All language subtitles for Andy Griffith S08E30 Mayberry R.F.D.DVDRip.HI.cc.eng.EN

(WHISTLING)

Oh, hi, Sam.
Hi.

How's the farm?

Oh, fine, fine.
Good, good.

Another seed shipment coming in?

No, no. I'm meeting
that Italian fella,
you know.

Italian fella?

Yeah, I told you,
the... the guy I met

when I was stationed
over there in the army.

We got real friendly.

Oh, yeah, and he's coming over
to help you work the farm.

Oh, yeah, Mario's been dying
to come here for years.

Mario?
Yeah.

Yeah, every letter
it's the same thing.
He says,

"I love to come
to the United States
of America, USA."

Oh, USA.

You got time
to hang around
and meet him?

Yeah, I'd like to.
Good. Good.

Yeah. Right on time.
Yeah.

Sam, you know, it's nice of you

to bring him all the way
over here like this.

Well, it's good for me, too,
Andy. You know the trouble

I've had getting
somebody to help me.
Hmm.

I don't know,
farm life just
doesn't seem

to appeal to
too many people
around here anymore.

Yeah. Too rugged,
I guess.
Yeah.

Well, it won't be
too rugged for Mario.
He's a hard worker.

Good farmer,
real nice fella.
Yeah. That's good.

Well, I hope he likes it here.

Is he leaving any family
back there?

Uh, yeah.
As I recall he's a got
a sister and a father.

I... I never met them, though.

They always stayed down
in their farm.

I suppose he'll
keep sending money
back to them,

make sure
they're all right.
Yeah, yeah.

Take care of the folks
back home.
Yeah.

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

A little excited, huh?
Yeah.

Well, I haven't seen him
in over seven years.
Yeah.

Sam! Sam!
Sam Jones!

Sam, I'm here! Sam!

There he is.

Hey!
Hey!

It's good to see you, Mario.
How was the trip?

Fine, fine.

(LAUGHING)
How are you, buddy?

Sam!

Oh, gosh, you look great.
You look great!

You don't look so bad yourself.

Oh, Sam, Sam dear.
Sam dear.

(PANTING)
Yeah, it's been
a long time, Mario.

Long...
Oh, boy, it's...

Oh, Mario, I'd like you
to meet a good friend
of mine, Andy Taylor.

Mr. Taylor, policeman.
I love to be a friend
with all policemen.

Glad to know you, Mario.

And I... I will stay
out of trouble with you.

Oh, we'll get along fine.

We'll get along just fine.

Well, let's go.

I've got the truck
right over...
Oh, pardon me, miss.

Oh, Sam, I would like you
to meet my beautiful sister,
Sophia.

Your sister?
Sam Jones!

Oh, I heard so much about you.

I feel I know you already.

Uh, Mario, in your letter
you... you didn't mention...

Sophia, this is
Sam's friend, uh,
Andy Taylor.

He's a policeman.
Andy Taylor!

Uh, Mario? Mario?

Already I know
two people in America.

Mario, i-in your letter,
there was no mention...

(MAN SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)

You can't take it.
You got to leave it here.

Papa.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Papa.

(BOTH SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)

Sam, I would like
to introduce you
to my wonderful papa.

Your father?
Yes, my father.

(STAMMERING)
Mario, your family here,

they're just here
for a visit, is that it?

A visit?

Well, let me explain.

Mario.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
Mario!

You didn't write him
you were bringing us?
I think I did it.

Ah, you think you did, huh?

Well, I'm 60% sure.

You never wrote him!

I am sorry. My brother,
he didn't write
we were coming.

I forgot.

You see, in Italy
the families, they stay
always together,

so I bring them along.

Then you mean
not just here for a visit?

No, they stay
and they work
for you like me.

They do?

Sophia, she cooks.

Well, I... I have a cook, Mario.
Mrs. Fletcher.

She's cooked for
my son and me for years.
She's a very fine cook.

Right, now you have two cooks.

My father.
My father is
a fine farmer.

We all work for you, Sam.

Well, Mario, really,
I... I... I don't know
that I need that much...

We go to a hotel.
We make
other arrangements.

Oh, you!

I don't understand how
you can bring us this far...

(SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Papa... (SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)

Wait, wait,
wait, wait. Wait!

Uh, why doesn't everybody
just get in the truck?

Huh?
You mean we can stay?

Well, yeah.
I mean, you're...

Sam, you're wonderful!

He is right.
Everybody into the truck.

My wonderful father,
my beautiful sister.

Sam.

Everybody into the truck.

Well, they seem like nice folks.

I'm just not geared
for anything like this, Andy.

The whole family?
Why, I lead a quiet,
peaceful life.

I'm... I'm not geared
for anything like this.

MARIO: We are in the truck.

They're in the truck.
Yeah.

I'm going to have
to stop in town

and get some food for the crowd.

I'll see you.

(MARIO SPEAKING ITALIAN)

You're from
across the water?
Yes, from Italy.

We're from Mayberry.

Oh, I would like to meet you.

I work for Sam Jones.

Well, I'm Howard Sprague.
Mario Vincente.

This is Goober Pyle.
Mario Vincente.

Buongiorno.

Do you speak Italian?

Oh, no, no, not fluently.

But Mother and I often
frequent an Italian restaurant

and I've managed to pick up
some of your native phrases.

Oh, I see.

I got a coat just like that.

Same?

Yeah, over here we
call it ivory league.

Ivy.
Ivy.

What a nice grocery store.

There have so many things
I have never seen before.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Uh, we already
make more friends.

Oh?
This is my sister Sophia.

Howard Sprague and Groober Pyle.

Goober.
It's an American name.

Pleased to meet you,
Miss Sophia.

Howard, I was the one
that was talking to her.

Well, I'm sorry.

Hello.

Well, we'd better be going.

It was so nice to have
met both of you.

It was a pleasure to meet you.

Buongiorno.

I wonder if any one of them
is a checker player.
Yeah.

I don't even know
if they play
checkers in Italy.

Well, they play everything else.

Sam, your farm
is beautiful. Beautiful.

And together we make this farm

the finest farm in the country.

The place has been
in the family
for over a hundred years.

Sam, that is what makes
a farm a wonderful things.

From the father to son,
from the father to son.

I see all around me
in this farm is that love.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess
you could say that.

Pa. Hi, Pa.

Hi, son.

I did real good
in arithmetic today.

Good, good.
Mike, this is Mario.

Hello.
Your son.

Mike, Mike,

is a fine boy
with a good, strong name.

I think I'll go in
and have some milk.

Ah, there is the son
to take over the farm next.

I hope so.
Ah, from father to son.

This is wonderful.

Mario, I'll tell you the truth.

When I saw your whole family

getting off that train
this morning,

it was kind of a shock.

But you're... you're here,
and I do need the help,

so we'll give it a try.

Sam, we'll work together

and we make this farm
the finest farm in America.

The finest farm in the world.

(SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Tell him to stop.
I did.

SAM: Stop! Stop!

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

What did he say?
He didn't say anything.

He didn't say anything?
Look, I know
you understand Italian.

He said something.

Well, he said
they made crazy tractors
in America.

Crazy tractors?

That is an automatic,
three-speed model
D432X

and it is not a crazy tractor!

Sam, we fix it,
I promise. We fix it.
Fine. Fine.

I promise! I promise, Sam!

Papa!

Your name is Mike, huh?
Yes, ma'am.

You're a nice little boy.

Did you get your milk?

I... I changed my mind.

Come look, Sam.
I fixed the chicken
we bought, huh?

Uh, look, Miss Vincente,

we make a thing here
called Southern-fried chicken.

Mrs. Fletcher just kind
of rolls it in bread crumbs.

But this is
Southern-fried chicken.

I just added
a little onion,
green pepper,

tomato sauce, garlic
and paprika.

Southern-fried chicken
a la Bolognese.

Yeah, but, look,
Miss Vincente, I... I really
don't know...

You try it just once.

Oh, Sam, I like this house.

I like Mike. I like you.

I like Mayberry.
I like America.

(CLEARING THROAT)

Uh, she likes America.

I've seen better ways
of showing patriotism.

Oh, Mrs. Fletcher.
Excuse me.

Mrs. Fletcher.

Mrs. Fletcher, you've gotten
the wrong impression.

You see, that lady is the sister

of the man
I told you was coming.

Uh, these Italians are
somewhat emotional.

Well, apparently,
she's going to do
the cooking,

so you won't need me anymore.

Oh, no. No, no,
nothing of the sort.

Why, y-you're still
the main cook.
I-It's just that...

Well, o-on occasion

I... I imagine she's very good
with Italian dishes.

You seem to have a way
with them yourself.

Goodbye, Mr. Jones.

Oh, Mrs. Fletcher,
I... I... I wasn't...

Pa, Pa.

Are they gonna keep
kissing me and hugging me
like that all the time?

I don't know, son.

They do it to me, too.

(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

(SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)

What are these chickens
doing in here?

He says your chickens
are too thin.
They have no breasts.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Look, just get
these chickens out...

(SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)

Look, folks, folks,
you don't understand...

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(ALL SHOUTING)

Folks, folks.

(ALL CLAMORING)

Pa, what's going on?

Oh, it's all right, son.

It's all right.

I was gonna give it a try, Andy.

I thought, well,
maybe it'd work out.
I know.

Yeah, but they... they live
in a whole different world.

They're different, all right.

That Sophia. You know,
every time I come
within five feet of her

she throws her arms around me.

I haven't known the lady
more than four hours.

What you might call
an outgoing person.

Yeah. And I have
reason to believe

that Mrs. Fletcher
won't be back
as long as she's there.

You'll lose
Mrs. Fletcher?

Yeah. After 12 years.
Oh.

And... And then
there's the father.

Well, I... I... I don't know
what to tell you.

(SIGHING)

(CLEARING THROAT)
Well, have you...

Have you got any thoughts?

Yeah. Yeah, I have, Andy.

Up around Siler City,
there are a lot of big farms

that are owned
by Italian farmers.

Hey, now, that
might be an idea.
Yeah.

They'd be only too happy
to have a family like this
who could work a farm.

Well, sure, sure.
Yeah, then Mario
and Sophia and Papa,

they... they'd be
with their own people.

See, people who
understand their ways.

I... I... I've tried to,

but, well, I think,
in the long run

they'd be a lot happier, too.

You know, that might
just be the answer.
Yeah.

I tried to go
along with them, Andy,
I really did.

Well, sure, you did.
Yeah.

Well, I'm... I'm gonna
drive up to Siler City
right now and ask around.

Right. Okay.
I'll see you.

You know, there... there's
one other very important
thing, too, Andy.

Now, if I have trouble,

well, kind of adjusting
to them and... and them to me,

well, chances are
it's gonna be
the same with you

and Aunt Bee and Goober
and everybody else in Mayberry
adjusting to them.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll see you later.
Right.

Okay, they're all spread out,

some on this side
and some on this side.

Now, first thing is,
this is a red checker

and this is a black checker.

Now, if you get the red ones,

the idea is to jump
over the black ones.

See what I mean?

Rosso.

Yeah,
if that means "red."

Nero.

Yeah. "Black." Now,
the idea of the game

is for your rossos
to jump over my neros.

See?

And when you get all
my neros off the board,

you're the winner.

Winner.
Vittoria. Vittoria.

That's right.
Now let's give it a try.

All right, you go first.

Io il primo?

Yeah, you primo.
Bene, bene.

Vittoria.

I'm afraid we're gonna
have to take this
just a mite slower.

You should be proud
of this farm.

My father owns it.
I know.

My grandfather used to own it
but he died.

Oh, that's too bad.

I was sick once.
You were?

Yeah, but I didn't die.

That's good.

Do you play baseball in Italy?

No.

But I can learn.
I've got two mitts.

I'll go get them.

Well, we'll have to
be running along.

It was so nice of you ladies
to come for a visit.

Well, we did
want to meet you.
And to say hello.

It's been a real pleasure.

Thank you.

Mmm! My, I smell
something good.

It's Southern-fried chicken.

Southern-fried chicken?

(CHUCKLING)
Well, you certainly
have a way with it.

Bye-bye, now.
Don't forget
about tonight.

Oh, no. I won't.
Goodbye.
It's been just lovely.

BEE: Bye-bye.
Bye.

Oh, hi, Sam.
Andy.

Well, how'd you do?

Doesn't look like
it's gonna be
any problem at all.

I spoke to a few families
up there.

I just wanted to make sure
I find the right spot
for them.

I know they're gonna be
a lot happier up there
than they would be here.

Say, where is everybody?

In the town hall.

There's a meeting
going on over there.

It might be real
interesting to you.

Why don't you come on over?

What...

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

(GAVEL BANGING)

BEE:
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.

As you all know,
tonight's meeting

of the Mayberry Civic League

was to feature
a discussion in depth

of Mayberry's
acute traffic problem.

However, on this day

we are greatly honored
to welcome three new members
to our community.

So your steering committee
took the liberty of postponing

the discussion of the traffic
until next week,

so that we may pay
our respects
to the Vincente family

who have come to our shores

to find a way of life
in the new world.

You know,
I've been thinking
of the contribution

the Italian people
have made to the growth

of these United States.

In the field of statesmanship,

we have the name
Fiorello La Guardia,

synonymous with
the integrity and growth

of that famous city, New York.

And in the field of sports,
the revered name of

Rocky Graziano

needs no further glorification.

And in the field of industry...

Well, the names are just myriad.

Suffice it to say
that we are all aware

of the tremendous role
the Italian-made shoe
has played

in our overall economy.

So, without further ado,

I give you one
of our new citizens,

Mr. Mario Vincente.

Thank you.

Well, I think
I should tell you right away

I am not Fiorello La Guardia.

I am not Rocky Graziano.

I am Mario Vincente, a farmer,

and, uh, I wish to say that,

uh, my family and I are...

We are very happy to be here

and we'll try very much
to make Mayberry
the greatest city

in this great state
of North California.

Carolina.

Carolina. Thank you.
Thank you.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Ladies and gentlemen,
I know this is not part
of the scheduled program,

but I see the man
who's responsible
for all this good fortune

at the back of the auditorium.
Mr. Jones!

Mr. Jones,
would you care
to say a few words?

Well, looks like you're on.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Uh, I just want to say...

Good evening.
And it's nice to be here.

Uh, the thing is,

when I asked Mario to come here

I didn't know that he...

What I mean is,

I know this is all gonna
work out just fine.

And with the help of Mario
and his family

I expect to have
the best farm in Mayberry
and all that.

Thank you.

And now,
to climax these festivities

the choir would like to sing

what I believe is
the Italian national anthem.

Would you, please, Clara?

(PLAYING PIANO)

♪ 'O sole mio ♪
The sun is shining

♪ It shines on mountains

Our national anthem?

♪ And tends the shore ♪ 'O sole

♪ 'O sole mio ♪ It's
here before (HUMMING)

♪ O golden sunshine
♪ To light the day

♪ O golden sunshine
♪ Dispel the gray

♪ 'O sole ♪ 'O sole mio

Looks like I'm gonna
be eating a lot of
Southern-fried chicken

a la Bolognese.

Yeah, it looks like it.

♪ 'O sole mio ♪
The sun is shining

♪ It shines on mountains... ♪

What are you making there?
Curtains for the kitchen.

Ah.
I brought this material
from Italy.

Well, that'll be nice.

You know,
with just Mike and me here,

we didn't bother
to fluff the place up
too much.

(CHUCKLES)

You know, Sam,
I was worried for a while
this morning at the station.

I thought you make us leave.

Oh.

I don't know what
he's talking about.

Are you happy now
they came with me?

Yeah, Mario, I'm happy.

(DOOR OPENING)

Rosso?
Si, si.

Yes.