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Yeah, so sloth's
climbing up Wall Three,
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one of our most popular climbs.
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When did he start his
ascent, last week?
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Over here.
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Up there.
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We had a kid's birthday
party yesterday.
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I think the petting zoo guy
must have forgotten him.
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Oh, did they use Heavy
Petters? We get a lot of calls.
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Real sloppy with
their head count.
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Oh, little dude's on the move.
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[dings bell]
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He's getting cocky.
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Shred, strap me in.
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Frank, let me flag
this one more time.
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Are you sure you don't
want me to climb?
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Shred, look at him.
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I'm just worried about
you overdosing on cuteness
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and losing all your
faculties. I got this.
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Hurry, Frank! I think
he's losing his grip!
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Mmhmm. The yelling helps.
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Oh, [grunts] yeah.
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Hi, buddy. I'm Frank. It's ok.
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Yeah, come on over
here nice and easy.
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Oh, alright. Well, um...
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He likes the clip, Frank.
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Oh, look. It's shiny.
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Ok, ok.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Ahhhhh!!!!!
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[thud]
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Are you ok?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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The phone and keys
broke my fall.
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[squawks]
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[upbeat theme music]
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♪
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What are you giggling at?
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Teresa.
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She sent me a video of her
getting knocked over by a wave.
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She's very self-deprecating.
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Who's Teresa?
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One of the women
I'm texting with.
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One of the women?
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Yeah. I joined a couple
of those dating apps
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and maybe it's 'cause
I posted a picture
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of me with a baby giraffe
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but I'm getting a
lot of messages.
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I feel like it was just a week
ago you were so heartbroken
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over Emily you couldn't finish
your French toast sticks.
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I'm done wallowing,
Frank. I'm done with it.
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Man was not put on
this earth to wallow.
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Hey, if you had a dazzling
text rapport with someone
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would you be willing to
travel to Bainbridge Island?
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It's a long way away,
I have to take a ferry,
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but I think it
makes a statement.
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Well, it's a big
opportunity for her to meet
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the most exhausting
person on the planet.
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[Emily] Precinct
22 adoption update:
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We just found a
home for the goat,
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so that makes 68
pets this quarter.
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Our kennels are
officially empty.
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Alright.
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[Emily] Congratulations.
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How many did Templeton's
broke ass precinct have?
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As of this morning, 75.
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Wait, so we don't have a
chance at the ping pong table?
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There's only two days left.
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Why did you present
this as a win?
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Ok, well we're second
in all of Seattle
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so we're going to
get the pizza lunch.
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But I don't want
the pizza lunch.
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I want the table.
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Alright, well it's
not about winning,
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it's about the
animals' well-being.
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Oh, you think the animals
want Templeton to win?
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No, they want justice,
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and justice is me
winning that table.
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I mean us, the collective me.
I just wanna play ping pong!
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Ok, bye, Frank.
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[Operator] Thank
you for contacting.
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US Citizenship and
Immigration Services.
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Your call will be answered
by the next available agent.
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Yes, I know, because
you've told me 700 times.
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[humming]
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Don't.
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- Gotcha.
- Don't you dare.
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- I don't like this part.
- Stop.
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Is that a French horn?
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[Dispatch] All units:
Police requesting back-up
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at 146 Broadway.
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It's a French horn.
Truck 8 responding.
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[Operator] Thank
you for contacting
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US Citizenship and
Immigration Services.
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This is torture! I
just need a green card!
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Why are you making
this so difficult?
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[humming]
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Don't.
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Hey, officers Flea and Tick.
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[chuckles] Oh my god,
you are so funny.
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Those improv classes are
really paying off, Jimmy.
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What've we got?
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Hoarder died alone.
A lot of toasters.
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A lot of cats.
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How many cats?
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I don't know, man. Like 400?
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They wouldn't stay
still for a head count.
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They're all gonna need homes.
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You know what else needs a
home? That ping pong table.
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Up top, Shred.
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Yep.
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Alright, let's go, guys.
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[meowing]
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Hi.
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Ewww, this place freaks me out.
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Yeah, I don't wanna toot my
own horn but this is exactly
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what I thought a hoarder's
house would smell like.
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Classic Frank boast.
No way to verify it.
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Just breathe in.
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[yelps]
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Don't do that!
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Sorry.
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Who keeps a headless
mannequin in a hallway, dude?
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What?
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There are dozens of jars
of urine in the other room
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and this gives you pause?
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Guys, remember that
hoarding is a disease
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according to this
pamphlet I found
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in a pile of pamphlets
about hoarding.
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[yelps]
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[Patel laughs]
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That is not cool!
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Dude.
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What? Just 'cause an old
lady died here doesn't mean
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we can't have a little fun.
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Can anyone else hear that music?
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I can't tell whether it's real
or whether it's in my head.
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I totally hear it.
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'Cause it's music playing, guys.
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- Hello?
- [cats meowing]
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Is anybody home?
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[laughs]
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[keyboard music playing]
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Well, I hope you
guys feel silly.
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[meows]
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What is it?! Is it undead?
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Away demon! Off! Get it off!
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I think we just added
to the urine smell.
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Get it off!
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Too bad she didn't
hoard cleaning products.
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Sure, it's got a bit of
deferred maintenance,
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every surface is sticky,
but it's got good bones.
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A savvy investor could come
in here and make a killing.
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Look at this. [Knocks]
That's original red oak.
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Right.
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Is that a working fireplace?
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Ooh, I just got confirmation
from Bainbridge Island.
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I'm now fully
booked for the week.
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You gotta get on one
of these apps, Frank.
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Dating apps are for losers.
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I get heaps of action
from those apps.
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Dating apps are for
losers and illegal aliens.
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Oh, burn.
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Let's get these cats out of here
and go win a ping pong table.
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[Patel] Yeah, working!
Maybe I should invest.
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I think you're
changing the subject.
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The subject was and
always will be ping pong.
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You changed it.
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Yeah, but I've known
you a year and a half,
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you've never been
in a relationship,
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I just think it's weird.
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Look, I got ghosted by
the same woman twice.
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And my dentist, also a woman,
she keeps rescheduling,
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so I'm just gonna
take the spring off.
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Frank, you're not
getting any younger.
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And don't you wanna meet a
nice lady who can help you
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get on and off the toilet?
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Yeah, you know, one more comment
like that and I'm calling ICE.
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I'm just saying you
have to be careful,
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because this situation
could be you.
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Lonely, tall man, dies
surrounded by his cats.
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Ok.
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I think it might
already be too late.
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[meowing]
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My legs are so well-defined they
think it's a scratching post.
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Sure.
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Alright everybody, listen up.
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We have been given a
gift with these cats.
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A screeching, clawing
gift from the gods.
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What is going on
with these phones?
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Immigration.
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That is a French horn, right?
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What's your excuse?
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Bainbridge Island fell out
and I have to fill her slot.
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Let me rephrase that.
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Frank, is now a good
time to speak to you
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about an investment opportunity?
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No.
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Because I am on Zillow right
now, excellent school district,
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it practically sells
itself to a young family,
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not to mention a peekaboo
view of the Space Needle.
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I wouldn't even go in on
a bag of M&M's with you,
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let alone a hoarder's
house. We need to focus.
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There is a ping
pong table at stake.
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Sure, I could just buy one,
but it's not about that.
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It's about beating Templeton.
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We have until end
of business Friday
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to get this product
out the door.
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Ok, Frank, just a reminder
they're neglected cats,
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not product, and it's, you
know, less about speed,
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more about finding them
good, loving homes.
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Totally. Three of
them are siblings.
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So we could probably
put those in one package
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and that would leave
us with ten units.
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Officer Dudge approaching,
should I deny entry?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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No, it's fine, Bettany.
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Ok, not sure if you heard,
we unloaded the beagle
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with the infected anal glands.
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So next question: Deep
dish or thin crust?
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I'm not hungry now after hearing
about that beagle situation.
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That ping pong table
is gonna fit nicely
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next to the Sno-Cone
machine we won last quarter,
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and at some point, Emily,
this is about your leadership.
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Or lack thereof.
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Ok, you're not gonna make me
feel bad about this, Templeton.
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I might.
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And you're awfully quiet, Frank.
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Don't worry, I'm screaming
plenty of things at you
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in my head.
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There's that snark,
that wry smile.
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Alright, backhand, slice.
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Bye.
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All clear.
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Ok, we're changing
tactics. We're gonna win.
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I am so sick of that jerk
just always gunning for my job
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and I need to wipe the smug
little smile off of his face.
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I like petty, competitive Emily.
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Yeah, she's sexy. A
little bit naughty, even.
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And I'm not allowed to
say this stuff at work
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so maybe I'll get disciplined.
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I'm really sorry about that,
I- I've switched birth control
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so I'm feeling a bit crazy.
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Ok, we need a plan.
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I think we all know
what we have to do.
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Oh, here we go.
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- Any excuse.
- Love it.
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- She loves it.
- Love it.
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I'm sorry, what
do we have to do?
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We have to dress the cats up
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and put pictures of
them on our website.
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And I should probably be
in charge of costume theme.
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We're not doing the
Jane Austen thing again.
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Why not? It was so cute.
254
00:08:27,558 --> 00:08:30,005
The lizard in the bonnet
sat there for five months.
255
00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:31,937
And two of those
months it was dead.
256
00:08:31,962 --> 00:08:32,709
But it was cute.
257
00:08:32,734 --> 00:08:35,051
Ok, I am gonna pull
rank that I don't have.
258
00:08:35,076 --> 00:08:36,645
Wild West theme, everybody.
259
00:08:36,670 --> 00:08:38,498
Sheriffs, cowboys,
maybe a little bordello.
260
00:08:38,523 --> 00:08:39,280
Yes!
261
00:08:39,305 --> 00:08:40,139
That is what we're doing.
262
00:08:40,164 --> 00:08:41,037
I love the wild west.
263
00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,706
Yosemite Sam was always
my favorite Loony Toon.
264
00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,485
Everybody knows that
Bugs Bunny was the best.
265
00:08:44,516 --> 00:08:45,734
I'm not having this
argument again.
266
00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:46,607
Pepe LePew?
267
00:08:46,632 --> 00:08:47,991
Cancelled. Always ignored.
268
00:08:48,016 --> 00:08:48,976
[arguing]
269
00:08:49,221 --> 00:08:51,073
I can work with Wild West,
270
00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,968
I'm seeing lots of cotton
bloomers and bolo ties,
271
00:08:53,993 --> 00:08:55,988
so you two, I need
you on art supplies.
272
00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,087
I need you two on
teeny-tiny cat costumes.
273
00:08:58,112 --> 00:09:00,757
Ok. We need to make these
cats as adorable as possible
274
00:09:00,782 --> 00:09:01,776
as fast as possible.
- Yeah.
275
00:09:01,801 --> 00:09:03,351
Let's go, everybody. Let's go.
276
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,365
Right now? Claws
become features.
277
00:09:05,390 --> 00:09:07,518
The three-legged cat needs
to have a Civil War costume,
278
00:09:07,543 --> 00:09:09,419
give him a back story. Let's go!
279
00:09:09,444 --> 00:09:10,444
[phone buzzing]
280
00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:12,384
[Shred] Bainbridge
Island is back in!
281
00:09:12,409 --> 00:09:14,946
Uh, don't use office hours
for trivial nonsense.
282
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,970
You're supposed to be
ordering tiny cowboy hats.
283
00:09:16,995 --> 00:09:19,012
I don't know if I
can trust her now.
284
00:09:19,037 --> 00:09:21,425
I'm gonna double book a date
just so I have a back-up plan.
285
00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:23,702
Shred, I don't wanna get
involved in your emotional life,
286
00:09:23,727 --> 00:09:26,055
I've been consistent
and unwavering in that,
287
00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,988
but you seem a little
nuts with the dating.
288
00:09:28,013 --> 00:09:29,824
Oh, you and my mother.
289
00:09:29,849 --> 00:09:30,865
That's what she thinks,
290
00:09:30,890 --> 00:09:33,294
that I haven't processed
all my feelings for Emily.
291
00:09:33,319 --> 00:09:35,651
Well, process this: Boo hoo.
292
00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,821
You know what? You and
your mom covered it.
293
00:09:37,846 --> 00:09:39,941
I'm gonna tell you
what I told her.
294
00:09:39,966 --> 00:09:41,357
Don't clip my wings, mom.
295
00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:43,971
I'm flying into a world
of unknown romantic
296
00:09:43,996 --> 00:09:46,438
slash sexual opportunities.
297
00:09:46,463 --> 00:09:49,005
[Dispatch] Truck 12. Business
owner reporting missing animal.
298
00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:51,226
3247 Kinley Street.
299
00:09:51,251 --> 00:09:53,010
Truck 12 responding,
300
00:09:53,035 --> 00:09:56,170
Officer Shaw and his unhinged
passenger on their way.
301
00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:59,521
[Patel] Frank is a great guy.
302
00:09:59,546 --> 00:10:01,115
I mean, if I had one
constructive criticism
303
00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:02,981
it would be that his
dreams, they're small.
304
00:10:03,006 --> 00:10:04,074
Not like you and me.
305
00:10:04,099 --> 00:10:05,357
Others see storm clouds,
306
00:10:05,382 --> 00:10:08,179
we see an opportunity
to invent the umbrella.
307
00:10:08,204 --> 00:10:09,261
We get it.
308
00:10:09,286 --> 00:10:11,021
I'm not investing in
no disgusting house.
309
00:10:11,046 --> 00:10:13,091
And if it's so great, why
don't you just buy it?
310
00:10:13,116 --> 00:10:14,476
Well, I've sunk a
lot of liquidity
311
00:10:14,501 --> 00:10:15,833
into children's piano lessons.
312
00:10:15,858 --> 00:10:18,779
Oh my gosh, I'm next in
line. This is very exciting.
313
00:10:18,804 --> 00:10:21,224
I've been on hold
for literally hours.
314
00:10:21,249 --> 00:10:23,647
This is very unfortunate timing.
315
00:10:24,006 --> 00:10:26,573
No!!!!
316
00:10:28,563 --> 00:10:29,771
[Frank] Oh boy.
317
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,122
A psychic who can't
find their own pet.
318
00:10:32,147 --> 00:10:35,483
It's gonna be hard for me
to be my best self in there.
319
00:10:36,615 --> 00:10:38,405
So my monkey, Nirvana,
320
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,867
she's the reincarnation
of Kurt Cobain.
321
00:10:40,892 --> 00:10:42,136
That's how she got her name.
322
00:10:42,161 --> 00:10:43,622
Yeah, I put two
and two together.
323
00:10:43,647 --> 00:10:45,038
I got a little ESP of my own.
324
00:10:45,063 --> 00:10:48,421
I know she's going to be ok
because I can see she's safe.
325
00:10:48,446 --> 00:10:50,575
Wanna short cut this and
tell us where she is?
326
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,640
It doesn't work like that.
327
00:10:51,665 --> 00:10:52,733
Of course not.
328
00:10:52,758 --> 00:10:55,020
Hey. We'll alert
the authorities.
329
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,265
Well, actually,
it's actually us.
330
00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:58,776
But don't worry, we
will find your monkey.
331
00:10:58,801 --> 00:11:00,077
You have a kind aura.
332
00:11:00,102 --> 00:11:00,835
Thanks.
333
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,604
Yours is more turbulent.
334
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,629
What gave it away?
335
00:11:03,654 --> 00:11:06,080
My overt hostility,
or that more than once
336
00:11:06,105 --> 00:11:07,658
I've implied that
you're a charlatan?
337
00:11:07,683 --> 00:11:08,827
Hey, can I ask you something?
338
00:11:08,852 --> 00:11:10,830
There's this girl on
Bainbridge Island...
339
00:11:10,855 --> 00:11:13,280
She's not worth
it. Too far away.
340
00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:15,873
Also, she's very indecisive.
341
00:11:15,898 --> 00:11:19,176
Frank, she's good.
Ask her something.
342
00:11:19,201 --> 00:11:20,125
No.
343
00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:21,150
Come on.
344
00:11:23,981 --> 00:11:25,124
Are we gonna win
the ping pong table?
345
00:11:25,149 --> 00:11:27,483
Seriously? You can
ask me anything.
346
00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:30,679
I can see into the future or
communicate with the dead.
347
00:11:30,704 --> 00:11:31,429
Fine.
348
00:11:31,454 --> 00:11:33,022
Reach out to my dead
mother and ask her
349
00:11:33,047 --> 00:11:34,904
if she thinks we're gonna
win the ping pong table.
350
00:11:34,929 --> 00:11:36,899
You're at a crossroads in life.
351
00:11:36,924 --> 00:11:39,570
I can only see one path clearly
352
00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:42,613
and it's a path of
great loneliness.
353
00:11:42,653 --> 00:11:44,613
Have you considered
a dating app?
354
00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:47,331
Just admit you don't know who's
gonna win the ping pong table.
355
00:11:47,356 --> 00:11:49,456
Ping pong is just a distraction.
356
00:11:49,481 --> 00:11:50,755
Underneath you don't think
357
00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:52,855
there's someone
out there for you.
358
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,830
You've given up on love.
359
00:11:55,313 --> 00:11:56,496
I just got a chill.
360
00:11:56,521 --> 00:11:59,519
That chill is because strip mall
medium here can't afford heat.
361
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:02,114
And she lost an entire monkey.
362
00:12:02,584 --> 00:12:03,800
Alright, let's go.
363
00:12:03,825 --> 00:12:04,825
Thank you.
364
00:12:06,154 --> 00:12:08,729
[Frank] This bartender
looks like my uncle Jimmy.
365
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:13,972
Holy crap, I think it's
working. Getting a lot of likes.
366
00:12:13,997 --> 00:12:14,989
Really? Here we go.
367
00:12:15,014 --> 00:12:17,503
Ok. Some family wants to
adopt Billy the Kitten
368
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,765
and the hairless call girl.
369
00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:20,917
[gasps] Yes!
370
00:12:20,942 --> 00:12:22,686
Still no takers on
the hairy call girl.
371
00:12:22,711 --> 00:12:23,451
[knocking]
372
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,696
- Emily?
- Hey.
373
00:12:24,721 --> 00:12:26,709
Can I help you? I mean, you've
been going non-stop all day.
374
00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:29,932
Um, yeah, actually could
you hand me that tiny little
375
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,141
hang man's noose for our
cattle wrestler here?
376
00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:35,426
Wow, look at that. You've
got a real creative side.
377
00:12:35,451 --> 00:12:36,333
Thanks.
378
00:12:36,357 --> 00:12:38,090
Ever thought about working
on a bigger canvas?
379
00:12:38,115 --> 00:12:40,348
No, I'm not investing
in your house, Patel.
380
00:12:40,373 --> 00:12:41,517
I'm taking an early lunch.
381
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:42,649
Ok.
382
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:43,932
Agent.
383
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,009
Agent.
384
00:12:46,781 --> 00:12:48,090
I'm saying agent!
385
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,184
Officer Dudge approaching.
386
00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:52,114
This is pandering,
whoring your pets.
387
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,789
- Emily's in her office.
- Okay.
388
00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:55,497
This is pandering,
whoring your pets.
389
00:12:55,522 --> 00:12:57,811
I've already registered
my complaint online.
390
00:12:57,836 --> 00:12:59,981
Wait, are you catdignity99?
391
00:13:00,006 --> 00:13:01,114
Yes, I am.
392
00:13:01,139 --> 00:13:03,762
'Cause someone has to speak
for those who have no voice.
393
00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:06,176
Have you ever considered a
vow of silence in solidarity?
394
00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:07,083
Never.
395
00:13:07,108 --> 00:13:09,067
Doesn't your supervisor
ever wonder where you are?
396
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:09,699
Yeah.
397
00:13:09,724 --> 00:13:11,023
Oh, starting tomorrow
398
00:13:11,048 --> 00:13:13,346
he will be able to find me
at our new ping pong table.
399
00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:13,998
I don't know.
400
00:13:14,023 --> 00:13:15,868
I mean, you wouldn't
have come all this way
401
00:13:15,893 --> 00:13:18,045
if you weren't a little
sweaty and nervous.
402
00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:19,824
You know I have a
diminished thyroid,
403
00:13:19,849 --> 00:13:21,129
so that is workplace harassment.
404
00:13:21,154 --> 00:13:23,558
I can't keep track of all
your shrinking body parts.
405
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,873
Why don't you make a complaint
to one of your cat forums?
406
00:13:25,945 --> 00:13:26,868
Maybe I already did.
407
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,052
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah.
408
00:13:28,077 --> 00:13:29,239
Oh, what did it say?
409
00:13:29,264 --> 00:13:32,980
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
410
00:13:33,005 --> 00:13:34,342
he was mean to me.
411
00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:37,298
Hey, Shred.
412
00:13:37,323 --> 00:13:38,489
Hey, what's up?
413
00:13:38,514 --> 00:13:40,778
Hey yo, how come you haven't
asked me to invest yet?
414
00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:42,656
Ah, you're a young kid, man.
415
00:13:42,681 --> 00:13:44,012
You don't have that
kind of extra dough.
416
00:13:44,037 --> 00:13:45,602
I mean, you know I
had a lot of sponsors
417
00:13:45,627 --> 00:13:47,169
when I was a snowboarder, right?
418
00:13:47,981 --> 00:13:48,981
Really?
419
00:13:49,006 --> 00:13:51,192
Wait, so would you be
interested in investing?
420
00:13:51,217 --> 00:13:53,129
Oh, I wish I could.
421
00:13:53,154 --> 00:13:55,903
Of course you just build me
up just to cut me down, huh?
422
00:13:55,928 --> 00:13:58,135
Dude, I don't have time for
side projects right now.
423
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,696
I'm dating non-stop.
424
00:13:59,721 --> 00:14:01,215
Let me take you by after work,
425
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,885
you see the neighborhood
at night, no commitment.
426
00:14:05,097 --> 00:14:06,247
Alright, yeah.
427
00:14:06,272 --> 00:14:08,067
I'm always looking for ways
to expand my portfolio.
428
00:14:08,092 --> 00:14:08,993
Yeah. That's it.
429
00:14:09,018 --> 00:14:10,404
Portfolio?
430
00:14:10,912 --> 00:14:12,393
I'm not worried.
We're leading by six
431
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,343
and closing time is
fast approaching.
432
00:14:14,368 --> 00:14:15,345
- [notification alert]
- Oh, boom.
433
00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:17,348
Found a home for
the labradoodle.
434
00:14:17,373 --> 00:14:20,450
Well, I wouldn't get
too confident because
435
00:14:20,475 --> 00:14:24,708
boom, just found a home for
Fluffy Frontier Pharmacist.
436
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:27,173
[laughing] That was a
picture of a cappuccino.
437
00:14:27,198 --> 00:14:29,176
We will find a home for
Fluffy Frontier Pharmacists!
438
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,833
And all of the
citizens of Cat Town.
439
00:14:31,858 --> 00:14:34,529
Feels very desperate,
people. Very desperate.
440
00:14:35,946 --> 00:14:37,347
That's an ace.
441
00:14:37,372 --> 00:14:38,372
That's a slice.
442
00:14:38,397 --> 00:14:40,912
[Victoria] Put a freaking
agent on the phone.
443
00:14:45,393 --> 00:14:46,393
Bam!
444
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:51,317
[Patel] Look at this.
Sycamore lined streets,
445
00:14:51,342 --> 00:14:55,083
I mean, this place just
has all the intangibles.
446
00:14:55,108 --> 00:14:57,793
Oof, there she is, right
in the middle of the block.
447
00:14:57,818 --> 00:14:59,598
What're all those
people doing there?
448
00:14:59,623 --> 00:15:02,403
Is that an open house?
That's not in the MLS.
449
00:15:02,428 --> 00:15:03,734
You think they're
doing a pocket listing?
450
00:15:05,842 --> 00:15:07,303
Look at those beams.
451
00:15:07,328 --> 00:15:08,796
Welcome, I'm Ben.
452
00:15:08,821 --> 00:15:09,744
Ah, you must be
the listing agent.
453
00:15:09,769 --> 00:15:10,450
Hi.
454
00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:12,875
Uh, no. I'm Audrey's son.
455
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,325
So help yourself to some food
456
00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:16,848
and the rabbi will begin
prayers in a few minutes.
457
00:15:16,873 --> 00:15:20,113
Oh. There's been a
huge misunderstanding.
458
00:15:20,138 --> 00:15:22,551
I'm so sorry, we thought
this was an open house.
459
00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:26,864
I am so sorry for your loss.
That is just devastating.
460
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:29,575
But in regards to the house
461
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,348
have you guys come up
with an asking price?
462
00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:34,426
Not that there's-that's
not for today.
463
00:15:34,451 --> 00:15:37,973
No, for today is
about your mother.
464
00:15:37,998 --> 00:15:40,023
We're... um, we're gonna...
465
00:15:40,048 --> 00:15:41,192
Wait.
466
00:15:41,217 --> 00:15:42,826
Don't go.
467
00:15:43,138 --> 00:15:44,633
My mother didn't
have many friends
468
00:15:44,658 --> 00:15:47,075
and we need ten
people for a minion.
469
00:15:51,522 --> 00:15:54,286
[singing Hebrew prayer]
470
00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:01,261
Please be seated.
471
00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:04,486
[Hebrew prayer]
472
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:07,627
The house is great
for entertaining.
473
00:16:07,652 --> 00:16:09,629
Ten in the living
room, no problem?
474
00:16:09,654 --> 00:16:11,768
We come in low but
we come in fast.
475
00:16:12,168 --> 00:16:13,168
[phone ringing]
476
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,113
Hello, Templeton. Are
you calling to concede?
477
00:16:17,138 --> 00:16:19,662
I know you cheated. We
were up by three at 4:45.
478
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,445
That ping pong table
should be ours, Frank!
479
00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:22,470
What can I tell ya?
480
00:16:22,495 --> 00:16:24,423
An animal lover came in
right before the bell.
481
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,425
But you still got that
pizza lunch, right?
482
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,283
What is it, two medium
pies for 30 people?
483
00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:30,232
That sounds like fun.
Enjoy the stampede.
484
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,198
I'm launching a
formal investiga...
485
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,925
Alright guys, let's not
get too comfortable, ok?
486
00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:38,208
This isn't permanent.
487
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,403
You're leaving when
we find you new homes.
488
00:16:40,428 --> 00:16:43,161
Except for you, Doc Whiskers.
Obviously you're staying.
489
00:16:43,186 --> 00:16:45,354
Because I love you, and
I've always loved you.
490
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,379
I sure do.
491
00:16:46,404 --> 00:16:49,343
Hey, what do you ladies
wanna watch, huh?
492
00:16:50,305 --> 00:16:52,155
What's happening to me?
493
00:16:55,022 --> 00:16:56,671
[beeping]
494
00:16:57,155 --> 00:16:58,579
I can't talk, I'm on hold.
495
00:16:58,604 --> 00:17:00,975
Mock me all you want,
I need your help.
496
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,053
I need you to get me
on those dating apps.
497
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,203
Aren't those for losers?
498
00:17:04,228 --> 00:17:05,168
Oh, absolutely.
499
00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,859
And I am ready to
join their ranks.
500
00:17:06,884 --> 00:17:08,059
I'll be right there.
501
00:17:09,624 --> 00:17:11,268
[meow]
502
00:17:11,293 --> 00:17:12,717
I know.
503
00:17:13,552 --> 00:17:15,051
I was so embarrassed, you know?
504
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,009
And then my mom came to
pick me up from school
505
00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:19,012
with a brand new baseball glove.
506
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:21,021
Which she probably has
in the basement somewhere
507
00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:23,084
along with every pair of
cleats I've ever owned.
508
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,109
[chuckles]
509
00:17:24,134 --> 00:17:26,317
She has a hard time
letting go of things.
510
00:17:26,342 --> 00:17:30,645
Now I'm having a hard
time letting go of her.
511
00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:33,024
Thank you, Ben.
That was beautiful.
512
00:17:33,049 --> 00:17:34,215
Beautiful.
513
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,625
Would anyone else like to share?
514
00:17:37,093 --> 00:17:38,093
I would.
515
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:39,766
What?
516
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:44,216
Uh, being with all of you
has made me very aware
517
00:17:44,241 --> 00:17:46,161
of how hard it is to
lose someone you love.
518
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:47,911
To know that you can
never be together.
519
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:51,238
To know that your life
is forever changed.
520
00:17:51,263 --> 00:17:54,497
To know that she's
with someone else now.
521
00:17:54,522 --> 00:17:56,895
And the odds of finding
somebody with a radiant beauty
522
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,412
that likes dressing
cats in adorable outfits
523
00:17:59,437 --> 00:18:01,270
is pretty much zero.
524
00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:04,879
And I've been running from
my feelings for a while,
525
00:18:04,904 --> 00:18:09,349
but the truth is I'm
just really, really sad.
526
00:18:10,205 --> 00:18:11,205
I'm sad.
527
00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,955
[sniffles]
528
00:18:16,709 --> 00:18:18,280
Thank you.
529
00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:21,248
You save animals for a living.
530
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:22,934
I... I don't understand
why you're fighting it.
531
00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:25,292
I think most women would
find that very appealing.
532
00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:27,317
There's so much more
to me than that.
533
00:18:27,342 --> 00:18:28,795
I'm a deep thinker.
534
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:32,113
I'm a graduate of
the school of life.
535
00:18:32,138 --> 00:18:33,949
Do you wanna add
celibate to the list?
536
00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:35,528
Look, it's very simple, Frank.
537
00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:37,661
You are six foot four,
you don't have kids,
538
00:18:37,686 --> 00:18:39,036
you save animals for a living.
539
00:18:39,061 --> 00:18:42,192
It wouldn't hurt to mention
your shoe size, they look big.
540
00:18:42,217 --> 00:18:45,264
Can you at least add that I'm a
bourbon and scotch enthusiast?
541
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:46,953
Yeah, sure. Drinks too much.
542
00:18:46,978 --> 00:18:47,907
Why don't we just
lead with that?
543
00:18:47,932 --> 00:18:49,372
Alright, just say
whatever you want.
544
00:18:49,397 --> 00:18:51,992
But don't use the photo of
me and the baby giraffe.
545
00:18:52,017 --> 00:18:53,844
Oh, it's good actually.
546
00:18:53,869 --> 00:18:55,269
Yeah, my hair looked
good that day.
547
00:18:56,559 --> 00:18:57,559
Vain.
548
00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:59,848
You alright? You got
pretty emotional in there.
549
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:00,684
Yeah.
550
00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:01,973
I mean, you probably
already know
551
00:19:01,998 --> 00:19:04,485
but I'm having some
trouble getting over Emily.
552
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,022
Totally. Emily.
553
00:19:07,483 --> 00:19:09,051
Honestly, I did not know that.
554
00:19:09,076 --> 00:19:10,022
Really?
555
00:19:10,047 --> 00:19:11,791
Yeah, you'd be surprised at
how self-centered I can be.
556
00:19:11,816 --> 00:19:13,848
Oh. Well, yeah.
557
00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:15,442
I guess I thought I was
ready to start dating
558
00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:17,157
but I'm just not, man.
559
00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:19,338
You'll get there, buddy.
560
00:19:19,363 --> 00:19:20,467
Thanks.
561
00:19:20,739 --> 00:19:22,072
You know what might be nice?
562
00:19:22,097 --> 00:19:22,888
Hmm?
563
00:19:23,256 --> 00:19:24,900
Just throw yourself
into a project.
564
00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:27,593
Something with incredible
upside potential.
565
00:19:27,618 --> 00:19:28,837
You really are self-centered.
566
00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:29,947
You have no idea.
567
00:19:29,972 --> 00:19:32,134
Why do you want this
house so bad, anyway?
568
00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:34,378
Well, Maya is on bed rest,
my kids are monsters,
569
00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:36,328
I want something that's mine.
570
00:19:36,353 --> 00:19:37,353
I get that, man.
571
00:19:37,378 --> 00:19:38,210
Yeah.
572
00:19:38,235 --> 00:19:40,312
I need something
that's mine, too.
573
00:19:41,634 --> 00:19:42,675
Let's do it.
574
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,357
Really?
575
00:19:45,382 --> 00:19:47,507
Yeah, dude. Let's, like,
let's actually do it.
576
00:19:47,532 --> 00:19:48,249
Are you...?
577
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,390
I'm serious. No, let's be,
like, real estate tycoons.
578
00:19:50,415 --> 00:19:52,393
Yes! Yes! Let's run
this town, baby!
579
00:19:52,418 --> 00:19:53,358
Yeah, dude!
580
00:19:53,383 --> 00:19:54,844
[laughing]
581
00:19:54,869 --> 00:19:56,035
Wait.
582
00:19:56,060 --> 00:20:00,540
Hey, woah, in that tree, is
that a... is that a monkey?
583
00:20:00,846 --> 00:20:04,159
Ok, are you ready to
unleash your manhood
584
00:20:04,184 --> 00:20:05,494
on the greater Seattle area?
585
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,164
What the hell app did
you sign me up for?
586
00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:08,463
Too late, we're live.
587
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,967
I hope you meet someone great.
588
00:20:11,992 --> 00:20:13,442
I don't have a very
good track record.
589
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,725
No, neither do I.
590
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,406
But I'm a lot younger than you
so I feel like I've got time.
591
00:20:19,773 --> 00:20:21,656
[operator] Citizenship and
Immigration, what can I do for you?
592
00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:22,842
Oh my god!
593
00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:24,781
No way! It's a real
live actual person!
594
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:25,625
Hello.
595
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:29,558
Sorry, um, I just... uh,
I have questions about uh,
596
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,311
the application process.
597
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:33,423
[operator] Hold on, let me
transfer you to that department.
598
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:35,818
Wait, no. Do not
put me on hold...
599
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,803
[growls] I hate your country!
600
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:40,633
[operator] Hello, applications?
601
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:41,823
That was really quick.
602
00:20:41,848 --> 00:20:43,344
Hello? - Hang on, I'm coming!
- [operator] Hello?
603
00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:44,062
Just wait.
604
00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:46,291
Wait a hot minute, I
just have to find you.
605
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:47,385
I'm coming. Do not hang up.
606
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,438
[operator] Hello?
607
00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:50,441
Do not hang up! Do not hang up!
608
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:51,073
[dial tone]
609
00:20:51,098 --> 00:20:52,440
[frustrated scream]
610
00:20:54,102 --> 00:20:56,327
Hey, I've already
gotten two matches.
611
00:20:56,352 --> 00:20:58,086
Ah, one's a cousin.
612
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,464
Officer Taylor?
613
00:21:04,489 --> 00:21:06,467
I found your little friend.
614
00:21:06,492 --> 00:21:08,522
That's not my monkey.
615
00:21:08,547 --> 00:21:11,858
I knew this was going to happen.
616
00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:16,963
Ladies and gentlemen, may I
present to you Lady Monkeyton.
617
00:21:16,988 --> 00:21:18,540
[Victoria] She's
totally getting adopted.
618
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,363
[Frank] She's so aristocratic.
619
00:21:20,388 --> 00:21:21,883
It's hard to believe that
just five minutes ago
620
00:21:21,908 --> 00:21:24,166
she was throwing her own feces.
621
00:21:24,346 --> 00:21:25,853
Alright, who wants
to play ping pong?
622
00:21:25,878 --> 00:21:27,355
- [Shred] I'll play ping pong.
- [Frank] Let's go.
623
00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:28,380
[Victoria] Yes.
624
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:34,012
Lady Monkeyton, you are the
most beautiful eligible monkey
625
00:21:34,037 --> 00:21:35,755
in all of the land.
626
00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:38,906
You might get a proposal soon.45521
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