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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Hold this.
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Could I bring you up
some extra screws?
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I've got enough. Thanks, Bobby.
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Well, I could bring you
up a bigger screwdriver.
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No, thanks. This one's fine.
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Well, can I help you
hold the shutter in place?
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Bobby, I know you want to help,
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but there's only
room for one up here.
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Greg, you got a phone call.
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Thanks, Alice. Tell
them I'll be right there.
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I'll take over while
you're on the phone.
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No. I'll be right back. And
besides, you're too short
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to reach the shutter. I am not.
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Bobby, stay off the ladder.
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How much does he
want for his surfboard?
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No, no, I want it, it's just
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I'll have to raise a little
extra cash, that's all.
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Okay, I'll call... I'll
call Phil right away.
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Yeah, I've got his
number up in my room.
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And thanks for
tipping me, Eddie.
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All right, good-bye.
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Help me!
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Anybody, help me!
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Up there!
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Help me, please!
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Hang on, Bobby!
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Cindy, the ladder.
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Oh, what...? Here... Oh!
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Help me! Anybody, help!
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Help me!
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Please, help!
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Help! He... Help
me! Anybody! Aah!
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No! Help! No!
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I told you to stay
off that ladder.
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I'm off!
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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You peewees.
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You're always trying to
act bigger than you are.
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Greg... Greg...
you saved my life.
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I'll pay you back.
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Sometime.
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That'll be the day.
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Better late than never.
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Is Bobby okay?
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He's fine.
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Good.
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Uh... look...
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now that you've saved
him how about saving me?
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We sure got a lot of stuff.
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Oh, my feet are killing me!
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Yeah, well, it's the
bills that are killing me.
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Oh, you are so bad.
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Mom, Dad, am I glad you're home.
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What is it, sweetie?
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Well, first, I have to
ask you a question.
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What?
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Well, is it tattling
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if I tell you something
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that somebody else
doesn't want you to know?
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Yes, I'm afraid it is.
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Then you'll just have
to find out for yourself.
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What?
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Bobby nearly fell off the house.
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Ow!
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Well, that's just
what you get, Bobby.
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You know, you really
could have been hurt
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instead of just
getting a few splinters.
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Say, what were you
doing up there anyway?
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Hanging on, mostly.
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Well, if Greg told you
not to climb the ladder
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why did you?
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I wanted to show him
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I wasn't too small to do it.
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Greg's right.
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I'm a peewee.
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I'll always be a peewee.
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Oh, Bobby.
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Well, there are a lot of
boys your age that are...
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just your size.
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Well, that's easy
for you to say.
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You know who's the
smallest in my class?
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You?
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No. Freddy Hofsteader.
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I'm second smallest.
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But only because
he got a haircut.
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Listen, Bob, everybody
grows at their own speed.
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Maybe next year you'll
be one of the tallest.
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No, I won't.
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And being little is the worst
thing in the whole world.
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Alice, have you seen the paper?
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It's in the family room.
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I've been looking all
over for that thing...
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I want to look at
the want ads section.
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I got to find a way to
make some extra loot.
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You're not going to
finance another jalopy.
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No. I'm after a 6'6" board
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that'll let me do flyaways
over those gremmies.
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Would you mind
repeating that in English?
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That means this stoked-up
hotdogger needs some extra bread
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so he can latch onto a
heavy board and hit the lineup.
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Thanks for the translation.
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Hey, by any chance are
you talking about a surfboard?
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Right on.
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Hiya, Sam.
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Hi, Greg.
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Hi, Alice.
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Here's your meat order.
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Oh, thanks, Sam.
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Well, I see I got the boss
himself making deliveries.
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Alice, it's because
I'm crazy about you
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and I like to look at you
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and besides, my
delivery boy quit.
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Thanks again.
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16 years old and the
kid wants fringe benefits.
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Well, fringe benefits
are the "in" thing.
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Yeah, but free filet
mignons every day...
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no, sir, I got to try to
find a new boy this week.
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Sam? Yeah?
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What if I were to find you
an instant delivery boy?
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I'd hug you.
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An outstanding delivery boy?
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I'd kiss you.
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The greatest delivery
boy in the whole world?
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I'd hire him on the spot.
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Alice, why don't you
quit when you're ahead?
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Where do I find this genius?
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Stay right where you are.
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Greg!
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Yes?
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What do you want?
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It's what Sam wants:
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A new delivery boy.
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Really? You do?
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After school and
all day Saturday
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a buck-50 an hour.
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Wow! That's great.
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What about fringe benefits?
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Fringe benefits?
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Who cares about fringe benefits?
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You're hired... see you tomorrow
at 4:00 sharp, with your bike.
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Out of sight, and thanks,
Sam. You, too, Alice.
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I'm going to get over to Phil's and
take a look at that new surfboard.
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Hey, uh, thanks, Alice.
You really did me a favor.
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Hi, Sam.
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What do you say, shrimp-o?
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Shrimp-o?
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What did I say?
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Bobby's been going through
a thing about being short.
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That "shrimp-o" kind of hit him.
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Oh, boy, have I got a big mouth.
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Is it okay if I go
say I'm sorry?
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Oh, yeah, Sam.
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Bobby?
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Um...
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look, I'm sorry about that
"shrimp-o" remark, pal.
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Don't you think I
know how you feel?
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I had the same hang-up
when I was a kid, only worse.
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You did?
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Yeah. Well, I weighed only
four pounds when I was born.
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My old man wanted
to send me back.
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I even flunked
out of kindergarten.
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You know why?
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Why?
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I was such a peewee
the teacher kept
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marking me absent.
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B-But then it happened.
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In one year, I grew six inches.
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Six inches in one year?
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Mm. Wow.
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If I could do
that till I'm 21...
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Uh, let's see, you'd dress
out at about, uh, uh...
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ten feet, two inches tall.
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Wow!
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Hey, I'd make the
basketball team.
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Pal, you'd be the
basketball team.
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What are you doing?
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Stretching myself.
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Stretching yourself?
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Yeah. I bet I'm getting
longer by the minute.
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Well, if it doesn't
work, don't feel bad.
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You can always be a jockey.
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Well, how do you like the
meat business after one day?
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I'm bushed.
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I wish there were
more vegetarians.
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I'll bet I pumped 40
miles on my bike today.
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Well, just keep thinking
about that new surfboard.
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Not new... used... But
I'm going to fix it up.
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I should be doing
some fixing up myself:
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New counters, modernize
that meat locker.
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I got big dreams.
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Trouble is, they're
bigger than my wallet.
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Speaking of money, Sam.
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Yeah? When's payday?
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Saturday.
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I can make my first payment
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on my surfboard.
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What are you looking at?
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Bobby.
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Do you think it's good for him
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to stretch himself like that?
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It never hurt Tarzan.
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Think what it did to Jane.
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Oh, honey, he's not
going to hurt himself.
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He's at it all the time.
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So?
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Well, if his arms stretch
and his legs don't,
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he may grow up to
look like Cheetah.
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Nothing.
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Still the same size.
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Bobby, you've got
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to give yourself a little time.
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Guess I'd better
stretch some more.
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Poor Bobby.
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He keeps measuring
himself all the time.
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And he gets grumpier
and grumpier.
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No wonder, he's
trying so hard to get tall.
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If he would just grow a little.
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Even a half an inch
would encourage him.
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Oh, wow!
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Mom, Dad, it works!
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Stretching myself really works!
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I grew an inch and a half!
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How much?
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A whole inch and a half.
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Honey, maybe you grew, but
I don't think an inch and a half.
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Not since yesterday.
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But I measured
myself three times.
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A half inch, plus
one whole inch.
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No, it's only a half an inch.
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How do you know
it's only a half an inch?
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Well... Yeah, how
do you know, Cindy?
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I made the mark
a half-inch lower,
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so that Bobby
would think he grew.
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Oh, Cindy.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, that's okay.
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I still grew an inch.
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No. Only a half an inch.
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You did the same thing, too?
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Well, a half-inch isn't bad.
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Bobby... Oh, no.
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I guess we should have
checked with each other.
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That's the dirtiest
trick I ever heard of.
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00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,469
Bobby.
264
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,791
They weren't
trying to trick you.
265
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,443
I don't think what
they did was right...
266
00:13:49,512 --> 00:13:51,128
They were only trying to help.
267
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,297
They did it because
they know it's true.
268
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,649
Know what's true?
269
00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:57,919
I'm a shrimp-o! A peewee!
270
00:13:57,988 --> 00:14:01,155
I'll never grow another
inch as long as I live!
271
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,982
Anything you want from
the market, Mrs. Brady?
272
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,696
Did I leave
something off the list?
273
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,286
No, I just thought
I'd do something
274
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,554
a little special for Bobby.
275
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,523
Sometimes you can
help a sad little heart
276
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,724
with a happy little tummy.
277
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,470
Ah, that's very
sweet of you, Alice.
278
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,905
What are you going to fix him?
279
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,730
His favorite dessert:
Strawberry tall cake.
280
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,198
Strawberry tall cake?
281
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,734
Mrs. Brady, from
now on I am not using
282
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,603
the word "short" anymore.
283
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:36,525
Hi, Bobby.
284
00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:37,859
Hey, wait a minute.
285
00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:38,993
Your clothes...
286
00:14:41,597 --> 00:14:42,863
Bobby, your eye.
287
00:14:42,932 --> 00:14:44,365
What in the world happened?
288
00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:46,667
I got in a fight with
Tommy Huxley.
289
00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:47,951
Tommy Huxley?
290
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,854
He's twice as big as you are.
291
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,223
Why doesn't he pick on
somebody his own size?
292
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,860
Well... I picked on him.
293
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,664
You started the fight?
294
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,165
Why?
295
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,367
Well, he was
acting like a big shot.
296
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,702
Oh.
297
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,283
Well, uh, you weren't
by any chance feeling
298
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,050
like a little shot, were you?
299
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,608
Well, I am a little shot.
300
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,176
That's all I'll ever be.
301
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,012
Oh, Bobby... listen,
you've heard about
302
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,326
Napoleon Bonaparte, haven't you?
303
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,368
Yeah. He's that funny guy
that always walked around
304
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,219
with his hand on his stomach.
305
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,789
Well, he was also a little
guy, and he went around
306
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,525
trying to prove how big he
was by fighting everybody.
307
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,659
Did he win?
308
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,821
Nope.
309
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,741
Just like you, he got clobbered.
310
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,999
So I-I really don't think
that fighting is the answer.
311
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,128
Do you, Bob?
312
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,585
Not if you lose.
313
00:15:37,653 --> 00:15:39,737
Some of the greatest
men in the world
314
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,683
were small men who didn't fight.
315
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:42,940
What did they do?
316
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:45,492
They used their brains,
not their muscles.
317
00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:47,778
Brainpower.
318
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:50,287
I'll get some more cold water.
319
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,519
Brainpower, huh?
320
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,228
You want to shoot a few baskets?
321
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,362
I can't.
322
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,164
What are all the big books for?
323
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,276
To read.
324
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,734
I know that, you dumbhead.
325
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,002
Where'd you get them?
326
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,114
At the library.
327
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,455
I'm on my way to brainpower.
328
00:16:14,523 --> 00:16:15,590
Brainpower?
329
00:16:15,658 --> 00:16:16,958
What do you mean?
330
00:16:17,026 --> 00:16:19,543
If you had any, you'd know.
331
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:31,317
Jan, Marcia, you
like to watch TV.
332
00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:32,440
Mm-hmm.
333
00:16:32,509 --> 00:16:34,541
Bet you don't even
know how it works.
334
00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:35,776
Bobby...
335
00:16:35,845 --> 00:16:37,707
Television is an
electronic system
336
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:41,098
of transmitting images over
wire by converting light and sound
337
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,316
into electrical waves.
338
00:16:42,384 --> 00:16:44,852
You really took a
load off my mind.
339
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,394
Thanks.
340
00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:55,141
Well, Dad, how do you like it?
341
00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:57,364
I don't know much
about surfboards, son,
342
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,866
but it looks great to me.
343
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,168
I bet you don't know
344
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,870
what the fourth-longest
river in the world is.
345
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,639
No. What is the
fourth-longest river in the world?
346
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,591
The Ob in Siberia.
347
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,044
It's 3,200 miles long.
348
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,245
Well, that's very interesting.
349
00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:13,647
Like I was saying, Dad,
350
00:17:13,716 --> 00:17:15,711
there's nothing like
surfing in the whole world.
351
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,247
First, you take off on a big
thick swell, and once you got it
352
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,516
you crank on a bottom turn,
you get out on the nose...
353
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,639
Oh, that sounds exciting.
354
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,051
Hey, Greg, I bet
you don't know...
355
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,453
Wow, I'm gonna be late for work.
356
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,854
I got to get down
to Sam's quick.
357
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,590
Dad, I'll clean this
up when I get back.
358
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,447
Oh, gosh, I got to go,
too. Good-bye, Bob.
359
00:17:35,171 --> 00:17:37,383
Hey, I thought you'd
gone with your mom
360
00:17:37,407 --> 00:17:39,118
and the rest to get new shoes.
361
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,408
I don't need new shoes.
362
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,343
Not even my feet
are growing bigger.
363
00:17:42,412 --> 00:17:45,763
Hey, Bobby, do-do
you have any more
364
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,182
of those terrific
brainpower questions?
365
00:17:48,251 --> 00:17:49,667
No.
366
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,852
Well, you sure had
some real hard ones.
367
00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:52,937
Big deal.
368
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,538
Knowing a lot is great,
369
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,574
but it sure isn't very fun.
370
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,054
Well, Bobby, could
be you've been working
371
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,355
too hard on one thing.
372
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,879
What do you mean?
373
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,259
Well, you need a
balance. It's like a recipe.
374
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,095
You've got to have
the right amount
375
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,396
of each ingredient
for it to come out right.
376
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,855
And I've been putting
in too much brainpower?
377
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,457
Exactly.
378
00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:15,887
Oh, and speaking of recipes,
379
00:18:15,911 --> 00:18:18,157
there's something wrong
with my brainpower.
380
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,425
I forgot to get sausage
381
00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:21,226
for my special
meat loaf tonight.
382
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,650
Better call Greg to bring
home two pounds of sausage.
383
00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:25,130
I can do it for you, Alice.
384
00:18:25,154 --> 00:18:27,254
Oh, thanks, honey. It's
easier for Greg to bring it.
385
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,733
You probably
think I'm too little
386
00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:29,968
to go down there by myself.
387
00:18:29,992 --> 00:18:32,993
On second thought,
since I'm going out tonight
388
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:36,230
the sooner I get my sausage,
the sooner I'll get my Sam.
389
00:18:36,299 --> 00:18:37,398
Okay, go, Bobby.
390
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,666
Great. I'll get back real fast.
391
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:44,283
And the porterhouse and the veal
392
00:18:44,307 --> 00:18:46,485
go to Mrs. Stevens at 231 Elm.
393
00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:47,553
You got that?
394
00:18:47,577 --> 00:18:48,577
Got it.
395
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:49,743
Anything else?
396
00:18:49,812 --> 00:18:51,278
Yeah, don't get lost.
397
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,692
I'm closing the shop
at 6:00 sharp tonight.
398
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,116
I'm taking Alice to
the Destruction Derby.
399
00:18:56,185 --> 00:18:59,487
Last time we almost got
destroyed trying to find seats.
400
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:03,291
Hey, Sam, if you want to get
an early start, I could close up.
401
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,142
Switch? Hey, that's a good idea.
402
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,728
I could make your
deliveries on the way home.
403
00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:10,231
We'll swap, and you close up.
404
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,044
Do you think you
can handle it? Easy.
405
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,329
I take any phone orders
that come in... Right.
406
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,431
I put the meat in the locker
so I can clean the counters,
407
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,133
turn the lights out and
lock the door at 6:00.
408
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,801
That's right.
409
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,492
And remember what I told you
about that meat locker, right?
410
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,761
Right.
411
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,329
And thanks again
for the advance, Sam.
412
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,275
Ah... Someday I'll let
you ride my surfboard.
413
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,377
No, thanks.
414
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,921
I get seasick taking a bath.
415
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:37,982
Hi, Bobby.
416
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,426
What are you doing here?
417
00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:41,561
Alice needs two
pounds of sausage.
418
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,208
Okay. I put all the meat away.
419
00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:45,672
I'll have to get it
out of the locker.
420
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,464
What did you do that for?
421
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,815
Do what?
422
00:20:01,884 --> 00:20:03,234
Close the door.
423
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,013
It doesn't have a two-way lock.
424
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,837
I didn't want to
let the cold out.
425
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:07,950
Bobby, Sam's got a rule:
426
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,684
This door's supposed to be open
427
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,988
when anybody's in here.
428
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,376
You mean we're locked in?
429
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,256
Unless we can
get this door open.
430
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,780
Push.
431
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,715
It's no use.
432
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,284
We can't get out.
433
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:26,668
I'm freezing.
434
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,458
Look, you're not freezing.
435
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,360
It's not that cold in here.
436
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,846
If you want to keep
warm, exercise.
437
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,611
Must be ten below in here.
438
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,334
Oh, it's ten below in your head.
439
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,702
Bobby, I said exercise,
440
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,772
not jump around like you
had ants in your pants.
441
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,709
The air.
442
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,011
What air?
443
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,290
We'll be breathing
it all up pretty soon.
444
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:50,592
We'll suffocate.
445
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,560
I can feel it already.
446
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,485
Bobby, quit pretending like
this is a submarine movie.
447
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,888
Just sit down and relax.
448
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,258
Look!
449
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,695
Maybe we can open
the door with this.
450
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,330
Stand back.
451
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:08,598
Stand back.
452
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,699
Oh, great.
453
00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:27,818
Don't worry, don't worry.
454
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,337
I-I've got another idea.
455
00:21:30,406 --> 00:21:33,891
What are you going to do?
456
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,192
Just watch.
457
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,527
Help me.
458
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,761
Come on.
459
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,497
Push.
460
00:21:52,628 --> 00:21:54,377
Stand back, Bobby.
461
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,780
This is our last chance.
462
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,270
Push over those boxes.
463
00:22:05,107 --> 00:22:06,841
Here.
464
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:18,602
Now if I could just crawl
through and open the door...
465
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:22,839
It's no use.
466
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,408
I'm too big.
467
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:28,645
It's up to you to
save us, Bobby.
468
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,932
I sure hope I'm small enough.
469
00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:36,320
Gee, I never thought
I'd ever wish I was little.
470
00:22:41,743 --> 00:22:43,743
Easy does it.
471
00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:48,677
I got your feet.
472
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:49,744
Be careful.
473
00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:50,768
Hold on, hold on!
474
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:53,323
Go on.
475
00:22:56,024 --> 00:22:57,358
I made it!
476
00:22:57,426 --> 00:23:00,044
Okay, open the door.
477
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,831
Come on, Bobby.
478
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,816
You broke it when
you hit it with the ax.
479
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,084
Oh, no... Call Sam, quick!
480
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,193
He's over at our
house picking up Alice.
481
00:23:17,946 --> 00:23:19,512
I don't have a dime.
482
00:23:19,581 --> 00:23:21,848
Wait a minute.
483
00:23:31,194 --> 00:23:33,177
Boy, that's an awful cold dime.
484
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,565
If you think the dime's
cold, how do you think I feel?
485
00:23:43,638 --> 00:23:47,241
Hey, Greg, you ought to
keep your head sticking out.
486
00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:49,343
It's nice and warm out here.
487
00:23:52,047 --> 00:23:54,165
We'll have you out
in a second, son.
488
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,377
I'm okay.
489
00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:58,268
Sam, your meat
locker works great.
490
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,754
Oh, Greg, how do you feel?
491
00:24:00,822 --> 00:24:02,300
Fine.
492
00:24:02,324 --> 00:24:03,568
Careful. Okay, that's it.
493
00:24:03,592 --> 00:24:05,103
Open it... Oh, thank goodness.
494
00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:06,271
Thank heaven. You okay?
495
00:24:06,295 --> 00:24:07,973
Oh, I think he's
all right, honey.
496
00:24:07,997 --> 00:24:10,097
I feel like a side of beef.
497
00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:12,566
Well, we got to get you
home and into a hot tub.
498
00:24:12,635 --> 00:24:14,384
I had to go and forget sausage.
499
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,664
Boy, that settles it.
500
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:16,965
No matter what it costs
501
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,750
I'm modernizing
that meat locker.
502
00:24:18,774 --> 00:24:21,358
It was our own fault, Sam.
503
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:22,759
Thanks, Bobby.
504
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,595
You saved my life.
505
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,963
Remember, you saved mine?
506
00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:28,415
Now we're even.
507
00:24:28,484 --> 00:24:31,502
Boy, am I glad I'm little.
508
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:34,138
So am I, pal, so am I.
509
00:24:47,469 --> 00:24:49,553
Okay, Bobby, now you've
got your big, thick swell.
510
00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:51,165
Right! Okay, crank
out a bottom turn.
511
00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:52,789
Now, get out on the
front of the board.
512
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:54,653
Yeah, yeah, that's
good. Now what do I do?
513
00:24:54,677 --> 00:24:56,220
You're locked in,
there's this huge
514
00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:57,789
wall of water hanging
right over your head!
515
00:24:57,813 --> 00:24:58,762
But look out, Bobby!
516
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:02,048
It's a wipeout! Here
comes the wave!
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