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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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Well, thanks, Floyd.
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Oh, wait a minute. Hold on.
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There. You can't let a client
in the public eye look lopsided.
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Yeah, you're my best
advertising, Barney.
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Well...
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Uh-oh.
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Looks like we might just have
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an infraction of Rule
Eight, Section B here.
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You about done, Floyd?
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Done.
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All right.
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You get him?
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No, I'm afraid not.
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Just two inches inside the law.
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Whose truck is that?
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Why, Sam Becker's.
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I saw him go in
the grocery store.
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Oh, that strange duck.
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I ought to give him a ticket
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just to make him say something.
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Yeah, he's pretty
tight-lipped, all right.
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Yeah. Yeah, he's
been livin' up there
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at the old Burch
place for six months.
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Ain't said word one.
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Not to me, anyways.
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He ever talk to you?
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He cuts his own hair.
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He tell you that?
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Didn't have to.
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I can spot an amateur
head a mile off.
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Uh, here he is.
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Hiya, fella.
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Hi.
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Well, I see you're
putting the old groceries
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right in the back of
the old truck there.
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Uh-huh.
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Find out anything?
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Plenty.
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He didn't seem to say much.
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He didn't have to.
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Did you notice his eyes?
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The way they kind of moved
back and forth... shifty?
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They looked a little loose.
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Yeah, this baby's
hiding something, Floyd.
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In the back of the truck?
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No!
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In here.
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Something deep.
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Guilt's written all over him.
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You know something, Floyd...
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Huh?
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This fellow's a challenge to me.
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I'll open him up.
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H... here he comes again.
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Don't look at him... he'll
know we're talking about him.
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What's he doing now?
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I don't know. You told
me not to look at him.
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Now's as good a time as any.
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Hiya, fella.
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Got all your groceries, I see.
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Boy, that market
sure is getting crowded
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on Wednesday mornings.
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I noticed that when I'd
go in to get my greens.
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You can't hardly
get near the place.
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What they really ought
to do is have self-service.
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Then a person might
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be able to get through.
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All right, let's, uh, let's
keep this traffic moving.
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What traffic?
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Well, uh... all right,
break it up, Floyd!
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What, what do you
mean, break it up?
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Break up what? Just break it up!
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Well... Go on.
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What... what was that all about?
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Oh, I was just trying
to find out something
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about that Sam Becker
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and get him to
talk a little bit.
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Well, maybe he's
just a quiet type.
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Some folks don't talk much.
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Don't it bother you
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the way he won't
look you in the eye,
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the way he's always in a hurry?
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The busiest man in the world
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has five minutes to
pass the time of day.
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Oh, I expect he's just shy.
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Yeah, well, for
my money he's got
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all the facial
characteristics of a criminal.
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You know, the... the narrow chin
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and the eyes close together
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and slack jaw with
a prominent overbite.
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You know who that sounds like?
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Who?
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You.
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All right, Andy.
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All right, make
your little joke,
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but just the same, I don't
happen to trust that fellow.
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There's something about him
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I just don't like.
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Get that window over there,
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will you, Ope?
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Right, Paw.
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Oh, I hate storms.
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They make me so nervous.
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Well, listen, tonight's
going to be a beaut.
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Thunder and lightning,
40-mile-an-hour wind.
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Better get your
nerves all tucked in.
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Paw, do you think lightning
will hit our backyard?
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Now, go ahead and
give your Aunt Bee
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some worrisome
notions, will you?
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I ain't worried.
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I was thinkin' about
puttin' a penny out there.
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A penny hit by
lightnin's worth six cents.
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Who told you that?
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Nat Pike told me.
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Oh, Nat Pike is
always telling Opie
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the craziest things.
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You believe him?
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Sure.
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Well, I wouldn't put much stock
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in what Nat Pike tells you.
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Why not?
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Well, for one thing
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he's only four years old.
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He may be young, but
he's been around plenty.
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Oh, hello, Barney.
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Hi, Aunt Bee.
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Come in.
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Hi, Ope.
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Hi, Barney.
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Uh... Andy, can I
talk to you private?
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I, uh... I got something
I want to show you.
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Oh, of course.
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Aunt Bee, would you and
Opie excuse us, please?
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Of course. Come along, Opie.
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Hey, Opie.
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Yeah, Paw?
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Here's a... here's a couple
of pennies for the storm.
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What have we got to lose?
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Gee, thanks, Paw.
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Okay.
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What... what's up, Barney?
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I've been doing a little
research on the Becker case.
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The Becker case?
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Yeah, now get this...
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"Samuel W. Becker," number one.
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"Occupation: unknown."
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He's a farmer.
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Is he?
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Now, number two...
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"nobody in town knows
where he come from,
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"nor what he did there
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because he never
talks to anybody."
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So?
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Number three, and get this...
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I cased Ellie's sales
records at the drug store.
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"One Mr. Sam Becker
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"purchased the following
in large amounts:
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"Absorbent cotton, antiseptics
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"vitamins, tranquilizers...
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and swab sticks."
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Well, I'll admit that
is a lot of drug items
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for one man to buy,
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but maybe he's just
laying in a supply.
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Boy, you wouldn't notice
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a muddy elephant in
the snow, would you?
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You trying to tell me
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Sam Becker's got a dirty
elephant up to his place?
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Now, Andy, this is
no kidding matter.
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You know what I think?
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What?
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I think he's got somebody
up there with a bullet in him.
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Oh, come on!
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All right, Andy. Just
do me one favor...
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Take a run up there
with me to look around.
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Well, I don't want to
go way up in the country
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in the middle of the night.
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Well, just to satisfy
your curiosity.
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My curiosity?
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Come on.
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Will it make you happy?
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Yeah.
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All right, let's
get it over with.
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Aunt Bee, I'll be
back after a while.
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Come on.
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Duck!
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Now, you got to admit,
that's pretty weird.
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What's he doing
out in that field
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in the middle of the night?
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He's discing it.
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At night?
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Well, a lot of folks
do their work at night.
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They're behind
in their planting;
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can't stand the heat of the day.
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I'm sure I could think
of a few more reasons
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if I was to concentrate
my mind on it.
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All right, I'll grant
you point one.
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He is planting. But
what's he planting?
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Hmm, this time of year...
Barley, lima beans, maybe.
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And/or?
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And/or what?
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And marijuana...
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or some other illegal crop.
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You know, he just
could be... Hold it!
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Well, you saw that for yourself.
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What'll we do?
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I got a plan.
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Well, thank heavens you're
finally coming to your senses.
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Okay, shoot.
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All right, first we go
back to town and split up.
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Deploy.
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You could call it that.
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You go make your 11:00 rounds.
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I'll go back to the office
and have a cup of coffee.
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Oh, boy... all this going on
and I'm supposed to go back
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and shake doorknobs on a
bunch of penny ante stores?
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Well, I'm sorry, Barney, but
there's nothing in the books
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that says it's illegal
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for a man to jump off his
tractor and run up to his house.
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Let's go.
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Now, easy, Otis,
easy, it's just noise.
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Thunder, thunder is just
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a couple of clouds
bumping together.
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It can't hurt ya.
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It got nothing to do with you.
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Is that all it is?
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That's all.
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Now, you lay down
and go to sleep.
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Make you feel
good in the morning.
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Sheriff Taylor.
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Well, sure thing, Sam.
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I'll get out there
as quick as I can.
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Bye.
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Hey... hey, hey, Otis,
when Barney comes back,
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tell him that I've gone up
to Sam Becker's house.
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He's got some kind
of trouble up there.
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Okay?
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He went up to Sam
Becker's place?
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He must be crazy
going up there by himself.
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Why didn't you stop him, Otis?
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Well, I... For heaven's sakes,
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a prisoner has to take
on some responsibilities.
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Now Otis, tell me again word
for word just what Andy told you.
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Well, he... Think, man, think.
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Just that he was
up at Sam Becker's.
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Uh-huh. Can you remember
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what the man looked like
that brought the message?
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No, because...
Was he a big fella?
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Well... Did he look like
he come from out of town?
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You know, light gray
hat, well-tailored suit?
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I just can't tell you, Barney.
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Why can't you people learn
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to develop your
powers of observation?
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The message came
on the telephone.
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Don't toy with me, Otis.
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Just don't toy with me.
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We don't know what
Andy's walking into.
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All right, Sam, all right.
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Now-now, just simmer down.
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Everything's gonna be just fine.
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You ever done this before, Andy?
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Plenty of times.
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00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,599
I've brought plenty of
babies into the world.
266
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,588
You have?
267
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,867
Nothing to worry about.
268
00:11:48,891 --> 00:11:50,124
Nothing to worry about.
269
00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:52,070
Not a thing. Now, now,
if you'll just show me
270
00:11:52,094 --> 00:11:53,406
where I can wash up... Wash up.
271
00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:54,840
Yes, and, and get a whole lot
272
00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:56,742
of boiling water
going. Boiling water.
273
00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:58,778
That's right, and gather
up all the clean towels.
274
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,045
You'll be fine. Clean towels.
275
00:12:00,069 --> 00:12:01,347
Yes, that's right. Wash up...
276
00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:02,581
boiling water, clean towels.
277
00:12:02,605 --> 00:12:03,849
Oh, doggone that Doc Winters.
278
00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:05,217
He would have to be out of town
279
00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,519
tonight of all nights.
280
00:12:06,543 --> 00:12:09,755
Why do babies pick such
crazy hours to be born?
281
00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:11,145
Well, I don't know.
282
00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:14,215
I guess they just ain't old
enough to have watches yet.
283
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,783
Now, where can I wash up?
284
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,630
Oh, wash up... oh, that's right.
285
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,688
Uh, clean towels, boiling
water, wash up. Right here.
286
00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:23,358
I don't know what it is, Floyd.
All I know is he's in trouble,
287
00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:24,854
and I need all
the help I can get.
288
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,529
Well couldn't you
wait until morning?
289
00:12:27,564 --> 00:12:29,831
Gee, maybe it'll stop raining.
290
00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:31,265
Floyd, you don't seem to realize
291
00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:32,778
the seriousness
of this situation.
292
00:12:32,802 --> 00:12:35,453
Now, you get dressed, and get
over here as quick as you can.
293
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,990
Well, I've never been in a
posse before, Barney, but...
294
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,424
What'll I wear?
295
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,309
Oh, for the love of Pete, Floyd.
296
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,377
Just get here.
297
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:45,496
If you got a gun, bring it.
298
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:46,531
Gun?
299
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,865
I haven't got a gun,
300
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,568
but Melba's got a pretty
heavy walking stick
301
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,471
that she uses to prop
open the cellar door with
302
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:55,507
when she brings
up the preserves.
303
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,974
Listen, Floyd, are you stalling?
304
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,844
Now, look... you get over
here just as quick as you can
305
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:02,247
and you stop by and
you get Nate and Clarence
306
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,914
and anybody else you can find.
307
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,350
Now, that's a civic order!
308
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,698
Everything's going
according to schedule, Sam.
309
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,133
I'm just going to call my office
310
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,069
and have Barney bring
my Aunt Bee up here.
311
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,398
Sarah?
312
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,800
Sarah?
313
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,703
Sarah, I-I'm sorry I woke you.
314
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,189
Listen, get me
my office, will you?
315
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,546
Sheriff's office,
Deputy Fife speaking.
316
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,547
Andy!
317
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:37,865
Are you all right?
318
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,184
Barney, listen, I'm up
here at Sam Becker's.
319
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,488
Now, now, listen very carefully
and do exactly what I tell you
320
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,557
and don't get sidetracked,
because this is very important.
321
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,537
I want you to go
and, and, and get...
322
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,395
It's happening,
something's happening!
323
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,096
Something's happening!
324
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,149
Andy! Andy!
325
00:14:00,523 --> 00:14:03,141
Otis, they nailed
Andy trying to call me!
326
00:14:04,794 --> 00:14:07,561
It's up to me, now.
327
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,196
Where's my bullet?
328
00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:11,198
Oh, oh, yeah...
329
00:14:13,536 --> 00:14:15,002
Get it in there.
330
00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:24,479
Now, listen. I've
got to get up there.
331
00:14:24,514 --> 00:14:26,726
Now, listen. If the phone rings,
332
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,584
you answer it, and
you sort of take care
333
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,764
of the listening, and if any...
334
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:35,657
if anybody comes or if
there's any, you know, at the...
335
00:14:35,692 --> 00:14:37,592
Oh, here. You've been
around here long enough.
336
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,893
You know what to do.
337
00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:43,531
Now, now don't
do that again, Sam.
338
00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:46,100
Oh, y-you going to
have a lot of false alarms.
339
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,435
Best thing for you to do
340
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,382
is just sit down
and rest yourself.
341
00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:50,705
I don't want to sit down.
342
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:51,984
But you'll feel better.
343
00:14:52,008 --> 00:14:54,448
You're as tight
as a ten-cent top.
344
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:09,590
I think I'd feel a lot better
345
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,059
if I can just walk
up and down a little.
346
00:15:12,095 --> 00:15:14,239
All right, Sam, you
walk up and down
347
00:15:14,263 --> 00:15:16,575
and I'll just have
me a cup of coffee.
348
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:17,931
All right, thank you.
349
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,742
Barney! What...
350
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,479
Oh, Barney, I've
been in a terrible fix
351
00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:54,835
the last several months.
352
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,282
Why, every time I went
in town to go shopping
353
00:15:57,306 --> 00:15:58,484
I was worried to death
354
00:15:58,508 --> 00:16:00,118
about Lily all alone out here.
355
00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:01,553
It's all I had in my mind.
356
00:16:01,577 --> 00:16:02,688
A-and then you see,
357
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,790
I couldn't leave her
alone for very long
358
00:16:04,814 --> 00:16:07,426
because she couldn't
hardly do nothing for herself
359
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,227
and, and I had to
keep the place going.
360
00:16:09,251 --> 00:16:11,697
So I was shopping,
marketing, farming at night.
361
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,132
Did you ever try to put in
a crop in the dark, Barney?
362
00:16:14,156 --> 00:16:16,334
Oh, it's terrible.
You're cold out there.
363
00:16:16,358 --> 00:16:18,270
And you're not
sure where you are.
364
00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:19,971
I double-seeded one plot there,
365
00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:21,973
and... oh, it's just
dog work. I don't...
366
00:16:21,997 --> 00:16:23,931
Sam, uh, check on
that boiling water.
367
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:25,499
It could, could
happen any time now.
368
00:16:25,535 --> 00:16:27,646
Check on the
boiling water? Yeah.
369
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:30,248
Right, Sheriff. Yeah.
370
00:16:30,272 --> 00:16:31,884
Well, he don't say much in town,
371
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,575
but he sure talks a lot
around the house, don't he?
372
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,080
Say, Andy, i-if it's going
to happen any time now
373
00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:41,727
that doctor ought to get here.
374
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,451
There ain't going
to be a doctor.
375
00:16:43,486 --> 00:16:45,052
Old Doc Winters is out of town.
376
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,887
It's too far to go
get anybody else,
377
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:47,955
so I have to do it.
378
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:49,501
Well, that's good because...
379
00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:50,891
Andy!
380
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,693
You...
381
00:16:52,728 --> 00:16:54,428
An...
382
00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:56,931
An...
383
00:16:56,966 --> 00:16:59,845
Andy, you can't deliver a baby.
384
00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:01,268
We got no choice.
385
00:17:01,303 --> 00:17:03,036
And, and don't you
spill it to Sam, either,
386
00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:04,805
because he's got a
lot of confidence in me
387
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:06,139
and I don't want him to lose it.
388
00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:08,386
But Andy, you
can't deliver a baby.
389
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,210
I've seen it done
a hundred times.
390
00:17:10,245 --> 00:17:12,446
I've read the book,
and I know what to do.
391
00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:14,059
Andy, pay attention to me.
392
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,048
Now, think back.
393
00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:17,095
Think back to the
Spring of 1938,
394
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,931
Miss Webster's biology class.
395
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,220
What about it?
396
00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:22,055
You flunked!
397
00:17:22,091 --> 00:17:23,368
Don't you remember?
398
00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:26,126
You was dissecting that
grasshopper and you froze!
399
00:17:26,161 --> 00:17:27,795
Oh, Barney, for heaven's sakes.
400
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:28,874
Well, aren't you nervous?
401
00:17:28,898 --> 00:17:29,864
Tell the truth.
402
00:17:29,899 --> 00:17:31,131
Course I'm nervous.
403
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,432
I'm scared to death,
404
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,768
but I honestly
believe I can do it.
405
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,971
If I didn't, I
wouldn't even try.
406
00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:38,706
Besides, who else is there? Sam?
407
00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:39,707
Well, hardly, no...
408
00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:40,708
You?
409
00:17:40,743 --> 00:17:41,859
No!
410
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,162
I'm it, old buddy,
and I'm going to need
411
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,631
all the encouragement
I can get, too.
412
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:51,402
Well, all right,
you're the doctor.
413
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,981
But if you're going to do it
414
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,650
for heaven sakes, let's
at least do it by the book.
415
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,075
Taxi cab drivers do it,
streetcar conductors.
416
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,977
If a full-blown
sheriff can't do it
417
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,612
he ought to hang up his badge.
418
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,358
Well, here we are...
Emergency births.
419
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,716
I've already read that,
Barney, you don't...
420
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,118
That's all right, now.
421
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,253
It won't hurt for me to
check you out on this.
422
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,455
Now, it says,
"sterilize by boiling."
423
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,491
I-I've done that.
424
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,570
Well, oh, uh, yeah, I could use
425
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,954
a little coffee, Andy.
426
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,833
Okay, now, "if
cotton binding tape
427
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,503
isn't available,
tear some sheets..."
428
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,771
I've done that, too.
429
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,585
It says, "boric acid
and cotton balls..."
430
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,191
I've, I've got them.
431
00:18:31,227 --> 00:18:35,095
Sheriff, Sheriff,
it's time, it's time!
432
00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:38,015
It says, "Sheriff, Sheriff,
it's time, it's time..."
433
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,216
It's time!
434
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,386
Andy, it's time, it's time!
435
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,790
Andy! Andy! It's
time! It's time!
436
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,057
Now, it's not time.
437
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,525
Now, both of you fellas
438
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,727
are just gonna
have to simmer down
439
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,807
and, and take it easy.
440
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,675
You're going to have
to get your minds
441
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,499
on, on something else.
442
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,545
I, I guess the best
thing for us to do is just
443
00:18:57,569 --> 00:19:01,089
talk about something
other than babies.
444
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,442
I can't think of anything
except my wife and the baby.
445
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,078
Well, why don't you start
the ball rolling, Barney?
446
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,329
I'm, I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
447
00:19:09,364 --> 00:19:12,833
You... you was in the
army, wasn't you, Barney?
448
00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:15,269
You know darn well I was, Andy.
449
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:18,972
Oh!
450
00:19:19,008 --> 00:19:21,141
Oh, yeah...
451
00:19:21,176 --> 00:19:25,713
Yeah, Sam, I, I did my part in
helping to whip the dreaded Hun.
452
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,098
Oh, I was in Korea.
453
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:31,518
Well, put her there, old buddy.
454
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:32,864
I was across
455
00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:34,020
the big pond, myself.
456
00:19:34,056 --> 00:19:36,673
The other part of the
world, you might say.
457
00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:40,327
I was second in
command of this outfit.
458
00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:43,864
This corporal and me, we was
in charge of over 3,000 books
459
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,100
in the PX library
on Staten Island.
460
00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:47,951
I'd rather not talk about it.
461
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,138
You say you was in Korea?
462
00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:55,609
Yeah, course I didn't
see much action.
463
00:19:55,644 --> 00:19:58,679
Yeah, but there was, uh,
there was this one time
464
00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:01,982
they, they sent a company
of us out on the night patrol.
465
00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:05,152
There was about 200 of
us and, uh, we went down,
466
00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:07,821
behind this little
bitty Korean village.
467
00:20:07,856 --> 00:20:09,657
And it was dark, of course,
468
00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:13,059
and, uh, there was a
sniper started shootin' at us.
469
00:20:13,095 --> 00:20:15,962
And I, uh, I backed
into this alley...
470
00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:18,031
wind up at the aid station.
471
00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:20,567
They wanted to give
me a Purple Heart.
472
00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:22,736
So I had to tell them the truth.
473
00:20:22,772 --> 00:20:23,815
Of course you did.
474
00:20:23,839 --> 00:20:25,972
So, I told them what happened.
475
00:20:26,008 --> 00:20:28,041
I'd backed into a hen house,
476
00:20:28,076 --> 00:20:30,210
and got spurred by a rooster.
477
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,578
Oh, my.
478
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,174
Well, where'd that come from?
479
00:20:49,198 --> 00:20:51,832
This is Sam's boy.
480
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,956
Come along about Army story
number 17, I believe it was.
481
00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:01,125
Lily all right?
482
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,294
Fine, fine... come
through like a real trooper.
483
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,930
She-she's asleep now.
484
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,243
Andy, you should have called me.
485
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,118
You know how great
I am at these things.
486
00:21:11,153 --> 00:21:12,936
Oh, I couldn't spare you...
487
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:16,774
You was doing too fine a job
keeping Sam here occupied.
488
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,477
Here, Sam, take your boy.
489
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,246
I'll... I'll break it.
490
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,081
No, you won't.
491
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,083
Just make sure to
keep his head up.
492
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,385
Don't let it fall back.
493
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,420
There you are.
494
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,161
It's the baby.
495
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,351
Nice going, Andy.
496
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,398
You sure didn't freeze up
497
00:21:46,422 --> 00:21:48,902
on this little grasshopper.
498
00:21:56,132 --> 00:21:57,998
Let's go outdoors, Barney.
499
00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,499
I could use a smoke.
500
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,415
Smells nice after
the rain, don't it?
501
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,305
Yeah.
502
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:24,976
Psst!
503
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:28,963
Did you hear that?
504
00:22:28,998 --> 00:22:30,965
Psst!
505
00:22:33,002 --> 00:22:34,334
Over here!
506
00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:46,241
Floyd, what are you all doing
507
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:47,565
up here with guns?
508
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,967
Uh... oh, they,
they're just some boys
509
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:53,437
from an old posse I was
organizing there for a minute.
510
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:54,499
A posse?
511
00:22:54,523 --> 00:22:56,157
I'm sorry we're late, Barney.
512
00:22:56,192 --> 00:22:57,858
Nate lost the keys to his car,
513
00:22:57,893 --> 00:23:00,144
my missus wouldn't
let me take her stick,
514
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,528
and then on top of that...
515
00:23:01,563 --> 00:23:02,908
Uh, drop it, will you, Floyd?
516
00:23:03,999 --> 00:23:05,065
Sheriff?
517
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,183
Uh, coming, Sam.
518
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,430
Oh, in case you
all are interested
519
00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:09,665
Sam's a new papa...
520
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,633
Eight pounds and nine ounces.
521
00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:16,277
Oh, and, and Floyd,
pass the word around
522
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,412
we got a new
citizen in Mayberry.
523
00:23:18,447 --> 00:23:19,691
Will you hurry, Sheriff?
524
00:23:19,715 --> 00:23:21,927
I can't get Andy to stop crying.
525
00:23:21,951 --> 00:23:22,917
Andy?
526
00:23:22,952 --> 00:23:23,917
Yeah.
527
00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:26,720
Aw!
528
00:23:36,732 --> 00:23:38,449
Get a good rest, Lily.
529
00:23:38,484 --> 00:23:40,918
We'll take care of the young'un.
530
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:43,587
Can I hold him, Aunt
Bee? Can I, Aunt Bee?
531
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:46,156
No, you can't. This
is not a football.
532
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,536
But I won't drop him.
533
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,259
He's a squirmer, Ope.
534
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:53,163
What's that?
535
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:56,383
Well, it sounds like
music from outside.
536
00:23:56,419 --> 00:23:59,853
♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes ♪
537
00:23:59,889 --> 00:24:01,733
♪ She'll be coming
around the mountain ♪
538
00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:03,668
♪ She'll be coming
around the mountain ♪
539
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,793
♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes ♪
540
00:24:06,829 --> 00:24:09,914
♪ Well, we'll all have chicken
and dumplings when she comes ♪
541
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:14,201
♪ Yes, we'll have some chicken
and dumplings when she comes ♪
542
00:24:14,236 --> 00:24:15,914
♪ Oh, we'll have
chicken and dumplings ♪
543
00:24:15,938 --> 00:24:17,883
♪ Yes, we'll have some
chicken and dumplings ♪
544
00:24:17,907 --> 00:24:20,473
♪ Oh, we'll have some chicken
and dumplings when she comes ♪
545
00:24:20,509 --> 00:24:23,360
♪ She'll be coming around
that mountain when she comes ♪
546
00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:24,678
♪ When she comes! ♪
547
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,825
♪ She'll be coming around the
mountain when she comes! ♪
548
00:24:26,849 --> 00:24:28,165
♪ When she comes! ♪
549
00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:29,911
♪ She'll be coming
around the mountain ♪
550
00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,647
♪ She'll be coming
around the mountain ♪
551
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:35,255
♪ She'll be coming around the
mountain when she comes. ♪
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