now?
- Yeah.
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Davey! Jonesie!
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Seriously?
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Okay, we'’ll go.
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No, no, no, please.
- We'’re going.
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Take your time.
We'’d hate to inconvenience you.
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Get off the field!
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Yeah, well, you'’re all sheep.
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Yeah! So, baa-baa!
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♪ Well, I went to school ♪
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♪ In Olympia ♪
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♪ And everyone'’s the same ♪
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♪ What do you do ♪
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♪ With a revolution? ♪
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♪ Well, I went to school ♪
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♪ In Olympia ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ And everyone'’s the same ♪
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♪ We look the same ♪
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♪ We talk the same ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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- Get a hobby.
- I think that is their hobby,
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and that'’s what'’s sad about it.
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- Whoa!
- Uh...
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Dana, Jorbie.
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I just, uh...
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have to, uh...
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- Excuse...
- Okay.
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You have to know
that'’s not our names.
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Don'’t care. Thank you.
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How is that guy
an actual human teacher?
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I'’m telling you, man,
this school is the worst.
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Oh, no!
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A night
of enchanted tolerance.
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Whoa.
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This school'’s determined
to humiliate itself.
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You know what?
The only thing worse
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than participating in sports
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is participating in the tragic,
archaic mating ritual
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that is the school dance.
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Dude!
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♪ Mm-hmm ♪
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♪ Talk out what you want ♪
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♪ What you really
Really want ♪
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♪ Looking at my lips ♪
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♪ Then you'’ll never
Get enough ♪
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♪ Yeah, smells like ♪
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♪ Candy ♪
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♪ Like candy ♪
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Yo, Joe, watch how fast
I can drink this root beer.
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Oh, something'’s wrong.
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It really is.
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Why, hormones?
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You'’re better than this!
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- Davey, Jonesie.
- Emile.
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Get help.
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I'’m sorry, but am I
the only one who sees this?
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- Yes.
- I mean, I could.
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- I just choose not to.
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Remind me again
why you two share a locker.
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Oh, because my locker
is next to the band room,
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and then I had this argument
with the jazz club
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about whether or not I am
or am not in the jazz club.
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Wait, you'’re in jazz club?
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- I don'’t know!
- Open wound.
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- Don'’t poke.
- Sorry.
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It'’s ultimately
why we sold off our locker to
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that kid who sells the off-brand
protein powder.
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- Yeah.
- Now we share mine.
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Yeah, but it'’s actually awesome
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because we have
identical class schedules
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and there'’s plenty of room.
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There she is. Old Faithful.
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- Oh, God.
She'’s a beaut.
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Googly eyes
on that car battery.
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That'’s cute.
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Oh, we should have warned you.
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Are there magnets in there?
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Yeah, it was a failed
Halloween costume.
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Yeah, it made sense
at the time.
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Yep, it'’s broken.
Well, I commend you
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on committing to the bit
of being yourselves
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despite the resoundingly
mixed reviews.
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Davey, Jonesie.
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Loving the outfit,
Miss Devi.
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He'’s fun.
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What'’s up,
Principal Neighbors?
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- Oh, God, what isn'’t?
- What?
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Okay, are you two still,
uh, sharing a locker?
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Uh...
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I don'’t know.
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You know, girls,
you know what I'’ve learned
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from my recent divorce
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and subsequent
intensive therapy journey?
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A lot of things.
But also how to read people.
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Yeah, and while
I am all about the power
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of hashtag "female friendship"--
I am sisterhood for life--
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I, and frankly a lot
of the faculty,
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have become concerned
that your relationship
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has become co-dependent, yeah?
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To the point of being
self-alienating
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to your peer group.
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Principal Neighbors, come on!
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I mean, we'’ve been over this.
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That our relationship
is cool and normal,
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and that we haven'’t been alien--
alientizing anybody.
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No, we have other friends.
Emile! Hey, buddy!
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Emile! Emile!
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Emile!
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Ouch. That was hard to watch.
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- He was just here.
- We were just hanging out.
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We were just laughing.
We laugh, I think.
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I get it. Why don'’t we take
this conversation somewhere
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a little more safe
and a little less--
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how do I put this--
embarrassing for you, okay?
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Let'’s step it off.
It'’s okay.
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Down the hall.
Take the shame down the hall.
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Gentlemen, it'’s finally ready.
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Tonight, we take back
what'’s ours.
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Now that our portal attunement
devices are complete,
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the hour of reckoning
is close at hand.
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Tonight...
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we take back the multiverse--
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- Oh!
- Mr. Schneider?
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What?
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I need next period off
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to help with
the dance committee.
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Why are you telling me this?
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Because you'’re a good teacher.
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Oh. Right.
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Uh, that'’s fine, March, yeah.
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It'’s Mark.
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As I was saying,
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tonight...
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we take back the multiverse, gentlemen.
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Okay.
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Gratitude.
Confidence is power.
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Isn'’t that better?
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It'’s lavender.
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Calming.
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Where were we?
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That'’s right.
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Putting yourselves out there.
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Taking risks.
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That'’s why I'’m now
an intermediate-level
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Peruvian basket weaver,
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and why you two are joining
the decorating committee
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for the dance tonight.
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Um, that'’s not really our thing.
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Yeah, we weren'’t actually
gonna go to the dance
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because I have this--
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- Because we'’re so shy.
- Shy.
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I'’m so shy.
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♪ I'’m just a little girl ♪
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Yeah, I'’m gonna have to insist.
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You two can check in
in the gym
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with Alexis and Sierra
this afternoon.
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Cool, cool.
And if we don'’t?
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If you don'’t,
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if I don'’t see
a marked improvement
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in your general ability
to engage
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with literally anyone
but each other,
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I'’m afraid I'’m gonna be forced
to separate you.
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- Uh...
- Sorry.
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Sorry, did you say separate
or did you say pizza party?
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Yeah, separate class schedules
for a start.
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Separate lockers.
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And if you push it,
if you force my hand,
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then I will be forced
to recommend to your parents
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that one of you transfer.
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Transfer... transfer...
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transfer... transfer...
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- Transfer!
- Oh! No!
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- Are you--
- No, no.
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Hold me back,
'’cause I'’m gonna--
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You have something evil
in your eyes,
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and I see it.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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It doesn'’t have to come to that.
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But I just need to see some...
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Ooh, how would I put it?
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Healthier behavior.
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I'’m not asking
for the moon here, girls.
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I just need you to be less...
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Ourselves?
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Nope. Hey, no.
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You were pretty much
gonna say that.
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No, I didn'’t say that,
because I am all about letting
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your freak flag fly.
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Yeah, I am all for it.
I love to be freak.
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Yeah, you know what I have?
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I have an Andy Warhol print
in my dining room, so...
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Dean didn'’t get that
in the settlement.
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I'’m just trying to get you two
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to expand your horizons,
because that'’s my job.
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It'’s a big world out there,
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and you gotta just embrace
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whatever the universe
throws at you.
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Starting with decorating
committee for the dance tonight.
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Okay, I'’m gonna say something,
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and I know it'’s gonna
be dramatic,
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but this is textbook
child abuse!
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I mean, can she separate us?
Like, legally?
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If she can'’t,
our parents for sure will.
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Mine already think
you'’re a bad influence.
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Why? Because I made
a lightly erotic
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stop-motion film
using your sister'’s old Barbies?
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Well, it did not help.
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- That was such a layered film.
- I know.
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- Bro.
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Okay, so we'’re gonna do this?
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Well, what choice do we have?
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D, if you think that this place
is a boring hellhole now,
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imagine going through it
not together.
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How dare you?
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You know that my imagination
is too powerful
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for hypotheticals like that.
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It is desperate times, D.
Okay?
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Which is why we'’re gonna have to
find a way to get through this.
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It'’s one afternoon with Sierra.
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One little dance, right?
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But it'’s just, like,
the dance committee.
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- They'’re so...
- Basic?
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Yeah. I know.
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But what would you expect
from a school
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that would rather turn out
mindless automatons
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than support a single
original thought?
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What is wrong with this door?
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Apparently the lock
is faulty.
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Were you just talking
to someone?
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Was I? Uh... no.
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Hey. I get it.
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Thursday, I called the phone
company to change my plan,
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just so I'’d have someone
to talk to for three hours.
257
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:34,329
It was... dark.
258
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,636
Anyway, I just came by,
though,
259
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,420
to let you know
that I signed you up
260
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:41,118
to chaperone the dance
with me tonight.
261
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:44,034
Chaperone the dance tonight?
262
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,601
Tonight.
263
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,472
Uh, oh...
264
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,910
Oh, I know you'’re not
the mixing type, Stephen.
265
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,868
Cut to me after Dean left.
266
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:55,089
I'’m sure you'’d rather just
hang out here with yourself.
267
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,134
Well, you could say that.
268
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,441
But we have got to put ourselves
back out there, Stephen.
269
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:02,270
You know, and I'’ll
be there too, so...
270
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,100
Mm-hmm.
271
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:09,059
Great. Well, I'’m gonna have
maintenance come by
272
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,061
and fix this door for you '’cause
we would not want your students
273
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,020
locked out of their favorite
teacher'’s classroom,
274
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,891
now would we?
275
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,807
No, we wouldn'’t.
276
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,548
What'’s up, Mr. S?
Hey, Mr. S.
277
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,463
- No, we wouldn'’t.
Mr. S, what'’s up?
278
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,900
Look, they love you.
They love it in here.
279
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:26,163
- Yes.
- Hungry minds. Yum, yum, yum.
280
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,563
You need to hang it higher.
281
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,521
Do you want it
to be a fire hazard?
282
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,394
Well, maybe.
283
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,135
Oh, yes.
284
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,834
Just hang it from the ceiling.
285
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,534
I think it might be too high.
286
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,885
- Just do it!
- Okay.
287
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,670
Wow, Sierra.
288
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,238
Impressive leadership skills.
289
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,849
Yeah, they do say intimidation
is the sincerest form
290
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,938
of making everyone feel bad.
291
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,287
What do you two want?
292
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,854
- So...
- Yes.
293
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,814
- The-- We want to...
- Ask a question.
294
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,641
- To ask to join...
295
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,034
I can'’t say.
296
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,688
W-We want to join
the dance committee.
297
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,690
Oh, my God. Whoa.
298
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,952
No, no...
299
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,041
Do not be so dramatic, okay?
300
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,303
You'’re in luck.
301
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,262
The dance committee is full.
302
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,046
Well, clearly
we don'’t want to join
303
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,744
your reign of decorative terror,
304
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,920
but Principal Neighbors
says we have to.
305
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,573
And once again,
306
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,271
Principal Neighbors
has ignored my emails
307
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,403
about recognizing my authority
as class president.
308
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,709
Mm...
309
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,059
Aren'’t you vice president?
310
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,931
- Only on a technicality.
Right.
311
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,760
Like the way that you
technically ran unopposed
312
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,327
but still somehow lost
to Alexis.
313
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:44,851
Am I being talked about?
314
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,113
♪ Dangerous ♪
315
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,331
I love that for me.
316
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,552
Davey, Jonesie.
Pleasure, as always.
317
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,510
- Yeah.
- What up?
318
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,948
Principal Neighbors wants them
to join the dance committee.
319
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:57,907
As I told them,
it'’s already full.
320
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,169
Mm!
321
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,736
Classic pickle.
322
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,651
Let me chomp on that
for a minute.
323
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,655
I say...
324
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,658
What?
325
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,312
Yeah, I spent the summer
in Mallorca.
326
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,922
It was honestly great.
327
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,881
They are just so cool,
328
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,187
in a way I can'’t put my finger
on, but it physically hurts me.
329
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:21,104
Well, uh, gracias for your
presidential input,
330
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:23,063
but it'’s not really a solution.
331
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,718
And, as always, has no relevance
to the dance tonight.
332
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,372
Oh, dang, is that tonight?
333
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,505
- Yes.
That would make sense.
334
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,202
I'’ll try to swing by.
335
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,291
- Later, crocodiles.
336
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:35,989
- Bye.
- See you later, alligator.
337
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,905
Okay, fine, you can join
the committee.
338
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,254
Yay.
339
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,473
First, I need you
to go to the store
340
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,563
and replace the 500
Snoopy Dixie cups that...
341
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:46,826
someone bought...
342
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,700
with plastic champagne cups
for the punch instead.
343
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,571
- Okay?
- Okay.
344
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:56,270
And don'’t even think
about making this dance
345
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,838
one of your weird
little protests
346
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,883
where you try to make some
elaborate point about society
347
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:04,234
that no one understands,
and ruins it for everyone else.
348
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,367
Excuse me, Vice President!
349
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,760
Joyce!
The banner is not a cape!
350
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,199
Sierra really does
have some good ideas sometimes.
351
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,765
Oh, yeah, you mean
the thing about using
352
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,593
the plastic champagne cups
for the punch?
353
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,421
I'’m just kidding.
354
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,423
Obviously the thing about
livening up tonight'’s dance
355
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,121
with one of our
incredible protests,
356
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,384
and literally nothing else
that she said.
357
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,386
To the mascot store!
358
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,692
- I want to live in your brain.
- Yeah.
359
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,142
Where is Schneider?
360
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,795
This is a hoot.
361
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,667
You'’ll never get me!
362
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,190
Come on, man.
363
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,672
Boys. Abbott.
364
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,326
They'’re not sabers. Come on.
365
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,243
And that'’s what they call
a checkmate.
366
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,507
Ooh!
367
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,988
The banner is still too low.
Where is Joyce?
368
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,772
Sierra, eyes.
369
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,948
The dance is fine.
370
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,081
The dance is a disaster!
371
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,870
Relax. Everyone'’s so psyched
Alexis put in an appearance,
372
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,656
they wouldn'’t even notice
your decorations.
373
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,180
Okay, where are
Davey and Jonesie
374
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,659
with the champagne cups?
375
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,757
Time for these fools to learn
they'’re all just sheep.
376
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,759
- Baa-baa.
- That'’s what'’s up.
377
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:35,935
Okay.
378
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,592
Are we at all concerned
379
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,507
that our very specific message
of "you'’re all sheep"
380
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,945
will be undercut by the fact
that the mascot store
381
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,468
didn'’t have sheep heads
available?
382
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:50,862
No. The choreography
speaks for itself.
383
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,516
You'’re so right.
384
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,649
We, the collective Schneider,
385
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,173
were once a single entity,
386
00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,785
the greatest mind
in all the multiverse.
387
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:04,006
Until we were demoted,
disgraced...
388
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,660
- ...de-synced...
389
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,792
- ...and forced to moonlight
390
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:12,101
as tenth grade science teachers
in every universe in existence.
391
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,495
Ugh! Uh-uh.
392
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:20,762
But now, we have a way
to become one man once again,
393
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,504
for I, the Schneider
of Universe 6689...
394
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:27,029
Uh, babe, we literally
have all the same backstory.
395
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,422
Could we pace this up?
396
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,816
Yes. Of course.
397
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,993
Well, we should mobilize
before that principal comes
398
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,125
and drags us off
to that godforsaken dance.
399
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,215
Hey! Not groovy, man.
400
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,348
All apologies
to Disco Schneider.
401
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,306
- And let'’s do this.
- Okay.
402
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,134
Sync frequencies.
403
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,963
- Right on.
404
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,495
Pretty lit, huh?
405
00:16:58,582 --> 00:16:59,714
I know, it slaps.
406
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,979
Hey!
407
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,068
Stop the music!
408
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,768
Things are gonna get started.
409
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,555
- Hello, good people!
Let'’s go. Back it up.
410
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,644
- Back it up. I'’m looking at you.
Clear the way!
411
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,341
Make some space...
412
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,300
No! No! No...
413
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,823
I say we let this play out.
414
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,042
What?
415
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:25,827
Hit it!
416
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:28,047
Hit what?
417
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,615
Did we forget
to give Mark our music?
418
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,313
I think that we just forgot
419
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,879
that music wouldn'’t
miraculously start playing.
420
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,316
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
One second.
421
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:37,447
Um...
422
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,886
- Let'’s do this.
423
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,366
Definitely.
424
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,064
♪ You make no ♪
425
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,022
♪ You make no sense ♪
426
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,545
♪ You make no ♪
427
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,460
♪ You make no sense ♪
428
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,114
♪ You, you ♪
429
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,463
♪ You make no sense at all ♪
430
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,943
This is great.
431
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,292
Oh, yeah.
432
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,735
Am I supposed to get this?
433
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,607
Nope. Nobody is.
434
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,958
We'’re all chicken.
435
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,525
Nope.
436
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:12,961
♪ You, you ♪
437
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,224
♪ You make no sense at all... ♪
438
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,313
- ♪ All... all...
all... all... ♪
- And there.
439
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,402
That'’s it. Yes.
440
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,056
Now, our devices were designed
441
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,841
to create an electromagnetic
frequency so strong
442
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,539
that it should be able
to open the portal
443
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:26,888
in each of our labs.
444
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,194
Once we go through,
445
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,283
it will code itself to our DNA,
446
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,285
syncing us back into one being.
447
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,462
But we all have to go through
at the exact same time, so...
448
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,465
We know.
We are all the same guy.
449
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,902
Why do you keep monologuing?
450
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,861
Right, well... Let'’s just
get this over with, okay?
451
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,559
- Ready? Mark.
Ten,
452
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,648
nine, eight,
453
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,563
seven, six,
454
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,521
five, four,
455
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,436
three, two,
456
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:54,698
one...
457
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,051
Where'’s the portal?
458
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,401
I see no portal.
459
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,142
Nary a portal in sight.
460
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,579
Where is it?
It should be here!
461
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,233
You did the calculations, remember?
462
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,017
I thought you had
the big old plan.
463
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,585
I thought you were
Mr. Mister with the big plan.
464
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,109
Will you shut up? Shut up!
We'’re wasting time.
465
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,024
- Everyone getting that signal?
466
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,460
Is everyone getting that?
It'’s strong.
467
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,114
It has to be the portal.
468
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,637
It has to be here somewhere.
469
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,335
We have to find it
before someone else does.
470
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,727
T-minus four minutes to entry.
Go!
471
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:24,946
Yes, of course.
472
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,382
Signal my keister.
473
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,775
♪ I say you ♪
474
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,124
♪ You ♪
475
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,039
♪ You make no sense at all ♪
476
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,345
Oh, no, no, no.
477
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,607
No.
478
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,522
♪ You, you ♪
479
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,132
♪ You make no sense at all ♪
480
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,656
This makes no sense.
481
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,092
What could possibly
be generating
482
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,094
this much electromagnetic
energy?
483
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,574
Are there magnets in there?
484
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,185
There'’s plenty of room.
485
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,056
Googly eyes
on that car battery.
486
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,710
Whoa!
487
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,364
♪ You make no ♪
488
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,931
No, I'’m good.
I'’m good. I'’m okay.
489
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,846
♪ You make no sense ♪
490
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,153
Do you think that it'’s possible
we might be losing them?
491
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,372
Let'’s skip to the big finish.
492
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:00,808
♪ You make no ♪
493
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,070
Where is it?
494
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,682
Here it is.
495
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:06,944
Oh, there we go.
496
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,086
- Whoa.
- Yes.
497
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,449
No! No! No!
498
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:43,981
I think they'’re mad.
499
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,726
At least they don'’t know
it'’s us.
500
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,860
Davey! Jonesie!
501
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,296
You'’re dead!
502
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,646
Oh, is that Davey and Jonesie?
503
00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:00,084
This is Fantasia!
504
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:02,783
Let'’s get out of here.
505
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,091
You get back here right now!
506
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,571
We gotta stash these
507
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,094
before anyone can confirm
that it was us.
508
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,444
Our locker.
509
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,054
The safe space
for shameful things.
510
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,491
Yeah. I think
there'’s still room.
511
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:16,927
- All right.
512
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,498
Still got a minute.
513
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:27,547
I, the Schneider
of Universe 6689
514
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:29,984
am recording this message
to commemorate
515
00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:31,725
my triumphant return,
516
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:35,816
like a phoenix rising
from the ashes of exile.
517
00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:38,601
For anyone watching
who didn'’t believe in me,
518
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:41,169
or who doubted me,
or who betrayed me,
519
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,475
you know who you are.
520
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:44,085
Let it be known
521
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:47,741
that not even you
could stand in my way,
522
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:52,180
for I am about to prove
the heights of my genius.
523
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:00,797
That'’s new.
524
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:08,675
Because I am about to prove
525
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:11,199
that nothing and no one
will stand in the way...
526
00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:12,679
- Stop them!
527
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:13,984
A Stephen Simon--
528
00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:15,638
Ah! Hey! Hey!
529
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:16,726
Wait! Wait! No, no, no!
530
00:22:47,931 --> 00:22:49,368
- Ah!
- Ah!
531
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,152
- What just happened?
- I don'’t know.
532
00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:53,763
- Where is everyone?
- I don'’t know.
533
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,591
Dina? Jumbo?
534
00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:56,897
Schneider?
535
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:02,729
You don'’t belong here.
536
00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:17,352
You don'’t belong here.
537
00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,225
No. Oh, no.
538
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,557
Now what?
539
00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:57,740
You don'’t belong here.
540
00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:00,221
Not again!
541
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,839
Cool.
542
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:15,802
Holy crapiola.
543
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:30,860
Stop!
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