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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must ♪
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♪ Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way they all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch,
the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way they
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Mike!
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Mike!
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Honey, your notes
for the speech.
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Oh! Thanks, honey.
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Daddy!
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Sweetheart, it's getting late.
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But I need help. In the morning.
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It'll only take a few minutes.
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Honey, I'm due at a meeting.
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Marcia, I'll help you.
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Mother, it's math.
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Early in the morning.
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Carol, phone Charlie
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and tell him I'll
be a little bit late
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for the meeting.
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Something important came up.
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How's the homework coming?
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All done.
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Thanks to Daddy.
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Good.
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What's that for?
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For marrying him.
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All those important men...
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He kept them waiting
just on account of me.
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Well, your daddy's
pretty special.
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Very special.
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I'll throw them out, Mom.
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Thanks, darling.
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After that, bed.
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Jan.
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Huh?
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Wake up.
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Cindy, what's wrong?
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Where's Marcia?
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In bed... where you should be.
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No, she isn't. Look!
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Well... where could she be?
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I don't know.
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Maybe we'd better
go look for her.
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Okay.
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What are you two doing up?
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We wanted a drink of water.
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Well, isn't the upstairs
faucet working?
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Sure.
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But the kitchen
water tastes groovier.
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It's wetter.
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You lose something?
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No.
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I just wanted to
see if anybody was...
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you know, still up.
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Like who?
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Beats me.
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Come on, Cindy.
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Hey, you forgot your water.
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I'm not thirsty anymore.
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Me neither.
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"My dad should be
Father Of The Year
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for dozens of reasons."
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She's not in the family room.
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We better tell Mommy.
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Hey, look.
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There's a light on in Dad's den.
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Marcia wouldn't go in there.
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Maybe she did.
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Hundreds.
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That's better.
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We're not supposed
to play in here.
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Boy, you're really
going to get it.
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What you writing?
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It's private.
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That's why I came in here.
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Aw, come on. What is it?
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I bet it's a love letter.
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Yeah. To that creep Felix Brown.
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Come on, let me see it.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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How'd your speech go?
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Oh, I was merely brilliant.
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Well, we all have
our off nights.
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That's right, Mr. Brady.
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Better luck next time.
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As a matter of fact, I was asked
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to give the same
speech to the CIA.
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The CIA?
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It's not what you think.
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It's the Creative
Institute of Architects.
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I hope you saved your notes.
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Yeah. They're right here.
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And, right now, I'm
going to put them away
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for safekeeping.
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What are you girls
doing out of bed?
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Jan and me were in bed.
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Jan and I.
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We just came
down to find Marcia.
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Marcia, what are
you doing in my den?
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Writing a love letter.
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A love letter?
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Well, sort of.
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To a creep.
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It is not.
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Jan, you and Cindy go to bed.
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Now, I'll handle this.
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Skedaddle. Hurry up.
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Marcia, did you have
your mother's permission
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to be up this late?
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No, sir.
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Did you have permission
to be in my den?
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It was the only place I
could find that was private.
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I'm sorry if I made you angry.
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Hey.
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Remember our slogan around here?
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"A wise man
forgets his anger..."
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"Before he lies down to sleep."
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You give me a good night kiss.
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And we'll talk about
it in the morning.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Oh!
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A wise man forgets his anger
before he lies down to sleep.
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Come in.
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Daddy?
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Yes, Marcia?
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Mother told me
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about your blueprints
and your speech.
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If you hadn't been in my den,
that never would have happened.
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I know. And I'm
ready to be punished.
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I ruined your work.
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Well, that part was an
accident, sweetheart.
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But the accident was my fault.
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If I had put the top
back on the bottle,
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you wouldn't have
ruined all your work.
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Daddy... I'm really sorry.
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Oh, come on now, princess.
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There's another set of
blueprints down at my office.
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Are you sure?
Sure. I'm positive.
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And I'll bet I can write
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a better set of notes
for my speech, too.
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Now, come on.
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Give me a big smile.
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That's better.
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Come in, because
court's in session.
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Prisoner ready to plead?
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Yes, sir, Your Honor.
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Marcia Brady, you are charged
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with violating
bedtime regulations,
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trespassing in my den,
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and indirectly
fouling up my papers.
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Guilty or not guilty?
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Guilty.
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The court hereby sentences you
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to one day at hard labor.
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Well, maybe not so hard.
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I'll leave a list
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with Alice of extra
chores for you to do.
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Thanks, Judge.
You're outta sight.
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Yeah, and you're
late for school.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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How was your day?
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Oh, okay, I guess.
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Where's Marcia?
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Oh, doing all those
chores, I imagine.
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Well, I know one she didn't do.
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Sweep all the leaves
off the front porch.
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Oh, hi, Daddy. Hi.
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Jan, I told Marcia
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to empty the wastebaskets.
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Marcia who?
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi.
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Hey, has anybody seen Marcia?
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Not recently. Why?
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Well, she was supposed to
feed the dog two hours ago.
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How do you know she didn't?
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Well, mainly because he
was chewing one of my shoes.
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"And Dad doesn't even
play golf every weekend
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so he can spend more
time with his family."
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Come in.
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Marcia.
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Hi, Dad.
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Marcia, did you finish
those chores I gave you?
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No, sir. Not yet.
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I thought I made
myself very clear.
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I was working on
something else first.
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Homework?
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No, sir. Not homework.
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Well, what then?
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I'd rather not say.
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Oh?
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It's personal, Daddy.
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Marcia, those chores
were your punishment.
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Unless you can explain
why you ignored them,
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I'm afraid I'm going to
have to be more severe.
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But I can't explain. Not now.
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Very well, then.
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I'm grounding you for one week.
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No playground,
no friend's house.
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When you come home
from school, you're to
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come straight to your room.
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But Dad... And no
arguments about it.
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"Even when he punishes
me, it's because I deserve it.
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Yours sincerely, Marcia Brady."
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Deadline for
entries is... Oh, no!
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Boys. Is there anything
boys can't wear out?
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Snow.
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Snow wears out.
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They call it slush.
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Huh?
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No, honey, I was just reading
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about snow up in the mountains.
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Let's go skiing this weekend.
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Hey, that's a great idea.
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The kids will love it.
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Oops. I forgot.
Marcia's been grounded.
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Oh, Mike.
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Mike, Marcia would
rather ski than eat.
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Well, I could suspend her
sentence for the weekend.
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What do you think?
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I think you're an old softy.
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Oh, no, no, I'm a young softy.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mike.
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Jan.
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Jan? Hmm?
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Jan, where's Marcia?
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I don't know.
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Here I am, Mommy.
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Marcia, what on Earth?
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Where were you?
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Mailing a letter.
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At this hour?
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Down the trellis?
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You could have broken your neck!
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I had to mail the letter.
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Why?
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I can't say.
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Marcia, I've given you
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every chance possible.
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Now you've left me
with no alternative.
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We're all going
skiing this weekend.
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All except you.
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Your father's right.
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You'll just have to stay
with your grandparents.
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Now, come on, get into bed.
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Hurry up.
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Good night, sweetheart.
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Good night.
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And no more going
out the window.
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Gentlemen, as judges
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of this year's "Father
Of The Year" contest,
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we face a very
difficult decision.
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We have never
had so many entries,
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and we have never read
such marvelous essays.
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00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,468
Yet, somehow, we must
make a decision by tomorrow.
277
00:14:47,537 --> 00:14:49,737
We have narrowed it
down to those three.
278
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,473
Right. But there can
be only one winner.
279
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,253
We'll simply have to read these,
280
00:14:54,277 --> 00:14:55,554
and reread them,
281
00:14:55,578 --> 00:14:58,513
until we can arrive
at a final selection.
282
00:14:58,581 --> 00:15:02,583
Then one of these young people
will soon be a very happy boy...
283
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,585
Or girl, as the case may be...
284
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:09,056
David Wood, Arnold
Collins, Marcia Brady.
285
00:15:13,463 --> 00:15:14,762
What's the hay for?
286
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,409
It's instead of snow.
287
00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:18,433
We made it for
Alice to practice on.
288
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,346
She's never been on skis before.
289
00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:22,370
We're ready!
290
00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:23,439
You're ready?
291
00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:27,475
Okay, uh... all right...
292
00:15:27,544 --> 00:15:29,121
Oh... well, that's not bad.
293
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,244
Where are those, um...?
294
00:15:30,313 --> 00:15:31,846
Poles.
295
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,091
Poles, poles, poles, poles.
296
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:36,283
That a girl. Thanks.
297
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,152
Ah. Now just, um...
298
00:15:42,659 --> 00:15:43,691
Up there.
299
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,292
Okay.
300
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,194
All right, uh...
301
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,836
Well, maybe if
you walk sideways.
302
00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:57,538
Ah! All right.
303
00:15:57,607 --> 00:16:02,343
Uh...
304
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,094
Oh, put the straps
around your wrists.
305
00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:10,229
Yes, I... all right...
306
00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:11,819
How am I going to get up there?
307
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,988
We can use the boxes!
308
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,123
Oh, all right. I can
just climb. Okay.
309
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,612
Am I clear back...?
310
00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:27,735
Yeah.
311
00:16:27,804 --> 00:16:28,936
Back?
312
00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:30,005
Go right back.
313
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:40,147
Oh, boy. That's going to be
higher than I thought it was.
314
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,513
You got to give me a little
push or something there.
315
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:03,471
All right... What's next?
316
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:04,617
Crouch.
317
00:17:04,641 --> 00:17:05,684
Crouch.
318
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,052
More knee bend. More knee bend.
319
00:17:07,076 --> 00:17:08,108
Lean forward.
320
00:17:08,177 --> 00:17:10,177
Poles ready. Head up.
321
00:17:11,481 --> 00:17:13,564
Go! Go!
322
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,021
She'll need two more lessons.
323
00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:23,123
Maybe three.
324
00:17:23,192 --> 00:17:24,325
You all right, Alice?
325
00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:26,004
I hate to be the ugly American,
326
00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:28,040
but I do have a
protest to register:
327
00:17:28,064 --> 00:17:30,584
Your snow's got splinters in it.
328
00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:38,906
Ooh. Help me up, fellas.
329
00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:43,143
Okay.
330
00:17:44,347 --> 00:17:45,780
Why don't you join us, Alice?
331
00:17:45,849 --> 00:17:47,025
Yeah. Come on. Sit down.
332
00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:48,248
My upper half wants to,
333
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,517
but my bottom half disagrees.
334
00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:50,518
Thanks, anyway.
335
00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:51,587
What's wrong?
336
00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:52,731
The children gave Alice
337
00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:54,232
her first skiing lesson today.
338
00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:55,334
Oh, yeah? You flunked?
339
00:17:55,358 --> 00:17:56,757
Well, I prefer to think of it
340
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,659
as having proved
a scientific theory.
341
00:17:58,728 --> 00:18:01,829
Everything that goes up
sure as heck comes down.
342
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:04,710
Seeing Alice on skis
343
00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,712
is going to be
worth the entire trip.
344
00:18:06,736 --> 00:18:08,636
Yeah. I'd rather
see Marcia on skis.
345
00:18:08,705 --> 00:18:10,449
Now, darling,
we've been over that
346
00:18:10,473 --> 00:18:11,484
several times now.
347
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,240
Rules are rules.
348
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,743
Maybe we ought to
bend them just this once.
349
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:18,312
I want Marcia to go
just as badly as you do,
350
00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,014
but she broke the rules.
351
00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:22,461
And it wouldn't be fair
to the other children
352
00:18:22,485 --> 00:18:23,929
who didn't break the rules.
353
00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:25,720
Yeah. I guess you're right.
354
00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:27,232
Now, remember, Cindy,
355
00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:29,267
let's try to cheer up Marcia.
356
00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,669
And, whatever you do,
357
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,013
don't mention the ski trip.
358
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,295
Hi, Marcia.
359
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,408
Hi.
360
00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:38,098
We came to cheer you up.
361
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,300
Uh... you want to
play some checkers?
362
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,936
No, thanks.
363
00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:46,306
Uh... it's real
nice weather out.
364
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,042
I suppose.
365
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:50,645
Too bad you're not going skiing.
366
00:18:59,989 --> 00:19:02,134
You know who's
got the biggest mouth
367
00:19:02,158 --> 00:19:04,236
in the whole wide
world next to you?
368
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,260
Who?
369
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:06,393
Nobody.
370
00:19:24,113 --> 00:19:25,813
Jan, where's Cindy?
371
00:19:25,882 --> 00:19:27,682
Outside in the backyard.
372
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:28,750
Good.
373
00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:30,051
Look, Marcia. I'm taking
374
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:31,752
my camera along on the ski trip
375
00:19:31,821 --> 00:19:34,021
so you get to see
everything that happens
376
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,322
even if you can't go.
377
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,735
I'm sorry I'm not going.
378
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,204
But, if you knew the
reason, it's worth it.
379
00:19:39,228 --> 00:19:41,062
Golly, you must
have some reason.
380
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:42,575
I've got a real big secret.
381
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,331
But, if I don't tell
someone soon,
382
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,833
I'm simply going to bust!
383
00:19:45,902 --> 00:19:48,335
You mean, you
want to tell someone?
384
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,571
I don't want to. I have to.
385
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,672
How about me?
386
00:19:51,741 --> 00:19:52,741
I wish I could,
387
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,709
but can you keep
a real secret...
388
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:58,245
An honest-to-goodness,
never-tell-a-living-soul secret?
389
00:19:58,314 --> 00:19:59,647
You know me, Marcia.
390
00:19:59,716 --> 00:20:01,348
That's what worries me.
391
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,295
Please. I can keep a secret.
392
00:20:03,319 --> 00:20:04,563
Do you swear? I swear.
393
00:20:04,587 --> 00:20:05,720
Do you double swear?
394
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:06,799
I double swear.
395
00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:08,623
I triple swear.
396
00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:11,125
I... I... fourple swear!
397
00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:12,927
That's quadruple swear.
398
00:20:12,996 --> 00:20:14,962
Okay, I quadruple swear.
399
00:20:15,031 --> 00:20:17,031
Well, you see...
400
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,133
No. I don't think
I can trust you.
401
00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:21,113
After I sweared and everything?
402
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,603
All right. I'll trust you.
403
00:20:22,672 --> 00:20:24,972
The real reason I
was writing that letter,
404
00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:26,674
and the reason I sneaked out
405
00:20:26,743 --> 00:20:28,776
to mail it that night... Yeah?
406
00:20:28,845 --> 00:20:30,177
Hey, what's going on?
407
00:20:30,246 --> 00:20:31,991
Marcia's telling me a secret.
408
00:20:32,015 --> 00:20:33,525
Will you get out of here?
409
00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:34,915
I want to hear it, too.
410
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,884
Uh-uh. No way.
411
00:20:36,953 --> 00:20:39,486
I can keep a secret
good as anybody.
412
00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:40,755
Oh, no, you can't.
413
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,857
Remember when I
borrowed mother's perfume?
414
00:20:42,925 --> 00:20:43,925
You told her!
415
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,160
She was going to ask me anyway.
416
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:48,595
Marcia, I'm dying. I'm dying.
417
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,876
I got to know that secret!
418
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:54,301
Well, you girls guessed
it about Felix Brown.
419
00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:55,836
I was writing the letter,
420
00:20:55,905 --> 00:20:57,805
and I had to mail it by midnight
421
00:20:57,874 --> 00:20:59,640
or he wouldn't get it in time.
422
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,341
In time for what?
423
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:04,645
In time to invite me
to the class dance.
424
00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:06,346
Have you girls seen Peter?
425
00:21:06,415 --> 00:21:07,726
We haven't seen him.
426
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,785
I sure hope he
didn't hear the secret.
427
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,520
Did you hear the secret, Greg?
428
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:14,521
What secret?
429
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,657
About Felix Brown.
430
00:21:16,726 --> 00:21:17,726
Go ahead.
431
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,161
Tell him all about Felix Brown.
432
00:21:20,229 --> 00:21:21,328
See if I care.
433
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,170
Mrs. Michael Brady?
434
00:21:29,238 --> 00:21:30,238
Yes?
435
00:21:30,272 --> 00:21:31,272
Lance Pierce.
436
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:32,500
I phoned you earlier.
437
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,076
Oh, yes. You're from
the local TV station.
438
00:21:35,144 --> 00:21:37,384
KTRY. May I bring
my crew in now?
439
00:21:37,446 --> 00:21:39,046
Yes. Oh, I'm just dying to know
440
00:21:39,115 --> 00:21:40,881
what the award for Mr. Brady is.
441
00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,350
Is it the Creative
Institute of Architects?
442
00:21:43,419 --> 00:21:45,252
I'm sorry. We can't say.
443
00:21:45,321 --> 00:21:48,567
We want that moment of surprise
from the whole family on film.
444
00:21:48,591 --> 00:21:49,523
Okay, boys.
445
00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:51,025
Well, I'll get the
children ready.
446
00:21:51,094 --> 00:21:52,960
Mr. Brady should be
home in a half hour or so.
447
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,264
Set it up right over here.
448
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,699
Just over there.
449
00:22:10,312 --> 00:22:13,313
Which side do you
think is my best side?
450
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:18,119
I don't think it
makes any difference.
451
00:22:18,187 --> 00:22:19,331
He's driving in!
452
00:22:19,355 --> 00:22:20,599
He's driving in!
453
00:22:20,623 --> 00:22:22,422
Everybody take your places!
454
00:22:22,491 --> 00:22:23,491
Like I told you.
455
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,192
Oh, the award. Where's the...?
456
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,371
Oh, thank goodness.
457
00:22:26,395 --> 00:22:28,440
Mr. Samuels, I'll cue you.
458
00:22:28,464 --> 00:22:30,664
Ready? Pick him up at the door,
459
00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:32,978
and pan him right over here.
460
00:22:33,002 --> 00:22:34,635
Everybody ready?
461
00:22:34,703 --> 00:22:35,903
Beautiful.
462
00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:41,175
What the devil's going on here?
463
00:22:42,344 --> 00:22:45,246
Mike, you came in a back door!
464
00:22:45,314 --> 00:22:46,881
Why me?
465
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:50,084
Why do these things
always happen to me?!
466
00:22:50,153 --> 00:22:51,318
What is this?
467
00:22:51,387 --> 00:22:53,720
Well... it's a surprise, dear.
468
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,769
Quick, swing
everything over there!
469
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,692
Come on, come over here.
470
00:22:58,761 --> 00:22:59,860
All right.
471
00:22:59,929 --> 00:23:01,095
Come on.
472
00:23:01,164 --> 00:23:04,064
Okay, Mr. Samuels.
473
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,278
Mr. Brady, I am
Hamilton Samuels,
474
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,446
publisher of the
Daily Chronicle,
475
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,437
and it is my
pleasure to announce
476
00:23:10,506 --> 00:23:13,174
that you have been
chosen "Father of the Year."
477
00:23:17,079 --> 00:23:19,513
Father Of The Year?
478
00:23:19,581 --> 00:23:22,016
We received
thousands of entries,
479
00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:24,151
and the judges
decided that the best
480
00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,700
came from your daughter Marcia.
481
00:23:28,257 --> 00:23:29,323
Marcia?
482
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:33,794
Was that what you were...?
483
00:23:33,863 --> 00:23:36,223
That letter you had to mail...
Was that all part of this?
484
00:23:39,368 --> 00:23:40,745
Perhaps you'd like to see
485
00:23:40,769 --> 00:23:41,929
the letter she wrote.
486
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,984
We've been
conducting this contest
487
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,248
for many years,
488
00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:49,710
and we have never
read a tribute like that.
489
00:23:49,778 --> 00:23:52,079
"Even though he
has only been my dad
490
00:23:52,148 --> 00:23:53,848
"for a short time,
491
00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:56,283
"no father could
be a realer father
492
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,352
than Michael Brady."
493
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,375
Oh, isn't this a
marvelous picture?
494
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:41,378
Yeah. Not bad. Not bad.
495
00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:42,980
Oh, Mike, I'm so proud of you.
496
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:44,848
And I'm so proud of Marcia, too.
497
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,150
Well, you should be.
She's your daughter.
498
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,287
She's whose daughter?
499
00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:56,860
Our daughter.
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