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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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Well, what happened,
Fletch?
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The old truck
Finally poop out?
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No.
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Well, what
Happened, fletch?
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Was it an accident?
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Yeah.
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I didn't
Exactly figure
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You was mixing
Salad here
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In the middle
Of the highway.
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How'd it happen?
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Whoosh!
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Sideswiped, huh?
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Yeah.
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Reckless driver, huh?
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You know who done it?
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No.
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What kind of car was it?
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White.
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Did you notice
Who was driving?
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Yup.
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You ever seen him before?
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No.
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Dad-burn it. If
You don't start
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Stringin' a few
Words together,
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We're gonna be here
Till supper time.
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I ain't even
Had my lunch yet.
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How'd it happen?
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Young squirt
Come tearing by here
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In one of them newfangled
Convertible jobs.
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Drove me clean off
Into the ditch.
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I'd just like to get
My hands on his neck
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For about two seconds.
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I'd sure show him what for.
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Uh-huh. Better
Rest awhile, fletch.
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You must be all wrung out
From all that jabbering.
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[ siren wailing ]
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Hi, there,
Young fella.
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Hi.
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Nice car.
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Thanks.
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Well, if, uh, you officers
Will excuse me,
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I'm going to cut out.
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I just, uh, stopped
To check my tires.
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You, uh...
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You always
Drive around
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With celery
In your car?
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I happen to like celery.
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That's nice.
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Now all you have to do
Is sideswipe a salt truck
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You'll be all set,
Won't you?
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Well, that's pretty sharp
For a country cop.
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Much obliged.
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Don't do that.
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Let's run
Him in, andy.
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You take him. I'll take
Charge of the crime car.
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Crime car?!
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I've got to be
In miami by...
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If it's not
Too much trouble,
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May I see
Your driver's license?
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This is a real drag.
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I promise
Not to get it dirty.
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Let's have it.
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"Ronald bailey. 19."
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Kind of young to go tearing
Around the country
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In one of these speed wagons
Running trucks off the road,
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Ain't it?
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He wasn't off the road.
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Look, what's it going to take
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To square
With old macdonald, huh?
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How much?
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Well, come on.
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How much--
50, 100 bucks?
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Well, come on.
I want to get going.
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Leaving the scene of an accident
Is a serious offense.
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There could've been somebody
Hurt in that truck.
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Nobody was hurt,
And nobody is going to be hurt
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If we just drop
The whole thing.
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Wait. What was that
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You said about "Nobody
Is gonna be hurt"?
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Sheriff...
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Maybe I better
Straighten you out.
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Like it says right there
On the license:
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My name is bailey.
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My father
Is john judson bailey.
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You ha heard of him.
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Yeah. We've heard
Of him.
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Well, then, I guess you know
That my dad can have
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Just about anything
He wants in this state,
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Including, uh, that junior
G-man badge of yours.
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Nevertheless,
I'm holding you
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For leaving the scene
Of an accident.
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Circuit judge will
Be by in a few days.
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You can present
Your case then.
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I'm afraid we're gonna have
To detain you till then.
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Jail? What about
My father?
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Oh, he can come
See you anytime.
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Visiting hours
Are from 2:00 to 4:00.
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What do you mean
You can't find my father?
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Well, call dad's attorney!
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Tell him I'm... I'm in
Some hokey-pokey jail.
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I don't know!
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Some one-horse town
Called mayberry.
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Well, you tell him
To get down here quick.
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There you go.
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Hi, young fella.
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Barney gone already, huh?
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Well... Come on.
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Where are
We going?
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Fishin'.
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What?
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I promised
My young 'un
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I'd take
Him fishin'.
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Barney's watching
Bicycles
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At the movie house
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And I got nobody
To stay here,
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So you'll have
To go with us.
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What if I don't want to go?
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Well, I'm afraid you got
No choice in the matter.
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Let's go.
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[ sighs ]
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Oh, and, uh, I know
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You won't try
Anything foolish
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Like trying
To get away?
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Oh, don't you worry
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About me trying
To get away.
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Good.
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Yeah. I don't want
To miss the fun
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When my dad sends one
Of his men down here
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To straighten you out.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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I got one!
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I got one!
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Andy: play him, ope,
Play him.
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I think he's
Playing me, paw.
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Come on.
Reel him in. Go on.
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Andy: you got him,
You got him.
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The other way.
That's right.
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Reel him in,
Reel him in...
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Whoa!
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A whopper.
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Look at that--
Wow! Look at him.
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He's fightin', too,
Ain't he?
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Boy, he's
A monster.
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Ain't he though?
Phew!
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Boy. You know what?
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Maybe we'd better
Throw him back,
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'cause I don't believe
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That we've got
A frying pan that big.
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Come on, paw.
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[ laughing ]
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Boy. Here.
Hold my pole
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While I bait
My young 'un's line.
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I believe that's the biggest
Fish you ever caught.
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I don't know.
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Oh, yeah. It was big.
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Won't he be good to eat?
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[ slurping ]
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But I think we
Ought to save it
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For our
Sunday dinner.
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You think so?
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There you go.
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[ sighs ]
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Hey, ope,
How about a sandwich?
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I believe
I will.
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All right.
Let's all have one.
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Let's see what
Aunt bee's fixed us here.
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Let's see
What this is.
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Oh, ham.
Ham.
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Mmm-mmm.
Oh, boy.
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Hey, hey, I think
I got something.
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That ain't no
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Little ordinary catfish.
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Don't let him
Get away!
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Play him!
Play him!
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Let's play him.
Come on.
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Oh, look at that.
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You want him?
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Let me have it,
Let me have it.
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Look at that. He no more
Got his line in the water
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'fore he caught hisself a fish.
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Takes you longer
Than that, paw.
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Sure does. Sometimes I'll
Sit as much as half a day
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Without even a nibble.
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Yeah?
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You already
Got a nice one.
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And a pretty good size one,
Too, huh, paw?
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You'd better know it.
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You're a better man
Than I am.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, you think you're real cute,
Don't you, sheriff?
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How's that?
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Well, come on. I'm wise.
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You think you can butter me up--
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Make me feel real good--
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And I'll ask my dad
To go easy on you.
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Well, it won't work,
So just forget it!
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How do you
Like that?
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You just let
Him get away.
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Yup. I'm afraid
The fish ain't
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The only one
That got away.
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[ rock music playing ]
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Hey, cut that racket out,
Will ya?
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I said quiet!
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Quiet!
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For pete's sake.
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How's a person supposed
To get any sleep around here
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With that gosh awful
Racket going on?
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Take it easy, deputy.
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I was just
Trying to amuse myself.
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I didn't know I was going
To be stuck in some hick jail
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On a saturday night.
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Well, that's just
Too bad about you,
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But it just so
Happens it's 10:30
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And respectable folks
Are home in bed
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And asleep by now,
So go to sleep!
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Hey, this town really swings,
Doesn't it, deputy?
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How's that?
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Doesn't anybody in this town
Like to swing?
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'course. We got lots of swings.
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We just don't use 'em at night.
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Hey, what are you
Doing in my cell?
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Your cell?
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That's right.
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That's been my cell
Every saturday night
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For the past umpteen years.
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Now will you kindly get out?
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Are you kidding me?
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I am not kidding you
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And if you
Don't remove yourself,
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I'm going to call
A policeman.
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This is ridiculous.
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Okay, wise guy.
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Police! Police! Police!
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Police! Police!
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What's going on out...?
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Oh, otis, it's you.
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You have to make
So much racket
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When you come in?
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Officer, arrest this man.
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What?
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He's trespassing
On my property.
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
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A citizen's property's
Got to be protected
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Against prowlers
And trespassers.
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That's the law.
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Otis, will you
Just pipe down
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And go to sleep in
That other cell?
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I just can't sleep
In a strange room.
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All right.
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Let's get some sleep
Around here.
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Come on, boy. Let's put
Your things in that other cell.
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Oh, now, just a minute!
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You mean to tell me
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That you intend
To accommodate this guy
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And give him any
Cell he wants?
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Well, he's an old customer.
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I suppose it's no more
Than right.
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Get that light, will ya?
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Oh, they'll never believe this
When I tell 'em.
265
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,000
Uh, never believe what?
266
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:10,203
I have never seen such a bunch
Of kooks in my whole life.
267
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,939
Yeah?
268
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,474
Well, they won't take money
When I offer it to them.
269
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,210
You treat a drunk
Like somebody important...
270
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,946
Oh, man, is this a laugh.
271
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,781
Yeah, well, you'll be laughing
272
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,783
Out of the other side
Of your mouth
273
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,753
When you go to answerin'
That charge of reckless drivin'.
274
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,087
You'll see about that.
275
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,093
Oh, otis.
276
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,363
Hey, give me a hand here.
277
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,310
All right, now, this is it!
278
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:53,781
I don't want no more disturbance
Out here, you understand?
279
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,116
It's lights out!
280
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:02,389
All right. Let's try
And get some sleep around here.
281
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:14,001
Barney. Barney!
282
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:22,275
Barney. Barney?
283
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:28,148
What is it, otis?
284
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:32,786
I can't get to sleep.
285
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,855
All right.
286
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,902
[ sniffs ]
287
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:52,539
[ humming
"Bringing in the sheaves" ]
288
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,985
[ snoring ]
289
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,195
[ church bells ringing ]
290
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,254
[ chuckles ]
291
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:44,858
Oh, that andy gump.
292
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,193
[ humming ]
293
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,194
Morning, barn.
294
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,328
Oh, morning, and.
295
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,596
Everything all right?
296
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,597
Yeah.
297
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,598
All set?
298
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,933
Yeah. All set.
299
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,601
Okay. Let's go,
Young fella.
300
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,069
What are you doing?
301
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,604
We're closing.
302
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:58,939
You're what?
303
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,073
We're closing.
304
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,474
We always close
On sunday.
305
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,944
You're closing the jail?
306
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,078
That's right.
307
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,479
Well, where are we going?
308
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,381
We're going home
To eat dinner.
309
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,150
Aunt bee's fixing
Sunday dinner.
310
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,419
And you always
Take the prisoners with you?
311
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,486
Mm-hmm.
312
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,222
You're taking him, too?
313
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,356
If he wants to go.
314
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,958
I doubt he slept enough.
315
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,360
Hey, otis? Otis.
316
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,063
Otis? Wake up. Wake up, otis.
317
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,998
We're going home
And eat dinner.
318
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,133
You want to come?
319
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,434
Oh, no thanks, andy.
320
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,437
I think I'll stay;
Get a little more shut-eye.
321
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,406
After a while, I want
To wash out a few things
322
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,975
And write some letters.
323
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,178
Andy: okay.
Suit yourself.
324
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,580
Come on.
325
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,315
Just a minute, sheriff.
326
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,450
Hmm?
327
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,218
I got a call
In to my father.
328
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,586
He'll try and reach me.
329
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,288
He won't be able
To find me.
330
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,656
Oh, that's right.
331
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,658
Otis will take a message,
Won't you, otis?
332
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:52,993
Yeah.
333
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,962
Be sure and take
Any other messages.
334
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,229
All right.
Okay.
335
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,466
And be sure
The lights are out.
336
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,700
Okay.
337
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,302
Okay, and-and lock up.
338
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,503
Yeah, yeah.
339
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,705
And be sure
All the windows are closed.
340
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,040
Okay, okay.
341
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,308
Okay.
Bye, otis.
Bye.
342
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,043
See you next
Saturday night.
343
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,311
Have a nice dinner.
344
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,313
We'll say hello
To aunt bee for you.
345
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,315
You do that, yes.
346
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,251
I thought they'd never leave.
347
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,193
Sure was good to eat,
Aunt bee.
348
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,460
Oh, was it ever.
349
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,662
Oh, it was good,
If I do say so myself.
350
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,064
Mm-hmm.
351
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,200
But you didn't have
To stuff yourselves.
352
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,102
Couldn't help it,
Couldn't help it.
353
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,269
Look at that.
354
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,506
Corporation's really
Growing, isn't it?
355
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,041
Ron, did you enjoy
356
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,209
Your dinner?
357
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,711
Oh, yes, ma'am. It was fine.
358
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:49,149
Well, I think I'll get
The ice cream freezer.
359
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,618
Andy: oh, yeah. We want
To make some ice cream.
360
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,153
Barney, give me a hand.
361
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,521
You can buy it
In the store.
362
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,323
What do you want
To make it for?
363
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,591
Didn't you ever eat
Any homemade ice cream?
364
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,626
No.
365
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,428
Well, you're in for a treat.
366
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,595
Yeah.
367
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,368
Paw?
368
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,569
Hmm?
369
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:10,703
You in a good mood?
370
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,572
Yeah. Why?
371
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,307
If I tell you somethin',
372
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,543
Would you promise
Not to get mad?
373
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,311
Well, that all depends.
374
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,579
What is it?
375
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,582
Well, it ain't hardly
Worth mentionin',
376
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,785
But I think
I better mention it.
377
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,589
You know that ol' window
On mrs. Purdy's back door?
378
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,191
Yeah.
379
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,426
Someone threw a ball,
And busted it.
380
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,328
Hmm.
381
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:38,631
Would you by any chance
Be that someone?
382
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,735
Are you mad, paw?
383
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,571
No. No, I'm not mad.
384
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,706
Promise you
Won't get mad.
385
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,076
You won't get
An allowance
386
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,244
Till that
Window's paid for,
387
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,446
Okay?
388
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,682
Okay, paw.
389
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,350
Make way for
The ice cream.
390
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,518
Oh, boy!
391
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,353
And strawberries
To go in it.
392
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,488
Come on, ope.
393
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,755
Give him a hand, ope.
394
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,057
Okay, barney.
395
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,426
Sheriff?
396
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,428
Huh?
397
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,663
Weren't you sort of rough
On the kid?
398
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:16,236
How's that?
399
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:20,773
Well... Why, why don't you
Bail the little fella out?
400
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,642
Bail him out?
401
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,811
Well, yeah.
It's just a window.
402
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,646
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
403
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,581
Yeah, yeah. I
Guess I could,
404
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,817
Uh, "Bail him out,"
Like you say,
405
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,520
But the only-only
Trouble with that
406
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,522
If, uh, if I
Was to do that,
407
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,524
Why, every time
He'd get in trouble,
408
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,859
He'd be expectin' me
To come to the rescue,
409
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,161
Don't you see?
410
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,130
Uh, this time it's
A broken window.
411
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,864
Later on, it'd be
Something bigger
412
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,134
And then something
Bigger'n that...
413
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,835
Now, he's got...
He's got to learn
414
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,803
To stand on his
Own two legs now.
415
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:54,274
Oh, I got to keep
That young 'un straight.
416
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,610
Oh, excuse me. I got
To help with the ice cream.
417
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,179
How's it
Going there?
418
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,280
Oh, great.
419
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,614
Opie's doing
A great job.
420
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,117
Good. When you going
To put them strawberries in?
421
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,253
Not till just
Toward the last.
422
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:09,489
Barney: did you ever hear
The one about...?
423
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,131
Andy?
424
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,266
What's up, barney?
425
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,268
I believe the boy's
Daddy's arrived.
426
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,535
Oh?
427
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,138
Yeah. A big, black limousine
Just pulled up--
428
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,140
One of them big jobs. Yeah.
429
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,213
Sheriff taylor?
430
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:35,882
Arthur harrington.
431
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,517
I'm j.J. Bailey's attorney.
432
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,918
Oh, well, glad to see you.
433
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,753
Hi, mr. Harrington.
434
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,423
Oh, ron...
Are you all right, my boy?
435
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,891
I'm fine.
436
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,827
Good. We'll have you out of here
In a matter of seconds.
437
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,898
Sheriff, I want
To compliment you
438
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:55,168
For being so conscientious
In upholding the law.
439
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,503
Oh, well, thank you.
440
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,338
The boy made a
Little mistake.
441
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,906
You taught him
His lesson
442
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,209
And I'm sure we can
Let it go at that.
443
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,377
Sheriff, you can release him.
444
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,779
I'll assume full responsibility.
445
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,716
Oh, well, that-that's fine,
Mr. Harrington,
446
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,818
But, uh, being a expert lawyer
447
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,222
You-you understand
I can't just let the boy go.
448
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,957
I mean, there's-there's
Legalities and paperwork
449
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,492
And stuff like that.
450
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,693
Why, of course.
451
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,463
We don't mind waiting, sheriff.
452
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,265
How long do you
Think it'll take?
453
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,666
'bout two days.
454
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:30,337
That's when judge parker
Will be here for the trial.
455
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,904
I see.
456
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,373
And you don't think
457
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,742
That you could possibly
See your way to...?
458
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:39,746
Oh, no, no, no.
I couldn't do that. No. Uh-uh.
459
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,216
Well...
460
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,785
I was hoping we could do this
The easy way.
461
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,488
However...
462
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,657
Would you come in, please?
463
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,272
[ door closes ]
464
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:08,241
I want to ask you a few
Questions, mr. Dilbeck.
465
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:11,010
Wouldn't you say that
That old truck of yours
466
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,412
Is a traffic hazard?
467
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,813
And isn't it true
468
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,483
That you were driving
On the wrong side of the road
469
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,952
And that the bailey
Boy did not hit you?
470
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,854
In fact, you
Sideswiped his car.
471
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,257
Therefore, it was
Your fault and not his.
472
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,326
Isn't that true, mr. Dilbeck?
473
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,964
What do you say, fletch?
474
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,967
Go on. Tell him it's true.
475
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,743
Well, sheriff,
What do you say to that?
476
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:49,416
Well, I'll say I hope
Fletch enjoys his new truck,
477
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,051
'cause I got a feelin'
He's gonna be a-drivin' one.
478
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:56,423
All right, mr. Harrington,
You win.
479
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,394
Now, just a second,
Mr. Harrington.
480
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,062
That's not the way it happened.
481
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,531
Huh?
482
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,399
The accident was my fault.
483
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,000
Now, ron,
You leave this to me.
484
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,969
No, I'd rather not
Leave it to you.
485
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,439
Look, boy, I'm trying to help.
486
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,907
I know that, mr. Harrington,
But the fact is...
487
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,009
What are you trying to say?
488
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:21,314
Well, it-it's very difficult
To put into words.
489
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:24,651
It's just that it didn't happen
The way you say.
490
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,886
Your father
Will never understand this.
491
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,588
What can I possibly tell him?
492
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,491
Uh... Why don't
You tell mr. Bailey
493
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,693
That the boy
Busted a window
494
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,763
And wants to stand
On his own two legs?
495
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,811
You know, andy, these young
Fellas, they really get me.
496
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:55,682
Huh?
Oh, the way they worship
The almighty dollar.
497
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,949
Some of them do that,
All right.
498
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,787
Yeah, they think that big wad
Of dough can get them anything.
499
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:04,657
But, you know,
I got a saying --
500
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,726
Money isn't everything.
501
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,027
That's your saying?
502
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,362
Yeah.
503
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:10,763
Tell you one thing.
504
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:13,065
That big wad of dough
Sure helps the fellas out
505
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:14,501
With them girls, don't it?
506
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:17,504
Now there's
Where you're wrong.
507
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,472
I can pick that
Phone up right now,
508
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,408
Call juanita down
At the diner for a date,
509
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,743
Tell her right off I wasn't
Going to spend a nickel on her.
510
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:24,811
It wouldn't matter.
511
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,415
Hmm, let's see
You do it.
512
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:32,752
Huh?
Call juanita.
513
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,921
All right, I will --
Hold that.
514
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:35,922
Okay.
515
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,890
[ clears throat ]
516
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:41,394
Hello, sarah?
Get me 242.
517
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,730
It's all a matter
Of technique, andy.
518
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:44,797
It's not money.
519
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,999
It's being smooth,
Ain't it?
520
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,704
Juanita? Barn.
521
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,440
[ laughs ]
522
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:54,807
How are you?
523
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,509
Uh...
524
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,110
Uh, yeah, go ahead.
525
00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:01,581
Somebody spilled
Some soup on the counter.
526
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,849
She's wiping it up.
527
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,919
Juanita?
528
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:10,089
Barn again.
Hi, there.
529
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:15,728
Listen, I was just wondering
What you're doing tonight.
530
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:18,631
Well, I don't know,
I thought I'd drop by.
531
00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:21,668
Oh, we could sit around
For a while,
532
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:25,071
Then we would go for
A ride in the squad car.
533
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,440
Might even let you play
With the sir-een.
534
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:30,009
[ laughs ]
535
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,945
Then we'd come back
And sit around some more,
536
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:36,449
Maybe play a little
Two-handed post office.
537
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:42,221
But the point is it'll just be
You and me, all alone.
538
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,824
Hello? Hello?
539
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:47,894
Juanita?
540
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,862
[ clears throat ]
541
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,231
How do you like that?
We got cut off.
542
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,534
Let's call her back
Right now.
543
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:58,805
Sarah? Sarah?
Get me 242 again.
544
00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,907
We were just cut off.
545
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,909
Oh-- juanita?
546
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,778
This is andy taylor
Over at the sheriff's office.
547
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:10,750
Barney was just calling you
About getting on a dat-- hello?
548
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,785
Hello?
549
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:19,959
You're right.
550
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:21,894
Money ain't everything.
551
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:25,164
It just is
To juanita.
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