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Subs by kinglouisxx
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Okay, philosophy book, check.
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And toothbrush, toothpaste, check.
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Hey, if you're running away from home,
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letting your mommy pack your bag for you
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kind of ruins the shock value.
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When you're a commuter student,
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you don't have a dorm room
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to go back to and grab anything.
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Whatever I might need has to be in there
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since once I get to school,
I'm basically stranded.
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Oh, so it's kind of like
"Naked and Afraid,"
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except you're wearing a cardigan
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and there's a Jamba Juice
at the student union.
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I even take a blow-up pillow
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so I can relax on the cement bench
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by the fountain between classes.
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If I leave my hat on the ground,
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people put money in it.
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I'm a commuter student too.
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But sometimes when I have
a long day on campus,
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my friends with dorm rooms
let me crash there.
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Well, not "let me"
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insomuch they're not
strong enough to move me.
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Come on, it's not that bad, right?
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You're on campus.
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You got great classes.
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You're making money
with your little hat.
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No, it's fine.
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Well, I mean, if it's not,
then talk to me.
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I wasn't complaining, Mom.
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I'm just trying to get out the door.
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Oh, you better not complain.
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Yesterday I tattooed teardrops
on a guy who kept saying,
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"Can't you go any faster?"
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as the sirens got louder.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Oh, wow.
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Is he... is he going to school
or backpacking across Europe?
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Now, no Conner has ever seen Europe,
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and it's probably not gonna happen
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until we can get there
in an old pickup truck.
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I knew I'd find you here.
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I could smell the bacon
walking up the driveway.
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I'm not here for the bacon.
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I'm here to spend time with my family.
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My crunchy applewood-smoked family.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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I need to vent.
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I'm trying to put everything in order
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for Harris to start
taking over The Lunch Box,
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but the paperwork, it's crazy.
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Business license, food handler license,
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liquor permit.
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You have no idea what the man
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puts us small business owners through.
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Oh, I do. I run my own hardware store.
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I have my own drywall business.
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Yeah, I used to manage Casita Bonita.
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I ran an Orange Julius in Minnesota.
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Sometimes, it's okay to just listen.
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So is anyone interested...
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Nope.
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Wait till I ask.
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Is anyone interested
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in coming to Beverly Rose's school...
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No.
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Oh, come on. Doesn't anyone want to help
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make a difference
in a young person's life?
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- No.
- Hell no.
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Oh, I need someone in our family
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who has musical ability to come
teach in Beverly Rose's class.
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They have no arts budget,
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and these kids need music
in their lives.
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Well, I play piano.
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They had to sell the piano
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to fund 30 minutes of PE a month.
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The first class was the kids
carrying out the piano.
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I can teach the kids
how to play the harmonica.
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It's fun passing one around
with your friends,
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if you don't mind trench mouth.
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How about you, Louise?
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You play guitar, you sing,
and you don't have a disease
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from a Ken Burns documentary.
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You know, actually, I'd love to.
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I was just talking to Dan
about how I want to teach music
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now that I'm off the road.
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So we're just moving on
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without seeing
what I might have to offer?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Jackie.
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I didn't know you had any talent.
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Ouch!
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I played a hell of a tambourine
in a jam band
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right after high school.
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Tambourine is not a real instrument.
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Bands let the girl they want
to sleep with play tambourine
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so she won't leave.
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Maybe that's why they took
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all the little metal things out of it.
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Those bad boys.
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They just wanted to see
this hot thing shake it.
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6x04 - Shrinks Don't Talk
and Kids Don't Sing
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"The Conners" is recorded
in front of a live studio audience.
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♪ It's the hammer of justice ♪
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♪ It's the bell of freedom ♪
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♪ It's a song about love ♪
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♪ Between my brothers and my sisters ♪
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♪ All over this land ♪
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One more, everybody except Becky.
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♪ All over this land ♪
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Oh, that was great, everybody.
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Becky, can you hand out
the lyrics to the next song?
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The kids are so into it.
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This is the longest Walter has gone
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without stabbing anybody with a pencil.
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Oh, this is Ms. Ainsworth,
the principal.
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I would love to talk to you
about an idea I have
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for a part-time music program.
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I could do it a few days a week.
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It would cost you next to nothing.
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How next to nothing would you be,
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right next to it or practically on it?
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Gas money.
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Pay for my lunch.
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Printer paper could go missing
now and again.
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Deal.
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Okay, what you have in front of you
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are the lyrics to a really fun song
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called "Dancing Queen."
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Okay.
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Let's hand back all of these pages.
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Don't even look at them.
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I accidentally looked at mine.
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What's going to happen to me?
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You're going to be fine, Albert.
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We're just going to let
the next class come in.
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And all of you are going
to have an early recess.
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Class dismissed.
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What's wrong with this song?
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We dance to at home.
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I don't know, honey.
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But why don't you go comfort Albert?
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And remember,
don't turn your back on Walter.
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What's going on?
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Look, we would love to have
more music for the kids,
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but this song is about a queen,
and some of the parents
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are going to interpret that
to be about gender identity.
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And then it's going to become a thing.
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This is crazy.
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I'm a parent, and I don't think
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this song is about a drag queen.
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And I wouldn't have
any problem if it was.
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Me neither.
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But these kids are going to go home
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and tell their parents
that they sang a song
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about a dancing queen.
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The parents are gonna go
to the school board.
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And then pretty soon, I'm looking
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for a new dental plan under Obamacare.
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If you want your program
approved by the school board,
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I'd get ahead of this.
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Submit an apology.
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God, they're just songs about
different kinds of people.
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Whatever happened to the love
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between our brothers and our sisters?
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Apparently, they can have
all the love they want,
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as long as the brothers aren't
wearing the sisters' dresses.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I had to take out the trash.
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This was a lunch date,
so thanks for inviting my dad.
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Well, I had to buy him lunch.
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I lost a bet.
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Overestimated how many corn nuts
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I could fit in my mouth.
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I knew I'd feel weird being
back in a school cafeteria
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without being high.
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So I brought a beer.
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Oh, well, good for you
engaging in self care.
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You do know that you can't
drink in here, right?
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This ain't my first rodeo.
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Ah!
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You'll get that back after class.
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So I just saw Mark
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coming out of the school
psychologist's office.
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Do you think I should be
worried about that?
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I mean, this is the danger of working
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where your kid goes to school, right?
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You're going to see some stuff,
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and you're going to just have
to pretend like you didn't.
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I just get the feeling
that something's bothering him.
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And we used to talk about everything,
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and he's being so distant
from me lately.
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Maybe he just wants
to be more independent.
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He's 18.
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When I was his age, I was married,
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working, paying bills,
and drinking beer,
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which I'd like to do now.
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Nope.
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But what if he's going through
something, like, really big?
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Or worse, what if it's
something that I did?
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Honey, you're a great mom.
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I can't see where he'd have
any complaints.
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That's something I never worry about
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because I know your mom and I
did a good job as parents.
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Oh, my God, am I that delusional?
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What's up?
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I'm matching up lids and bowls.
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Helps me think.
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They're all different sizes,
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so I have to try every lid
on every container
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to find the right bowl.
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Well, shouldn't be too hard.
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We don't clean the dishes that well.
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Just...
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match up the lids
and bowls that smell the same.
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It's lid matchup day?
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Why didn't you call me? I love this.
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Louise, stop.
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Never, ever...
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use opaque lids
on transparent containers.
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These are for perishables only
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so you can see if something is spoiled.
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I don't want to overstate,
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but I may have just saved a life.
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You know, I'd really rather
just do this by myself.
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Ooh, lid day!
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I'm in.
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I'm actually here to apologize
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for what happened at school
the other day.
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What's up?
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Oh, I was going to sing an ABBA song,
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and then the principal stopped me
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because she thought that the parents
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would find it inappropriate.
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Wait a second.
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Wait a second.
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Wait a second.
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Last time I looked...
yep, it's still America.
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We don't ban music
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just because we disagree
with the message.
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This calls for action.
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Louise, I'm going to need
a piece of paper.
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I'm going to need a pen.
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I'm going to need
a very large rubber band.
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And I'm going to need a brick.
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You need to calm down.
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They're not going to listen to me.
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I don't even have a kid there.
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I am going to apologize
to the school board
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and then just let Becky deal with it.
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It's her fight.
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I saw the group text say it's lid day.
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So I grabbed these that don't belong
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to anything at our house.
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Not a good time, Mark.
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We're right in the middle
of something here.
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We're talking about music being banned
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at Beverly Rose's school.
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They wouldn't let Louise
sing "Dancing Queen."
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Have you heard all the other songs
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the school board's been asked to ban?
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John Lennon's "Imagine"? Come on.
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00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,252
It has the lyric about
imagining no religion.
264
00:10:54,374 --> 00:10:55,220
"Lola"?
265
00:10:55,342 --> 00:10:56,673
She's transgender.
266
00:10:56,794 --> 00:10:57,722
"Billie Jean"?
267
00:10:57,843 --> 00:11:00,304
Could be the illegitimate kid.
268
00:11:00,425 --> 00:11:03,451
Or... or just Michael Jackson
in general.
269
00:11:05,185 --> 00:11:08,574
"Rainbow Connection."
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow."
270
00:11:08,695 --> 00:11:09,744
"Rainbowland."
271
00:11:09,866 --> 00:11:11,237
Yep, no rainbows.
272
00:11:11,358 --> 00:11:14,263
That's just openly anti-gay.
273
00:11:14,384 --> 00:11:15,675
Or anti-leprechaun.
274
00:11:15,796 --> 00:11:18,256
Either way, it's just wrong.
275
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:19,910
This... this is horrible.
276
00:11:20,031 --> 00:11:21,767
I mean, what if I'd been
a kid in that room?
277
00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:23,460
What if some of these kids
have gay parents?
278
00:11:23,581 --> 00:11:24,671
What kind of message is that?
279
00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:28,463
I guess my brick idea's
not looking so crazy now.
280
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,206
What are you going to do?
281
00:11:31,327 --> 00:11:33,546
Well, you know I support you.
282
00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:36,693
But the music program
is really important.
283
00:11:36,814 --> 00:11:38,548
Music totally changed my life,
284
00:11:38,669 --> 00:11:41,373
and those kids deserve the same chance.
285
00:11:41,494 --> 00:11:43,390
I don't know, maybe I'll slip in
286
00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:45,891
a rainbow song later on.
287
00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:48,836
But right now, I'm not making waves.
288
00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:49,925
Okay.
289
00:11:50,046 --> 00:11:51,700
Well, Becky, if you want
to fight this, I'm in.
290
00:11:51,821 --> 00:11:53,475
Somebody's got to.
291
00:11:53,596 --> 00:11:56,340
I understand
that this isn't your problem,
292
00:11:56,461 --> 00:11:58,922
but I thought you were
more of a badass than that.
293
00:12:01,423 --> 00:12:03,516
Way to ruin lid day.
294
00:12:13,229 --> 00:12:15,071
Hi. I'm Darlene.
295
00:12:15,196 --> 00:12:16,883
I work in the cafeteria.
296
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,931
You are the school psychologist, right?
297
00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:20,337
Yes. Carla Rogers.
298
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,305
Is it okay if I sit with you?
299
00:12:22,425 --> 00:12:24,915
Promise not to trauma dump.
300
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,843
Everyone says that,
and they do it anyway.
301
00:12:26,964 --> 00:12:29,254
Have a seat.
302
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,346
So my son goes to school here.
303
00:12:32,466 --> 00:12:33,953
His name is Mark Conner-Healy.
304
00:12:34,074 --> 00:12:35,117
Do you know him?
305
00:12:35,238 --> 00:12:36,764
I can't say one way or the other.
306
00:12:36,884 --> 00:12:38,492
Of course you can. I mean, we're both
307
00:12:38,612 --> 00:12:41,182
university employees, colleagues.
308
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,311
If you think about it, we both
kind of have the same job.
309
00:12:43,432 --> 00:12:45,279
We stir things up
until something disturbing
310
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,131
comes to the surface.
311
00:12:48,252 --> 00:12:50,701
I've taken an oath that says
I can't divulge anything.
312
00:12:50,822 --> 00:12:53,714
Yeah, I've taken an oath too,
you know, as a food server.
313
00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:56,124
But if you came to me
and you wanted to know
314
00:12:56,244 --> 00:12:59,578
what was in the chili, I would tell you.
315
00:12:59,699 --> 00:13:02,189
I think I know.
That's why I bring my own food.
316
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,603
You'll have to talk to your son.
317
00:13:05,723 --> 00:13:06,928
Okay.
318
00:13:07,048 --> 00:13:10,141
How about I say
why I think he came to you,
319
00:13:10,262 --> 00:13:12,591
and if I get it right,
then you take a bite
320
00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:16,045
of one of those carrots you've
organized so beautifully.
321
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:19,298
My son is not in danger, right?
322
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:20,423
Oh, good.
323
00:13:20,544 --> 00:13:22,552
That is the most important thing.
324
00:13:22,673 --> 00:13:23,516
Okay.
325
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:26,327
Is he struggling
with his self-confidence
326
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:28,778
in a new environment because
his father abandoned him
327
00:13:28,899 --> 00:13:30,585
at such a vulnerable point in his life,
328
00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:33,598
even though his mother was
heroically supporting him
329
00:13:33,718 --> 00:13:36,289
through such a difficult time?
330
00:13:36,409 --> 00:13:39,100
Yes! Oh, that makes so much sense.
331
00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:42,353
You know, as a mom, you worry
that it's something you did.
332
00:13:44,603 --> 00:13:47,253
Wait, is it something that I did?
333
00:13:49,784 --> 00:13:51,913
Wait, you're just
eating carrots, aren't you?
334
00:13:54,443 --> 00:13:56,250
You're messing with me.
335
00:13:56,371 --> 00:13:58,258
Is that in your Hippocratic Oath?
336
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,592
Oh, your little world's
not so tidy now, is it?
337
00:14:04,203 --> 00:14:06,693
I'm free Wednesdays at 2:00.
338
00:14:08,099 --> 00:14:09,893
How about 4:00? That's when I get off.
339
00:14:12,053 --> 00:14:13,261
Is Mark home?
340
00:14:13,371 --> 00:14:14,952
No, he should be here any minute.
341
00:14:15,073 --> 00:14:16,369
Oh, but hang on.
342
00:14:16,491 --> 00:14:19,368
Now, you know you can't ask him
about going to therapy.
343
00:14:19,489 --> 00:14:22,002
Well, I'd like to respect his privacy.
344
00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:25,121
That's why I tried
to shake down his psychologist.
345
00:14:25,244 --> 00:14:28,485
But that carrot-eating witch
wouldn't crack.
346
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,605
I guess we'll get into it
when I see her next week
347
00:14:31,726 --> 00:14:33,873
at my session.
348
00:14:33,996 --> 00:14:35,373
Hey.
349
00:14:39,222 --> 00:14:40,641
How was school?
350
00:14:40,762 --> 00:14:42,586
Okay. I was kind of tired.
351
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:46,071
You seem a little down.
352
00:14:46,192 --> 00:14:48,015
Is that because of the depression
353
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,960
I might have given you
either through genes
354
00:14:50,082 --> 00:14:52,918
or my well-intentioned parenting?
355
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,134
What? No.
356
00:14:54,255 --> 00:14:56,079
I just haven't been sleeping that well.
357
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,320
You're lying up awake
thinking about how I drove
358
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,508
your father away, and it's left you
359
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:04,101
without the ability to form
long, trusting relationships
360
00:15:04,223 --> 00:15:05,803
with other people?
361
00:15:05,925 --> 00:15:06,897
What's going on?
362
00:15:07,019 --> 00:15:09,612
Have you been listening to an audiobook?
363
00:15:09,733 --> 00:15:12,651
No.
364
00:15:12,772 --> 00:15:14,353
All right, look, I saw you
coming out of the school
365
00:15:14,474 --> 00:15:16,257
psychologist's office.
366
00:15:16,386 --> 00:15:19,264
And I know it was wrong,
but I tried to talk to her.
367
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,727
- I mean, she wouldn't tell me anything.
- You did what?
368
00:15:21,849 --> 00:15:23,834
Didn't we agree that if I went
to school where you work,
369
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:26,184
that you weren't going to
interfere in my personal life?
370
00:15:26,306 --> 00:15:28,331
Yeah, but I didn't sign anything.
371
00:15:30,276 --> 00:15:32,303
Look, you always came to me
when you had a problem,
372
00:15:32,424 --> 00:15:34,369
and now you barely talk to me.
373
00:15:34,491 --> 00:15:36,719
- I need to know if you're okay.
- I'm okay.
374
00:15:36,841 --> 00:15:38,421
I just want to live my own life.
375
00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:41,379
All right. I get it. I crossed a line.
376
00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:44,863
I'm sorry. I don't need to know.
377
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:48,876
I also don't need to eat,
and I don't need to sleep.
378
00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:50,942
And then someday when I'm gone,
379
00:15:51,063 --> 00:15:53,981
you can just whisper it to my grave.
380
00:15:56,412 --> 00:15:57,587
Fine.
381
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,843
I went to the psychologist
382
00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:01,112
because I'm having trouble
making friends.
383
00:16:01,234 --> 00:16:03,381
And I don't even feel
like I'm at a university
384
00:16:03,502 --> 00:16:05,245
because I'm a commuter student.
385
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:06,744
I couldn't wait to get to college,
386
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,054
and now it feels like a job.
387
00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:10,918
Why couldn't you talk to me about that?
388
00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:13,106
Because you've sacrificed so much.
389
00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:15,415
We obviously can't afford
for me to move into the dorm,
390
00:16:15,537 --> 00:16:18,332
and I don't want to seem
like an ungrateful jerk.
391
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,885
Well, no, I would never think that.
392
00:16:21,007 --> 00:16:23,722
But is it really that bad
being a commuter student?
393
00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:25,707
Yeah. Everybody's making friends
394
00:16:25,829 --> 00:16:27,733
'cause they're hanging out
in their dorms after classes.
395
00:16:27,855 --> 00:16:29,638
And there's all this
cool stuff in the evening
396
00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:30,853
like theater and trivia.
397
00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:32,919
And I can't join the LGBTQ alliance
398
00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:34,014
because they only meet at night.
399
00:16:34,136 --> 00:16:35,513
I don't even have time to be gay.
400
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,902
Okay, how about you wake up earlier,
401
00:16:41,023 --> 00:16:43,577
and then you get an hour
of gay time for yourself.
402
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,277
Thanks for the tip,
but I'll learn to live with it.
403
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,411
No, come on.
404
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:50,707
I mean, we've got to be able to come up
405
00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:51,721
with something better than that.
406
00:16:51,842 --> 00:16:53,990
Hey, I'm telling you, it's okay.
407
00:16:54,111 --> 00:16:55,773
When it comes to dealing
with being miserable,
408
00:16:55,894 --> 00:16:58,731
I have a house full of role models.
409
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,688
I know we make it look easy,
but don't beat yourself up
410
00:17:01,811 --> 00:17:03,349
if you're not unhappy right away.
411
00:17:03,472 --> 00:17:04,809
Just trust me.
412
00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,937
It'll happen.
413
00:17:09,656 --> 00:17:14,088
♪ I'm always chasing ♪
414
00:17:14,214 --> 00:17:16,556
♪ Rainbows ♪
415
00:17:16,681 --> 00:17:18,689
What are you doing here?
416
00:17:18,814 --> 00:17:21,105
I'd ask you the same.
417
00:17:21,227 --> 00:17:24,786
But it's not subtle enough
to need an explanation.
418
00:17:24,909 --> 00:17:26,708
Like it, though.
419
00:17:26,831 --> 00:17:29,448
I thought you'd be home
working on your apology.
420
00:17:29,572 --> 00:17:32,353
Or do you need a preapproved
list of apologies
421
00:17:32,476 --> 00:17:34,970
so you don't offend anybody?
422
00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:38,120
I'm not apologizing.
423
00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:41,719
You guys really kicked my ass,
and I needed it.
424
00:17:41,842 --> 00:17:43,069
It's easy to drop the ball
425
00:17:43,191 --> 00:17:45,032
and let someone else pick it up.
426
00:17:45,155 --> 00:17:47,241
I have never done that.
427
00:17:47,364 --> 00:17:50,513
Not going to start now.
428
00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:52,476
That's what lid day is all about!
429
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,098
Oh, it's a shame
430
00:17:57,221 --> 00:17:59,144
the kids are going to lose
their music program.
431
00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:03,357
Eh, just until I'm elected
to the school board.
432
00:18:03,479 --> 00:18:06,219
- What?
- Yeah, I'm going to run.
433
00:18:06,342 --> 00:18:10,268
Okay. Maybe you are still a badass.
434
00:18:10,391 --> 00:18:12,109
You know, somebody has
to be on that board
435
00:18:12,232 --> 00:18:14,400
to push back
when things don't make sense.
436
00:18:14,522 --> 00:18:16,731
A Conner on the school board.
437
00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:19,688
That's like an arsonist
joining the fire department.
438
00:18:19,795 --> 00:18:21,926
Who would've thunk?
439
00:18:22,866 --> 00:18:24,461
Why are we walking through the dorm?
440
00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:26,997
I know Aunt Becky just
naps in random rooms.
441
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,552
It's charming when a woman does it,
442
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,024
but when a guy does it, you end up
443
00:18:30,147 --> 00:18:32,356
on some kind of list.
444
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:36,037
Actually...
445
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,918
this room is yours.
446
00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:39,595
What? But how?
447
00:18:39,717 --> 00:18:40,863
We can't afford this.
448
00:18:40,985 --> 00:18:44,503
Oh, jeez, did someone die in here?
449
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:47,571
Oh, look who suddenly needs
a room that nobody died in.
450
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,312
I don't understand.
451
00:18:50,434 --> 00:18:55,056
You wanted a dorm room,
so congratulations.
452
00:18:55,179 --> 00:18:57,796
You are now officially
453
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,191
the dorm's night janitor.
454
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:05,609
Is there a door number two
on this very weird game show?
455
00:19:05,731 --> 00:19:06,591
No.
456
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,471
But this is a good thing.
457
00:19:08,594 --> 00:19:11,212
Being a student janitor,
you get a dorm room,
458
00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:14,239
you get a small salary for work study,
459
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,507
no more commuting,
460
00:19:15,629 --> 00:19:18,902
and you're going to have
all kinds of time to be gay.
461
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:21,479
Look, I know it's not perfect,
462
00:19:21,601 --> 00:19:23,360
but it's the best thing
I could come up with.
463
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:26,264
Well, you did get me a dorm room.
464
00:19:26,387 --> 00:19:29,046
And I didn't specifically say,
"Don't make me a janitor,"
465
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,336
so that's kind of on me.
466
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:34,240
And I'm sorry for getting involved,
467
00:19:34,363 --> 00:19:38,043
but I just can't watch you be
unhappy and not do something.
468
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:41,112
Is one of you the new night janitor?
469
00:19:41,234 --> 00:19:41,970
It's him.
470
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,692
Not to brag, but I hooked him up.
471
00:19:45,815 --> 00:19:47,778
You have keys
to the service elevator, right?
472
00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:49,783
- Probably.
- Great.
473
00:19:49,905 --> 00:19:51,746
I'm Caleb. I'm, like, two rooms down.
474
00:19:51,869 --> 00:19:53,627
We have too many kegs
to carry up to the roof.
475
00:19:53,749 --> 00:19:55,754
We're having a party up there.
476
00:19:55,877 --> 00:19:57,962
- You should stop by.
- Sure.
477
00:20:01,889 --> 00:20:03,484
The shrink was wrong about you.
478
00:20:03,607 --> 00:20:05,857
You aren't a total narcissist
who is more worried
479
00:20:05,979 --> 00:20:07,411
about absolving yourself
of parental guilt
480
00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:09,783
than solving my problems.
481
00:20:09,906 --> 00:20:11,583
Oh, my God.
482
00:20:11,705 --> 00:20:13,832
Kidding. I made that up.
483
00:20:13,955 --> 00:20:16,276
Yeah, but you did it so fast.
484
00:20:20,081 --> 00:20:21,705
How do you like your steak?
485
00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:24,393
It's great. Thanks.
486
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,982
So what else is
Darlene complaining about
487
00:20:27,106 --> 00:20:28,628
in her sessions?
488
00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:31,052
She's totally victimizing over you
489
00:20:31,177 --> 00:20:33,643
not doing enough housework,
even though it sounds like
490
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,959
you have your hands full with work,
491
00:20:35,082 --> 00:20:38,083
- school, and your daughter.
- I do!
492
00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:40,262
She doesn't think
straightening up is housework,
493
00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:41,742
but I think things look neater
494
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,990
when they're stacked in at right angles.
495
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,388
You're sure she's off today, right?
496
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:47,621
Yeah.
497
00:20:47,744 --> 00:20:49,964
So she's resentful when I take time
498
00:20:50,087 --> 00:20:51,937
- to go to the gym, isn't she?
- Yes.
499
00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:53,870
She says it's okay
for you to have Ben Time,
500
00:20:53,994 --> 00:20:55,556
but she doesn't take Darlene Time.
501
00:20:55,679 --> 00:20:57,776
Oh, I wish she would take Darlene Time
502
00:20:57,899 --> 00:20:59,831
because let me tell you,
that is Ben Time.
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