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♪ here's the story ♪
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♪ of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ who was bringing up
Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ all of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ like their mother ♪
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♪ the youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ it's the story of
A man named brady ♪
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♪ who was busy with
Three boys of his own ♪
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♪ they were four men
Living all together ♪
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♪ yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ till the one day when
The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ and they knew that it was
Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ that this group must
Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ that's the way we all
Became the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ that's the way we
Became the brady bunch ♪
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Hey, where you guys going? I thought
We were gonna shoot some baskets.
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Oh, yeah. Well, we've got something
More important to do, bobby.
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More important than basketball?
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Not even in the same league.
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Greg's gonna drop me off at
Wendy's house. And I got a date, too.
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You guys think girls are more
Important than basketball?
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Did you ever try
Kissing a basketball?
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Well, I'd rather kiss a
Basketball and a catcher's mitt
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Than any dumb old girl.
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Just wait. You'll
Be kissing girls.
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And liking it, too.
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No way. I wouldn't
Kiss a girl for nothing.
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Come on, let's play.
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Bye, bobby. Bye.
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Kissing girls.
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Hi, bobby.
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Oh, hi, millicent.
Cindy's inside.
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I didn't come here to see cindy,
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I came to see you.
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Me? What for?
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To thank you for making
That boy stop teasing me
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In school today.
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You're very brave.
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Oh, it wasn't anything.
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It was, too.
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And I really appreciate it.
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Bobby, what's wrong?
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Huh?
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I'm not sure.
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Millicent, you gotta
Promise something.
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You gotta promise you'll never
Tell anybody in the whole world
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What just happened. Why not?
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Because if my brothers find out,
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I'll be ruined for life.
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Promise?
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Ok, I promise.
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Thanks. It'll be our secret.
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Nobody else will ever know.
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I'll talk to you about
It later, sam. Bye-bye.
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Hi. How about a post-game snack?
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Usually, you like something
To eat after the game.
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Skyrockets.
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Skyrockets?
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Oh, this is heavy. Oh!
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Wait a minute, wait a
Minute, wait a minute.
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Ok. That seems to fit all right.
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How do I look?
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Well, I think you might make the
Centerfold of the raccoon gazette.
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Oh, eat your heart
Out, rudy vallee!
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Hi, bob.
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Hey, bobby, how do you
Like your dad's costume?
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It's great.
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Well, he's underwhelmed.
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Listen, I've got yours finished.
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Would you like to try it on?
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Got too much thinking to do.
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Uh, bob.
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Anything wrong?
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Not really.
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Well, is there anything
You'd like to talk to us about?
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Not really.
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Is there anything we can do?
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Not really.
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Nothing like parents having a
Heart-to-heart talk with their kids.
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These are really perfect
For the roaring '20's party.
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Where'd you get 'em, greg?
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Dave osborne lent 'em to me.
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They had some funny
Songs in those days.
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Get a load of this:
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"Can red lips kiss
My blues away?"
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How about this one:
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"Does the spearmint lose its
Flavor on the bedpost overnight?"
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"Yes! We have no bananas!"
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Today, that sounds more
Like a group instead of a song.
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I've got a secret,
I've got a secret.
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What kind of a secret, cindy?
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That's for me to know
And you to find out.
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When is she ever gonna grow up?
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When there's nobody
Left to blab on. Yeah.
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♪
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Is that you, mike?
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♪
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Hi. I thought I heard
A ukulele in here.
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You did? Yeah.
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That's because you did.
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Listen, I'm gonna be the cat's
Meow at that roaring '20's party.
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I'm really gonna
Play this thing. Great!
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♪ my dog has fleas ♪
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Sounds a little more
Like distemper to me.
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Ok, request time.
What would you like?
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I wanna be loved by you.
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Later. Right now, I'm
Playing the ukulele. Oh, mike.
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Come on. Lend me a tonsil.
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You know I don't have
My tonsils anymore. Yeah.
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How about a vocal chord? Ok.
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♪ I wanna be loved by you ♪
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♪ just you, and
Nobody else but you ♪
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♪ I wanna be loved
By you alone ♪
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♪ boop boop bee doo! ♪
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♪ I wanna be kissed by you ♪
♪ kissed by you ♪
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♪ just you and
Nobody else but you ♪
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♪ I wanna be kissed
By you alone ♪
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♪ boop boop bee doo! ♪
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♪ I couldn't aspire ♪
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♪ to anything higher ♪
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♪ than to fill the desire
To make you my own ♪
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♪ boop boop bee doo! ♪
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♪ boop boop bee doo! ♪
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♪ I wanna be loved by you ♪
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♪ just you and
Nobody else but you ♪
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♪ I wanna be loved
By you alone ♪
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♪ boop boop bee doo! ♪
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Pardon my boop. I
Just got carried away.
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♪
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What are you doing?
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Warming up to enter
An ugly contest?
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Uh, no. I'm practicing
For a whistling contest.
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I entered a whistling contest.
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You sure got a
Dumb-looking pucker.
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I've got a secret,
I've got a secret.
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What kind of secret?
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That's for me to know
And you to find out.
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Think she's got
Something on you, pete?
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Me? I haven't done anything.
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It's probably you.
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Not me. I've got the
Cleanest conscience in town.
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Who cares about cindy
And her dumb secret?
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Okay, cindy, what's your secret?
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I'll give you a hint.
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It starts with the letter "M."
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"M"?
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Like in "Money"?
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Nope.
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"M" like you find it in holland,
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And it goes around and around.
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Cindy, windmill doesn't
Start with an "M."
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The 2nd half of it does.
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Mill?
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Now, add this to it.
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Mill penny?
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Mill lincoln?
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Mill cent?
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Mill cent?
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Mill-a-cent.
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Millicent!
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What do you know
About millicent?
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Only this.
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You were spying.
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I was not.
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I just happened to be looking
Where I wasn't supposed to.
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Cindy, you gotta protect
Me. I'm your brother.
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Protect you from millicent?
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From greg and peter.
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If they find out, I'll
Be ruined for life.
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At your age, that's a long time.
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Please, cindy.
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Promise you won't say anything
About millicent kissing me.
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Please?
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Cindy, we wanna talk to you.
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About what?
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I'll give you a hint:
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"I've got a secret.
I've got a secret."
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We wanna know what the secret
Is. And who have you got it on.
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None of you.
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Well, then who?
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Oh. So, the secret's
On bobby, huh?
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Hey, what is it, cindy?
Yeah, tell us what it is.
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Come on. Well, the secret is...
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The secret is...
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Yeah?
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There is no secret.
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Wait a minute, if
There's no secret,
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Then, what's all this "I got a
Secret, I got a secret" jazz for?
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Well, if I didn't say that,
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Would I be getting
All this attention?
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What's that all about?
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She had me going for a while.
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Thanks, cindy.
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If you weren't a
Girl, I'd kiss you.
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♪
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Do you like it? You really
Made that yourself?
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No. I remade it. I found it
In the trunk in the attic.
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You like it? I
Think it's terrific.
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Huh. You like the, uh, fringe?
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Yeah, I like the
Fringe benefits.
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Hello, there. Hi.
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Hi, sweetheart.
You like my dress?
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Mom, can I talk to
Dad for a minute?
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It's kind of a father-son thing.
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Oh. Well,
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Since I don't qualify
For either one,
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See you around.
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♪
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Sit down.
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Well, what's on your mind?
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Well, remember when you
Asked me if I had a problem?
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Uh, yeah, mmm-hmm.
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Well, the problem is
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I don't really know
If I have a problem.
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Well... You know what I mean?
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Uh, no, but I'm sure we
Can figure the problem out,
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Especially if you're not
Sure if you really have one.
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Yeah. I don't really
Know where to start.
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Uh-huh. Well, how
About the beginning?
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Well, dad...
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Did you ever kiss a girl
When you were my age?
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Yeah, I kind of remember
That I did, uh-huh.
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Well, did something
Special happen?
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Sure did. Her father walked in.
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Well, I mean, how'd you feel?
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Like, did you see
Skyrockets or something?
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Well, not skyrockets exactly,
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Uh, a few little
Firecrackers maybe.
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Well, if you did see skyrockets,
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Would that mean you're in love?
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Bobby, that depends. I
Suppose it... I suppose it could.
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And people who are in
Love get engaged, right?
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Yeah, well, uh... And
Then they get married.
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Well, I think, in your case, I'd
Recommend a long engagement.
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How long? About 10 years.
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Son, uh, love and
Marriage and engagements,
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Uh, it's a wonderful business,
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But you want to make very
Sure about those skyrockets.
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Make sure, huh?
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Thanks, dad. I'll keep in touch.
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Yeah, well, you do that.
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Hi, millicent. I have to
Make sure of something.
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What?
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Whether it's skyrockets or not.
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Yeah. It's skyrockets.
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Bobby, I don't think you
Should have done that.
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Why not?
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I'm contagious.
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The doctor thinks I
May have the mumps.
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The mumps?
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Oh, and, sam, I'd better give you the
Latest news about the roaring '20's party.
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I've entered us in the
Charleston contest.
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Right.
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Well, wear your shin guards, sam,
Because, when I do the charleston,
257
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,056
It's every man for himself.
258
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,761
I'll see you tomorrow
Night, sam. Bye.
259
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:36,564
♪
260
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,833
Oh, hi.
261
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,942
That's a pretty long face for a
Short fella. Is anything wrong?
262
00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:46,006
I'll say. I know a guy
Who's really worried.
263
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,315
Well, that covers a lot of guys.
Can you narrow it down a little?
264
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:50,645
Well, he's a friend of mine.
265
00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:52,446
He thinks he might
Have the mumps.
266
00:13:52,515 --> 00:13:54,698
Now, that is a lumpy problem.
267
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,112
How can he tell if he's
Got 'em for sure, alice?
268
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:59,120
Well, are his neck
Glands swollen?
269
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,388
No, not yet.
270
00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:03,657
Any puffiness around his cheeks?
271
00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:06,560
No, not yet.
272
00:14:06,629 --> 00:14:08,307
Well, just to be
On the safe side,
273
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:11,999
He really ought to stay away from
Everybody until he knows for sure.
274
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,667
Until he knows for sure, huh?
275
00:14:13,736 --> 00:14:16,403
Yeah, if he doesn't want to go
Around giving everybody the mumps.
276
00:14:16,472 --> 00:14:18,072
Oh, no.
277
00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:20,657
I mean, he wouldn't
Want to do that.
278
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,243
Thanks, alice.
279
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,310
What are you measuring
Your neck for?
280
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,617
Uh, I just want to see
How thick it's getting.
281
00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:05,764
It'll never be as
Thick as your head.
282
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:07,021
Very funny.
283
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:08,290
Let me measure your head.
284
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,007
No. Don't come near me.
285
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,308
What's wrong?
286
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,545
I... I don't want you
To mess up my hair.
287
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:19,450
I think your hair's growing on the inside
Of your head and it's tickling your brain.
288
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,352
Ok, gang, this is our
Final dress rehearsal.
289
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,498
Now, remember, the important
Thing about the charleston
290
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,757
Is not to kick anybody,
Especially you, so spread out.
291
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,092
Come on. Ok.
292
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,529
Hold it. Where's bobby?
293
00:15:31,581 --> 00:15:34,092
Oh, he's upstairs. He says he
Doesn't like the charleston.
294
00:15:34,116 --> 00:15:36,078
He'll be sorry tomorrow
Night when the music starts.
295
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,402
Yeah.
296
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,904
♪
297
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,892
Rowdy-dow!
298
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,599
Remember, the trick is never
To let your feet leave your legs.
299
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,636
Wow, this is fun.
300
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:17,107
I feel like a field goal
Kicker in the super bowl.
301
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,809
22 skidoo!
302
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,411
It's 23, dad.
303
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,792
Hello, millicent?
304
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:53,227
Hi. This is bobby brady.
305
00:16:53,295 --> 00:16:55,346
Oh, hi, bobby. How
Are you feeling?
306
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:58,399
So far, so good. Are
You swollen or anything?
307
00:16:58,468 --> 00:17:00,100
not yet.
308
00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:02,047
Well, are you sure
You got the mumps?
309
00:17:02,071 --> 00:17:05,273
I won't know for sure till tomorrow
Morning when the doctor comes over.
310
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,991
Well, call me as soon as you
Can in the morning, will you?
311
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,827
By 10:00, ok?
312
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,096
Don't forget, 'cause
I'm in a tough spot.
313
00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:14,165
You shouldn't have
Kissed me so quick, bobby.
314
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,278
I didn't have a chance
To tell you anything.
315
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,152
It's those darn skyrockets.
316
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,954
Huh?
317
00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:22,957
Never mind. Talk to
You tomorrow. Bye.
318
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:29,297
I guess I'll just have to stay away
From everybody till tomorrow morning.
319
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:58,375
Peter. Peter, wake up.
320
00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,924
Huh? Where's bobby?
321
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,112
He's sleeping.
322
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,158
Oh, no, he isn't.
He's not in his bed.
323
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,348
He was.
324
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,366
Oh.
325
00:18:06,435 --> 00:18:07,696
Mike? Mmm-hmm?
326
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,853
Mike, bobby's gone.
What do you mean, "Gone"?
327
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,956
Well, he made up his bed to look
Like he was in it, but he isn't there.
328
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,803
Let's go take a look around.
329
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,160
What's all the excitement?
330
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,861
Bobby's gone. Gone?
331
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,341
Greg, did you see
Him downstairs?
332
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:20,764
No, I was watching
The late show.
333
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,478
Do you suppose he
Could have run away, mike?
334
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,582
Let's go take a look and see
If his bicycle's there. Come on.
335
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,388
Come on, peter.
336
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,710
Are you sure you boys
Didn't have a fight with bobby?
337
00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:40,667
Not me, mom. Me either, but
He sure was acting weird.
338
00:18:40,737 --> 00:18:42,569
What do you mean, "Weird"?
339
00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:45,117
Well, he kept on looking at himself
In the mirror, I mean, like, all the time.
340
00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:47,124
Bike's still here. Oh,
That's a good sign.
341
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,709
He could have hitchhiked away,
342
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:51,040
Or walked, or maybe
Even roller-skated.
343
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,564
We appreciate
Your optimism, peter.
344
00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:56,149
Honey, why don't we
Check the neighborhood?
345
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,285
Mom, we don't know
How long he's been gone.
346
00:18:58,353 --> 00:19:01,421
Yeah, he could be miles away
By now. Maybe in another city.
347
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:03,669
Look, you brought us enough
Good news for one night, peter.
348
00:19:03,693 --> 00:19:05,693
♪ hey, dad, you hear music?
349
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,406
Yes, I do. Me, too.
350
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,664
Hey, it seems to be
Coming from over there.
351
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,789
♪
352
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,731
I guess you're all probably
Wondering what I'm doing out here, huh?
353
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,267
Well, the question
Has crossed our minds.
354
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,880
And I hope the
Answer's a good one
355
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,421
Or you're really gonna
Be in the doghouse.
356
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:41,945
Bobby, for your first kiss, did you
Have to pick a girl with the mumps?
357
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,348
I didn't exactly pick
Her. She kissed me first.
358
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,484
Women's lib starts early, huh?
359
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,837
Well, didn't you notice
That her face was swollen?
360
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,121
It wasn't.
361
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,975
Besides, I was too busy
Watching the skyrockets.
362
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:57,060
Skyrockets? Yeah, I'll
Explain that one later.
363
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,775
Well, honey, we really appreciate
Your trying to protect us,
364
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,327
But I sure wish you would
Have told us about it.
365
00:20:02,351 --> 00:20:04,396
Greg and peter would've
Laughed me right out of town.
366
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,048
Well, now you're gonna
Have to laugh your way
367
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,983
All the way to the doctor's
Office for a checkup.
368
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,085
You know, mike, this may be
Going through the school.
369
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,070
We've better have all
The kids go for a checkup.
370
00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:15,174
Boy, it's a lucky thing you
And I have both had the mumps.
371
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,482
Well, honey, only one of
Us is lucky, and it ain't me.
372
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,631
You mean, you've
Never had the mumps?
373
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,039
Well, millicent isn't
Positive she's got the mumps.
374
00:20:25,107 --> 00:20:26,490
Not till she sees her doctor.
375
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,108
When's that?
376
00:20:28,177 --> 00:20:30,922
Tomorrow morning. She's gonna
Call me when she knows for sure.
377
00:20:30,946 --> 00:20:34,548
Well, I guess we'll just have
To wait for a call from millicent.
378
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,234
Mom, dad, I'm really sorry.
379
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,353
No, that's ok, son.
380
00:20:39,422 --> 00:20:42,723
If you had to get the mumps, you
Got 'em the best way you could get 'em.
381
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,952
What time is it, dad?
382
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,904
It's about one minute later
Than the last time you asked.
383
00:20:57,973 --> 00:21:00,508
Millicent sure
Has a slow doctor.
384
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:04,644
By now, marcus welby could have
Cured 5 diseases and done brain surgery.
385
00:21:04,713 --> 00:21:06,063
More pancakes, anyone?
386
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,442
Mmm-hmm. Thanks, alice.
387
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,232
Who can eat at a time like this?
388
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:12,653
Bobby, not eating isn't going to make
The phone ring any faster. Come on.
389
00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:15,473
Of all the things I don't
Need right now, it's mumps.
390
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,976
Yeah, and if we do get 'em,
It'll be all bobby's fault.
391
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,278
My fault? Millicent's
Your friend.
392
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:23,491
Yes, but I don't go
Around kissing her.
393
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,549
That's supposed to be a secret.
394
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,101
Well, you made me say it.
395
00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:28,519
Is that what the secret was?
396
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,420
Did you really kiss millicent?
397
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:31,922
Only as an experiment.
398
00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:36,827
Now the whole
Neighborhood's gonna know.
399
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,929
That's what happens
To a guy with 3 sisters.
400
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,664
Ok, you guys, cool it.
401
00:21:44,253 --> 00:21:46,787
Do you have the
Mumps or don't you?
402
00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:49,723
Oh, it's you, sam.
Yeah, she's right here.
403
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,341
For you, alice.
404
00:21:52,428 --> 00:21:54,261
Alice, will you
Please make it quick?
405
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:57,214
Yeah, I will. Uh, look, sam, I
Can't talk to you right now.
406
00:21:57,283 --> 00:22:00,367
They're expecting a
Very important phone ca...
407
00:22:00,435 --> 00:22:04,138
A special on lamb
Chops? How much?
408
00:22:04,206 --> 00:22:08,425
For that, they must still have the wool
On 'em. Yeah, you better bring some over.
409
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:12,379
Oh, if there's a quarantine sign
On the door, just drop 'em and run.
410
00:22:12,448 --> 00:22:15,265
Sorry. When I hear there's
A sale on meat, I flip out.
411
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,005
Hello?
412
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,706
It's millicent!
413
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,458
Do you or don't you?
414
00:22:24,526 --> 00:22:25,859
Uh-huh.
415
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,294
Uh-huh.
416
00:22:27,363 --> 00:22:28,728
Uh-huh.
417
00:22:28,797 --> 00:22:31,831
Uh-huh. Thanks. Bye.
418
00:22:32,968 --> 00:22:34,930
Well? That was millicent.
419
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,053
We know that!
420
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,665
Yeah, what did she say?
421
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:40,157
Well, it was kind of private.
422
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:42,303
How can the mumps be private?
423
00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:44,962
The part where she said that I
Was a good kisser was private.
424
00:22:45,014 --> 00:22:46,814
Yes, but what about the mumps?
425
00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:48,332
She doesn't have 'em.
426
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,703
I'll see you later.
427
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,633
Hey, come back here.
Where are you going?
428
00:22:54,657 --> 00:22:56,518
Millicent said I
Should come over.
429
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,754
But don't worry, dad, we're
Not thinking about marriage yet.
430
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:01,628
Yeah, well, there is something you
Should be thinking about, you know?
431
00:23:01,697 --> 00:23:03,280
All the problems
You could have caused
432
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:05,749
By hiding the fact that you'd
Been exposed to the mumps.
433
00:23:06,668 --> 00:23:08,079
Honey...
434
00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:10,738
Don't ever be afraid to
Come and tell us something.
435
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,172
I get the message.
436
00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:14,102
Good. Now, can I
Go see millicent?
437
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,960
Go. Thanks.
438
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,663
Boy, he can't seem to get
Over those skyrockets, can he?
439
00:23:19,715 --> 00:23:21,732
Yeah. The magic of youth.
440
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,235
Too bad we grow up and lose it.
441
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,670
Who said we have to lose it?
442
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:44,054
Wow! Skyrockets?
443
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:47,491
Oh, yeah. You, too? Definitely.
444
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,000
Mmm.
445
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:52,674
I don't know what
The calendar says,
446
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,858
But, around here,
It's the 4th of july.
447
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:13,600
Get ready for bed now, ok?
448
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:15,547
Alice, I think it's fantastic
449
00:24:15,571 --> 00:24:18,149
That you and sam won the prize
For the charleston contest.
450
00:24:18,173 --> 00:24:21,324
Well, you know, folks, I... I'm not
Really sure we won it fair and square.
451
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,159
Why not? You're
Both great dancers.
452
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:24,477
I have a confession to make.
453
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,163
Sam isn't that good.
454
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,547
He sure looked great.
455
00:24:27,616 --> 00:24:29,011
Yeah, and to make sure he would,
456
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,301
Just before the music started,
457
00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,303
I dropped a few ice
Cubes down his back.
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