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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Oops!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm not.
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I've been wanting to meet you.
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I'm Jennifer Nichols.
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Hi. I'm Greg Brady.
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I know.
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I've been, uh, aware
of you for a long time,
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but you probably didn't notice.
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Are you kidding?
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Look, I've been
wanting to meet you, too.
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You know, I bet we
have a lot in common.
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I'll bet we have.
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What do you like?
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Movies? Sports? Surfing?
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Are you a surfer?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Fantastic!
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Well, I should have known,
with a physique like yours.
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Oh, well, I kind of lift
weights to keep in shape.
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Oh. Maybe I should try that.
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What for?
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Your shape doesn't
need any improving.
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Thanks. I'd still love
to learn to surf, though.
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Maybe I could teach
you a few things.
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Great! I'm not doing
a thing Saturday.
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You are now.
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Pick you up at 10:00.
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Hey, uh... don't you
want my number?
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Yeah.
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Here. I, uh...
Wait. No, I have...
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8-1-4... 9-0-3-1.
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See you later... Greggy.
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One, two, tell me who
are you... the Bears!
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Three, four, tell me who's
gonna score... the Bears!
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Five, six, tell me who's
got the kicks... the Bears!
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Well, that was the beginning.
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What do you think?
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It looks like you're
swatting a fly.
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What are you knocking
yourself out for?
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Because I want to be chosen
the head cheerleader, that's why.
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Well, how can you miss?
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Greg's the chairman
of the committee
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that's picking the
head cheerleader.
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Well, what's that
got to do with it?
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Well, Greg's your brother.
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So what?
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Brothers and sisters
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are relatives... get it?
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Cindy, I'm going to
win this fair and square,
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brother or no brother.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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What's with him?
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Baloney! Joe Namath has
a better passing average...
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Almost six out of
ten. That's 60%.
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But Roman Gabriel has
a better passing average.
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I'll prove it.
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Greg, what's Joe
Namath's passing average?
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814-9031.
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Hi, Greg.
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Hi, Mom.
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How was school today?
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Couldn't be better.
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi.
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I think he's invented
a new subject:
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Frozen Geometry.
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Hi, son.
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Hi, Dad.
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Watch this.
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Jack Nicklaus,
eat your heart out.
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Great putt, Dad.
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Oh, we're gonna
murder them tomorrow.
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Murder who?
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Joe Nelson and that
overgrown son of his.
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He's been needling me all week
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'cause they beat us on Saturday.
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Oh, no... I forgot
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all about our game
tomorrow, Dad.
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Huh?
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I met this fantastic
girl in school today,
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and I sort of made a
date with her for Saturday.
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All right, say no more.
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I remember the
priorities at your age.
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I'll get another partner.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Greg, you, uh, left these
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in the refrigerator.
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In the refrigerator?
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Yes.
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Boy, that must be some girl.
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Oh, yeah, some girl.
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Oh, boy.
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Yeah, well, maybe I can get
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Sam Murdoch for tomorrow.
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Mike? Mm-hmm.
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Listen, I was thinking.
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You know, if I
took a lesson or two
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I could learn to play golf
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and then you wouldn't
have to go looking
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for a partner.
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A lesson or two? Yeah.
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Honey, golf is a very
complicated game.
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Yes, but I'm very
good at sports.
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You must admit, I'm
a very good swimmer.
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Well, yes, but
swimming is one thing
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and golf is another.
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Listen, it's taken me
years and years of practice
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just to be terrible.
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Greg, if you're going surfing,
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how come you're
combing your hair?
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He must have a new girlfriend.
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He always combs his hair
when he has a new girlfriend.
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Don't you guys have anything
to do besides watch me?
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What's she like, Greg?
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What's it to you?
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She's got to be a real beast,
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or he'd want to talk about her.
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He's probably going out
with King Kong's sister.
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Yeah, where'd you meet her,
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on top of the Empire
State Building?
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Keep it up. When I come back,
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I'll bring you two monkeys
a bunch of bananas.
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"Place extended left
hand over top of shaft
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with three knuckles visible."
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Okay. Yeah, I think so.
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Right. "Place... place
right hand over the left
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"so that the right palm covers
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"the left thumb.
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Okay, uh... "With
toes pointed outward...
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slightly squat..."
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Yeah. Bend at the waist."
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Yeah. "Pivot hips to the right,
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"shoulder under the chin
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and bring club
head slowly back."
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Okay, just a min... You get
your club head slowly back?
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Yeah. Just a second.
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"Keeping head
steady, eyes on the ball
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start your downswing."
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Guess we'd better try
that again, huh, Alice?
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Next time, holler
"Fore," would you?
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I'm sorry.
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What'll you have?
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Hmm, I don't know.
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You decide for me.
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Okay.
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Two Chihuahuas, please.
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Light on the mustard,
heavy on the piccalilli.
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Double order of French
fries and two orange drinks.
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Oh, Greg, y-you're
so sure of yourself.
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Well, it's... it's just a
matter of self-confidence.
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That's one of your
most appealing traits.
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I mean, so few real men are.
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And, uh... why
didn't you tell me
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you were such a
fantastic surfer?
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I wouldn't say fantastic.
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But you are.
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I bet it ruined your whole day,
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having to teach a
beginner like me.
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Oh, no, I loved it.
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You weren't scared, were you?
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Scared? How could I be scared
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with your big, strong arms
around me to protect me?
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Well, I... wouldn't want to
lose my prized pupil, would I?
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Oh... here we are.
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Thanks.
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Mm! This is good.
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You certainly can pick 'em.
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Yes, I certainly can pick 'em.
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Oh, Greggy.
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Here comes lover boy.
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Oh, I'm swooning with love.
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Sigh!
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Okay, listen, you guys.
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I'm bringing Jennifer over
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to meet Mom and Dad.
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I don't want any
clowning around.
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Understand?
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Who? Us?
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Yeah.
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If you want to clown around,
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go join the circus.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Greg.
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Did you have a good time?
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The best day of my life.
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Mom, I want to bring Jennifer
over to meet you and Dad.
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Oh? Well, sure, Greg.
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We'd love to meet her.
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How about tonight?
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I'm taking her out to a movie.
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Didn't you see
enough of her today?
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Mom, can a person get tired
of looking at the Mona Lisa?
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Mona Lisa!
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Did he really say that?
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He sure did.
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Mona Lisa may have the smile,
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but, apparently, Jennifer's
got everything else
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to go along with it.
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I'm sure you're
going to like them.
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Don't be nervous.
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Okay.
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Mom, Dad... this
is Jennifer Nichols.
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Hello. Hi, Jennifer.
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Hello, Jennifer.
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So, you're Greg's father.
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Well, it's certainly
not hard to see
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where Greg gets his good looks.
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What a marvelous house
you have here, Mrs. Brady!
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It's no wonder Greg
has such good taste.
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Isn't she something?
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Yeah, she sure is.
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Yes, indeed.
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What a lovely picture!
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Are these all your children?
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Gee, I sure hope so.
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Your other two sons are
very nice-looking, Mr. Brady,
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but Greg, well...
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Did you two kids
enjoy surfing today?
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Oh, at first I was terrified,
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but when you're with someone
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who's so strong and capable...
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Now, Jennifer... You
know you are, Greggy!
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Greggy?
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I think if we're going to go to
that movie, we should get started.
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What picture are you gonna see?
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Uh, they got a great science-fiction
picture playing at the Cornet.
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It's really exciting. I saw it.
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Oh, uh, well, we could
go see something else.
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Oh, no, Greg.
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You want to see that picture,
then that's where we're going.
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Oh, no, it's not that
important, Jennifer.
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I'll be happy to see it again.
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It was a pleasure to meet you.
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You, too, Jennifer.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Have fun.
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Thanks.
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Good night.
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Talk about a snow job.
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Yeah... boy,
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she could give
lessons to Jack Frost.
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What do you suppose she's after?
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Well, I don't know.
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00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,282
But I get the feeling
268
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:50,708
that whatever Jennifer
wants Jennifer gets.
269
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,222
What's so important about
270
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,747
being an old
cheerleader, anyway?
271
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,715
Well, it's a great honor.
272
00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,216
It shows you've got spirit.
273
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,618
Helps you inspire people.
274
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,120
And you get to meet
all the football players.
275
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,355
Let me see now...
276
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,491
I'd better try that
one more time.
277
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:11,496
Okay? Ready?
And... Three, four...
278
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,163
show me who's going to score!
279
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,244
Hey, that'll really fire
them up, huh, Greg?
280
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,379
No comment.
281
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,513
What do you mean, "no comment"?
282
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,817
If you're trying to influence me
283
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,738
because I'm chairman
of the judging committee,
284
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:21,955
you're wasting your time.
285
00:12:22,024 --> 00:12:23,086
Influence you?
286
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,070
I just wanted your opinion.
287
00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:26,927
Just because you're my sister
288
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,462
don't expect any favors.
289
00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:29,948
Who's asking for any?
290
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,260
When I vote, Marcia,
291
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,362
it doesn't matter
who the contestant is.
292
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,297
I'm going to be
fair and impartial.
293
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:39,725
Hello.
294
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:40,836
Hi, Greggy.
295
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,359
Oh, just a minute.
296
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,762
Do you mind? I'd
like a little privacy.
297
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,898
My pleasure.
298
00:12:55,058 --> 00:12:56,390
Hello, Jennifer.
299
00:12:56,459 --> 00:12:58,559
I wanted to thank
you for the movie.
300
00:12:58,628 --> 00:13:01,095
I just found out the
craziest coincidence.
301
00:13:01,164 --> 00:13:02,180
What's that?
302
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,581
I didn't know you were
303
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,050
on the committee to
pick the head cheerleader!
304
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,119
I'm the chairman.
305
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,653
What's the coincidence?
306
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:11,138
I'm entering the contest
to be the head cheerleader.
307
00:13:12,174 --> 00:13:13,608
You're entering the contest?
308
00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:15,809
That's the dream
I've always had...
309
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,711
To be the head cheerleader.
310
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,665
Wish me luck, Greggy.
311
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:22,667
Bye.
312
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:23,735
Bye.
313
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,852
When I vote, Marcia, it doesn't
matter who the contestant is.
314
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:32,844
I'm going to be
fair and impartial.
315
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,946
Wish me luck.
316
00:13:43,539 --> 00:13:44,583
Hi.
317
00:13:44,607 --> 00:13:45,607
Hi.
318
00:13:45,675 --> 00:13:46,752
Glad I ran into you.
319
00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:48,019
I wanted to ask you something.
320
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,477
Sure. About what?
321
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:50,656
Cheerleader tryouts.
322
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,090
Not about the
cheers or anything.
323
00:13:52,114 --> 00:13:53,792
I-I wouldn't want
to use our friendship
324
00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:54,993
that way, would I, Greggy?
325
00:13:55,017 --> 00:13:56,049
Of course not.
326
00:13:56,118 --> 00:13:58,653
I thought I'd wear
this at the tryouts.
327
00:13:58,721 --> 00:14:00,020
I picked blue
328
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,900
because it's, uh, your
favorite color, Greggy.
329
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,168
How do you think it looks?
330
00:14:03,192 --> 00:14:05,459
I think it looks terrific.
331
00:14:05,528 --> 00:14:07,339
I hoped you'd say that.
332
00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:08,963
- Better get to class.
- Bye.
333
00:14:12,902 --> 00:14:15,436
Well, if it isn't
Mr. Fair-and-Impartial.
334
00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:17,304
What's that supposed to mean?
335
00:14:17,373 --> 00:14:18,951
You wouldn't even
watch me practice,
336
00:14:18,975 --> 00:14:20,586
but you can help
her pick an outfit.
337
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,970
Marcia, if you think I'd vote
for her just 'cause she's...
338
00:14:23,013 --> 00:14:25,480
Your girlfriend, Greggy?
339
00:14:25,548 --> 00:14:28,249
Look, she has just as much right
to enter the contest as anybody.
340
00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:30,162
Even more... she's
already got one sure vote.
341
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:31,785
Oh, come on, Marcia.
342
00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:35,672
Well, I've got one consolation...
There are three other judges.
343
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:39,661
At least I've got a chance to
win their votes fair and square.
344
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,419
See, you're doing
just fine, Mrs. Brady.
345
00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:56,544
It's not your fault if the
ball won't cooperate.
346
00:14:57,914 --> 00:15:00,614
Golf isn't a game;
it's a form of torture.
347
00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:01,566
Hi, Mom.
348
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:02,667
Hey, Alice.
349
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,497
You kids home
from school already?
350
00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:06,487
My goodness, I had
no idea it was so late.
351
00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:07,833
What are you doing?
352
00:15:07,857 --> 00:15:09,140
Oh, well, I was, uh...
353
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,908
trying to surprise your father
354
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,609
by learning how to play golf.
355
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,629
It's a lot tougher
than I thought.
356
00:15:14,698 --> 00:15:16,046
Doesn't look tough to me.
357
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,649
All's you have to
do is hit the ball
358
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,717
in that little thing?
359
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:20,068
That's all.
360
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,202
Can I try it?
361
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,421
Sure. Be my guest.
362
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,180
See? It's not so tough.
363
00:15:38,121 --> 00:15:43,241
Well... there goes
what's left of my ego.
364
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,125
Here I've been trying
to do this for hours
365
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:48,112
Bobby walks up, without
hardly looking, just...
366
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,000
Alice! I did it!
367
00:15:53,069 --> 00:15:55,180
Mrs. Brady, I think you've found
368
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,404
the secret to
golf... don't look.
369
00:16:02,978 --> 00:16:04,378
Wow, am I beat.
370
00:16:04,447 --> 00:16:07,092
You'll probably be
practicing in your sleep.
371
00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:09,194
What are you
working so hard for?
372
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,335
'Cause I'm fighting
an uphill battle.
373
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,404
What do you mean?
374
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,804
I mean Jennifer Nichols.
375
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,018
She's got Greg twisted
around her finger so tight
376
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,359
that he wouldn't sneeze
without her permission.
377
00:16:18,428 --> 00:16:19,676
You're kidding!
378
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:20,895
No!
379
00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,992
You should've seen her
at school this morning.
380
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,482
"I picked blue because
it's your favorite color...
381
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,984
Greggy."
382
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,168
Greggy?
383
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,087
My only chance now
of getting an honest vote
384
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,539
is from those
three other judges.
385
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:33,835
Do you think that Greg
would vote for his girlfriend
386
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,108
against his own sister?
387
00:16:35,177 --> 00:16:39,313
Jan, you don't know
anything about life.
388
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:48,484
Hi, honey. I'm home.
389
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,408
Hi.
390
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,377
Hey, what happened to your hand?
391
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,978
Blisters.
392
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,692
Well, what have you been
doing... chopping wood?
393
00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,901
Mike, I've got two
surprises for you:
394
00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:04,004
The first, I got these blisters
395
00:17:04,073 --> 00:17:06,491
while I was trying to
learn how to play golf.
396
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,676
You're kidding.
397
00:17:08,744 --> 00:17:11,212
I figured, if you ever needed
a partner, I'd be ready.
398
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,014
Oh... honey,
that's sweet of you.
399
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,983
That's very sweet.
400
00:17:16,051 --> 00:17:17,467
What's the second surprise?
401
00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:26,427
My five iron.
402
00:17:26,496 --> 00:17:28,462
I did it while I was practicing.
403
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:29,630
I'm sorry.
404
00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:31,365
Oh, honey...
405
00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:36,236
Well, this will come in handy
406
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,572
if I ever want to
shoot around a tree.
407
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,756
I got it!
408
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,041
What happened?
409
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,742
What's the matter?
410
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,011
I figured out my problem
with Marcia and Jennifer.
411
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:03,092
For that you have to wake us up?
412
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,348
We were fast asleep.
413
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,183
I've been worried about nothing.
414
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,130
I'm the chairman
of that committee.
415
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,154
When the three
judges pick the winner,
416
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,622
I won't even have to vote.
417
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:12,707
I'm off the hook!
418
00:18:29,058 --> 00:18:31,418
That was fine.
419
00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:35,362
The next contestant
is Pat Conway.
420
00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:41,535
Ready, gang, hit it!
421
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:45,606
One, two, tell me who
are you... the Bears!
422
00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:48,976
Three, four, tell me who's
going to score... the Bears!
423
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,462
Five, six, tell me who's
got the kicks... the Bears!
424
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:56,300
Seven, eight, tell me who's
really great... the Bears!
425
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:59,703
Nine, ten, tell me who's
going to win... the Bears!
426
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,205
Say it again... the Bears!
427
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:06,010
Who's going to win?
The Bears... yay!
428
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,979
Thanks, Pat. That was great.
429
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:12,916
Uh, the next one...
is Marcia Brady.
430
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,039
Ready, and...
431
00:19:18,107 --> 00:19:22,226
One, two, tell me who
are you... the Bears!
432
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,128
Three, four, tell me who's
got the score... the Bears!
433
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:28,332
Five, six, tell me who's
got the kicks... the Bears!
434
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:32,018
Seven, eight, tell me who's
really great... the Bears!
435
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:35,089
Nine, ten, tell me who's
going to win... the Bears!
436
00:19:35,158 --> 00:19:36,674
Say it again... the Bears!
437
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,309
Say it again... the Bears!
438
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,843
Yay, team!
439
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,978
Thank you, Marcia.
440
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,784
The last contestant
is Jennifer Nichols.
441
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,328
Ready, and...
442
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,848
One, two, tell me who
are you... the Bears.
443
00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:04,201
Three, four, tell me who's
going to score... the Bears.
444
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:08,255
Five, six, tell me who's
got the kicks... the Bears.
445
00:20:08,324 --> 00:20:11,225
Seven, eight, tell me who's
really great... the Bears.
446
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,344
Nine, ten, tell me who's
going to win... the Bears.
447
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,965
Say it again... who's
going to win? The Bears.
448
00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:19,583
Yay, Bears!
449
00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:23,203
Uh, thank you, Jennifer.
450
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,891
If the judges will
tally their scores,
451
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,493
we'll have a winner.
452
00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:34,281
May I have the papers, please?
453
00:20:45,194 --> 00:20:48,529
We have one vote
for Jennifer Nichols.
454
00:20:52,968 --> 00:20:55,352
One vote for Marcia Brady.
455
00:21:02,111 --> 00:21:05,061
And we have one
vote for Pat Conway.
456
00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:11,469
Looks like we have
a three-way tie.
457
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:17,040
In the event of a three-way
tie, the chairman decides it.
458
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,127
That's me.
459
00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:26,261
Baloney! I bet Greg
voted for Marcia.
460
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,852
And I say he voted for Jennifer.
461
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,286
You'll see when he gets here.
462
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:30,899
Why should he vote for Jennifer
463
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,200
instead of his own sister?
464
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,492
Peter, you don't know
anything about life.
465
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,304
Hey, Dad, is Mom
getting any better?
466
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,874
Well, she's great, as long
as she keeps her eyes closed.
467
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:42,611
Aw... Honey, wait a minute, no.
468
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,680
You've got to relax
your hips a little bit here.
469
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,203
Ah, who cares if
I'm good or bad?
470
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,512
Huh? The lessons are terrific.
471
00:21:54,964 --> 00:21:56,297
Hi. CAROL: Hi.
472
00:21:56,365 --> 00:21:57,398
Hi.
473
00:21:57,466 --> 00:21:59,166
Well, is the contest over?
474
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,755
Yeah. What happened?
475
00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,319
Well, it was a three-way tie.
476
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,087
I had to cast the deciding vote.
477
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,422
Of all the luck.
478
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,651
Jennifer?
479
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:10,077
Marcia.
480
00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:11,912
No. I voted for Pat.
481
00:22:11,981 --> 00:22:13,196
Pat?
482
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,442
Pat Conway.
483
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,445
I really thought
she was the best.
484
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:17,745
Now Marcia and Jennifer
485
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:20,209
are both going to hate me.
486
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,786
Here it comes.
487
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,152
Hi, Mom, hi, Dad. CAROL: Hi.
488
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,287
Hi, Marcia. Hi, Greg.
489
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,155
You're still talking to me?
490
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,139
Greg, I take back what I said.
491
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,159
You've got a lot more character
492
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,945
than I gave you credit for.
493
00:22:32,969 --> 00:22:34,184
You mean that?
494
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,787
Yeah. You know, I would
have liked to have won,
495
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,422
but Pat was the best.
496
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,057
She deserved to win.
497
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:47,398
Well, it doesn't sound
like she hates you.
498
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,044
Say, if Marcia isn't mad,
499
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,402
maybe Jennifer
won't be mad, either.
500
00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:56,006
After all, Jennifer's
crazy about me.
501
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:01,890
Hello?
502
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,647
Hi, Jennifer... Greggy.
503
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,517
Say, Marcia understood why
I voted for Pat, and I'm sure...
504
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,802
Hello?
505
00:23:08,871 --> 00:23:10,504
Hello?
506
00:23:15,044 --> 00:23:18,145
She, uh... hung up on me.
507
00:23:21,216 --> 00:23:24,685
You know, it could be... What?
508
00:23:24,753 --> 00:23:28,288
Well... this may
sound ridiculous,
509
00:23:28,357 --> 00:23:29,634
but it's just possible
510
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,569
that Jennifer was
trying to use me
511
00:23:31,593 --> 00:23:33,572
to win that
cheerleading contest.
512
00:23:33,596 --> 00:23:36,797
Well, I guess that's possible.
513
00:23:36,866 --> 00:23:38,883
Yeah, that's it.
514
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,518
You can take it from me, Dad,
515
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:43,621
because if there's one thing
I know about, it's women.
516
00:24:04,393 --> 00:24:05,325
Hi.
517
00:24:05,394 --> 00:24:06,459
Hi.
518
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,773
Well, did you have a good game?
519
00:24:07,797 --> 00:24:09,708
Oh, best day I ever
had on the golf course.
520
00:24:09,732 --> 00:24:12,499
Remember, Dad, every Saturday
from now on, we got a date, huh?
521
00:24:12,568 --> 00:24:13,834
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
522
00:24:13,903 --> 00:24:15,981
Boy, he must've
had a great score.
523
00:24:16,005 --> 00:24:17,137
Never played worse.
524
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,605
Why all the enthusiasm?
525
00:24:18,674 --> 00:24:21,374
Because of something
he saw in the pro shop.
526
00:24:21,443 --> 00:24:23,254
A new set of golf
clubs? A new golf bag?
527
00:24:23,278 --> 00:24:24,444
Golf pro's daughter.
528
00:24:24,513 --> 00:24:26,747
Blond, blue-eyed and
a figure like... oh, yeah.
529
00:24:26,816 --> 00:24:27,893
Yeah, yeah. Come on.
530
00:24:27,917 --> 00:24:30,200
I'll fix you something
cold to drink.
531
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:43,781
Yep. If it's one thing
he knows about,
532
00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,649
it's women.
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