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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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Paw, what kind of bait
are you putting on my line?
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Why, that's fish-catching bait.
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That's the idea, you
know, to catch fish.
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That looks more like a
piece of ham from our lunch.
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Is that right?
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Well, now, that's probably
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'cause it's a piece of
ham from our lunch.
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Paw, you're s'posed
to use fish bait.
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Well, now, son,
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all them fish ever see
down there all day long
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is other fish
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and they get
mighty sick of it, too.
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N-Now, don't it
just stand to reason
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that they might just perk up
at the sight of a piece of meat?
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Aw, but, Paw, who...
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Paw, I got one!
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I got a bite!
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All right. Now,
just simmer down.
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Now, just take it easy.
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Reel her in
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nice and easy.
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Come on, that's a boy.
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Hey, you got a nice one.
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You were right, Paw.
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He sure went for the ham.
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He sure did.
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Look at that.
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He's... he's still
smackin' his lips.
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Golly, Paw, you know just
about everything, don't you?
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Oh, I don't expect
I know everything.
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I mean it, Paw.
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You not only know
everything, but you're the sheriff
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you're the Justice of the Peace.
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You're just about the
most important man
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in Mayberry, in the state.
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Why, I bet you're the
most important man
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in the whole world.
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Oh, well, now, it could be
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a few folks you might have
to put on the list ahead of me,
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like, like the president
and the Queen o' England.
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I bet that queen don't know
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about putting ham on a fishhook.
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Well, now, let's be
fair about that thing.
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See, we don't know that
ham would work over there.
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See, we don't know what kind
of fish they got in them moats.
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Uh-oh.
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What's the matter, Paw?
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Gertrude sprung another leak.
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I thought I'd caulked
her up good enough,
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but I declare, it seems like
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as fast as I fix one
seam, two more open up.
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Paw, can't we please
fish a little longer?
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Well, we can if you've
got a mind to swim back.
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We come very
near to not making it.
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I'll say one thing for her.
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Once she lets water leak in,
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she don't let it leak
back out again very easy.
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Can I help you, Paw?
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Well, yeah, you can
help me store her up
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over underneath
these bushes here.
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We don't want some stranger
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coming along and
taking a ride in her.
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He'd have a mighty damp trip
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before he went more
than a few yards.
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Sheriff!
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Sheriff!
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Sheriff...
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you'll never guess
what's happened.
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Something big.
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Well, what is it?
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The biggest thing ever
happened in Mayberry.
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Real big, big, big, big.
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Well, now, just
simmer down, Barney.
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What is it?
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Well, I'm trying to tell you.
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Well, so far, all I know
is it's something big.
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Oh, "big" ain't the word for it.
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For something it
ain't the word for,
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you sure are using it a lot.
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Now what is it?
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Well, I just got it on the radio
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direct from the state
police, special for us.
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Yeah, w-w-well, what is it?
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Something big.
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Barney...
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I'm sorry, but this is so big.
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I mean, well, it's
this feller, see.
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He... he escaped
from the state prison...
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A dangerous criminal...
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And they got reason to
believe he's on his way here.
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So they want to
set up a roadblock.
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They're gonna have a real
full-scale manhunt, a dragnet.
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What do you think about that?
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Only one word I can think of...
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Big.
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Well, you took the word
right out of my mouth.
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I told them they could expect
a hundred percent cooperation
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from the local
authorities, meaning us.
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Okay, sheriff?
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You done fine, Barney.
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I never did think
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my own cousin could
make such a fine deputy.
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Ha! Well, uh... oh, my
gosh, I forgot to sign off.
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Uh... uh, Mayberry
unit number one...
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uh, over and, uh, and Roger...
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Roger and... out,
out and under...
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Out... 10... 10-40.
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40... I...
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Uh, bye.
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All right, everybody
off the street.
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Everybody off the street.
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There's going to be trouble.
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Barney...
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Everybody... Barney.
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There ain't no cause
to alarm the citizens.
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Now, now, Opie, you run on
home put on some dry clothes
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and how about cleaning
them fish, all right?
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Okay, Paw.
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You'll catch that
old criminal easy,
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won't you, Paw?
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Well, I hope so.
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You'll see, you two.
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This is gonna be big.
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Real big.
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'Bout time you
got here, Sheriff.
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Pret' near 12:00.
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Yeah. Your 24 hours is about up.
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You can go on home now, Otis.
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Andy, you can't let Otis go.
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Well, I have to;
his sentence is up.
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But he's the only
prisoner we got.
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Well?
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Well, what are the
state police going to think
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when they get here and
find we got an empty jail?
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They're going to think
this is just a hick town
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where nothing ever happens.
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Well, now, you got to admit
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that's, that's
about the size of it.
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See you later, Andy.
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I'll see you, Otis
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and try not to drink at all.
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Otis, Otis, wait just
a second, will you?
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Uh, listen, Otis, uh, you
got civic spirit, ain't you?
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Well, how about just
staying one more night
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and kind of let the jail
put its best foot forward?
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Sorry. Tonight's choir practice.
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Darn!
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Oh, now, simmer down, Barney.
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We'll be filling
up that cell space
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as soon as we capture
that escaped criminal.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
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We will, won't we?
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Yeah.
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I better check my arms.
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I'm going to get that...
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What's the matter?
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I can't find my bullet.
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Oh. Well, here, fill her up.
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Fill her up?
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You can't tell but what
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this might call
for some shooting.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Ooh... wee! Lookit yonder.
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Must be a mighty
important criminal.
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Looks like they sent
a whole regiment.
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Captain Barker, state police.
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Howdy. Welcome to May...
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Howdy.
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How do... uh...
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Well... well, we're, uh, glad...
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glad to have you.
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That's right, Operator.
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I want this line kept
open to the state capital.
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Captain Barker, state police.
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That's who says so.
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Uh, uh...
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Uh, Sarah?
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Me.
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Yeah. It's all right.
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Any sheriff business comes up,
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why, you can call my home phone.
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All right.
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Oh, she's fine.
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Uh, Captain, I'm...
I'm Sheriff Taylor.
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Good. Good.
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If there's anything
that we can do...
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Walters, the map.
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Well, now, that's a nice,
shiny new map there,
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but it ain't much different
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than the one we
had up there before.
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Men, this is where
we are... Mayberry.
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Yeah, that's her, all right.
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Walters, markers.
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Well, now, that's a
dandy little item there.
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Look at that.
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Little button that just
sticks there and don't fall off.
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We're still using pins.
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There ain't too many
of them left either.
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The woman's club, they
put on a Halloween play
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and they used this
for the dressing room.
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They durn near
used every pin we had
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hemming up costumes.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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We interrupted your little talk.
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You go right ahead.
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Thank you.
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Now, we'll have
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blockades here...
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Here...
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here...
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and here.
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On each blockade, I
want a full complement
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around the clock
and fully armed.
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Tommy guns, tear gas, flares
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loudspeakers, spotlights.
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Any questions? Now...
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Yeah, I got one
little bitty one.
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You?
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Uh, yes, sir.
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You're guarding
all the main roads.
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Something wrong with that?
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Well, no, not if you
expecting that criminal
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to come through here on the bus.
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But you got to give
some thought to the idea
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that he might get
sneaky about that thing...
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Come down one of the side roads.
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We got... we got one
road down there by the lake
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that ain't even marked.
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Thank you for that
valuable suggestion.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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And if there's anything
that we can do to help,
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why, we're at your disposal,
me and my deputy here.
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Oh, this is, this
is Deputy Fife.
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Well, fellas,
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you might just as
well call me Barney.
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We're all in this
manhunt together.
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Walters, pass
out those pictures.
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That's Derekson,
the man we're after.
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You memorize that face well.
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Learn every line of it.
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That's a nice snapshot of him.
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Hi, Paw.
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Did you catch the criminal yet?
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Oh, hi, Opie. No, not yet,
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but the captain and me,
we're talking over plans.
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You don't have to worry, sir.
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My paw will catch him for sure.
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Now, Opie, the state patrolmen,
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they're going to do their
part in this, too, you know.
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That's my boy Opie.
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He's just a little
bit prejudiced.
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Oh, and th-this is my Aunt Bee.
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How do, captain? It's
mighty nice to see you.
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Now, Andy, before
you go traipsing around
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the country on any manhunt,
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you come along home
and have dinner first.
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Oh, well, now this is kind
of important, Aunt Bee.
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I'm liable to have to
eat a little bit later on.
262
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,269
Andy, do you realize I
have a roast in the oven?
263
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,937
And it's sitting there drying up
264
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,049
unless you come home and eat it.
265
00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,084
Now, Aunt bee, you're
266
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,808
interrupting official business.
267
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:47,011
Andy, you know how you
are when you miss a meal.
268
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,697
He's meaner than a bear
backed into a beehive.
269
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,866
I don't envy you men
working under him.
270
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:55,770
Aunt Bee, nobody's
working under anybody.
271
00:10:55,805 --> 00:10:57,672
But, Paw, you're the sheriff.
272
00:10:57,707 --> 00:10:59,640
He's only a captain.
273
00:10:59,676 --> 00:11:02,177
Yeah, well, this is
kind of a joint operation,
274
00:11:02,212 --> 00:11:03,256
you might say...
275
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:07,582
State and county
w-working as a team.
276
00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:09,850
Gentlemen, shall
we get on with it?
277
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,197
Why don't you just stay here
278
00:11:11,221 --> 00:11:12,398
and handle your local affairs?
279
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,067
We'll set up the roadblocks.
280
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,423
Let's go, men.
281
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:22,380
Andy, they're leaving
us plumb out of it.
282
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,481
Yeah, it looks like it.
283
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,018
Don't they know how
important you are?
284
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,954
Yeah, well, they're
probably saving us
285
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,189
for a special assignment,
286
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,391
like when the big
showdown comes.
287
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:35,793
Yeah. Yeah, of
course. That's it.
288
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,107
Well, we'll be ready for them.
289
00:12:03,406 --> 00:12:06,073
RB-One to RB-Two.
290
00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:08,859
RB-One to RB-Two,
come in, please.
291
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:09,906
RB-Two.
292
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:10,973
Any action?
293
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,141
Nothing here, sir.
294
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,809
Traffic's been
light the past hour.
295
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:14,944
Picking up a little now.
296
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,212
Okay, keep your eyes open. 10-4.
297
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,446
10-4.
298
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,636
Doggone it, Andy.
299
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,139
It's bad enough us just
settin' here helpless.
300
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,474
We can't even get
into the conversation.
301
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:24,575
Yeah.
302
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,011
Maybe we better
not just set here.
303
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,414
Inside, we can
at least look busy.
304
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,753
How come you're not to
be out on the roadblock?
305
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,016
That's right.
306
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,901
If a criminal's headed
toward Mayberry,
307
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,702
the sheriff of Mayberry
certainly ought to be there
308
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:41,771
to stop him.
309
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,195
Yeah. Well, that's, uh, that's
310
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,830
state business, you might say,
311
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,166
and I still got a duty to
keep order here in town.
312
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,196
You don't have to
tell my paw anything.
313
00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:52,436
He knows what he's doing.
314
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,405
Come on, Opie.
315
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,650
Now, Opie, you
know I make it a point
316
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,297
never to discuss
official business
317
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,287
with the public.
318
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,967
Now you understand
that, don't you?
319
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,791
But, Paw, you know
what they're saying?
320
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,994
They're saying you're
not important enough
321
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,462
to be in on a manhunt.
322
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,031
Can I just tell
Ralphie and Tommy
323
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,533
that they're saving you
for the big showdown?
324
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:26,070
Now, police business has
got to be kept confidential.
325
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,540
Yeah.
326
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,046
But wait till you catch
that old criminal...
327
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,448
Barehanded maybe.
328
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,234
Then I'll tell 'em.
329
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:55,316
Now, dog, Barney, I
got to do something.
330
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:56,995
A law officer just
can't sit around
331
00:13:57,019 --> 00:13:59,339
and let hisself become
a laughingstock.
332
00:14:02,024 --> 00:14:03,691
Here.
333
00:14:03,726 --> 00:14:06,594
Put them bullets
back in your gun.
334
00:14:22,211 --> 00:14:24,612
Now, listen, you keep
them 20/20 eyes of yours
335
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:25,680
glued on this road
336
00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:28,015
and don't let anything pass
without your checking it.
337
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,561
You can trust me, Sheriff.
338
00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:31,062
You're talking to reliable
Barney Fife, you know.
339
00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:32,086
All right.
340
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,131
If you need me,
fire three shots.
341
00:14:33,155 --> 00:14:34,488
Right. Okay.
342
00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:38,892
Oh, uh, 10-4.
343
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,165
Oh, howdy, Cal.
344
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:46,534
Hi, Barney. What's up?
345
00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:47,680
Roadblock. Ain't you heard?
346
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:49,247
There's an escaped
criminal on the loose.
347
00:14:49,271 --> 00:14:52,473
Yeah, I heard about
it. I hope you catch him!
348
00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:54,442
Halt!
349
00:14:55,945 --> 00:14:56,910
Get out, Cal.
350
00:14:56,946 --> 00:14:58,078
What fer?
351
00:14:58,113 --> 00:14:59,157
I got to frisk you.
352
00:14:59,181 --> 00:15:00,192
I got to frisk everybody.
353
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,181
Well, I ain't the criminal.
354
00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:02,550
Well, you could be.
355
00:15:02,585 --> 00:15:04,952
You could be the
criminal disguised as you.
356
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,832
Us lawmen can't take chances.
357
00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:09,089
Well, I never heard of such a...
358
00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:13,126
Now face your truck
and lean against it.
359
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,847
All right, I
guess that'll do it.
360
00:15:21,871 --> 00:15:24,505
Be sure and say hello to
the little woman, Mayor.
361
00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:28,809
I'm sorry about this,
362
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,078
but us lawmen
can't take chances.
363
00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:34,515
But, Barney, I'm your mother.
364
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:48,863
Oh, well, at last.
365
00:15:48,898 --> 00:15:49,880
Somebody
366
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,782
I don't know...
367
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,534
It's you!
368
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,765
Here... let me help you.
369
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,290
I-I'm gonna arrest...
370
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,458
10-4...
371
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,701
Barney!
372
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,604
Barney, what...?
373
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,305
What in the world happened?
374
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,551
He was here, Andy.
375
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:17,541
Derekson?
376
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,855
Yeah. He got the drop on me.
377
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,746
You mean he had a gun?
378
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,580
Uh... well, he...
379
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,550
He has now.
380
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,619
I better report this.
381
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,396
Mayberry to headquarters.
382
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,780
That's Paw.
383
00:16:39,816 --> 00:16:41,281
Mayberry to headquarters.
384
00:16:41,317 --> 00:16:42,583
Come in, please.
385
00:16:42,618 --> 00:16:44,919
This is headquarters,
Mayberry. Go ahead.
386
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:47,588
Deputy Barney Fife made
contact with the escapee.
387
00:16:47,624 --> 00:16:48,790
He has?
388
00:16:48,825 --> 00:16:50,274
Yeah.
389
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:53,143
Only trouble is, he-he
kind of got un-contacted.
390
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,345
What?
391
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,430
Well, he got away
is what he done.
392
00:16:56,466 --> 00:16:57,748
What are you people up to?
393
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,149
I told you we'd handle this.
394
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,519
Well, we just thought
it might be helpful
395
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,455
if somebody watched the
old road down by the lake.
396
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,123
It nearly worked, too.
397
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,125
But I reckon
that's the way it is
398
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,527
in the manhunt game...
399
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,145
Sometimes you bag
'em, sometimes you don't.
400
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,883
Now, I, I... got a idea.
401
00:17:16,919 --> 00:17:18,886
Sheriff, we're
trying to apprehend
402
00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:20,220
a dangerous criminal.
403
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:23,057
Please don't hinder us
with your bumbling ideas.
404
00:17:23,092 --> 00:17:24,291
10-4.
405
00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:27,544
But, Captain... hel... hel...
406
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,013
10-4.
407
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,851
I'm dogged if it don't
make a fella feel right bad
408
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,587
to get ten-foured right
in the middle of an idea.
409
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,156
I'd be glad to listen
to your idea, Sheriff.
410
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,092
Why, thank you, Deputy.
411
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,261
Well, now, my idea is this...
412
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,762
If I was a criminal
413
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,864
and I was heading
through them woods
414
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,933
I'd stop off at Emma
Brand's house.
415
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:49,934
You would?
416
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,135
For sure.
417
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,748
Now, you know that there
ain't a day that goes by
418
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,689
that Emma don't
make a batch of pies
419
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:56,557
and put them out in
the window to cool.
420
00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:58,859
Well, you know, it's pretty
hard on the average fella
421
00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:00,494
to pass by without sniffing
422
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:02,730
and hungering
for a slice of pie.
423
00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:04,532
Now, you can, you
can just imagine
424
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:07,267
what that's going to do
to a starving escapee.
425
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,436
Yeah.
426
00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:09,815
Yeah. Well, let's
go on over there.
427
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:10,938
Yeah, let's go.
428
00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:27,455
Howdy, Emma. You all right?
429
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,289
Howdy, Sheriff. I'm fine.
430
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,225
We just stopped by to warn you
431
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:32,960
to keep your doors bolted.
432
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:34,328
Thank you, Sheriff.
433
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,629
Thank you. I will.
434
00:18:35,665 --> 00:18:36,864
Wait a minute, Emma.
435
00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:38,399
I didn't tell you why.
436
00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:40,267
Oh. Tha-that's right.
437
00:18:40,302 --> 00:18:41,447
Well, you know
438
00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:43,716
this escaped convict
that's on the loose?
439
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:45,656
Well, we're still
looking for him
440
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,224
so you be extra
careful now, you hear?
441
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,893
Uh, Emma...
442
00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,496
How's your sciatica?
443
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,865
O-oh, it's fine. Just fine.
444
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,516
Good-bye, Sheriff.
445
00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:00,299
She's the sweetest
thing, ain't she?
446
00:19:00,323 --> 00:19:02,122
Uh...
447
00:19:02,157 --> 00:19:05,626
Barney, there's something
curious going on in there.
448
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:08,195
Did... did you ever know
Emma Brand's sciatica
449
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,896
to be just fine?
450
00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:12,700
Or anything else about
her for that matter?
451
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,636
No, sirree. Sh-she is
trying to get rid of us
452
00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:18,405
and I believe I know
who put her up to it.
453
00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:19,906
You m... you mean
454
00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:22,087
you think he's in there?
455
00:19:22,111 --> 00:19:23,410
Yeah.
456
00:19:23,446 --> 00:19:25,912
Well, what are we going to do?
457
00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:28,115
Well, I got an idea.
458
00:19:41,564 --> 00:19:42,713
You know, Sheriff,
459
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,049
I told you there was
nobody here, an-and...
460
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,762
yeah, I-I-I-I know it, Emma.
461
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:47,918
I know that.
462
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,188
I-I just wanted to
tell you one thing
463
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,640
just in case you
was to see that fella.
464
00:19:52,675 --> 00:19:54,758
Now, don't say a
word about my boat
465
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,893
being hid down there by the lake
466
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,407
underneath that
clump of bushes...
467
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,775
You know that clump of bushes
that's over there near your dock?
468
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,411
If that fella was
to find that boat
469
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,580
he could row clear
across to Sandy Point
470
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,582
and get away as
slick as a whistle.
471
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,756
Not a word about that
now. You promise?
472
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:11,558
I promise.
473
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,368
You know something, lady?
474
00:20:21,403 --> 00:20:24,605
You got a mighty
obliging sheriff in this town.
475
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,240
Real helpful.
476
00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:33,480
Mayberry patrol to
Captain, come in, please.
477
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,918
Mayberry patrol to
Captain, come in, please!
478
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,156
Now, Captain, you
might as well say hello
479
00:20:42,191 --> 00:20:44,591
'cause I'm going to
keep calling till you do.
480
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,756
Captain Barker to Mayberry.
481
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,079
What is it, Sheriff?
482
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:50,175
Oh, hello, Captain.
483
00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:52,244
I just thought you
might like to know where
484
00:20:52,268 --> 00:20:53,912
you can pick up your criminal.
485
00:20:53,936 --> 00:20:54,902
What?!
486
00:20:54,937 --> 00:20:56,515
I tell you what, you
meet me down by the lake
487
00:20:56,539 --> 00:20:58,372
near the old Crystal Creek Road
488
00:20:58,407 --> 00:21:00,652
and I believe we can
wind this whole thing up.
489
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:01,937
You mean you've
got him cornered?
490
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,388
Well, let's just say we've made
491
00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:04,712
the necessary arrangements.
492
00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:06,542
Now, you'll be
right along, will you?
493
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,110
Where is this
Crystal Creek Road?
494
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,232
How do I get there?
495
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,568
Well, you go by the
old summer place...
496
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,103
Oh, that's right.
497
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,923
You don't know how to
get there either, do you?
498
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:18,125
I tell you what, tell you what.
499
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,295
You go by my house
and pick up my boy Opie...
500
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:23,408
Now, anybody can tell
you how to get there...
501
00:21:23,432 --> 00:21:24,943
And-and he'll show you the way.
502
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:25,994
There's time for that?
503
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,435
Oh, don't worry about that.
504
00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:28,436
10-4.
505
00:21:28,471 --> 00:21:29,603
But, Sheriff...!
506
00:21:29,638 --> 00:21:31,998
I'm sorry. I already
ten-foured you.
507
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,521
Kind of a good
feeling gettin' it in first
508
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,212
for a change.
509
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,229
There he is.
510
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,077
Did you catch him, Paw?
511
00:22:10,112 --> 00:22:11,378
Well, as good as.
512
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,791
Well, where is he?
513
00:22:12,815 --> 00:22:15,465
Right out there's
your man, Captain.
514
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,760
Walters, binoculars.
515
00:22:23,859 --> 00:22:25,926
You fool! You let him get away.
516
00:22:25,961 --> 00:22:27,428
Why didn't you shoot?
517
00:22:27,463 --> 00:22:29,663
Well, in the first
place, if I'd have shot
518
00:22:29,698 --> 00:22:30,842
why, I might have hit him,
519
00:22:30,866 --> 00:22:33,033
and I figured you'd
rather have him alive.
520
00:22:33,068 --> 00:22:35,368
In the second place,
he might have shot back
521
00:22:35,404 --> 00:22:36,937
and I'd rather have me alive.
522
00:22:36,972 --> 00:22:40,573
You think you can get
him with a telescopic sight?
523
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,075
Yeah, I can try, sir.
524
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,978
Well, there ain't
any real need in that.
525
00:22:45,014 --> 00:22:46,207
What?!
526
00:22:46,231 --> 00:22:47,464
Well, that's a
527
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:49,678
pretty far range out there.
528
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,680
Besides that, why he'll
come back peaceful enough.
529
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,605
Taylor, I don't know how you
got to be a sheriff in this state,
530
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,507
but when this is over, I'm
gonna see that you're thrown out.
531
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,487
There's no place for
such incompetence
532
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:00,477
in a peace officer.
533
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,057
That's our boat, ain't it, Paw?
534
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,331
You let him take it on
purpose, didn't you?
535
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:05,750
I sure did, son.
536
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,100
Look!
537
00:23:08,204 --> 00:23:09,903
It's sinking.
538
00:23:09,939 --> 00:23:11,433
Yes, sir, it sure is.
539
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:13,974
That's 'cause it
leaks, and Paw knew it
540
00:23:14,009 --> 00:23:17,510
all the time.
541
00:23:17,546 --> 00:23:19,074
Cap'n, if you'll take your men
542
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,209
down this little road
down there at the shore,
543
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,333
I imagine he'll
swim right to you.
544
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,904
All right, let's go, men.
545
00:23:32,361 --> 00:23:34,995
You know, this morning
when we was fishing,
546
00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:38,031
I sure didn't enjoy
having a hole in that boat.
547
00:23:38,066 --> 00:23:40,033
I tell you the truth, right now
548
00:23:40,068 --> 00:23:42,970
I wouldn't take a dollar
and a quarter for it.
549
00:23:50,146 --> 00:23:52,062
You proud of your paw?
550
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,063
Yeah.
551
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,865
You said he...
552
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,378
Sheriff Taylor, I want to say
553
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,380
it's been a pleasure
working with you.
554
00:23:58,404 --> 00:23:59,748
Oh, it's my pleasure.
555
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:03,323
My paw's the best
sheriff in the whole state.
556
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,802
Wouldn't be surprised, son.
557
00:24:04,826 --> 00:24:06,771
When I get back
to the state capital,
558
00:24:06,795 --> 00:24:09,540
I'm going to see that they
send you a citation for this.
559
00:24:09,564 --> 00:24:12,065
Oh, that won't be necessary.
560
00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:13,533
Of course, of course,
561
00:24:13,568 --> 00:24:14,712
if you could see your way clear
562
00:24:14,736 --> 00:24:17,015
to sending me one of them
maps with the sticky buttons on it
563
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,338
I'd appreciate it.
564
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:20,018
You've got it, Sheriff.
565
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,353
Fine. Thanks again.
566
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,675
Yes, sir.
567
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,629
Well, you ain't so tough
now, are you, wise guy?
568
00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,408
From now on,
you'd just better stay
569
00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:28,977
as far away from
Mayberry as you can get
570
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,445
if you know what's good for you.
571
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,470
Ain't gonna get the
drop on me again.
572
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,924
Ahh...!
573
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,711
Easy, easy.
574
00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:42,212
No, easy!
575
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,782
My fingers are bent.
My fingers are bent.
576
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,083
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