All language subtitles for Welcome.To.Collinwood.2002.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX].ENG

It's wonderful

It's wonderful

It's wonderful

Good luck, my baby

It's wonderful

It's wonderful
It's wonderful

I dream of you

It's wonderful

It's wonderful

It's wonderful

It's wonderful

Oh!

I'm the wrong guy!
I'm the wrong guy!

Come on, I'm the wrong guy!

I'm the wrong guy.

Hey! Hey, hey, hey.

YourYour
Your mother's a whore!

Oh, man! Come on!

What's so stinkin' funny?

Hey, keep laughin' at me,
and I'll kill you.

No, I'm not laughing at you.

I'm laughing at life.

Well, life ain't funny,
so quit it!

No, listen to me.

I'm gonna tell you a secret.

Mm?

A secret so you
can laugh too.

Listen to me,
you fool!

I am going to tell you something
that will change your life.

You remember
the old brick building

on Chester Avenue?

There's a million
brick buildings on Che

No! No!

The old flour factory,

with the bright gold brick.

What about it?

I'll wait for you.
I'll think of you every night.

Listen to me,
idiot.

I need a Mullinski.

I want you
to go back to Collinwood,

and I want you
to find someone

who'll take the rap
for this car fiasco for me.

I'll pay 15 grand.

15 grand?

Where are you going
to get 15 grand?

From a shoebox.

What shoebox?

It's under my bed.

You said we couldn't get married
'cause you were broke.

You lied to me,
you son of a bitch.

You lied!

Of all the things
you've put me through

Listen to me.

We use that money
to get married.

I'm stuck in here. Is that what
you want

No. No.

I want you to buy me a ring.

Alright. So listen
to what I'm telling you.

I heard about a job in here.

It's the greatest job
I ever heard of.

It'd give us all the money
we could ever use

for the rest
of our lives.

If I get you a Mullinski,
will you marry me?

Will you?

Alright!
Alright!

On my mother.

Alright.

I'll get you a Mullinski.

Who is it?

It's Rosalind, Toto.
Open up.

Toto no here.
No Toto.

How'd you find me?

This is
where you live.

Well, how do you know?

It's me, Rosalind.
Cosimo's woman.

Sweet Jesus.

He gave me up,
didn't he?

Look, I tried to get him
outta that car.

I swear to God I tried!
Relax, old man.

He didn't give you up,
but he needs your help.

How can I help him?
I'm like a caged animal in here!

All day, cops everywhere.
Look, I don't eat

Listen to me, you fool.

The only way
cops will get you

is through Cosimo,
and he'd never give you up,

but you've got to help him.
He needs a Mullinski.

I can't Mullinski
for him.

I already did. The judge
would lock us both

No, he needs you
to find a Mullinski.

Oh.

He offered
15 grand.

15

I spent a year
in isolation for him.

He only gave me five.

Yeah, well

somebody told him
about a job in there.

A job?

What kind of job?

Can I trust you?

He says it could be
his Bellini.

15 large for
a Mullinski?

Yeah.
What's the charge?

Grand theft auto.

Oh, shoot, forget it.
I can't do it.

What are you
talking about?

Grand theft's easy.
I did it.

No, it's not the time.

It's

my mother.
She'd die on the spot.

Well, she'd die happier knowing
you had 15 grand in your pocket.

What, are you sick?
Forget it. I'm not doing it.

Look, you're going to turn down
15 grand for a Mullinski?

What do you want
from me, huh?

Told you, can't do it.
I can't do it.

I mean, let Cosimo rot.

He's the biggest jerk
in Collinwood anyway.

Look, swear you'll
never repeat this.

What?

Swear.

Cosimo will kill me if he ever
finds out I told you.

Come on.
Alright, I swear.

Cosimo, he's got
this big job lined up.

Big

Huge.

The only thing huge about Cosimo
is his fat stinkin' head.

He says
it's his Bellini.

His Bellini.

Everybody in this fricking
neighborhood's got a Bellini.

Hey, Mickey.
What's up?

How's your Bellini?

Hey, watch your mouth!

Hey, hey, hey!

No, Cosimo's

Cosimo's is real.

A lifer gave it up to him
in the joint.

That's why he is so desperate
to find a Mullinski.

A lifer gave it up
to him?

You see, I figure

if we help Cosimo
get out,

maybe we can get in
on some of the action.

How much action?

Cosimo says 300 grand.

Holy spit.
Yeah. I know.

I don't know.

Look, how much money
did you wake up with

in your pocket
this morning?

55 cents.

What have you
got to lose?

Do you know Leon?

You mean that Negro
who hides his sister?

He's a nutcase,
but he always needs dough.

I can't do it.

My sister's engaged
to be married.

Well, Jesus, man.
This'll pay for the wedding.

It's 10 grand
we're talking about here.

Nah, her fiancé's
a snob from the suburbs.

If he knew, I'm going to
the pen, there'd be no wedding.

This is crazy. How hard can it
be to find a Mullinski?

Man, you gotta know somebody
that could use the dough,

you know, friends
that'd be better off in jail.

What the heck is that
supposed to mean?

It means what it means.

Screw Cosimo.

Why give a spit
about him, anyway?

He's the biggest jerk hole
in Collinwood.

Yeah, but, uh,
he's got a Bellini.

What are you
doing to me?

Hey, you want to find
a Mullinski or not?

Every sucker
in the project's got a Bellini.

This one's legit.

A lifer gave it up to him,

and anybody who helps Cosimo
can get a piece of the action.

Well, shoot, why didn't
the lifer pull it himself?

Because he's a lifer.

Because he went to the pen
before he could.

A genuine Bellini?

You swear
on your mother?

I swear on my mother.

Goddamn.

You fellows know Riley?

What the heck are you doing?

I just got the baby to sleep.
Rocked him for three hours.

I'm sorry.

That's alright.

It's alright.

It's just

he's very neurotic.

Noises and-and-and, uh

bright lights
upset him terribly.

I'm sorry, if you're
here for pictures,

I'm out of the business.

My wife's in the pen.

I had to sell all my cameras
to buy diapers and baby food.

But if you're interested,

I'm selling drinking glasses.

I paint them.

They're all
hand-painted by me.

If you're interested.

Sweet Jesus, I am so broke.

It's funny you
should mention that.

You got a job?

Cosimo needs a Mullinski,

and he's willing to pay
10 large for it.

10 large?

Ow.
It's two bucks a jar.

I can't
It's impossible.

I got the kid,
for chrissake.

Where's your wife?

Seneca. They gave her
a year for fraud.

Even with a newborn.

They set her fine
at a thousand bucks

Christ.

We're so broke, she had
to do the time. A year!

A year for
a thousand bucks.

I know.

Well, you know,
they've got a

they've got a fabulous nursery
at Seneca. I was born there.

Look, buddy, we're in
a real pickle here.

We need a Mullinski,
and we need one fast.

You're not gonna

You're not gonna get an ex-con
for grand theft auto.

What you need is
somebody with a clean record

so the judge'll go
easy on him.

Ah, Jesus, it's not
like the old days anymore.

You guys know Pero?

Baby coming through.

Baby coming through.

Baby coming through.

Baby trying to come through.

Let's put this on you.

You outta your lunatic mind?
What?

Cosimo will never share his job
with these idiots.

It was an accident. I was
talking and my mouth slipped.

He's going to kill me
for this.

He's going to kill me.

Are you insane? I'm not going to
prison for that fool.

Not even for 15 grand?

You told us 10.

My boxing career's
about to take off.

You're fighting a priest.
He's a tough priest.

You rather I, uh
fight a woman?

Tonight,
I fight a priest.

Tomorrow, I fight
for the championship.

Right, baby?

This jackass is our last chance.

We need to
sweeten the deal.

I'm telling you,
he's this close.

I say we go equal parts
on another thousand.

A thousand dollars would get my
wife outta hock, for chrissake.

For crying out loud.
What's with you guys?

You've got to spend money,
to make money.

Look, man,
she's right.

If we don't spring Cosimo,
there is no job.

Huh?

We'll go 16 thousand
on the deal.

Told you, I don't need it.
When my boxing career takes off,

I'm going to spit
on this neighborhood.

Maholovic, you're up!

Alright!
Come on, let's go.

That's it. See you
after the fight, picka.

Pero, bomaye!

I'm so pretty.
I'm so pretty.

Come on!

Cosimo Cosanawowski,

for the crime of attempted
grand theft auto,

this court sentences
Stop! The proceedings.

Order! Order!

Remove him.

Hear me out!
Hear me out!

Please, Your Honor,
I'm here to confess.

That man is innocent.

Your Honor, I can no longer
live with the guilt.

It was me

who was stealing
that car.

I confess.

My brother, Cosimo

St. Cosimo,

as he's known
on the streets,

was only trying
to stop me,

and I told him,

Cosimo, I mean to
steal this car.

I'm a car thief.

I steal cars.

By myself.

I'm going to kill you!

You're the worst Mullinski
I've ever seen.

Not only that, man,
you added six months

six months
to my sentence!

Six months?

Six months?
Who cares about six months?

I just got
three stinkin' years, man!

Give my money back, every cent.
Or else, you die in this prison.

You understand me?
Get out of here!

You can have the money.
I don't care.

I don't care
about anything anymore.

What's the matter
with you?

Oh, come on,
prison is easy, you puss.

No, you don't understand.

I betrayed my brother.

Well, maybe
he deserved it.

He's dying, you jackass.

My real brother,
Bleeko, is dying.

I'll have
to die alone.

Just last week,
he said to me

He said, Pero,
be there for me,

in the final moments,

when death has me
in its deadly grip.

Don't let me go it alone,
and I swore to him I wouldn't,

but I betrayed him

for a lousy 16 grand.

Oh, you're
a sick bastard.

No, no, no, no.

I'm not laughing
at you.

I'm laughing at

You wanna hear something
that's gonna cheer you up?

You know that old brick building
on Chester Avenue?

There's a million old buildings
on Chester Avenue.

You know, the old flour factory
with the gold brick.

What about it?

Well, it's not
a flour factory anymore.

Half of it, they turned it
into an apartment,

and you'll never guess
what's on the other half.

I don't care.

A jewelry Shylock.
So what?

So, my cellmate, the bricklayer,
he split the building.

He pulled a Krazner.
What?

You know, a Krazner.

He mortared the wall
in the living room

between the building
of the apartment

with the Shylock,
with sand and water.

You can push
right through it.

The Shylock's a big shot.

The bricklayer told me
he's gotta fortune in that safe.

So what? Still gotta break into
the apartment to pull the job.

Well, that's the beauty of it.
Nobody lives there. It's vacant.

You can walk right in.

Well, you're a bigger jackass
than everyone says you are.

What're you saying?

If this job is so good,

why didn't the old man
pull it himself?

Two days before
he's gonna pull the job,

he gets into an argument
with his wife.

Shoots her dead.
He's a lifer now.

So he gave me the job.

You were to spring me
so I could pull it,

and here we are
in the can together.

Funny stuff, huh?
Yeah, it is.

I mean, really funny, right?
You have no idea.

Alright, you're free to go.
Thanks.

Whoa, whoa.
What are you talking about?

Where you going?
You said you had three years.

You know, I did.
The judge suspended my sentence.

Oh, you know what?
I'm going to kill you!

You son of a bitch!
Your mother's a whore!

My mother's a what?
Your mother's a whore!

Your mother's a whore!

Huh! Give me some. Yeah.

Huh! I say

Wow! Hot damn.

Shoot

Well, come to
see me home?

I want the money back.

I did my job, baby.
It's not my fault the judge

Cosimo will kill me
if I don't get the money back.

Lookie here, boys.
Look who flew the coop.

If it isn't
the $16,000 man.

Alright, Maholovic, don't care
whose fault or what went wrong.

All we want is our stake.

What the heck is the matter
with you people? What kinda

We don't want any trouble, Pero.
Trouble?

Think I can't take it from you?
Go to hell!

Got more to say, pretty boy?
Jesus Christ.

Where's the money?
I don't have it.

You'd better find it!
Ow!

Ow!

Jesus Christ!

Just give us the money.
I had debts.

I gave the money to my debtors.
All 16,000?

I'm in for another five
to Leo the Lip. Ask anybody.

He's lying.

Wait, wait.

I got
I got the Bellini.

I got Cosimo's Bellini!

That's bull!
Stick him again!

I swear to God!

I told him I got three years,
and he gave it up to me. Swear.

So what?
So

So I'll cut you in on it,

equal shares, all of you.

It's the greatest job
I ever heard of.

It's a jewelry
Shylock.

Let's hear it, then.

I can't breathe.

Hey, let him up.
Let him up.

You watch yourself, sucker.

I feel weak.
Oh, Jesus, we killed him.

Safe's on the second floor
of the pawnshop.

The apartment
next to the pawnshop is empty.

We break into the apartment,
we smash a hole in the wall,

climb into the Shylock's,
and crack the safe.

That's the easy part.

The trouble is that building
is like a fortress.

The front door
to the apartment's alarmed.

Best way in is through the coal
chute of the building next door.

We use the back fire escape
to get to the roof.

Then we drop down
to the apartment window,

and we cut it open.

Does anybody know
a safe cracker?

Jerzy Antwerp is
the only one I know.

Wait a minute.

Here, hold him, would you?

I got an idea.

I was thinking

if I had a camera,

I could shoot the Shylock
opening the safe.

We could get the combination
that way.

That's brilliant.

Where we going
to get a camera?

Well, we could pay
a little visit

to a guy I know
at the flea market.

Hm.

So, what are you hocking today,
Riley

You should treat me with
a little more respect, Oswald.

It just so happens I came into
some money. I'm a buyer today.

It's nice.
I like the browns.

Yes, but, uh
what about the reds?

Hm.
What do you think?

It's for my sister.

Is it too much red?

She's been
institutionalized,

and the color red
makes her bark like a dog.

Yes, after all, I believe
there is too much red.

I'm sorry, Oswald,
but your paintings are crap.

Let's go to Sears.

Okay, here we go.

What is this?
Sorry. Sorry.

I had to shoot some footage
of him to send to his mom.

He's a cute baby.

Oh
That's his new food.

He's not taking to it
too well.

I like it.

Riley, come on.
I think it's good food.

You're killing me.

Here we go.

The Hassenfeffer 622.

Is that good or bad?

Neither.

Here he is.

Okay, okay, watch this.

78.

77.

Eight.

78, eight.

Whoa!

Jesus Christ.

77.

What's that number?

78.

What is the number?

It's an eight.
78, eight.

That's great.

We did nine takes.

Every time,
on the last number

he does this.

He's like a gimp.

Sorry.

So, what do you think?

Well, as a film,
it's a disaster.

It's a documentary. It's
supposed to look like that.

The good news is
the safe is crackable.

So how do we
How do we do this?

Do I carry you
on my back, or

This may come as a shock, but I
don't go on the field anymore.

See? What the hell is
he doing here?

I teach.

For 500 bucks,
I show you how to do it.

500 bucks?
500 bucks!

Be quiet. The baby.

Okay, look, we're all
tapped out here.

That's why we're doing
this job in the first place.

We'll give you a cut.

I don't take back-end money.
It's worthless.

There's a fortune in that safe.

500 bucks up front.
That's the deal.

My time is valuable.

Alright. Hey, hey, hey.
Hold your horses.

Can you show us how to get
through a Krazner wall?

Well, who do you think
Krazner called?

Alright, so then
it's a deal.

Good.

Be at my place
Saturday afternoon.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have
a class to teach in Youngstown.

500 bucks.
Did I happen to mention

I'm trying to get my wife
out of the goddamn clink?

How are we supposed to get
that kind of money?

We could
mug someone.

There's got to be something.

I think I can get the money.

How much do you need?

Just a small loan

for a new suit.

I met a nice girl,

and I'm going to ask her
to marry me.

You're getting married?

If she says yes.
So how much?

$500.

$500? It must be
some suit.

It's beautiful,

with buttons and shoes

Well, I hope she can make
an honest man out of you.

At the usual interest.

The usual interest.

We're still better
than Leo the Lip.

There are many methods
to cracking a safe,

and each method possesses
an inverse relationship

between quickness and cleanness.

The quickest method
is Lipchiski method,

named for its originator,
Theodore Lipchiski.

The Lipchiski method requires
a stick of dynamite and a match.

A very quick method,
but we learned when Lipchiski

blew himself up on that job in
Toledo, it's not very clean

hence I teach
the circular saw method.

It may not be the quickest,
but it's the cleanest.

You and your loot will emerge
from the job unharmed.

This is the method I was taught.
It is what I believe in.

If you want Lipchiski,
you go somewhere else.

Jerzy! The police are here!

The police are coming!
The police!

They were just here last week.
Hide the safe!

Where
Hide the safe!

Throw it off the
Throw it off the side!

The cops are here!

Oh, you think
that's funny?

You little son of a bitch!

You little sawed-off
son of a bitch!

You better run!

I'm gonna come out
of this chair!

I'm gonna mess you up!

I hate that fathead kid.

Where was I?

Circular
Circular saw method.

You take the saw, like so.

You apply it, like so.

You crank it, like so.

And in three hours,
you got your hole.

What time is it?
2:00.

Alright, we'll begin a full
demonstration of the procedure.

Hey, baby! Baby!
Sergeant Babitch is here.

He's coming
around the back.

He'll bury us all!

Hide the safe!
Hide the safe!

Hark, the herald
angels sing

Glory to the newborn king

Peace on Earth
And mercy mild

Alright, guys. Take five,
take five. That's good.

Babitch!
What a surprise.

You caught us
on laundry day.

You sing while you launder?

Speak English.

We're a chorus
for the church.

Which church is that?

It's the, uh

We tour.

Uh-huh.

You wouldn't happen
to know anything

about a job over in Youngstown,
would you, Antwerp?

A safe with a hole
about the size of your head.

Where's Youngstown?

Now, wait a minute.

I know all you guys.

You're all
from Collinwood,

and you're all bums.

You're Pero Maholovic,
aren't you?

I knew your brother.

He was a shoddy fighter,

which is more than
I can say for you.

What's your angle here,
Maholovic?

I'm the tenor.

Oh, you're a joker, huh?

Well, you keep
laughing, champ

all the way to the pen.

If a job should happen to go
down in the next few weeks.

Now I'll know
whose asses to string up.

Jesus.

You'd better watch
your back, boys.

Where have you been?
My kid's starving to death.

The bus never came.
I had to walk.

Down you go.

Give me a square,
and I'll forget about it.

The Shylock
comes at 6,

and he opens up
at 7.

Good luck.

Hey, give me
a light.

Jesus, she's a live one.

Yeah.

What the?
Fudge! Fudge!

What the heck
is this, man?

Fudge! Fudge, fudge!

What the heck is this?

My best friend's
cousin told me

the old ladies are
the Shylock's aunts.

Mm-hm.

They're getting senile,

so he moved them in next door
to keep an eye on him.

The girl's their maid.

A maid, huh?

Well, don't worry,
I once seduced the First Lady.

So, this isn't going to make
you, uh jealous or anything?

You're a piece of work,
you know that?

As hard as you find it to
believe, I think you're a pig.

You know, you're a real pizda,
you know that?

Hey, hey, yo.

Hey, baby, where you going
in such a hurry?

Your mama teach you
how to walk like that?

Whoa, slow down, sugar.
A little love to a black man.

Whoa, whoa.

Look at that.

Baby got an ass like
bubble-gum ice cream.

You know, the kind
you like to lick!

Hey, why don't you leave the
girl alone, you street bums?

Hey scram,
before we lay one on you.

Oh!

I'll carve you
like a turkey, honky.

Put the knife away.

Hit me.

Put the knife

Ow! Ow!

Hurry up, man.

Go get her.

You okay?
Go get her.

Miss
Miss?

I don't mean any harm.

Miss, miss, are you
alright, miss?

That was quite
an experience back there.

You know, every day,
I wake up and I tell myself,

Pero Maholovic,
you're a lucky man.

your father was wealthy enough
to send you to a private school,

where among gaining a degree
in learning you were able

to master
the art of boxing.

Yes, that was quite a punch
you threw back there.

It was nothing. It was just
a couple of street bums.

Just wanna make sure you okay.
I'm fine.

Now, if you'll
excuse me, I'm late.

So you're, uh, late, huh?
That's funny, so am I.

Which direction
are you going?

This way.

Oh, that's funny,
so am I.

So, what are you late for?
I'm meeting my boyfriend.

Oh.
He's a doctor.

A doctor, really.
Wow. What do you do?

Me? I don't work.
I, uh, shop.

I play tennis.
Oh, really?

Well, I'm a salesman.

Oh, congratulations.
What do you sell?

Oh, all sorts of things.

Big things.
Expensive.

Oh. You from
around here?

No, I'm from Collinwood.
Even though I could afford more,

I choose to live humbly.
I like humble people.

For instance, if you were,
say, a maid and not an heiress,

I'd still think you were
just as pretty.

Hey, what's happening,
youngblood?

Crazy kids, man, I'll tell you.
It's a joke we play.

So where do you live?

Oh, I'm living in an apartment
with my aunts,

but my boyfriend's
building me a house.

Oh, the, the doctor.

No, the other boyfriend.

You have another boyfriend?

Yeah, I have lots of boyfriends.

I think it's best that way.

Wow.

So, you going to
ask me out, or what?

I thought
what about your boyfriends?

Oh, they understand
I'm a liberated woman.

How's Sunday?

Sure.

Alright, uh,
we'll meet at your house?

Um, oh, yeah, we can't.
It's being deloused.

There's a street carnival.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

On, on Saint Clair.
Okay, yeah, 4:00, then.

In front of the church.
In front of the church.

Yeah.
Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

I'm going to kill
that son of a bitch.

I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.

I'm going to kill
that son of a bitch.

I'm going to kill
that son of a bitch.

I'm going to kill
that son of a bitch.

I'm going to kill
that son of a bitch.

I'm going to kill
that son of a

Hey, I don't want
to miss my bus, now.

Thank you.
Thanks.

Whoo!

Oh, look, a fun house.
I love fun houses.

Hey, if it's fun you want,
it's fun you get.

Where'd you go?

Which one is you?
Where are you?

Guess you'll just have
to kiss me and find out.

Come here. Come here.

What are you doing?

Oh!

I'm going to kill you,
you son of a bitch.

Cosimo! What the?

Baby. Baby.

You want some things?
How 'bout?

Hey! Hey! Jesus Christ.

Where's Maholovic?
Why?

Didn't you hear?
It's all over the neighborhood.

Cosimo broke out of the joint.
Jesus Christ, how'd he get out?

I'm going to kill you!

He's got a gun!

You sick bastard!
You stole my Bellini!

Ah!

I'll spit on you!
I'll spit on all of you!

Baby, please,
baby, relax.

You don't understand.
I got it all planned out.

We can all share.
You traitorous whore!

Ah! Oh.

Listen to me,
and listen to me good, okay?

This job is mine, alright?
Anybody tries to take it,

I'm going to kill them.
I'm going to kill anybody!

Anybody!

Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey.

You okay?

He get you good?
No.

Get away from me.

Forget him.

Leon.

Leon, stakeout.

Let's go.

What do you want?
I'm looking for Leon.

Leon ain't here.
I'm sorry, I didn't know.

I'll let him know you came by.

Whoa, whoa!

I'm Basil.

What?

Tell him Basil came by.

I will.

And you?

Huh?

Are?

Oh, right.

I'm, uh, Michelle.

Leon's sister.

I'm Basil.

I know. You said it,
like, three times.

Oh.

That's a pretty ring.
Oh, it's

It's from my fiancé. He's
a salesman from the suburbs.

Oh.

SoBasil

you want to come in?

I don't know.
This place is kind of stale.

Maybe we could, you know,
go to your place or something.

Oh, um, but my aunts'll
be there, so

So we'll stay
in the living room.

Oh, no. I can't
leave, really.

Why not?

Because

Because what?

Because I told another date
to meet me here.

Another
Another date?

Yeah, I cannot be dating
just one guy, Pero.

It'd be like I'm married
or something.

Dear God, woman.

All these other loves
in your life.

It's enough to make
a man feel impotent.

If you ask me,
you should only be dating me.

I'll date whoever
I please.

Hello, Beddo.

Hi, Carmela.
Hi.

This is my date.

If you don't mind.

This This is your date?

What is this, a joke?

Excuse us, please.

Right now, another polka
heading your way.

Here we go with
something called

My Little Darling.

Jesus.
I'm starting to think

we should just forget
this whole goddamn job.

It's spinning
out of control.

This job's not spinning
out of control. You are.

You should be trying to get into
her apartment, not her pants.

I've been trying to get
in that frigging apartment.

For two weeks,
I'm trying.

She's a tease.
I don't understand her.

You're falling
in love with her, aren't you?

Hey. I don't fall
in love, sweetheart.

Oh, please.

It's all over your face.

Hands off, midget boy.
What did you call me?

She's with me tonight.
Oh, really?

Yeah, really.
Well, he's with me.

Who's he, your pimp?

Come on, come on.
Come on, want some, tough guy?

What the heck are you doing?
Don't loose your head over her.

She's a maid,
for chrissake!

Wait, Carmela

Carmela! Carmela,
wait a second!

I'm-I'm I'm very sorry
for the disturbance, officers,

but I was enjoying an evening
with my girlfriend

when that mob
attacked me.

Pero Maholovic, 122 Ivanhoe.

Sergeant Babitch, thank God
you're here because I gotta

Shut up.

The way you're going, Maholovic,

I ought to have them
reserve you a cell.

You're such a kidder.

Sergeant Babitch,
this is a very dangerous area.

Don't you get smart with me,
you little prick.

I will spit in you.

Yeah, yeah.
I know, I know.

I'll be seeing you
around, champ.

Okay, then.

Maybe at the mixer
next week?

That was very noble of you,
what you did tonight.

No one's ever fought
over me that much.

Well, I can't help it.
I guess I feel compelled.

Why did that girl
say those things about me?

Oh, you know,
she was jealous.

Ah.

Yeah.

She was telling the truth.

I'm really just a maid,
and I thought,

because you were, you know,
a big salesman and everything,

that you wouldn't like me
as much, so

Jeez, we live
in a democracy.

I don't care
you're a maid.

You can be anything
you want.

I know, I just

I just thought I don't know,
I was just being silly.

I'm a silly liar
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You're not
You're not silly.

You're not silly.

You know those two old ladies
I work for?

Yeah?

They're going out of town
on Tuesday,

and I live over
on the West Side,

and I was thinking
you could

come over for
a nice romantic dinner.

Oh, I'd like that.
I'd like that a lot.

What did you say?

That I'm off on Tuesday night,
and I was thinking

No, no, no, no.
Uh, the old ladies.

They're going to

To see their mother
in Steubenville,

and I was thinking
you could come to my place.
I could

except

I have a date.

You have a date?

With my brothers.

Oh.

We bowl.
In a bowling league.

I like to bowl.
Could I come?

I-i-it's a men's league.

Yeah.

But we could go out
another night.

I promise,
this weekend.

Your mother's a whore!

Carmela look at me

Look at me for a second.

Whoa.

I like you.

I like you a lot.

I like you too.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh!

Help!

Help me!

Give me the purse!

What a crummy
way to go, huh?

Snatching a purse
like a street punk.

Something ain't right
in the world.

Well, he had
a tough life.

His mother
was a whore.

Sorry.

I can't go in.
Death scares him.

Excuse me, gentlemen.
It's time.

We ain't done
nothing to Cosimo

that Cosimo ain't done
to somebody else.

That still don't
make it right.

He was a good friend to me.

Oh, what the hell
are you talking about?

Hewas the biggest ass
in Collinwood.

He'd screw his own mother
and not think twice about it.

Watch your mouth.

Hey, it's not about him,
anyway, okay?

It's about the job.

We've worked hard
for this thing.

This is our dream
we've been building here.

What's your son gonna eat?

Your guilt?

Who's going to pay
for that wedding reception?

The memory of Cosimo?

You're the poorest man
I ever seen.

Did Cosimo ever
help you out with that?

And you. What? Are you going to
stay a bum all your life?

This is about the job,
plain and simple.

This is about the fact
that we all need it to survive,

and there ain't a thing
we can do to change that.

There ain't
a goddamn thing.

Mm.

How you doing?

It's Antwerp.

The tools are ready for tonight.

They're in a brown duffel bag,
in a dumpster

in the back of
your building. Got it?

Why are you dressed
like a priest?

You're an idiot.

You see that?

Babitch smells blood.

Good luck.

That son of a bitch
is putting the screws on us.

Don't worry about him.

I'm telling you,
we pull this job.

We're all going
to end up in the slammer.

Don't worry.
I'll take care of Babitch.

My place, 8:00.

We need this.

We need this.

What is this?

It's almost

$16,000.

If something should, uh,
happen to go down tonight,

I'm hoping you forget
you ever saw us.

You stupid bastard.
What do you think you're doing?

Listen, Babitch

Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't bury your

Give me one
good reason.

Babitch

What do you make?
You make, what,

are you making
$30,000 a year?

You live in
a one-bathroom house, man.

You got your

You got four kids.
You drive a Chevette.

Your wife rides
the bus to work.

For what?

Just so you can protect some
money in some rich guy's safe?

For what?

Look at me.

Nobody gets hurt.

They won't get hurt.

Now get off my porch.

You know, you should,
uh, get going.

Leon's going to
be here any second.

I don't know.
I was thinking,

maybe it's time that we should
tell your brother about us.

Tell him what?

About us.
That we're in love.

Are you crazy?

You think I'm going to
leave my fiancé for you?

Come on.
But we're in love.

Yeah, but he has
a good job, Basil.

He can get me out
of this neighborhood.

I can get you
out of here, Michelle.

And take me where, Basil?
What, to jail?

What do you want, then?
You want your rich man?

Is that what you want?
Is that going to make you happy?

Yeah.

No

I don't know.

Well, what do you want?

I want
an honest man.

You alright?

I'm fine.
You want a drink?

No, thank you.

What do you want?

I need a favor.

You're the only one
that can help me.

Will you watch him
for me tonight?

I don't want anything
to do with this anymore.

I know, but I don't
have a choice.

I need the money. For him.

I'm not good with children.

Listen to me.

I need your help.

I think you're
a good person, Rosalind.

I think you're one
of the nicest people I know,

and he needs that.

And I think maybe
you need that too.

He's so tiny.

Please?

Alright, but just
for tonight.

Uh I put his things
in that box.

If he cries, whistle.

Just whistle to him.

He

Don't worry.
You'll see him tomorrow.

If they don't get here
in five minutes,

we go without them.

Sorry.

Sorry I'm late.

What's this?
We don't need this.

This isn't a prop.
I was beaten.

Beaten?
By the cops?

No. Oswald.

The guy we stole
the camera from.

I ran into him
and his brother on the bus,

and they broke my arm.

For stealing a camera?
It was a good camera.

This is a disaster.

What are those?

Hydrocodone bitar

Bitartrate.

They're bupkis.

I've taken bunches of them.
They don't do dink.

You took bunches of these?!

What's the matter with you?!

You want to go
into a coma?!

Are you telling me
I don't love my own son?

Oh, he's out.
Get him out of here.

No, we can't do the job
without him.

He's useless! Look at him.
I'll take him home.

What are you talking about?
We've got to leave for the job.

Well, there's something
I want to tell you guys.

You're not cutting me out,
you or any of you.

I'm clean enough
to go to the cops.

I'm clean enough
to go on this job, aren't I?

Aren't I?

You wouldn't dare.

You try me.

Oh, Jesus.

Where the fuck hell is Leon?

I'm going to cut you, boy.
I'll cut you good.

Wait, listen to me.
You don't understand.

She was a beautiful flower,
and you

You plucked her.
I'm going to make you bleed.

Listen to me. I love her.

No, no, no.

We want to
get married.

She's already engaged,
and not to a goddamn thief!

I'm not a thief anymore.
I quit. I'm done with all of it.

What did you?
What did you say?

That's what
I wanted to tell you.

I'm not going tonight.

I'm in love with Michelle.
I want to marry her.

I have to be an honest man
to do that

so I got a job.

Jennifer jumpin' Christmas.

This is a fiasco.

So if you still want
to kill me,

I'll be at the nickel factory
at St. Clair.

I start tonight.

I'm sorry.

Well, I hate to be the one
to say it, but this Bellini

is starting to look
like a real flaming Kapuchnick.

Watch your mouth!

Are you insane?

Are you trying
to jinx us?

Where are you going?
To do the job.

Can we do the job
with only four of us?

At this point,
I don't give a good goddamn.

Wait a minute here.

Let's just calm down
and get our minds right first.

Mindsright?

You're standing there
with a stinking butcher's knife.

Hi.

The girl, uh, she's here.

She's here.
Out the window.

The maid.

Out the window. Go.
Oh, my God.

I'm not going out there.
It's the only way.

No, I'm not

There's no place to go
once you get out there

except down!

Carmela.

Pero?

What a surprise.
How did you find?

How did you know
where to find me?

Is this your place?

No, no.

This is much too modest for me.

This is my, uh
My brother's place.

My brother Mico.

Uh, he's an artist.
He likes the squalor.

Hi, Mico. I'm Carmela.
Hello, young woman.

I would shake your hands, but
I'm inspecting these bottles.

What's the matter?

I'm afraid of
I'm afraid of heights.

I wanted to tell you something.

I I quit
the old ladies tonight.

Uh

Well, you'll find another job.

You would have been
so proud of me.

I never told you this before,
but they were terrible to me.

They were really terrible to me.
The things they'd make me do.

I mean they're incontinent,
for God's sake.

Uh-huh.

But then I met you,

and you made me feel
like I was worth something,

and I thought,
I have Pero now.

I don't have to take
this crap no more,

so I called them spoiled babies,
and they fired me.

They were so upset
by the whole thing,

they canceled their stupid trip
to Steubenville tonight.

What?

What?

Yeah, but then they went anyway,

because they're
stubborn-old bats,

and I kept the keys.

We should go back
and we should wreck the place.

My, my, my, Pero.

She didn't
turn the keys in.

Yeah, I heard her, Mico.
You know what?

You're very upset.
Maybe I should take you home.

No, no, no.

I don't want to interrupt
your bowling match.

Won't you miss Pero
at the bowling match, Mico?

My arm's broken.

I'm not going
to a flaming bowling match!

Poor Mico, he's upset because
Because he can't bowl.

The window seems to be okay.

If you have any more problems,
just give us a call.

Hello.

Am I dead?

There you go.

So where's
the next window?

Next stop, 25th Street.

Ohio City.

I like
your brother Mico.

He's a little
strange, though.

He had

syphilis as a baby.

Oh

Yeah.

You know what?

Hm?

Now that I think
about it

I wish I didn't have
those keys on me.

You know?

Because if anything happens
while they were away,

those old crows,
they would blame me.

How could they blame you?

You're a small girl.
That's nonsense.

Could you do me
a huge favor?

Sure.
Do you think you could

take the keys back
on your way home

and you can drop them off
with the janitor?

Because I would just
sleep so much better.

But how could
they blame you?

They're
You're a small girl.

That's
Oh, no.

Pero, they're not here.
Oh, my God.

Pero, I think I left them
in the front door.

Oh, my God.

Someone will rip that
place off for sure!

We've got to go back. Driver!
Wait, wait, wait.

Hold on a second.

Let me take a look here.
No, they're not in there.

Hey, hey, look,
there they are. Yeah.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.
They would have killed me.

You've got so much
stuff in here,

no wonder you couldn't find
them. Look at all this lipstick.

One for every boyfriend?

No.

Well, there's only one
from now on.

Hey, don't worry.
You sleep good tonight.

I'll take
the keys back. Okay?

You're always
so good to me.

No, you are,
you're the best.

Where the freak
have you been?

Did you get the keys?

She guarded her purse
like a hawk.

We got to go
in the old way.

But we're
two hours behind.

So let's move, then.
Let's go.

Ah! Mother!

Don't come down! Don't!

Goddamn!

I can't swim!

Goddamn toothless

Put your goddamn pants on!

I'll catch
pneumonia!

Come on, let's go.

Ready?

Can you get it?

No. Not yet.

Step on my hands.

Just a few
more inches.

One

I've got it!

I think he bit off
his tongue.

No. No,
it's right there.

You want one of these?

Alright, we're losing time.

Let's go. Come on!

It's hot.

Aw! Hot!

Feels sturdy.

I don't know.

We should test it.

Test it?

Chill, Riley, chill!

Go.

Okay, go.

I can't.

What? What do you
mean can't?

He's afraid of heights.

Aw

You have to.

I can't.

Stop moving around, Toto.
Stop it.

Get your hands
off my face.

Stop moving around
like a monkey.

Whoa.

I'm scared.
Whoa. Whoa

Get him off me.

Get him off me.

Oh, my God!

First of all, whatever about my
ass being all over his lap.

The last time
we were

The last time we went
to your mother's

My shorts
are coming down.
Shut up.

And Ellen was there, and who
came in? Your cousin, Clarence.

And you were making eyes at him.
It's so sick.

It's your own cousin.

What about Eddie?
I'm going back inside.

If you cause a scene,
I'm leaving.

We should stay
out here all night!

Screw you!
Where are you going? Come back.

Get him off me!
Get him off me!

Next time I tell you
to keep your pants on,

keep your goddamn pants on!

It's this one. It's this one.

Get the thingie.

Come on.

Oh, jeez.

This place is like a palace.

Alright, it wasn't
that heavy.

Stop being
so goddamn dramatic.

Hey, hey, this is it.
Guys, come here. Hurry up.

We can drill a pilot hole
right there.

This is it.

Oh, man.

What a bizarre wall.

You hit the plumbing.

Hey, Miss Wiener.

Yeah, I'm in the apartment now,
and everything looks fine.

No, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

There's some kind of
water on the floor.

Goddamn it!

Oh, no, it's the cat,
Miss Wiener.

Uh, no, no, it's the cat
peed on the floor again.

No, no, I will not.

No, I am the janitor.
I am not your maid.

What's that?

Yeah, a very nice young man

returned the keys for the girl
about three hours ago. Yeah.

Yeah, okay, I'll leave them
right here. Good.

Yeah, yeah, I'll lock up.

Yeah, okay.

Bye, Miss Wiener.

Jeez, stupid ol' fleabag cat.

I can't believe this stuff.

I just can't.

Okay, okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You miserable
son of a bitch.

I had to return them
for an alibi.

If I kept the keys,
the girl could finger me.

You sold us out
for a woman?

Those old bitches would
have her arrested

if the joint got
knocked off. Come on.

So instead we had to crawl
in here like aminals?

We've wasted
half the night.

Look.

What's done is done,

and all the arguing
in the world

is not going to do
a damn thing to change it.

Now, let's just shut up
and get out the Antwerp.

Come on, come on.
It's giving.

It's been giving
for the last 40 minutes.

I need a breather, man.

So, how much do you really think
is in that safe?

Well, Cosimo said that

the old man swore to him
there was at least 300 grand.

Goddamn.
That's a lot of money.

A person could live
several lives

with that kind of money.

I'm going to buy a big loft
with my share of the loot.

And one for my boy.

Pay them off clean,

so he never has to work
a day in his life.

I'm going to move
to the country.

I hear the houses there
are so far apart,

you can sit on your front porch
and read the newspaper

in your underwear.

I'm going to buy my wife
a new gravestone.

You know,
one that stands up.

With little angels carved.

In marble.

So, what are you
going to do?

I don't know

I think I'm going
to build a gym.

I know everyone thinks
I'm not much of a fighter,

but I think
I'd be a good teacher

for the kids.

Oh, man, I can't wait
another minute.

Come on, guys.

Let's go get
the goddamn loot.

Toto, get us some water.
It's like a jungle in here.

Alright, come on.

Something's happening.

It's giving.

Here it comes.

Here it comes.

Sweet Jesus.

How did you
get in there?

I'm getting the water.

Oh, my God.
It's the kitchen.

The kitchen?

What are
you saying?

It's the kitchen!

Cosimo said the connecting wall
was in the living room.

This is the living room.

How can this be
the living room

if that's
the stinking kitchen?

What do you think,
it's in the

closet?

Oh

Oh, shoot.

You moron.

You unbelievable, idiot moron.

How was I supposed to know
that they had two living rooms?

Who the hell has
two living rooms?

You should've looked.
You should have looked,

while we were
busting our asses

with that crank.
I got the water!

You unbelievable hack!
You poser! You've killed us!

Me?
Yes, you. You've killed us.

What are you talking about?

We just move the crank in here,
and we do it again.

It's 3 a.m.

We'd never get through the wall
then crack the safe.

We could drill fast.

It's impossible!

We'd drill our way right
into the joint. It's over.

Oh, we can still do it.

We can still do it.
I'm telling you.

Leon, help me.

We'll never
make it, man.

Hey, Toto.

Come on.

God, I needed that money!
I needed it so bad!

You've ruined us!

What are you talking about?
I did everything from the start.

It was me.
I got the Bellini.

I planned the job.
I wooed the girl.

I paid off Babitch.

I did everything!

I gave everything
I had for this!

Everything!

You know what we did?

We believed.

You gave us hope
with your stupid Bellini,

and then you ripped
our hearts out

and you smashed them
with your bare hands!

What is that?

What? Christ!
I'm more broke now

than I was when I started
this crazy thing!

I wish I'd never met you!

Any of you!

Jeez, I think
I'm going to be sick.

Aw, I'm sorry.

I got a kid, for chrissake.

What am I going to do?

Sweet Jesus.

Hey, guys, take a look at this.

It's a cookie-jar stash.

Must be a thousand bucks here.

Not a bad
consolation prize, huh?

Let me see that.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, it's delicious.

The girl must have made it
before they fired her.

I'm going to
heat this up.

Least we'll eat good
before we go.

The pilot light must be out.

Got a match?

Wait, wait a minute.
Does anybody smell?

I think it's probably
a good idea

if we don't
see each other anymore.

Wait a second.

I've got to give you
your cut of the take.

Ah, it's for your wife.
Get her home.

Thanks.

What are you
going to do?

It just wasn't our night.

I'd better get home
and apologize to my sister.

Be well, old man.

If you get any more Bellinis

just give me a call.

So

where you going?

I don't know.

Get cleaned up.
Maybe I'll go see Carmela.

That's a good idea.

She's a nice girl.

Yeah.

I'll s

Hey, this safe

this job

is nothing.

It's just money.

Money comes, money goes.

I'm an old man. I know.

But to have someone

Somebody to walk with

at your side

that's everything.

She's a nice girl.

Yeah. Yeah, she is.

Brotha

Lover

Maybe the sun

Maybe the sun
is here to stay

Maybe the rain

Will have to come back
another day

Maybe it's
just the dizzy

Days of June

My head is floating
like a helium

Maybe I wished

Maybe I wished
upon the star

And now the moon

And now the moon
don't seem so far

Maybe I'm just
imagining things

Maybe it's a touch
of love flu

Maybe it's not

Maybe it's just you

Maybe the world

Maybe the world
has gotten more spin

In lady love

Looks like she's
finally moving in

Maybe my heart has gotten
plucked all it's string

So tell me that it's true

Maybe it's love

And maybe it's you