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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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Yeah, boy.
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They were really bitin'
Out there today.
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Good. Best I've
Seen them this year.
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You get back now as quick
As you can, you hear?
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Andy, there is a good chance
I'll be able to get down
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Sometime again next month.
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Is it okay if I bring a couple
Of cronies from my club along?
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Oh, by all means.
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Bring anybody you want to.
Glad to have 'em.
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Wonderful. You know
What I'd like to do?
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I'd like to repay some
Of this mayberry hospitality.
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You get up to
State capital very often?
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Every now and then.
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I'd like to put you up
For membership in our club--
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The esquire club.
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Well, now, the esquire club.
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How about that?
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Yeah.
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'course, now, whenever
I do go up to the capital
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I generally bring
My deputy barney fife along.
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Well, fine, bring him along.
I've never met him
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But if he's your deputy,
That's good enough for us.
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You're free thursday night?
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Thursday... Thursday...
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Yeah. Yeah, we're free thursday.
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Plan on coming up for dinner,
Say around 8:00.
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You and barney can meet
The membership committee
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And y'all kinda get acquainted.
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Well, that's neighborly.
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That's fine. We'll do that.
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We'll count on it, andy.
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Okay, roger. We'll see ya.
Drive careful now.
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Okay.
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Barn?
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[ snoring ]
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Hi, andy.
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Oh, hi, barn.
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How was the fishin'?
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Fine, fine, fine.
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How's everything
Around here?
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Busy, busy, busy.
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Busy doing what?
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Oh, different things.
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Well, what?
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Oh, the phone, the mail,
Filing, cleaning up...
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The phone...
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Taking out the trash.
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Seems like that trash
Gets heavier every week.
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Some people comin' in and out.
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What people?
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Oh, first one and then another.
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You, uh...
You didn't get a chance
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To fix that stop sign
Down on elm street.
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No, no, I didn't get
A chance to do that.
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I was so busy.
I'll do that right now.
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Did you forget
Something, barn?
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No, no.
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Barney?
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Lookin' for these?
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Oh, you're a clown, you are.
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Why don't you put a
Red light on your nose
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And go in the circus?
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Oh, barney, I don't care
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If you take a nap
Once in a while.
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I was just pickin' at ya.
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You're a regular
Felix the cat, you are.
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I'll tell you one thing--
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I hope you got a better
Sense of humor thursday night.
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We got a little invitation
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To come and visit
The esquire club.
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What was that you said
About the esquire club
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Thursday night?
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Yeah. This fella
I go fishin' with--
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Roger courtney--
He belongs
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And he invited us
To come up there.
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The esquire club?
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That's right.
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You're kidding.
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No.
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The...
The esquire club?
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The esquire club?
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Well, andy, that's-that's one
Of the fanciest clubs around.
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They want us to be there
Thursday night at 8:00.
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You think you can make it?
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Oh, andy.
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This could be the beginning
Of a whole new life for us--
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Social contacts...
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And think
Of the business contacts.
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Well, considering
The line of work we're in
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I don't know how many folks
Would wanna do business with us.
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You know what
I mean-- contacts.
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That's a big thing
In clubs-- contacts.
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Well, I got to go out
And do a little patrolling.
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I can hardly wait
Till thursday night.
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Yeah. It'll be fun.
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The esquire club.
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That's really
A highfalutin club!
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Yeah, I guess so.
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You comin'?
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Uh, well, uh...
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I think I'll drop
In the barber shop.
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I want to check up
On something.
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Check up on what?
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Uh, it'll only take a minute.
Come on.
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All right.
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Yeah. He moved
To kansas city.
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Hi, fellas.
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Hi, boys.
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Floyd, jud, how are ya?
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Fine, fine.
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Floyd, I just, uh...
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I just dropped in
To check up on something.
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Yeah?
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Our lodge meeting --
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Is it on thursday night
Or friday night?
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Huh?
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You know we've been
Meeting on friday nights
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For the last six years.
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Well, I just wanted
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To make sure it
Wasn't changed.
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I wanted to make sure
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It didn't conflict with
My other club meeting.
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You see, my other club
Meeting's on thursday night.
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Good. How was
The fishin', andy?
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Fine, floyd. Fine, fine.
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My other club's up
At the state capital.
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Floyd:
What'd you catch?
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Mess of trout;
Couple of catfish.
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This other club of
Mine's right up there
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At the ol' state capital.
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Up at the state capital?
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That's right.
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They got a barbershop up there
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That's a five-chair.
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Maybe someday
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I might go into business
Up there myself.
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Well, now, what's wrong
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With my wanting a shop
Up at the state capital?
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There's nothing wrong
With a little ambition.
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I could start out
With a two-chair.
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Floyd, ask barney
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The name of this club
Before he has a spell.
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If he'd have wanted
Me to know the name
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Of this club,
He'd have told me.
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I ain't one to pry.
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You ain't one to pry?
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You're always asking me
When I'm gonna get married
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And how much I send
My mother every month.
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Well, I've stopped being nosy.
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I've reformed.
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Well, couldn't you
Be nosy just once more
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Before you reform?
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All right.
What's the name of the club?
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The esquire club.
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Hmm. Esquire club.
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Oh, I've heard of that.
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Me, too. Pretty ritzy.
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We're joining up,
Andy and me.
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You, too, andy?
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How'd you swing it?
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This fella,
Roger courtney--
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He comes down
And we fish together
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And he lives up there
At the capital
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And he asked us
To come up there to see him.
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Roger courtney.
He belongs?
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Yeah. Rog is one of us.
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Oh, he's class. He's real...
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Oh, I tell you.
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You know,
He came in for a haircut.
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You know what?
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What?
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He asked me
To give him a haircut
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That didn't look like a haircut.
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Imagine getting a haircut
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And didn't want anybody else
To know about it.
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That's the kind
Of members we got.
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Oh, he's real class.
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Well, I guess
I'll go on down
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To the
Filling station
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And tell everybody
About it.
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Tell everybody
About what?
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About you and andy
Going up to the state capital
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And joinin' up
In this here club.
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You don't mind, do you?
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Oh, no, no. No.
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I mean, not if it comes up
In conversation.
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I don't know what
All the to-do's about.
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A club's a club.
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That's the esquire club.
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Yeah. I'll remember.
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Bye, jud.
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I'll see ya, jud.
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Well, I'd better
Be moseyin' along myself.
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Oh, but, andy...
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Huh?
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If you and barney are going
Up to state capital
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Who's gonna be
Mindin' the jailhouse?
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Oh, I expect
It'll just be otis
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Comin' by with a snootful.
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Here. I'll leave
A note on the door
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And tell him
You got the key.
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Oh, all right.
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I'll see ya,
Fella esquirian.
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Barney, uh, before
You start taking out
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An ad in the paper
About us being members
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We ain't
Officially in yet.
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We're just going
Up there to look around
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And meet the
Membership committee.
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Oh, andy, that's just
A formality-- routine.
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Well, it could be they might
Look us over and not want us.
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Now you're being
Downright silly.
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Well...
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I'll see ya, floyd.
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Floyd: bye, andy.
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Well, barn, boy
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You're really
Gettin' up
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In the world,
Aren't ya?
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Seems to me
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You're doing...
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What's the matter?
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You know, what he said
May not be so silly at that.
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Well, what do you mean?
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About them
Maybe not wanting us.
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Oh, you got nothin'
To worry about.
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Oh, no. It ain't me
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I'm worried about.
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It's andy.
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Andy?
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Yeah. Andy could use
A little polishin'
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And I guess
It's gonna be up to me
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To go to work on him.
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You want me
To talk about what?
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Andy, we got to make
An impression
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At the esquire club.
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We got to talk
About big, important things.
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Got to talk about our stocks
And our bonds and stuff.
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We ain't got any
Stocks and bonds.
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In fact, we ain't
Even got any stuff.
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We know we ain't got
Any stocks and bonds
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But there ain't no reason
For them to know it.
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But pretending we have--
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Ain't that kinda
Like lying?
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Well, all we got to do
Is just to say something
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Like, "Well, I see u.S.
Steel went up three points"
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And look happy about it
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And they'll
Think we got it
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But that ain't lying.
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Well, no, maybe not,
But I want you to know
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You can't get
Much closer to it.
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Andy, I know
What these fellas
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Are gonna expect
Out of us.
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Barney, don't you think
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We'd be better off
Being ourselves
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And forget
About puttin' on?
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No. Now, look, andy,
It ain't gonna hurt
260
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,119
To try to make
An impression--
261
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,087
You know, to put
Our best foot forward
262
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:58,091
Because, don't forget now,
This is a number one club.
263
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,861
It's a... It's
An important club.
264
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,730
Yeah, well, I guess so.
265
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,031
Just think, andy.
266
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,734
Today, a couple
Of unknown boys
267
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,402
In a small-town
Sheriff's office...
268
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,940
Tomorrow night, members
Of the esquire club.
269
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,042
We ain't in it.
270
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,944
We will be. We will be.
271
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,312
Well, what makes you
So sure?
272
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,381
'cause we're
The esquire types.
273
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,427
Andy, your coat is ready.
274
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,229
Got it all pressed.
275
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,165
Andy:
Be right down, aunt bee.
276
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,399
You do your homework?
277
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,001
Yes, ma'am.
All done.
278
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,770
Not bad, I think, now.
279
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,172
Okay.
You sure do look
Handsome, paw.
280
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,439
Why, thank you, son.
281
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,408
There gonna be
Any girls there?
282
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,877
No, just fellas.
283
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,845
Then what's all
The fuss about?
284
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,847
You know, that's something
I've been asking myself
285
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,816
Ever since this
Whole thing come up.
286
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,885
Now, andy, bonnie tells me
It's pretty important
287
00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,020
Joining this club,
And besides, it doesn't hurt you
288
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,488
To get dressed up
Once in a while.
289
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,390
Now, remember, aunt bee,
We're not going up there
290
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,992
To necessarily join.
291
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,526
We're just going up
To visit.
292
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,929
[ buzzer ]
293
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,870
Well, barney, come on in,
Come on in.
294
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,772
Wow!
295
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,808
Isn't somebody gonna
Say something?
296
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,176
I think "Wow"
Does it for us all.
297
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,412
I don't hardly
Know you, barney.
298
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,848
Yeah, you look good enough to
Take to the fireworks display.
299
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,449
[ laughter ]
300
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,785
They done had me thinking I was
Handsome before you come in.
301
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,921
Oh, well,
We're different types.
302
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,089
I guess we better
Get going, huh?
303
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,324
I guess, well...
304
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,892
Bye, paw,
Have a good time.
305
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,327
Bye, andy.
Now, wait!
306
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,462
Step out with your right foot
So it'll all go well.
307
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,297
Oh, all right.
Ready? Here we go.
308
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,966
Whoa!
309
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,205
Hi.
310
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,274
You hooked.
311
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,542
[ laughing ]
312
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,811
No, I don't care
For anything.
313
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,813
Fellas,
How about a drink?
314
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,115
I will have a drink out of
His bottle, please--
315
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,417
His private stock.
316
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,793
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, okay.
317
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,832
Well, andy, it's
Good to see you.
318
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,267
Hiya, roger.
Glad to see ya.
319
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,602
I'd like you to meet
My deputy barney fife.
320
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,304
Barney, it's nice
To meet you.
321
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,338
Please, come in.
322
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,540
It's a nice place
You got here, rog.
323
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,909
Well, thank you.
324
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:32,412
Oh, I'd like you to meet
Some of our members.
325
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,546
Uh, john danby
326
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,148
And george bronson
327
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,017
This is barney fife
And andy taylor.
328
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,151
Howdy.
329
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,619
How are you?
Hello, andy.
330
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,154
Glad to see you, sir.
331
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,322
Well, roger tells me
332
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,991
You gentlemen are
From mayberry.
333
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,859
That's right-- mayberry.
334
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:46,894
That's right.
335
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,998
Well, I see u.S. Steel
336
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,466
Went up two
And a half today.
337
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,568
Of course,
Consolidated industries
338
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,270
Took a slight dip--
Off an eighth.
339
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,239
That's very interesting.
340
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,108
Barney: yes, it is,
Isn't it?
341
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,510
[ chuckling ]
342
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,545
Well, if you'll excuse us
343
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,248
I'd like them to meet
Some other members.
344
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,117
Yeah. That's what
We're here for--
345
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,518
To have a
Little look-see.
346
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,320
Good day,
Gentlemen.
347
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,655
Fellas, I hate to
Break up this golf lesson
348
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,391
But I'd like you to meet
Some friends of mine.
349
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,527
Barney fife, this
Is cliff britain
350
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,129
Tom wilson
Hello, tom.
351
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,530
And jim baker.
Hi, barney.
352
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,132
This is
Andy taylor.
353
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,399
Cliff britain
354
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,001
Tom wilson
Mr. Wilson
355
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,136
And jim baker.
356
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,537
Mr. Baker,
How are ya?
357
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,671
Oh, golf, huh?
358
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,006
Yeah.
359
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,407
Well, what do
You shoot, tom?
360
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,575
Oh, low 80s.
361
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,210
Oh, that's not too bad.
362
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,311
How 'bout you, jim?
363
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,312
95, 96.
364
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,548
And he's teachin' you
How to play?
365
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,084
Why you oughta be
Takin' lessons from him.
366
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,086
Then you'd be shootin'
Up in the 90s
367
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,454
Maybe even hit 100.
368
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,925
Yeah.
369
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,462
Well, look, before dinner
370
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,498
I'd like to show you fellas
The club trophy room.
371
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,301
Yeah. Next to huntin'
There's nothin' I like better
372
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,436
Than a good game of golf
Out on the links.
373
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,729
This is good, roger.
What is this?
374
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,731
Uh, it's baked alaska.
375
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,666
I don't believe
I've ever heard of it.
376
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,303
Uh, sure you have, andy.
Uh, you just forgot.
377
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,105
Uh, th-that's baked alaska.
378
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,306
It's that new dessert
379
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,274
That come out
Since it become a state.
380
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,316
Well, this certainly is
An experience for us
381
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,218
To come up here
And visit like this.
382
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,552
Good supper.
383
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,087
Glad to have you.
384
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,722
Thank you
For having us.
385
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,157
Good-bye, andy.
386
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,059
Yes, sirree, and now
That we know
387
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,194
Where you are, why,
We won't be strangers.
388
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,432
Well, I'll just
See you fellas to the door.
389
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,766
Okay.
390
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,069
Thank you again.
We enjoyed it.
391
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,609
Sounds like you
And barney had yourself
392
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,111
A high old time.
393
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,213
Oh, it was nice.
Beautiful place.
394
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,714
Well, are you going
To join?
395
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,283
I don't know.
396
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,152
I don't care one way
Or the other.
397
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,419
Barney, he's the one.
398
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,288
He's about to have
A fit to get in.
399
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,757
Pa, did you have to give
Some kind of password
400
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,725
Or secret sign to
Get into the club?
401
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,262
No, no. They just
Opened the door,
402
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,463
And we walked in.
403
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,565
When you join up,
Are you gonna get
404
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,068
A sweater and cap
With "Esquire" on it?
405
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,602
I don't think so.
406
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:43,803
Hmm.
407
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,039
Don't sound like
Much of a club to me.
408
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,045
Did you get the call yet?
Did they call?
409
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,513
For heaven sakes,
You come in
410
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,215
Like you're raidin'
The place.
411
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,217
Did they call?
Are we members?
412
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,619
Just relax, barney.
This is just another club.
413
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,488
You're makin' too much
Out of this.
414
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,091
Too much?!
This is the esquire club.
415
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,758
Oh, I'm sorry.
Good mornin', aunt bee.
416
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,294
The way I figure it
417
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,761
They voted
Right after we left.
418
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,363
Now, why ain't they called?
419
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,831
Barney, these
Things take time.
420
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,666
Now, the best thing
Is to forget it
421
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,435
And wait till
You hear from them.
422
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,504
Yeah. That's right.
Andy, the best thing
423
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,806
Is forget it and wait
Till we hear from them.
424
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,641
Relax. Think about
Somethin' else.
425
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,776
That's right.
Think about somethin' else.
426
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,512
After all,
It won't be a tragedy
427
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,114
If we don't get in,
Will it?
428
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,348
Don't get in?!
429
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,217
What are you talkin' about?
430
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,186
[ phone rings ]
431
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,155
We'll let it ring one more time.
432
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,290
That way, it won't look like
We're so anxious.
433
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,597
Sarah?
434
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,733
Did you have a call
Through to this number?
435
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,202
Well, put it through,
For heaven sakes.
436
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,537
[ clears throat ]
437
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,540
Hello?
438
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,343
Hello, miss simms.
439
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,279
It's for you, aunt bee.
440
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,617
Hello, marie.
441
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,519
Yes.
442
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,255
Yes?
443
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,589
You don't say.
444
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,458
At a time like this...
445
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,360
Miss simms-- the biggest
Blabbermouth in town.
446
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,627
Relax, barney.
447
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,429
Remember, we're
Supposed to relax.
448
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,531
She could keep this line
Tied up for hours.
449
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,768
You want to tell her
You'll call her back, aunt bee.
450
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,903
Oh, marie,
May I call you back?
451
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,605
I, uh...
452
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,641
I've got some cherry
Popovers in the oven.
453
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,644
Oh, sure, they turn out
Nice and fluffy.
454
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,914
Well, th-the secret
Is in the batter, marie.
455
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,250
Sure, I'll give
It to you.
456
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,785
You take a pound
Of cherries...
457
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,787
[ humming ]
458
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,390
I'll give you the recipe
When I call you back, marie.
459
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,724
Bye.
460
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,927
Let me see if opie's
Gone off to school.
461
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,297
Hello, sarah?
This is barney fife.
462
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,265
Will you keep
The line open here?
463
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,535
I'm expecting an important call
From the state capital.
464
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,737
Well, it's kind of official.
465
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,272
Right.
466
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,673
Barney, ain't
You forgettin'
467
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,542
The school crossin'
This mornin'?
468
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:03,943
[ frustrated groan ]
469
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,944
Of all mornings!
470
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,613
You cover the
School crossin'.
471
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,648
I'll let you know
When I hear anything.
472
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,350
I keep tellin' you
473
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,352
We oughta have a telephone
In that squad car.
474
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,787
When are we gonna get
Modern around here?
475
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,494
Well, andy...
Hi, andy.
476
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,630
Well, roger, mr. Wilson.
477
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,732
Hey, this is a surprise.
478
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,634
We're just driving
Up to tom's place
479
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,868
And thought
We'd drop by.
480
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,471
Uh-huh. Well,
I'm glad you did.
481
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,473
Yeah.
Uh...
482
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,641
Andy, about last night.
483
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,209
Oh, andy,
I want you to know
484
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,844
The boys
All enjoyed meeting you.
485
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,379
They enjoyed
Talking to you.
486
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,880
Yes, and you
Were accepted 100%.
487
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:41,881
It was unanimous.
488
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,650
Andy, it's gonna
Be wonderful
489
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,851
To have you
One of us.
490
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,753
Uh, wh-what about barney?
491
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,688
Well...
492
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,992
You didn't like him.
493
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,727
Well, it's just...
494
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,530
Andy, we-we kind of felt
That he wouldn't fit in.
495
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,798
Wilson:
Well, I guess he's
496
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,000
A nice enough fella,
Andy, and I'm sure
497
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,635
He's a very
Competent deputy...
498
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:03,770
Well, look, andy
499
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,638
I got a lot of fellas
Workin' for me
500
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,674
And we don't belong
To the same clubs.
501
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,578
Well, I guess you could
Have a fella workin' for ya
502
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,746
And not belong
To the same clubs
503
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,582
But, uh, you see
504
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,251
With, uh, with barney and me,
It's-it's different.
505
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:21,020
Uh, he don't just work for me--
We're pretty close friends.
506
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,555
Well, andy, like I said
507
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,824
I'm sure he's
A nice enough fella...
508
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:29,396
Yeah. Well, he was just
Pressin' too much last night.
509
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,699
He tried so hard
To put his best foot forward
510
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,268
He tripped over it
And fell down.
511
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,870
I'm not... I'm not
Makin' excuses for him
512
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,541
And y'all sure got a right
To-to pick who you want
513
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,811
But, uh, well, uh,
Don't, uh, don't get me wrong
514
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:48,748
But, uh, I'm-I'm not sure
That barney or me, either one
515
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,950
Would fit in
At your, uh, club.
516
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,886
I mean, you got your interests
And everything
517
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,722
And-and we've got ours, and...
518
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,458
Well, let's, uh, let's just
Leave it this way--
519
00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,792
It was nice of you
520
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,794
To invite us to
Come up there and visit
521
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,397
And, well, we're obliged
To you for that. I am.
522
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,366
It's great of you
To take it this way.
523
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,967
I'm sorry you
Won't be joining us.
524
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,836
Well, now, listen,
No hard feelings
525
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,472
And just because
We won't belong to the same club
526
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,806
Why, there's no reason
527
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,842
Why we can't fish
At the same fishin' hole.
528
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,444
I'm glad to hear that, andy.
529
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,945
You come on back,
Now, anytime.
530
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,448
Thank you very much,
And we'll be seein' you.
531
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,849
Okay. Have a good trip.
532
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,017
Thank you.
Yeah.
533
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,609
That was them.
That was rog's car.
534
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,110
We're so important,
535
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,546
They had to come here
In person and tell us.
536
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,883
Boy, if this ain't the biggest
Day that ever happened...
537
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,918
Wh-what's the
Matter, andy?
538
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,521
Why are you lookin' like that?
539
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,423
We're in, ain't we?
540
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,394
Well...No.
541
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:13,666
Fact is, they was about
To accept one of us.
542
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,768
One of us?
543
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,637
Uh-huh.
544
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,473
You must be kiddin'.
545
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,576
I'd like to punch 'em all
Right in the nose.
546
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,111
There ain't no use to get upset.
547
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,146
They got a right
To pick who they want.
548
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,481
Of all the nerve.
549
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,582
Of all the nerve!
550
00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:30,917
Boy, this really steams me.
551
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:32,118
Take it easy.
552
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,653
Take it easy, nothin'.
553
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,622
What are they, a bunch
Of snobs or somethin'?
554
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,023
Now, barney...
555
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,125
Imagine that.
Imagine that...
556
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:42,094
Turnin' down
A nice guy like you.
557
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,464
Huh?
558
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,533
Who do they think
They are, anyway?
559
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:47,900
Well, they couldn't find
560
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,002
A nicer guy than you
In the whole world
561
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,571
To be in their old club.
562
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:52,772
Well, I'll show 'em.
563
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,040
What are you doin'?
564
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,675
I'll tell ya what I'm doin'.
565
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,144
If you ain't good enough
For 'em, neither am I.
566
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,447
I'm sendin' in
My resignation.
567
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,793
Hey, barney, guess what?
What?
568
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,628
I just went fishing with another
One of them club fellas,
569
00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:17,430
And he wants us
To join his club.
570
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,765
He does?
Yeah.
571
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,066
I knew it.
572
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,768
I knew the minute
The word got around
573
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,503
That we didn't go
In the esquire club,
574
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,071
Another outfit would
Want to snap us up.
575
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,806
What club is it?
The tomahawks.
576
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,208
The tomahawks. Don't believe
I ever heard of the...
577
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,910
Are you trying
To pull my leg?
578
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,745
Shh! Here comes
The president now.
579
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:40,052
Did you talk to him, paw?
580
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,187
Yep.
581
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,889
Does he want to join?
582
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,592
It'd be an honor, ope.
583
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,937
Raise your tomahawk
In your right hand.
584
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,039
Face the rising sun.
585
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,509
And repeat after me.
586
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,611
As a tomahawk,
I solemnly swear
587
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,879
To be fair and square
At all times.
588
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,615
As a tomahawk,
As a tomahawk,
589
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,517
I solemnly swear
I solemnly swear
590
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,585
To be fair and square
To be fair and square
591
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,487
At all times.
At all times.
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