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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Thank you.
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Here's my essay, Mrs. Watson.
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Thank you.
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Oh, what a splendid title, Jan.
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"What America Means To Me."
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I hope the judges like it.
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I hope so, too.
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Incidentally, I'm very pleased
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with the way that your work
has been improving, Jan.
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Thank you.
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Of course, I always expect
great things from a Brady.
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Oh?
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Your sister Marcia
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was one of the best
students I ever had.
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I know, you've told me.
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And I'm sure that if
you try hard enough
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you can do as
well as your sister.
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Thank you.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Hi, Jan.
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Hi, Marcia.
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Hello, Mrs. Watson.
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Oh, Marcia, we were
just talking about you.
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Yeah.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I stopped by to
walk home with you.
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I think I can do
that all by myself.
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Gee... I wonder
what's bugging her.
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Mother?
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Mom?
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Hi, honey.
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Mom, have you seen my awards?
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They're not on my shelf.
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No, I haven't.
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Well, they were there
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when I left for
school this morning.
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Well, maybe Alice took
them down to dust them.
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That must be it. Thanks.
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Alice?
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Oh, yeah?
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Did you take my
awards down to dust?
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No, I didn't, Marcia.
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They were in the usual place
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when I cleaned this morning.
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Well, they're not there now.
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We'll find them, sweetie.
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A whole lifetime of
achievements were on that shelf.
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All my years of hard work.
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All my awards.
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Gone, gone, gone.
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And you never got
a dramatic award?
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Alice, it isn't funny.
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Well, they've got to be
around somewhere, honey.
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What about the boys?
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Maybe they're pulling
one of their jokes.
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The boys...
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they sure do have a
dumb sense of humor.
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You missed again.
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Now watch a master
show you how to do it.
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I can do that without
being a master.
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Watch me, you guys.
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Any questions?
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All right, you guys.
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Now which one of you took them?
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Took what?
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You know what.
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Marcia, we didn't take anything.
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And we're trying to play ball.
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They're just trying.
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I know how.
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Hey, give me it.
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No.
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Nobody gets the ball
until I get a straight answer.
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What do you want me to do
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take it right out of your hands?
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Hey... Hey, what's all
the yelling about, huh?
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She stole our ball.
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I'm just trying to find out
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what they did with
my school awards.
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They took them from my room.
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We did not.
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At least, I didn't.
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Me neither. I
wouldn't touch them.
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I can't even reach them.
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Well, fellas, let's stop
kidding around, huh?
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Honest, Dad, I didn't
lay a hand on 'em.
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Me, neither.
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I'm too short.
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Well, somebody took them.
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Mom hasn't seen them
and neither has Alice.
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All right, honey, don't worry.
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Come on, I'm
sure we'll find them.
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Here.
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Marcia, were the
boys responsible
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for the missing awards?
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Well, they said they weren't.
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Marcia, if you're
through with these
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can I have them?
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Where did you find
my awards, Cindy?
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In the closet in my room.
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The closet?
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What on earth were
they doing there?
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Hey, I could scratch your name
off, Marcia, and put mine on it.
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Sorry, Cindy.
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Cindy Brady. Class President.
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Hey, that would be really neat.
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I wonder how they
got in the closet.
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Thanks for finding them, Cindy.
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You're welcome.
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I wonder who could
have done that, Mike?
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I don't know, honey.
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Everybody's denied it
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I guess except
one person... Jan.
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But why would Jan do it?
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That's a good question.
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Oh, Jan, did you put
these awards of mine
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in the closest?
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What if I did?
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Well, why would you
do a thing like that?
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Because I felt
like it, that's why.
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What kind of a
dumb reason is that?
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I want to know why you did it.
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It's none of your business.
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Jan, wait a minute!
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I don't care to discuss it.
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Come back here!
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Honey, hand me a
screw, would you? Sure.
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Well, you must admit it
was a goofy thing to do!
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So I'm goofy!
What's that to you?
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You can at least tell me why!
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Hand me another
screw, would you?
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That's not the point.
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It is as far as I'm concerned.
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But it was such a
dumb thing to do.
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Was it something I
did to make you mad?
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I told you, I don't
want to talk about it.
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Just tell me why you did it.
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I don't have to
tell you anything.
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Oh, hi.
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What's all the yelling up there?
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What's wrong?
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Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
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Uh-huh. That's
the kind of nothing
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that bothers me the most.
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Come on.
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I didn't hurt the awards.
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Marcia always makes such
a big deal out of everything.
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Jan, if those had
been your awards
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and Marcia had
dumped them somewhere
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wouldn't you be upset, too?
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I guess.
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But every time
Marcia turns around
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they hand her a blue
ribbon or something.
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Oh, now, Jan, you
know that isn't so.
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Marcia's worked very
hard for those things.
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Well, all I hear all
day long at school
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is how great Marcia is at this
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or how wonderful
Marcia did that.
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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
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- Now, sweetheart...
- All those awards
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staring me in the
face was too much.
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I'm tired of being in
Marcia's shadow all the time.
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Now, Jan, you're not
in anybody's shadow.
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Well, Marcia's three
years older than you.
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She should have more
to show for herself.
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Maybe. But everything
comes so easy for her.
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Oh, Jan, come on. You
have to be realistic about this.
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Nobody, nobody, has
smooth sailing all the time.
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Well, that's right.
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Marcia has her
disappointments, too.
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She doesn't always win.
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You'll never guess what.
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I just got a call
from the school.
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I've been made editor
of the school newspaper!
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That's fine, honey.
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That's great, Marcia.
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I've got to call Jennifer.
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She'll just flip.
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See what I mean?
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She wants to be editor...
Boom, she's editor.
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Jan, you're really
not being fair.
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You know that Marcia's been
working on that for months.
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Look, honey, now,
if you really feel
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you're in your sister's shadow
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do something about it.
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Get out and develop
your own talent.
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That's right, Jan.
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Some of us are good at one thing
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and some of us
are good at another.
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It's like your father
and I always say
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find out what you do best
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and then do your best with it.
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Maybe you're right.
But what can I do best?
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Well, if you keep your eyes open
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I'll bet you something
will present itself.
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This is the opportunity
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I've been waiting for, Katie.
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Hey, I think I'll try out
for pom-pom girl, too.
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I'm going to start
practicing right after school.
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That's one thing my
sister's never done...
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Been a pom-pom girl.
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Oh, do you have one
of those sisters, too?
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Have I ever.
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But I'll show her.
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Alice, the news
can't be all that bad.
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Well, you know what they say...
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No news is good news.
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What are you cutting
up the papers for?
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I'm not cutting up papers.
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I am creating.
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Creating? Creating what?
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Pom-poms. Jan wants to join
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a pom-pom squad at school.
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She wants to practice,
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so I am creating pom-poms.
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Oh, now I get it.
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The strips of paper, you
tie them to the spoons
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and pom-poms.
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Oh, well, now that you've
got the idea in your heads,
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hey, how about a little help?
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Sure.
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This is fun.
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You know, pom-pom
girls are really important.
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Last year, our team was terrible
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but the cheers were great.
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Like what, for instance?
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I said, hey, hey,
what do you say?
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Who's going to win
the game today?
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I say, ho, ho,
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what do you know?
The score we've got
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is going to grow. I
say, hey, hey, ho, ho,
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come on, team, let's go, go, go!
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Hey, that's great.
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Go, go, go!
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Well, I hate to say it, fellas,
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but I think we did
it better in my day.
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Oh, yeah? Like what?
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Oh. Well, uh...
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Popcorn, peanuts, onion soup!
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We want a touchdown,
boop-boop-ee-doop!
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Boop-boop-ee-doop?
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I think that's a little
old-fashioned, Alice.
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Well, in my day, it
was just right on...
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As heavy, man, is today.
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Hey, I heard a great cheer
264
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,411
at Peter's basketball
game the other day,
265
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,767
but I'll need some help
from you guys, okay?
266
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,536
Okay. Sure.
267
00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,638
Give me a "B"!
268
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:14,750
"B"! "B"!
269
00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,340
Give me another "B"!
270
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,341
"B"! "B"!
271
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,450
Give me another "B"!
272
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,555
"B"! "B"!
273
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:20,845
What does it spell?!
274
00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:25,917
What does it spell?
275
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,252
What does it spell?
276
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,836
B-b-b, b-b-b, b-b-b!
277
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:32,189
Yeah, that was a
really great one, Bobby.
278
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,542
Hey, there they
are. They're finished.
279
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,611
How do they look?
280
00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:36,493
Great.
281
00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,179
Why don't you try them?
282
00:11:38,248 --> 00:11:39,714
Okay.
283
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:42,484
And... Hey!
284
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,977
Can I turn it on?
285
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,079
No, I better limber up first.
286
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:58,649
How can you practice
being a pom-pom girl
287
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,062
without any pom-poms?
288
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:01,519
Alice is making me some.
289
00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:08,754
Well, I've heard
of flying saucers,
290
00:12:08,778 --> 00:12:09,978
but shoes?
291
00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:11,145
I was just warming up, Mom.
292
00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:12,859
Anyone for pom-poms?
293
00:12:12,883 --> 00:12:14,159
Those look like mops, Alice.
294
00:12:14,183 --> 00:12:16,161
When they're down
here they're mops.
295
00:12:16,185 --> 00:12:17,830
When up here, they're pom-poms.
296
00:12:17,854 --> 00:12:19,086
Alice!
297
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,332
It's the best I could
do in short notice.
298
00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:21,589
Thanks, Alice.
299
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,625
Well, come on, honey,
let's see you do your stuff.
300
00:12:23,693 --> 00:12:25,526
Okay, Cindy... now.
301
00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:51,559
Well, she certainly
is working hard at it.
302
00:12:55,491 --> 00:12:56,971
I sure hope she makes it, Dad.
303
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,108
Yeah.
304
00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:00,545
Hey, maybe I could
give Jan a few pointers
305
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,824
and show her
some steps I learned
306
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,158
when I was trying
out for pom-pom girl.
307
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,727
Marcia, now I know
you want to be helpful,
308
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,061
but I think under
the circumstances
309
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,329
you better not, hmm?
310
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:10,621
Yeah. I'm the last person
she'd want help from.
311
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,389
But I sure am rooting for her.
312
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,336
Well, I think she'd
like to know that.
313
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,292
Why don't you tell her?
314
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,928
I sure will.
315
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:25,369
Oh... hey, that's good!
316
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,503
Oh, thanks.
317
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,472
Boy, you've been working.
318
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,507
Yeah, but I still have
to practice a whole lot.
319
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:31,776
Oh, that's okay.
320
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:41,769
Jan?
321
00:13:41,838 --> 00:13:43,838
Yeah?
322
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,873
I was watching
you rehearse before.
323
00:13:45,942 --> 00:13:48,459
I just want you to know I
think you're doing great.
324
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:50,110
You really do, Marcia?
325
00:13:50,179 --> 00:13:53,497
You might even be chosen to
be the leader, Miss Pom-Pom.
326
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,149
Wow. Thanks.
327
00:13:55,218 --> 00:13:58,870
Well, I just wanted
you to know how I felt.
328
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,571
That's all.
329
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,123
That means a lot to me, Marcia.
330
00:14:07,697 --> 00:14:09,107
It's really hard
to do it by myself.
331
00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:11,211
There's supposed
to be three other girls.
332
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,657
What do you think you're doing?
333
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,191
We're just trying to help.
334
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,493
That's all.
335
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,395
Hey, that's a great idea.
336
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,464
Bobby, you get over there
337
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,231
and, Peter, you
stand right there.
338
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,633
Jan could use some help.
339
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:32,269
Oh, yes, you boys will
make lovely pom-pom girls.
340
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,858
I'm not gonna be
any pom-pom girl.
341
00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:36,891
I'm not even gonna
be a pom-pom boy.
342
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,111
I really could use some help.
343
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,297
Well, I'll lend a leg.
344
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:44,732
I once won a twist contest.
345
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,268
Oh, I may have
one good kick left.
346
00:14:47,337 --> 00:14:48,347
Okay, now what do we do?
347
00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:49,537
This is a different one.
348
00:14:49,606 --> 00:14:52,440
Okay, so we go,
right, left, right, kick.
349
00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:54,275
Left, right, left, kick.
350
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:57,194
Hey, this is fun.
351
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,607
Come on, Alice. Get up there.
352
00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,797
Whoo!
353
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:00,798
Oh, oh, uh-oh.
354
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:01,732
What's the matter?
355
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,000
That's my two-way stretch.
356
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,136
I think it just went three ways.
357
00:15:37,988 --> 00:15:40,199
Thank you, that was very nice.
358
00:15:40,223 --> 00:15:43,557
The last girl up is Jan Brady.
359
00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:45,609
Ready, Jan?
360
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,478
Yes, ma'am.
361
00:16:28,872 --> 00:16:31,122
Thank you, Jan.
362
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,001
You were all wonderful, girls.
363
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:48,005
But, as you know, we only
need four pom-pom girls.
364
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:51,608
And the ones we've selected
to represent the school this year
365
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,844
are Gloria Harper...
366
00:16:55,615 --> 00:17:00,084
Katie Rand... Judy Smith...
367
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,453
and Laura Richmond.
368
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,590
Thank you, girls.
369
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,091
That's all for today.
370
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,807
I wanted to go over
to try to cheer Jan up,
371
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,453
but I thought I'd just
make her feel more upset.
372
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,677
Jan wanted that so badly, too.
373
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,913
She worked so hard for it.
374
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:31,632
If there was any way I thought
I could make her feel better,
375
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,234
I'd gladly give
back all my awards.
376
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,237
Well, when she gets home
377
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,749
let's not bring up
that pom-pom thing.
378
00:17:37,773 --> 00:17:39,813
If she wants to talk
about it, she will.
379
00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:42,576
I doubt it. She's
absolutely miserable.
380
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,557
Hi! Have I got terrific news!
381
00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:46,725
You made the pom-pom team.
382
00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:47,848
No. Better.
383
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:49,295
Remember my essay
on Americanism?
384
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,429
It won the contest.
385
00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:52,198
I finished the first
in the whole school!
386
00:17:52,222 --> 00:17:53,599
Oh, that's wonderful!
Hey, that's great.
387
00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:54,839
Sensational!
388
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,935
After I bombed out
in the pom-pom trials
389
00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:58,804
Mrs. Watson was
waiting to tell me.
390
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:02,646
My essay won 98 out
of a possible 100 points.
391
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:03,931
98?
392
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,400
Yes, the highest
anybody ever got.
393
00:18:06,469 --> 00:18:08,803
The closest was
Nora Coombs with 95.
394
00:18:08,871 --> 00:18:12,006
Oh, Jan, we're so proud of you!
395
00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:13,718
Monday morning, at assembly,
396
00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:15,453
in front of the
whole student body,
397
00:18:15,477 --> 00:18:16,721
I'm going to be presented
398
00:18:16,745 --> 00:18:18,690
with a certificate in
the Honor Society.
399
00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:19,958
Oh, I'll make that
the headline story
400
00:18:19,982 --> 00:18:21,014
in the school newspaper.
401
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,349
Tell me, Miss Brady,
402
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:24,401
how does it feel
to be a celebrity?
403
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,936
No different, darling.
404
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,237
I'm so used to it.
405
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,623
I've been one for
almost an hour.
406
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:32,371
As the mother of a
celebrity, Mrs. Brady,
407
00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:34,895
would you care to tell us
anything about her childhood?
408
00:18:34,964 --> 00:18:36,580
Oh, yes, I'd love to.
409
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,477
Well, you know, she
always was a genius.
410
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,129
She learned to say
"mommy" and "daddy"
411
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,713
before she was six years old.
412
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,139
One more question, please.
413
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,208
Sorry, Miss. I cannot
go on any longer
414
00:18:48,278 --> 00:18:49,843
it's been a most exhausting day.
415
00:18:51,414 --> 00:18:54,382
Well, everything's
back to normal.
416
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,101
Finally, I did it...
417
00:18:57,170 --> 00:19:00,738
Something Marcia has
never done in her whole life.
418
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,624
98 points.
419
00:19:04,693 --> 00:19:08,946
"Spelling, 15; Grammar,
14; Neatness, 14;
420
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:12,850
"Originality of Idea,
15; Composition, 15;
421
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:16,520
Presentation, 10;
Literary Style, 10..."
422
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,025
That only adds up to 93.
423
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,065
It is only 93.
424
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,567
I didn't win.
425
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,403
Nora Coombs did.
426
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:36,474
Jan, everybody thinks you won.
427
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,375
But I didn't.
428
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,844
Nobody but you and I know that.
429
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,564
We're not going to tell, are we?
430
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:46,233
How can I take an
honor I haven't earned?
431
00:19:46,302 --> 00:19:48,502
Listen, they owe it to you.
432
00:19:48,571 --> 00:19:50,449
You should have
been a pom-pom girl.
433
00:19:50,473 --> 00:19:53,474
You were the best one there.
434
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:55,309
Ta-da-da-da-da!
435
00:19:55,378 --> 00:19:56,544
Congratulations,
436
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,380
Honor Society Woman of the Year.
437
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,492
I'm going to bake you a cake
438
00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:01,782
the size of Mount Rushmore,
439
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,016
but much sweeter.
440
00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:07,188
Hey, that's great!
441
00:20:07,256 --> 00:20:08,322
Hey, is this it?
442
00:20:08,391 --> 00:20:09,323
Yes, that's it.
443
00:20:09,392 --> 00:20:10,824
I'm not going to steal it.
444
00:20:10,893 --> 00:20:12,337
I just want to see
your terrific score.
445
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:14,105
But I don't want you to
smudge it or anything.
446
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,245
98, wow.
447
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,865
I hope I grow up to
be as smart as you.
448
00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:19,583
Yeah, you could use it.
449
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,269
Well, congratulations
again, Jan.
450
00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:24,898
Yeah, that's really good!
451
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:46,877
You finally did something
Marcia never did.
452
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:50,381
You're not going to
throw that away, are you?
453
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:54,051
I guess everybody would
be awfully disappointed.
454
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,853
Your mother and
father would be crushed.
455
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,556
You can't let them down.
456
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,124
Besides, you have
it coming to you.
457
00:21:08,384 --> 00:21:12,886
I'm happy to say that
the PTA bazaar raised $87
458
00:21:12,956 --> 00:21:14,755
for the student activity fund.
459
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,843
The Dramatic
Society's annual play
460
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,780
will be postponed one week.
461
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,260
The lab schedules for Science 9B
462
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,652
will be posted on the
bulletin boards tomorrow.
463
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,422
And any students wishing to
volunteer for Cleanup Week
464
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,408
kindly give their
names to Mrs. Atterbury.
465
00:21:34,477 --> 00:21:36,009
Proud?
466
00:21:36,078 --> 00:21:37,678
Nah.
467
00:21:37,747 --> 00:21:40,181
Now I'm going to turn over
the microphone to Mrs. Watson
468
00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:42,849
who has a very important
announcement to make
469
00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:45,230
regarding the
Honor Society Award.
470
00:21:45,254 --> 00:21:46,653
Mrs. Watson.
471
00:21:50,926 --> 00:21:53,210
As you all know,
this is the time of year
472
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,673
when our students compete
473
00:21:54,697 --> 00:21:56,258
for a place in the
Honor Society.
474
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,798
Wait, Mrs. Watson.
475
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,799
Oh, I'm afraid the announcement
476
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,536
I was about to make
has to be changed.
477
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,305
I just learned that
an error was made
478
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,690
in scoring the essay contest.
479
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:30,698
The winner of the
Honor Society Award
480
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,533
is not Jan Brady.
481
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:38,955
It is Nora Coombs
with a score of 95.
482
00:22:43,746 --> 00:22:46,897
We will present Nora's
award at assembly next week
483
00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:48,699
so her parents can be present.
484
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:56,473
I wish I had a special
award for Jan Brady
485
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,276
for calling this
error to my attention.
486
00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:01,589
She has today set a standard
487
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:05,615
of sportsmanship and honesty
488
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:07,129
that truly gives meaning
489
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,619
to the words, "Honor Society."
490
00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:16,793
I'm sure Jan's parents
are very proud of her.
491
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:23,500
Her behavior today should
be an example to all of us.
492
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:32,976
And I wanted to win
at something so badly
493
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,412
I didn't know what to do.
494
00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:38,715
Well, Jan, sometimes
when we lose, we win.
495
00:23:43,706 --> 00:23:45,905
You really created a
sensation yesterday, Jan.
496
00:23:45,974 --> 00:23:47,173
Oh?
497
00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:49,109
Yeah. My room was still
buzzing about it today.
498
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:50,677
Oh, thanks.
499
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,347
Hi.
500
00:23:53,415 --> 00:23:54,514
Hi.
501
00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:55,660
What's the matter with you?
502
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,284
You're the matter with me.
503
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:58,719
What do you mean?
504
00:23:58,788 --> 00:24:01,604
They changed my
room in school today.
505
00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:03,474
I got one of your old teachers.
506
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:04,758
So what?
507
00:24:04,827 --> 00:24:07,394
She heard about what you did.
508
00:24:07,463 --> 00:24:12,616
Now all I hear all day is
what a great sister I have.
509
00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:15,185
Jan, Jan, Jan.
510
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,021
Look, Cindy,
511
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,167
some of us are good at one thing
512
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,140
and some of us at another.
513
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,575
That's right.
514
00:24:21,644 --> 00:24:23,844
So find what you do best
and do your best with it.
515
00:24:24,646 --> 00:24:27,331
It isn't going to be easy.
516
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,615
Why not?
517
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:32,185
I'm good at so
many different things.
518
00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:50,504
Hi, there.
519
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:51,783
Hi. You're sure in a good mood.
520
00:24:51,807 --> 00:24:53,985
Yes, I am, and it's
all thanks to you.
521
00:24:54,009 --> 00:24:55,892
Me? What did I do?
522
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:59,229
Well, you cut my
housework in half.
523
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,647
How did I do that?
524
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,299
By teaching me those cheers.
525
00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:04,496
Now, you know the
way I usually dust...
526
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,503
You know, like this?
527
00:25:06,572 --> 00:25:07,883
Pretty dull work,
right? I guess so.
528
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,985
Well now, thanks to you...
529
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,586
Rickety-rack, rickety-rust,
530
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,121
give it a flick and
away goes the dust!
531
00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,640
Rickety-rack, rickety-rust,
532
00:25:14,664 --> 00:25:16,141
give it a flick and
away goes the dust!
533
00:25:16,165 --> 00:25:18,645
Rickety-rickety-
rickety-rickety...
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