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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way they all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way they became ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch. ♪
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Alice!
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Alice! Ow, I ripped myself!
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Oh, let me see, Bobby.
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Oh, what happened?
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I fell off my bike!
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Yeah, you banged that
knee up pretty good.
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How fast were you going,
300-400 miles an hour?
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I was going around the corner
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and I hit a banana.
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Well, that will
do it every time.
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Park yourself over here.
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We'll get it
bandaged in a jiffy.
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All work guaranteed
or your money back.
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What's going on?
What's all the noise?
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Hot rod Charlie hit a banana.
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Looks like he hit
more than that.
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Your poor knee.
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You think I'm messed up
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you ought to see my bike.
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Banged up, huh?
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Like a pretzel.
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Come on, let's hobble upstairs
and I'll get you bandaged up.
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Alice can do it.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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You might get a
better deal upstairs.
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You always do it real good.
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Well, as long as
you're all right.
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Next time, look out
for those bananas.
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You know, you're not very smart.
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You had a chance
at a pretty nurse
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and you blew it.
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But, Alice, you
always fix my knees
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and elbows and things.
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Well, the more I think about it
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the more I think
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you better go upstairs
to your mother.
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Why?
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I'm too busy right now.
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I don't have time to fool
around with scraped knees.
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But you said...
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All right, so I changed my mind.
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This is a kitchen, not
an emergency ward.
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Aw, but, Alice...
Don't "but, Alice" me.
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Go on upstairs, scoot.
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Oh.
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Boy, when you take a spill
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you really do it up right.
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I've had worse than
this lots of times.
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If you saw the
banana in the street
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why didn't you go around it?
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I wanted to squish
it and I did, too.
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Well, it looks like it
squished you back.
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You sure don't bleed much.
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I could bleed
more if I wanted to.
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How are things in
the operating room?
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Oh, we're getting the
patient back together again.
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Come on in and watch him bleed.
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No, thanks.
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I've seen him bleed.
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Alice?
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Alice?
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Alice?!
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Coming!
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What's the problem, Mr. Brady?
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A button's coming
off this shirt.
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Could you sew one on real fast?
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I've got ten minutes
to get downtown.
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Sure. I'll zap one on
there for you in just a jiff...
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On second thought, Mr. Brady,
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I just won't have
time to do it right now.
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Time? It will only
take you a minute.
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I'm sorry.
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I just can't do it. I'm
way behind schedule.
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Say, I've got an idea.
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Why don't you ask Mrs. Brady?
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Yeah. I guess Carol
could sew a button.
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Sure, she can.
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I'll bet she's a heck of a
good button sewer-oner.
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Carol?
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Carol?!
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You shouldn't have
taken it without asking!
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I don't go taking your stuff!
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Well, you weren't home!
I had to have a glove!
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Well, use your own glove!
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I couldn't find mine!
I bet you took it!
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I never touched it!
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Now look what you did!
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You got the pocket
in the wrong place!
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What's up, men?
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Look at this, Alice.
He took my glove.
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Now the whole
pocket's messed up.
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Where's my glove?
You took it! I did not!
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Somebody took it!
It's not where I left it!
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Don't look at me!
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All right!
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Alice, tell him not
to get into my stuff.
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My glove's gone! Alice,
make him give it back!
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Wait a minute. Hold it!
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I have no time to
referee your arguments.
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Go in the house, both of
you, and talk to your mother.
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She doesn't know
anything about our fights.
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She raised three girls.
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She knows plenty about fights.
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Aw, Alice... I'm sorry, fellas.
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I got no time. Now go.
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She'll give you a fair deal.
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Go on.
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I'll show you.
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I left my glove right here
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and when I came
back, it was gone.
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So he took mine. You took mine.
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You say that once more
and I'm gonna pop you one.
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Wait a minute.
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Let me get this straight.
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Now, Peter, you lost...
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I didn't lose it. He took it.
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I warned you.
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Wait, maybe
someone else took it.
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Like who?
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Who'd be the last
person you'd suspect?
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You?
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I thought baseball
season was over.
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Come here.
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Is this what you're looking for?
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Yeah. Thanks.
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Don't you owe Greg an apology?
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Yeah. Greg, I'll
owe you an apology.
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Peter... I'm sorry, Greg.
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Carry on, men.
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How about that?
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Hi, Alice. How's it going?
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It's been a good day.
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No floods, no fires,
no broken bones.
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Can't ask for more than that.
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Mrs. Brady upstairs?
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I think so.
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Good. Carol?
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Oh, Mike.
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Mike, big news.
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We got a tax refund?
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Oh, better than that.
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The ice is melting.
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The boys are
starting to come to me
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with their problems.
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Oh, well, my boys
know a good thing
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when they see it.
Oh, no, really, Mike.
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For the first time,
they asked for me.
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And you even asked
me to sew on that button.
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Oh, yeah, well.
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For the first time
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I felt like a mother and a wife.
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I nearly cried.
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Well, I told you things
would smooth out.
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Oh, I know, but it
happened so suddenly.
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I was overwhelmed.
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Look what you did to me!
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It's your own fault!
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You started it!
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You did it on purpose!
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Hey, hey, wait a minute, fellas.
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What's going on here?
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Look what he did
to me, the dirty rat.
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Never mind with the names,
just tell me what happened.
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He threw some mud at
me so I threw some at him.
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Mine was an accident.
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Well, if you ask me, fellas...
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Mom, look what
Peter did to me, Mom!
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Don't believe him, Mom.
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He started the whole thing.
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Hi, Alice. Hi, Greg.
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Seen Mom?
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Yeah, she's upstairs.
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Anything I can do?
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I got a hang-up on
my math assignment.
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Oh, maybe I can give you a hand.
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That's okay.
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Mom's a whiz at this stuff.
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She helped me twice this week.
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Well, I'm pretty
good at math myself.
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Thanks, but it's pretty tricky.
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Mom explains it great.
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Hello, Stokey.
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Good morning, Alice.
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Let me carry this in.
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Package for the Brady boys.
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Say, I'll bet that's
that giant telescope kit
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they sent away for.
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Greg! Peter! Bobby!
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Boy, we've been
waiting for this.
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We? Are you in
on this deal, too?
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Well, I helped them
send away for it.
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I'm sort of a
live-in scoutmaster.
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I go along with the
boys on their projects.
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Well, lots of luck
with the telescope
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and give my regards to Jupiter.
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Thanks. I will.
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Hey, boys! The
telescope is here!
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Yahoo! It's here!
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Oh, man, look at
the size of that box!
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Bobby, look what we got!
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Let's open it up and
see what it looks like!
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Let's show it to Mom. Come on.
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I thought it would never come.
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Hey, Mom, look what we got!
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Mom, we got a telescope!
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It's finally here.
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Here she comes.
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Marcia said you all
wanted to see me.
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Well?
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There's something going on
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and we don't understand it.
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Something going on?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's about Marcia
and Cindy and me.
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Us girls.
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Oh.
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Well, come on, let's sit down
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and talk this over.
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Now then, what's this all about?
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How come the boys are
more important than we are?
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What?
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You're always helping them
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with their games and their
homework and everything.
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You spend way
more time with them.
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Do you like them better than us?
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I'm sorry, girls.
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I should have realized.
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I've been paying
some extra attention
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to Greg and Bobby and Peter
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because they haven't had
a mother for a long time.
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And I want them to
feel that I'm just as much
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their mother as I am yours.
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That we're all one family.
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I love you just as much as ever.
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We love you, too, mommy.
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Hi, Alice.
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Oh, hi, Mr. Brady.
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How did it go today?
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Okay.
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Good.
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Mr. Brady, I was wondering
if you're not busy tonight
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if I might speak to
you and Mrs. Brady.
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Sure. Anything wrong?
269
00:10:11,994 --> 00:10:14,762
Oh, no. Just something
I'd like to talk to you about.
270
00:10:14,797 --> 00:10:16,909
Sure. We'll, uh,
do it this evening.
271
00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:17,933
Yeah.
272
00:10:21,671 --> 00:10:23,516
Alice, uh, are you all right?
273
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,572
I'm fine.
274
00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:25,839
Noisy, but fine.
275
00:10:36,619 --> 00:10:38,652
It's not that I have
any complaints.
276
00:10:38,688 --> 00:10:40,888
Some of the happiest
moments of my life
277
00:10:40,923 --> 00:10:43,291
have been spent
right here in this house.
278
00:10:43,326 --> 00:10:45,438
Alice, you're beating
around the bush.
279
00:10:45,462 --> 00:10:46,905
Now, what's bugging you?
280
00:10:46,929 --> 00:10:48,929
Nothing. Nothing.
It's just that...
281
00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:52,700
well, what I'm
trying to say is, um...
282
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,336
Well, I felt something's
been bothering you
283
00:10:55,371 --> 00:10:56,437
the last two days.
284
00:10:56,473 --> 00:10:57,738
Is it the girls?
285
00:10:57,773 --> 00:10:59,940
Oh, no. Oh, no. They're dolls.
286
00:10:59,976 --> 00:11:02,410
No, you see,
what it really is...
287
00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:05,913
well, you see, I have
this aunt of mine.
288
00:11:05,948 --> 00:11:07,548
Your aunt?
289
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,983
Yeah. My uncle's wife.
290
00:11:09,018 --> 00:11:11,085
And she's getting
along in years.
291
00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:14,088
And now she's developed
this ailment in her liver.
292
00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:15,223
Or her kidney.
293
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,758
One of those things in there.
294
00:11:17,793 --> 00:11:19,371
Alice, you never
mentioned you had an aunt.
295
00:11:19,395 --> 00:11:20,794
Where does she live?
296
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:23,097
Oh, uh, oh, uh,
she lives in, uh...
297
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:24,932
Seattle is where she lives.
298
00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:28,035
That's where my
uncle lived, too.
299
00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,605
Anyway, she's,
uh, got this ailment
300
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,508
and she's been going
downhill, oh, real fast.
301
00:11:34,744 --> 00:11:37,811
And she asked me if I
couldn't come and be with her.
302
00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:39,747
What could I say?
303
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,949
What with her going
downhill like that.
304
00:11:41,984 --> 00:11:44,084
Alice, I'm sorry
about your aunt.
305
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,919
Why didn't you tell me?
306
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,421
Well, Auntie's strange that way.
307
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,168
She doesn't like her
liver spread around.
308
00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:51,604
Alice, are you trying to
tell us that you're leaving?
309
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,405
Oh, I wouldn't put it
that way, Mr. Brady.
310
00:11:53,429 --> 00:11:55,073
It's just that my
aunt really needs me
311
00:11:55,097 --> 00:11:56,964
and I thought...
312
00:11:58,668 --> 00:12:01,502
Well, under the
circumstances, it's...
313
00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:05,739
When you really
get down to it...
314
00:12:05,775 --> 00:12:08,008
like you said, I'm leaving.
315
00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:09,577
I understand how
you feel, Alice,
316
00:12:09,612 --> 00:12:11,412
but why are you
making it so permanent?
317
00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:12,858
Take a week or two off.
318
00:12:12,882 --> 00:12:14,260
Then if your aunt gets better...
319
00:12:14,284 --> 00:12:15,749
I don't think so. No.
320
00:12:15,785 --> 00:12:18,686
She's the type when
she goes downhill,
321
00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:19,765
she just picks up speed.
322
00:12:19,789 --> 00:12:23,123
I've just got to go
and be with her.
323
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,903
I hate to see you leave, Alice.
324
00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:26,972
You've been here
with me and the boys
325
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,296
for a long time.
326
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,664
Seven years...
327
00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:33,201
four months, 13
days and 9-1/2 hours.
328
00:12:33,236 --> 00:12:35,436
Oh, it'll be a terrible
shock to the boys.
329
00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:37,004
Oh, they'll be fine.
330
00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:40,241
They have you and the
girls, you're a family now.
331
00:12:40,276 --> 00:12:42,142
So if it's okay
332
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,812
I'll plan to leave
tomorrow night.
333
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,113
Take the plane south.
334
00:12:46,148 --> 00:12:47,948
South? To Seattle?
335
00:12:47,983 --> 00:12:52,286
Oh, uh, well, that-that's
the way that the planes go.
336
00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:55,723
I mean, they head
south when they take off
337
00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:59,460
before they turn
around and go north.
338
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,178
Greg.
339
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,513
What?
340
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:23,183
Is Alice really going to leave?
341
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,653
That's what Mom and Dad said.
342
00:13:25,688 --> 00:13:28,222
I thought she was going
to stay here forever.
343
00:13:28,258 --> 00:13:30,124
So did I.
344
00:13:30,159 --> 00:13:32,493
Boy, I'm really
going to miss her.
345
00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:34,128
Not as much as me.
346
00:13:34,163 --> 00:13:36,264
Why don't you two knock it off?
347
00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:37,598
We're big guys now
348
00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:40,268
not little kids like when
she first came here.
349
00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:42,136
We got to act grown up.
350
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:46,407
I'm going to miss her, too.
351
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:49,510
Come in.
352
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:50,689
You guys asleep?
353
00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:51,679
No.
354
00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:53,359
We couldn't sleep either.
355
00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:54,882
We were all talking.
356
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:55,949
About Alice.
357
00:13:55,985 --> 00:13:57,663
Well, we don't
want to talk about it.
358
00:13:57,687 --> 00:13:59,353
We were thinking...
359
00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:00,932
I don't care what
you were thinking.
360
00:14:00,956 --> 00:14:02,934
Well, you don't have
to get nasty about it.
361
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:04,224
Yeah.
362
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,059
Girls, I think I
understand this.
363
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,896
The boys have known Alice
a lot longer than we have.
364
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,931
Now come on.
365
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:21,241
It's just not going to be
the same without Alice.
366
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,910
Well, we can't make her stay.
367
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,579
Abraham Lincoln
put a stop to that.
368
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,248
I talked my fool head
off trying to convince her.
369
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,928
And she decided so suddenly.
370
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,585
Yeah, I can't figure it out.
371
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,921
Well, good night, honey.
372
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,790
Good night, dear.
373
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,265
Mike.
374
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,434
What?
375
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,781
You don't believe that
story about her aunt
376
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:49,881
any more than I do.
377
00:14:49,905 --> 00:14:51,350
We've got to find out the truth.
378
00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:52,606
Honey, what do you want to do?
379
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:53,774
Put her under a bright light
380
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,042
or drip water on her forehead?
381
00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:57,077
We'll talk about
it in the morning.
382
00:14:57,112 --> 00:14:58,546
Okay.
383
00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:01,289
Good night.
384
00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:11,392
Mike.
385
00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:12,993
Now what?
386
00:15:13,028 --> 00:15:14,172
Doesn't it seem strange to you
387
00:15:14,196 --> 00:15:16,041
she never mentioned
an aunt in Seattle before?
388
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,798
No, not especially.
389
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,168
I have an aunt in Albuquerque
and I never mentioned it.
390
00:15:21,203 --> 00:15:22,936
Now please, could
we get some sleep?
391
00:15:22,972 --> 00:15:23,972
Okay.
392
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,439
Good night.
393
00:15:25,475 --> 00:15:26,974
Good night. Love you.
394
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,650
Carol.
395
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:37,885
What?
396
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,019
When we got married
397
00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:40,621
I doubled the
size of the family.
398
00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:43,223
Alice has twice as much
cooking, and laundry and cleaning
399
00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:44,759
and I never offered her a raise.
400
00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:46,193
I got to give her more money.
401
00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:47,961
Even if it hurts a little.
402
00:15:47,997 --> 00:15:49,730
Yeah, that's the answer.
403
00:15:49,766 --> 00:15:51,799
Nothing could be
farther from the truth.
404
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:53,311
Alice, you deserve a raise.
405
00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:54,968
Mr. Brady, it's not the money.
406
00:15:55,004 --> 00:15:56,214
What is it?
407
00:15:56,238 --> 00:15:58,839
It's like I said, it's my
aunt in Sacramento.
408
00:16:03,746 --> 00:16:05,078
Sacramento?
409
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,286
If I'd known I was going
to draw such a big crowd
410
00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:13,454
I'd have sold tickets.
411
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:14,500
Are you really gonna leave?
412
00:16:14,524 --> 00:16:15,756
Afraid so, Peter.
413
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:18,826
Marcia and Jan and
me were just starting
414
00:16:18,861 --> 00:16:20,160
to love you.
415
00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:22,696
I'm going to miss all you kids.
416
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,975
If you're going to miss us,
417
00:16:23,999 --> 00:16:25,176
why are you going?
418
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,501
Well, because I have to.
419
00:16:27,537 --> 00:16:28,936
Who said?
420
00:16:28,971 --> 00:16:30,270
Mom told you, dummy.
421
00:16:30,306 --> 00:16:32,172
She's got to go to Seattle.
422
00:16:32,207 --> 00:16:34,274
Do you like attle
better than us?
423
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,743
What?
424
00:16:35,778 --> 00:16:38,512
They said you were
going to see attle.
425
00:16:38,548 --> 00:16:41,415
Seattle... that's a
place like Mississippi.
426
00:16:41,451 --> 00:16:42,983
Mrs. Who?
427
00:16:45,287 --> 00:16:47,165
Get the phone, would you, Greg.
428
00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:48,429
Mom's in there.
429
00:16:52,294 --> 00:16:53,627
Hello.
430
00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:54,862
Alice?
431
00:16:54,897 --> 00:16:56,697
Just a minute. I'll call her.
432
00:16:56,732 --> 00:16:58,098
Alice.
433
00:16:58,133 --> 00:16:59,399
Coming.
434
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,435
Excuse me.
435
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,205
Oh. Thanks.
436
00:17:06,141 --> 00:17:07,842
Hello. This is Alice.
437
00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:09,109
Oh, hi, Myrtle.
438
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,046
Yeah, it's true,
Myrt, I'm leaving.
439
00:17:13,082 --> 00:17:14,849
I was just in my room packing.
440
00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:18,786
Plans? No I haven't
got any plans yet.
441
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,122
Why?
442
00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:24,825
Things have kind of
changed around here, Myrt.
443
00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:26,827
Now that Mr. Brady's married
444
00:17:26,863 --> 00:17:28,929
I'm just not necessary anymore.
445
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,799
Yeah, who needs an old
Victrola when stereo comes in?
446
00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:34,682
What's going on?
447
00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:39,239
I found out why
Alice is leaving.
448
00:17:39,274 --> 00:17:41,208
Jan and I were out in
the back near the kitchen
449
00:17:41,243 --> 00:17:42,610
when Alice was on the phone.
450
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,044
We couldn't help hearing.
451
00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:45,958
Marcia, you shouldn't eavesdrop.
452
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:46,947
It isn't nice.
453
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,026
It's bad manners.
454
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:50,150
It's, it's...
455
00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:52,263
Well, come on, what'd she say?
456
00:17:52,287 --> 00:17:54,254
She was talking to
Myrt and she told her...
457
00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:56,101
Carol, are you
sure she said that?
458
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:57,190
An old Victrola?
459
00:17:57,226 --> 00:17:58,904
I got it straight
from the Mafia.
460
00:17:58,928 --> 00:18:00,873
You know that story
about her aunt in Seattle?
461
00:18:00,897 --> 00:18:02,040
She made the whole thing up
462
00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:03,642
because she thinks
we don't need her.
463
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,365
Now look, Carol, take her aside
464
00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:07,601
and explain to her
that we do need her.
465
00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:10,004
Write it in big
letters on the wall.
466
00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:11,683
Mike, telling her
won't do any good.
467
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:13,619
She'll think we're
just being kind.
468
00:18:13,643 --> 00:18:15,208
We have to show her.
469
00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:17,244
Whatever we do,
we have to do it fast.
470
00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:19,880
At 7:00 tonight she'll be
on a plane for Sacramento,
471
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:23,417
Seattle, Saskatchewan
or Siberia for all we know.
472
00:18:23,452 --> 00:18:26,020
Now, do we all
understand the plan?
473
00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:28,099
Yeah. My part's easy.
I know what to do.
474
00:18:28,123 --> 00:18:29,990
I know what to do, too. So do I.
475
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,491
Good.
476
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,539
Aren't you going to ask Mommy?
477
00:18:33,563 --> 00:18:35,507
Oh, I know what to do, sweetie.
478
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,531
Then we're all set.
479
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:38,532
Operation Alice is underway.
480
00:18:49,244 --> 00:18:50,923
Alice, what are you doing?
481
00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:52,024
You're supposed to be packing.
482
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,080
That's all done.
483
00:18:53,115 --> 00:18:54,826
I just thought I'd get
this kitchen organized.
484
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:55,928
That's very thoughtful,
485
00:18:55,952 --> 00:18:58,552
but go just go in and
relax, rest up for your trip.
486
00:18:58,588 --> 00:18:59,932
Mr. Brady and I have to go out
487
00:18:59,956 --> 00:19:01,266
to a formal dinner tonight...
488
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,134
You know, one of those
business social affairs.
489
00:19:03,158 --> 00:19:05,158
If you're going out, who's
going to feed the kids?
490
00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:06,605
Oh, I'll fix dinner
before we go.
491
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:07,639
Don't worry about that.
492
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:08,629
Mom, I've got to go.
493
00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:10,241
I'm going to be late
for my club meeting
494
00:19:10,265 --> 00:19:11,443
and I've got to bring the cake!
495
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:12,566
Well, we can go right now.
496
00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:13,834
The car's out front.
497
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:15,669
What about dinner for the kids?
498
00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:17,738
Oh, I'll fix that
when I get back.
499
00:19:17,773 --> 00:19:19,306
Now, Alice, you relax.
500
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,711
Hey, you forgot the cake!
501
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,679
Hold it!
502
00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:27,180
Wait a minute.
503
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,454
You show up without this cake
504
00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:36,056
and you'll be out of the club.
505
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,936
Thanks, Alice. You're
really a big help.
506
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,994
Carol? I looked all over.
507
00:19:40,029 --> 00:19:41,461
Where's my tuxedo?
508
00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:42,708
Isn't it in the closet?
509
00:19:42,732 --> 00:19:43,764
No.
510
00:19:43,799 --> 00:19:46,133
I'll take care of
it. Thanks, Alice.
511
00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:48,836
It's right next to your
dark blue suit, Mr. Brady.
512
00:19:48,871 --> 00:19:51,138
Oh, yeah. Thanks, Alice.
513
00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:53,040
Be right back, Alice.
514
00:19:53,075 --> 00:19:55,075
Drive carefully, Mrs. Brady.
515
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:59,179
Alice, where'd Carol go?
516
00:19:59,214 --> 00:20:00,492
She took Marcia
to a club meeting.
517
00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:01,481
It's a heck of a time
518
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:02,794
to be chauffeuring
the kids around.
519
00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:04,262
We have to be at
the Rockford's at 8:00
520
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,264
and you have to be
at the airport at 7:00.
521
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,566
Take it easy, Mr. Brady.
Mrs. Brady will be right back.
522
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:09,890
You get showered, into your tux,
523
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,637
and I'll get dinner
started for the kids.
524
00:20:11,661 --> 00:20:13,393
Alice!
525
00:20:13,428 --> 00:20:15,273
Peter, Alice isn't at
your beck and call.
526
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,798
Now, she's getting
ready to leave. What is it?
527
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,267
Tiger's run away again. I
can't find him anywhere.
528
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,346
He's gone.
529
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:22,948
Look, we're getting
ready to go out.
530
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,315
I can't stop to
chase that hound.
531
00:20:24,339 --> 00:20:26,118
Mr. Brady, you get
dressed. I'll find the dog.
532
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:29,176
He's probably after that
cute poodle next door again.
533
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:30,722
Alice, let the
boys find the dog.
534
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:32,012
You're taking the day off.
535
00:20:32,048 --> 00:20:33,513
Where's Greg?
536
00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:35,182
He's over at Gordy's house.
537
00:20:35,217 --> 00:20:36,662
He wanted me to tell you
he's gonna need a ride home.
538
00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:37,751
Oh, brother.
539
00:20:37,787 --> 00:20:39,186
Alice!
540
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,055
Alice!
541
00:20:42,357 --> 00:20:44,469
All right, kids, be patient.
The dog will be back.
542
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,459
It's not Tiger. She
took my checkers!
543
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:47,627
They're my checkers!
544
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,141
They're mine! They are not!
545
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,241
Hold it! Hold it!
546
00:20:50,265 --> 00:20:51,509
What are you doing?
547
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:52,833
Eating.
548
00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:55,346
We'll eat after you
characters clear out of here
549
00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:57,149
so that I can get
dinner started.
550
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,684
Out, out, out. Everybody out.
551
00:21:00,976 --> 00:21:02,943
And hold it down.
552
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:07,625
Mrs. Brady, why don't
you let me feed the kids?
553
00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:10,550
Alice, you shouldn't even
be here in the kitchen.
554
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:13,131
I've been lots of places
I wasn't supposed to be.
555
00:21:13,155 --> 00:21:15,466
That outfit does not
go with chili burgers.
556
00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:16,868
Alice!
557
00:21:16,892 --> 00:21:19,292
Where's my black tie?
558
00:21:19,328 --> 00:21:21,707
It's in the second
drawer from the top.
559
00:21:21,731 --> 00:21:23,663
I've looked there.
560
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,099
All right, I'll come find it.
561
00:21:35,277 --> 00:21:36,610
Brady residence.
562
00:21:36,645 --> 00:21:38,612
You've got to be
kidding. Who is it?
563
00:21:38,647 --> 00:21:41,749
Greg's at Gordy's house
and he wants a ride home.
564
00:21:41,784 --> 00:21:44,362
We'll pick you up when
we take Alice to the airport.
565
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,931
Mom? Hold on a minute, Greg.
566
00:21:45,955 --> 00:21:47,687
How's Marcia going to get home?
567
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,956
Marcia... oh!
568
00:21:48,991 --> 00:21:50,468
Greg, are you still there?
569
00:21:50,492 --> 00:21:51,937
Jan, run up and wash for dinner.
570
00:21:51,961 --> 00:21:54,272
Listen, Greg, we'll pick you
up when we pick Marcia up
571
00:21:54,296 --> 00:21:56,742
when we take Alice to
the airport. Just stay put.
572
00:21:56,766 --> 00:21:58,910
Oh, Alice, will you please
help me with dinner?
573
00:21:58,934 --> 00:22:00,333
Alice!
574
00:22:00,369 --> 00:22:02,209
As soon as I find a black tie.
575
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:16,116
Well... how do I look?
576
00:22:16,152 --> 00:22:18,152
Darling, you're beautiful.
577
00:22:18,187 --> 00:22:19,586
Dad! Dad! Dad!
578
00:22:19,621 --> 00:22:21,021
Don't let him touch me!
579
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,425
Out, out, out!
580
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:27,727
Oh! Oh!
581
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,630
Oh, your tuxedo!
582
00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:32,399
You're a mess!
583
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,335
Oh, brother! Oh!
584
00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:37,171
Oh, that's terrible.
585
00:22:37,206 --> 00:22:39,907
Well, Alice, it's too bad
586
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:42,409
all the happy years
you've been with us
587
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,178
had to end this way.
588
00:22:44,213 --> 00:22:47,380
I guess Seattle must
look pretty good by now.
589
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:50,483
Mr. Brady, if it's all right
with you and Mrs. Brady
590
00:22:50,519 --> 00:22:53,753
I think I'd like to postpone
Seattle for a while.
591
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,422
Alice, can you?
592
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,124
I think so, Mr. Brady.
593
00:22:57,159 --> 00:22:58,658
That would be wonderful.
594
00:22:58,694 --> 00:23:01,094
But what about downhill Auntie?
595
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,930
I hear she's perking up.
596
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,832
Oh, Alice.
597
00:23:04,867 --> 00:23:06,077
I just had a thought.
598
00:23:06,101 --> 00:23:08,446
Since you two have
to leave the house now
599
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,748
to make this act look legitimate
600
00:23:10,772 --> 00:23:12,918
why don't you two
go out to supper
601
00:23:12,942 --> 00:23:14,407
and have some fun?
602
00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:16,176
You mean you
knew we were acting?
603
00:23:16,212 --> 00:23:17,811
There go our Oscars.
604
00:23:17,847 --> 00:23:18,847
Well, I'll tell you
605
00:23:18,881 --> 00:23:20,380
when you had to go out formal
606
00:23:20,415 --> 00:23:22,850
and the kids had to be
fed and the dog got lost
607
00:23:22,885 --> 00:23:24,729
and Marcia needed
a ride to the club
608
00:23:24,753 --> 00:23:26,854
and then Greg needed a ride home
609
00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:28,533
and the black tie got misplaced
610
00:23:28,557 --> 00:23:30,157
I was suspicious.
611
00:23:30,192 --> 00:23:31,903
But when Bobby and Peter ran in
612
00:23:31,927 --> 00:23:33,738
and splattered
mud on your tuxedo
613
00:23:33,762 --> 00:23:35,595
I knew I was being hustled.
614
00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:38,298
Alice, we were just trying
to prove something to you.
615
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,067
Well, you proved it all right.
616
00:23:40,102 --> 00:23:42,435
If you go to all that trouble
to make me feel wanted
617
00:23:42,471 --> 00:23:43,670
you really got to mean it.
618
00:23:43,705 --> 00:23:49,009
Alice... you know
we do. Will you stay?
619
00:23:49,044 --> 00:23:51,311
Sure, I'll stay.
620
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,815
Alice, you're marvelous.
621
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,117
Absolutely the greatest!
622
00:23:57,152 --> 00:23:58,218
Oh, honey.
623
00:23:58,254 --> 00:24:00,453
Stop it. You're
embarrassing her.
624
00:24:00,489 --> 00:24:01,955
Are you kidding? I love it.
625
00:24:01,991 --> 00:24:04,491
Go on, you can
think of some more.
626
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,026
Sensational. Unforgettable.
627
00:24:06,061 --> 00:24:07,361
Terrific.
628
00:24:07,396 --> 00:24:08,862
Kids, she's going to stay.
629
00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:29,649
Good morning, Alice.
630
00:24:29,684 --> 00:24:30,984
Good morning, Mr. Brady.
631
00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:33,098
Good morning, Alice.
Morning, Mrs. Brady.
632
00:24:33,122 --> 00:24:36,023
Alice, would you pick up
my gray suit at the cleaners?
633
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,903
Yes, sir. It's nice
to feel needed.
634
00:24:37,927 --> 00:24:39,470
And I have a shopping
list for the market, Alice.
635
00:24:39,494 --> 00:24:41,373
Yes, ma'am, I'll take
care of that this morning.
636
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,030
By the way, my golf
clubs need polishing.
637
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:45,510
Oh, that reminds me, all the
hair brushes need cleaning.
638
00:24:45,534 --> 00:24:47,935
Oh, and, Alice, would you
vacuum the car? It's a mess.
639
00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:49,014
I have a new arrangement
640
00:24:49,038 --> 00:24:50,515
for the furniture
in the living room.
641
00:24:50,539 --> 00:24:53,584
Yes, and another
thing... Hold it! Hold it!
642
00:24:53,608 --> 00:24:55,708
Nobody wants to
be needed that much.
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