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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,733 --> 00:00:10,933 - So I went out with a drug dealer on-- 2 00:00:11,033 --> 00:00:13,767 Jared S., make a better choice! 3 00:00:13,867 --> 00:00:16,067 Saturday night. 4 00:00:16,167 --> 00:00:19,267 It was incredible. - Oh, that is so awesome. 5 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:23,900 Okay, Alfred G., three, two... 6 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,800 Not today, my friend. 7 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,267 Was he, like, a mobster or something? 8 00:00:28,367 --> 00:00:30,767 - No, he, like, sells vicodin on the low, full time. 9 00:00:30,867 --> 00:00:35,400 Stop. Down. Now. 10 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,200 - If you tell me he has a goatee, 11 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,100 I'm gonna be so jealous. 12 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,967 - He was really tender. 13 00:00:40,067 --> 00:00:42,167 Xavier L., is that your-- 14 00:00:42,267 --> 00:00:45,833 thank you for making a good choice, Xavier L. 15 00:00:45,933 --> 00:00:49,033 But not too tender, 16 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:50,000 if you know what I mean. 17 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:51,067 - [chuckles] 18 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:54,133 Did you do the deed? [chuckles] 19 00:00:54,233 --> 00:00:56,867 Okay, Room 301, we're done down here. 20 00:00:56,967 --> 00:01:00,267 We do not make gestures like that. 21 00:01:00,367 --> 00:01:01,800 - These are bad kids. 22 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:03,067 - The worst. 23 00:01:03,167 --> 00:01:06,100 [rock music] 24 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,067 - * Tear it down 25 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:11,100 * Tear it down 26 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,067 [rock music] 27 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:15,533 - * Cake, cake, cake 28 00:01:15,633 --> 00:01:17,200 * Haters gonna hate, bakers gonna bake * 29 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:19,267 * Cake in the morning * 30 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:20,633 - What's up with this cake? 31 00:01:20,733 --> 00:01:22,233 - My class made it for Hunger Action Month. 32 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:23,900 - Then shouldn't they be eating it? 33 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:25,367 - No. I took it away from them, 34 00:01:25,467 --> 00:01:26,933 so they could know the true meaning of hunger. 35 00:01:27,067 --> 00:01:28,333 - Well, I've decided to treat myself 36 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:30,067 ever since my breakup with Jacob. 37 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,567 - How are you doing? 38 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:32,467 - Not that well. 39 00:01:32,567 --> 00:01:35,067 - Hasn't it been, like, a year? 40 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:38,367 - 14 months. 41 00:01:38,467 --> 00:01:42,233 - Ladies, I'm so glad you're all here for the meeting. 42 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:42,833 - What meeting? - The anti-bullying committee 43 00:01:42,933 --> 00:01:45,867 meeting. 44 00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:47,700 - Ms. Feldman? 45 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:51,133 Ms. Feldman, are you here for the meeting? 46 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:53,233 - The meeting? 47 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:55,233 Yes. Yes, I am. 48 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:56,833 - Were you just sleeping? 49 00:01:56,933 --> 00:01:58,933 - No. No, I was not. 50 00:01:59,067 --> 00:02:00,833 - Okay. 51 00:02:00,933 --> 00:02:03,767 I just got off the phone with Mrs. Lark from district. 52 00:02:03,867 --> 00:02:07,500 A while back, they mandated that every school 53 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,600 launch an anti-bullying program. 54 00:02:09,700 --> 00:02:12,133 I need this committee to come up with ways 55 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,133 to prevent bullying here at Fillmore. 56 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:15,600 - But we don't have a bullying problem. 57 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:19,267 - I know, but someone reported that we didn't have a program, 58 00:02:19,367 --> 00:02:21,267 and now we have to have one. 59 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:23,633 - That was me. - Why would you do that? 60 00:02:23,733 --> 00:02:25,500 - But then how are we going to know who the popular kids are? 61 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,233 - What? - I thought I was excused 62 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:28,933 from all extracurricular activities 63 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,367 due to emotional stress. 64 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:31,567 - That was never a thing. 65 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:34,100 - This is going to make a real difference. 66 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,200 I know in high school when Lauren Zellnek 67 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,500 convinced everyone that I was gay 68 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,233 and put fetal pigs in my locker, 69 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:43,833 I could have used a program like this. 70 00:02:43,933 --> 00:02:47,900 - Anyway, I need you all to come up with different ways 71 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,067 to prevent bullying at Fillmore. 72 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,933 Are you all in? - Yes. 73 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:58,133 - Because with cutbacks looming, it's volunteering 74 00:02:58,233 --> 00:02:59,067 for a program like this that would keep you 75 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:00,967 from getting fired. 76 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:02,300 - I'm in. - Me, too. 77 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,367 - Yeah, I'll do it. - Yeah, yeah. 78 00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:05,133 - Good. - Yay. 79 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:09,200 Okay, everyone. Quiet coyote. 80 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,367 Thank you. 81 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:14,300 Now today I want to talk to you guys about bullies. 82 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,067 Did you know that the word "bully" 83 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:18,700 originally meant "sweetheart"? 84 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,767 Makes a lot of sense when you think about it. 85 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:24,067 Because sometimes a bully starts out as a sweetheart. 86 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:27,500 That's how they get you. 87 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,967 A bully is someone who generally disregards your feelings, 88 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:31,567 ignores your texts, 89 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,400 and changes the password on your joint Netflix account 90 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,767 two days after you break up. - Uh, Ms. Watson-- 91 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:38,067 - A bully can also take you to Nashville one weekend 92 00:03:38,133 --> 00:03:39,467 on his frequent flier miles, 93 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:40,533 treat you to bottomless mimosas, 94 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:42,367 and then on Monday tell you it's over. 95 00:03:42,467 --> 00:03:43,533 - What's a mimosa? 96 00:03:43,633 --> 00:03:44,900 - It's something women in their 20s order 97 00:03:45,067 --> 00:03:48,600 so they can feel better about drinking in the morning. 98 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,900 - I thought we were going to read Cinderella today. 99 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:52,600 - No. 100 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,067 No, I'm not going to be reading you any fairy tales 101 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:56,600 because they're lies. 102 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:59,733 The truth is, kids, sometimes Prince Charming 103 00:03:59,833 --> 00:04:01,600 wants to date other people, you know? 104 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,933 And just because you leave a shoe in his apartment 105 00:04:04,067 --> 00:04:07,267 doesn't mean you can show up whenever you want. 106 00:04:07,367 --> 00:04:10,767 Nobody lives happily ever after. Trust me. 107 00:04:10,867 --> 00:04:13,633 My cousin Connie's 39. She just got divorced, 108 00:04:13,733 --> 00:04:15,567 and now she works part-time at a Chicos. 109 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:18,100 - Chicos? - Yeah, Chicos. 110 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,933 It's Spanish for big shoulders. 111 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:26,567 [rock music] 112 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,300 - Ms. Snap, I drew you a picture of us. 113 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,467 - Thank you so much. 114 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,833 Is that supposed to be me? 115 00:04:37,933 --> 00:04:39,333 - Yeah. 116 00:04:39,433 --> 00:04:42,133 - Where are my cheekbones? 117 00:04:42,233 --> 00:04:44,667 - Uh... - Couple of tips. 118 00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:45,900 We have the same size wrists, 119 00:04:46,067 --> 00:04:48,500 so why do you draw me with the bigger body? 120 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,200 I'm not Miley Cyrus. I don't have horse teeth. 121 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,933 - Okay. - This is really bad. 122 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:53,967 It's disgusting. 123 00:04:54,067 --> 00:04:58,667 Let's just consider this a rough draft. 124 00:04:58,767 --> 00:05:00,467 Debbie? 125 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,800 Love that chambray dress. 126 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:05,600 - What if we had them write down what they did wrong on signs 127 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:06,500 and then they could wear them around their necks 128 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,100 like that dog-shaming website? 129 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,233 - They're not dogs. 130 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,500 - Sometimes bullying can be a good thing. 131 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,733 In high school, my best friend Randy 132 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:16,567 got called the f-word every day 133 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:18,667 and now he's head pastor of his church. 134 00:05:18,767 --> 00:05:21,767 - Lauren Zellnek tortured me in high school. 135 00:05:21,867 --> 00:05:23,167 It got so bad that I got hemorrhoids 136 00:05:23,267 --> 00:05:27,733 and I had to sit on an innertube in all of my classes. 137 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:31,433 - You must have felt like you were at the pool all day. 138 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:33,600 - Sorry. The hot dad dropped his son off late 139 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,933 and I had to flirt with him. 140 00:05:36,067 --> 00:05:37,067 He is so hot. 141 00:05:37,133 --> 00:05:40,733 - Did you bring any ideas? - Yes, I did. 142 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:42,900 - A compliments board is a great idea. 143 00:05:43,067 --> 00:05:44,133 - I think we should christen it by giving 144 00:05:44,233 --> 00:05:47,067 each other compliments. 145 00:05:47,133 --> 00:05:48,333 - Um, I'll start. 146 00:05:48,433 --> 00:05:52,800 Chelsea, I think your hair looks really nice today. 147 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:55,467 - I look like a piece of [bleep]. 148 00:05:55,567 --> 00:05:58,400 - So should I not write that down or... 149 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:01,367 - Caroline, um... 150 00:06:01,467 --> 00:06:04,467 I really like how you handled your breakup. 151 00:06:04,567 --> 00:06:06,933 - That's not a compliment. 152 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,400 - For someone who doesn't have a lot going on for them, 153 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,500 you have a lot of confidence. 154 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,733 - Thank you so much. 155 00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:23,333 - Raise your hand if you've ever bullied someone. 156 00:06:23,433 --> 00:06:27,567 Okay, guys, bullying is not just pushing, 157 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:29,533 beating, and shoving. 158 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:31,933 We can also hurt each other with our words. 159 00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:34,467 So why don't we go ahead and shout out some examples 160 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:36,067 of verbal bullying? 161 00:06:36,167 --> 00:06:37,167 - Marty has a butt chin. 162 00:06:37,267 --> 00:06:39,600 - Yes. That is bullying. 163 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,733 Any other examples? 164 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,800 - Denise doesn't know who her dad is. 165 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:45,633 - Mm, this is an interesting example. 166 00:06:45,733 --> 00:06:49,067 It sounds like bullying, but is also a factual statement. 167 00:06:49,133 --> 00:06:49,967 - So is it bullying? 168 00:06:50,067 --> 00:06:52,067 - I don't know the answer there. 169 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:55,067 Ms. Feldman's gonna be honest with you guys. 170 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,533 I don't know. 171 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:57,833 This is one of those times 172 00:06:57,933 --> 00:06:59,300 where we're all on the same page learning together, 173 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,733 and it's really fun. 174 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:04,333 - Maggie has the same haircut as my Aunt Linda. 175 00:07:04,433 --> 00:07:06,067 - My mom made me get this haircut. 176 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:08,233 - Alison's mom is fat. Chuck's mom is fat. 177 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:10,333 Brendan's mom is fat. 178 00:07:10,433 --> 00:07:11,367 - Alison, Chuck, and Brendan's dads 179 00:07:11,467 --> 00:07:13,200 like it like that. 180 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,767 A lot of guys do. 181 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,800 - Did someone already do Maggie's haircut? 182 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:19,700 - You guys, my mom made me go to her hairdresser, Doris. 183 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,300 And Doris only knows one haircut. 184 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,633 - I don't think Maggie's haircut is a problem, you guys. 185 00:07:24,733 --> 00:07:26,167 I think it's Doris. 186 00:07:26,267 --> 00:07:28,667 - But if we all agree that Maggie's haircut is bad, 187 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:29,467 then is that bullying? 188 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:31,967 - Yeah. I think it is. 189 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:34,500 It's 'cause people are very dark inside. 190 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,667 People are very sad and dark inside. 191 00:07:38,767 --> 00:07:40,400 Okay, a little too much? 192 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,533 We'll save that for after lunch. 193 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:48,867 [kids sobbing] 194 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:52,700 - Oh, my God. What happened? 195 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,600 - This is horrible. 196 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,600 - I didn't want this haircut. 197 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:57,333 - Oh, Maggie, honey, ignore the board. 198 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,567 You're beautiful. 199 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:00,967 - Where did they come up with these insults? 200 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:03,133 - This is the opposite of compliments. 201 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,200 This is bullying. 202 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,467 - Which is progress because this morning 203 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:08,333 they didn't even know you could bully with words? 204 00:08:08,433 --> 00:08:11,467 - Unbelievable. 205 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:14,567 [rock music] 206 00:08:19,267 --> 00:08:22,633 - The compliments board was a disaster. 207 00:08:27,433 --> 00:08:31,867 Now does anyone have any ideas that are actually good? 208 00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:33,433 - We really need an anti-bullying club. 209 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:35,133 - What if we implement a buddy system 210 00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:37,100 where you always have one friend you can really count on? 211 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,633 - What if they don't even have one friend? 212 00:08:38,733 --> 00:08:40,467 - What if we made sure kids only said nice things? 213 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:41,633 - We can't restrict their free speech. 214 00:08:41,733 --> 00:08:44,467 - I really think we need an anti-bullying club. 215 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:45,833 - Now that is a good idea. 216 00:08:45,933 --> 00:08:46,800 - I love that. - Yeah. Yeah. 217 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:47,933 - I just suggested that. 218 00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:48,900 - What would they do in the club? 219 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:50,167 - It would be a safe place 220 00:08:50,267 --> 00:08:51,500 for them to talk about their feelings. 221 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,567 - They could make potato batteries. 222 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:53,733 - They could check their email. 223 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,067 - It could just be a safe place 224 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,367 for them to talk about their feelings. 225 00:08:56,467 --> 00:08:57,367 - That's it. Perfect. 226 00:08:57,467 --> 00:08:58,667 - Did I not just say that? 227 00:08:58,767 --> 00:09:00,133 - We'd need someone to be in charge. 228 00:09:00,233 --> 00:09:01,700 - I'm happy to offer my classroom. 229 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,200 - I used to cut myself. 230 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:08,433 This is my pain. 231 00:09:08,533 --> 00:09:10,600 I'm gonna run this club. 232 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:14,367 I am. 233 00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:16,100 This is a safe place. 234 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,667 I want you all to feel that you can come here 235 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:19,933 and talk about issues and troubles 236 00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:21,867 you're having here at school, okay? 237 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:25,200 Does anyone want to share anything? 238 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,500 - Brad says I smell like Funyons. 239 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,167 - People love Funyons. They're fun. 240 00:09:29,267 --> 00:09:33,667 Listen, in high school, Lauren Zellnek changed my name 241 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:36,133 from Deb Adler to Dumb Fatter, 242 00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:38,067 which made me develop an eating disorder. 243 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:40,367 Has anyone had any experiences like that? 244 00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:42,133 No? 245 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,333 Really? 246 00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:46,333 No one's ever sprayed you in the face with Windex? 247 00:09:46,433 --> 00:09:47,900 No one's ever started a rumor that you were gay 248 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:50,433 because you won tickets to The Rosie O'Donnell Show? 249 00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:54,667 Did Lauren Zellnek make you take a shot from a diva cup? 250 00:09:54,767 --> 00:09:56,367 - Jesus Christ. 251 00:09:56,467 --> 00:10:00,833 - Look, I really want to know how brutal it is for you guys. 252 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,400 - People make fun of my haircut. 253 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:05,133 - Oh, if that's the worst thing that's happened to you, 254 00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:07,100 you're dead when you get into the real world. 255 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,967 - It's not that bad here at Fillmore. 256 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,433 - Ugh. You guys, you're giving me nothing to work with. 257 00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:15,000 It's gonna get bad. 258 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:18,633 When you get to sixth grade, get boobs, cramps, 259 00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:21,200 whatever it is guys get, 260 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:22,400 everything's gonna change. 261 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,733 When that happens, remember that you have a voice. 262 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,867 And think of our group's name: 263 00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:31,800 Stop Teasing And Bullying. STAB. 264 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:37,733 all: STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! 265 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:40,833 STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! 266 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:44,200 - Ms. Snap, I drew you another picture. 267 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,633 - Why do you insist on making me ugly? 268 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,267 - What? - I didn't pay $60 a week 269 00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:50,400 for a juice cleanse to have my thigh gap go unnoticed. 270 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,367 I'm on to you. 271 00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:56,267 I'm not gonna let you bring me down, Debbie. 272 00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:05,700 - This is a prime example of institutional bullying. 273 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,867 Gender specific bathrooms force students 274 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,700 to prematurely classify themselves, 275 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,200 when really gender's on a spectrum. 276 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,967 - I can relate. One time I dreamt I had a dick. 277 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,400 I do have one question though. 278 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:19,567 How are they gonna know which bathroom to use? 279 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:20,700 - Now they can use either. 280 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,700 Don't you have a class right now? 281 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,400 - They're in silent free time. 282 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,233 [all screaming] 283 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:30,100 - Come on. We've got five more bathrooms to hit. 284 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,333 Did you know you can get HPV from fingers? 285 00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:35,067 - How many fingers? 286 00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:38,067 - I bought my very first Groupon today. 287 00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,733 - Oh, nice. What was it for? 288 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:44,167 - Anal bleaching. 289 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:47,200 - Do you really think that you need that? 290 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:47,967 - Probably. 291 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:48,933 both: STAB! STAB! STAB! 292 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,867 STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! 293 00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:52,700 - Oh, don't worry. That's, uh, 294 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,133 that's our new anti-bullying club. 295 00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:56,267 - Aren't they being a little aggressive? 296 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,967 - No. They're just standing up for themselves. 297 00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,100 - My mom says I can be President. 298 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,733 - You're too stupid to be the President. 299 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,867 - Oh, isn't that kid in your class? 300 00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:06,600 - Yeah. That's Blake. 301 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,200 - Well, he's a bully. 302 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,667 You need to call a conference with his parents. 303 00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:12,367 - Dumb bitch. 304 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:14,067 - Today. 305 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,800 - Because the bottom line is 306 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,200 you can't break up with someone 307 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,733 and still like all their posts on Facebook. 308 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:21,867 You need to give them closure. 309 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,800 Just because one person's okay 310 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,733 doesn't mean the other person is. 311 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:27,233 For all you know, that other person 312 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,067 could have been asked to leave their pottery class 313 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:31,100 at the learning annex due to excessive crying 314 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,600 because the class kept reminding them of the movie Ghost. 315 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,600 - So what's the answer? 316 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:40,867 - Sorry. I got a little sidetracked. 317 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:48,400 It's one. 318 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,800 [knocking] 319 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,567 - Ms. Bennigan? - Oh, Hot Dad. 320 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,867 - What? 321 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:56,067 - Yes? Hi. Hello. 322 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,900 Are you Blake's dad? 323 00:12:58,067 --> 00:13:00,733 - Yeah. You wanted to meet with me? 324 00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:03,867 - Yes, thank you for coming in. 325 00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:07,833 Um, I wanted to talk with you about some issues 326 00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:09,667 concerning Blake's behavior. 327 00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:11,200 - Yeah. 328 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,900 I was afraid of that ever since 329 00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:15,733 the, uh, change in our family situation. 330 00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:18,200 - Oh. 331 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,433 - Oh, I'm surprised Blake didn't tell you. 332 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,767 Uh... 333 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,733 His mom left us. 334 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:26,400 - Oh. 335 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,900 I'm so sorry. 336 00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,800 - Oh, no. It's--it's fine. 337 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,367 No, we'll be strong. 338 00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:33,700 We do miss having a woman around the house, 339 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,733 but, you know, you're sort of a surrogate mom to Blake. 340 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:39,667 - [giggles] 341 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:47,067 - [chuckles] I'm--I'm sorry. 342 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:50,533 I've embarrassed you. - No, no, no. 343 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:55,400 - So, um, what's going on with Blake's behavior? 344 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,900 - You know what? Don't worry about it. 345 00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:59,367 - Hey, wait, what? 346 00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:00,867 I thought you said there were issues. 347 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:01,867 - The issue is he's too advanced. 348 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,733 He's the smartest kid I've ever known. 349 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,800 - Blake? - He's the pussy's pajamas. 350 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,800 Cat's! 351 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:13,400 The cat's pajamas. 352 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:17,100 - Okay. Well, thanks for letting me come by. 353 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,933 - Thanks for letting me come. 354 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,067 - Well, I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna get going. 355 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:24,567 kids: STAB! STAB! STAB! 356 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:25,933 STAB! STAB! STAB! 357 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,067 STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! 358 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,233 [blows whistle] - Hey! Hey! Hey! 359 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,267 Get out of here. Stop. 360 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:30,867 - STAB is too big for you to control. 361 00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:32,300 He's a bully. 362 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,367 Let's show him what we do to bullies. 363 00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:36,500 - Whoa! kids: STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! 364 00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:44,133 - I am beside myself. 365 00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,567 This week was supposed to prevent bullying, 366 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:49,167 and now we have more reported cases of bullying 367 00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:50,467 than ever before. 368 00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:51,800 Your compliments board turned into 369 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,400 a-a--an insult board. 370 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,567 We have a banned vigilante squad. 371 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,500 It's like Lord of The Flies out there. 372 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,600 - We were trying-- - I don't care! 373 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,867 Luckily, Mrs. Lark from the district 374 00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:06,633 is an anti-bullying expert. 375 00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:08,633 She's agreed to come in this afternoon 376 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:12,067 and help these children that you've traumatized. 377 00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:14,567 If today doesn't go well, 378 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:20,533 start looking for other places to warp young minds. 379 00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:23,067 - If you see a kid who's missing a tooth, let me know. 380 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,900 I found this on the playground. 381 00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:27,067 - Oh, shoot. 382 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,667 - Excuse me, I'm looking for the library. 383 00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:30,967 I'm here to facilitate an anti-bulling workshop. 384 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,133 - Lauren? 385 00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:35,133 - Oh, my God. Lauren Zellnek? - [gasps] 386 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:37,833 - Oh, actually it's Lauren Lark now. 387 00:15:37,933 --> 00:15:39,100 I'm married. 388 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,400 Um, sorry, do we know each other? 389 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,533 - You don't remember the girl 390 00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:46,733 you were completely brutal to in high school? 391 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:48,267 - Deb Adler. 392 00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:51,533 - Don't you mean Dumb Fatter? 393 00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:54,967 - Oh, Deb, you have to let that go. 394 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,200 It's in the past. 395 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,500 Based on your eyeliner, 396 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,433 I can tell you're still very angry. 397 00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:00,933 - Seriously? - Well, I'm sorry for the way 398 00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:05,400 I behaved in high school, but that was a long time ago. 399 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,133 And...[chuckles] Bravo to you 400 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,167 for losing all that weight. 401 00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:12,100 It must have been really hard 402 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:16,967 because it was a lot of weight. 403 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:21,667 A lot. [laughing] 404 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:27,633 - [laughing] 405 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,833 - Good afternoon. 406 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:39,200 Today, we're gonna work to turn all of you bullies 407 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:39,933 into buddies. 408 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,200 - What a nightmare. 409 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:46,067 - Now, who here has a personal story 410 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,100 they'd like to share 411 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,800 about a time they were bullied? 412 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,433 This is for the students. 413 00:16:57,967 --> 00:17:00,167 Yes. 414 00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:03,200 - Ms. Snap hates my drawings. 415 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,500 - What? That's not true. 416 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:08,067 They're just not an accurate portrayal of my body. 417 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:12,067 - I drew you a new one. 418 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,567 - Ms. Snap? 419 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:20,967 - What a cool body. 420 00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:22,233 I love it. 421 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,700 - Now we're getting somewhere. 422 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,100 All right. 423 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,800 - Where's Blake? 424 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,367 Blake, why aren't you in the workshop? 425 00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:40,067 - I can't go in there and face all my nemeses. 426 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:44,567 - Listen, today you've gotta walk in someone else's shoes. 427 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,167 And now that you know what it's like to be bullied, 428 00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:49,800 you won't do it again, right? 429 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,133 - Right. 430 00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:53,333 - Do you feel better? 431 00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:56,200 - Yeah. Thanks. 432 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:59,200 - Maybe you could tell your dad 433 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:03,067 what a great talk we had? 434 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,633 Don't you think it would be fun to see me at school, 435 00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:10,467 and then back at your dad's house? 436 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,633 - For this next exercise, 437 00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:16,300 we're gonna do a little roleplay. 438 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,200 Mrs. Adler, why don't you come up 439 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,567 and help me show everyone 440 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,800 the proper way to handle a bully? 441 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,200 - Let me guess. You're the bully. 442 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:28,067 - You're ugly. - Have we started yet? 443 00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:32,667 - I said you're ugly. 444 00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:35,333 - Okay. I would appreciate it 445 00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:37,300 if you would not talk to me like that. 446 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,133 At school, we should respect each other. 447 00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:43,067 - You're a lesbian. - No, I'm not. 448 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:47,400 - And calling someone a lesbian isn't an insult. 449 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,867 - Even though you're not fat anymore, 450 00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:54,233 you'll always be a fat girl on the inside, 451 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,067 Dumb Fatter. 452 00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:59,267 - Shut your mouth. - Ah, ah, ah. 453 00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:00,933 Now that is the wrong-- - [yelling] 454 00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:03,867 - Oh, my God. - Who's a lesbian now? 455 00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,133 kids: STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! 456 00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,400 - Oh, my God. 457 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,267 kids: STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! 458 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:09,733 - Get off me, get off of me! 459 00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:13,133 - Ladies, will you please help me stop this? 460 00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:14,333 Stop it! 461 00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:17,200 Ow! She's biting me! 462 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:20,433 [kids cheering] Ladies, help! Ow! 463 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:27,067 I am the principal! 464 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:32,100 - Well, I just got off the phone with the district office. 465 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,167 - We are so sorry. - It was my bad. 466 00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,233 - It is not my fault. 467 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:38,633 - Actually, it was good news. 468 00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:40,867 After what happened today with Mrs. Lark, 469 00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:44,067 she doesn't want anything else to do with us. 470 00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:46,767 She's excused Fillmore Elementary 471 00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:50,767 from any further participation in the anti-bullying program. 472 00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,167 - That's great news. - That's awesome. 473 00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:53,833 - Wow. - So happy I could have helped. 474 00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,167 - By the way, does anyone know what's going on 475 00:19:55,267 --> 00:19:58,867 with the bathrooms? 476 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:09,167 [rock music] 477 00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:17,533 * 478 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,333 * Tear it down 479 00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:24,400 * Tear it down 480 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,100 * Tear it down 481 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,100 * Tear it down 482 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:33,100 - Oh, yeah. 34772

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